Dump beast is on another level in slap terms
Dumpling edition
>powerslap watchers
>>157189809this guy looks like me. could i be a pro slapper?
Perez is a tough dude but he's losing. Hard to imagine there's suddenly going to be a sleem.
Power Hap
>>157189832I think you could
DUMPLING CHADS GIVE THIS CHICANO CUNT YOUR ENERGY
Hap Slap
>>157189830Sup spammy
>>157189830Theres nothing gay about powerslap. Mma on the other hand.
i'm team dibbell
made sheperd's pie in honour of dumpling's victory
excellent and very close match
>>157189860fuckin hell yeah!
black guy flinched like 3 times
Dumpling waters
Give them 20 rounds. I want to see some brain damage
>>157189833you were saying
>>157189879Re-read the post. All of it.
>>157189859
>>157189859Actually you are team unloved weirdo whos love interests are doomed to niggerdick
This shit is so riggedPicking and choosing when to apply gay rulesDIBBLE FLINCHED EVERY TIME
charly knows what her butthole tastes like
If we are honest and not in a Luke Thomas echo chamber, PFL and MVP combined barely pull powerslap numbers
>>157189886yeah he said he was retiring if he lost so of course they'd throw him the decision and set up a super fight with Dumpling
>>157189881you ask a lot from me
>>157189885I feel bad for what I said earlier about your mom desu, I didn't think you'd be this mad
I always thought Serbia was a 3rd world country.
>>157189891PFL has been decent, and if they invested in flying their entire PFL Africa roster to be slaughtered in the States they would get some good youtube like slap from all the third worlders
the tillcord is NOT happy about the ariel interview
Babyyy, babyI just wanna dance, I just wanna dance~
>>157189906you said that about my mom and I'm glad you're sorry pal
Thanks Serbia
>>157189906That wasnt me you were saying that to. Im just really tired of badly mentally stinted retards ruining this website. Guess its a losing battle, where else will you go.
Queen Sleema sounds exactly like Valentina but unlike Stenchenko she's actually about that life and WILL sit on your face
>>157189939
>tfw you can't convince your messican wife to dress like a mayan and let you sleem her Spussy
>the men wear tshirts>the women wear brasnice now replace the ugly ones with hot ones
dont blink
JUMP
>>157189989Id wipe my dick off on your forehead and youd just smile and say thanks kek
why dont they have hot guys in speedos replace the ring girls for women fights?
if you punch your opponent but still knock them out badly is that a foul and NC or a foul and win?
Is that a real woman
>>157190016HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157190008is that what your mom said I did to her?
>>157189891MVP will have to be a meme fight promotion for the next 2-3 years before they have enough cash to get real fighters. Gonna be more Ronda Rousey type fake fights
Abby montes is kinda cute
Romero vs Till should be on MVP if not they're missing out on the most exciting fight in the past 3 years
>the retard is still "ur mom" spamming two threads latergrim
>>157190028You admitted to being a braindead unfucked loser virgin bro I dont know why you say that
The hungarian hermaphrodite ye
>>157189934
>>157190054your mom's just that easy
>>157190052and I already forgave him for it too such a little pest
>>157190052Dead mom?
oh fuck the megsican chin is unsheemableI don't feel good, sleema bros.......
sheena would be hot if you replaced her face with a hot person's face
Shes beautiful
>>157190064Then why you still replying to my posts? bitch ass nigga stand ya base stand ya base ya mad rat
both of these women are godesses
she's too smol
>>157190063Bro I feel bad for you. Your life is a mess and you cant get those years back
>>157190085kek that's the other Canadians raping you
>>157190085Stop bitching you fucking loser
>>157190088abby? sure. sheena? also yeah>>157190093you need to relax and move on
>>157190036It's a catch-22, you are either a soulless promo bringing established stars from the UFC and regionals or you are a serious one gathering the best of the best and taking the risk of drawing less eyes
>>157190115Admit we raped you and I will move on
there's something erotic in that eyeroll sheena keeps doing
should never admit to being raped but here we are and he said it.
Why do they pick and choose when they defensive foul?This messican gal is turtling
They should slap asses instead
>>157190130>begging for a fake winBIG yikes. I don't even wanna hit you anymore
>>157190137the deep state and clinton criminal network have their tentacles everywhere brother
>>157190148there is an anime about women in bikinis fighting with they tits and asses. I don't remember the name though
>>157190160It's called Power Slap
>doesn't even know which round it isdear oh dear
how do they even train this shit
So you got an american sleem cornerman and an mexican american sleem cornerman and you decided to pair up the mexican chick which clearly doesn't understand english with the american?
man Skate2 was fuckin good amazing soundtrack
>>157190201so you're saying it's rigged??
Quit tootin your cake horn
Usman Nurmagomedov is fighting tomorrow, who knew?
Abby has flinched every single time and they let her do it
>>157190210Downloaded that the other day it's definitely the best skate game
faguette
I think it's a Montes win here
Is powerslap part of the ufc?
>>157190230It's ridiculous and also this sucked
now kiss
Power Brap
no way these doos are actually watching that shit lmao
>>157190228is he the one who merab beat i always get them confused
>>157190233skate3 is so shit in comparison to the first 2.
>>157190236Baked that bitch
>>157190240UFC is a part of Powerslap
powerslap >> poofc
Abby Montes, wow what a talent
>>157190240TKO are so embarrassed by power slap that they don't mention it anywhere on their website.
hello. im pooing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm_sjGgQRNMwell bathorychads as the song says that's the name of the game.
>>157190280based slapchad
>>157190256Skate 3 and the new one only appeal to people who like the hall of meat ragdoll crap
Pretty good sleems. Can't wait for UFC from Serbia on Saturday. Dana doing work.
GTFIH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQPefPqXi0kwe are live lukechads
>>157190293oh yeah that free to play one that died 2 months in, I hate modern gaming
hello i am indian
i am gay
i am aapo
>>157190313>>157190317The dichotomy of /heem/
alright that was a good power slap event, incredible moment
>>157190328kek
>>157190280>>157190313>>157190317All me btw
>That mechanic dude already retired >Wolverine and The Bell about to retire >PVZ afk >Sleema dood >Jake Hager dood >that Turp guy is fat It ain't looking bright
>>157190311I was excited to play the new Gears of War and then the indian CEO of xbox heemed me and said it's not allowed on playstation. I wanted my classic dudebro action god dammit. Guess I'll just continue using UFC 6 as a toy and fight heavyweights as Joshua Van
>>157190329Good now FUCK OFF haha jk man but seriously you need a father figure
But trust me, i will fight againi will fight againi will fight againAnd there will be no GaneBut if you're ever confusedI stand with the JewsI don't feel brave, I just need to behave like a human
>>157190313based slapchad
any gays ?
>>157190365Turn off your monitor
>>157190359slimes jon jones
>>157190348>Indian ceothere's the problem there, they didn't make me CEO of Xbox.
Watching this now https://www.youtube.com/live/gAIJW8JUY5U
>>157190374
>>157190390love goofy asian womensimple as
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka Yeah I think about her everytime I hit the hookah
sorry just gonna drop a maestic song and dip for the nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MclLF473XtA
>>157190390Why do they look Korean?
>>157190356lol haha ok lol
the indian dude tapped
sorry just gonna drop a majestic album and dip for the nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rRssnjWBmA
>>157190415wouldn't mind strumming her harp iykwim
>>157190415Nah you should stay since you're the alright leaf
this shit kinda sucks without the sound, not gonna keep watching
>>157190478I share the same thoughts
>>157190487Weird because your mom sucks with the sound>GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCK
Mark working factory
>>157190506Your mom does it better she goes>GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCKGLUCK
OH PADDY THE BADDY
>>157190514You marked out for your own gimmickright into a shoot no lessOnly smarks would understand
Will Trump pardon Smiff?
>michael morales is the official backup for UFC 330absolutely ZERO chance of pisslam taking that fight
blue lips... I see blue lips
>>157190548what's he gonna do if Ian dips? Fake an injury?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>157190548You'd think Islam wouldn't care about Michael morales being zesty since he likes wrasslin and showering and bathing and oiling up with the dags
>>157190559UFC 330: Makhachev vs Volkanovski 3
>>157190589What if Ian Garry pulls out 5 hours before the walkout?
>>157190624UFC 330: Dern vs Robertson
>>157190589If lightweight Volk knocks down and batters pisslam, Welterweight Volk heems
>screams in abject terror
>>157190577not even bothered about the zestiness mate we're talking about a guy who ducked GAMROT here
>>157190632ok so backup fighters are just for show if the champchamp doesn't feel like fighting
>>157190657morales is the backup for garry, he's an annoying faggot weirdo but he'd take the fight
morales is very clearly a jones level beast. making fun of his noodle punches is like making fun of jon's boxing. focus on what matters.
>>157190414The context of this video being that he started a YouTube channel to make videos about this truck and tuning cars he immediately fucking flipped it and gave up on the channel so hilarious
>>157190548Slamdaddy and Daddyrales got ya pig clitty leakin', huh?
>>157190722xD epic lore
IT’S UP!https://youtu.be/5zYqOaNSsJQ
>>157190548I’m gonna tell you a secret anon Morales can’t wrestle Islam would destroy him
>>157190548Garydaddy gon' pull pigslam's pork
if anything he'd be mommyrales he's literally a cross dresser
jon jones is not the p4p goat and never will be. he was a size bully and beat up old era fighters past their prime. volk is the true goat because he fought guys bigger than him which is what p4p really means. gustaffson and reyes exposed what jon looks like when he fights someone that is tall and uses range properly. gane shit the bed.
>>157190760Luke Thomas is white which means he's liberal so piggies will be oinkin' 'bout this one I'm afraid...
"Bro" called a whole ass nigga xer mommy...
>>157190761a secret so secret that it only exists in your imagination
I like combat sports I just hate the politics of all the fighters-Luke Thomas (wearing an Islam Makhachev t-shirt)
more like hoe ass nigga
>>157190793Every fighter recognizes Jondaddy as the greatest or 1A/1B.Alexander the Gaped is recognized as Slamdaddy's fleshlight.
Im sexier than I am deadly
>>15719082875% of fighters have dogshit fight IQ so who cares what they parrot?
FACT: The True GOAT of MMA hasn’t revealed himself yet
Fighters should scream "Beast Mode Activated" when doing hammer fists
prime stipe dogwalks prime jones.
Heem this casual
>>157190852i'm too old now for combat sports
A lot of times it just feels like Khabib is the greatest mma fighter of all time
>>157190793If Jon was just a size bully, how did he effortlessly win all his fights at HW? Beat the current champ and a hall-of-famer without breaking a sweat on either.
MMA hasn’t existed long enough to proclaim a GOAT, it seems like every fighter is one good winning streak away from being the GOAT
>>157190876islam has way better names on his resume despite having a loss and some close fights compared to khabib. khabib fought a lot of old washed up fighters.
>>157190877>effortlessly
>>157190852Yes he has
>>157190887and yet khabib would beat islam in a fight
>>157190877gane shit the bed. stipe was retired and waited 3 years whilst jon was fucking around teasing the fight.
>>157190888The hardest part of the Gane fight was recovering from the low blow. The hardest part of the Stipe fight was carrying him into the third round.
FACT: Pereira was dangerously close to being the GOAT if he beat Gane
>>157190902khabib might outralle him, but khabib's striking is horrendous. he's lucky he retired while he cuuld. islam would box his head off.
>>157190876Khabib only has like 5 fights worth a damn on his resume. But even so, he might still be the best. As good as Islam is, he's missing the 'Beast Factor' that Khabib had.
prime turd ferguson would have sliced habibi up from the bottom. FACT
>>157190887Khabib won more dominantly against their shared opponents, despite Khabib fighting them when they were younger and less shot. Khabib is a pitbull. Islam is technically great, but he's missing the warrior gene Khabib has.
>>157190920good thing mma isn't boxing you fuckin mongoloid
>>157190935You know it baby~ C.S.O.
Ratbib never faced your Ian Garry’s of the world, such as Ian Garry
>>157190943that's because khabib just rassled. he can't strike for shit. he throws strikes like an autistic kid who took McDojo karate courses. Islam actually makes the fights somewhat entertaining.
pisslam admits khabib still beats him in the gym so what are you retards even arguing for
>>157190963FACTS
There was a time when many thought of Leon Edwards as the best fighter on the planet
>>157190967Khabib used to let Fazza throw him around it’s a respect thing
>>157190967> gym grappling is le real fighting
>>157190876Shut the fuck up
Yeah Islam actually makes the fights entertaining when he goes life and death with those cans and holds on for dear life without attempting any submissions, he's way better than Khabib.
khamzat would use khabib and islam like a fleshlight
No idea why the dutch granny came in 4lbs under the weight limit but she kinda decent
Raped bitch association
>>157190967But gym shit means fuckall even if he wasn't just hespect glazing his master.Tons of people who lost gym wars end up winning the real fights. Most recently Seanathan Strickland vs Khumshot
>>157190964>Islam actually makes the fights somewhat entertaining.Khabib hasn't had one fight as boring as pisslam's last "fight"
Are you all forgetting that Islam KO’d Tibau when Khabib went 5 rounds with him?
>>157190997The girl on top looks like my sister and now I'm mad I saw her in a sports bra.Someone heem me now
>>157190997it's pfl it's not a serious org
anyone gonna tell this doo that all the halal fighters are juiced to the gills?
gonna jerk off to doos sister
>>157191026I mean he should already know considering how much of team Bhabib popped including Islam.Khabitch probably would have popped too but instead he just ran away to dagestan and pulled out of fights constantly
Even the spammy freaks don't know Usman is fighting tomorrow, sad.
brazzas are sugar free
>>157191010Your sister looks like Dakota Ditcheva?
I watched Dumpling-Hitman *49* times. Yes, 49. What I took away was not a scoring controversy, but that Dumpling & Da Hawaiian Hitman are grand masters of their craft.
I'm fucking Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub
>>157191071Yeah, maybe she'd be a real sheemer. I should test her with a bodykick
>>157191093"but you ain't no PROTOTYPE" - Jake Collier
>>15719109349 times?
people were really calling dis doo the next khabib?
I won’t comment on the Smith situation until I hear from the Big Brown
>>157191100can I have her?
>>157191120For your book club?
sure bro I'll let you hear a big brown*shits my pants loudly and lets it run down my leg*
And what of Jailton Almeida
Guskov really got away with it.
>>157191120You can try, but she's 5'9 and that scared manlets away most of her life. Hard to pretend that you're 6ft with a B word like that
poatan is hanging out with onlyfans whores now. he's about to go on a 5 fight skid isn't he?
>>157191126Book clubs are dope I joined one recently for the free food and wine and some nice old rich lady gave me a huge copy of Carl Jungs The Red Book and I think I'm gonna flip it for some cash
>>157191119I've been saying this
>>157191161Are you his penis shepard? Get an girp!!
>>157191178You should loudly talk about heems when it's your turn to discuss Pride And Prejudice.
>>157191180
>>157191178Selling a gift is not nice b you should not do that.
>>157190964Islam's fights are only more exciting because there is more back-and-forth and less pure dominance than Khabib.
Alright this is a top down order. As abrupt and odiously serendipitous as it may seem... Ignore those last Strickland videos, we are team Sean again. And I implore you to jump on board with alacrity, thoughbeit we simply don't have time to unpack this right now. All you need to know right now is, we love Sean Strickland now.
>>157191178Is she hot?
We've always loved Sean Strickland.
>>157191187Next book we're reading is some shit by Nietzsche which is probably very heemcentric so I'll make a point to bring up War Machine and his purity of spirit>>157191224She smells nice and reminds me blythe danner so yes
>>157191204is this the ultimate friendliness championship?
>>157191222If you'd excuse my candor, Sean Strickland is, by any conventional metric, an extraordinarily disagreeable individual whose conduct and rhetorical proclivities frequently place him well outside the boundaries of polite society. Accordingly, one could argue that he is not the sort of public figure to be reflexively admired or emulated. That concession notwithstanding, it would be intellectually negligent to dismiss every observation he makes merely because the messenger is abrasive. On matters of political and cultural discourse, he often functions as a proverbial canary in the coal mine, articulating sentiments that, however inelegantly expressed, occasionally foreshadow broader undercurrents that later manifest within the public consciousness. The failure to distinguish between the moral appraisal of the speaker and the evidentiary merit of specific claims represents a surprisingly common category error. Consequently, WE like Sean Strickland at this juncture.
>>157191190Welp I got hem'd
>kills the PooFC in your path
respectfully. if I was askren I simply wouldn't have gotten staph.
>>157191280I'm looking out for your soul
>>157191281>nigga isn't a pugilist and poetngmi
>>157191296I was told this about the BellatorxPFL merger
>>157191300Yeah, you would be able to fight off THE Bacterial Superbug. Riiiiiiiiiiight, buddy. I think you should pick up the tunic and try to run the pipe once in awhile
>>157190773Float like a butterfly heem like a warthog my nigga one day you’ll learn
Y'all never read any of the myriad works of early American philosopher and transcendentalist author Henry David Thoreau. And frankly, it's painfully obvious.
Bryce "The Hybrid" MitchellJustin "The Hybrid" GaethjeJon "The Hybrid" Jones
>>157191306Yeah I'm in touch with the Love and War, how could you tell?
>>157191329https://youtu.be/lsj7HyDIVqg
>>157191338doos greatest accomplishment was his beard which only served to stave off the amoration of local ladies
>>157191342Bryce Justin Jon “The Chimera” Mitchell Gaethje Jones
>never ending feud with the Jannetty of the Paul brothers Dana lowkey a shitter
>>157191338He was a nepo baby and a hack fraud, the original tim kennedy
>>157191386>>157191362Walden Pond would have swallowed you alive the very first week, I fear...
>>157191190fvcking brvtal hvvm
>>157191403swallowed my meat more like it
>>157191342Stop this at once
>>157191296i can't believe agent ngannou really pulled it off
>>157191425Slawlp my cauwlk b
>>157191403I would've cummed in walden pond like a toilet and walk to his sister's place to slap the mcdouble out his sisters fat mouth and teach her sambo
>>157191338why would I read outdated shit when I can listen to modern day philosophers such as joe rogan?
>>157191447You just might learn something.
>>157191190Kek
the based mongorian is defending his belt on ONE tomorrowwe will be there
>>157191439
I liek house music, patsa and beuatifil girls! I boy Gathje!!
>>157191459yeah I might learn how to be a gay ass faggot that talks about philosophy books in the mma thread
>bro, check out this book
>>157191497Wtf your cock must be huge
The illiteratecord is seething I'm afraid
house music is fucking gay
>>157191532Turn on your monitor.
>>157191544Clapped his ass
doos be watching anime reading books never seen a pussy and then confused you laughing
Turn up your speakers.
>>157191544Defenestrated that Dildo
Only thing I read is body language and you read like a pussy
>>157191567sure thing dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxyS_X4x3o
Arwoman Cesarian
real one /heem/ schedule this weekend:ONE Friday Fights 164 & The Inner Circle 24 tomorrowPFL New York: Nurmagomedov vs. Colgan tomorrow nightUFC Fight Night: Medic vs. Rodriguez Saturday (early start)BKFC Fight Night: Newcastle (early start)
I've read Forrest Griffin's book and it sucked. Apparently there's a Karate Hottie biography out there. Let's go for that.
>>157191619wai wai wai wai wai dat duuud iz fioghtin fur the b-b-bad mother fucker belt buwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
>>157191638>Apparently there's a Karate Hottie biographydoes it have pictures
just now learning thoreau was emerson's twink man servant in his early 20s how was this not covered in am lit?
>>157191654MMA?
>>157191605oh shit my nigga he slapped the gang outta his ass
>>157191674Madame's Moldy Anus?
>>157191674Male on Male Action
>>157191638>>157191649Talmbout Michelle Gomez b's?I think we should instead read Matt Hughes book.
>>157191628talk about a huge weekend of fights
Waterson arrives in Kansas City around midnight in mid-March, an hour after a powerful late winter storm spawns tornados and hail in the area. She’s driven directly to a downtown hotel, tosses her bag onto the chair and collapses on the bed in her clothes, asleep.Hours later, her cellphone alarm fails her. But the phone doesn’t. After the fourth frantic call, she finally stirs and answers.“Michelle, are you ready? The car’s here.”It’s 5:30 a.m.“Oh my God!” Waterson says apologetically, scrambling to tame her dark, shoulder-length hair into a ponytail and wrestling with a duffel bag on her shoulder as she runs out of the Hyatt elevators into the lobby. “This never happens. I set it for 5 p.m., not a.m. I am soooooo sorry. I never do this.”Waterson woke up five minutes ago – 30 minutes after her scheduled meet-up time in the lobby – looking remarkably flawless in a sheer top, jeans, black leather jacket and black stiletto heels. She’s wearing very little makeup “and I just splashed water on myself from the sink,” she says, laughing at how glamorous her life is in pre-dawn, windy and cold downtown Kansas City.If this looks too easy, it’s because she refuses to be viewed as high-maintenance. In truth, Waterson, 31, is an effervescent marvel, a petite, yet-powerful athlete who, at first glance, reminds you of an Olympic gymnast. One who could throw you to the ground, knock you senseless with a spinning back kick or send you reeling with a right uppercut.She also may be UFC’s most endearing fighter. She’s certainly among its most gifted athletes: a rare combination of well-trained strength, quickness, smarts and fearlessness. Combined with her exotic, multi-racial good looks, her beguiling personality and a self-titled, proud label as Fight Mom and wife, you’re drawn in to want to know more about her.Waterson will oblige. She’s proud of who’s she’s become, and excited about where she’s headed.
>Walden but good
Haha yeah man for sure *hides post*
>>157191628I just checked the /tko/ schedule and this aint it
Your boy over here looking more and more like Brendan Schaub these days
>>157191590Does anyoen have an retort to this? Ive been thinkign for 15 minites and I remain weemd
>>157191730yeah faggot it's the /heem/ schedule
Hanging with the boooys!
>>157191748They didn't tell you?
>>157191754Glurking with tha boooooysPLAPLAPLAPLAP
schaubposting just doesn't hit the same when bongs do it, you know what I mean? see, the leafs? they get it. bongs not so much.
le schaub xD
>thorough acted as a tutor for emerson's sons>theroux never had children of his own or even any bitches
>>157191590read this body language kid*heems you with a heem*
>>157191773It's us Swedes, Finns and Americans man. We run this schaub (shit).
>>157191504false
>>157191788you know we arent so different you and I
the rock wouldve had a better mma run if he trained wrestling. reading the sport is an art
Holy shit Nicksick linked up with Big Tom? It's so over for Ganesissies.
Eating straight almonds
>>157191877Why do you make this unwatchable shit, what is the point?
>>157191894>Eating straight almonds >call it munching on nutz
>>157191896How did you watch a photo
Remember yuor roots...awlays
>>157191905I'll be honest, I posted it expecting a pun on "eating nuts". You walked right into my trap. If this was the jungle you'd be wrapped up and I'd have you for dinner.
>>157191925your phoneposted schaubs are worthless
where I come from we respect every fighter. win lose or draw. it takes courage to step in that octagon.
>>157191945Mad bitch
>>157191937if this were a jungle youd be in my jungle
>>157191945Hoenstly? Fuck yuo. Respectfully.
Quintessential/heem/ lecture:Rise: Surviving the fight of my life by Paige Van Zandt Becoming the Predator: 14 Principles of Success by Francis NgannouRousey: Our Fight. A memoir by Ronda Rousey Its Time: My 360° view of the UFC by Bruce Buffer Know the Fighter by Michelle Waterson Gomez Yoga for the Cage Fighter in all of us by Nik Fekete Part Reptile: UFC,MMA and me by Dan Hardy Lets get it on by "Big" John McCarthy Win or learn by Irish Edmond
Still holding onto my mint 2022 Strawberry Dooks
Zuffa Boxing saved the WEAKend
>>157191997you read em for me and tell me if there is anything cool. I like the Matt and Mark Hughes bullying stories
>>157191997Forrest had an book. Roy Nelson an cookbook too.
Zuffa boxing in The Trigon. Chills
>>157192003Didn't Tyson Fury go life or death with this can?
every woman that doesn't fuck me is a whore
hardest walkout ever> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSLGJs96Hy0
Rose is beautiful, with her perfect Lithuanian facial structure and pool-blue eyes, an infectious smile, and a gorgeous head of hair -- which she shaves defiantly right before our fight.
this but fatima klein
>>157192109You don't care that pat barry pisses in her mouth and spits in her Schaubhole?
Rose using a strap on to throat fuck Pat.
>>157192044if only
>>157192124I quoted PVZs book
Chi Chi get the yayo
>>157192162Answer the question
>>157192176Would do long hair Rose under any circumstance. Buzz cut Rose? Nah
statistically bareknuckle doesn't actually produce more knockouts than regular boxing.
Pat Berry runing through Rose is ankin to the Mongolians destroying the lans of Arabs down to the soil.
I look like Adesanya but whiter
why is powerslap on in the middle of the day on a thursday
1k, 14 hour flight,home invasion and a flooded bath to pull off funny Waters on, Waterson pun
Kramer White
Dana “Video Game” Sprite
>>157192262why is it not every Thursday
>>157192223what’s boxings knockout rate?
Dana Wide because he's fat lol
damn I missed Smiff threads
balkan nigga i have never heard of vs the worst can the ufc has to offer. let’s go for that
power slap watchers be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXoWNe_HAak
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
get a divorce hop on trenfuck ladyboys in pattaya
Smif dun goofed
My name Harry Dresden Modafuka
Power Slap on a Thursday or no Power Slap on a Thursday. Only one right answer
>>157192342Sup Sneed, still addicted to black tranny penis?
Who has the better MMA base Morocco or Spain
>>157192368they have one fighter apiece and toporio beat zlahal 29-28
Ok so your too honorable to win the belt by DQ but not too honorable to not try and kill your wife with a car? What
It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>>157189809Fuck Dana
>>157192368Badr Hari is better than Shipturo
>>157192389no he's not
>>157192358you post for (you)s. sneed posts for legacy. see the difference there?
>>157192368Morocco because they have fighters. Spain has?
>>157192391deffo more iconic. Apturo is Temu Conor
>>157192381Lol seriously though, how's your AGP (autogynephilia)?
>>157192396I got caught, spammy got DOMINATED. There's a big difference.
Sneed got caught wearing her mother's lingerie.
i introduced sneeds agp to mainstream /heem/ consciousness. i could not have known the consequences at the time
PFL /Bellator + MVP = PREDATOR FIGHT LEAGUE
Smiffs wife didn't take on his last name when they married, Khabibs wife had the same last name as him before they married. At the end of the day everything is falling to shit
>>157192436She told us about it herself.
the only thing worse than namefagging is pseudo-namefagging*heems you*
I got caught, dancing To your song on the radio
>>157192457yes but it would have been a footnote in the anals had i not raised it as a powerful ad hominem
how come there aren't any rizin streams, and why doesn't the UFC do the same to stop piracy if it's that easy for japan.
> ian garry pulls out and brazza has to fight big zesty
>>157192482there are a few streams now, watched all the recent events on them
>>157192497but ian gary is zesty too
america p4p GOAT
>>157192482nobody cares about rizina bootleg stream requires an official stream, and rizin makes that shit difficult enough to access legally, or at least since last I tried probably could find it through the japanese interwebs but I ant a gook b
>>157192497do you honestly think pisslam would take that fight
>>157192529when has islam ever ducked a fight you dumb faggot?
>>157192497What happens in Dagestan if you lose to an homersexual? Nevermind if he twerks on you or does zesty combos
Big Hand, the last Toltec king of Tula, wanted a woman with a huge ass, so he asked a rival tribe to bring him four candidates who all had asses that were four hands wide.When he measured the women with his big hands, none of them quite measured up and he rejected all four. The rival tribe was insulted, which sparked a civil war and led to the downfall of Big Hand, who fled to a cave near Mexico City and killed himself, thus ending the mighty Toltec empire, which eventually made way for the rise of the Aztecs.
>>157192540how about when he ducked GODrot
>>157192368That's like saying who has the better MMA base Bulgaria or Macedonia
>>157192576the streets remember
>>157192557
Islam is a beast but Morales would heem him stiff, totally different bawl game bappa
>>157192576Scamrot was the last resort option. UFC still had a whole week to find a replacement so obviously they opted for a more marketable fighter.
>>157192557You made this up, this never happened but at the same time i admire the storytelling aspect of this made up novella
Why hasn’t Morales fought this year? PooFC is fucking pathetic.
>>157192590My son walked in the room and saw this as I opened it. Grow up. And be better.
>>157192042You just know the roy nelson cookbook had a fire recipe for bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers
>>157192598>Scamrot was the last resort option.He was the official backup and had a full camp.
I should have known something was up when smiff just up and left the bym podcast without 2 week notice
they quietly cloned gaethje and nobody even noticed
>>157192621Yeah so if Volk had a problem making weight or something then Gamrot would fill in.
>>157192603https://www.calmecacanahuac.com/blog/uncategorized/the-legendary-mesoamerican-city-of-tollan-tula-fell-because-of-its-rulers-insatiable-desire-for-big-butts/
>>157192647Islam was scheduled to face Charles Oliveira.
>>157192540RDA. Topuria. Gamrot. Arman. Morales.Just off the top of my head.
>sprawls on you
https://youtu.be/NiLtbSvZjKE
>>157192655>it's real
>>157192664Charles pulled out, they called Volk to fill in because Gamrot is a nobody. They kept Gamrot on ice instead of Volk because he's a rando and Volk is a champion. Which part are you confused by?
where is he?
>>157192686headcanon. the backup fighter is there to serve as the backup. otherwise they wouldn’t be there. if they wanted volk as the backup, they would have had him. then he could have had a full camp and not been getting fat drinking on the couch recovering from surgery
Aaron "Headcanon" Pico
>>157192721not the pico poster never rated that bellator faggot how are you getting chinned by lauren murphy
>>157192735When yuo do this; that is; posting another mans opinoin and not posting any of your own insite? That equates to you fellating that guy in public and talking with an mouthful of his bacon and egger. Respectfully.
>>157192735Who knew male on male violence could be so right wing ugh!
>>157192709Do you realize how retarded it would be to keep a champion on ice for months and have him do a weight cut, keeping him inactive for even longer just on the off chance that something might go wrong? That's why they pick shitters to he the backups. Nobody is going to miss them. It's just in this case they had a better option available.
If you remove like two names from the Dookie Shartnasse card it's indistinguishable from some Oktagon or Poofl shitter card
My master bathroom has the toilet in a separate room absolutely next level engineering can freely take a shit right before showering with no fumes.
>>157192765yeah much smarter to have a champion cut weight on 5 days notice and get violently brained that’s the type of shit that keeps them active
>>157192353For me it's when I see a chang step into the slap arena
>nigganou jumped ship to mvp to escape pfl>only to see pfl gets absorbed into mvp
>>157192795And for a tenth of the price, heeming his market value down bad.
>>157192786He fought 4 months later dumb fuck nigger retard
What if there was a social security program where people could just fight in highly regulated tax funded MMA promotions and be given decent health care as a way to get extra benefits and gain the ability to become self sufficient and prosperous members of society? The only catch is all the fighters are American and the events are kinda boring and clinical but it's all free to watch on youtube and antenna tv
>>157192805bro, ngannou has zero fucking value at this point>flushed out of boxing>regulated to b tier promosthere 0 hype and 0 momentum for him
>>157192778loog's entire psyche is devoted to coping with the fact that nobody forced him to sign up and nobody forced him to pull the trigger when he shot all those brown kids. It's da ebul right winger's fault that he did it.
>>157192749He didn't get "chinned by Lauren Murphy" he got chinned by a flush spinning elbow. Same way Pooier didn't get chinned by Garth, he got heemed by a headkick heem. However, unlike how Meng DID get heemed by Kamaru Usman, and Barboza DID get heemed by garth, for example. And if this doesn't make sense to you then you aren't a real heemer.
>>157192778luke is kinda of an anomaly because he clearly hates dana and the ufc but wont stop watching it
>>157192821He just wanted to be thanked for his service but then Bush ruined it for him.
>>157192540he ducked me
Luke the type to hate his dad but love his pool.
>>157192819I mean his payout was even heemed bad for MVP and will be worse if somehow he did go back to the nu mvpfl. Ironically his main cheerleader Ariel kind of fucked his career in the end. Jake Paul was trying to build a boxing match with him in the MVP card buildup. And post-fight Ariel brings up Jon Jones instead of Jake Paul for some idiotic reason while Paul's standing right there waiting. That could have at least kept his name relevant even if they would have done a face off even if the fight never happened. But his career is heemed at this point.
>>157192773
>>157192863its honestly all down hill for him at this point, he's made the most he'll ever make already
>>157192884poosa is a defacto latnix country, pendejo
Francis couldn't make it to PFL Africa because he was too busy reading Walden.
The funny part is, I have the least idea of everybody what's really going on here.
>>157192835because it's his job, why are you pretending that's hypocritical?
>>157192915Understandable. Once you start it's hard to put down.
Just found one of you doods xitter account btw and it’s not erin
>>157192937You know who else was "just doing their job"? The Nazis during the Holocaust. Does that make it okay?
creepy little stalker
>>157192937>it's his job to hateyeah sure, id would personally be a commentator for a sport and organization i enjoy instead of constantly seething
>>157192949Maybe you should find your trainers and go outside for a change
i've never had a twitter you little freak
>>157192949have you found the my OF yet? i have a b-b-b-b-beast of a hawg
>I'm desperately trying to cyber stalk randoms from 4chan because I can't get a shred of pussyCool bro?
>>157192957ufc isn't the sport of mma
you guys remember sport washing?
Just found one of my posts here posted on xitter btw. Got a lot of likes.
>>157192991it's more or less the only promotion normies watch. You ever try to talk to people about the PFL or ONE? no one watches anything other than the UFC
>>157192999What's reddit saying about all this?
>>157192998I remember Loog crying about it a lot, no idea what it actually means though.
you guys are not gonna believe how high quality my posts about combat sports will be in the next thread. i mean this is some incredible stuff.
>>157192999Must have been the post about fucking pigs or whatever. My condolences
>>157192557https://youtu.be/4LRKhxctL3k?si=wbOANUZzpVc0OQk_should've traveled to africa
>>157192999this is a legitimate sign of mental illness bapa, I'm not even trying to pull a "meds sweaty" you're on demon time b, you're not seein straight.
>>157193040me too but I make sure to tell it to make it sound straight, not gay
Typical.
>>157192949whos erin b
Man tyler1 was 1 win away from hitting challenger last night but went on a 5 game losing streak and now he's not locked in anymore
>>157193064
>>157193064@Erinufc
>>157193067that rog&half already got to challenger in all roles, why is he still playing league?
>>157193075Wow, so now you don't even like tyler1 anymore?
>>157193090Poor guy just wants to do adderall and play league all day, god bless him
>>157193067
>>157193118He's 6'5 250lbs
>>157193081is that a chick?
>>157192884Local kid making it big
>>157193067Didn't that nigga used to get challenger on every role? Now he can't even make it once?
Erindaddy has got the porked cord squealing something fierce, I fear
Say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>157193163Game was a lot easier back then
Catch me outside
Catch me inside
>>157193041the raped
say waschaubi bro say waschaubi
>>157193260
The Damage
woke up from a nightmare to another nightmare
