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Dodgers!
doyers
dodgers
is this nu?
Mariners>>157193646Take the bag out after it steeps for 5 minutes
thoughts on McLean's performance today? 2 home runs given up, one while he was flagging at the end
bryan goo
Sasaki glove edits were actually funnyOne of the rare chuckles on this site amid an endless wave of mental illness and latent gay shit
we don't actually need a nu at exactly 500 posts
even when they don't play the Philthys still manage to lose
Os
>>157193646steep it for less time, add honey
dodgers are gonna light this t-mobile merchant up lfg
roki is dealing (meatballs)
>>157193662source?
Road SoxRoadleticsRoadgersRoadinersRoadiantsRoadres
los bandwagoners!
basedball
Bryan Woo. More like Bryan Poo
nohei notani tonight :(
>>157193661I'm literally a girl though
>>157193672True.
>>157193661Latent?
>>157193664smhing my damn head dis nibba wearin duckface
>>157193668Woo lowkey sucks. He throws a fuckton of fastballs. Outside of Seattle he doesn't get the same movement and he gets hammered
rushing is legitimately one of the ugliest people i've ever seen
Nice job woo, you'll be the first starter to give up a 2 run homer in the first instead of just a solo.
based eggman
>>157193661true
>>157193684There is not a single starter I wouldn't part with for a reasonable return.
>>157193661Check this one out!
I like this duck
>>157193651rat
get well soon, sho
I went to a tea factory in Sri lanka, it was surprisingly kino
>>157193699kek silly shit like this is underrated
>>157193707teehee! like from the european guy's hat! haha!!
>passed ballKek big shitter
Andy P
Things are progressing exactly as predicted.
Guys, listen, my uncle is an English teacher in Japan at a well known technology company, so I most definitely know what I'm talking about. You can't just say"based" because "based" requires an indirect object, which is something that a thing is based upon. You sound like retards when you just say "based", besmirching the good /sp/ name and reputation. Stop or I will have your IP backtraced. The ball is in your court.
bryan woooooo~
time for rispgers
>>157193714bang any sri lankan honeys? do any of them look as cute in the wild as the big jeeta pornstars?
>>157193707smug smile and black face, he's unfathomably based
>>157193703Agree. Like that other anon said, they're T-Mobile merchants. /We/ do not have an ace. Logan is closest but he'd be the 2 or 3 anywhere else that isn't so pitcher-friendly
Gomenasai
Freddie :(
>>157193735Bryce has been good.
>>157193714I'd love to go to Sri Lanka. I imagine a lot of beautiful flora and the hot girls being really hot
Muncy blowing this open right here.
Woo extremely lucky Freeman didn't wallop that strikeout slider that barely slid
>>157193735miller and acecock are great, everyone else besides faggot castillo are good
>>157193714I don't even know where Sri Lanka is on the map
>>157193707
mariners gonna need to score some runs if they intend to win this game
>>157193756Quit your schizobabble
>>157193753it's india's little water droplet
That fat fuck useless muncy
>>157193740Bryce will regress. His numbers are better than his stuff. Look at his 2025 season. >>157193752Hancock has impressed this season for sure. Reading he might be on the trading block to get /us/ a decent hitter
I'm gonna watch Breaking Bad. it'll help me channel my inner Walter White on my next 2 ochem teststhanks for the feedback anons
Mets NEED to beat the Marlins tonight
>>157193728>>157193744very average looking women tbqhwas with family so didnt try to despite ample opportunity to get my BWC wetcutest one was the girl who served me at the music store there, think she could sense my unrealised musical potential
what a zesty double
mookie slap!
That's game congratulations dodgers
>>157193748Yeah blowing his fat asshole open with a big stinky fart maybe
it's over
doggiedoos on the board
MOOKIE SLAP!!
Mugiiiii
wooo~
Thank you Seattle Mariners. See ya in 2028.
dookie didn't shart
>>157193769i used to date a german guy who did this a lot.
Awesome
>Freddie and Munchy strike out swinging with RISP#ITFDB
>cal wasting challenges in the firstI'm out these fucking shitheads aren't even trying.
I fuckin hate Randy M'sbrosHe jogs in the outfieldThrows a fuckin lollipop back to the cutoff man A good LF holds Pages at 3rd there
>six home runs all yearKWABworthless fatty
>>157193772why didn't you go to Borneo instead and chill with the orangutans?
kek big dumpster
>>157193744Unless you jizz ten buckets from porn of them in shitty lighting with shitty tile floors, don't bother. Otherwise, you'll just be in one of those pornos, rather then merely viewing it, and you might find that your dick is not amused for either. Trust me.
tucker is a bum
>leadoff walk comes around to scorewhy don't pitchers just not walk the opposing team's batters?
>getting shutout by a team that has no city/state in their name>red suxCan't wait for the Dodgers to end your season
>>157193769i wish i was and damaging more than $3,000 worth of property in multiple airbnbs
>>157193756grok is this true?
>>157193724SENSEI, What word should I use instead of "based"?
Why is Woo such a home babby?
Fucking bums Mets at it again
In the 2030's we will see an influx of very tall zoomer players because it's a huge advantage that doesn't get taken advantage of much right now.
>>157193821what a soulless looking face. so much surgery
which batter will lose his bat tonight? it's been happening way too often lately for some reason
>>157193772>very averagelmao literally some of the ugliest women on the planet
>>157193821yeah, im thinking... boobs
>>157193816this you?
the dodgers might win the series but the mariners will get the moral victory>>157193833imagine noticing her face
>>157193826thoughts on Colin Farrell, Saoirse Ronan, and the power level of the Kinahan Cartel?
>>157193642My pirates ):
>mfw this skeletor broke cal raleighs brain :(
>>157193791Might be a longer rebuild than that tbqh. This core is clearly not getting back to last year's level. Cal's contract will become a boat anchor if he doesn't massively improve.
>>157193832What, to /mlb/? Hopefully we’re all gone by then, zoomers are horrible posters
>>157193809I know what dothead porn is like and I've been to plenty of shitholes. I wouldn't be a sex tourist, mostly would like to try new food and see nature.
Naylor is possibly the worst money ever spent by the Mariners, what a scam artist.
>>157193848>mfw I realize my favorite pitcher shits cum
>>157193856idk i'd rail her
>>157193848pretty eyes
>>157193822My uncle says "キャッキ"
>>157193856Wtf is with her shoulders?
>>157193856What the fuck is wrong with her head?
>>157193875Sick fuck
>>157193850>Saoirse Ronanwould sniff sweaty/filthy holes
>>157193849>imagine noticing her facemost important thing unironically
>>157193856
Career night for Roki, what's his previous K total? He'll beat it by a couple tonight.
>>157193856potato headed nerd traded up at least 2 tiers in the looks department
>>157193850>Colin FarrellBased>Saoirse RonanCrackhead though I remember seeing her in a football game many years ago>Power of the Kinahan CartelDaniel is getting extradited back to Ireland after making his millions shilling with Tyson Fury and will prolly still have a ton of influence
>>157193856I wouldn't imagine their children look like Quasimodos
You guys are my only social life. Thanks
>Bailalo Roki>Suetele Roki>Bailalo Roki>Suetele Rokihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RIijr31lU
Mariners are reddit
>>1571938889?
>>157193821Can you even imagine how awful it would be to date a girl this narcissistic
Why are we ok with mexicans and japanese people taking Americans' MLB positions? You know these guts from Venezuela are taking 1/10th of the salary just like illegals do.
>>157193848Nowhere near Dominican enough
>>157193861should've let him come to the Mets!
>>157193897He'll get 11
>>157193894gotta get out there, anon. shit's not healthy
>>157193900Mexicans and Japanese are based
>>157193903M's should trade Naylor and Hancock to the O's for Pete.
>>157193894it's probably 90% of mine now. people are busy irl and hanging out is work.
>>157193910based on what? a common ancestor?
>>157193896You are reddit
Tucker is the Glup Shitto of the MLB
>>157193891is she really a crackhead? I thought she was a demure artsy fartsy kinda girl who took life seriously
>>157193860I'm not saying you are, and I certainly wasn't either. I'm just saying there's "beautiful" and "dick = diamonds" and some of them browns taught me they aren't the same thing. I ended up tragically close to limpdick territory but managed to soldier through it. But it was close, really close. And she was beautiful, but just not for me.
>>157193919i dress like this and luv baybaw
>>157193894Piratespie?
I love brown women
a ROBERTONIAN base hit
>>157193916lel
>>157193911No one is taking on Naylor's contract. He's a below average 1B who can't hit for power
>>157193927kek
>>157193920that makes ohtani the Bondo Reems
>>157193929this but women and men
Terrible throw kek
who's trading for lubob?
>>157193932How can he be a fat fuck and not have power?
>>157193929What age range?
How come I never get called Metspie despite effortposting about the Mets all the time?
>>157193927
Please buy our players
>>157193856it was because he refused to shake his teammates hand during the WBCallah has plagued his bat as a result and he suffers from hemmorhoids
>that walk up song from hernandezabsolutely disgusting
Let's go KIKE!
>>157193856She looks like the annoying best friend of the girl you're dating who can't keep a boyfriend. Always third wheeling and talking shit when you leave the room
GOD WHY DOES EVERY ROCKSTAR GAME TAKE NINE YEARS TO LOAD
>>157193944I'm 34 now so probably like 28+. Maaaaaybe 26ish if they're especially impressive
>>157193911We can give you Tyler O'Neil instead. He doesn't really hit the ball though
>>157193945Have you tried being more of a faggot?
>>157193922What the hell are you even talking about man? Sounds like an experience where you realized you were gay?
>>157193922the only 2 girls I wanted to create children with weren't having it from me. One was Cambodian and the other was Indian. just as well, I probably would have been a lousy life partner in the long run.
>>157193945your vibes are off
>>157193962Don't think I have it in me, non. I only jerked off to Bailey Jay a few times back in my early 20s but that's because hot chicks with big tits and a dick were a novelty back then. Tranny porn now disgusts me.
>>157193927That's brutal
>cygames ads all over the stadium
>>157193866KEK
>tyrone taylor is in the game
>>157193934Deepest lore
>>157193942most of his hits are weak parachute jobs his power numbers are awful all he does well is steal bases
>>157193978I have no idea what you're premoting but Gigi is better.
>>157193945You need a catchphrase to get that monikerHouspie's was "ALL ABOARD edition"Cubspie's is "no...NO!!!"
COME ON SEATTLE EVERYONE BELIEVES YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157193929/mlb loves bugs and browns
So this genny does drugs and fucks foreign prostitutes? I might not benefit from spending time here…
>>157193987That's too much effort. I just want to earnestly blog about my Mets with Kiwibro and the rest of the gang.
>>157193971can you even call yourself gay if you jerk off to bailey jaythats like gay stolen valor
>>157193963Yeah, I guess I am completely asexual for most Filipinos, Cambodians, Indians, etc. OTOH I am fond of piping down even the ugliest real Asians and fit white chicks.
>>157193991i smoke weed and fuck my wife tyvm
>>157193989brotha she's like 13>>157193991don't forget the proud pedos
>>157193989She only fucks small Asian boys.
>>157193932It's cheaper than Pete and comes with a starter that costs peanuts.
sasaki is dealing
>>157193991Drugs and adultery are bad for you
>>157193995Oh I see that makes more sense. I don’t think I could get naked in front of a woman at all without a panic attack
For me it's women with no tattoos, no piercings, no lip filler, no dyed hair, doesn't smoke, and isn't fat.
>>157193995Same. I have tried before. Southeast Asians and other brown women do nothing for me. I'd take a 4/10 white girl over a 9/10 Flip
>>157193999I also smoke weed and fuck this guys wife
no one cares doyerpaco
>>157194000>13I WISH <3
>>157193994that's what I'm saying. it was just the fact that she looked so much like a woman yet had a dick at a time when the was true freakshow status. I never watched her take it in the ass or anything. and I grew out of it quickly. she probably still looks good from the tits up
[insert pitcher name here] is dealing
>>1571940114/10 white chick just means fat
>>157194000out of ten!
>>157194004LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS
Cole Young.Only Mariner worth a damn.
>>157194009Highly controversial opinion on nu-4chan
>>157194024Nah I'll take a not-so-cute white girl home from a bar if she has a redeeming quality like big tits or a great sense of humor. Plus average chicks try really hard to please
Here's your #1 yankees fanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PhFsi6XabTw
everybody cares doyerchad
>>157194023Noah Cameron was dealing today but my peepee poopoo royals blew it in the most humiliating way possible
My Red Sox are losing to a team that plays on a AAA field
Mono Stereo o algo saving the Sawx once again
>devin williamsWe are gonna fucking lose.
>>157194009You're missing out
>>157194048Enjoy the Dodgers ending your season
>>157194043He reacted this way to game they wonImagine him in the past 2 gameshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/yuXfKYIiHXc
Roki is basically halfway to my predicted 11Ks
>>157194045i thought as much
>>157194039Cole has been one of the only bright spotsColt needs to pick it up. He has sucked for a while.
>>157194042I’ve only ever dated one girl and I married her
>>157194045THISBUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE OTHER SIMP SHIT
All Roki had to do was to change his glove. Noice
>>157194054Your team’s best pitchers can’t beat the white sox
>>157194009i like a girl with tatsfor me it only enhances whats already therethat said I do find some tattoo styles better than others (american traditional I just find pretty gay)
>mfw when he uses the p-word
PROPOSED RULE CHANGE>BALLS THAT CATCHERS FAIL TO CATCH CANNOT BE CALLED STRIKESthoughts?
woo more like poo lol
>>157194061I respect that anon, congratulationsDifferent strokes for different folksI'd kill myself long before I ever get married
>>157193843average means bad
>>157194055>cussing in front of a childISTFGIHYPDDT
>>157194072I WAS 12 ONCE
>>157194072End of alvy's career
hey here's a questionhow come everybody has been sucking off jrod since he entered the league but now PCA is about to beat out ohtani for MVP and people still act like jrod is the gold standard for outfielders
>>157194067Yankees never had good pitchers since 1923
>>157194074are you abductionspie
>>157194072This sounds like a rule to bail out umps for missing calls they should get correct
>>157194072how can we make this happenthis must happen
>>157194067Your team had the biggest cheater in MLB history managing this season and you still suck. Enjoy getting a good look at Ben Rice and Based Schlittler's 2026 World Series rings ASSachusetts
>>157194072I think you’re dumb and should quit yappin’
>>157193856she looks like misiorowski's gfs older sister
I love girls with nipple piercings
>>157194068Tattoos are gross and pretty much guarantee she's a shallow, hedonistic, garbage person who isn't worth dating seriously
>>157194087kek that's true
>>157194086just some swamp gas
>>157194061Lucky. What was his name?
>>157194055Is this guy worse or that mets guy? what's with new yorkers?
>wife talks to her parents once a day>gets mad about my mom texting her ever once in a while How do I set this bitch straight
>>157194072nah just have 'em switch dugouts every inning
>>157194094You have never seen a pair of tits irl
>>157194061>tfw wanna get married but no woman ever will agree to it
Yankschizo is REVVED
>>157194094why? they just got in the way. you can't get a good nipple sucking in because you might pull on the piercing too hard with the suction your mouth creates and she'll whine about the painand imagine if a hot girl is lactating? the last thing you want is some nasty steel tasting shit in between your mouth and her glorious milky titties
>>157194095i dont think thats true anon
sit the FUCK down
>>157194109My wife dumped me when we were dating but we still lived together so I got her back
sucking on a pierced nipple is the WORST
>>157194091You make $16/hr lol wagiedoo ‘em!!
>>157194048>>157194049
great ab Andy P
pages bum status?
>>157194122What about a pierced penis?
Books status?
>>157194107bags of sand
>UP THE GUTWhat did he mean by this?
PIITB! gg marlels.
I'm the only sex haver in this genny
Wait you guys actually suck nipples? Thought that was a hentai meme
>>157194118It is! It is true!
>>157194124Daniel Nava (pronounced “Nahver”)… now THAT was a ballplayer
gn
>>157194140I fucked you
LGTSS>it was "Can't wait for the Dodgers to end your season">it was "getting shutout by a team that has no city/state in their name">it was 1-1>stankeedoosnever change Weenou the Yankspammer.
>>157194148Night night sleepy Unc
>>157194122I like sucking on metal (especially wet poles or fences in the rain) but I kinda imagine it just wouldn't be the same on a breast and don't like pierced nipples in general.
>>157194148gn
>>157194145I did an OOPT sim with the Red Sox and as a result knew some of their bench guys names and he was one of them
>>157194142im a man-child so I when see a nipple and start saying googoogaagaa and sucking
come on munchy you fat fuck
>>157194149>between the soft supple warm skin creating a jarring contrast?the contrast is what makes it goodits like hot lava cake with ice cream
>>157194082Julio has had an excellent career so far, and he debuted very young. He needs to improve tho, his bat has been getting worse by the season
>>157194156
>>157194148gn anon
>>157193856100 % still would
>>157194082literally no one thinks jrod is better than pca
>>157194156>I like sucking on metal (especially wet poles or fences in the rain)that's brain damage brotha
>>157194168Sometimes a metal rod is just a metal rod
>>157194107>>157194112>>157194115>>157194129It's true, I've only ever seen it in Western porn.But it turned me on a lot.
>>157193898>Can you even imagine how awful it would be to date a girlno
>>157194168>>157194180The taste is high in iron content. Completely natural. Plus I've seen horses do it sometimes
>>157194185>it's completely natural to deepthroat a random metal pole that's been exposed to all kinds of shit
did we switch back to the horny timeline?for the last month it was the "ww3 now please, just end it" timelineif so, I need to get back to the I just lost 5 lbs timeline
Sasaki is dealing
6Ks
Mets win
>>157194153>he compares the cityless Athletics to the DODGERSBawstun fans are this retarded. No wonder they choked in the Super Bowl
>>157194195This is the cum shitter timeline
>>157194156Have you ever licked a c battery? Like the kind with + and - right next too each other? Tastes like sweet copper
>>157194195you are forgetting one of the ancient eternal memes. it was made before your time, young one
>yankspammer sucking dodger cock after a long day at the gay retard factory kek KWAB even
hey, a one pitch out for Roki
>>157194194Nigga nobody said anything about deepthroating. It's more like suckling a pacifier. Same thing these other dudes do with breasts, only women would rather cut themselves than let me lick their hooters.>>157194211This sounds like a mean trick
do not reply to jankeelinguini.worst person born since astromiguel
ynr last year’s trade deadline where the most notable pickup was fucking Eugenio Suarez
>>157194221i keep hearing that he's dealing
>>157194198
I was hoping for hot stove tonight and was gravely disappointed. Good night.
>>157194222It’s only like a few volts you so it genuinely doesn’t hurt
>>157194225Ayo Hey No Sore Ass
>>157194223what kind of meds are you on now? you haven't been your usual insufferable self this season.
>>157194213based
Oh that's right. I forgot the A's adquired a pitcher with a unfortunate last name. You might wanna guess who that is.
>>157194218Yankgers genny
Seems like the best thing to do after having a sizeable lead is just to let the batter hit a weak ball that can be easily caught by the outfielders so you can change innings quicker
>>157194233MEAN TRICK MEAN TRICK MEAN TRICK
inb4 Andruw Monasterio’s 3-run jack
>>157194222>I don't violently deepthroat random metal poles covered in birdshit and AIDS, I just gently caress and suckle them
woo is dealing(ignore the first inning)
>>157194247It tastes just like a tittie cmon
>>157194243Is it /ourguy/ Dick Lovelady?
>>157194243And you beta offense couldn't score with 2nd and 3rd 1 out kek
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>157194250Glad we've finally reached an understanding.
Based jannies deleting off topic blogposts
>>157194256Yanks got walked off twice, kek
>>157194259people lying about their sexual exploits. metal licker is the only one speaking truth.
>>157194259it's the yankspammer trying so hard to ruin our moods before bedtime. he's still seething over the white sox kek
>>157194259you know the issue
tuck 'em
why doesn't cal challenge? arozarena should have challened too last inning
oh no the tranny janny banned 1 out of my 300 verizon 5g IPs whatever shall i do
>>157194263One guy got banned and all his posts were cleared, silly newfag. He probably started harassing other spee threads.
>>157194273shut up he already wasted one soothing woo's ego
teo was not a bum
>>157194276You don’t?
>>157194270>>157194265Lmfao
Holy fuck weston wilson is more useless than leo rivas.
Nice hustle by teo
teo
>thread is overwhelmingly discussion of heterosexual activities >jannies go scorched earth banning people lmao jannies actually are 41%ers huh
I think it's time to release him or trade him or DFA him. Another cancer club next to Devers.>Jarren Duran, welcome to the _______________!
CRUSHING
cRUSHING
It was already over, now Rucker can come in.
>>157194286He's good at pitching in games that are completely out of handt. Os fan
>>157194251KWAB!!!
CRUSHIE!!
>>157194276My body is a temple therefore my nipples are sacred and not available for piercing. Hope this helps answer your question.
BIG DALTON GOES YARD
RUSH EM GET IN A FIGHT NOW, RUSHREMINDER>TEOSCAR HERNANDEZ 2ND FASTEST SPRINT SPEED ON TEAM BEHIND KIMSORRY FOR YELLING
>>157194279Nah it was multiple anons based on writing style
>>157194293it was never in doubt. think about the type of person you have to be to do it for freethere is an incredible amount of overlap between a shitheel janny and an /r/antiwork mod
Is Woo a homeballparkmerchant?
>>157194299he's still ugly
How are the dodgers allowed to have not one but two elite catchers?!
>>157194307>he doesn't change his writing style constantly to avoid getting gangstalkedngmi
what's wrong with the Yankees?
>>157194284ive got clip ons
>>157194309Forever blows my mind NEETs actually exist
>>157194265lmao they really did, now the cubs are gonna rape ‘em and gape ‘em
That’s how catcher bats, big shitter
>>157194294Greenville Drive
>>1571943199/11 happened. That's why.
for me it's getting extremely baked and watching storm/train streams
>>157194320AMAZING
Whatever, season is now out of hand, just shut down everyone and come back in 2028.
>>157194320glad he scraped that dirt off his lip
>>157194320imagine how satisfying it would be to smash his skull in with a brick
foolish bailey likes dalton
I'm gonna miss you guys
That fucking HR went into the mariners bullpen. The disrespect from Rushing
>>157194337He doesn’t know ball
Daaaaa red sox lose
>>157194341where are you going nonner
>>157194335he'd see you coming and snap your neck in front of your mom!
>Hawaii Five-0 theme playingbased Dieter
>>157194341where you heading?
M's really thought they was gonna sweep
>>157194331/we/ need to trade 2 SP and Randy to get a decent bat along with a haul of prospects who can hit
>>157194348I’m… Peff Jassan
>>157194337he sucks>mike daddino>italk studios>>157194348no, he knows. he just sucks >made the cut>baseballdoesn'texist
>>157194356Lol. No.
>>157194352he'd snap my dick off inside his bussy
>>157194346
>>157194360never gonna happen
>>157194351>>157194355Military
Where is Skubal going?
>>157194360Fuck it, get rid of everyone like the twins. Cal sucks. Julio sucks. They all suck. They can keep cole young.
>>157194378to Cancun
>>157194375good goy
>>157194370youch!
>>157194366For me it’s Indergaard
>>157194374At least one SP is gone guaranteed. Prob Hancock. Hopefully they include Randy in that deal
>>157194375what branch? please don't say marines.
dealing is sasaki
Acesaki
>>157194378Dodgers or Yankees obviously
>>157194375if you're serious, then best of luck. it can be a life changing experience and serve you very well. thank you for keeping the rest of us safe and come back in one piece
>>157194378dodgers. anyone saying otherwise is simply cope.
Why is Woo literally only good at home?
>>157194345based
>>157194402cheating
why is everyone on the dodgers hideous (excluding freeman ofc)
all of you faggots have been shitting on Sasaki all season. learn to stfu and trust the process,
>>157194392Literally Cole Young and Kade are the only two I would keep. The rest can fuck off I don't care.
>>157194402Why are you freaking out about this? Most pit hers are better at home. There’s like 10 posts about this, which could be taking about metal sucking instead
>>157194409he's shit, one lucky game every once in a while doesn't change that
It is awful to watch /us/. Not cuz of expectations after almost winning the pennant last year. This brand of baseball is miserable to watch. /Our/ best players are all playing horribly. Clueless manager. No heart and terrible clubhouse vibes.
>sweep good teams>struggle against dogshit teamsWhy are they like this?
>>157194409stfu cocksucker, i had zero doubts about my ace!
>>157194364This is also based
>>157194414>pit hersfor me its her pits
>>157194409It’s the mariners. I’d like to see him try that on a hot team
>>157194420It's all Duran's fault
>>157194425True
>>157194388oh he's good too
>>157194425going from the pit to side boob to nipple to french kiss is kino
>>157194420they haven't beaten a good team yet
>>157194402He’s fastball-heavy. The marine layer gives his fastball more life in Seattle
>>157194417>>157194421mouth breathing revisionists>>157194428we're finally starting to glimpse what all the hype was about
>>157194418colt hustling is the most fight they've shown in weeks
>>157194409I ALWAYS BELIEVED
I like sugar, and I like teaBut I don't like Nick Kurtz...no siree!
>>157194409He’s pitching against road Seattle anon let’s not jump to conclusions about Sasaki being good
>>157194425Are pits a psyop? I don’t remember hearing about them until like a month ago
mariners already won the series by taking game 1. if doyers weren't frauds they would have swept
>>157194442Zero (0) chance /we/ score 5 runs tonight. /We/ have already quit
>>157194409lmao shut up retard
Sasaki's number 1 fan right here. never doubted my boy. no siree... never a doubt.
>>1571944463rd start in a row of showing consistency and he had several good starts earlier. He's only 23 and still making adjustments to this league.
>>157194456They're not scoring any, they're just swinging to get it over with now.
one day soon my Mets will beat the fuck out of Sasaki to the tune of 8 runs in the first inning and he'll never recover
>>157194457people here are stupid af
Going to Circuit City. You guys want anything?
>>157194466my youth
>>157194456all it takes is one random solo homerun and sasaki will have a mental breakdown and instantly give up five more runs
muncy angry
>>157194479Anon they're getting shut out, they're are really not trying.
>>157194466can you get me a TV?
>>157194479Not against /us/ friend This team is mentally flushed
Wilyer "Wilyer Abreu" Abreu
WILYERBOMB
>>157194482I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
boston are unstoppable
boston are cheating
WILLSONBOMB
Wilyer baby
Cole Young, only Mariner worth a damn.
Realistically speaking, who should the Mets aim for if we assume Skubal isn't happening? It would be really risky to take on a 3rd mega contract with Lindor already declining, Soto being injured more frequently, and considering the nature of pitchers. McLean - Scott - Thornton - Manaea isn't bad. Maybe Holmes comes back in the offseason. But I think we'd want at least 6 starting arms so we can cover for Manaea if he sucks again and so the young guys get some extra rest. Would someone like Hunter Greene or Sandy Alcantara be worth pursuing? Greene's value is probably at an all time low. Sandy is a good leader and can eat innings.
boston are stoppable
Randy double, M's not shutout all the sudden. Is this the fabled Roki meltdown?
>back to back homerunsHoly shit
here we go, time for sasaki to mentally break down
Red Sox would never lose to this bum ass team again
>>157194506Colt Emerson?
Did Contreras finally wake up?
>>157194518Colt has been bad. He looks like a 20 year old rookie. Cole has been very good
Oof. Ump just took a ball to the neck.
>>157194519He's been great all year wym
>>157194513>all the suddenretard
>>157194518I like his attitude anyway.
Ok let’s get Roki out please
>boston are cheating
nice one muncy
Sasakibros…is our glove too small?
Sasaki was doing so good
>weissertPlease no.
monkey meltdown
Naylor GIDP coming
>>157194541“Weissert” the world’s shortest horror story
OH NO OUR GUY SASAKI IS GOING BACK TO SUCKYSUCKYGOOD ONE, MUNCE
One of those useless Naylor singles.
The wheels are falling off
no one likes you. literally nobody likes you.
COME ON
My Reds walked off a NL Central team tonight. We're like 6-53 against them and like 30 above the rest of the league. We actually fucking beat the Pirates man.
sharden
woah, cameraperson giving close up shots off contrerass
come onnnnn DOUBLE PLAY
>>157194551Not useless but it will be once Cal strikes out on 3 pitches
>>157194555lowder was very crisp
>>157194507they'll go after Joe Ryan and Robbie Ray. Jonah Tong and Senga will be their emergency startersBichette accepting his 1 year 42 million extension might be a problem tho
OH NO SO SUCKY NOOOO!
>>157194551HOLY LMAO HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>157194569senga is double flash fry cooked. might be okay as a 1 inning reliever
I nearly got fooled at one point before June the A's were top of the AL West
WALK THAT DUMPER
Roki looks like he wants to cry
>>157194580that's what he always looks like
Cal’s best AB in weeks
>>157194580because he's a true warrior
Sasaki is so unreliable
sasaki nuclear meltdown
>doyer fans doing the wave while their team is on defense with the bases loadedlol what a bunch of retards
any sasaki believers here?
>>157194580THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
why didn't they bring in Dreyer to pitch to Raleigh
nu>>157194582>>157194582>>157194582
/nu/>>157194593>>157194593>>157194593/nu/
I don’t feel so good
Roki is a glorified Relief pitcher.
nu tho>>157194601
>>157194590No one goes to baseball games to actually watch the games everyone is just there for the food and vibes.
>three nus
>>157194605nice bronze medal, retard
>>157194580>>157194584>>157194587>>157194594HE WASN'T CRYINGHE TOLD JAP MEDIA THAT HE FLUSHES EASIER THAN OTHERS AND HIS EYRS WATER UPBACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?
gonna make a fourth /nu/ guys, be right back
>>157194598>>157194599Which one guys?!
HOW ARE WE STILL SO BAD AT BAKING!@?!??!?1
>>157194431bruh
creed kino
Jarren Duran vs Willson Contreras in a fist fight. Who wins?
a pitch so good it made a man cry
>>157194629I miss bizonacci
>>157194497This needs several graphic paragraphs about raw dogging his blonde date.
