Generic edition NRL>GAME 1St George Illawarra Dragons v Redcliffe Dolphins6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoWin Stadium4.75-1.19>WIN Stadium sets the stage for a Friday night clash as the Dragons host the top-four chasing Dolphins in Wollongong. The Dragons suffered a 18-38 defeat to the Gold Coast Titans in Round 21 at Jubilee. A season to forget for the Dragons with only two wins in 18 games. The Dolphins come off a Round 21 bye following a 36-16 victory over the North Queensland Cowboys in Round 20. Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow has tormented the Dragons, crossing for six tries across his last three games against them. In their last NRL meeting in Round 14, 2025, the Dolphins defeated the Dragons 56-6 at Suncorp Stadium. Overall, the Dolphins lead the head-to-head, having won 3 out of 5 matches between the clubs. Dragons 1-12 6.00Dragons 13+ 13.00Dolphins 1-12 3.30Dolphins 13+ 1.72Dragons +14.5 1.85 Dolphins -14.5 1.96>GAME 2Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9AAMI Park2.54-1.52>The Storm return to AAMI Park to take on a Bulldogs side closing in on a top-eight finish. The Storm lost 26-28 to the Rabbitohs in Round 21 at Accor Stadium, while, the Bulldogs recorded an 18-6 victory over the Warriors. In their last NRL meeting in Round 12, 2026, the Bulldogs defeated the Storm 30-20 at Accor Stadium. Overall, the Storm lead the head-to-head 26-23 across 49 matches since 1998. The Bulldogs have lost five of the last six H2H encounters at AAMI ParkStorm 1-12 3.60Storm 13+ 6.25Bulldogs 1-12 2.85Bulldogs 13+ 2.80Storm +5.5 1.91 Bulldogs -5.5 1.89previous thread >>157178399
Wow this gu was right>>157183932
Roosters only scored 82 out of respect for Bam Adebayo
>>157191114Based Minions enjoyer
>>157190930KWABOTY NORTH QLD KWABOYS JASON KWABOLOLO
>>157191601*Kevin Nash has entered the chat*
Cow tippers how we feeling?
>>157191523
>>157191772https://youtu.be/vDtdCxGosUQ?t=17
>>157191767https://youtu.be/1MNB14GO1n0
What ever happened to Guns God and North Queensland Cowboys guy
the presser with payton and cotter last night was a good laugh
Everyone south of Townsville are laughing at the Cowboys
Weird that they named a city after the one from power puff girls
>>157192294Participated in a buy-back scheme
KWAB
jeez SOOOORRREEEEYYYYY we made you do that, go get an office job if you don't like it
Anyone got a clip of the roosters last try to seal the 82 points?
>>157194670When the hell did they post this?
You are not owed a successful footy team
>>157194980Yes we are.
>sportbet blocked because no mobile number>wont let me input a mobile number
>>157195027Country code is 61 you silly billy
>>157195027good luck verifying that
>>157195027Country number is 61 bro.
>>157195036wont let me change that part
>>157195036
>>157195027smartest NSWman ever
>>157195027Try using a different browser?
>>157195027Try cleaning the gunk out of the mouse?
>>157195088Tried in Chrome and Firefox. Wont change from old 02 (landline). Wont let me input enough numbers to put 61 in front of mobile.Ive had enough, calling ASIC
>>157195027You've put the number in upside down
>>157195127
>>157195240What that tounge do?
>>157190930could be two blowouts tonight>dolphins 13+>dogs 13+
imagine being a cowboys fan
Saw the Sharkettes at the airport today lads. Have to say that Quincy Dodd is an exceptionally beautiful woman.
>>157194670Cowgirls have infected the men with their spoonness. They were doing fine before NRLW started. Poisoned the club culture. Cowboys season was doomed the moment Kirra signed with Newcastle.
>he didn’t see quincy dudd
>>157195499she is gorgeous in real life
has Radley been concussed this year yet?
>>157195301lounge around
Dolphins will win be 58
morning ausbros You did it you made it through the weekEnjoy the footie
thinking of getting a Bible lads. If I just show up to church and ask for one would they give me it no strings attached? or do i have to buy one online?
>>157195499>>157195656Lucky Men
>>157195931just take Gideon's next time you're in a hotel
>>157195931I dont think churches just give em away. at least not the proper thing. theyre a big book, would be expensive
>>157195938She's such a qt
>>157195106Find out which country is +2 and then input the correct amount of digits for a mobile number from that country
>>157195938Moar
DolpWAHS 13+BullWAHS 12-
>quincy dudd
the quincy dudd samefagging is pathetic
>>157196070>>157196031shes hot af, ur just mad bruh
shes hot af, ur just mad bruh
Benji said we can all play whatever position we want but only if every family member tips!
>>157190930DragonsStorm
>>157196106fully sick bro
>crowd still entering Should they schedule the early Friday night game for 6:30?
Grace
who wins a hip first? the wahs or dockies?
>>157196295NZ or who?
FINS
>>157196295the doggies won in 04
I don't want to see too much of the awful dragons Might watch the 2nd half
>>157196301popular nickname for the fremantle dockers, a franchise in the australian football league who were admitted to that competition in 1995, the same year the auckland warriors were admitted to the arl
First night sober home alone in over a year I am fucking BOREDCan;t drink because I took anatabuse.
I’m thinking it’s gonna be a DRAGGODS night
soft try. didn't like that effort from cobbo
NO TRY
speculative whether it was up or not imo not enough evidence to overturn but the bunker does what it wants
Family Tips Phins are Hard to Beat at Home Edition1 tipped poogons 11 tipped poophins2 forgetful fairies
>>157196324Who?
Real Friday Night 6pm Jake Duke Commentating hours
>staggs's brother is the ref that can't be legalDRAGBACK
not impressed with this ref
forward but that's fine
>>157196338>googles what the fuck that isjesus christ so its all of the hangover and none of the joy?
>tipped poophins
>not a point per minutegetting bored lads
>>157196415gentle m8 it's his first time
>>157196426PLEASE KEEP WATCHING OUR SPORT
PHINS UP
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SLICK
>guthershit can't chase down the lazy slow cobgod
PHINS for the 8
>nepo girl on the sideline >she already sounds bored
refball
nah he kept poosession there this ref gonna go back to reffing chad townsend games me thinks
Is the Clive Churchill Studio related to the Clive Churchill Medal?
nikorima should have made this his last year. he's fucked up the last pass multiple times already
>>157196484the studio is made from melted down Clive Churchill Medals
>>157196490sounds like stolen valour ngl
DOLFGODS DOLFGODS DOLFGODS DOLFGODS
the junkyard dawg!
gutherSHIT
KEK Farnworth isn't even top 5 offloaders
>>157196509in terms of quantity he's number 1
>>157196523well yea if you throw enough shit some of it will stick to the wall
>>157196527sounds like you don't like herbie
dragons are making meters because the phins are trying hard not to do an accidental hip drop
>>157196534We love Herbie here
>Jahrome Hughes is OUT you win some you lose more
>>157196534Nobody likes the whinging pom
Fucking bunnings banned my pittie from the store, he likes to play snap at people, fucking cunts
nepo girl is not very good at her job
>>157196619The rat bastards can’t even tolerate a little nip.
>>157196632
Jake Duke and Luke Keary on the comms, Grace Hayden on the sideline
>>157196654they're just hoping everyone tuning in is already hammered
His brother Wayne would never..
wow what a good offload by herbie!
>>157196632>nepotism
>>157196679leading the comp wouldn't you know
kek
good job val you dumb fuck
the 2.5 million dollar man
UP THE DRAHS
Time to get dinner
CobGOD
>>157196725when_the_nrlw_socks_scent_hits_4
HIS NAME IS ALMOST HERBIE!!
>>157196717Straight up possum meat
What happened to Redcliffe this year? They started strong and really fell off, like more than expected
DISCOUNT FALL OVER THE LINE MAN
fatigue is starting to get to the phins
Appreciate how Cobbo never simply grounds the ball he’s always looking to improve the position for the conversion
I'm not calling them redcliffe because they're ashamed of it themselves, Redcliffians represent
Nice hit
>>157196717slip a bag of these into the shopping when the missus isn't looking. They shit all over fast food mystery meat nuggets.
The The is technically a band though
If Jacob Liddle was a supermarket he'd be Jacob Lidl
>>157196788can you send the NRL family a pallet load over?
>>157196788What’s your go to dipping sauce for these? I’m thinking something barbecue honey søy with a little kick of chilli
>>157196802qewpie mayo
>chilli
GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD GUTHERGOD
GuthGOD
>>157196810Yeah, a couple shakes of Tabasco habanero get the tongue excited
>>157196810I look like this and say this
It’s still mathematically possible to avoid the spoon
would be very phin like to lose this 0/2 looms
Val isn’t kicking the way he usually kicks. Last few games, normally he’s very high and straight
>>157196833is it mathematicalially possible for broncos to get it?
>>157196840I’ll have a look, one moment please
D
>>157196840>>157196850It’s possible. Everyone below Canberra can still get it. Melbourne will be safe if St George lose tonight
R
>>157196874yay :)
KEK this ref sucks
>>157196802Not really a sauce wanker like pic related >>157196810 but love a good chipotle me
No way he didn't touch that
U
Try
Based Val with another wild offload
It went backwards. The problem was St George just stopped. Good on Flegler he deserves the odd try
kek imagine being this refballing this shamelessly in your first ever match. must have graduated top of the class from the klein school of match fixing.
dragon fans are booing but that was the right call. ball went backwards
went several metres backwards
are they saying Boooooo or (yoooooouuuuu)
>backwars to your own line
>>157196906nz flag with the sooking? not a surprised you guys always wah wah wah
short drop out poogans try
>>157196742That's happened a few years now. They start strong and then end up 9th or 10th.
>>157196924thank you for not noticing I might have been having a stroke.
>>157196717>Going to kfc after 17:30 and before 20:30 on a fridaygood luck with that
Should take the poo here
>>157196935I'll be having it delivered in a grand Toyota Camry chariot ackshully
>>157196935Hellish.
>>157196941The deals don't work for delivery
>>157196949I'm ordering a uber then calling him saying I'll give him a $100 tip if he goes and gets it for me I will have my nuggies in this life or the next
DRAGBACK GOLDEN POINT LOOMS
NICE COUCH NIGGER
COMEBACK
COUCHBACK
No poogans, you are not winning this.
That big Kerr lad looks good too. He just needed to run over the fullback there but at least he didn’t throw anything stupid
>>157196975heh
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
SULI
>Just coconut things
suli you had a man outside!!
Suli you fat cunt
#justcoconutthings
WTF SULI
They were offside anyway lmao
WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH!!
kek which one of you is making siren noises in the crowd
SORRY DRAGONS TOO LATE PHINS ARE UP NOW
*
>>157197026it's bring your dog to the footy night
dragons won that game
They lost the game but won the story
Lads why did Suli do it?
>>157197056>573.pngmore like 11.png you pedo fuck
Fucking HATE choreographed dance routine ads
Speaking as a licensed plumber/drainer/gasfitter I reckon Storm have got this
>>157197083based retard that can't tell how old someone is by the size of their head
Anyone else get tickets?
>>15719708311/10
Big game this
Family Tips a Try on Dayboo Edition3 tipped poorm9 tipped poodogs2 forgetful fairies
I hate both these teams
Fucked up spelling makes it funnier, never change AI
But you hate Melbourne more though, right?
>>157197115same. got this game on in the background but i'm not gonna watch.
>>157197121
>>157196941Stolen valour>>157196935It was fine
>>157197121Sir, this is an artisanal general
>tipped poodogs
>>157197122fucking despise bulldogs fans just a bit morefair weather cunts
max king should have been in the bin for that hitref didn't even call it, had to be picked up by the bunker
biff looms
kek doggies suck thats what I get for peem watching
>not taking the poo WE WANT 50
kek silly /ourguy/ well deserved penalty
>>157197134how were the nuggies? I imagine they're less chicken these days TROTBACK
BARKBACK>BARKBACKBARKBACK
>>157197230Filled a gap. “Only” had half, reheat the rest in the airfryer tomorrow night
No Poo from Melbourne?
I emailed all the peems of what cowwies did last round and the result of it seems they listened
poorm might be a little like the poocos, play better without their "big names" playing
stephen diveton
the thing about the dogs is they act hard but they dive like soccer players
if something the NRL needed a blitz on its whinging, milking and diving
They need to do something about that ballroom
poor defence, bellyache will remember that
nrl wants those dogs crowds back. fair weather fucks disappear the second the team has a form slump. they want a full commbank in the finals
>>157197368No he won’t
>>157197370all the dogs customers are in gaol m8
>>157197373
Go dogs
>>157197379fair in my 2 year stint every fortnight we'd be allowed to watch a doggies game and we got a HSP I haven't had one since getting out though kek
>>157197407what'd you go in for?
>>157197407got any cool tough guy stickers from you cell mates?
>bulldogs>only touchie can see it was out>doesn't send it up>storm>send up a non-grounded ball to fish for penaltiesLynch this kike ref
He’s milking it
Penalty try? Wha?
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
That’s bullshit. Where’s he supposed to go
correct decision but they are SEETHING they couldn't rule on the forward pass kek
Its so funny how bias Klien is
all good professional footy players can temporarily enter a parallel dimension to not obstruct a player m8
>ignored forward pass>made up penalty>made up sinbin>made up 6 again>try
no sympathy for the bullwogs
>>157197494well you're 50% right at least
>>157197494>history last night >refball history made tonight HISTORY ROUND
I Love It still slaps
bit early for criggy criggy bros its still winter!
Based whistling ad
bulldogs fans are bloody whinge merchants
spooky tornado thread in /wsg/ for after the game lads
>>157197606have been enjoying the chinese dashcam thread in /o/
will check it out after this game draws
why isn't qlder hinchy playing for the broncos
where is the family? why aren't you hate watching this game :(
>>157197647Watching Instagram reels in the background POORM POORM POORM
HINCHY TRY ON DAYBOOOOMELBOURNE? THATS IN QUEENSLAND
LETS FUCKING TROT
KLEIN DO SOMETHING
>>157197647Sorry I'm here, lurking for the most part but will post
God Meaney is so shit now. I hope Perth kept their receipt
>>157197647watching tornados
>>157197690kek noooo you have to do that after the game :D
That should be a penalty
that play the ball was fucked but never mind lol
Fuck off ref, it’s ok when they jersey sling
exactly Ponga loves it!
>instantly calls held when they are in matter of fact not heldHmm
meant to say: when THEY It’s bad for rugby league because the Victorian storm customers are never go
>>157197725ing to learn the rules which will mean the Victorian junior kids won’t play footy properly and their origin team will
long meme drop out poorm try
CHAOS
NICE FLICK PASS... NOT YOU SPASTIC
FUCK OFF MEANEY
THESE PEEMS LEAVE EACH OTHER ON READ FOR A COUPLE HOURS BEFORE REPLYING!!!
Its funny how the dogs can't get a 6 again and storm are at like 6?
jaguar-dog hybrid bark-back
>>157197732always suck
I love that Ginnane absolutely dabs on the bunkucks.
>>157197759why do you hate harvey norman
It’s a stitch up. I can hear Gus in the future
IT FUCKING TOUCHES HIM DON'T FUCK THIS UP BUNKER
CONFIRMED!???
so who has the refball now doggies?going to keep whinging?
>>157197766Maybe I hate the Cowboys, maybe I just prefer square crops aesthetically
How many times can the bunker fuck up this year? It's fucking ridiculous
>>157197776Square up for the binning
>>157197778fair enough
Death to all NRL match officials
>>157197782'square up' is the tear filled cry of a cuck who knows he's been a whinging bitch all night
>>157197766
>weak mild crashball 5th tackle finish
I need an autist to go through every call the bunker got wrong this year
reminder the bunker has 1000 more angles than we see, they have ring cameras around the surround area, access to every phone recording the game, 15 data centers and a million collective IQ, the bunker never gets it wrong!
I’d be pleasantly surprised if anyone has even bothered to collate such data
remember when they used to post split screens for the bunker replays
What about the weekly apology statements the NRL put out when they get the calls wrong?
in the shower today I was day dreaming about doing a long video essay on poother refball and the reffing in general
Classy offload and backing up
reminder that critchon has scored tries and won 75% of the games he's started.
Crichton is honestly underrated
>>157197851Thus ends the 25 years of successful seasons
I genuinely have really good NRL related youtube video ideas but I'm just a lazy cunt so I'll never get around to making them
>>157197854he's got the same post-panthers success as jerome luaihe isn't shit
>>157197869you should try make even a little one this weekend xoxo
KICKOW needs to be hooked liability right now he's a hot head
>>157197870Luai hasn’t played finals footy since leaving Penrith. Furthermore in two of the Panthers gf wins, Crichton was the deciding factor (‘20 & ‘23)
They should have taken the poo there
>>157197854>underratedonly PanthWAHS seethers think this
>le ebin big man link player
>>157197890who gives a fuck if you play finals, if you don't play a grand final. dogs are just making up the numbers
doggies AGAIN are going to feel all confident beating D grade poorm peem
congrats on scraping a win against a jersey flegg side bulldogs, you're real contenders
It'd be 60-12 if the ref wasn't Klein
>>157197898They won’t make a gf without an actual halfback and that’s not a slight on Galvin who’s a very promising five-eighth. Crichton should come to Souths and replace Cody when Cody retires
>>157197869you should share them here and i'll make them
Eat shit you purple cheating cunts you aren’t going to the finals this year your team sucks without your 3 good players
>>157197929trying to crowbar this into a meme isn't really working m8
memes are like the truth if you say it long enough people will remember
>>157197947I had one idea of a 24 hour challenge where I just keep naming NRL players from the top of my head
it becomes a meme if you start arguing about whether it’s a meme or not a meme
I think Irish doesn't like Poorm
>>157197964is there a time limit between naming players
Mr President, The Bulldogs are in the top 8
Born in melbourne, made the storm squad. Nice
Saw Kiraz sucking off an elderly Chinese gentleman in the QVB toilets last weekend
>>157198018>t. an elderly Chinese gentleman
>>157197979I guess 24 hours
>>157198018a succulent chinese meal?
>>157198042Based full moon enjoyer
>>157198018Hung Loo?!?!
more like a succulent Chinese gentleman iykwim
>>157197948the irony of a bunnies supporter screeching this as his own side starts sliding out of the finals because latrel mitchell has the owies again
>>157198061they call you grindsthejokeintothegroundbro
>>157198062as I get fatter I'm getting sore back and legs, the fatty needs to lean up but thats hard when every weekend you're getting on the piss and the nose lollies and don't give a shit about the club anymore
reckon we will see over 500 points scored this week
>>157198107The Poosters pushed the average from 54 to 67 so I'm picking 465 +/- 3 points.
>>157198068What is the charge? Telling a joke? A succulent Chinese joke?>GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS>>157195499This Ie the poster who tried to grab me on the penis people >t. quincy dudd
last for 12-82
This is the thread
>>157201544why do you hate us? we have done nothing to you?
Let’s go!! Female magic round!!!
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