Dana's neck folds editionHeemvious: >>157170258
>>157174535wish I could get shredded
Should have been a /drod2/ thread
1st for smif
Ok guys, we got all the jokes out I don’t want to hear any more disrespect towards a UFC Hall of Famer
what makes dricus so unaesthetic. his physique looks weird
>>157174558He's designed to be high bodyfat
Smith bros....not like this...not like this...
>>157174558Roids
smith said recently he had a fight lined up september 4th
*enters thread*
We could have had a Drod2 thread but sweet sweetden insisted on making a /dana sucks off dricus/ thread, it was vital
now that the dust has settled what were the terroristic threats in question
>>157174602He said he had a dirty bomb in his pants
I saw your ghost againVisions of a future Non existent
>A subpoena is required for all requests.gay and sadly not fake
>>157174641this speaks to me
>W-where's my family?... Are they safe? Are they alright?
>rakic/tybura at heavyweight oh my gosh this is huge
>>157174558beating an old man in usman like he owned him money
Pease stop posting vis an vis Smiths fracas
>>157174654thanks for trying
>>157174660can we get a blob check on rakic
>>157174655I saw your ghost againFollowed by crushingFeelings of regret
>other cases in Nebraska that demanded 500k bail either involved predators or something along the lines of manslaughter Seems quite serious
>>157174666there must be a workaround i'm out for a bit now but i'll research it further later, might be a state law but people get bodycam footage from florida easy enough
>>157174665
>>157174671Looking at his instagram he looks the same. Probably just tired of cutting, I bet he weighs in between 235-240
>>157174675a bond is iirc 10% of the bail
>>157174681yeah nebraska isn't required to release it like other states, especially when the case is still active
>>157174672this does not speak to me
oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
>>157174572need it
>>157174692500k bond is insane likely this gets picked up by professionals at some point and we have to endure yapping but it is what it is sattaday night and so on
Both of these fighters have dealt with custody battles involving their children.
>>157174699PIG FREAK
>>157174692maybe in 3 years sad
MMA Guru predicted this.
fuck yuo guys seriuosly
>>157174681>>157174692They can seal anything indefinitely. Nebraska's heem ngubus all the time and never have to release bodycam no matter how many journalists apply and pay a lot of money trying to get it released.Thoughbeit if the cops think the recordings might make them look good because they operated, and they did everything by the book, they do release some stuff so we may get it one day.
>>157174716No matter what someone has to always attack his family even if he has to do it himself
Is Max a chair enjoyer?
For what is a lion without a prey?
>>157174750A lion
really not a good idea to proudly claim to be a predator in this political climatr
i’m a big dog big bear nigga i’m a lion
Domestic violence? Well, it ain't international violence
>Congratulations Anthony! You truly are one of my favorite fighters and favorite humans ever. No one, and I mean NO ONE, has fought harder than you in that octagon.>I'm proud of you, just like I know your wife and family are. This one's for you, bubba.
>>157174773Leave that to dirty diaper donnie and the Nelk boys
>>157174755...without a prey
Someone needs to make one of those tuff "congratulations, your next opponent is, you." edits of smiff
>Smart guy here thats read alot about brains.The CTE in fighters is exaggerated... Yes you can get brain damage from hitting your head, obviously... but in terms of severity most guys are fine and do not have CTE. Majority of fighters just have a mild form of brain damage not cte. They wont suffer that much from it. Maybe they forget some stuff here and there, you know mild things.A more severe form of brain damage is when they are punch drunk and talk slurfed. Thats not that common in mma though. Punch drunk is actually more common in boxing because of how repetitive they get hit in face. Boxers also have worse brain damage in general, including worse forms such as cte. NFL by far has the worse brain damage including CTE because of how hard they crack each other.TLDR: Most mma fighters have mild brain damage not cte. Dont fall for the cte made him do it meme. When they get in trouble the truth is they are just shitty people with rough backgrounds.
Topuria's pillowfisted brother vs Ewing is the fight to make
Smiff? Oh yeah the wife beater right?
I shutter to think what Smith wuold angirly do to MAGA Patirot...
>>157174788this is exactly what I was thinking twin.
The Body-cam footage of a drunkard willing to harm himself in front of his children might not provide the desired comedic gold
He has that ''i already won this fight'' look to him
>>157174820
I got some serious stank dick right now
>>157174791im not reading all that
This is going to upset some people but with this incident Smiff has officially stolen the GOAT status from Jones.
>>157174864trvth nvke
>>157174825head too big
>>157174847Bro stuck xer TWP in Trumpiggy's DDPs.
>>157174877you don't say
Wouldn't have been a prawblem in the 80s, that's for shure b, you know where the door is bapa
has jones tweeted and then deleted anything yet? he can never miss an opportunity to twist the knife
>>157174912Our Jon? Our Jon Jones? Our Goat? Twisting the knife? Man fuck your lying ass
>>157174934he's probably on a bender and hasn't seen the news yet
Heem.
>>157174948Nice work from Jon jones' piss drinking cock sleeve
>>157174934When Gane heemed Poatan, Jon tweeted celebrating that win signed with a goat because Dana claimed Poatan would surpass Jones had he won that
>>157174893
Belforts wife looks like a cunt
>>157174981This guy was a time traveller
>>157174778Fitting for a phony like Jelly Roll to glaze one of the best to ever do it
>>157174943>>157174958yall just a bunch of jealous bitches
Vince McMahon called him Victor Belfort. That was funny.
Not sure why Paddy bought the stool ilia quit in, that thing is cursed
>>157174893I like how he doesn’t acknowledge the black man as his dad, he simply mentions him in a detached manner.
Could go for a cheesy spud and Stella right now
D rod should walkout to that ''Black Sun, wash away the rain'' song
Why did you do it M. Smith?
Papa Strickland: Bam hole, sonSean Strickland: Won't you come, so I can play my game
So I'm just gonna say it: Dan Hooker will heem Salahdine Parnasse, there are some holes in Salahdine's striking and even a guy like Hooker who is past his prime can take advantage of it. I think Salahdine will try to strike a bit too much and he will get caught like a dumbass. I'm the guy who told you months in advance that Gane was going to destroy Poorear and I also said Paddy was a really bad matchup for BSD so I think I will be right again. Our guy will finally make his debut in the UFC and he will get humiliated and fraud checked after all of this, I feel it.
Good ebening /heem/, I keep seeing the MMA space talking about or being sponsored by Peptides. I assumed it'd be easy to just google some and buy them. It is not. What the fuck does a heemster have to do to get some peptides so I can get back in heemshape faster?
Anthony Smith's bail has been set at 500k His bail has a special condition of being unable to contact his wifeSeems like he did something really serious if the courts are taking measures like this. If there's body cam footage is must be bad
>>157175192Thank you. Who should I bet on for this week-end?
>>157175192His throat is ready>>157175200He was using a gun in his crime and said if more cops come he's gonna heem himself
>>157175200Woman beating piece of shit if I was locked in the can with him I would fuck his ass
>>157174791ur rite B
>>157175200I imagine Bisping at home calling for RABECCAR to come in and read this news for him
>>157175111Yeah wonder why like it wouldn't be because he was absent for all of his life right?
>>157175200bond* which is 10% of bail
>>157175208UFC cards have been so shit I don't even know what's going on this week-end.
>>157175200I wonder if he can afford it
>>157175172sounds like a good song for michael chandler !
All I'm gonna say is that when Jon Jones beat his wife he never had to pay no 500kHe's the GOAT of a lot of things
>>157175240Smiff live execution.
>>157175200Which means he only needs 50k So all he has to do is dip into one of his fight of the night bonuses.......wait a minute
>>157175192Nah, he's one of the better prawlspegs that come in with a full set of tools. And he actually has good wrestling, good takedown defense (actually wrestling not just sprawling and stuffing the head) good explosive striking/shot selection, which I think he'll use to run through hooker like Arnold Allen did. Plus he has a good gas tank and back take.So yes, every fighter has le holes, but he has a good diverse set of skills that will be too much for poor dookie dan. I'm sorry, as I'm pretty sure you're the good french poster, seeing how you're picking against the blk boy "french" fighter (which is commendable) but Dookster simply can't win. I know most of us here have a pavlovian contrarianism to pick against a prospect just because we heard he might be good, but as someone with the highest pickrate on /heem/ trust me on this one.
Smith is going to get 20 years in prison. They're nailing him with 3 different felony charges. It's actually just over for him unless he flees to Tijuana
Salahdine Parnasse sounds like a Gaethje victim desu
Dustin made terroristic threats to a cop in an airport but he got a slap on the wrist. Less than a slap on the wrist, in fact! Smif does something every fighter does and they throw the book at him. Typical white nationalist legal system of the good ole USA! God forbid a black man tries to be upwardly mobile. Make no mistake, this is fallout from the Paramount acquisition. ESPN would have never let a black man get railroaded like this.
The Salahdine of the Mean
>>157175291I know on paper Salahdine is a much better fighter, he's more complete but I think the hype might get to him because people have been waiting for a long time to see him in the UFC and he might try to "impress" the UFC fanbase. If he just takes Hooker down and beats him up yeah he'll win and can absolutely do that but I think he'll just want to strike, and when he strikes he has weird movements that leave openings for a counter. As shit as Hooker might be right now, he's very experienced and has fought elite level lightweights meanwhile Salahdine fought polish plumbers most of his career so it's still a big jump even if it's the shittiest guy in the top 10.
>>157175317Sounds like the leader of a XIX century French esoteric cult.
>>157175245he would need 500k to give as guarantee to a broker and no one will give an unemployed fighter that even if he has the 500k
Nasty Parnassty
>>157175200>Charge 1: Domestic assault causing serious bodily injury: Defined under Nebraska law as injury involving a substantial risk of DEATH, a substantial risk of permanent DISFIGUREMENT or a long-term loss or broken function of any body part or organ.Zamn smiff...
>>157175283for the 1000th time you illiterate fucking turds his bond is 500k his bail is probably 5 million
What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Anthony Smith's wife! Haha thanks I'll be at Rogans club every Wednesday
the rakic era...
>>157175376Hey foreigner guy, he posted 500k bond alreadywhich means that he either paid 500k himself or paid a bondsman 50k. You know fuck all and I believe you're a gay guy
don’t look now but anthony smith is on a two fight win streak
Can someone post my anthonysmifftano pic? Currently away from home thanks
Is it worth it to pay the bond/bail/ Smiff tax or whatever or should you just save the money and chill in the county jail?
>>157175465how is Smiff going to harass his wife then?
In hindsight he did kinda give those vibes. Not saying I called it but the signs were there.
>>157175465County jail fucking sucks and if you have an actual life you'd want to get out
>>157175465It takes forever to go to trial if you want to do it right, so you'd be in there for a year or more possibly.
>>157175465>>157175493for example it took seven months from Raja's arrest to his plea deal for a very cut and dry case
anthony the shot caller smith
>>157175512Smif's mistake was committing a felony in Nebraska
>>157175521If he goes to prison and talks about his legendary black genes, do we think the black gang members would accept him or will he be forced into the skinheads
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>157175548>Yeah I'm a j-ACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157174683>>157174658dude looks like hes been made out of sculpt
I have it on good authority that President Trump will be at the powerslap event
NOVEL CONCEPT : PowerSlap but it's former UFC fighters against their wives/husbands
>>157175374
>>157175580Obama would never
>>157175637Yeah he'd be too busy going to powerbottom fc
ZNACI BOOOOOOZE
>>157175621>Jenna Jameson tanking shit like Prime Fujita I'm in
it's interesting that brazzas who keep their wives in the kitchen in some caucasic shithole town don't have these wife beating scandals
>>157175685Them being cousins gives more trust and empathy since they grew up together.Also it's really hard to beat your wife if you marry a towel
>>157175710show yo wife nigga show yo kids nigga
>>157175685I very much doubt DV cases are going to be reported in Dagestan, Russia
On paper smths going away for a very long time.
>>157175412listen pal you can call me gay but don't call me a foreigner
>>157175730>*turtles*>"ya know on paper I'm the more complete fighter so I should be the one raping YOU right now"
>>157175685Maybe they don’t report abuse cases as often, or ever.
hey wifey you still here?
>>157175725>>157175768then it's not a scandal
>>157175685Khabib definitely boxed his Mrs at some point. He's clearly a pissy bastard
You've been hit by You've been struck by A Smiff Criminal
>>157175493Mm I now understand the court bail bond county racket
Makes you wonder about the future of smiffs daughters that all look like him.
heeminder mrs nurmagomedov has carried exactly zero babies since abdulmanap passed on
>>157175805Cheesy Beans
>>157175817Someone post the scandal picture where abdul man map is with his brother or something and partying with naked women
who shoots themselves in the arm
>smifposting is back
>>157175685if their wife would call the authorities that her husband is hitting her they'd probably go over to tell him she's snitching
>You're attacking my family.
>>157175200I boyed and unboyed him in the span of 5 minutes, reading ''smiff sent threats'', i thought he is pulling a revolt against Keir starmer's modern America
I need to get this off my chest.I think Jon Jones is one dumb ass mofo
>>157175905>>157175888With how mentally trashed Smiff gets from just regular bullying from some fitefans, I cannot imagine he won't be permaheeming himself now that all of Nerbrasker and every single mma related person will be pooing on him.
>>157175943Try saying that to his face.(it's hard to say it to his face cause he's always sucking off guys)
>>157175959this doo funny as fuck
All these women soaking wet for Pimblett, you just know they would drop the second he starts balding, this is why i am picking Uros balding Medic this sattaday nigh.
>>157175949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0IexZXHyCE
dynamic fastener has parted ways with anthony smith
What are the odds that we get 2 (TWO!) Bogdans on back to back cards!!
>>157176019I think Paddy could survive balding though
>All these women soaking wet for Pimblett
I just got promoted! Lets fucking go I can afford that fucking Rivian now finally. Heem bros bless the heck up.
>>157176319oh yeah a little ding dong of a thing like you would drive a faggy queermobile but respect of course it’s all respect in this game
>>157175685Yeah, wonder why. Maybe they don't ever lay hands on their wives over there, as in in any way
thank goodness for the Smith news so we don't have to discuss the two SHIT cards that we're currently sandwiched between
>>157176360Its a big truck its not faggy
>>157176372They barely lay hands on their MMA opponentsjust put her in a lock and wait till she's ready to listen
>>157176176Nah>>157176019They're both balding. Not sure amongst the baldies out there if shaving your whole head skin-bald is a sign of insecurity. Seems like you're trying to hide the fact you're bald. In fact I'd only trust a skin headed bald guy if I knew he would have a full head of hair if he grew it out.
>>157176391doo is schaubmaxxing
idk b
Luke Thomas has finally weighed in on this situation. And there's a lot to unpack here, so let's just dive right in
>>157176444Queermobile
>>157176425he's getting heemed in the funniest ways possible?
>>157176477>Now one thing we have to remember is that violence is never acceptable against a woman>But Anthony Smith IS half African American and that complicates things
BREAKINGGrandma Cyborg has disclosed to Chael Sonnen that she is not retiring, it's her last PFL contract fight. She is coming back to heem Kayla next.
>>157176176*I am afraid, balding is a death sentence unless you are jason statham, vin diesel or jude law
>>157176477i have been waiting all day thanks b
>>157176512>OnlyfansWhat happens on Cris Cyborg's onlyfans?
inside you there are two races
>21:32i am relieved nay elated if i may be so bold to see luke give this the close and complete attention it deserves if not outright merits
>>157175218Would probably be easy considering how much he loves turtling
>>157176417Drod isn't balding, he has an excellent hairline
>>157176477Can't believe Luke is putting a spotlight in white crime.
>>157176552let him cook
Luke "From an Evidentiary Basis" Thomas
>>157176530Slaps around/dominates and pegs a bunch of little hues who look like Charles Oliveira
These young bloods say let him cook but they've never been in the fucking kitchen!
>>157176618that would seem to make logical sense then if you actually thought about it
>>157176627*adjusts glasses*
>>157176629Islam feels bad? :(Expect him to pull out of UFC 330
brazzas has more respect for your goobies than your garries
>>157176627You think you're the shit when you ain't even the fart, bitchROY BIG COUNTRYNELSOOOOOOOOOON
>>157176618>needs kitchen to cookfake one spotted
>>157176661gross
>>157176661Why that weenie straight squirtin?Heem leaky?
A new ‘sode of Tom Aspinall’s the Inside Game is out
>>157176661Performative cooking.
>>157175200I’ll be in contact with his wife plenty
>>157176683Tom Aspinall's Inside Gane?
>>157176661Volk doesn't use kitchens due to the counter being too high
>>157176686Volk performs only at the highest levels, trve. We agree there.
>>157176494Its not man stop
AI music is getting goodhttps://youtu.be/Hl5_Lc6b3AU
>>157176718You're gonna be a laughing stock driving that fucking cuckwagon around my man, but what do I care? Go crazy.
>>157176678gay nigga
>>157176735Didn't listen but I love it.
>>157176754He’s not just driving it around your man he’s picking him up in it too so who’s the real cuck fag
>>157176765Oooooo woooaaaahhh, I see what you did there holy shit lmfao
>>157176758He's wrist deep in a 40 year old brazillian single mom, how is that possibly gay?Not to mention he's so not gay and insecure about his sexuality, that he lets her get PEEMED (pussy heemed) by her ex in the house because he knows she's still coming back to him at the end of da day
>>157176806>"hahahaha i'm getting heemed"
>>157176718>>157176444A nice little non-threatening happy goy mobile. We were going to outlaw pickup trucks all together.. But we will make an exception with this nice little good goy mobile. As long as you're good.
>>157174912he tweeted that he beats his entire family like a champion, and doesn't just stop half way through beating his babymama, like a bitch.and also that he's totally straight and not gay at all. why do you think he's gay? he only fucks chicks. why would you even think he was gay, bro? think youre hard? your not half as hard as me thinking about hard dudes.
>>157176830It is without a doubt the most submissive "truck" I have ever seen in my life
Daner in serbia for the upcoming event.Any euro anons going?
>>157176806his smile and optimism? HEEMED.
>>157176735cool, i havent touched suno in a couple of years but last time the stem were cool to play with. I'd prompt for any style, then rip the stems into FL studio to for mixing and mastering, sometimes rearranging the composition
>fruity loops>mixing and mastering please be quiet in my presence you monkey
Slap Kino is tomorrow, let's fucking go!
>>157176871would have went, but tickets were sold out after 2 hours supposedlyfor any foreigner the card probably looks like hot ass but there is a lot of potential talent that the ufc secured themselves heremost of the balkan fighters also fight like possessed barbarian retards (good thing) so i expect many heems
>>157176916want to know how i know you dont know shit? FL studio is in the same position that Blender is in. Everyone is starting to use it for professional work, this isn't ten years ago were everyone would shit on the software because it wasnt "the industry standard".
Big Balkan Cock
>>157176477Let him cook
>>157176705'fraid so.
Indeed why WAS Peeon Smegwards heem smiley though?
>>157176950it's just a meme b cf calling it fruity loops but mastering was a bit egregious you should be respectful of an actual art just say mix in future at least while i lurk these walls
Maturing is realising that Hafthor Bjornsson would mail Khabib with little to no training
kek the two biggest prawlspeggs on the MVP card that all the luke thomases and ariel helwanis suggested they build the promotion around are now in the Poofc. another win for GODna
>>157176960it was a pretty good video as is expected from mr thomas
I Schaub On Your Grave
>>157176820it is comical if you think about it. i’d like to think if i ever got heemed (not fucking happening) i would have a good outlook about it too
>>157176983just put the letter in an envelope and put on the stampsEven a meathead like Thor should be able to do that
>>157176983mail him where
>>157176996Tawlmbout Raidens intro my man?
>>157176985they resigned roblobis just so he couldn’t fight ngubu
>>157176981budda, mixing is working with each instrument in their individual channel, e.g. , EQ, filters, amps, etc. Mastering is pulling everything into the master track to finalize the sound, usually with final compressions and EQs, etc.
>Nooo brazza don't mail me nooo I don't wanna be postage!!
Big Punjabi dicks in this bitch!! Here from the NBA general whats up when is Conor fighting again
>>157177021Yeah, I don't know what all this fruity bullshit means, but I sure would heem you stiff
>>157177030Big Punjabi dicks in your ass is bad for your health, nigga
>>157177032try me
>>157176935I havent even looled at the fight card yet. Is it only balkan fighters or what? Yeah i can imagine a fist ever event getting sold out quickly
Smiffbros????? I thought we were black?????????
>>157176979leon found out he was in love with the ref
>>157177045I think you'd be surprised, musicboy
>>157176985>>157177019robelis needs work thats why he was fighting so often. mvp didnt even pay shit. it was merely a quick opportunity. imagine if they signed guys and now they would be without a job for a whole year. i doubt they even make another event.
>>157177021i asked you politely b, you can mix with 2 busses and master with more than one the name comes from the master tape not DAWs
>>157177063WTF HEEM SPOOKY?!?!?
>>157176935It's genuinely not a bad card, overall a solid cazzie filter, The one after is the real stinker
>>157177076how the hell did i miss it thanks b>>157177063not so fast!
I'm a phenomenal black womanBuilt from the best, walk with graceMove with finesse, drip like diamonds, shine like goldIf you didn't know, baby now you knowIm a phenomenal black womanTop tier unmatched, when I step in the whole world reacts
>>157176983I doubt it though. They had that one big dude go in Xtreme Couture and get humbled by flyweights. Forgot his name.
yaamean? shieet
>>157176993Idk. He didn't go full reddit CTE narrative despite implying it heavily. He mentioned Smiff being a very active fighter but skipped it rather fast. That point might have deserved more attention
Try to see myself what goes onMake it up myself, I'll neverAlways told my thoughts aloudThen another day I shut upBack to the sand, doin' what you canBound to be gone, damned a loserFound out right then they were fed up'Cause everybody said to shut up
>>157177069i get what you're saying, but mixing & mastering in FL is still the proper thing to say. I'm mixing my individual channels then using the master track (tape) for the final sound, making sure it sounds good in mono and stereo. I usually play tracks through a nice speaker to pick up on the low ends headphones don't really pick up on
>>157177094It came to me. Larry Wheels.
>>157177104I don't remember this webbum being as gay as it was, but I also haven't seen it in awhile. is this an extended cut?
Medic is fighting for bigger ideals, he is fighting for anyone who was mocked for his hairline
>>157177105Larry Wheels is no Hafthor
>>157177104it's just a misnomer that bears no weight but makes for an easy argument, people have been making songs start to finish in fl for like 20 years now. you been doing choons for long b? ever tried LCR mixing? it's the best way to learn mono/stereo intuitively
>>157177120it's the only version ive seen lol
>>157177076if leon had any slippers they would've flied out of the canvas in a rather comedic way similar to scooby doo, even.>>157177082i could heem you with a mere thought b, better open your eyes the whole way Next time lil' man
>>157177127larry got mogged by random bantamweights. i think we can scale this result to assume half thor would be mogged by random lightweights
>>157177127I mean it's a fact that once you reach extreme heights, your reaction time is shit because the neurons have to travel farther or some shit. If mighty manlet can beat a 6'3 giant guy, then someone like Pisslam or Babib can dunk a 6'9 guy.I don't know if anyone remembers but there was this video where Forrest is doing some training with basketball guys, and they were so fucking goofy, awkward, and dogshit at trying to throw a strike.
>>157177154No.
>>157177158Manlet cope
>>157177152you're getting me fired up i was distracted by smiff and fruity loops but now you have my undivided attention between zoots
"If no one is there to attack my family then I must be there for my family" - Anthony Smith
Rule number One of smoking weed: Tell everything that you smoke weed.
Rule number two of smoking weed: Unprompted if somebody is having a conversation, make sure to to stop him and bring up the fact that you smoke weed
I was countryWhen country wasnt cool
>>157177054there was an event in croatia like 10 or so years back, so it has been long overdue. and regional mma promotions have been blowing up big time in the balkans so talent is developing nicelyand yeah i think every fight features some regional slav except for oban elliot vs the brazilian lmao, kind of randomthe main event isn't all that important but some other guys have potential to go far. i like medic but his defence is awful, don't think he'll crack the top
>Smiff editionGAME ON
>>157177195Bro you need to leave the computer. Your mind and body are rotting. Find a mate.
rolling up some of that jim miller
Rule number three of smoking weed: Use excuses as a distractions so you can bring up the fact that you smoke weed.
>>157177129yeah, i've been doing production work for like 10 years now, i still have a lot to learn desu>LCR mixingyeah, it's some thing i try to do, for that wider sound.
>>157177167Me myself, as an actual 135lb manlet at the time, heemed a 6'4 doofus because he lichurally didn't know how to use his body. Baby deer nigga.You however are not 6'9, so I shan't be listening to you say anything about manlets
Bro stop confusing me with all this bullshit, I’ll just smoke the rest of my kj noons
>>157177203CTEpe was one of my main boys but whenever I look at him I remember him getting heemed by Struve and being cucked by Cody Garbage.
heemorrhoids again and i have a wmma to see
In 2019 during an interview, when asked what kind of life he dreamed for his family, Anthony Smith abruptly stopped smiling and sat there in silence staring into the void completely unresponsive to external stimuli for over 15 minutes. He then got up and left the studio without saying a word.
>>157177242Mike Jones
>>157177203Would the crowd be actual MMA fans or would they be Croatians that are happy to be represented on the world stage and want to watch a Croat heem a foreigner
>>157177247Bro....
>>157177263Bro........???
>>157177242
>>157177231No you didn’t
guys let's get back on topic
>>157177263no more Mr Nice Guy
>>157177276Where is spammy?
it's crazy i'm reading jose aldos autobiography and he says here they used to have daily knife fights over half a banana when he was in school, delightful people
>>157177274I swearz I did, it's not cool or anything. 40 percent of the people here could heem if they tried. I'm just trying to argue with you so no one here thinks it's over for them if a man with an arbitrary height tries to goofball them.If you don't give manlets hope, then they assault women and children.
>>157177238>I remember him getting heemed by StruveI was there, I saw it I also sat next to Ian Freeman and Antonion Noguiera to watch Bispbing win against Silva, that was a fucking nightI told shouted over to Luke Rockhold "Oi Rockhold, I hope Belfots foots smell nice!" as he was trying to chat up 2 baddies and got utterly cuckedGood times, I lost a parlay on one fight, Khabilov won against Norman Park I think, 1 fight of 13 to win £3k from £1, I had about 10 different ones and was there by like 2-3 fights on most, but this one I listed to my friend. Never again
>>157177288What does he say about the Goby heem?
It's crazy Miocic did what Cro Cop could never do yet the latter generated an army of dick suckers glazing him
>>157177288Does he ever say why he named the french fries at Famous Burger potato canoes?
Im the 1% of 1% here. Maybe one of you could beat me in a fight but thats the only shot
>>157177292Heeming a 6’4 14 year old newbie at your gym doesn’t count incel.
what's the avengers endgame of UFC
imgonnatakeyourbloodline kid
>>157177312I thought I didn't heem?I think I'd heem you if you wanna know the troof about it
>>157177314Ufc 151
>>157177314Usman heeming Colby
>>157177321*muffled manlet noises*
>>157177298>spellingsI am also coding and its at a critical timeWatching Kyle Kingsbury get heemed by Jimi Manuwa at the Struuve / Micoic fight was mad we thought he died the way he went downHearing "aint no sunshine" at the O2 is an experience
>>157177330Copey tanked that shit, I’m afraid.
>>157177262weird question but i guess the latter would be the majority for ufc belgrade
Is Smiff still in jail? Is the bodycam footage out yet?
>>157177227the trick with it and generally older psychedelic records is that space is clearly defined, i like a lot of motown stuff too where the bass and drums aren't center often opposite each other, or where instruments are panned from a drummers pov. what kind of dastardly degenerate sloop are you making b?
>>157177358Point is that was the endgame avengers
>>157177203>and regional mma promotions have been blowing up big time in the balkans so talent is developing nicelyisnt KSW from the balkans or EE? ive heard that they´re regularly having kinda big events>and yeah i think every fight features some regional slavseems like the ufc wants to agressivly expand its marked >i like medic but his defence is awful, don't think he'll crack the topi havent seen his last fight but the one before that, he looked good there. what was the name of that one other serbian fighter in the ufc quite a while ago?! todorovic i think what happened to him?
>>157177386KSW is Polish
What was the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind of MMA
>>157177384i miss these so much
>>157177299he says on page 164 that "i lovey the conor almost as muchy as i lovey the banan" further along "when he a hit a me my mindy a changey for a ever, i star lovey israel more and feel connection to a jews">>157177301no he says for legal reasons he can't discuss any business ventures he's been involved in or jair bolsonaro
>>157177365smif posted bond, likely we'll never see the video
>>157177335What's that? Speak up, lil bud
>>157177394Somebody with a meteoric yet brief career. Brendan Schaub springs to my mind.
just got my tooth pulled out who wants to fuckin' get heemed
>>157177298>>157177336fine speech
Who is the Nirvana: Nevermind of the UFC?Nick Diaz?
>>157177407Incerdible insight. Mexico you have done it again and I find myself kneeling in yuor presents
shut up sneed
>>157177410anon, i….https://youtu.be/u5Q-1ei5a2M
>>157177410You were gaggin when they put that flouride in your mouth b, you aint got the chops for conbat
>>157177336>watching a jimi fightI hate you but that's based, his Anderson and OSP kos are some of the best MMA has seen! hell fuckin yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>157177420You wouldn't say that to his face.
>>157177424>>157177427so you 2bitches want to get heemed by a guy who's tooth got pulled for being rotten to the root, your chances are 0.
HE'S ON THE LOOSE. HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIVES
Why would Dana run from his ringside TV to thank DRod for getting TKOd in one fucking round the math simply isn't mathing
>>157177415No, Nick is the Deftones: White Pony of the UFC
>You can run butchu cain hideSOON
>>157177410>*gets dementia*
>>157177444hallelujah hollaback for /ourguy/ now to settle that score with his cunt wife
>>157177448>>157177448Hoenstly? Heavyweight Jamalhalal weems
Show you wife, smiffShow yo kids, smiff
>>157177448>censoring ''ass''
>>157177444what's next for anthony smith
Alex standing vs jamahal mountain at heavyweight??? b you're cooking up something.
>>157177448It's weird how only black people have the audacity of telling someone who simulated you that they're scared. I mean I just could handle the cognitive dissonance of telling someone who literally killed me that they were indeed the ones who were in trouble
>>157177464annihilated that clown
>>157177448Hood boxing is going to change the heavyweight landscape
>>157177464buy is awfully specific
>>157177485should he have said "purchased" like his ancestor were "purchased" get real Finland that's racist
What does an animal porn purchaser look like?
>>157177498look at or watch, why is the fact it's paid for important here is animal porn fine as long as it's free what is he saying
>>157177511Turn off your monitor.
>>157177512paying for porn is broke bitch behavior, spend that money on some hoe and fuck her instead.
>>157177514brutal
>>157177514
>>157177523where do the spaniels fit in
>>157177514Obliterated that poofter
>>157177543cocker spaniels? the dog? they fit in a doghouse
>>157177464Devastated that dog fucker.
i gotta FUKEN poo man its not fair they wont let me POO aaaaaaaaaaa
>>157177386ksw is a polish promotion, fnc is currently making it big in the balkansyou're thinking of dusko todorovic, the middlewight. he fucking sucks, and he will be fighting this weekendmedic looks good until he doesn't. i expect he'll win here against post-prison d rod but who knows what happens afterwards. i really wanted to see that edwards fight to measure how far he can go but it seems leon just vanished after prates destroyed him
Smeggin it up with Megan AndersonPunani talk with PyferTapdance with TalbottBeing an fucking herotard with GathjeAll podcast ideas
>>157177445Because D-Rod mangled his hand in a training incident that kept him out for a year with multiple surgeries, right as he was on his best run (after kevin pee fight). He didn' know if he would be able to fight again. Then he came back with a shit performance against Lee Jingliang and lost to magny and the Ian Garry fight was the last fight on his contract. In the build up he was saying they prob wouldnt renew it so he needed a win, so he left the building thinking it was over and dana caught up to tell him it wasn't over.
>>157177569Too much ass
>>157174594He should be drooling and his cock should be hanging out
>Obliterated that poofter
>>157177514OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUUUU
The image that destroyed ganesisters forever
Time's a winding centipedeCrawling into centuriesShe will not remember me
>>157177605@grok who won this round and mma contest
smiff is going to fail a second autoheem before he makes it to court
It's bad
>>157177618I don't think he's gay desu
>>157177569
>>157177610Will you remember Alexander "My Wife's" Gustafsson?
>>157177605>Temu Hunt did better against Gane than Ngubu, Lewis, Asspinal and Pereira combinedLevesl.
teemu hunt
>>157177605Mind your betters
>>157177653this fight was so fvcking kino
>>157177647Fat
>>157177647Women will simps for this yet Medic gets snubbed and gets zero pussy
>>157177653Absurd
>>157177653Unironically if half flushed Beass was in this exact scenario, he would have hail mary overhanded this french dip after bending over in pain from the first bodykick
>>157177672Kek!
>>157177653it's like watching marble art in motion
>>157177672And what will we do about it? What can we do about it? Is there anything that can be done about it? Have you done anything about it?
>>157177684Who is even Beass, b?
Its gonna be bad, its gonna be bad my nigga
>>157177711Didn't know that. Thanks
>>157177672Jon Jones crying after learning about hypergamy.
>>157177704Da blat beass, b
>>157177720The power of the Swedish male
>>157177411You are one tiny window out of 4, I'm also watch BKFC lol
My sexy stat is higher than my fighting stat. Im a specialized.
>>157174658horrific
alright i've zooted where is the monkey
https://youtu.be/pZmwfcE0cNE
>>157177672You fucking mark
FUCK NIGGERS
*chirp chirp chirp*
>>157177653Prime tai did better than roided up niggano
im attacking my family
If I was Luis Hamilton I'd be blocking Jon Jones too
>>157177864Zesty freak.
DA FOKIN OKTAGAWN WAS EH PEWL!
Dana white hospitalized after learning about the frailty of life
He knows
https://youtu.be/zELof0Euc90
>unbreakable titanium shinbone>breaks instantly under zero pressure
>>157177837Dont post your post it notes you leave to your mother hear. Respectfully.
is it any coincidence charlie olives got neckshotted dead in the first exchange against holloway
No need to ask He's a Smiff Operator
>>157177653
Do not misunderstand it. This is not power of [Greg Jackson's] creation!
BREAKING NEWS: Conor McGregor has been found alive and well off the coast of Sardinia
rubber band man wild as the taliban
hey Marrakesh can you make something with this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBPFeywFSQ
Daily reminder Dana nixxed the UFC measuring craniums because he was scared of Tito holding a record for life.
>>157178079of Tito's Cantina fame? Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida?
>>157177926Oh for me? For me its Smiffs first DV
Stop hating on Smiff this is your final warning!
Fuck you
Leave Smiff to me
>>157178092get this slob out of here!
What do you guys think of the belgrade card this weekend?
Leave Anthony ALLONE
>>157177946
Is Jon Anik looksmaxxing?
I support Anthony Smith
Almost done waging then stopping by for a cheesy spud and some stellas
>>157178118D-Rods there so its more like taco bellgrade ahahahahah fuck denis Rodriguez uros murders that goofy old head
>>157178134Stella sucks
>>157178027This one?
>>157178134Get a good polish beer like a Tyskie. It's what ar Tom would have with a cheesy bean spud
Thought this balck man said Uros Medic but it was an crackhead that said uh gross muh dick
>>157178134sounds boring grab your assault rifle and fire it into the air for an hour for me thatll be a better use of your time imo
>>157177368Mostly techno or hip hop stuff. Sometimes RnB or ambient stuff for visuals. Ive dabbled with live recordings for rock/prog stuff but im a little out of my depth when it comes to live studio stuff. Hbu?
>>157178169Me ordering a fresh ganecage
Nah the police clocked him as a white male
>>157178169Damn is that the Patriot's crib?
How to delete image
Antony Smith didn't do nothing women are overreactive people. I bet you they he just give her a light tap asking for sex but she said its assault
>>157178229Click on the three dots ont he left side and delete image or somethingbit if you posted yourself or sonething anyone can just go to the archives and find itpeople used to get doxed when they uploaded facebook pics back when saving a facebook pic would leave a specific file name
What do we have to do to make you love WMMA again?
>>157178146nah, schlob crying near the end of the video
>>157178260Bro he shot himself in the arm while yelling "no one fucking gets me!"
>>157178266We want blood
Shooting your own arm is real as fuck
>>157178211
Is the uncut smif police call available without some FAGGOT commentating over it?
>>157178276The heavily tatted black arm (indicating evil) or his lightly tatted (indicating good)
>>157178306I forgot i watched him live 10 years ago
Venum needs to make this nigga a bra
>>157178334oof tough fight for my boy
>>157178334>>157178342This fight will determine if I can keep responding to Canadians with>Mike MalottHonestly though I seem to have more trust in his ability to win than you do. He's actually not dogshit and Buckwheat is
>>157178334What's the point of growing titties like that if they don't give you any power?
>>157178352mallot like 0-3 against balcks
>>157174550Then get shredded
>>157178373He's no Gustafsson, BELIEVE in Mikey. He beat Holland and Giles. Just because he got gatekept by Black Squidward and WEEMED by Hakeem Doodoo doesn't mean he's not able to tap into the dober spirit
>>157178334Buckley is a Psy-OP
>>157178352>He's actually not dogshit and Buckwheat isNeil Magny says hi.>>157178362It's a good way to get noticed by Joe Rogan
>>157178395>Neil MagnySteel Neil Magnum was an elite gatekeeper. Fuck you
>>157178388oh yeah I forgot that hollland fight maybe you're right hell yeah! lets go Mallot
Neil Magny vs Court McGee
>>157178414That's the spirit!>Mike Malott
>>157178265Anon... he's canadian you need to make the instructions much simpler
>>157178419Now there's a fight I could fall asleep to
Yeah I’m thinking new >>157131973
>>157178477Size of his fucking hands, imagine what all that HGH has done to his hog
>>157178466Zuffa holding it down
>>157178490Fucked the middle bint
>>157178432He also prolly aint serious
>>157178420
>>157178477Did this doo buy his dawlter titties?
>>157178490Just 3 black cock addicts
Natalia Silva
>>157178524Is it true that any male of German descent is literally BORN to breed latiners?
Somebody make a new thread
>>157178553
>>157178544This is the last /heem/ ever. They didn't tell you?
>>157176785You have been gaped
Anthony Smith reportedly threatened to kill his wife, and attempted to run her over with his vehicle multiple times. She was not able to escape bodily harmDetails have surfaced as to why authorities say they arrested Anthony Smith on Monday. https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2026/07/29/ufc-news-anthony-smith-car-threaten-kill-vehicle-wife/91099598007/?taid=6a6a783071891d0001142ae1&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter
>>157174594>>157174658>>157174683>>157174716>I'M ATTACKING MY FAMILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
