HEADLINESStar RBs Robinson, Gibbs appear to be hold-insTua out with 'flare-up' as Falcons add QB RushPanthers rookie WR Brazzell suffers knee injuryQB Daniels finds voice, aims to fill leadership voidGM: Texans, Stroud have had 'productive' talksEagles OLB Greenard lands on PUP with hurt pecCampbell: Arnold's release difficult but necessaryRavens' Madubuike (neck) returns to practiceRemember timmy your just being a faggotSay what you mean
Darnoldreich
>having to make memes about sam darnoldGrim
>>157175647>hold-insWhat the heck does that means?
uhm guys... how the fuck are we going to stop this??
>>157175647>QB Daniels finds voice, aims to fill leadership voidLol wut
We make memes about coach Mike here.
>>157175679>being this new
Still the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
>>157175686>58%Let him throw?
J U S T
>>157175704>per me
>>157175718holy KWAB
>>157175718Niners are going to be more crippled in week 1 this season than they were last year lmao
>packturds le all-in "super team"they're missing the playoffs lmao
>>157175738>super teamWho's their QB?
>jesterguildreminder to ignore all NFCNegros, worst divvy in football
>>157175718>>157175735>mass belt injuries Just cut him already, SF!
Bronkies v Rammies this time the Rammies lose to the orange team with the young white qb
>>157175749feel free to ignore uswe already have detailed plans for your public humiliation and subsequent vivisection
My favorite QBs in the NFL right now:Tyler ShoughJoe BurrowCaleb WilliamsPatrick MahomesJordan LoveSam DarnoldI used to be a big fan of Justin Herbert but he's honestly an even worse playoff dropper than Lamar.
This was the last playoff game the Bengals appeared in
>>157175771>can't even beat the LA Domebabs in the snow at homeBut at least you came out ahead of the Micah and Loveless Packers kek
>>157175776Stop liking Jordan love
>>157175796more like the loaded Rams team full of vets barely squeaked out a win vs 2nd year Caleb in his first year with a real OC
>>157175791the peak of the chiefs refball era
>>1571758275th Down was a classic
>>157175791White talent is constantly artificially put down by the kike ran pro sports leagues so white boy burrow isnt allowed to have success over the mystery meat mutt
>>157175738Vikings week one are free money
reminder the bears had a cupcake schedule last year and still barely won half their games
>>157175824The loaded Rams team full of vets that also barely squeaked out a win vs. 3rd year Bryce Young? That loaded Rams team full of vets?
>>157175875Shh let the bearfags stay deluded
>>157175858The Jews forced the Bengals defense to be dogshit, Joe Burrow to always get hurt, and for Mike Brown keep Zac Taylor employed? Woah
>>157175908yes
Oh, hey Caleb
Isn't it crazy that the leagues season has been decided since training camp and everyone gets into a tizzy arguing about fakery on par with batman v superman
>>157175914What kind of blood magic do they possess? Is it the foreskins?
He was gay, Stefon Diggs?
>>157175918>Cumhandler fan still obsessed with GODlebLet it go, man
>>157175875did not have cupcakes last year at all. straight up lies. tough ass divvy and played @ PIT, BAL and PHI.
>>157175945>worst divvy in football>toughkek
>@ PIT, BAL and PHIThose teams combined last year for 0 playoff wins.
I'm not feeling so good ninerbros
Joe burrows should've never signed with that shitty organization
>>157175945Those teams were all pretty mediocre last year
>>157175945>ShitsbergLol>PhithyLol>BaltipoorLmaoSeahawks and Rams were the only true good teams last year, maybe the Niners too if half their roster wasnt on IR
Keep sleepin on my Jaggies
>>157175875Bears were one of only 4 teams with a positive W/L record against playoff teams.Seethe
>>157176008hang the banner
>>157176008In the playoffs?
uhhh bearsfags?
>>157176052Zesty.
>>157176052
rawr two gay bears
>>157175756
>>157175704He was going 20 miles an hour with all those catastrophic injuries?Admittedly holding a phone. Probably no seatbelt.
>packers get a gay qb>then get a black qb>bears decide to get a gay black qb>vikings have male cheerleaders and their QB leaves to immediately win an owlimagine being a fan in that shitty division kekthe lions are the only ones evading humilation
Is being an NFL broadcaster that stressful that it drives you off the deep end?
What is the deal with Kay Adams? You can tell she thirsts for male attention, but is also a 40 year old, single and childless roastie? You would think she’d be able to find a nice man to settle down with, she must be a complete nut job off camera, no?
>>157175806I like Jordan Love. He's going to keep the Packers from being an actual contender for like a decade and that makes me happy
>>157176136Its obvious shes "one of those ones" like Joy Taylor she just presents very well to the public. No doubt her phone is filled with NFL players/agents/GMs and shes more than likely a no go zone for anyone serious.
>>157176129>the lions are the only ones evading humilation
>>157176187Nothing like dating your sister
>>157176187having a black or gay qb is way worse than losingbearsfags hate having a black faggot qb as the face of their team but can only grin and bear itthey'd kill to have goff but their CEO wanted to own the chuds
>6 turnovers on Christmas Pretty humiliating to me tbdesuwa fampai
>>157176198I could go for some Folgers.
>>157175748>Who's their QB?NTA but a less accomplished dak prescott
>>157175735>>157175718I was assured by many basedentists that the power station wasn't injuring them at all though.
>>157176209>having a black or gay qb is way worse than losingwhich is why so many cheese cucks are screeching in an attempt to mask their gay QB problem lol
Mahomes looked hobbled as fuck, it's over chiefsbros
well, /nfl/?
caleb with a moustache: need it or keep it?
Lamar is the only black QB that isn't zesty desu
real leadhead hours in here
>>157176285Raiders
>Pooa
The price is now 3 1st round picsYou were today years old when you found out Mark Davis played Jewish 4D chess
Imagine getting hurt during training camp
>>157176323>3 1st round picksFor an injured player?
>>157176145The Packers should have done what the Rams are doing this year in 2020 and 2021. They could still have done the Ty Simpson equivalent with Jordan Love and went all-in on defense in trades/free agency. They had a top 10 all-time QB with a couple years left of elite play and they decided to go conservative with team building. If there’s ever a moment to say fuck the quality of the roster 3 years from now it’s that one.
>>157175718>>157175735Shanahan runs practice the same way he drives
>>157176335Go home Baltimore, you have crack to smoke
>>157176323I don't think he's going anywhere before this season
ya, the Steelers still got it
>>157176136She’s so pretty
>>157176387What is a GloRilla
>>157176323>3 firstsNo one is trading 2 firsts for him
>>157176406best rapper in the game right now
>>157176387fathom the scent
>>157176415>this passes for hot among certain crowdsNot as bad as ice spice but still
just blew a fat yellowy load to piper rockellebo nix is winning mvp and there’s nothing you can do about it
Stay in yo lane today /nfl/
How is everyone?
>>157176415she don't be saying shit but I appreciate the energy she brings on a track
>>157176299much better than that shitty beard he had
>>157176483Good I won an award at work today
>>157176462she needs a nose job, but otherwise she's pretty hot
>>157176482Imagine the mindbreak meltdown this guy will have when the commies don’t sign him
>your DC wakes up covered in sweat and screaming bloody murder to this every night
>>157176482What if i need to change lanes
>>157176483my cute wine aunt is staying with us and i cannot stop thinking about fucking her
>>157176498Nice tits but she is butt fucking ugly bro
>>157176483FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157175647What isn't real?
>>157176522you gay or smth?
>>157176538Her eyes look like they were photoshopped onto someone else’s face, I don’t even want to imagine what you and your family members must look like to consider that thing hot
Lettuce sucks. Raw Spinach or Arugula is way better.
>>157176497Best bussy?
>>157176553You gonna put spinach or arugula on a taco? Each one has its place, cooklet
>>157176565no i'd put cilantro on it
>>157176514Sheeeeit keep yo head up at least cuhh don't wanna end up like dat WHITE BOY
>>157176497Goy of the month?
>>157176564More or less
>>157176579Pretty much
ACK!
>>157176598knees are gay and retarded
Shanahan dropped his phone because it alerted him that Aiyuk was boutta come thru with that mf belt
>>157176572Best choice. Tacos need lime marinated onions and some fresh cilantro with the meat. Maybe hotsauce.
Josh Allen, DJ Moore, and James Cook balled out today.
>>157176638Fuck off with that shit.
Who's next?
>>157176565No, just cilantro like the other anon said. Why the fuck would I ever put lettuce on a taco?
>>157176482Of course sirI have enough going on and don't need the belt added to the list
>>157176689Wypipo tacos!
>>157176687John Lynch
>>157176687Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>tua and penix deadkekaroo
New zestiest nigger in the league Bijan Robinson keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157176702Even for Tex Mex tacos, I always thought lettuce was an abomination. It's just useless filler. I'm fill that thing with more beans, rice, and meat.
When will the commissioner step in and do something about this division
>>157176779
>>157176782I like lettuce for walking tacos but that’s about it. Otherwise like other anons and you have said, cilantro is a go-to. Pickled coleslaw is also excellent for fish tacos.
>>157176787Someone has to be the worst.
>>157176787The division got better. We won't be the laughingstock of the league for the 5th year in a row.
>>157176752giwtwm
>>157176787What’s there to fix? Watching the Bucs win only for the Saints to lose was hilarious
>fight already breaking out at Bengals training campAlways a good sign when your star WR is fighting with the team's entire defense
>>157176977>he doesn't want a star wideout that's COMPETITIVE and a TONE SETTER
>>157176851Lol I am already laughing >>157176977Actually, yes
nawl yall aint finna reddy for this 13-4 pack
I think I could play QB now.
>>157177112whys he walkin like hes got a loaded diaper
>>157177131He looks like he's starting 9th grade.
>hurr durr penix is brokenAPOLOGIZE
>>157177369that's 4 weeks until he can seriously step on the field. Imagine how long its gonna take him to get into football shape/rhythm and it's not like he was lighting the world on fire pre-injury
>>157176787>2 expansion teams >2 teams that stole their heritage and history from other cities Nah this is the REAL abomination of a division that Tagalibue created
>>157175647What did Youngcuck mean by this?(It’s his OP formatting)
>>157177525>Cardinals>not eliminatedlolAlso, do Billsfags REALLY expect to win the Owl? I feel like at some point they’d just start to expect the playoff heartbreak
>>157177525cardinals are locked into the 1st overall pick my man
>>157177680Nah, that’s a HEATED race between them and the Jets
>check the Cardinals schedule>the only teams I think they have a CHANCE of beating (Jets and Raiders) are weeks 15 & 17God please let the Cardinals go 0-14 that would be so fucking funny
>>157177716jets schedule is a cakewalk compared to the cardinals though. week 15 will be very interesting
Anyone know where i can get a tank load of sugar?
Bad teams always get one meme win early in the year before they’ve lost all their morale from 7 straight losses. Cardinals are going to beat the 9ers or Seahawks in an absolute slopfest
its /cfb/ related but its too funny https://x.com/On3/status/2082242753237283085
>>157177852I kinda respect at how unapologetic they are about fucking with Lane Kiffin after he ditched them
>>157176285
my moderate-to-severe ulcerative colitis symptoms keep coming back
>>157177956have you been pooping next to an electric substation?
>>157177525>RavensWhy is everyone so high on them? What did Lameme do last year when he came back from his """injury"""
Kwab
>>157177852I still can't believe college football turned to complete shit so fast and before the NFL did. They even beat the NFL to jersey ads
>>157177982nose tackle lookin ass
>>157177976this but the bills
>>157177998
>>157177982cope and seethe
>>157178033
>>157178033kek
>>157178039could at least make it the right number
>>157177369Revving the excuse engine up extra early
>>157178039remind the class how many playoff wins herbie has
>>157177982that fat bum is so fuckin washed lmao just retire your times up
It's fucking up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyNlRxHrg3I
>>157178063use that AI to give him back his hair. it's more believable
>>157178095>we're making feature length documentaries about online shitpostershumanity is right proper fucked
>>157178098dont forget to get your booster
>>157176198i would absolutely date my sister
>>157178158Bro...
Shanahan getting into a car accident after 2 months of beltposting wrecks my sides
>>157178283he was beltposting in da genny (not the robot) when he wrecked
Blaize Shiek runs the genny
>>157177982How much are they paying the 2 fatties this year? I know they restructured the mutt's contract again
>>157178366How are the flamboyantly gay Vikings cheerleaders going to do their job without a QB?
>Trevor Lawrence is the best in NFL history at throwing passes while rolling out to his off-hand sidehuh
>>157178366Many have said this and continue to say this
>>157178382They're there to distract Gaylub
>>157176472She's an 18 year old child you SICK FUCK
>tssssshk>*sipsAhhhhhhhhh...
>>157176472Why is it yellow?
blowing mina's back out while she wears the jersey herbo gave her and she cries her eyes out looking at old pictures of them together
>>157178546Was /sp/ obsessed with Russini this much, or only tv girls?
>>157177998So it's not enought that there are constant commercials breaking up the flow of the game, now they need to plaster logos all over the uniforms too? Also, only $15 Million?
>>157178582AI will only lead to our downfall.
>>157175718>>157175735How long are we going to ignore the electrical substation menace?
>>157175718KWAB
>>157178556there is only one
>>157178619>>157178595It's not a problem, and is in fact good for football.
>>157177998AHHHHH A LOGO ON THE UNIFORM
Funny that Madison thinks Herbo love him, when actually Mina is carrying his child.
>Buccaneers sign DT Travis ShawLooks like Vita Vea getting traded.
>>157178756Yep shefty just tweeted he's going to the Rams
Seems like a good thing for your team's players to keep it on the down low for commercials and social media
Colts paid this guy 500 trillion dollars
>>157178862Why would they do something so stup-
>>157178756theyre calling it the greatest offseason of all time
Can you imagine the chicano seethe when mendoza is actually good? remember that mexicans HATE cubans
>>157178862He got 2 years $88 Million with $50 Million guaranteed. You guys gotta realize at some point that it's 2026 and not 2018 anymore. That's not a ton and won't cripple their team.
>Pre-season hasn't even started and the Bungles are already implodinglooks like another easy division win for my Ravies
>>157179066Lmao. The Bengals are missing the playoffs again.
>>157179088The Bengals will be lucky to even go .500
why does Aaron still pretend to have a wife?
Do the Chargers have 1 solid RB or are they more of an RB by committee team?
>>157178979if koonce can bounce back that dline will be filthy
>>157179107Bengals are winning the afcn, you fucking retard
>>157179066To be fair Stewart played like dogshit the few times he was on the field last year anyway so it's hardly a big loss for them. They drafted some new monkey in the 2nd round who could probably start opposite Boye Mafe this year
>>157179114hes the jennyposter
thinkin bout dem boyz
>>157179125LOLLMAO
>>157179121Mike McDaniel will get as much out of their #2 and #3 running backs as you can ask for.
>>157179088and Burrow will still be praised for making the super bowl 5 years ago
i got the jennyACK image saved but it's by hash so i can't easily post it, just imagine i posted it here
>>157178461the continued projection of the closet faggot's homosexuality onto the best QB in the division/the QB of the NFC north champions simply will not stop as this is the closet faggot's highest calling in life.
WHAT A LIFE
>>157179146>>157179088im telling ya burrow is gonna wind up replacing stafford in LA
dem goyz kek
damn, beck might actually win the starting job outright
>>157179161If I'm Mike Brown, I'd tell him to retire before I think about trading him.
>>157179154what's this then
>GOAT on the field>also the GOAT off the fieldWhen did you realize Brady was the best color commentator?
>NFCN>championcongrats lil bro your prize is to get raped and gaped by the first non NFCN team you face in the playoffs
reminder: tony WILL beat the bullshit charge
>>157179175he's not colored he's white
>>157177982Why's he wearing clown shoes?
>>157179183not if it's the cowboys
>>157179190>all this fuss over 1 DUI charge Mcnabb had like 6 and no one cared
God damn boy look at those ankles!!! Them shits are looking ROBUST and HEALTHY!
Remember when the NFCN sent three teams to the playoffs and they all immediately got exposed and destroyed?
>>157179190Kek look at him go!!
Joe Burrow
>>157179193white is a color
>>157179199>cowsoisnot a real team
>>157179175He's not bad but he comes off as more robotic than authentic. I prefer Aikman or Greg Olsen.
>>157179205
>>157179205They look perfect for stepping on
>>157179183
>>157179195Ronald McDonald
I foresee a Broncos/Rasm Owl. Don't ask about my clairvoyance
>>157179265I never seen coverage blown so bad like that. When they showed the replay it looked like Musgrave was the only person on the field.
>>157175647It’s already over ):
>>157179246hopefully vita learned a few pointers from suh while he was in tampa
Omfg I hate hot weather and lack of football so much I'm going to freak out. How do you guys survive this shit every year?
>>157179301By having other things to watch
Steelers just fucking cut Aaron Rodgers bro
>>157179362such as?
>>157179373Gay pornography
hold-in is absurd. withholding services is a contract violation. fine them to death and put an end to it
>>157179172Tony HOMO got arrested for drunk driving and TMZ released the bodycam where he acts like his usual smug prick self KWAB
>>157179390You probably look like this
>>157179390Ideal goyim
>>157179370Don’t give me hope
>>157179190What if you actually did this during a sobriety testCop would just say yeah youre good to go, right?
>>157179390this but only if they're nonwhite
>>157179418i have hair and not fat but closeim just sick of front offices acting like these guys arent replaceable and treating them as such. should be paid more like boxers so they cant complain about anything.
Just shut up and play football. My taxes didn't pay for your stadium just for you to bitch and moan and violate your legal contract.
>>157179461i dont have any data to support this but i am pretty sure the jew accountants and agents who represent the players make more money than the jews who represent the owners.
>>157179479White players should be forced to wear cock cages when they're practicing and playing
why do jesus hate us
>>157179506I don't think you understand the orders of magnitude of money that owners have compared to players.
>>157179503its more about turnabout being fair game. if the player tries to leverage a technicallity, its fair for the team to do the same. fine them for being late, overwieght, losing the playbook, parking in the wrong spot, use every option available to make it painful for the player so you can more quickly agree on terms to play football.
the players job is to be weaponized against enemy teams and their fanbase, they should shut the fuck up and play
>>157179537You need some kneepads?
>>157179146yeah nigga he made the super bowl on the fucking bungles he should be in the hall of fame for that alone
>>157179519players get 48% of gross, smartass
How are you going to side with billionaires that would shoot their own mother in the face to make a nickel? Players (their agents) know when they're getting fucked.
What happens if Mendoza comes out and does this every single play?
>>157179553>there's income tax so fuck owners o algokek
>>157179512Goyslop diets
>think of the poor hecking multimillionaire ngubus, they shouldn't have to show up for workback to r*ddit faggot
>>157178662Fucking virgin loser
>>157179560because the players and their agents are collectively worse than the owners. they get half the money. owners get whats left over after running the business. neither deserve any sympathy.
>>157176117>I won't brush until the Bears win it all
>>157179560Almost all players wouldn't spit on an average mook if they were on fire.
>>157177773Check your gas tank, Caleb
I eat chicken sandwiches almost everyday I'm basically Jim Morrison
>>157179301>He's not a coast chad
>>157179607Can you check it for me?
>>157179183lol the deranged little faggot just started screeching at no one in particular because da bears are better than his pack of shitters!
>>157179626Damn wheres this? Im jelly
>>157179640>another leadhead meltiesad!
>his team doesn't have A-list fans lol
>>157179663why did german american immigrants do that?
>>157179656You could tell where this nigga was about to throw every time because his arms were about 5 feet long
>>157179663>i have no argument whatsoever so i will instead post irrelevant bullshit and hope you will give me permission to hide behind it, sirpermission denied ya stupid faggot; i accept your embarrassing admission of defeat.
Reminder to ignore the brain damaged flyovers.
>NO ANN MICHAEL MAYE DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!! DON'T YOU DARE BAKE ME A DELICIOUS BATCH OF COOKIES THEN SUCK MY COCK!!!!!!>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>157179161He'll be lucky to make it out of Cinci alive
>>157179626Respectable, but I like high 70s/low 80s in the summer.
>Tony Romo arrested on suspicion of DUINot the first drive he couldn't finish
My Rammies :)
>Tom Brady's fucktoy going viral for 'panic attacks' after getting ghosted by former Pats quarterback
All things considered, does Taysom Hill belong in the HOF
>>157179966first ballot ez
>>157179966Whosom Who?
>>157179943Alix is batshit insane.
If gape city were a real place I'd be the mayor
Fucking virgin loser
Filtered the kiwi flag, what a waste that retard is.
Pushing out slushy logs of shit then selling it to Patrick Mahomes
>Blow Jobson
>>157179560I'm siding with the fans because there's no reason I should pay more than 50 bucks a ticket to watch retards toss an egg and slam into each other.
>jushtaan huubert numba wan! me sucky long time!
>>157180306He ain't gots enough help!
You should be grateful for the things youve been given not the things you havent. You can wear another mans name on your back for 400$ and you want more?
>>157180339>You should be grateful for the things youve been given not the things you havent.This is a cuck mindset meant to keep you complacent and happy with being fucked over.
>>157180306I look like this and say this
you sound miserable
>>157180392You sound like a bitch.
Niggas fr talm bout some "Myles Garret". Look up the lineman that plays the best against him, then get back to me
The debate is over
>>157179646central coast of California
xe seethed in exactly one minute lol
>>157180339>he doesn't buy generic team apparel from Aliexpressngmi
>>157180432>different filename>different filesizeThis doesn't work, anon. It's obviously not the same
>>157180459Job eueheb euwusv ehef. Pforj otjr ejeb?
>>157180410I've seen enough, Nix>Daniels>Williams>Maye
>>157180410Wow, so bo is head and shoulders better than everyone else in his class
its interesting how the raiders keep all the old players around the facility watching something on their channel and they got bryan mcfadden hanging out and talking
Bo Nix is like the 20th best QB in the league
>>157180496I meant Eric Allen sorry im drinking
>>157180496>bryan
Do people really come to Kansas City for this? Any decent BBQ joint in Texas mogs the fuck out of this.
The chance of accidentally falling penis first into a mans asshole is extremely low but never 0%
Keep all the old players around this bussy.
>>157180529having had both its both excellent in their own ways but man i love that big texan restaurant in amarillo
Carolina barbecue mogs Texas and Kansass Shitty barbecue
>>157180562carolina bbq is super spicy
>>157180562Shut the fuck up and throw that dogshit you call a sauce into the garbage can.
>>157180529I drove through kc one time and didnt try the barbecue, kinda regret it
>>157180580Vinegar too spicy for you white boi?
Beef ribs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pork ribs
>>157180585its surprising he didnt land another hc gig dude wrung every ounce of juice out of that roster in miami
it just hit me why the buccs are selling off their best players>vita vea gone>baker gone (at end of season)>mike evans gone>rachaad white gonethats RB1, QB1, WR1, and DE1 all gone in ONE OFFSEASON…seems disastrous, right?but now it all makes sense. the falcons dont have a qb. penix’s knee is still exploded and tua’s back hurts, and now they desperately signed cooper rush (LOL). so no matter what, the bucs finish at least third in the division…but then the saints didnt sign ANYBODY in the offseason and still have nobody to throw to, plus they only have tyler SHUCK who coudlnt even win a game the falcons were actively trying to throw last year .so the bucs would automatically finish 2nd in the division AT WORST.this is the perfect time to sell. let the panthers have their one meme season, then come back with tons of $$$ and draft picks for the 27 season.
>>157180623genius. never seen a team make a 10000 IQ move like this.plus the panthers still could completely shit the bed, and the bucs could limp into the playoffs with no WR1, QB1, or RB1.
>>157180623the weird hype around the saints baffles me their roster is awful and they were unwatchable last season, their wins were mudfights against teams playing down
>>157180623yea the 27-28 bucs will be a top 3 contender for the owl easily.
>>157180623>sell everyone>at worst, 50-50 for the division still>huge buyers in offseason???>profitgenius. wish my vikings were this smart
>chokes
>What'll it be anon?
>>157175647>another Panthers injury
>>157180623dont forget the panthers have already had 2 career threatening and/or life altering injuries in training camp
>>157180693sorry bro
>>157180623Anon you're stupidThe 2020 Panthers lost Kuechly, Cam, Olsen, and 2 great OTs and they turned to shit
>>157180623>the saints didnt sign ANYBODY in the offseason They signed David Edwards and Travis Etienne>and still have nobody to throw toThey Chris Olave, Juan Johnson, and literally just drafted Jordyn Tyson >plus they only have tyler SHUCK who coudlnt even win a game the falcons were actively trying to throw last year .The offensive line and the entirety of the weapons were dead
i cant be the only person who is immediately suspicious of any player wearing #1
>>157180714Injuries didn't stop 2015 from happening but this team ain't it
>>157180623if any other team lost their core 3 offensive players and #1 DE it would be groundbreaking news that ESPN would cover for days; if not weeksbut the bucs do it and its barely even mentioned
>>157180741Moon was the only good QB to play with 1. Scam was decent for awhile too
Patrick Mahomes says his knee feels amazing and will be 100% on week 1.
>>157180690I have an extremely specific diet: for breakfast I drink black coffee and have cold oats with raw milk, for lunch I'll eat fruit and homemade granola (oat, rolled oat, ground flax, chia seed, a little honey, a little maple syrup), then for dinner I'll eat rare red beef and drink more raw milk. Throughout the day I also only drink water. I rarely, if ever, deviate from this diet. It's difficult to eat out with friends so I usually have to go to restaurants having already eaten, or if I'm hungry, with ziplock bags of meat and berries and eat in the bathroom stall. I do on very rare ocassions have a social beer. Most of my friends know the deal and they respect it. So anyway to answer your question Mina, unless you can prepare what I've listed to my exact specifications, nothing.
The worst part about cheering for a good team is that now that they've got a lot of attention, you constantly hear and read people constantly saying shit that's blatantly untrue or taken massively out of context.
>>157180786Holy based
>>157180085No idea why you all keep whining about the Kiwi. Just do what I do and literally never reply to him.
>>157180741I'm suspicious of any player who isn't a hard hat and lunch pail type of guy
>>157180812for some reason i feel compelled to reply to you
>>157180741im suspicious of nonwhite QB’s or tight ends, asian kickers, and white cornerbacks
>>157180770I was at the practice and he looked gimpy as hell, hopefully he's good to go week 1 or he is risking ending his career. Kelce looked good for one fucking throw then started hobbling around.
>Mahomo washed>Mr Swift washed>Reid old and fatWe're almost free
>>157180770Mahomes will re-aggrivate his knee in the second half of the Broncos game. It won't be a tear, but they'll pull him from the game to be safe. Bo Nix will then re-injure his ankle in the game winning kneeldown
>>157180862Our run game is gonna be amazing, pat won't have to go superman mode.
>>157180770My honest reaction when he snaps his knee week 1https://youtu.be/BFm2ykIydeg?si=f44Y6b34JNI0Ajxj
>>157180899>andy reid>run gamekek
>>157180690>>157180786I'd rather her just stick her hand in whatever that sloppa is and use it to jerk me off with as lube
>>157176787the Carolina panthers WILL become sb champions
>>157180645Hype so people bet on them and get rinsed
>>157180786You sound like a complete retard
>>157180899You got your 3 SBs, now you are going to understand why phily got rid of him.
So basically if this doofus doesn't perform a lot better this season, he's gone.You think he'll rise to the challenge? Or will the pressure break his brain and he'll be even worse than last year?
>>157180741$cam was the peak #1 and he kwabbed in the owl
>>157180938Funny how gambling was illegal when italians ran the racket, but now that jews do it's all over the talmud vision.
>>157180770Yeah, he spends a lot of time on his knees.
>>157180982>You think he'll rise to the challenge?Lolno. He will be the weak link and the Texans will get Baker. That being said, I have the Texans as the 1 seed. So Stroud will blow it in either the Divisional or CCG
>>157180942Not I just have extremely specific nutritional needs because I'm a neurotic fitcel
>>157180995niggers can wear zero now, their monkey brains comprehend the meaning behind it.>zero to heroNigger you didn't get into the NFL because you sucked in college.
What is it with the delusion that Baker is leaving the Bucs? Do you retards forget that they can just franchise tag him?
>>157181033How do bongs pronounce zero? zedro?
>>157180913>My honest reaction when he snaps his knee week 1
>>157181019Yeah, a retard. My dad is like this. Total headache for absolutely everyone
>>157181033Zero is important because we use a base 10 math system. Zero is also important because allows the concept of binary, which is all the 1s and 0s we're using to call each other faggots.
>>157179865I like 70s/80s if the humidity isn't too high and the breeze is just right. I can't stand humidity
>>157180786man autism is a mental cage
>>157181079Zero means off, dead, non-existent ;)
>>157181075I like your dad
>>157181100Not really, I eat to satiety with specific nutrional goals in mind and that's it. It's actually extremely freeing, if anything: I never have to think about what to eat or where, since I prepare everything save a ton of money, and everything tastes great. I feel great and look great, and I'm much happier.
>>157180786Kek i hope this is true. I'm not regimented on any specific food/diet but i love a gold glass of milk i generally have 2-3 everyday
>>157181033In Keon Coleman terms it means dropping passes and scoring zero points while the GM and team swear that you are gonna be good for three years in a row. Zero is a loser number in sports.
>>157181119you sound neurotic but whatever floats your boat playboy
>>157180786>with ziplock bags of meat and berries and eat in the bathroom stall
>>157180786Even Tom Brady thinks you're a psycho.
>Mike Evans wound up on the NinersDang, first I'm hearing of this. Guess I was really slacking in keeping up with things this summer.Anyway, am I the only one who thinks this could be a needle-mover for San Fran? Evans isn't as young as he used to be but he's still a great receiver. He's been the security blanket and stats-booster for worse quarterbacks than Purdy, and of course both Brady and Baker fucking loved him. The dude is probably a Hall of Famer. Kind of fascinated to see what Shanny will do with him and how he'll fit into the beautiful machine of that offense.
>>157181232Best case scenario he has a 2025 Devante Adams lite season: lots of TDs with decent but not 'wow' yards.
>>157181232In a cruel twist of fate Evans will be healthy for 17 games for the first time in forever but he'll be the last week 1 starter left by week 18.
>>157181232They are already dropping like flies, they should move their practice field far away. Love Mike Evans but he pulls his hammy or quad and misses multiple games every year and is an old man at this point.
>>157181232>already injury prone WR is going to get substation maxxedhe won't make it two weeks
Bro what the fuck is this power station shit. It's like a Stephen King book.
>>1571812949er fans brought it up to explain their injuries. Of course, it's bullshit because the substation has been there for decades. 9ers just have a bad medical staff and their scheme probably results in a lot of hard coontact
Seahawks legend Jerry Rice
Commanders legend Bobby Wagner
Brian Dawkins, known for his time playing in Denver.
Lest we forget LaDanian Tomlinson, legendary NY Jet.
>>157181343jerry is probably the greatest athlete the United States has ever produced the man was having 1000 yard seasons in his 40s playing his entire career in the most violent era of the most violent sport since jousting immense respect for him his genetics need to be studied
L’Jarius Sneed
>>157181411
>violent sport>they wear padslol
so will this improve or hinder Herbie's play?
>>157181310>t's bullshit because the substation has been there for decadesBut It was greatly expanded in size recently, my fellow retard, and due to the inverse square law, the larger a power source is, the more energy there is that's going to affect those million dollar tendons to an exponential degree.
Belt powered sub bussy station
>>157181431>heh….your armor was made specifically for jousting? just do it it in your tunic you pussy this is what you sound like
>>157181441Bro is fucked in a bad way.
>>157181441>>157181468Does Beer have succubus pussy?
>>157181445>2014The substation upgrade that takes 10 years to effect payers>due to the inverse square lawOk Einstein, calculate how much energy would make it to the field, keeping in mind it has to get through building materials
>>157181454why did he leave his dick unprotected?
>>157181492its not chivalrous to hit someone in the dick bro
>>157181485apparently
>>157181485Can't make a hoe a housewife.
>muhomie
>>157181471Lel it is mostly i remember that thread two days ago made me kinda miss aussie. There's a few posts there that aren't me im not the guy who said he's half Maori and has tribal land posts ending 528 and 592 are some other anon. The other posts talking about the different Brisbane suburbs and drugs etc are mine
Let's post some that people actually forgot. Patriots standout Fred Taylor.
>>157181485Every time I watch her music videos I finish them convinced she's the current hottest woman on the planet, so I'd say yes.
bear in mind apparently all 32 stadiums has wifi too
>you will never have a REESE'S® Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard® treat from Diary Queen American Grill & Chill® with Ann Michael Maye®just die in my sleep already
>>157181543Really? Her music actually deflates me. There's just something about her singing voice that ruins her attractiveness to me.
>>157181609feels bad man
>>157181609If I was making NFL money and my wife still felt the need to do this I don't think I would feel very good about it.
>>157181640Zoom-Zooms are in this weird permanent hustle/grindset mentality and I don't get it. Even when they get fabulously wealthy.
>>157181486>The substation upgrade that takes 10 years to effect payers49ers have been consistently one of the most injured team in the NFL for the last decade+>alculate how much energy would make it to the field,That's why I said "fellow retard" I can't calculate it exactly, but it's supposed to have an effect within 100 feet and the practice field is definitely within 100 feet of the substation.
>>157181609>that slight tug of her dress when she realises she's showing too much cleavage MUH FUCKIN DICK
>>157181609Why does she want to be a tiktoker so bad? Her husband just played in the a Superbowl
>>157181623I mean I just find her too hot to care.Hottest woman of the past decade, for me, was Ana de Armas in Blade Runner 2049. But that was almost ten years ago. These days, I think Madison has the crown.
>>157181566wifi is low energy radio waves the substation gives off high energy infrared and ultraviolet radiation >>157181609im fat as fuck and Dairy Queen servings are so ridiculously hugehow the fuck anyone manages to put down a pint+ of goodie filled ice cream in their car as a snack is beyond me >>157181640>>157181654i bet its so she can get some walking money so she doesnt feel completely useless and constantly nagging drake for stuffits sweet desu l, id probably do the same thing
>>157181656in any image you can see how close the substation is to the practice field.
>>157181656>>157181683There's going to be some kind of Congressional investigation of this shit sooner or later, isn't there?
>>157181664have you considered that she just likes making vids for people?
>>157181683>shithole open top sub Texas high school field crammed next to a fuckin tesla coil death raymy raidies would never
>>157181683Radioactive niggas
>>157181683and? electrical workers don't have higher than normal ligament injuries
>>157181677What about Officer Jenny from Pokemon?
>>157181609What would Drake Maye say if he saw you guys in here swooning over his wife? His charming, sweet, gymnast shaped wife?
>>157181712What people? Gooners? She's an awful cook and she's not interesting at all
>>157181656>>157181683This doesn't take into account how close other team's substations are to their practice field. If you care so much, just do the math to see if the 9ers practice field is exposed to higher than normal amounts of... electromagnetic radiation. >it's supposed to have an effect within 100 feetWow, an effect? An entire effect???
>>157181723Yeah they also wear lead lined, earthed suits when working on stations like that to prevent high energy radiation exposure and arc flash burns
>>157181712This is 4chan, where bitterness and sheer contempt for anyone enjoying anything whatsoever rules over everything. You have to delete your post and try again.
>>157181748How long before the Niners are practicing in these?
>>157181739>electromagnetic radiation is a heckin nothingburger i read it on plebbit! *low energy EM radiation is a nothingburger the high energy stuff will fuck you up
>>157181734Probably nothing because he'd immediately recognize us as losers and probably have a laugh to himself.
>>157181700>tfw you're the owner of the Substation and you get hauled in for questioning by the House Commerce Committee because people on TikTok and Instagram think your complex is responsible for the 49ers not winning a Super Bowl
>>157181700The people in charge of the country right now are actual retards, so probably.
>>157181771Yeah, but at least I didn't lose the Super Bowl in a highly embarrassing fashion.
trip, knee
>>157181770
>>157181770What's the range of frequencies that the 9ers practice field is exposed to?
>>157181803Yeah but he's still one of the very few people in the world who's as good as he is at football plus he's already tall, rich as fuck, and famous. He could lose 50 Super Bowls and he'd still mog the living fuck out of any loser on 4chan.
>>157181803It's funny how Jameis being so likeable is basically a superpower. Nobody even remembers that he got accused of sexual assault and stealing crab legs. Nobody cares that he's almost never had a winning season. Nigga's just such a bro and so pleasant to be around everybody lets it all slide.
>>157181735>She's an awful cookobjectively false
>>157181803>OH my gawd, oh my sweet lord in heaven, oh sweet Jesus Christ himself please deliver me from them pick sixes
>>157181835You're just looking at her boobs
>>157181852Campbell status?
chomoknee handing out rangebans for god knows why
>>157181831>accused Innocent until proven guilty
>>157181835There's a particular flavor of white woman video where I can tell in less than a second of watching it that I'm in for a tiresome time.
>>157181831FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>157181883It's always someone else's fault
>>157181831>sexual assault and stealing crab legs.I roll my eyes at the dindu excuses as much as anyone, but both of these were legitimate nothingburgers.
>>157181831in the age of NIL its fucking crazy that this story still follows jamies around a coach bought him fucking crab legs oh my God the humanity
>>157181835W-what is the colorful stuff?
>>157181910Yeah
>>157181921Vegetables, ever heard of them?
>>157181940Peppers are fruit, dumbass.
>>157181919I must be being mandela affected because i looked it up and he did just straight up shoplift crab legs weird, i distinctly remember it being a coach bought him crab legs and someone reported it and he claimed he stole them to avoid suspension
Romo might be the only dude in the modern era to have his public perception improved with a DUI. Comes off as a fun, respectful chill guy. If he took this energy to the booth he'd be a kino pairing with Jim.
>>157181931I still remember, to this day, how pissed off all the retired Hall Of Famers were at Cam for this. They were MAD that he didn't fall on that football. Shannon Sharpe spent a solid five minutes ranting on one of the postgame shows about how disappointed he was in Cam. Saying "You gotta take that lick!" over and over.
Sex with Travis Kelce
>>157181931>Carolina QBs
>>157181967Was that a flea flicker or do they just suck?
>>157181978Why not both?
>>157181954When you step on that field you are making a faustian bargain to sacrifice your body for glory Youre a fucking warrior on the field of battle Cam knew it, we all knew it
>>157181723electrical workers aren't expected to run around 15-20 mph for practice or on gameday, not to mention having to stop/start from those speeds, tackle, push off tackles, etc. >>157181739> doesn't take into account how close other team's substations are to their practice fieldI don't think I've heard of any other team being so cheap they have a practice field by a power station>Wow, an effect? An entire effect???yes the effect of weakening tendons.
>>157181967This play took at least 18 months off Bryce's life expectancy.
>>157181954>>157181989>player tries to pick up a fumble rather than diving on itClassic blunder. If Cam had just dove for it, even if he didn't recover, nobody would care much about that play. But him hesitating is how he will be remembered
>>157182003Literally just do the math, dude. How much radiation it outputs, then how much reaches the parts of the practice field, then how much effect that much radiation would haveYou should be able to solve this
CWAB (Cam what a bitch)
>>157182010>tries to pick up thats the thing he had a clear play on the ball but pulled away at the moment of truth
I, for one, tremendously enjoy that the Broncos defense basically destroyed Cam Newton's brain irreparably during Superbowl 50
>>157182019>literally just buy radiological detection equipment, fly to Santa Clara, sneak onto the field and test it bro! this is your brain on reddit
>>157182032This and Cincy destroying AB's brain.>>157182041If we're talking detrimental legacy defining plays, this has to be top 5 right?
>>157182061Top five are all Andrew Luck turnovers, fuck that guy
>>157182061This also happened.
>>157182032I still remember that day well on the school bus home everyone was talking mad shit to me and my brother that cam was gonna wipe the floor with the broncos Me and my brother, Tennessee volunteer fans, always felt an affinity for the sheriff and were rooting for him That bus ride on Monday was fucking silent lmfao
>>157182067Come on, at least one is the butt fumble.
>>157182019but someone already did that, he tested 8.5 milligauss from the parking lot outside the field which is at least 2.5 times higher than background radiation, and estimated it's 2x or more higher on the field itself since that's closer to the station.
>>157182084>>157182061
>>157182041And that one moment caused a man to wear silly hats and dress like Pee Wee Herman the rest of his life
>>157182102
>>157182086their radiation exposure is higher when they're flying around
>>157182084Seeing that live on Thanksgiving was something else. We couldn't stop laughing
>>157182105cam dresses like hes a steampunk enthusiast i bet he has a fucking killer model train setup in his house
Very recent hilariously stupid QB decision
>>157182115are they running drills in the airplanes Russell Wilsons high knees aside
>>157182076There's a big difference between a bad play and a soft play.>>157182102>>157182112Sure but how likely was Mac Jones to ever even have an NFL "legacy"? Cam was the MVP and that happened in the SB.
How many this season?
>>157182163Times she dresses like a cat slut? 18.
>>157182163Not even the most prolific bakery could put that much frosting on a cake
new>>157177047>>157177047>>157177047
>>157182148radiation exposure is cumulative
>>157182203youre so close to putting it together just rub those 2 brain cells together
NEWT>>157182252
it's almost august which means football is close. according to my internal clock, it's almost go time brehs.
>>157182061Top 5 in no particular order from the 21st century only:>Mark Sanchez butt fumble>Cam backs away from the ball>Tony Romo botches the snap>Kyle Williams muffed punt>Vontaze Burfict hit on AB in playoffs
>>157182036Bro it's basic math, you can do it from your bedroom>>157182086>8.5 milligaussWhat effect does that have?
>>157181609thats a man
