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Tim Elliott fight week
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First for Usman
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fight week? the fight never ends brother -HH
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First for daddy dickdowns
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The crazy thing is Khabib would still be champion today if he never retired
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>>157187158
Tony “Anthony” Smith
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Lionheart status?
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>>157187164
volk would have taken him to the cleaners
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>>157187164
he wouldve been another rose for ilia
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But trust me, i will fight again
i will fight again
i will fight again
And there will be no Gane
But if you're ever confused
I stand with the Jews
I don't feel brave, I just need to behave like a human
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>>157187164
Wish he would teach his guys how to ground and pound
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>>157187181
solves the jon jones puzzle
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Anthony would've beaten Alex
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>>157187180
Topiglet was battered like a cheap whore by Khaddy's sloppy seconds
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>>157187193
Indeed, the best way to convince people you could beat Jon Jones is not to fight him.
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nepalese wmma have the cutest ears for nibbling on
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>>157187193
*spoiler*
>you cant
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>>157187202
Hahaha, no
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A lion protects his pride and Anthony would never let himself hurt his lioness.
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>>157187224
he quit on the stewl with a face like salisbury steak b
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>>157187180
Incontinentia Topiglet got permanent piggy prolapse from Garthdaddy’s BBC sadly
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>Hahaha, n- ACK
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>>157187196
i wish i could find that quote where he said some shit like “alex pereira just knows that i would stand in the middle and throw down with him”
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>>157187227
anthony and pride good one b
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>>157187232
And khabitch cheated weigh ins when he fought a lesser version of Gaethje and almost got stopped
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>>157187253
i'm not following what that has to do with mi hijo getting smothered by rockhead khabib
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>>157187237
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>Khabib
Who's that? We call him Khabitch, Khabitch Niggarunoff
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Khaddy made it look too easy.
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>And khabitch cheated weigh ins when he fought a lesser version of Gaethje and almost got stopped
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real recognize real
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>>157187281
Nice selfie, really captures your essence
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kvatso nurmagomadeoffwiththemoney
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https://youtube.com/shorts/t4D33xuRzow?si=659SKqvL1lCULFWK
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>>157187281
Unironically me.
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>>157187286
he should seek BJ Penn Council but I would say his wife is an imposter. Why else would Mr. Smith risk his family, and career unless he was defending his family?
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>>157187306
Hoenstly? Respect.
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>didn't remove the tracker
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I have new respect for KING green after he shit all over that boxer during their spar. /box/ will never recover
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i had left the zoots at the eagles nest fear not
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khoalburner never beat a black king
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>>157187335
and King Green is a young prospect. kids going places
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>>157187341
Nooo stop smoking weed and having sex you're triggering the sad incels!
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>>157187335
Begs the question, was the Ruffy heem a fluke?
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>>157187366
he beat the blackest fighter in lightweight history in michael “the menace” johnson
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>>157187034
if that was anime instead of Rick & Morty it'd be based btw
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>>157187395
if it was crack instead of weed it’d be based
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>>157187399
If it was meth instead of crack it'd be based
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>if that was anime instead of Rick & Morty it'd be based btw
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Imma be honest
yall trippin
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A sexy daddy vs. A black piggy
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*oz music plays*
*ab and yn leaders secretly meet to discuss the smiff question*
>dat dey's a honkey we ain't finna jive with dat turkey y'dig
>listen shine that's no wood they say the dad is one of yours
>he a honkey listen to him speak his pops finna be real light sucka
>look nigger if there's one thing i know it's racial purity and we ain't having that thing here
>cracka idk watchu thing gone happen but we sure as shit ain't taking that toxic avenger ahh in
>...
>...
>let's ask the muslims
>nigga he look like a pig be serious now
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Now that the potheadCord got mindheemed, the manchildCord are coming for rescue
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hell I'm high right now
high on life
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On paper, is smiff a worse person than jon?
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>>157187395
WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN DAD? I WATCH THAT SHOW ALL THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER AHHHHHHHH
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>>157187444
Jonones
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>>157187444
Everyone is a worse person than Jon
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>>157187444
Smith and Jones are good dudes. Really gonna go there dude? I mean cmon
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>>157187435
it's more the terpenes than the pot per mio (personalmente)
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>>157187444
He was just asserting dominance over his woman. She's at fault for trying to stay at the bar and slut it up.
This should be entirely legal. She should have feared even questioning him when he said to leave.
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>>157187482
He won't even understand what this means lol
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heeming whores is not illegal
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Anthrone Smith
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Why did she want to stay in the bar, though?
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>>157187501
it is actually
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Here lies Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
Beloved by those who knew
Hated by those who knew not
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>>157187501
actually here it is but being a wmma for hire is legal once more the man is left to foot the bill
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>>157187431
There's no way his kid would look like that if it was his right? Despite him being 20 percent blap, there's no way his 10 percent daughta would look like this. Someone explain heemnetics to me
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what does strickland even mean? Land of the strick? the fuck?
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>>157187534
You really want to know? It's probably not of any interest to you
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Anthony smitch is a disgusting pig looking freak

The prototype amerimutt
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>>157187534
It’s a place in the lake district
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>>157187534
You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention, the reason
I know that I am stricken and can't let you go
When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
That you are crippled by all that I've done
Into the abyss will I run
Into the abyss will I run
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>>157187553
i just be curious yafeelme
>>157187564
what's it got to do with mma?
>>157187568
hu?
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IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/Hu4WGtACBEQ
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>>157187513
Good point, we need to hear Lionheart’s side of the story before coming to any conclusions…
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>>157187531
>20 percent blap
his dad is a nigga(er)
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>>157187602
The surname Strickland (early forms include Stirkeland) is derived from the place-name Stercaland, given to a manor in the former county of Westmorland near Penrith, Cumbria. The place-name is Old English, from stirc, styr(i)c or steorc bullock, and land, a piece of land or pasture.

tldr: anglo horseshit
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>>157187602
https://youtu.be/MsTXcJGeYEg?si=kfQ6gqO56u7jzlvX
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This makes piggies leak their diapers.
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>>157187616
Then smiff would look like Gayton Talbutt
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volkanovski smashing hasbullas soft head in with a dirty brick from his backyard then processing him through a sausage grinder to be made into a cool ranch doritos cassoulet
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>>157187444
Jones only beat up a N lover
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>>157187621
>Steorc: An ancient Germanic and Old English root word (stirc or styr(i)c) meaning a young cow or bull

Khamzat bros......our bull gaped us
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>>157187638
Okay man thats enough
Getting hungry here
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doggystyle pov white girl pixie cut big ass. lets go for that
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Calling the LawrenceCord
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Cuz I am Strickland and can't let you gooooo

Ooaah ah ah ah!
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>>157187674
how about flagellating yourself with a bough of nettles for three hours instead playa
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imagine preferring looking at the ass like babe hide that pretty face and big titties smdh couldn't be me!
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>>157187699
mmmmmmmmmm nyo
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>>157187444
Jones is small fry. Gooby is the real coke head, Smiff is the real DV champ
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>>157187699
Oooo, let's go for that!!
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yeah heeming whores ain't illegal
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John Stirkland
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Sean Kirkland
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Sean "The Philly Seall" Strickland
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*enters the thread*
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25 minutes until Slap Kino
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oh are we pretending to care about promotions outside the ufc again?
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>>157187819
We've always watched power slap here new friend
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>>157187621
ok so bullshit yeah
>>157187623
ts ain't tuff nigguh
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>>157187395
Is DBZ /heem/ approved anime?
Asking for a friend
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>>157187819
Rizin, jungle fights and redneck brawl for me bud
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>>157187564
i have been there the lake district very nice actually quite pleasant would recommend
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Forget the name, Belial Uhhh something uhhh yeah fuggetaboutit
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>dana paying shills now to push power slap
Aint nobody falling for yall weak tricks here
maybe try at leddit
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>>157187897
Baal Moloch
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if you don't want to see people unconcious you're not built for heem
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>>157187897
Belial Mahabharata.
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christhony smiffoit
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>>157187819
Only real heem enthousiasts watch King of the Streets
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>>157187948
Based
Do they still do events?
They should keep it hools only
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>>157187948
gurucels fear this
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Listen, Bel Momat
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Imagine this *heems you*
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>>157187948
Is there any way to watch that crap other than yt?
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>>157188025
pay
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>>157188048
where to pay?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MYtVMTURk

Sleems are starting
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>>157188012
*feints*
*feints*
*taps at range*
*feints*
*runs with hands up in victory at the final 10 seconds*
Better luck next time, french faguette
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>>157187978
This location was one of their best
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>>157188048
That goes against my principles, I’m afraid.
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>>157188064
THANK YOU DANA
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we're all fucking retards
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>>157188069
*pretends one of the feints hit in the eye and requests a timeout*
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Smokin' out, pourin' up
Keepin' lean up in my cup
All my car got leather and wood
In my hood we call it "buck"
Everybody wanna ball
Holla at broads at the mall
If he up, watch him fall
Nigga, I can't fuck wit' y'all
If I wasn't rappin', baby
I would still be ridin' Mercedes
Comin' down and sippin' daily
No record 'til daner pay me
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>>157188073
Left guy is Zelva Kosednar a slovenian pro mma fighter, he is a hool, representing Green Dragons but still a pro mma fighter
Did not know he had more fights in Kots
From what I heared they pay like 500eur to fight kek
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>>157188087
I wouldn't fuck one desu
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>>157188064
FAGGOTS DONT WATCH POWER SLAP
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>>157188107
is being an ultra a solid base for mma cf jiri
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>>157188108
the kick back like a horse you're missing out
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>>157187948
>2 refs hop the fence to smack a guy who was grabbing the fighters shirt
Herb would never
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>>157188126
Not really
Jiri is an exception to every possible rule
Do we have any jiri fighitng tapes as a hools?
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>>157188143
it ain't right
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>>157188158
there is one i saw on yewchewb once proper mass heeming
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Power Slap rules
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>It's over, dana...
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>>157188215
link?
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why dont these slappers just get a metal plate inserted into their hands?
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>>157188231
this side by side is a wonderful aesthetic b i like how it makes the mini luke look like a spectre
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>>157188064
>Sheena bathory
Bathory is the best metal band of all time based last name.
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>>157188107
There's a couple guys who are probably on a pro level and could beat some UFC cans
I think the events are too brutal to really make some big money
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>>157188231
Ohh Dana is in tatters
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never mind found it
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5tsCPIA9HIYsi=AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOp
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>>157188231
I've never been more certain that Dana will win.
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im not saying JakeFL will beat UFC
but i do think jewFC is kind of thin in their roster
they don't have the moat they used to
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>>157188243
You're joking but I wonder what THE way to cheat at this sport is. Like how boxing has plaster in gloves or MMA has greasing
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dana white has agreed to put on womens clothing and commit violent suicide live on television after learning of the merger between mvp and gfl
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>>157188269
are you brown? gtfo of Finland you filthy sandnigger
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uralchads now is our time
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This doo looks like Brandon Moreno but chinky
I'm rooting for him
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>>157188288
Fuck you dude. We ain't racist.
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>>157188288
that is a literal somali
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>>157188231
Sometimes it seems like Luke just wants the UFC down not what's good for MMA overall, like some kind of petty revenge for Dana's WGAF but obviously this could just me being jealous of him.
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>>157188309
disgusting
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SLEEM WOBBLY
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how do i differentiate between finbro and finsomalibro?
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ANTUNNEH SMIFF
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>>157188236
Power slap in any search engine, like bing.
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>>157188315
ask me about Jones or skirt
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>>157188315
you don’t have to if you filter the finnish flag it gets both of them
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>>157188315
There is actually 3 of them, cloza, somalifin and the pothead fin
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>>157188231
*does 8 events per year*
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>the fix is in
they fear us
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HE ATE IT UP
THIS DOO FINNA GET SLEEMED DEAD THIS ROUND
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Wow great card
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>>157188328
there are 4 at peak hours
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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English fag cheated
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>RIGHT ON ONE?
>RIGHT ON ONE!
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robbery
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Basbros, it's over. Turns out he's another Joey Diaz/Tim Kennedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waBMx0YRq_o
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OHHHHHH CHINAMAN SLEEMED!!!
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>>157188310
Yeah, he's always complained about le fighter pay but never once complained about the fact that PFL fighters got paid the same or less than market value compared to UFC. Starting with 10/10-12/12 contracts and with tournament structure and limited weight classes per season, 50% of fighters who lost that first tourney bracket were shit out of luck getting no fights but still under the same le evil exclusivity contract as UFC.
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>>157188406
why a zoomers so anit human
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Take it to the sleem thread, faggots.
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>>157188406
all dutch people chat shit b it's part of their culture is there anything egregious
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>>157188417
Nah, I think I'll stay right here bitch
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>>157188417
Sleem is /heem/, stop being gay
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>>157188417
Slap is world wide, tune in on youtube.com
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getting caught doing steroids in fuckin powerslap ahahahahahahahahahahhAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH what a fuckin faggot
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If sleem wasn't heem I wouldn't be seeing Medic on my screen right now
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>>157188406
>Joey Diaz/Tim Kennedy
Those are some far parameters you're putting up
Can you elaborate?
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finna bun one for are fallen qazaq
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>>157188434
What makes you think it was roids? They never said he popped for performance enhancing drugs.
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>>157188414
His argument for that is ''dana set the standart and PFL follows his lead''
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Power Slap is what carries the ufc
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>>157188451
they don't pop for coke or heroin anymore it was obviously roids retard
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Popped for methamphetamine
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where does the power in a powerslap come from?
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>Talking about Japanese jiu jitsu and MMA for this dude doing slap
nice accolades fat guy
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>>157188423
Can confirm
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>>157188471
Proof of this, or you just talking out your ass like usual?
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>>157188439
liars, fabulists, tall tale tellers, exaggerators, Münchhaurseners
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>>157188480
The hips
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>>157188472
>>157188451
His opponent popped too what a bunch of useless rejected retards
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Bros recomand me some PS2 games to download. Not well known ones
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humulene/caryophyllene with limonene for flavor
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/box/cel here for some SLEEEEM
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>>157188480
FAS
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>>157188497
he got a longer sentence than his opponent who go t caught for recreational drugs (coke, meth) so it was obvious he did roids
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>>157188499
7 Sins
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>>157188499
Rachet and Clank series
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>>157188501
free on youtube tuck in lad
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This 42 year old 263 lbs ELITE athlete ATE IT UP
It's time for the return SLEEM
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>>157188509
Hoyl fucking based
>>157188511
Fuck yuo. Respectfully.
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>>157188499
Prince of Persia Warrior Within
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omg what a weak slap by our Japanese jiu jitsu bro
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ayyo this doo sucks
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>the absolute state of heavweight sleemers
Universally big boys are all cans
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Japanese jiu jitsu bro is tough as fuck
gtfo with the flinching shit they literally let a guy get away with it
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>>157188499
not well known? that's tawlf b have you played vib ripple
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>2 for flinching is a real rule
That's pretty rad
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i love sheena lads
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very weak slaps...
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gtfo here herziog fuck off he's literally setting him up to get hit harder
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>>157188523
Ultraman games are fun
I've been playing midnight club 2 and 3 lately
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>>157188570
Is this real
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Herzog should be powerslapped
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what's the point of the coaches in this "sport"?
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>>157188570
she looks like more trouble than she's worth
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>>157188576
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FAIR? he hit in the eye Herzog faggot
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underwhelming bout
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>bro seeing some other dude fuck her is sooo hot
that's porn
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The rules of this sport seem so arbitrary if you'd excuse my candor
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>>157188591
She's beautiful.
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>>157188605
getting a pussy on your face isn't sex bud
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Alic seems like a fun dude.
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>>157188492
Im sure Joey embellished his stories for the comedic factor, but really was a wild character. Tim Kennedy sold straight lies to sell his books. He appears to have missed out on the golden years of Delta Force deployments so he made up heroic combat stories
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>>157188612
The stepping call when the other guy flinched again lol
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IT'S FINNA, YOU DONK
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>>157188525
Thats so well kown b stop
>>157188566
Thats vib ribon b but respect
>>157188574
Ultarman? Based thank you
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JAPANES JIU JITSU BROS WEVE WON IT ALL
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"Jacked" Changwanese bros... Why can't we ever get it right?
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Oh my favuoruite movie? Jiu Jitsu staring Nichloas Cage Coppola
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>>157188665
The slavic genes were holding him back from continuing but the Chinese genes forced him to bow
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>>157188665
Only Jeets have the asian genes needed to succeed in Powerslap.
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>>157188665
Asians can't fight.
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>SERBIANS ARE ALL WIGGERS
SAD!
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>>157188665
Guy back there loves his job, and I can’t blame him.
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Indians record in powerslap : 2- 23
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this commentary is absolute horseshit christ help me
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why do people in their 30s look so old compared to past generations?
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PowerSlap Laura Sanko’s arse
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Getting heemed by occipital neuralgia
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I feel like something's wrong here but I don't know what.
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>>157188718
Ur old
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>>157188718
white people bred with the help
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>>157188718
worse diets
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>>157188644
ribbon8s the playstation 1 game they made for everyone except usa ripple is the sequel for ps2 they only made for japanadians. Respectfully
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FUCK YOU ENGERLAND
SLEEM THIS FAT DOOFUS
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Bisping will do anything for a pound note
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>>157188463
That's why I think he's disingenuous or retarded when it comes to how the market value is what it is. If he really wants the overall market value of an mma fighter to raise faster, it can't be one company, poofc, being the only one to raise the bar. It must be another org then raises the bar and the ufc matches and exceeds the price competitively, to which the other org exceeds that, all while having something to show for it with it bringing in more profit. If it doesn't than the one overpaying is essentially giving charity and they won't survive.
The only times PFL would pay more, is for poached ex-ufc fighters. But like any job, they were just paying that fighter a little more than they were worth at their previous job. Then Luke would try to convince his audience that PFL were paying more when we know now it was never true.
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>>157188718
people think i'm 15 years younger
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>>157188718
they’re old matures
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>>157188744
what about becky asking for a friend
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>>157188734
I fucking kneel
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SLEEM
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BLOOD!
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SLEEM LEAKY
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
>>
JUST BLEED
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>>157188570
>>157188591
just got done cuming for the third time today and I could go another round because of these pics
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JUST BLEEEEEEED
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>>157188762
REBECCA WILL YOU NOSH OFF THIS FINNISH GUY
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god damn, didn't even look like that hard of a slap
>>
>>157188776
tooth cuts the face
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>>157188785
then he has fucked up teeth
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Christ.
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they re gonna have a hell of a time stitching the inside of his mouth up
>>157188791
no not necessarily the friction can cause a cut too
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Guys are you seriously watching PowerSlap right now? Its fucking noon on the west coast
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British power
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Does anyone work the body in power slap?
>>
Not a bad way to make 3k really
>>
>>157188799
Quit my job to watch power slap
>>
can you backhand slap in this sport?
>>
Eric Spicely got paid 2 and 2 to do PowerSlap
>>
based walkout
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>>157188801
If you flinch thrice, you get to smack the pecker
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>>157188808
there is the risk of ending up like bisping in the head
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I WANT THESE LADIES TO SLEEP ME IN MY FACE, BALLS, BATTY AND DICK
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is sheem sleem as bad as sheem heem?
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girlslap time!!!!
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This will be my first female powerslap fight
I'm not sure how I feel about that
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>>157188847
SHEEM sleem is way better they get right to the hiting
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>>157188846
>batty
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remember watching my wife sheena sleem this heroin addict
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>>157188855
Wishing you luck soul sister
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>>157188847
no it's where they excel and shitters like paige are few and far between
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>Bunch of gayboys talking about slapping
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KO please
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>>157188499
Yu-Gi-OH War of the Roses. Thank me later
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>>157188499
Predator: concrete jungle
I dont know how well known Hitman:Contracts really is nowadays?
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>>157188873
nice selfie
>>
What if I get a titanium rod in my forearm?
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>>157188873
i look like this and do this
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>>157188873
that's its pal meet me on burrard st for a quick heeming
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>>157188888
it would be extremely painful
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What race is Robin?
I would weem her bagina btw
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>>157188888
Woah look at those digits
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>serb fighting out of thailand
what
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>the more experienced slapper
LOL
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Imagine if God didn't create niggers, who would commit all that crime?
>>
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>>157188888
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>>157188873
its not gay if its your own meng
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Mfw preparing for sleems
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>>157188916
me
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I don't like watching this QT get slightly sleemed
>>
HOLY FUCKIN SLEEM
SERBIAN PRINCESS
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lmao
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Surely Dana will get sued for this abuse
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why do they all slap from the same angle? why not slap from some wacky angle to catch your opponent off-guard?
>>
>>157188940
GO TAKE HER SPOT THEN
>>
this is so fucking rigged
Just letting her cheat because you don't want it to be awkward
>>
they banned 360 jump slap because it was deemed too dangerous
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Permanent brain damage for 1k

Grim.
>>
SHE PULLED THAT REFS CARD LMAO
>>
this would be greatly improved with jr and the king handling the commentary
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>>157188977
A woman with cte might fall in love with you
>>
SHEEM TEARY
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why do all the coaches speak english
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>>157188977
>for 1k
That much?
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Imagine they put a pit of spikes behind the sleemers and the pit has like snakes and poison acid and fire in it and rusty nails and stuff
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>>157188916
Depends on the crime, if it's white collar crime then nothing changes
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>>157189005
DAAAAANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LET THIS NIGGA COOK
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ive seen enough
put her in with sheena
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SHES JUST A WOBBLY BROAD
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>>157189004
i trust daner doesn't provide accommodation or transport
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>>157188499
Little indie game called Simpson Hit and Run. Or THUG2
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SHE CLUB HER ON THAT LAST ONE BADLY
>>
If anyone is going to Hell it’s Dana White
>>
WHAT IS THIS VOICE WHAT THE FUCK
SHEEM HAS A MENG
>>
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more slap! more slap! more slap!
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>>157188879
This loks cool thank yku
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This bitch has to be a tranny no?
>>
>>157189033
Do they at least get complementary handshakes and hotdogs
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You faggots with the brain damage horseshit need to shut the fuck up its a fuckin woman they're already brain damaged plus none of you even use your fuckin brain stop acting like you do
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i would deepthroat her clit
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>>157189059
i used my brain when i fucked your mom
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>>157189065
Highest T poster
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>>157189059
A woman with a mean over hand right
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>>157189056
but of course
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BOXCHADS WINNING
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>>157189074
Look at those fast twitch muscle fibers. Gooby is built different
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haha how can she slap?? remember that one guys
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slap is on
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>>157189071
youre the self proclaimed virgin who's scared of women tho
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whats up with all the empty seats? do the serbs not appreciate a good sleeming?
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>>157189091
No one ever answered this age old question btw
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>>157188499
True crime nyc
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>>157189074
If he stuck to cocaine, he would't have turned into this husk of the washed raped corpse of gooby, mental note to never EVER touch psychedelics
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>>157189098
i'm scared of getting your mom pregnant, giving you a lil bro, lil bro
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I’m a phenomenal, Black Woman.
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>>157189112
lmao kek ahahahah you're a virgin
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>>157189098
who spends 40 euros a week on the lottery if i remember correctly too
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>>157189112
You got heemed. Sit down snd be silent for a few minutes bro.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU
IT'S TIME FOR DUMPLING
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Spain is getting heemed by Moroccans
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LET'S GO DUMPLING
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>>157189091
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>>157189126
that’s a fairly small amount of money for the average dedicated gambler i’d say
>>
Does Dumpling have a first name?
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>>157189126
i spend like 80€ a month on different lotteries and it doesn't matter cuz I make good money
>>
or was it even more
>>157189141
y-y-yes t-tito san
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>>157189143
Probably better than your 5 gorillian pakistanis
Not by much but it's still probably better
>>
>>157189122
>>157189139
I fuck your mom
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>>157189146
it was 80 but on the lottery man that's legit retarded and tells you all you need to know about the "man"
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>>157189141
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>>157189143
Why am i still here
>>
dis nibba called dumpling o no
>>
there are niggas itt who are too poor to spend 80€ monthly on stupid ass lottery tickets like lmao
>>
>>157189164
Youve made countless posts about how much of a loser you are bro. Take it easy man.
>>
>>157188499
Silent hill.
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>>157189143
haven't i seen this before the fence looks familiar
>>
>>157189156
Ok rabbi
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>>157188499
downhill domination
>>
>>157189168
ICE COLD DUMPLING
>>
>>157189187
My state is rad though, sorry.
>>
>>157189184
i'll take your mom's ass, go to town on it
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>>157189187
Okay paki
>>
they should fire buffer listen to how much cleaner this is
>>
Britain benefitted from Moroccan talent (Lee murray), ur welcome nigel
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>>157189213
sounds very soulless
>>
>>157189199
I wet hiking in North Dakota last year that place was like Saskatchewan how desolate it felt, love that place, great state.
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>>157189184
>stop the fight
Dont bully the virgin
that shit is sad, its like punch a severily downed opponent
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moroccan wmma have the cutest noses in the world iykyk
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>YUM YUM YUM YUM BLYAT
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sleem that fucker
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>>157189213
The ''make some noise'' Mexican guy is much better
>>
0 chance Lee Murray is actually morrocan, morrocans look like escaped monkeys. Lee Murray looks like an established gentleman.
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>>157189224
that's the crowd and spectacle the introductions are quiet and tidy no homo theatrics
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>>157189246
I love AI
>>
SLEEM
>>
DUMPED
HE HAS BEEN DUMPED
>>
Dumpling is a fucking beast
>>
>>157189236
Youre right sorry
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>>157189205
Turn off your monitor
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DUMPLING TOO STRONK,
EVEN SLEEMS HIM WHEN HE GETS THE SLAP
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You seriously watching that shit ?
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Today was the last day at the gym before summer break I'm already starting to feel like I might get drunk and call a nigger a nigga in an airport I'm not myself without those light sparring sessions where you are both afraid to throw
>>
damn, what happened to zales? He was a lot better than this before powerslap
>>
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
SLEEEEEEM
>>
SLEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
DUMPLING IS STILL THE SLEEM KING
HE'S FUCKING
BAAAAAAAAAACK
>>
SLEEEM
>>
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>>157189262
This. I just had some problems with my PC and couldn’t find a solution but AI did
>>
IM POOOOING
>>
alright you've convinced me, I am going to watch that crap
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>You seriously watching that shit ?
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>>157189293
don’t do it bro just come to the crib the boys are all here
>>
powerslap is consistently entertaining
>>
>>157189323
ya watch my poo bitch aaahahahahahaha
>>
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>>157189330
its the only channel I get
>>
SLAVS HATING OTHER SLAVS WHAT NEW?
>>
promo's good
>>
>>157189330
>>157189343
kek, the french audio is throwing me off, its french right??
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>>157189331
Fuck you man
>>
one mom joke is all it took to mentally heem the canadian, I am truly terrifying
>>
>>157189356
What? Why are you watching it in french?
>>
Best part about power slap? Muslims aren't allowed to watch.
>>
reading the "french" posts makes me need to zoot more
>>
>>157189367
fuck im retarded, i didnt realize i clicked on the french stream lmao
>>
>>157189361
Yeah terrifying to women LOL go get some pussy nigga damn
>>
Is Bisping commenting??????
>>
hmm I wonder if his small brain can comprehend that's its more than one Canadian raping him?
>>
I feel you creepin', I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo?
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo?
And possibly bend you over?

Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
>>
>>157189410
He's getting gaped and raped by the true Frenchman Quebecois BVLLS?
>>
>>157189419
Vive la Quebecois!
>>
>>157189404
Bisping is on his phone while calling the event. LOVE YOU MIKE
>>
He dont understand that many people dont like him lil Peppy LePeu ass unfucked virgin nigga kek
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>>157189393
yeah uhhhhh i can't
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>>157189418
>>
why do they call him the alligator algae?
>>
Woke up early for this card. Thank you Hunter Campbell sar
>>
>>157189434
you think it's for the money or he's really interested?
>>
>>157189442
Bitch
>>
>>157189446
It's alligator orgy, retard
>>
>>157189438
malaka has many names but i propose we keep it simple and call him faguette
>>
I'm a mix between Brendan Schaub and Emilia Clarke
>>
>>157189471
hot
>>
>>157189453
Sorry, you can no long post on /sleem/ after getting stuffed and puffed by multiple Canadians
>>
>>157189471
Strange mix, so you are both hot and funny?
>>
>>157189479
It's probably just one guy larping and I stuffed them first they're just breathing their final breaths
>>
took that well
>>
Would love to try The Beast. Don't think they sell it here unfortunately.
>>
What did France do to trigger the chinaman so badly?
>>
he blew a snot rocket lol
>>
>probably one guy
>they
broken bitch
>>
>>157189505
don't worry lad, you can try The Beast for free *unzips pants*
>>
>>157189523
Lmao
gaped that goober
>>
he ate a snail kek
>>
Banana would look so funny if you isolated him measuring in a webbum
>>
>>157189507
Basically one canadian posted something and I heemed him mentally then kept going again and again. Then another post with the canadian flag claimed to be a second canadian poster. Now you got "two" canadians and one finn who are totally mentally heemed by me and they're just seething. It's a weird quantum heem, by heeming one I have actually heemed its superposed self and his quantum linked self. Three heems in one basically.
>>
NO FAIR HE HAS NO CHIN SO HE CAN'T BE SLEEMED
>>
>>157189553
Youre a real double threat. You know 5 years ago that was a winnable fight for them.
>>
*hides french post*
exciting sleem card this
>>
thatw ain't a club on the second one at all
>>
step inside the cage, let me be your nightmare
>>
>>157189553
We are all laughing at you every time you post here lol, your life and mental state sound like hell. Im posting all this from my office at home.
>>
what was that boondocks music
>>
>>157189443
crazy how far animal domestication has gone
>>
>>157189568
The canadians I understand why I heemed them but honestly the finn is a mystery. I heemed him like 3 years ago when i first started posting here and he's been seething ever since. I don't even remember what I said at the time
>>
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wow
>>
chama will do anything for a peso
>>
>>157189143
winning the world cup came at the price of this + topturo losing the belt
>>
>>157189599
OH THAT'S DEEP
IT'S OVER STOP THE FIGHT
>>
>>157189605
kwab
>>
>>157189587
I am so mentally heemed nothing you say can hurt me, I literally have no chin or brain anymore you can't heem me
>>
sure, thats nice, now shut the fuck up
>>
>>157189624
You are a really sad pathetic excuse for a man. I will no longer speak to you.
>>
damn France you've really lost the plot bud
>>
Why is he still yapping?
write a blog, bitch
>>
Alright now that the bitches quit, let's watch some powerslap
>>
a veritable fleet of canadians
>>
>>157189656
Lose weight
>>
>>157189599
Sean will taste better.
>>
Katie Price forever
>>
>>157189656
Can you use your own tit as a gravy bib? Honhonhonhon
>>
>>157189679
pasta? I could've sworn it was a plate of cold cuts but yeah I guess he Muslim they don't eat cold cuts or something like
>>
>>157189672
how much?
>>157189679
somebody needs to tell this doo that it might sound tuff in his language but it sounds fucking gay in english
>>
>>157189682
Niko Price's potent sperm
>>
SOMEBODY
>>
>>157189505
>>157189528
pretty sure Brock Lesnar is retires
his win over carwin is really underrated ngl
>>
i didnt think black people liked smashmouth
>>
warms my heart to see the frenchtard get a good hazing
>>
>>157189688
i can't unfortunately
>>
HEY NOW
YOU JUST GOT SLEEMED
GO SLEEP
>>
why even have this rematch, the nigga clearly slept the messican in their previous match
>>
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marilyn manson smash mouth this playlist tonight has been problematic to say the least folks
>>
>>157189704
Yeah you're still seething he got your ass bad
>>
What are you watching?
>>
If The Bell sleems he's probably the GOAT of combat sports
>>
>>157189727
he ducked me actually
>>
Bleem incoming
>>
>>157189736
who are you quoting?
>>
>>157189736
powerslap on youtube
>>
BASED RACIST MESSICAN
>>
You ain't shit.
>>
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>>157189745
>>
>>157189745
What's powerslap?
>>
>>157189755
excatly what it soundslike
>>
>>157189755
*SLEEMS you*
Right there bud
>>
>>157189755
powerslap deez nuts!
>>
>>157189755
Gay shit for homos
>>
good round
>>
>>157189755
Ohhhh dude, it's the BEST thing ever :
https://www.youtube.com/live/91MYtVMTURk
>>
DON'T DO IT OG
>>
make it a gaethje thread
>>
>>157189767
Monitor on
>>
>The Bell Dibbell

Who writes this shit?
>>
Make it Emilia Clarke related
>>
I really like this chicano dork
>>
championship rounds now
>>
they should put the womemes from earlier in with these guys lol
>>
>>157189809
>>157189809
>>157189809
>>
>>157189799
Shut up man
>>
this rematch was unnecessary. The messican does not have heeming power
>>
>>157189779
You really crave attention eh little friend? Begging for attention from strange men like your whore mother
>>
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>>157187178
volk would get thrown out of octagon



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