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yall aint finna reddy 4 wats comin
>oh hey Sean nice special teams lol cy@
this one's for you, /nfl/
>>157182295I've never seen drinking a beer be so gay
>>157182283this is my favorite of your videos loland this one because you got lucky and the AI like perfectly made her mouth readable and idk how you did it
>>157182252
>retards actually thought peanut had a chance this is Shedeur's team
What's the consensus on this signing?
>>157182367would have been smarter to trade him tbqh
>>157182367eh its not badits 4.5 milly a year more than maxx crosby, but hes 3 years older than maxx but edge rushers tend to age well so its not a bad deal
>>157182332joe burrow bussy factory is a good one
>>157182367Didn't he already fall off a cliff? This contract wouldve made sense like 5 years ago
>>157182425he was dinged up last year
>>157182359Pro Bowl QB shitfeces scamturds
>>157182436Giving an aging pass rusher a massive contract as he's coming off injury? Eeehhhhhhhhh i don't know jim
>>157182332I didn't make the Sam Darnold one that was someone else. I only use Grok imagine/animate photos feature for my vids. I think I'm a bit more exact with my prompts than other people so that might make them more realistic maybe. It's also why i can do them so quick I'll generate on my phone than just use my phones inbuilt gif maker to record the video and upload it here. Takes me like 4-5 minutes rather than having to remove audio and convert webms on my laptop at home
>>157182367Look, when you have the playoff pedigree that the Watt brothers have both earned, no amount of money is too much. Plain and simple.
jerruh you know you want a wardaddy on the d line we want a couple 1s you have a war chest of 1slets make this happen
>>157182367a prime example of people leaning to hard on the side of player over the ownerenjoy, Pittsburgh ;)
>>157182482Yeah i use grok for my jenny edits its just being annoying after the latest update you have to fight it a bit more
FUCKTHEBEARS
>>157182367Also, I vaguely remember that the steelers had by far the most expensive defense in the league last year, and still they were like well below average. So yeah this will certainly help lol
>>157182555This is why the NFL hasnt fallen into irrelevance like the NBA has the teams prioritize retaining homegrown talent even to the detriment to success its not always about winning a super bowl only 1 team can win the Super Bowl every year, being good and keeping the fans happy is whats most important
>>157182555That could have just been all due to Tomlin's predictable mediocrity though.
>>157182555the wheels are gonna completely fall off the team this season and somehow vindicate Tomlin and his legacy. Smash that steelers under like no tomorrow
Sucking Travis Kelce cock right after hes finished with Tay TayFly Eagles Fly
listening to old coast to coast while being toasty af on a liter of hooch belly full of chinese and liquor life is good bros
Bruh that video of Stroud walking cannot be real
>>157182730his dieder do be full tho
>>157182730Make a webm so we can see what you mean.
Is the NFL Draft, or the start of training camp the official start of the NFL season for autists?
>>157182748I’d say training camp
>>157182748>>157182762Preseason games for me
Ryback just got da belt
You think she gave him some pussy?
>>157182555>the steelers had by far the most expensive defense in the league last year, and still they were like well below averageIt's been like that for years IIRC
CAUSE EVERYTIME IT RAINS YOURE HERE IN MY HEAD LIKE THE SUN COMING OUT OOOOOOOHI JUST KNOW THAT SOMETHING GOOD IS GONNA HAPPEN
ID TUNE IN TO SOME FRIENDLY VOICES TALKIN BOUT SOME STUPID THINGS I CANT BE LEFT TO MY IMAGINATION LET ME BE WEAK LET ME SLEEEEP
My heart aches. Say something nice about Taysom Hill.
>>157183004hell be on the broncos by week 2 of the preseason
>>157183006I hope so and I hope they win the owl.
>>157182748start of the season, and I don't mean the hall of fame game. first sunday
>>157183004>>157183013Hi Taysom. That punt block TD you had against the Falcons was sick
Reminder both teams from last season in the owl didnt make the playoffs the year before. So what two teams that didnt make it this year can make the owl? Easy one is lions chiefs
>>157182267>>157182509>>157182657>>157182741>>157182939Neck yourself
Jenny runs this genny
I cant wait for my Lions to bash the Chiefs' heads inBrains all over the floorStomping on them
>Jenn-ACK!
>>157183129Actually it's Jon "Big B" Bernthal who runs the genny now. If you wanna be a real one who burns local you'll fall in line
Bo nix is the biggest bus rider of all time and im tired of pretending hes not.
Ryback spiked Tony Romos drink
i still havent figured out wtf burn local means
>>157183160you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
>>157183177>words words wordsno wonder your shit team lost to the pats last year kwab,
I’m proud to be a cuck
My emo ravens
>>157183199All Time Low are the official Ravens emo band
>>157183195>SKOL!*clap*>SKOL!*clap*>SKOL!
>>157183231When you're no longer in your young years you will look back and be like "why the fuck did I waste my entire youth posting on /NFL/ to anons I'll never meet?"
>>157183239I worked an 8.5 hour shift today while still talking shit and now im getting on the beers. It's always amusing how retards assume people can't multitask. Bad relationships are a significantly bigger waste of time than 4chan word to the wise
>>157183239That’s all of us tho anon
>>157183254>worked an 8.5 hour shift todayYou mean posted on here 8.5 hours and called it work
>>157183254>people can't multitaskIf you're reading every post everyday on /NFL/ you aren't multitasking Multitasking would be get away from NFL and go live life and multitask doing that
>miss GW FG late with 0:24 left I HURT MYSELF TODAY
What the fuck is Herbi— uhh Justin Herbert doing marrying that fucking slut? I— uhh I mean Mina Kimes is a much better match for him
>>157183195I love my Vikies too
mina at the mariners game!
>>157183229I’m more of a Panic at the Disco person
>>157183160it either has to do with hot sauce or firewood
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek look at this little beltphobic gimp. Needs to accept Brandon Aiyuk superiority fr fr
>>157183593Still has more rings than you do kiwi cuck.
Mahomes wins this year I can feel it.
>>157183974yeah, i'm sure his team will win one game.
>>157183919He doesn't have any rings unless we don't conference championship rings (all the Kaepernick haters say those don't count) so which is it???
Fucking keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a lying Mexican Chicano dog fucking mongoloid subhuman lying about having alive grandparents kill this faggot
>>157183593Bet you thought it said banged instead of bandaged and that made you jizz in your pants, faggot.
>>157183266You don't post from work?
>>157183593Every NFL practice has the Shanahan chairKEEEEEEEEEEEEEK little freak shoulda just stopped runnin from da belt. Now he's given up leading practice to his assistants
>>157184128Imagine how funny it would be if mutt was the first qb to go 0-17
The Rams drafted Ty Simpson #13 overall
>>157183593lmaowhat runnin from da belt does to a muthfucka
>>157184927mfw
>>157184927They're paying him $25 million fully guaranteed too lmao
>>157182367TJ Washedd
>>157185199embarrassing typothat's not his name
>>157185251TGay Wat
Hot takeTaysom Hill should be a HOFerThere’s no player who has a block in special teams, multiple passing,rushing, and receiving TDs in the modern era
>>157185393HOF swindler maybe for those contracts as a gadget player
>>157184275I like getting drunk and going to cemeteries.
DJ Moore tearing it up in TC
>>157185505he'll be good all year and then in a crucial moment he will run a lazy route and end your whole season. enjoy.
>>157185530that was a shitty ass throw by gayleb
>>157185530Yep but more specifically, Josh will miss to the right and short just like Caleb for an easy int Moore can’t stop
Why is pro-bowl qb Shadeur Sanders fighting for the starting job?
DJ Moore tearing it up in this bussy
Robert Kraft has officially entered the Jerruh Jones era of ownership. His horrid handling of the Gonzo situation is proof he needs to shut the fuck up and pay his fucking players. Shouldn't he be working on surveilling Americans?
Feelin a beltiful day comin on
>>157185560Is Gabriel even in the league anymore?
>>157185683I’m buying the speculation someone posted here that aiyuk never received any real confirmation that the commies want him, instead twisting facts in his head and am awaiting the absolute meltdown he has when they don’t sign him
If Sanders can’t beat out Watson for the starting job, he’s completely cooked. Watson was a bottom 10 QB 2 years ago BEFORE getting hurt. If Sanders can’t beat that, he’s never going to be a starter
>>157185683>>157185702I hope he gets violent and has to be put down by the authorities.
>>157185702I think Aiyuk doesn’t actually want to play anymore so he’s just shitposting for fun
>>157185707Belt induced melty
>>157185718Don't want to see any more I-yook pictures unless they're file photos attached to an article about Ben Crump representing his family against the police.
>>157185752Jed York has entered the chat.Shouldn't you be pretending to run your parents' team right now?
>>157185752Ben Dump finna boutta represent Trannahan. 1 count of fleein from da belt
>>1571855301st time for everything I guess
I'm absolutely in love with the genny right now. Keep the hits coming.
>>157185704even at his peak he sucked, constantly getting sacked and making foolish decisions
>>157185981>>157185704hmmmmmmm
Why do people want to play with guys like Brady/Manning/Hurts/Dak but not guys like Rodgers/Brees/Herbert/Allen?
>>157185992Oh wow, how fucking original. We're trying to have a legitimate conversation about a man and his abilities as a pro athlete and here you come to twist it into some racist bullshit. Fuck you. You're not funny. You're not clever. You're not cute. You're scum. Fucking kill yourself.
>>157184763He's based
>>157186043
>>157186044A lil booger sugar never hurt anyone.
>>157186034>Why do people want to play with guys like cool guy/cool guy/cool guy/guy in a cool club but not guys like weird homo who gets all of the credit but none of the blame/weird religious manlet who gets all of the credit but none of the blame/weird druggie who gets all of the credit but none of the blame/weird cuckold who gets all of the credit but none of the blame?One of life's gay mysteries.
>Cool Guyscott
Does anyone have that video of Rodgers walking up to Allen and telling him he's a handsome man then feels his bicep? I think it was at some golf thing.
>>157186043This unironically
>>157186204Sometimes people don't know where we are, and why Reddit has better football discussions.
I miss the World Cup
Why does he post like this? And at 3am? Is it brain damage?
>>157182367He's massively overrated
>>157186058What about Len Bias
>>157186286
Which NFL player would make the best Duke of Earl?
>>157186357Rybussy
>>157186337h, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Len Bias outta their ass! That's they one! That's they one!
I have a meeting with HR tomorrow because I got into an argument with some dipshit bragging about hitting his kids
>>157184927Damn straight
>>157185992This bald peckerwood resigned in disgrace. Press S
>>157186492I dislike him just because of orlovsky
Do you hate Orlovsky?
>>157186485Do you know a lawyer who specializes in employment law?
>>157186551Yeah, he should’ve been fired too
>>157186578Why? Orlovsky knows infinitely more about football that 99% of the people working at ESPN and actually played in the NFL. Most people who have played football never even had that opportunity as a fleeting dream.
>>157186624Less than 2% of college players ever make an NFL roster and less than 40% of those players are still in the league after 2 years. Damn
>>157186624It’s more about his personality to me, granted I have issues with most the people in media, but I think it’s ultimately the same as politicians. The people who are able to separate from the chaff and rise up are more the ones who game the system than actually have abilities
>Bucs QB Baker Mayfield says he felt “disrespected” and “undervalued” by the contract offers he received. He believes he’s a franchise QB, says he’s going to have a big year, and that the team is going to pay for it in the end.The busc collapse is pretty cool desu
>>157186808>faker fraudfieldThey're never going to win with him anyway
i legit think I'm faster than kirko
>>157186808>baker "chip on his shoulder" gimmickWhy can't he just be normal? Look at Darnold, he has never been anything but humble and grateful to the teams he's played for (even the Jets who were actively ruining his rookie career) and now he has a ring to show for it
>>157186808Achilles tear incoming. You can't fuck with the powers that be like this.
>>157186564I have you on retainer. When are you getting here?
my billsies :)
>>157186874Unfortunately people dont understand how to handle shoulder chippers so the nfl created an ouroboros out of baker where the nfl feels the need to humble him and prove a lesson which makes the chip grow and then he takes unnecessary risks and gets even more heated because of it which leads to injuries and more nfl humblings and we are back to step 1 of the cycle.With shoulder chippers you have to prove they dont need to prove themselves after they already have. Baker feels like hes still on the panthers practice squad playing nose tackle. Probably had shitty parents
I would fart directly into Dan Orlovsky's nose, eyeballs and open mouth while feeling no remorse
>>157186850The raiders will probably be decent with kirko if Bowers stays healthy and they just throw it to him. Jeanty sucks tho
>>157186983>The raiders will probably be decent>if
>Titans offense already looks like shitHave fun finding out about Daboll, tits.
>>157186971The only reason ESPN didn't cut him is because he's actually paying them to be on tv and it's the only thing keeping the network afloat since all the basketball Americans and butt chuggers just watch inside the NBA and pat McAfee on youtube
>>157187063I think the jest beat them week 1
>>157187063What else would you expect from the legion of failed coaches and bald frauds?
>>157187101Jets get their 1st interception in over a year from cam ward. Force bot another rurnover all season, win not another game, miss out on the 1st overall pick because the 1 win tits have the tie breaker.
>>157187137> miss out on the 1st overall pick because the 1 win tits have the tie breaker.You mean because the 0-17 Cardinals
>>157187101It's going to be so much fun when the Colts play the Titans and Daniel Jones hangs a 60 burger on Tennessee after the way Daboll blamed him for absolutely everything that went wrong on the Giants.
>>157186971I did the same thing to your mother after the hot session we had last night
>>157187150Cards aren't going 0-17 because they have to play the Jets.
Josh will have 5000 yards and 50 TDs with DJ Moore.
>>157187242And he still won't make it out of the Divisional round because the Bills' roster isn't actually that good and he'll eventually resort to being a heroball retard when he can't afford to be one.
>>157182831I need a black queen..
>>157183195Fly eagles fly!
>>157187242Josh could have 5000 yards and 50 passing tds in the conference championship and still find a way to miss the superbowl.
smoked chicken legs for dinner
>>157187339Is that the hoe from Dr Phil? Catch me outside bitch
>>157187259>>157187359quit trying to shit on my parade niggers
>>157187376You only get a a parade if you win the owl, the streets of buffalol shall remain empty
>post ACK micuh>post ACK kraft>no doubs>total ? at LT>massive overpay for mid DT wyatt>jacobs still facing suspension for smacking a bitch>55m per year plus tip for a regular season QBwhy are people pretending like it's not completely over for cheesefaggots?
>>157187316True
>>157187230Genos designated tank qb but the cards are going all in on devastating their record for arch meening
>>157182831I hope so. While what she did was very kind, it would be a bit pointless if she didn't.
>>157187392rent free you lactose intolerant fucks
>>157187421Hold on, are there actually /nfl/ posters who can't eat dairy?
>>157187392Zoomers don't remember a time when Green Gay wasn't a contender, that's because their brains are mush, they have like a 5 min max on their short term memory and there's a good chance the RAM will be wiped before it has a chance to convert to long term memory which mostly just contains memes and info like how to order Doordarsh or lookup porn.
>>157187452Most living Packers fans are deluded because they had back to back hall of fame quarterbacks and now they have Jordan Love.
>>157187392Bronkies exposed them and heemed Micah. Bronkies are the best team in the league they kwabbed josh Allen without their starting center or rb1 and had to take a dive to the pats to not have a backup qb starting in the superbowl which wouldve been awful for everyone involved. The nfl is on notice for the bronkie buckbreaking bonanza
>>157187430Probably, the site is ran by someone who is half lactose intolerant
>>157187472Those poor, nutrient deficient fucks.
>>157187452> Zoomers don't remember a time when Green Gay wasn't a contenderBut anon, 2020 was 6 years ago
>>1571874966 years is longer than 30 minutes
>>157187472>wactose intolewent Just drink some kefir lmao
>>157187509Oh shit look it's one of them lactose intolerant "people" now.
>>157187509I'm fine with drinking milk from a cow owned and operated by a white man, thank you
>>157187452They’ve been a 7 seed for 3 straight seasons and weren’t contenders for any of them
>>157187507Uh… yeah?
I bought 20 lbs of ground beef today because it was $3.99/lbs. I'm gonna buy half a cow from a rancher in the fall.
>>157187507Holy shit he's right.
>>157187521Yea the white ranchers in Wyoming who make mine are pretty good u rube lmao
>>157187550I could go for some giant beef ribs right now. I fucking love Southern barbecue.
>>157187430id be surprised if there werent a few black anons hanging around
>>157187559Im in Wyoming faggot.
>>157187580How's the meth
>>157187559I live near Casper
>>157187550my cast iron has a nice season on it now. i make smash burgers daily and they keep getting more delicious.
The Packers traded 2 first round picks for Micah ParsonsThe Packers were up 21-3 at halftime in a playoff game
>>157187559I don't trust a dairy farmer who doesn't fuck his cows.
/nfl/ Niggas in Wyoming Edition
>>157187588same
>>157187591and then a gotham city legend was born
>>157187604I'm not lactose intolerant
>>157187588Spooky
>>157186983Have you seen their roster lol
/nfl/ - We Drinkin Milk Nigga Edition
>>157187604I'm in Colorado though.
bakey feels disrespected
>>157187588I live near candlejack, south o
>>157187636CALCIUMANIMAL PROTEINSANIMAL FAT (IF YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE FAGS WHO DRINKS SKIM)ELECTROLITESLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157187648He has been quakeyd unforch
>>157187590I recommend trying some cooper sharp cheese if you can find it. It melts like typical American cheese but tastes way better.
>>157187659Cooper sharp is so fucking good
>>157187648Baker should be disrespected.
>>157187545Zoomers can't remember that far back. I asked my zoomer brother in law last weekend what the whole 6-7 thing was about? He looked at me confused"Uhh what?""You know how you guys would always say 6-7 for no reason, it was one of your big memes?""I don't know what you're talking about..."*show him a video of people saying 6-7*He starts laughing so hard he can't breathe, "oh yeah! I remember this."
>>157187636as God intended
Funny how this general suddenly becomes best friends when food is being discussed
>>157187689Except which form of barbeque is best.
>>157187689we're always best friends you just can't handle a lil banter
>>157187689Milk is a drink you fucking retard
>>157187707Texas BBQ with KC sauce is the ideal combo
>>157187719Even the guy who told me to kill myself and my family because my team picked off his shitty QB?
>>157182367grimbut those are probably around his jersey sales numbers per year alone
>>157187738Yeah, tbdesu you're the one kind of being dick about it by not kysing yourself
MINISOMALIA IS AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHED
>>157187800FUCK MILLY PHILLY PHILLY
>>157187360
They have Theilein on NFL Live trying out now, he's not that bad. I mostly watch the show on mute though. Always impresses me how I have no idea what players actually look like after they retire.
>>157187800imagine being Nein McCarthy relegated to backing up a nig midget while half his salary is stolen by somali scammers.
>Eagles DC Vic Fangio opening his press conference today: “I’m gonna be like Fauci and just take the Fifth Amendment on all questions. Did you guys see that? Oh my god.”kek reddit having a melty.
>>157187915Maybe he shouldn't have been dogshit last year then
McSharty has played like 10 games and was drafted 2 years ago
>>157187933kek based old manI look forward to being old enough to just not give a fuck
>>157187961>I look forward to being oldDon’t ever say that again
>>157187933the unvaccinated should be put in death camps thats what a good freaking person would do
Now that the Washington Football Team is putting spears on the logo why don't they just go full Redskins again?
I just didn't take it is all.
Patty Cuckitini
>>157188015Because evil reigns in this world
>>157187988True
how much is baker asking for exactly? I think like 3 years 35m is more than fair, guy has accomplished nothing
>>157187575way more than you think daddy
>>157188068Are they intentionally trying to erase Native Americans from history? The Seminole tribe fucking loves the representation they get from Florida State
>>157188098> how much is baker asking for exactlyBout tree fiddy
>>157188067crazy how they just cloned this guy and people pretend he didn't die on the field
thin lips is still at it huh
>>157188098According to Florio, in the ballpark of fifty milly a tear and longer than the two year deal they offered
>>157188211Remember when he showed up at that snowstorm game in a balaclava and 10 scarves?
>>157188259What did the Suckaqueers offer?
At this point in time, I can honestly say that Baker Mayfield fucking sucks. That is my professional, seasoned, ball knowing opinion.
>>157188473He didn't specify, but he called them "far apart" so I'd assume significantly less
Any NFL player should just take the fucking bag. Who cares who you're playing for, you made it to the NFL after all that work. A few million a year is plenty of money.
>>1571884732 sighed mike evans jersey and a box of lavonte david bobble heads
>>157188536Why would a player not try to get as much money as they can? You're not only in the NFL but you're actually good enough to make bids to maximize your earnings. You don't just take that for granted.
>>157188537> 2 sighed mike evans jersey Why would he want a 9ers jersey?
>>157188578It's their competitive nature I guess to want more
Funniest shit ever was when Baker Mayfield basically said Daniel Jones was dogshit and not worth paying when he got that huge Giants contract then after being proven right he's now getting 50 mil per year from the Colts because he played well for 8 games
Erm, Daniel Jones has more playoff wins than the ELITE Justin Herbert
>>157188259qb market is so tight that he'll get the bag
>>157188604Or it's just common sense to try to make as much money as possible why you're in the league.
>>157188668unlike my asshole
>>15718825950 Million a year is a great deal for a QB like Baker. It couldn't have just been that much because the Bucs would have gave him that contract yesterday. He has to be asking for more.
>>157188683no refunds
>>157188623Jones was far ahead of everyone else last year when he was healthy it was actually astonishing how much better he was than everyone else he was shitting on teams
>>157188683Eh?!?
>Just blowing up your cap space for Baker fucking Mayfield
>>157188669That's why they invest in stuff. You need to still have money when you retire of course.
>>157188698>Hey Russel, what was your play in Denver like?
>>157188703>OH LAWD THEM PICK SIXES
>>157188703Bucs are obviously cleaning house for the tank but cant just say it. Panthers win the conference again
>>157188698Unlimited diarrhea, the return of the Dangerwich brought to you by Taylor Farms
>>157188685Of course he is and he should. 2025 he was up and down but 23+24 he gave them top 10 QB production. I have no idea why they wouldn't give him a top of the market deal he's 31 years old arguably entering the prime of his career. Jason Light is clearly so far up his own asshole he thinks he can find someone better in next years draft. Hope he drafts some quadroon who ends up being shit and sexually assaulting Uber drivers like Jameis Winston
>>157188701>he was shitting on teamsThe teams in question: Dolphins, Broncos, Titans, Rams (loss), Raiders, Cardinals, Chargers, Titans again, Steelers (6 turnovers lol), Falcons (took OT). Then they lost every game afterThe wins against the Broncos and Chargers were good (even if beating Denver required a miracle FG and when Bustin IFbert threw 2 picks). But every other game was beating up on top 5 draft teams
>*shucks and jives into the locker room during the game*
if digits Ravens vs Wions soup herbal
>>157188786the crab and that driver both wanted it
>>157188880Can't be eating all this greasy slop on gameday.
>>157187659>>157187689>>157187707
>>157187665The Cooper Rush of cheeses.
>>157187689Food or porn discussions
>>157188910Not too bad, Andy.
>>157187988This but unironically
>>157188752>conference
Aw man :(
I'm thinking about hickory smoked chicken again.
Salt & Vinegar chips are the thinking mans snack
>>157189023For me, it's beef jerky, cheese, nuts, and maybe crackers.
>>157188698>>157188719Russ is a Seahawks legend for the first owl, but real niggas know he's also a legend for the second.
>>157189061Real talk. Legendary performance.
>>157188981For some reason he was always one of /myguys/ in franchise mode in Madden in the mid-2000s. Same for Santana Moss and Fred Smoot.
>>157189023For me it's Zapp's Voodoo
>>157189081>filenameWhat are you smoking?
>>157189127He got ran through like your mom.
>>157189081I got it say it: I don't believe the call.
>>157189104>Santana MossMy fucking nigger. Certain players just had a kino aesthetic plus he was a burner. I used to love franchise mode
>>157189081that's clear DPI
>>157189163Within 5 yards of the line it's all good.
>>157189142I love when I get to bust out the ancient memes.
HOLY FUCKING SSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
You've got Marshawn Lynch in the backfield. You've got a guy that's been borderline unstoppable in this part of the field. I can't believe the call.
>>157189163The defender has a right to the ball and once the ball is touched in the air all bets are off.
>>157189081You can't blame Wilson because Carroll wanted to be cute with the play calling. Everyone knows Lynch should've gotten the ball
>work rained off>get to stay in bed and jerk off to 'ynthiaGimme a hell yeah
>>157187376cuck allen will do that for you in january
>>157189300Why didn’t Wilson just audible?
I genuinely believe that Josh Allen will end up ringless for his entire career
>>157189321Imagine a normal human being saying this
>>157189346why would he audible from a play that had a 100% success rate up until that point
>>157189321oh hell yeah
>>157189351This along with Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson.
>>157189300He could have just thrown it over their heads out the back of the endzone.
just had to throw maybe 6 inches one direction and it would've been fine baka
>>157189104I did a Packers franchise one time and traded Ahman Green for Ricky Williams straight up, that's my main memory of him.
>>157189360He pays to post on 4chan, kiwipussy isn’t normal.>donating money to mirror sites just for them to go down anywayKWAB
>>157189023>SnackWhat are you, a girl? Have a proper meal and eat proper food.
>>157189256yup fuckin petey
>>157182486
>>157189253I wonder how much she weighs. I just looked it up and apparently she's 5'7 so with that build and height she must be roughly 55-60kg which is 120-133 pounds. If i got a good wind up i could jackhammer throw her 15 feet probably even more
>>157189424The sheer potency of Mina's ball knowledge would disintegrate you on the spot if you dared approach her.
>>157189412How about i take a diarrhea shit directly into your mouth instead?
>>157186204>>157186230>trips being sensitive faggotsKek
>>157189424>>157189460how many emmy's is she holding when you throw her? is she holding her jeopardy trophy?
>>157185981You don't know what you're talking about
>>157189081Retard
I want to breed a giant woman
check out this patrick mahomes jersey i found out in the wild
>>157189650UH OH STINKY
>>157189650Nooo Patrick don't eat it.... it's not ice cream
>>157189460A greater condemnation of the award’s value couldn’t fathom
>>157189650mahomsian
Mina always reps her man #10
>>157188657Justin Herbert being glazed so much while accomplishing absolutely nothing for 6 years will never not be funny.
>>157189792>accomplishing absolutely nothingNot many active QBs have accomplished anything, t.bh
>>157189081I understand what Carroll was doing by calling "a" pass, but that was the worst pass to call. Since it's 2nd down with 1 timeout, he wanted to reserve the right to play action both 3rd and 4th down, even if he woulda just packed Lynch up the middle. I know the odds are good Lynch just takes it in first try, but if he doesn't then you HAVE to burn the timeout. Then it's third down with about 20 seconds left, no timeout. Running it on third and not getting it means you have to scramble to get back to the line and set up another play on 4th with no time to pause.Obviously Lynch not getting 1 yard on 3 tries is hard to believe. But the issue is he didn't just call a pass to the corner, one of those "either my guy gets it or no one does" throws. Then 3rd you run Lynch up the middle, he doesn't get it you have a timeout. Then 4th down you probably just run him up the middle again. The quick slant was why it was bad.
Why are there zero asian players? You'd think at least one could be a line backer or a decent WR right?
>>157189871>a pass to the cornerSo waste a down? What's the point?
>>157189898Don't the Bills have an Asian safety?
faggothead stadium lol
>>15718986420/32 active starting QBs have won a playoff game
>>157189898culture for the most part. Asians are extremely under represented in sports in general
>>157189903NTA but Pats had sold out to stop the run. Passing makes them respect it at least a bit and conversely makes your run easier
>>157189988I was just specifically saying that corner fades are a waste of a goal-line snap.
>>157189970Winning a WC game and then flaming out isn't that much better. And the chorgers are gonna chorge, anyway.
>>157189970He'd have won an owl by now if his head coach hadn't gotten bubbled
>>157187822Fucking gordon ramsey over here
>>157187822No veggies?
DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AGAIN!
>>157190055and a fat contract unlike Shakey Bakey
>>157190082
>>157190055Who?
>>157190027Actually it’s 21/32. I forgot that Kirko has a playoff win. It may not be much, but it’s more than Herbust>>157190040Kek. Gets me every time
>>157190053Do you not see the assload of cheese?
>>157189898>Asian kickers
RULE: You cannot be a top 10 QB until you win at least 1 playoff game. You cannot be a top 5 QB until you reach at least one conference championship game.
>>157189903>wasteIt has a chance to score, and secures 2 more plays with a full play clock to plan. If you run it and don't get it, your timeout is done. Run it and don't get it again, you have to scramble back to the line to run it a third time.Again, I know the idea of Lynch not getting 1 yard in 3 tries is hard to imagine, but I'd rather have the full play clock for 2 downs to get my line set than 2 running plays and a third scrambling one.The issue wasn't "they threw it", it was "they threw it over the middle of the field".
>>157190055>>157190082>>157190098Jones' career earnings are lower than I remembered, but with the guarantees on his current contract he'll be at at least ~$210 mil, so right above Derek Carr here. Baker, with his current guarantees, will be at at least ~$158 mil, putting him at 33rd in league history.
>>157190180Again, not saying a pass is wrong, just that teams that spam fades specifically at the goal-line are wasting plays.
>>157190180Oh and on top of it, it's the safest throw you can do. Corner of the end zone, my guy catches it or it goes over both their heads.
danny dimwit is a queer gimp
>>157190155Here’s the list of the best QBs, in no particular order, according to that rule:Burrow, Lamar, Rodgers, Mahomes, Nix, Maye, Allen, Stafford, Darnold, Purdy, Daniels, Hurts, and GoffDo we agree?
>>157190184What is Stafford doing with his near half-billion?
>>157189792>Qbs whove done nothing in the last 6 years:Everyone who isn't mahomes, stafford, burrow, purdy, hurts, or darnold.Allen has the same amount of success as herbert in owls appeared in.
>>157190205Well unfortunately with the time left on the clock and 1 timeout, one play kinda has to be a waste.
>>157190262Herbcuck trying to equate all playoff losses lol. Herbo fucking sucks in January
>>157190223Nix is not a good QB. Maye and Purdy are borderline. Darnold is still a question mark to me, there's too much bad tape, even if it's old by now. Still too early to decide on Daniels, he hasn't played two full seasons.The rest I'm ok with.
>>157190223I would agree that 10 of those QBs can fill out the top 10
>>157190285Allen sucks more tho. At least herbshit doesn't have an open relationship
>>157190287Ya I refuse to. believe nix is anything but your run of the mill guys. He relies to much on his defense. Something mahomes hasn't done ever.
>>157190307Allen has won multiple playoff games and been to the AFCCG. I'm not disagreeing he's a choker or hasn't had boneheaded plays in big games, but Herbert has literally never won 1 single playoff game and has pretty much always looked bad in them.
>>157190223Rodgers has clearly aged out of being a top 10. He’s still average to above average just on his natural arm strength and his knowledge of the game alone, but he’s lost too many other physical aspects of his game. Could you imagine if Rodgers was still playing at the level he was from 19-21? With how bad QB play is in the league right now, he would have to be snubbed from winning MVPs, because everyone would be sick of him winning it.
>>157190223wheres kirk
>Saints are signing WR Chris Olave to a four-year extension worth up to $132 million, including $90 million guaranteed, his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus tell ESPN.
>>157190325With the exception of 2023 you mean, right?
>>157190358Las Vegas
>>157190367Good deal
>>157190368>ravens #1 offense and defense can't score more than 10 points on the chefs.
>>157190367$43m/year for OlaveYou're not tricking me. No one would ever pay that.
Jayden Daniels is the black Joe Burrow, for better and worse
>>157190385Yeah, exactly. That Chiefs defense was incredible. Mahomes won that game scoring 17, and it felt comfortable the entire time. Sneed and McDuffy in 23 is the best corner duo I can remember in the playoffs this decade.
>>157190325Having a good defense doesn't mean he relies on his defense. His offense still put up points and has came in clutch numerous times
>>157190367isn't he like halfway cte'd?
>>157190396Lol, he wishes. He is RG4
>>157190440
>>157190396Joe Burrow can read a defense tho
>>157190450Joey Paper Ligaments is the white RG3
>>157190456Oh, a win. How shit!
>male cowboys fans look like thisi apologize for all the mean things I said
>>157190367Jeremiah Smith is gonna be $200 million receiver at this rate
>>157190394>>157190367>its real
>>157190495What are you talking about? Cowboys fans are fat Mexicans
and the first fumble at Vikings training camp goes to Nin...Kyler?
>>157190492RG3 couldn’t hold Joe Burrow’s jockstrap. I forget the exact stat but during that “magical” rookie season I believe RG3 led the league in passes <5 yards beyond the LOS by doubling up second place, maybe even more. They shouldn’t have rushed him back, but Shanahan’s game plan made him seem a lot better than he was, similarly to kingsbury and Daniels (though that’s obviously a prediction and might be wrong).
>>157188830The rams needed one of the Colts wrs to fuck up so bad he cost them 14 points so they could escape on a walk of riggi td lol jones is nasty
>>157190553hes so fucking short lmao
>>157190513Whoops, my math is retarded. It's $33m/ year. Still a pretty sizeable overpay for a decent receiver.
>>157190576he's 5'10" which is literally above average. it's just that everyone else on the field is 6foot+
>>157183004TYBH
>>157190564>On a riggi TDColts defender tripped and Stafford found their gimmick fast guy on a deep route. Mitchell was cooked after that.
>>157190617>hes 5’10
CUTE
>>157190623But you only post this when you get mad. Do you think such dishonesty is good for you?
>>157190642>hes 5’10yes
>>157190654This is what I post when I'm mad.
You don't want to see what I post when I'm mad.
>>157190666>falling for worked heights i bet you think andre the giant was 8ft tall too
>>157190325>He relies to much on his defenseit's more than that. Payton has him running a babby offense that relies on roll-outs and easy swing passes and YAC. He's terrible in the pocket and doesn't have consistently good down-field throws.
You don’t want to see this bussy when I’m mad.
>>157190553KWAB>>157190666KWAB
>>157190553>kyler midget under-centerkek
>>157190748it would literally be illegal for a team to lie about his height
>>157190840If they lie about his height, will he die?
>>157190727
>>157190851UUUU
Reminder that Kevin Patullo is a terrorist
>>157190840everyone knew drew brees was 5’10 but they listed him as 6ft anyway
>>157190851>>157190851>>157190851>>157190851
>>157190895Did he think plays are just drawn up randomly?
>>157190918Nothing random about 4 verts or 4 curls, that's for sure
>>157190918To be fair that's probably Siriannis style
>>157190865>>157190911[sup]uuuu[/sup]
>>157190950Based
>>157190955be unpredictable. except on 4th down.
>>157190895>defense reacts differently >play fails>WTFFFF
>>157190918The most elite OCs put all their plays written on scraps of paper into a hat and draw from it during the game
>>157190957ᵘᵘᵘᵘKwab
>>157190970>what is a qb who can read a defense>what is an audible
>Broncos and Ravens above Patriotslol Salty ass bitches
>>157191007Ravens is just ridiculous. Broncos have a real argument though
>>157191007Broncos at 2 is insaneRavens a couple spots too high, but they're still contendersPackers and Vikings too highCowboys probably too high as well
>>157191028The Ravens are always contenders, until the games matter. Then LJ neeeeeeeeds more help. Like how much longer are we enabling this shit?
>The #Packers are signing former UFL champion Lousiville Kings WR Kaden Prather to a 1-year deal, per his agent Zac Hiller of LAA. A former #Bills seventh rounder.Holy fuck, WHO is stopping GB now?
>>157182831>white>tall>good hairBruh just lose 100 pounds and you'll be fine
>>157190727i hope it's your bussy
>>157190895Beaves legend sean mannion
>>157190895>terroristwhat cause is he fighting for?
>>157191007When did /sp/ stop doing power rankings?
>>157191108when jannies started banning people for them
>>157190851no, but gamblers can sue the team for knowingly providing false information for an extended period of time. prove he's shorter than 5'10" and it's literally free money
>>157191096creating the worst offemse you've ever seenunfortunate he didn't try the suicode bomber method
>>157191124>talk about sports>DING DONG BANNU>don't talking about sports >DING DONG BANNU againi still don't understand
>>157191108I don't know enough ball
>>157191158Git gud.
>>157191154if you need help understanding the way these “people” operate just watch this video and everything will make sense https://youtu.be/qBm3uYuAiDs
>>157191007>ravensWhat? I get that these rankings are always heavily biased for QBs but I still have no clue what people see in the Ravens (or Bills) when they keep underperforming year after year, their rosters just aren't very good and their star QBs, both of whom are heavily reliant on their athleticism, are only getting older. Bengals PR is also crazy, they haven't touched the playoffs in 4 fucking years
>>157191181surely this is AI
no refunds
>>157190996React in the Mailata interview is post snap, friend
>>157191166I'm trying
>>157191198>Blaming AJ Brown
>>157191144I’m not sure that’s true
>>157191185The AFC is just ass t.bh
MOMMY
>>157191198>first day of *training* camp>everybody isn't perfect alreadyoh my stars
>>157191203Well in that case you freak the fuck out and tuck n run
>>157191066Micah’s kneeJacobs’s ex gfThe worst team they play on their schedule every year for some reasonAnd ultimately the 2nd seed (unless it’s the Cowboys)
>>157191249Right?
I want a Puerto Rican gf
>>157191267>The worst team they play on their schedule every year for some reasonMakes me laugh every time
>>157191309grim
I want a Pacific Islander bf
>>157191198Remember patsfags talking shit about how Mac Jones was elite after one good season? Here we go again. They are blinded by how easy they had it with Brady. Maye will have a Carson Wentz career: elite, almost-MVP second season followed by being just good enough to keep the starting job with his initial team through his rookie contract, then teasing enough skill here and there to fool other teams into giving him one year prove-it deals.
I hate this part of the year because I can't tell if I should have hope or despair completely
>shitty divegrass tournament is over>board is still getting shitted up by divegrass faggotsi want it to end
>>157191327They're strong.
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS1. My team2. Your shit teams
>>157191330I actually buy all of this, damn
>>157191355the latter
>>157191407Make better threads then and push theirs down
>>157191355the former
>>157191330Multiple generations of patsfags think their organization is good and don't realize it was all Tom Brady's autism.
>>157191422Too bad reffies own ya
>>157191407Add this line to your filter list under the Subject sectionboards:sp;op:only;/^(?!.*\bnfl\b).*$/i # filter all threads except NFL
Why do they do it?
>>157191503Nah, I'm not an autist
>>157191453They just won a Championship and made the Owl. Cope.
>>157191560Suit yourself nigga
>>157191549Look at how fat and disgusting they all are
>>157191562Wow you beat... Jared Stidham and lost the owl so badly there were all kinds of allusions to when the Seahawks beat the Broncos.
mettiejettie status?
>>157191007>niners below the eagles and bears>a dilapidated niners team knocked out the eagles in Philadelphia >the niners played the bears and still won despite giving them 7 points and losing trent Williams on the very first offensive snapWait why the fuck are the Bungles at 10th?
>>157191645when the season's over you'll wonder why the bengals were so low
>>157191652joeybaumsworld’s glass bones won’t last the season, bucko.
>>157191198>taking down completion percentage and picks in TRAINING CAMPWill never not be retarded. It's literally an environment designed for you to fail at to work out kinks.
>>157191007wions too highnot feeling good about this season bros
>>157191645It's like AI wrote it based on ESPN articles.>>157191652That's now how Power Rankings work.
>>1571916459ers whole front office won't make the season
>>157191007>ravens perpetually at the top because they think lameme is going to carry the entire team on his back through 20 gamesEvery fucking year, man. Every single year the Ravens are treated like this absolutely unbearable juggernaut, this inevitable force of nature. 2023 was Lamar's best year and their best chance at ever winning a bowl and they lost at home in embarrassing fashion. Why people think Lamar 3 years older after 3 years worth of injuries more would somehow take the league by storm is beyond me.I know similar shit can be said about Josh Allen and the Bills, but at least they didn't miss the fucking playoffs in an incredibly weak division last year.
Turf is ridiculous It's literally carpet
>>157191743He literally gave up in the middle of last year
Is Jacoby Brissett the best post-Brady Pats QB? I don’t see how you could argue otherwise.
>>157191746Turf hurts desu senpai.
>>157191743>2023 was Lamar's best year His 2019 and 2024 seasons were way more impressive than 2023 lil bro
>>157191746Cool it with the antisemitism
>>157191769how many playoff games did he win?
Andrew Luck should unretire, he’d probably be the best QB now with how shit the current generation is
>>157191839NEW
>>157191733>>157191733>>157191733NEW
>>157191830He wasn't even top 10 when he played
>>157191859Yeah because Brady Brees etc. were still around. Actual good QBs
