>>157189809
Christ lost technically
good thread
I'm gonna take my belt to the octagon I'm gonna fightUntil I can't no more
The definitive Odyssey review just dropped
>>157193277Jesus Didn't Tap
>until you got here
Chael beat 3 guys and a woman in a hotel and got away with it. how? Optics
Anthony Smith can claim autism and get away with this
>>157193310That's because he was clearly asked by a fan to fuck said fan's wife.
Autism 3:16 says I just beat my wife but Im a better man for it
>>157193305didn't this guy hang himself to avoid alimony
>>157193316He doesn't have the Stalin level charisma for such a feat
>>157193333a case off Christopher running into Chaels drink
>>157193290he's right. nolan still doesnt know how to do action scenes btw
Chael is so fucking cool
>p-pisslam didn't duck GODrot!riddle me this retards, if pisslam were the one to pull out, would volk even be considered to fight charles? or would they have gone with the official backup like they've done every single time before
>>157193400nolan doesn't know how to do anything. heath ledger carried the dark knight and the rest of his filmography is garbage. well memento and prestige are good but they were written by his brother, everything else sucks dick.
>>157193471Everyone knows that cousin fucking mother fucking running motherfucker ducked.
Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
>>157193260Fuck Dana
bro forgot his vpn
we post about MMA here
Imagine how powerful we could be it we joined forces instead of squabbling amongst ourselves like rats.
>>157193610Yeah my mom had sex with black guys so what?>attempts to murder wife
>>157193613Haha I love these posts
UK houses don't have basements.
Lucky kwab
>>157193600Shut up bitch
>>157193708Sneed moment!
>>157193583is fedor mma?
>>157193734dogeza'd himself KWAB
Still wondering how did UFC ringgirl Arianny Celeste managed to beat the shit out of this jeet and kick him unconcious shes like 5"1. That dude looks masculine
it's wild how it just takes one son of a single mother to ruin a place
>>157193802bas is a fag and pancrase was fake
>>157193784
>>157193471Volk isn’t a good win for Islam, he is too small. Justin would sleep him, Charles would sleep him. Moicano and old Dustbin weren’t good wins either. Most of Islam’s wins suck.
i dont care bitch, shut teh fuck up
you now remember "khabib has never fought a wrestler, gaethje will sprawl on him"
Tony F and Tony S on my mind throughout the day
ufc bjj when?
I missed powerslap feck
>>157193923I dont know if they have a stream in italian
>>157193908nigga
>>157193925what about adriano martins
if Ian Garry wins we will need to have an emergency heem meeting
>>157193943ufc bjj 10 is on august 20th
>>157193965we don't do that here.
Heem you're a filthy dump!!
heemyou absolutely ROCK!
>>157193970I bet I can get you to pull guard
>>157194029I hope your mommy and daddy see what you type. They would be ashamed.
bitchesshut up
>>157194029
>>157194090Where is Williams from? I need to know if I should feel smug about this heem
I have.....an thick peins....
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OIStPUGLII
>>157194117UK. A solid 2-32 but better bare knuckle fighter
AI users? Subhuman.
Bus Rotten, the champion of Pancake MMA
>>157194239takes less energy to be kind and thoughtful :)
ufc doesnt do friday fights like ONE
>>157194257shut up bitch
do wmma lesbians get horny when they fight each other?
>>157194207
>>157194315No, because your brain doesn't even activate in that area when you're fighting or sparring.I used to have like 4 girls in my mma/bjj class that I thought were extremely attractive, but when you're rolling it doesn't even come to mind even if they're putting their big pussy in your face
i sinply NEED head. roight NOW
>>157194317Give me more of stuff like this, it tickles me.
step one is never believing it could possibly be bad my nigga
>>157194358Sneed moment!
*eats an egg*
>>157194358keep your head right there
>>157194358meet me in levittown
>>157193260the winner is.... lawrence. sean will go cry like a sodomized bitch now
>>157194410I haven't seen or heard the schmo in years. Never at pressers anymore. Wonder why. Wonder if he's still making money or if he's just suckling on Yee's tit to survive. I hope they're still together
>>157194475didnt daner basically called schmo an idiot or something, i think that had got to do with schmo not present in pressers anymore.
It's gonna be good
>>157194437At least he can go cry into his world championship belt, unlike your boy Khamzat
>>157194490>>157194437I don't get it, who's Larry and why is Sean sad?
>put it back in strickdaddy
>>157194512Unlike selfish pillow princess Khamshot, Strickland gives and receives
>>157194512Khamzat wanting to taste that meat!
Colby ain't gone do nothing
>>157194483He got pissy at him for a seemingly innocuous question a while ago, but I don't think that was the last presser he was at. Would be funny though if you piss Daner off once and get permheemed from being in the MMA media
>>157194545gonna change that tune when he starts throwing those hands
>>157194490>>157194511>>157194512dana consensually purchased sean r strickland the belt from Zatdaddy
>>157194560*sly smug smirk whispering*
>>157194560>I gave it away like a guy lets his girlfriend do his laundrySomeone really needs to stop letting 3rd worlders think they can talk shit properly. It's just cringe. If any normal English speaker said any of the TOP 10 BADDEST ASS BRAZZA QUOTES, they'd be clowned forever
>>157194560well at least we know it isnt ali that wrote his tweet lmao
>>157194574Sean Rutherford Strickland?
>>157194581let me to taste his meat :)
>>157194597RAPED. RAPED BITCH. RAPED ASS FAKE CHAMP BITCH SEANNY BOY
>>157194618Show me the ebidance
>>157194646its in my mind
I'll fuck you right now let's go big dawg
Sean strickland would be okay if he wasn't Sean strickland. Sean strickland should be more like tito
>>157194560>>157194613>>157194581Is there any Slavs on /heem/ who know if Chechen culture is like Arab culture and just full of man on boy rape, because every time Koomzat gets heated he always starts talking about anal sex and it's strange.
>>157194560Sorry ratyap when you taste a mans meat you dont get rematch
>>157194659Line up
sean r stricklands last meal? father meat
Cumslut has that real "girl who you gave an earthshattering orgasm and now she won't leave you alone" energy
>>157194704Anyone find it weird you occasionally hear from just about everyone but we not once have heard from or about Condito in like 5 years
>>157194714takes one to know one
>>157193964Ian has already lost
Gash from Street Beefs? Let me taste her meat little bit.
>>157194737BRING IN BIGG ZESTY
MY DADDY GIVE ME G WAGON YOUR DADDY BEAT YOU HA
>>157194730he needs to try out karate combat and gamebred
Can you imagine what the pakistani brazza fans would do if Islam was weemed by big zesty?
>>157194823This would back up my theory that being gay is the best base for mma.
>>157194823happened already thanks to that fag strikenland
>>157194839No he was just being a brash American, which makes them feel small, brown, and insecure but even then he apologized when he won and they both hugged.We have yet to see what happens when someone they think to be a gross little DEMON ends up hitting their idol with da tree piece exxxtra zest and does a little curtsey on their corpse
Dern got fat again
heem sleepy
BREAKING: Ilia Topturo has been deployed to the Spanish coastline to defend against the mass invasion
I want to see ufc niggers go up against the latest and greatest Chinese bot who can break their shins with a whirlwind kick
>>157194989UPDATE: Clitia was indeed gaped as soon as he stepped his tiny legs onto the coastline. Eyewitnesses claim it's not a legit gaping and raping but that the Moroccans packed their gloves
Pat Barry just thrashing Roses gullet with his poo covered dick while screaming like Tarzan.
Sean knows he can't beat Dricus. He's going to cherry pick a Cumshot rematch or the other boring Dagestani and duck Dricus.
Zatdaddy gave the belt away on purpose
>>157195043Khamzat kills strickland. He was unironically compromised in the first fight
>>157195043I don't think it's up to Sean. It's kind of a tricky situation for the POOFC, Sean, and even Dickus.You know that whoever wins, they're never fighting again for the title and that it's likely they'll keep beating everyone else and then you're fucked. Big risk for all involved, knowing you're not gonna be champ until the other guy skedaddles
SPLIT DECISION SLURP FEST…FOR YOU GUYS!
I made her cum 4 times tonight then I played Ecco the Dolphin NIGGA
>>157195070proof?
>>157194869He apologized like a fag
OOOOOHHHHHH HE JABBED HIM…. AND HE TEEPED HIM… AND HE JABBED HIM AGAIN OOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>157195104
lying hoes
>>157195144NO ONE DOES THAT TO SEAN STRICKLAND
Nigger
>>157195164he was 27 basically still a baby
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>157195138Yeah it's faggy to us, but to the paki apes they took it as an out to not feel like raped piggies.BRAZZA HE HAMBLE HE HAMBLE BRAZZA IN VICTORY OR DEFEAT.Now if you willImagine if you willA big gay negro through ass out punches and knocking Islam dead, then doing a fruity salsa dance and kissing joe rogan then sucking on the microphone to the base
>>157195193Allah wills it bratha maybe little bit
>>157195182>>157195192I see your position and you are heard
>>157195192Yeah they run your shit and fuck your women I saw videos of Oireland. Get rekt!!!!!
>>157195215brazza can i have just lidl bit more pixel
>>157195236man this joke sucks
>>157195236BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
legit wondering if mvp (the mma promotion not the damn negro) can get competitive enough to give jewfc the run of its shekels?
>>157195193Ok that would be very amusing actually.
>>157195271Are you retarded m8? Every other MMA company could merge and they would still be below GoyFC in terms of impact and talent pool.
>>157195271Well coker has made better tries for over 10 years and no it would appear not.
>>157195286Retarded newsois are seeing youtube videos saying IS THIS THE NEW UFC KILLER and thinking it's something that hasn't happened before.
MISU OUT
>>157195291Your Asakuras, your MVPs, your Picos, your Cucklers…
i was just outclassed by ciryl gane in sparring
>>157195286>>157195291hey dont diss pride like that cuh, they almost killed jewfc>>157195287third time's the charm, bappa
I got my nut tonight...did you..?
>>157195302THE Bone Gaymen?How's the back of your brain feeling?
>>157195307Who bounces heads off the canvas better?
doo got nutted on
Wait how come it's only Americans that hurt their aoifes and shit?
>>157195320Big Nog against Schaub Gooby against Peahead the first time
>>157195335Because Americans revolutionized the game of Marriage by doing it with women
>HE WAS JUST A KID >TRYING TO LEARN A NEW GAME
Im gonna hit youAganAnd aganAnd agan
>>157195243these pixels arent free
Zatdaddy won. Only trannies and the brownest gurujeets disagree.
>NOW TO THE BRUCE BUFFER FOR THE MEDIAS DECISION
>>157195359Big Dan would maul this scrub blkboi
>>157195372Dan was lucky Paul was booked to fight Josh
>>157195363>all the """journalists""" who gave it to Koomzat were ones Sean called gay and made fun ofya seethin b's?This is why Dana was justified in the meme robo rankings
>>NOW TO THE BRUCE BUFFERSAAAAAAAAAAAR
im pooing
>>157195374Kuniev is one spot ahead of Hokit now according to the media lol
>>157195378Woah that's a low IQThey must have MASSIVE mengs then
>>157195378>>157195382Indians & poop mma
my friend asif ali zardari told me he had it 48-47 dricus against khamzat
>SARRRRRR THE MEDIA DECIDES >THE POPULAR VOTE SAAAAARRRRRRRR give me 60 seconds with maple curry ill make him say uncle
>>157195394khamzat won the decision dricus won the fight. simple as
ZATDADDY RAPED AND GAPED THAT PIGGY!!! LAWRENCEDADDY STYLE!!!!
>>157195405Well you see, Khamzat laid on him and rubbed his head for awhile proving he is a shook bitch who was afraid of gassing and losing positionDickus despite knowing he was down and could get taken down again UNGA BUNGA'D his ass any time he could and Kumquat truly looked like he was gettin bonked. He won the fight
>>157195405it was pretty obvious he was following a script so that the UFC could hype up chimaev and even gave us a glimpse of what would happen in a real fight in the 5th round explaining this to you is quite pointless anyway i mean, you're finnish, b... my meng probably has more heeming power than you and the entirety of finnish prawlspects combined.
>>157195441zero lies detected on this statement, i lament.
>>157195384Kuniev would beat hokit
>>157195443It's funny to see just how scared Khamzat is of being the nail. Any sort of bad position and he desperately clings for dear life or in the case of Sean, falls down and prepares bamhole. Khabib would never do something like this, that doo would scramble like a mug
>>157195463This doesn't logically follow, Dickus isn't Brazilian you fucking retard. I get he's your nemesis but you were too desperate for that one and heemed yourself
>/heem/piggies are now coping by claiming dricPIG won the fight somehow by getting brutally raped for 24 minutes and 30 seconds of the 25 minute fightGurujeets are the most delusional piglets on the planet
>>157195466He immediately wrestled up after that clip cuts
Zatdaddy turned that piggy into a footslut! LICK ZATDADDY'S TOES LITTLE PIGGY SLUT!!!
>>157195475That's not my point, my point is would you ever see khabib do this?
>>157195491>fwiw dricus looks like he would struggle with words tooHe makes English speakers cry constantly so I don't babeeb you
Daddyna scored it 50-41 for Zatdaddy btw.
>>157195469>you were too desperate for that one and heemed well coming from a finnish, that's a first. he's not my nemesis though, i would rather call him my retarded son
ME SONS RETTARDED
>>157195516kid is approaching 40 and he's still locked in his basement writting fanfics about Jon 'proneboned' by reyes, one legged santos and Gus' jones or fantasizing about swedish cock.truly shameful stuff really, maybe i should have stopped him from shoving those crayons up his nose.
>>157195515Woah easy there buster brown, what I said was perfectly applicable for a response. You keep thinking you're smart, but you're an ESL yourself. This reminds me of when you were gay and I whooped your ass that one time
Alright Night/heem/ I just took a melatonin and it's time for my 2am Peebie and Jay with a tall glass of milk. Give me something good to read before bed
>>157195526Bodied that freak!
>>157195526the dricus highlight reel being better than the khamzat highlight reel is incredible
>>157195466it is also pretty weird that whenever hes angry the guy starts babbling out stuff such as wanting to taste other men's meat or that sean's dad raped him which comes off as a self own knowing that the whole MMA community is aware that he is the bitch of a warlord.
>>157195564I remember him saying "your dad turn you into girl" and thinking, does that mean in his household, girls get fucked by their dads? or just he was beat by his dad and dads are only supposed to beat girls. What a funny fella
I didn't read this reply chain but Seandaddy raped Cumhat Bitchmaev.
>>157195599Dricdaddy? Won both times in my opinion.
>>157195593>CumhatExplain what this entails
>>157195606There's cum on his hat.
>>157195574Only fighter I like is retiring next weekend
>>157195613That'd just be a cummed up hatA cum hat seems more elite. Perhaps something ourpatriot would wear
>>157195621I cannot post picture but imagine like you fill up the hat with cum and then he puts it on.
>>157195606It's Cumshat, the s is silentIt entails that Khamzat is still spending his days shitting out Strickdaddy loads with no signs of stopping anytime soon.
>>157195620Billy Quarantillo?
>>157195624>>157195631the damage is done
>>157195637OOOOOOOOOH now I get the Larry thing.Could have explained it earlier you fucking GOOF
>>157195549>papa, are crayons supossed to be used like this >finngol... get that stuff out of your bumhole, you're grounded. >:;( actually now i get why the lil man has jon as his biggest idol. why old bonesy used to stuck things up his ass as a kid didnt he? actually now it makes sense why he is so gay
>>157195647Should have retired after the Bektic fight. Once in a lifetime feelgood comeback and then he just goofed it from there
>>157195657Chandler molested Jonathan Dwight Jones when he was a young boyNot that Chandler, the other one
i'm not excited for this week-ends fights like not at all
Would you say that to Tom's face? The question is rhetorical because we all know your too pussy.
filled up like berlins munk
I'm going to bed, France is back and is gonna shit up our high IQ heemversations
>>157195583>and thinking, does that mean in his household i mean khamzat 'no longer sweden' chimaev does represent an arabic nation nowadays doesnt he?
Tomala's aoife told xer to get the snip because she was tired of raising deformed retards.
Still the KWABest of all KWABs by the way
i?d give (You)s to anybody except that one american who jumped on the hate train last night. You want (You)s you gotta put in the work like the canadians and the finn
Ok check this out. Uros Medic
>>157195697He was supposed to be an emotionless heeming machine........
>>157195697I insist that the biggest kwabbing was JDM against Prates
Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Big Tom™
FACT: Tomala Asspenal has won 0 undisputed championship bouts
>>157195712He ain't no Stipe that's for sure*rubs chin*
Tom would literally murder Stupendous Stipe
if you get the interim belt and nobody disputes it nor defeats you, how long until it becomes the real belt? That's where Tom failed, he wasn't patient
Stipe got slept dead by Struve mind you
>>157195736The one two merchant Dom Aspinhole would get binked and dinked by prime Stip.I'm talmbout gettin straight G-G-GADOOSHED right in front of his small gay dad
Gane has 2 beltsTroonmala has -2 testicles
>>157195709Both are equally kwabby nglfamala
>>157195669yeah I'm sure he regrets making what's probably approaching 2 million dollars since then
>>157195758Too bad there's no time machine to bring back optimus Prime Stipe huh is there dumbass?
can't see tom doing it like this though
>>157195726Unfortunately Jon (raped) has a history of ducking contenders.
>>157195774Who does THAT to Stipe?
Tomala was gaped badly by a Jondaddy rd 1 victim I fear...
>>157195779Stipe Miocic
Jones has been retired for months now and is still the p4p most talked about ufc athlete on heem despite fighting last years ago
>>157195774Seriously how did he develop a spinning back kick at 35???!?!?
>>157195776Ngubu actually evilmogs Jon because he’s killed people (children).
love him or need a doctor, Jones giving the green light to dc having to go through the ptsd of nightmares and commentate the stipe fight was peak bullying and calwmedy
>>157195787That would be Smiff actually, you fucking dumpling
>>157195785Who?
>>157195679>>157195786
D "Daniel Cormier" C was never my friend.
>>157195803Talmbout La cry de la Puss, b?
Big Tom is a such a beast, mind you, that one competitive round is all they have against him.
>>157195806Stope Miopic
Even Pissping has abandoned troonmala, the cowardly ducking swine who is wasting hospital resources for his "injury"
>>157195814Tom got to finger the qt striking goblin?>post bolt on boobersLooks like he's always one step behind
Sleepe Myopia.
has bisping given a statement on the smiff situation
Mipe Stiopic
schaub did a 90 minute upload calling it heartbreaking for anthony's career brandon really is the king of jokes
>>157195840Bring smiff back and Bisping will FUCK that piglet up, he's got that immergrant mentality
>>157195825>UFC shill spouts UFC propaganda
I'm still under the impression that tom is 27yo
At this point you can't even blame Jon "5 inch bone" Jones, Tom has wasted his prime years doing fuck all and I fear he's gonna come back to get puffed ezpz, then everyone will pretend he was never good. Shame all around
yeah but jon got raped as a kid
>>157195889+240 JAN BET THE FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAARMunless Pooru is wrong about the odds
Um hello?
>>157195923Hey, Gus brb i gotta do my chores
maybe the vasectomy will give Tom castrato superstrength
Cereal Gayne is gonna simulate Tomala when he comes back and we will have to watch Jon gloat on xitter to the end of the days.
>>157195941that's the fake swede his name's wiremu or some shit
*eats your best shot without even flinching*impressive. i almost felt that one.
>>157196014and then you wake up
I CAN'T FIND ANY OPENINGS HIS DEFENSE IS PERFECT
>>157195951X is pretty much all Jon Jones has now. He still wants to fight but is scared to death of Big Tom.
the persian is delaying the arrangement
>>157196072the only thing scared of tom aspinall are advertisers wondering how a malformed freak that talks like a farmer can sell crypto to the global indian middle class
I think i'm gonna be rooting for d-rod, tybura and blachowicz
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
ian garry being zesty is actually one of the reasons i'm picking him over islamlevels
Come Tom, let's not delay this any further
where's Gane's wife? show yo wife nigga
>>157196111i can't see kvatso letting it end at the soft hands of a vegan zionist with an older wife and stepkids as glorious as it would be
>UFC Fight Night: Medic vs. Rodriguez
HOT DAMN!!!!! Look at the thickness ov it
Dear dear oh oh dear
imagine unironically hating ciryl ganeget helpnow
How do I get into the Ganecord
>>157196134you're telling me i can marry a female version of gane? seems too good to be true
A King in His Kingdom.
>>157196137Oh boy....
>>157196137What a youthful young man
>>157196137SOMEONE GET THIS PIGGY AN IV DRIP OF KHADADDY LOADS PRONTO
>>157196132genghis khan dominated because his strategy was gay as hell>yeah bro let's get some dudes together to ride ponies and shoot tiny little arrows from tiny little shortbows and then run away lolour innate desire to be virtuous and strong is easily subverted by "cunning" (gay) strategiesian's gonna focus solely on stuffing takedowns, holding the center, and winning by leg kicks and jabs, it will be lame (gay) but it will work
>>157196146She's taken
>>157196160talk shit about tsingis again and it will be the last thing you do. Respectfully
>>157196161why wasn't i good enough for her
>>157196173you'll get mogged spiritually before you pull your feigned retreat slop
>>157196187what are you doing in casablanca fratello
>>157196133god she's hot
Uh oh the chink is having a melty over getting conquered by mongoldaddies again...
>>157196191You needed to be black a light skin nigga with thoughts of glory in your mind and a destiny towards the undisputed interim belt of the heavyweight division
>>157196194we have other plans and sattaday night we gone fine out
Presidential Highs
>>157196245*tap tap*
Fuck Gane
ayeaux, watup ma niggane
Dragonballs on my forehead
>>157196270Fuck you. You faggot!
Dana give me contract
>>157196211are you implying gane is married to his sister?
>>157196335Who cares what I'm implying?
>>157196137He is the gift that keeps on giving
the water is back on thank god
>>157196318Dana, unearth me from this grave of dirt, discover my bones with piles of ancient relics, reconstruct my facial features to display me in some museum, study my people and ancient ways, publish it.
>>157196364>t.
>you fucking guys>you know who I am>but you don't know why i'm hereSOON
>>157196364pretty cool post ngl
>>157196316Did you make it into Spain b?
>>157196356me that's why I asked nigger
Kadyrov let's Khamzat wash his laundry
>>157196448ok well to be honest I thought that was his wife. I made a mistake and now I'm owning it
>>157196467well maybe next time you'll do a bit more research before bumping your gums.
>>157196500I won't
Reminder to watch June White's interview from years back
>>157196500Shut the fuck up bro
>Oui oui monsieur Hooker, spread those cheeks for me
>>157196580Saladine Parnassus, lebanon's greatest warrior
khabib: hold my kvass
Lion of Lebanon
>>157196580nobody believes in dis guy
>>157196626not even that one guy who's gonna call him a sexy daddy and call hooker a gaped piglet?
>>157196656Truthfully? Not even dat guy believes
It's not that i believe in that barnacle guy, but i just super mega dont' believe in Hooker.
You cannot drink kvass and say alhamdulilah
hooker literally sucks cock like actually for real
It IS a fact that people have died drowning in SHIT so it is definitely possible for Dan Hooker to die drowning in CUM. End of story.
kape wasn't lying to lil jimmy i'll say that much for free
How about you talk to each other instead of spitting out Tourette’s like statements huh?
kai kara isn't gay though
>>157196767how about i chin you you cunt. Respectfully
>>157196738Honestly? Respect.
>>157196767fuck you and fuck your faggot ass
>>157196777>>157196795
>>157196776kai is a girls name b>>157196800watch it, "mate"
do I respect Ian Garry as a man? no. now do I respect Ian Garry as a fighter? also no.
>>157196823
>>157196800India rules
good to see goobs back to his old self
>>157196831he looks liek those small white dogs idk the name but yall know which one i'm talkin about
>>157196831how many cries for help has it been for gooby? 10 at least?
>>157196844>>157196853
you're not slick "frenchie" cut it out, no free rides here
>>157196859easily
>>157196859Televangelist arc incoming
>>157196853yorkshire terrier?
is he even still catholic this is all terribly performative and should be done maybe between him and the holy see, gooby seems to have morphed into a brazilian, bogged rape charges 5 bastard kids and some weird evangelist mid life crisis
Conor "Notorious flaming bum" McGregor
Just Thinking about things… wife caught me in this candid and thoughtful moment last night while in prayer,
>>157196902His beard looks like absolute shit
>>157196902just noticed the jesus watch. fucking hell hes going all out on this
>>157196907Hey b if there’s one thing you can say about Gooby is he at least has a good beard
Conor has still only lost to the best fighters in the sport. He's no Woodley or Ferguson.
>>157196927conor would get beat by any ranked WW in addition to many unranked ones
>>157196860>>157196883Yes that's the one
There’s no way Islam retires after beating Ian Garry the cuck so who does he fight after that?
>>157196962Volk 3 for legacy
>>157196962I have no fucking idea dude
>>157196962winner of prates vs morales
>>157196972Morales is fighting Amosov
>>157196927his first loss was to Nate Diaz, not just a journeyman hes THE journeyman
>>157196962The U.S healthcare system. Tag team with Jon Jones.
>>157196907it's the mustache i think the beard is okay
>>157196972I don’t know if he wants that smoke and it’s not a superfight, he needs to retire after a superfight
>>157196962the fans
in hindsight, goobastank's only win that aged well was against eddie since eddie beat prime gaycheese. the rest are either massive fluke (aldo), unexperienced guys (holloway & porier 1) and bums (everyone else)
Islam will probably move up to middleweight and fight for the belt there and retire as a triple champ. There is just nobody left for a superfight and illia lost all his aura.
>>157197040Honestly he could beat Strickland if he is still champ next year
>>157197029factual post
>>157197029He went four rounds with Khabib fresh off the yacht
>>157197029Knocking out Aldo with one punch who is a top 3 featherweight of all time is pretty elite thoughbeit
>>157196800
Aldo was 26-1 going into the McGregor fight on an 18 fight win streak
>>157197040he can beat morales and prates next, then maybe move up to mw for his retirement fight a la gsp>>157197084if goober won that fight it wouldve been the 2nd fight that aged well but he didnt win that fight now did he>>157197089we'll never know how well he'd fared if he didnt land that punch
>>157197089The flukest of flukes thougheverbeitmoren'td'tdv've's'm
Gooby got a fluke win against Aldo and then Khabitch got a fluke win against Gooby.Karma is a bitch
>>157197120>we'll never know how well he'd fared if he didnt land that punch
karma's not like that she's a dame
BECAUSE KARMA IS MY GIRLFRIEND KARMA IS A GOD
>>157197126It wasn’t a fluke, Aldo gave Conor his chin on a platter because he was chudding out with seethe
/ourguy/ bobby green just humiliated adrian boner's /box/cel gym
>>157197054>>157197120>strickland>morales>pratesYeah unless a miracle I don't see how Islam's going to retire on a superfight. His only way out of the fight game with a bang is if he wins a third belt and retires either the same night or after his first title defense.
>>157197171Just finished crunching the numbers, I can confirm this
I respect Adrian Boner.
/box/zaddies got your panties in a twist huh?
>>157197171ye but bobbeh as tree toimes the soize of them
Broner gets drunk and hits crazy zesty dance moves, keeps a light skin twink at his side at all times
Heh guy is just like me. Though i have a bigger tummy.
>>157197126Call all of Rumble Johnson's 10 second knockouts flukes then
Rumble Deadson
Slumber Corpseson (formerly alive)
I'm essentially Cody "Love, hugs and smiles" Garbrandt
jay dee baby jay penis
The Big Brown Hybrid
i got 99 issues and tiramisu aint one!
/box/ won the story
>>157197029His losses aged well. Only lost to champions.
He knows
>>157197415Who's the guy on the right
>>157197029There's only one real fluke win and it was when that dude got his foot stuck in the cage
>>157197415>look at these gay blacks dancing, clearly /box/ won
thenotoriousbongamin
>>157193277>technicallydude he got brutally heemedalso stop sending moros here
>>157197668Your problems stem from your atheism.
>>157197668Alright, i'll try to bait them with lacoste jumpsuits, that would bring them back real quick
This is entirely related to mma : https://www.youtube.com/live/-qJoj8NwjoU
>>157197738We're all in here
indeterminate number of bings till ONE, bahtchads
>>157197171Strikeforce forever
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmwcYRZUPYE
>>157197753أش بانلك فالوضعية
have to skip ONE to see some wmma
jap is chewing this messican up
beaner heemed
ONE.LAST.RUN.
You shouldn't be able to change your fighter nickname outside of extreme cases.
>>157198073talmaboot king green, ni66a?
>>157198052*walk
>>157198102
>>157198102kek
>>157198073If a fighter's nickname doesn't fit his style of combat, he should be forced to change it, for instance Ilia does not fight like a matador at all, Brandon Moreno never assasinated any babies and Schaub isn't brown or big
Fighter nicknames should be chosen by official polls and only after they make their UFC debut.
lmao this doo lost his mouthpiece 5 times this fight
>>157198093I was talmbout Holloway
>>157198154Brandon Moreno is an assassin that looks like a baby thats the joke
>>157198264
i can already see the redness forming on the inside of the calf
That calf is done man
>>157198300>>157198312What are you watchin
oh that leg is toast
*continues fighting normally
he's already compromised
>>157198318That’s gonna pay dividends, these calf kicks are money in the bank.
>>157198322He’s already limping, can’t take too many more of those.
>>157197709no but for real, why did they come here in mass? was some kind of strategy? because it seems so
>>157198340magic eu clay, your retardo naval base in africa is european territory and if they step on it the law says they need to prove they are refugees in the next six monthsthey say they lost their documents, and eu waits for six months for the embassy to send itthat's six months of gibs and chance to run away and get a job in paris or whateverof course we are so tired of this shit, these days we break our own laws and throw them back into morocco
>>157196137
>>157198365kek
>>157198340>https://www.lamoncloa.gob.es/lang/en/presidente/news/paginas/2026/20260715-gibraltar-fence-demolition.aspxit's a mystery
ooooh the mongorian is throwing calf kicks from the clinchthose legs are beat up
>>157198340Probably some IMF shenanigans, some politician didn't get ''paid'' per say, no brainer
>>157196137made it damn near 8 months without jerking it smdh
>>157198377I don't know how much more of those he can take
>>157198340I think our chimps in charge didn't like your president's recent visit to algeria. It's will likely backfire and isolate our shithole even more
mongorian heemed
>>157198340i dont understand how they just entered? if someone broke into your house and you had a gun you would shoot them or at least start mass breaking heads. why did the policia and border control just say "kek ok enter"
>>157198340How chud is your chud party ? will they cut trades with us if they win the elections ?
Eurgh, what the fuck is that smell?
>>157198422I think you overestimate your willingness to murder unarmed people for the sake of your job.
Mike who?
>John Pork is already 31>Usman Nurmagomedov is 28Do you think MVP/PFL is going to try harder to re-sign Usman, so they can say they have an undefeated p4p brazza on their roster? Does UFC even offer Usman a contract? Or do they say 'no this guy would stink up our most exciting division' and John Pork is a better guy to promote at 155 for the Abu Schaubi cards?
>>157198474Peepeea "Pee-l Pootadpoor" Turdpooripeea
>>157198422they had a "no more border" ceremony earlier this month bappa >>157198372
>>157198474Wow, how....sorrowful
>>157198422>if someone broke into your house and you had a gun you would shoot them or at least start mass breaking headsthis would send me to jail in my country
>>157198474anthonysmithesque
>>157198489UFC already has dropped the "we have the best fighters in each division" claim. Mokaev, Ngannou and Ditcheva aren't in the UFC.
They dared to cross Dana, that's a NO NO, you don't cross that rubicon (dana's pockets)
>>157198545This guy talking about Dana's rubicon over here
>>157198525mongkaev is a controlbabby that relies on the judges being unable to score on damage, and only looks good currently because he's fighting turbocans on regionalsngubu is old as fuck and would almost certainly get raped by the current crop of heavyweightsditcheva is the only legitimate one there
>>157198548You started the creampie dana meme
>>157198549good take, monkeyeav is overrated
>>157198549>mongkaev is a controlbabby that relies on the judges being unable to score on damage, and only looks good currently because he's fighting turbocans on regionalsHe is 7:0 in the UFC, with 4 wins by submission. I think you are misremembering his fights.Ankalaev gets the same treatment often.
>>157198422Public space isn't a house
>>157198580he's a terrible sport outside the cage and puts on boring fights most of the time. Ankalaev is boring as fuck, unmarkable, and looked terrible in his last fight. We're in the entertainment business bud
>>157198525>UFC already has dropped the "we have the best fighters in each division"They are currently struggling with having the best guy fight the best guy, Arman is in limbo because of this
>>157198580mokaev was a fluke merchant. all those subs he was losing until his opponent decided to give up
im pooing and its rocky help me can someone give me some advice the poo is greasy but also rocky and i feel all of it as its halfway out now
>>157198598shartman sucks
Colby is the greatest lightweight of all time
arman? you mean the baddest motherfucker?
>>157198609>he was losing until he won
>>157198612>the number one contender sucks
>>157198580>with 4 wins by submissionah yes, the notoriously exciting control grappler submission win halfway through round 3
>>157198623afraid so. he was getting outclassed by THE baby nigga iykyk
>>157198635literally and unironically
>>157198611start taking fibre supplements and drink more water you fat fucki would say eat vegetables but i know you wont
>poofc is tomorrow at 7pmIt's a shit card anyway just start it now
>>157198659it's at 4pm for you actually
>>157198670I was looking at the main card but you're right it starts at 4pm that's even worse...
>>157198646ty man my life has been dominated by pooing for years, i must spend like 2 hours a day pooing and its not funny
Load up a Gane thread
>>157198687Perfect start time for Us. Get to enjoy it nicely into the evening.
>>157198715>>157198715>>157198715>>157198715New
>>157194575Underrated. Put me in the screencap.
5 hunnerd
>>157198582nigga they are literally illegally entering another country. trespassers shoot on site don't they? so why not arm your border similarly?
