Sad Stinkees Editionprev: >>157182597
>Seranthony Dominguez with the win
Cum Shitter and a Stankees and a kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yfkvxibi-o
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>”Ok Fernando, the Sox have been ass with RISP today. All you need to do is find the strike zone to get us out of this”>Fernando Cruz:
Dude there is some serious miracle magic going on for those chisox right nowPope is real?
Cum Shitter? Lost.Ryan Weathers? Lost.Stanks winning a WC game? Lost.
>>157190774We have a Pope AND a wizard.
Yeah but which game am i watching during the 6PM window.
>>157190745kek
>stankees top prospect offense can't even get a hit and commit a billion errors>they think these players can get them every team's best players
27
start tying the nooseyou’re seething todaytheir star pitcher farts out his cummy shitNew York New York
>>157190825>Washington (32-20 Road) @ Atlanta (32-20 Home)Now that's an interesting situation...
laffsnet analysts are trying so fucking hard to pretend like we still have a chance
>>157190831kek you can see the creation of a future namefag in real time
>>157190814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSHNhTPhZts
Who’s the bigger kwab today the Yankeks or roylels?
>stankees unironically think Volpe, Jones, and Dominguez will get them Miller, Jeffers, Chapman, Arraez and Skubal
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/Ire7-BMzQV0
dodgers
Fuck Yeah !!!
Joez McFly is having a melty
>>157190913fagishbailey is too reddit coded for me, give me italk
>>157190898as much as I wanna pick stinkees this image is too good
>>157190933LADs
>>157190940https://www.youtube.com/live/WXkaQCm_SGc
Dodger and Yankee prospects are always overrated, never trade for them unless they're guys like Vargas who you got to see a little in the majors first.
haters will be mad
>>157190875Even the Japanese love this so much:https://youtu.be/A2Qi5PEuo30
>>157191003Pope Sox about to find out
>>157190990This, they just gas people like Peff and Jomboy up and bribe them.You should be trading with my Mariners.
Kek stankees lol lel lmao
I gawtta have it...
>>157190847 omikekkies
>>157191029what did he mean by this?
>>157191055I say this
>>157191012Yes, having a Japanese dub would be very helpful
>>157190910i'm not convinced jeffers is available because the twins are still sort of in it. maybe buxton's injury changes things.i wonder if lagrange+jones could start a conversation about hunter goodman. if jones will be good anywhere, it's probably colorado.
Mariners legend Ryan Rowland-Smith coming up next on MLB network btw.
>>157190990you would have felt underwhelmed with the return of Vargas just like White Sox fans were at the time, retard
cum shitter kek
I can’t tell Spencer Torkelson, Dillon Dingler, Kevin McGonigle and Kerry Carpenter apart.
>>157190969faggot
>>157191130hard agree
>>157191129You can't prove a single one of those players exist.
>>157191122I knew of Vargas and was happy with it, but yeah most Sox fans were upset and were ready to DFA him a year ago.
>>157191160Nobody could have seen this coming and every one is happy to eat crow.
>>157191147Somehow they all have pages on MLB’s official websitehttps://www.mlb.com/player/spencer-torkelson-679529https://www.mlb.com/player/dillon-dingler-693307https://www.mlb.com/player/kevin-mcgonigle-805808https://www.mlb.com/player/kerry-carpenter-681481
>>157191170a quality trustworthy source my friend
>>157190990Obviously, they inflate the value of the media darling teams' top prospects so they don't have to give up that much in order to get the biggest stars. There's not a single trade the Dodgers have made for a top of the line player that I'd say they lost because all their prospects are shit. The only one that the jury is still out on is whether or not they lost the Michael Busch one since the return for him hasn't sniffed a major league debut yet
>>157191129what about Colt Keith?
>>157191160really the only Sox fan that was posting here regularly at the time is probably>>157191169, a hardcore doomer, maybe understandably, but Vargas had the bloodlines. His father is a living legend in Cuba, and he was playing with adults over there since he was a teenager. He's just a quiet kid that needed a little more seasoning before he felt comfortable in a new culture was always my opinion. The Dodgers aren't constructed to be able to accommodate a guy like that right now. I'm happy to see him finally start to blossom.
>>157191130>>157191146i'll be on wilshire. you better bring a weapon ;)
>>157191207He’s as pasty white as the others but at least he doesn’t have a stupid 6 syllable name
>>157191235>t. framber seranthony
>>157191206yeah, because opposing team's front offices and scouting department inputs aren't being weighed into those assessments. are you really this dumb or has all the seething pickled your brain to this extent?
>>157191055
shall be watching marlins mets
>>157191221the passive aggressive winky face is proof that you're probably a massive fag, hope you step in homeless shit on wilshire
;)
>>157191285meme game especially when the marlins can’t rely on alcantara. shall be watching as well
phillies got to figure it out. they need to improve the lineup.
We respect winkies here
>>157191295;^)
;D
>>157191316I think winky being traded to the cards before the 'line might be just what his languishing career needed
(^_~)
>>157191170Torkelson looks more like Paul Sewald than the other 3Carpenter also has a distinct enough lookBut Dingler and McGonigle look like one could eat the other and no one would be the wiser
>>157191343all wypipo look the same
Extend Winky!
>>157191352woah....
>>157191343Does Carpenter have a distinctive enough look? Paul Seward truly is a dead ringer for Torkelson though, might have to remember that for later
Funny how, funny like I’m some kinda guy that shits cum to amuse you?
>>157191406Carpenter's eyebrows are the tell for me, with how they're arched more upwards than on the other guys.
M's are either giving Sasaki a career night or are lighting him up. This is actually the game I thought /we/ might be able to win. Maybe if that happens management will go get some guys.
>>157191406The Tigers are the most Japanese video game create-a-team of all time.
I just want Fernando Tatis Jr and Manny Machado gone from the Padres. They are holding the franchise hostage from ever winning a World Series.
It's Mest Karaoke Time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.East side, west side, everybody's cumming hard,All over the F A G S fags from New York town!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
it's up!>kike back>no ohtani >pages still in the 2 hole
Why can't bad things happen to the Red Sox like they've always happened with the Yankees?
>>157191558nohtanino-sho
Please aas me
Looking forward to the Padres relocation in 2032.
>>157191570The guy we traded one of our best SPs for broke his hand on his 2nd ever at-bat for us, and our future franchise player is chilling in Florida not swinging a baseball bat.
>>157191591Heh... You're gonna be looking forward for a long time, kid (6 years, to be exact)
>>157191570>ace pitcher is kill>anthony has a fucked up hand that will never heal>traded 5th starter for a guy that immediately broke his wrist>duran is trying to fight fans and hitting sub .200>multiple other top prospects have been bustsi don't know what red sox you're watching
>>157191644I see the Red Sox are winning may games, unlike the Yankees who are losing to shitters who the Red Sox defeated very easily.
>>157191558Holy shit... Ohtani to the Braves?????
>>157191539Preller trashed your window
>>157191539>They are holding the franchise hostage from ever winningA.J. Preller has been the Padres general manager for twelve years. In his twelve years, they have six losing seasons, they have finished with more than 90 wins only once, they have made the postseason only three times (One of them being the bullshit covid season), and they have had six managers. The problem is not Tatis or Machado. The problem is Preller.
>you get your dodger dog?
>>157191295SCARED
>rain delay
>>157191787wth am I going to watch now
>>157191796I heard you got traded to the red berds
With the Yankees playing like shit, I hope there is no baseball next year.
>>157191799this rats game has high meme potential
>>157191809for a tripcode to be secured later?
>>157191169>>157191122To be fair to White Sox fans, why would they be happy with any return at that time? They were in the middle of the worst season of all time with all that dirty laundry with how fucked the front office was, and it was Getz first trading deadline after being labeled another Reinsdorf hire with zero outside interviews. They deal both Kopech and Fedde for Vargas and i could see why they would say "Well we will never see this guy be anything" You also have to remember this was coming off the Sox being completely unable to finish developing hitting prospects for years.
>>157191835rosa parks had more balls than this dude
>>157191835>wait… people who like a certain sports teams… are messing with me because I like another sports team?? that’s crazy!!! why would someone do that?- west coastie
>>157191835>mermaid in handle
>>157191745who is this foul slattern?
>>157191787it just keeps happening
>>157191796WHITE SOX IN THE TOP RIGHT QUADRANT
>>157191892Wew.
>>157191545get on your mds meds
>>157191834that's an oversimplification of a complex 3 team trade. my point was more that the Sox weren't really in a position to trade for immediate returns that wouldn't have changed the direction of the franchise at the time anyway. Kopech was the only return the Dodgers received from the White Sox and getting Edman from the Cardinals was the bigger move for the long term. Regardless, Albertus and Perez were also useful pieces Chi got from LA in that trade. trades like that are unsatisfying if you want to compete at the highest level immediately if you're the Sox but everyone knew that was an unrealistic expectation at the time.
>>157191936no you!
>>157191892Code?
>>157192016Fat fuck should've hit the gym
pfma
>>157192016
>>157192016like a bowel movement, that should read "EXCRETED" in fact
Does anyone have a chance to catch PCA for the MVP?
skubal to my black senators pending a full blackiotomy
>>157192043jackson holliday lookin like a snack
>>157190831>>157190745Kek why'd they show him so much?
>>157192043whose this broad?
>>157192043when is the game starting? i wanna watch some baaawl
>>157192016recker had a point
>>157191659Red Sox are just going through a hot streak and will be below. 500 again in mid August
>>157192043I look like that
>>157192016how does a guy go from being like 2nd in the cy young ballot to one of the worst pitchers in baseball the next year to not being able to pitch in AAA a few years later. I don't remember any fall off like this.
still 2 hours till the real games start
>>157192031
>>157192043BUILT FOR BBC
>>157192043S Y D N E YYDNEY
>>157192083unironically got too cocky
Guys, come on. That girl is like 14.
hello, /mlb/Metsbros, are we ready for some McLean action? :^)
>>157192107Do you actually not know who that is? Retarded frog poster
>>157192114Waiting on the rain.
chim chiminee chim chiminee
I hate this stupid little kid in the commercial that always plays on mlb tv, fucking retard doesn't even know what a strike out is, stupid little faggot
>>157192130he looks like he's ready to dive right into my deep, dark hole!
>>157192085This is real
OR BLOW ME A KISS !!!AND THAT'S LUCK, TOO !!!
>>157192107she could be 14 or 24
>>157192138open wide!
>>157192083It happens to pitchers sometimes. They suffer an injury and its over. The one that sticks in my head is Brandon Webb, he was one of the best pitchers in the league, then his arm (or shoulder, forgot which.) got hurt and he was gone just like that.
>>157192130OI MISTRESS, YA FANCY A SHAG??
>>157192136The marketing teams that make these commercials are filled with millennial women that don't know shit about baseball btw
>>157192136wow PCA has a lot more strikeouts this year than I thought
>>157192115Oh yeah who is she then
>>157192153faggot
Harrison Gayder was in a late night scoorer crash in the gloryhole district. Season over.t. SFist
pca actually going to win a mickey mouse mvp because of ohtani's injuries
>>157192171kek
why is the genny so slow
made $1400 (more if you count after-hours movement) on the market today based on ridiculous $MU mispricing. can I buy anybody a ballgame hotdog?
>>157192264Cub'em!
>>157192264Dodgers aren't playing
>>157192265M's fans are still getting their assholes bleached, they should be around in an hour
phillies should go against conventional wisdom and double down on bad contracts. if you're in for a penny, be in for a pound.they should go after chapman and trout.
>>157192264Everyone’s taking a little nappy poo between the Cubs/Yankees games and the Dodgers/Red Sox games
>>157192279Trout ain't leaving
>>157192277why would a man bleach his asshole? my ass is hairy as hell and that's the way I like it. I even had a girl lick my hairy ass and she was really enjoying it. I kinda had to stop her
>>157192264>>157192277meant to respond to this and not the stock fag
go go white sox
>barves
NATS!
>>157191892i demand a code for this
>>157192283>>157192264I'm unironically taking a nappy
>>157192291RACCOON CITY
Luis Garcia with one of the sexiest looking homers I’ve ever seen
>He does it for free
Yankees get Mike TroutAngels get Jasson Dominguez, Kervin Castro, and Luis GilYankees get Elly De La CruzReds get Will Warren, George Lombard Jr, and Ben Hess
>>157192213Dude gets a DRS every time he wipes his ass. It pisses me off so much.
>>157192303GO NADS!
>>157192308no clue, it was posted during a WC hydration break
>>157192326>"Don't you have anywhere to go, Karl? Family to reach out to?">"No, I usually sleep behind the dumpster outside the studio"
>>157192264Only 3 games on and no hot stove.
yay elly :)
>>157192347>hot stovefired-up grill*
>>157192340Tragic. 4plebs doesn't handle threads with 7k posts for some reason and I can't see if sauce was given there either.
yay sal :)
>bullpen game by design
Luisangel Acuña's brother just hit a home run.
metsiners
>>157192352>>157192370yay :)
I'm going to hit Matt Olson with my car before he gets to Stan Musial's streak.
I want to change teams. Pic related.
LGMlet's start a sweep of the fish
>>157192428what streak?
>>157192413High quality post
>>157192316
>>157192472i look like this and post here
>>157192447
McLean is dealing
>>157192454Iron Man streak. Consecutive games played. Matt Olson is playing consecutive game number 891 at 9th longest all time. Stan Musial is at 895. I don't think he'll ever pass Cal or Lou, but 3rd (Everett Scott - 1307 - 1916-1925) is obtainable with three more full seasons for Olson.
>>157192505I thought Garvey was 3rd?
>>157192485Bodied that freak
>>157192505nvm Garvey was 1207
>>157192517Garvey had 1207 for 4th longest.
You now remember Dan Uggla
>>157192528>>157192530How about Miguel Tejada? I thought that guy played every game for like 10 years straight
>>157192505People aren't talking about this enough, especially in an era where the players are generally criticized for load management.
Why is tyrone taylor not on the starting outfield lineup
>>157192538i use him on the grid once in a while
>>157192545Why isn't Soto committing to 1B
>>157192505how does he do it? peptides?
>>157192543I used to find it admirable but now I think it's kind of dumb assuming you have guys that can spell players here and there in a season.
>>157192553Stop speaking in riddles, boy.
>>157192541Tejada had 1152, good for 5th.Here's the list so I don't have to keep checking. Note that Olson's number is not updated frequently. https://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Most_Consecutive_Games_Played
Why should I root for the mariners tonight?
>>157192570We don’t talk about Sachio Kinugasa enough
>>157192567Who you calling boy you balding dwarf
>>157192570I've noted you neglected to mention Carp legend Sacgio Kinugasa
so taguchi. now there was a chinaman
>>157192570a lot of Chinamen on that list
>>157192615That hurts.
>>157192645does it hurt like taking a piss after eating thai food or like accidentally jamming your dickhead against a girl's cervical wall
>>157192609Hmm, I don't know, maybe because they are THE SEATTLE FREAKIN MARINERS!!!! It's like hating IPAs or Nintendo
>>157192671Neither of these things are relevant to my lifestyle.
>>157192625So Taguchi… now THAT was a ballplayer
no sex havers in the genny
>>157192683bro you're missing out
I'll let you fuck my ass.
Just got off work. Somebody rooting for one of the three games right now let me know who to root for and I'll tune it in.
>>157192693umm...sweetie...?
>>157192693Who needs sex when you can just goon to Alysa Liu. Go Os!
>>157192693I have 2 bathrooms all to myself and a healthy head of hair tho
>>157192696Thai food makes me shit myself.
>>157192702/we/ are rooting for the mets to lose in the most humiliating way possible
>>157192702
>>157192702Mets cuz McLean is pitching
>>157192702Please support my metsies.
>>157192085
>>157192711sorry to hear that. anyway to answer your question I guess we also want to showcase Robert
>>157192712To the first go the spoils, maximum humiliation for the Mets it is
>miserable /mlb/ chuds don't want to see McLean blossom into a bona fide ace even though that's great for baseballyou people are so lame
How the heck did robert not hit a homer off of that kek
>RobertWho did they give up for this absolute bum?
>mclean is dealing
>>157192442>the downvote to comment ratioholy based
>>157190745>>157190831I enjoy seeing spoiled brats suffer hahaha
>>157192609Dodgers are the villains of baseball.
lol?
>the young kids like memes that are meaninglessyes they do john
Just read about how Nintendo saved the Mariners from relocation, that's crazy never heard that one before.
>>157192820holy vomit
As long the Mariners never win a pennant in our lifetime, Nintendo will be bankrupt and leave Mario to public domain.
>>157192818Ninetndo also saved the World Cup from six gorillion goals
faggotnals
>>157192834lel
>>157192818its what the original mario bros. story is based on
why does skubal want to go to the dodgers?
>>157192841>your franchise is in another castle
>>157192820iceberg lettuce and tomatoes dont belong on hamburgers.
>>157192841I thought it was this
>>157192843because moneyI told ya they are ruining baseball and you weren't listening
>>157192852>he's never had one west virginia stylesad
>>157192852Shut up FROG, you’re so stupid.
>>157192818Yeah and the Angels were once owned by Disney. This league is reddit incarnate
Problem?
>>157192852kill him, KILL HIM!!!
>>157192859I listen
Gonna kill that smart a mouth frog if he doesn’t shut up
>>157192852iceberg lettuce sucks on burgers, good for sammys though
I had two stacked cheeseburgers from Five Guys today for $15 because my local franchise seems to be running an eternal BOGO option. it's so kino. the burgers are excellent especially when you're basically paying $7 per + tax
thinkin about becoming a wine guy...
everyone will leave the frog alone
>>157192898very based. they are good but only worth it with deals like that
>>157192898yeah the one near my job is luckily one of our few good ones in the area
>>157192898their burgers cost $15? I thought was just a meme
>>157192898heh... wouldn't mind taking five guys...I ride one, jack off two, and alternate taking four and five in my mouth...
>>157192896A burger is a sandwich
>>157192923yay go cubbie bears!
>>157192916they are made from top quality beef and fresh ingredients. for $15 I'd rather go to a specialty sitdown burger place or a steakhouse but Five Guys burgers can't be matched in quality or wholesomeness by any other fast food option
Cease burger talk immediately /mlb/ is a fried chicken board
>>157192925true if huge...
>>157192933wholesomeness?
>>157192939Mc*
>>157192945Do NOT make me post the official /mlb/ chicken restaurant rankings again
>>157192939my fat ass is eating both and ain't a damn thing you can do about it
The frog must die
>>157192944now you know why it's called Whole Foods!
>>157192961>does nothing about it
>>157192952Don’t lie anon we all know you can’t get hot food with EBT
>>157192907I'm a beer guy, but drinking some white wine on the patio on a sunny day is a vibe.
>>157192961good luck
>>157192973Beer and wine are bad for you
now I want a burger even tho I already baked chicken you fucking cunts
>>157192966I see
>>157192973LMAO GAYER THAN GAY
>>157192973>he doesn't order a glass of cabernet sauvignon to complement his filet mignon
>>157192984source?
mclean is dealing
gay ass stowers
>>157192985teehee!
>>157192993I'd rather have a golden ale with my ribeye.
>>157192925you guys wont even call a chicken burger a burger so I dont want to hear it!
>>157192993>ordering a cut that expensive and overrateduntucked shirt behavior
>>157192043I'd give her a pearl necklace if you know what I mean.
>>157193012it's my favorite cut along with the new york strip, though I do also really like the porterhouse and tomahawktough to go wrong with steakalso stop being gay and rude in a friendly thread
"Rooting" for Miami feels like me rooting for myself when I was fucking a brown chick. I got what I came for but it'll probably be "just this once".
>McLean is dealing
This nigga is tucking in his shirts oh noooo
>>157193012Steak is overrated as fuck no matter what cut you get
>>157193025>tomahawkOH. MY. PROTEIN.
>>157193008I'm not a beer connoisseur but I do love a light frothy glass. One I used to get a bunch when I was younger and trying out micros was the Leinenkugel Summer Ale. I also loved all the golden wheat beers I had in Germany. they were so tasty
>>157193034>t. enormous slovenly lardass
>>157193008I prefer rosé
>>157193034KEK
>judging someone because they like a different cut of steak than you doclinical proof of autism and no friends
>>157193057>t. babby cut enjoyer
now now get along everyone dodgers soon
>>157192916That's why they're laughed at for comparing themselves to innout and its 3 dollar burgers (and arguably still losing). Too scared to pick a fight with the true GOAT Johnny Rockets
https://vittorios.biz/I still think about the truffle parmigiano hash browns I had as a side at this place. the steak was really good too
>>157193066>fifty minutes earlyI don't think your pre-game show has even started yet westie
i prefer unfermented. for me, its welch's.
>>157193071i'd love to have a first date that feels like a job interview here
I dump a bunch of montreal seasoning on my $20 2 pack of steaks (cut unknown). When I'm really splurging, I'll pick up the $35 two pack from Costco. That's good eats for me.
The only way I would lower myself to eat a peasant meal like a hamburger is if it were delivered to me by a cute teen girl wearing rollerblades. Especially if said girl has braces too.
>>157193074>womanly obsession over LALMAO they usually like LA
how the fuck do you even choose? I'd feel like my server is mentally fraud checking me
>>157193071>ip grabberno thanks!!
>>157193102why does the ground beef have a hole in it?
>>157193102I bring my own
>stankees road trip has 7 consecutive games in Chicago No other team gets this kind of scheduling benefit
>>157193110any site you visit is an ip grabber but ok here's the menu
>>157193102I don't get it
>>157193122yeah, i know. i thought for sure dodgers were playing nats when they went to the whitehouse, but it was mets
>>157193123>ip grabbing menutry twice fail twice bitch
>>157193123No prices on menu = restaurant isn’t worth it
>>157193123for me it's chorizo mussels, the big v, rib eye, and sauteed mushrooms.
I love these 9:30ish start times. New Hampshirebro here with the window open listening to the baseball
>>157193123>Call 631-264-333 for pricingthat phone number doesn't have enough digits
>>157193146nice choice. I believe I skipped an app that night and went for the porterhouse for 2, broccoli rabe, and truffled parmigiano hash browns. they were so fucking good
>>157193170sounds like you're not rich enough to know about the 9 digit telly's
>>157193170kek
>>157193123I’ll have the crab cakes, followed by a pork chop cooked medium, and for sides let me do the mushrooms and the broccoli rabe.
>>157191835based bus driver
>>157193052are you winespie?
>>157193196shut up, bitchass
2026 Mest>losespend 388 million dollars on payroll>losesoto goes on the IL>losefire the manager>losesoto returns>losehomosex pride day>loselindor returns>loseowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS>losesoto goes back on the IL>loselolmestolmest
>>157193123baked clams, wedge salad, rib eye w/ the steak fries & creamed spinach. thank you!
>>157193191I have to admit something to you, anonI don't like pork unless it's bacon or KBBQ marinated pork belly
jimmy baseball!
>>157193084this is oddly specific. what happened to you, anon?
>>157193209man the koreans know what the fuck they're doing with pork dude
>>157193209I had this maple brined pork chop once at a steakhouse and it was probably the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten.
is ace really the place with the helpful hardware folks?
>>157193228for me it was the ribs at bogaert's smokehouse in st louis, then a tie between a piece of wagyu nigiri i had in fort lauderdale and a chargrilled gulf grouper i had in atlanta
I can pee on command
>>157193228>>157193225best pork I ever had was pork shoulder prepared at this Thai place in the city called Hungry Thirsty. their flavors were out of this world. they closed for a while but the chef just returned from Thailand and reopened the place in a new joint! I gotta check it out soon
>>157193244TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIN
>>157193247what did command ever do to you?
>>157193209>KBBQ marinated pork bellybased. i used to go to this one kbbq place that had garlic marinated pork belly. shit was so cash.
>>157193244The asexual hardware store?
Always love the win but please AA for the LOVE OF GOD let this be the last time this season we have to suffer a Grant Holmes start
>>157193252Football really hasn't been fun to watch on TV anymore since John Madden retired
>>157193251I love pork shoulder, one of my favorite meals to make.
I can pee and poop my pants on command
>>157193262I remember when Baseball and Football on FOX it used to be where you couldn't wait to hear the top announcers do your favorite teams game ;_;
>>157193271hey, if command is into that, more power to em
>>157193123mussels luciana and filet of salmon
>>157193271this but my diapy
>>157193271Not diaped up?
I would really like to date a girl who wears braces. And also to hold her hand.
>>157193278I just remember when Fox started broadcasting games back in the 90s and I liked it just because their theme music was awesome
anyone wanna get some Thai food with me. all my friends are super white and can't handle real heat
>>157193253FAWKIN HOME RUN ANON
>>157193284I don't even have undies on
> lefty mason-montgomerylmao what
Nolan McLean is, in fact, dealing.
>>157193294i know i'd shit my brains out later but i would absolutely house that thing
>>157193294I love spicy food and Thai places never make it as spicy as I want them to because they think I can't handle it :(
I really thought during spring training that diapy posting would take off this season
>>157193309badspie posts to his diapy every morning
>>157193308here's a tip:say PHED MAK MAK MAK to the server if it's a real Thai placesay I want REAL THAI SPICY. PHED MAK MAK MAK(phed mak = very spicy)
>>157193314it's on me really, i should have forced the meme
>senga hasn't pitched in two weeksAndy Green is dealing
It's badIt's really bad
>>157193330bad things are bad for you.
>>157193318Thanks! I'll eat Thai food with you any time anon :)
Poodres kek
70% /ck/ 30% /mlb/ rn
>Roman Anthony has starting swinging off a teePerfect timing to get traded soon for Peña.
>>157193330And it's getting worse
>>157193257he'll get 4 or 5 more because he's a 4 or a 5 in the rotation, problem is after Sale you're relying on 4s and 5s unless one of the injured guys magically is ready to deal on day 1 off the DL
>>157193330
>>157193336if you happen to be in NYC and ever see a guy in a Mets hat at a place like Ugly Baby, Hungry Thirsty, or Hungry Spicy, chances are it's me :^)come say hello and I'll buy you a beer
>>157193244its a catchy jingle
>>157193352>i can't help ya play better than tiny iota. that guy was great.
>>157193359mmm i'll suck your cawk if you do that! ;)
LET'S GO LINDORRRRRRRRRRR
lots of low scoring games today desu
>>157193351trade deadline is Monday, if AA gets 2 starters like he allegedly wants we should theoretically have someone new the next time this spot comes up on Tuesday, yeah I'm not holding my breath but I can still dream, Hell even if we only get 1 starter you'd still replace Homes most likely so he can go back to the bullpen and give us the long reliever we desperately need
>alvarez base running
>>157193378Not for long!
>>157192505>>157192543Olson is on roids
>>157193244Safelite repair. Safelite replace.4imprint for certain!Have you eaten yet?800-588-2300 Empire!Ba-da-ba-ba-baaaaa I'm lovin it
>>157193389you are correct
>>157193374
>>157193395This an Empire genny. The Empire jingle is based
>>157193395>mfw mickey d's is my lil friday morning breakfast treat:)
>>157193398that scene was viscerally painful to watch
PRRRRRRRT
>>157193407>>157193395Incorrect, this is a 1-877-KARS4KIDS K-A-R-S KARS4KIDS genny
>>157193410Was this where they called in Chumlee to get that rare railroad car toy priced
>>157193342You are fully retarded, Jose. The Astros are a game out of first place. Their biggest need is run production. They are not trading away their guy with a 142 OPS+ for your broken bust.
>>157193420Battletoads, Rick.
CARM ON CARCARM ON BENGIE BOY
>>157193420it was when Rick was seething about Battle Toads prank calls
>>157193419you FUCKING fuck
why does the A's ballpark look so cheap
>>157193419(((shalom)))
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENGE GET NOLDAWG IN THE DUB SEAT
>>157193424What’s this some kinda Amish
i'm actually excited for a sasaki start....you just know he's going to regress
M E T S
>>157193437it is. fun environment though, the players are literally right in front of you on the outfield berm
>>157193419not in the state of california it isn't
>>157193330I just wanna give her a hug
>>157193342We’re not trading away the white Juan Soto. In the era of working walks he’s one of the best to do it
LUISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GO
>>157193446He'll have a career night one way or the other.
>>157193395>CELLINO & BARNES>INJURY ATTORNEYS>CALL 854-2020
>>157193437Kek based
>Nelson and Karrostime to listen to the radio broadcast
Erm, Padres?
>>157193409based
>>157193463*dies in a helicopter crash*
What happened to build submarines?
>woo road startbet the farm on the dodgers
For me it’s the Bob Murphy broadcast booth, brought to (You) by Bigelow Tea.
>>157193487Sasaki start thoughbeit
LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTYLIBERTY
>>157193486recruiting budget got reallocated to bottom-shelf whiskey & testosterone pills
3 2B's for Elly tonight!
>>157193487I don’t have a farm
>>157193499Probably better for the navy than the hijab welder des.
>>157193486They deconstructed.
>>157193501did you lose it in a bet?
>>157193509CARLOS
mest is dealing
I'm starting to feel stressed about Ohtani's health
>>157193496he's back to being our secret weapon
>>157193521harper should hook him up with his blood guy
>>157193522Is that glove regulation size?
>>157193521How's his A1C?
>>157193522is that glove regulation sized
>>157190745Come on pirates
>>157193522That glove is to small
>>157193529it does look a tad small
>>157193504>PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB
>>157193496>woo on the road
might have to take Nolan out, he's gassing
>>157193539>>157193540
> bases loaded bottom of the ninthoh boy
>>157193535i take once daily jardianceAT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>157193549too big
>>157193536You can clearly see the letter R on his glove. It does stands for regulation.
>>157193539
>>157193555
ATOBTTR!
Reds walk it off!!!!!!
>>157193558Better. Still believe it could be bigger
ITFDB
let's go let's go
should I rewatch Breaking Bad or The Master (2012)?
>>157193560teehee!
>>157193558fake
>>157193504marky mark moment
dubba pray!
>>157193566
Roki's comically sizes glove mentioned
>>157193572no, you shouldn't.
>>157193572seen 'em both, i say neither
>>157190745My pirates ):
>>157193488peppermint tea is better for you
>>157193572Gilmore Girls
>>157193572it's much easier to watch a 3 hour movie than 5 seasons of a tv show
>>157193572Watch The Sandlot
My pirates lost today, but they will get a win tomorrow I'm feeling it. Being just over even is hard to watch sometimes, but its what it takes to be an honest fan.
>>157193592fuck off rory
>it's gonna rain all weekendoh. okay.
>>157193558>>157193582>yaoi hands deviant art artists.jpg
kek roki
POOOOOOOOO NATION ON THE BOARD
Where is son of bakespie, for I much desire to speak with him.
So...are the Dodger fans ready to lose the next series against the Red Sox?
>>157192939Only without bones
>>157193618sit'down boy*cracks whip*
>>157193620Alright... this glove DEFINITELY isn't regulation size.
Goddamnit julio
>>157193591this is a constant comment genny
nu>>157193642
>>157193488can't get into tea manit smells so good it tastes like mulch
>>157193582make him wear the glove
>getting perfect gamed by a team that has no city/state in their name>red sux
oh boy its another
