Denver Broncos edition
the youtube troon grifters are releasing their annual raider hitpieces againlooks like football is officially back
he finna bouta go on one last ride like peyton
>>157204571I heard he was cut today...
>ummmm actually you should've just gone down and protected yourself bro don't try to win the game bro you need to be smart and just go down bro we're not gonna give you a long term extension now because you did that ;((((Bucs front office is run by anti football pussies
>>157204578by cut they mean he was ritually circumcised in a jewish ritual to bless this season for him
We are hitting washed levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>157204587Season fell off a cliff after this
>>157204587>goes 3-8 after this game
>>157204620bros gonna get thumped week 1 against Denver then be on IR until week 16
>>157204551raiders are gonna flop like they have for the past 20 years
>>157204620Looks good. Heard he's playing center this year like his brother
>>157204629Hmmmmm I wonder why....
>>157204654because baker cant stay healthy
might be running into a trent Richardson type situation with jeanty if what im reading about how good mike washington looks is true
>>157204654the blame can go to everyone, bowles is going to get his due when it comes. lets see if baker justifies his 150-200+ contract this year
>hurr durr love isn't a top 5 qbthen explain this
>>157204753plenty of buyers out there like houston or jacksonville who might think theyre a rb away
>>157204708Who is the best player to produce after having a super high RAS?
>>157204766Look at how athletically he fell, that doesn’t show up on an EPA chart
>>157204795kinda old but hes in good company https://www.prideofdetroit.com/2017/11/3/16564094/best-nfl-athletes-all-time-relative-athletic-score-team
>>157204777Houstons problem isnt their rb, lol
>>157204815I daresay it was Mahomesian.
>>157204766he is a bit of a clutz
Broncos edition you say?
>>157204837>>157204819buffafeces could look into it they reached out for crosby already there’s options
GreatestOffense ThereIs
>>157204620Tay's probably force feeding him sugary alcoholic drinks every night with her woo girls
>>157204876goti?
>>157204891Zamn...Bo throws like THAT?!?
>>157204587Bunch of gleeful cocksuckers.Pay Baker. Free my nigga Gruden, Bryan “Faggot” Glazer loves cum and hates winning.
That's it, I've decided the Broncos kiwi is my new best friend
who was in the wrong here?
Pat throws better marys.
>>157204886> Another, more bizarre element of the purported 13-page document had to do with McCartney’s alleged objection of his wife’s decision to breastfeed their daughter>The publication quoted the alleged submission as saying McCartney told the former model: “They are my breasts. That is my milk.”its her milk
>>157204949>marysThat's not a mary, THIS is a mary
>>157204571lollol even
>>157204946Baker's old Wigger attitude is resurfacing
Hail Marys are cool and all but its essentially a no skill dice roll way more badass when the QB threds the needle 30+ yards downfield still think this is the most impressive throw of all time and will be the reason eli gets in the hall eventually https://youtu.be/_cXqbqMgNoE
Lol
>>157205017#1 player in the whole League, chud
>>157204946Glazers basically have a mutiny brewing. They should have fired Bowles, they didn’t and then M1k3 left.Now it’s time to write contracts for the studs that helped them compete and they are being chintzy, wanting to limit to shorter deals to align with Bowles and Licht’s contracts in case they want to blow it up. Players read this and get offended. Vea requests trade, Baker gets candid about his feelings. Glazers deploy media and bots and shills to imply the sliding record out of the playoffs last year was because Baker wasn’t good enough to make his touted defense not shit it’s pants. What a bunch of fucking nebbish LOSERS; the Glazers should be forced to sell after another 10 year stint of absolute shit when the talent leaves. Hope saving a bundle on Bowles salary was worth it!
>>157205108
>>157205108Great, my two least favorite teams. You've ruined Friday night
>>157205108Bonixian
>>157205136it was the most-watched regular season game of all time
>Carolina QBs
>>157204946Daniel Jones is getting $45 million a year, so Baker is right to expect at least that much
>>157205155>swifties vs the soisNot a surprise but I still hate them
Faker Gayfield could NEVER
A wave of euphoria washed over me when I realized I'm not too far away from getting more webbums
>>157204946I just assume the Bucs owners are in the wrong at all times by now.
>>157205250kek yeah I know the one, that's a really good one. I felt it was BS that there happened to be 1 second left
the fuck is this?
>>157205391the Lemon Zest is spreading throughout the team
>>157205391
>>157205391Trade him to chicago
WE DEM BOYZ
>>157205391they told yall
>>157205391>Faggles
Why do grocery store workers get mad if I try to take more than one free sample? Like it costs them that much money. The deli people are the worst when it comes to this.
>>157205391dat bussy begging to get bopped
bearsisters...
>>157205530Manager probably gives them shit for it, when I waged at one in high school mine got pissy when he saw me let one guy have 4 of the last microwave bagel dogs for the day
>>157205726Lmao
>>157205808I don't know why Brady keeps saying this on every podcast he does these days
>>157204587it's crazy how much more entertaining random NFL plays can be than entire soccer games
Oh God, I'm TOOMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD3uZGn14R8
>>157205090
>>157206223cant stand this fake ass raiders fan and his constant muppetmutt dickriding him and that football analysis faggot both are just the worst box score watchers imaginable but plebbitors love listening to dysgenic freaks regurgitate Wikipedia articles for hours on end
>>157206304Nothing wrong with him.
>157206320trip, knee
>>157206381You will watch.
finna make ya?
I'm thinkin' about those Kangz...
>>157204999That is the best throw of all time.And it will be (partially) the reason Eli gets in the Hall.
april april in the D
My emo ravens
>kangz twitter
>>157206804You SLUTYou dirty filthy SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSHAME ON YOUSHAME YOU SLUTTY SLUTTY SLUTYou dirty dirty SLUTDIRTY DIRTY SLUT
>>157204587Bakey makes em shakey
Lean towards this bussy
>August alreadywasn't the draft last week
bo nix or as I like to call him mahomes son. Daddy's coming home with the belt.
OH GOD. I'M CUMMING.The Chicago Bears are the sexiest most beefed up men ever. They're like 6' 7" pure BBC breeding material. I evangelize them to all my family members how thicc their asses look in those little tights they wear and cannot stop telling everyone how much I want to take their BBC up my prolapsed ass hole.
Cuh though he was Mr. Relevant
>>157204571This but unaaronically
>>157204571Him and Big Mike making one last bowl would be kino
>>157204766They don't call him Silly Body for nothing
>>157204891he lost this game
>Who is Chiefs WR Cyrus Allen? Meet Patrick Mahomes’ New ‘Favorite Target’CHIEFS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL
*nukes you from orbit*
this explains a lot
Best NFL podcasts? (No Mina)
>>157209834Focus on making the playoffs lil bro
>>157209834>Who is Chiefs WR Cyrus Allen?Good question
Himmy.
MOOOOOOOM HE TOUCHED ME
i don't understand why people get angry about players wearing the guardian caps
>>157209924I'll say this about it, you would be lucky to find an inch of land in the southeast that wasn't the site of some crime or atrocity at some point or another
Rammies play in two weeks :)
Need this mf DEMON on my team
>>157208893yeah
>>157210517Poor guy sold all his clothes and shoes for some prop cash just to make a video for social media.Sad!Hopefully he kept his belts at least.
>sources in Raiders training camp are reporting that just 1 week into training camp there is a clear talent, skill and athleticism gap between cousins and mendoza and there is is a strong possibility of Mendoza getting the starting nod much sooner rather than later its fucking happeningthe century of humiliation is almost over
>>157211239Wow, how mature. When will you cease this unbecoming and sophomoric "humor"? There is no decorum or class to be found in the halls. I'll be taking my leave to Reddit.
>>157210517Money can't buy happiness. Fame and noteriety won't give it to you either. What will? The love of family and friends, which he clearly lacks, as he has clearly isplated and pushed everyone who cares about him away. Pray for him.
>>157211239Uhhh pretty funny ngl
>>157209834AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA
>>157211298Very well said my friend
Desu Mahomie hurting his WRs adds up
>>157211359kwab
>>157209516
I guess it’s Jeff Caldwell szn
>>157211306>>157211359Eat shit statmutt lmao
>>157211359>>157211306ya im thinkin my raidies are gonna crush these scrubbalos
I bet the Chiefs regret trading up for Delane lmao
yfw when da burrs win the superb owl
>49ers President stepping downEveryone's jumping ship
The Chiefs are offensively cooked
>>157211516da belt spares none
>>157211555Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit I ain't heard from BA in a while either...
>>157211673grim
>>157211395He looks better today, wonder why he was bloated yesterday.
>>157211661Damn, Mahomes is already back to regular season form
>>157211516His family just bought the Seahawks so he's sponsoring more visas.
>>157211306THERE GOES MY BABY
i got 2nd pick overall in my league this yeargetting either bijan or gibbsthinking of going double rb, might also be able to snag bowersi dunno if i should reach for te and then qb, or reach for bowers and then go crazy getting all the wrs i cante is a little deeper this year
>>157211687Kelce had better hands when he was grabbing on Black Queen cheeks instead of Taylor's
>>157211750yeah i'm not surprised a thirdie like you shits in his hands lmao
>>157211661The funniest thing is seeing the Swifties in the replies defending that washed nigga
i care tons about other peoples fantasy teams
>>157211793Resulted in the best thread you ever made too.
>>157211833this, but unironically, until the preseason beginstraining camp shit is boring and just people forcing narratives that are never as funny as the ones that unfold during the actual season
>ESPN buys NFL network>fires a bunch of NFL Network people>uses NFL Network to air NFL Live ESPN contentbut... why
>>157211306>>157211359literally who
>>157211395Erm how does a man who plays football his entire life and at the professional level have no ass
>>157211996and there it is... on THE back together weekend?!
>>157211306Statmutt just cant win
aints may very well drop 350 on the wions week 1
>>157211661Uhm, where are the ref?
I have no idea why people are rating the NFC North so highly. Bears are winning the division, but no one is a serious team there.
>>157212095i think it the vikings' offense has to prove that their anywhere near their defense's level, but all teams are fairly well rounded, even the loins how are known for their offense do have a competent defense assuming all their starters aren't banged up and half the defense is made of elevated practice squad dudes
>>157212095people think the lions will get back to where they were and the packers will be decent.
i smell real bad like real strong spicy baloney
>>157212095because there's no bottomfeeder team
>>157212200My vikenigs beg to differ
>>157211705Yes… YES!! Total Queefie DEATH!!!!
>>157211516Ninerbros....not like this!
>>157212348and now pearsall is out for the year and his replacement is old fatass deebo
>>157212313hurts as a fan I'm sure but not reallykangz are nowhere close to the shartinals/browns/jets etc. tier
>>157212371>pearsall is out for the year>it's realAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>season ending injury>August 1stKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek 9ers are going to end up actually trying to keep Aiyuk at this rate
>>157212428jesus christ, how many 1st round picks has shanahan blown?
>>157212428>>157212462substation status?
man fuck this team who should I bandwagon now?
>>157212523the chargers. we're finally all healthy.
I would actually be okay with having Aiyuk back in the team desu.
>>157212576I'd kek out of my mind if the end result of this whole thing was the 9ers having to take him back
>Xavier Worthy is hurt tooChiefs disaster season locked and loaded
the 49ers weren't always cursed, so what did they do to spark this current chain of events
>>157212428How is it going to end up that the only season he actually played was the one where he got shot?
>>157212706The kneeling knigger
>>157212744What does tebow have to do with it
>>157212744We don't use that word here
>>157212702so instead of Mahomes throwing to WR2s and WR3s, he'll be throwing to WR4s and WR5s!
>>157212428loooooooooooool
>t-this year will be different!>5 minutes into preseason half the Niners roster is in a coma or have had limbs amputated>the coach too
>>157212706>>157212744Stand for the flag, BOY
>49ers rookie WR De’Zhaun Stribling is not practicing today due to what the team is calling hamstring tightness.KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I guess he fit right in on that roster
>>157212852pls crush the lambs again mr. darnold
>>157212868Yes.
>>157212706CMC made a deal with Allah to stay healthy, so all his injuries had to be transferred to his teammates. And he used to get enough for 20 people
>mfw 9erfags made fun of us for getting DeeboWhat goes around comes around, bitches
>>157211306doesn't matter because we got worthy back
>>157212918>worthyAnon... I can smell your bait
>>157212918is this the one that mr. swift heemed, or the toxins player wearing 2 guardian caps?
Glass bone chiefies are getting buttraped week 1
>>157213077Week 1, week 2, and every week thereafter
Got the injuries out of the way early this year literally who can stop us now
/NFL/ waifu
We should do an /NFL/ fantasy league/draft.
>>157213177Kek that's the spirit
> beltmas got memed into existence and now the nanners are dropping like flies
>>157212867I believe more and more that substation has something to do with their injuries
last year was fun...
How long until "The Science"™ changes and the entire NFL media says that "of course the substation has been causing the 49ers injuries, only Chuds believe otherwise"
>>157212591Why does he not just file for reinstatement?
>>157204817>>157204795Anthony Richardson has had a truly elite career. RAS is gospel!
>>157213177>Got the injuries out of the way early this yearWhy? Have they finally decided to stop practicing next to Chernobyl?
YT just served me the Packers-Bears 2010 NFCCGHoly kek I didn't know the Bears had to rely on their QB3 lmao
>>157213720That was debunked pendejo
>>157213608Damn theyre literally right next to the station?
>>157213391>Shanahan caused an accident and is in concussion protocol, can't lead practice>9ers President of 25 years resigned >Pearsall out for the whole seasonThey tried to run, but it came all the same...>>157213619He isn't bound by your rules. He operates on a higher plane
>>157213921People are shitting up the reviews too
The substation is harmless artificial turf is the real threat
>>157213844Cutty always got hurt at the worst times. Martz basically killed his career.
>>157213844>R-Rodgers just needed a defensePeople forget that his defense is the only reason he has a chip in the first place.
free my nigga romo
>>157214244you're mom
>>157213783You'll be awarded the key to the city for your public service
>>157213783Why you gotta be lies
>>157214422feed this bussy
>>157204907>hers that star qb I was telling you about
>>157213458I still remember watching that game with /sp/. So good
>>157214470Kyle is not a drunk
>>157213783i called jenny u good
>>157214470Based drunk driver. I bike everywhere both drunk and sober but when I am realllllly drunk I especially make sure I go drive, I have a 1 ton flatbed truck too so in the event I do hit someone or something it is sure to cause some major carnage
>>157214611I saw a video of Romo doing the Dak warmup before his field sobriety test so I know he can handle his drink. Fannyram looks like half his brain has been removed in recent pictures.
what did will campbell mean by this?
>>157214642Well by the looks of it right there, and without any context, he appeared to be stroking a cock with both hands and sucking it as well.
Madison is going to be jealous
HATERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
please no
>>157214767>queef not suffering a career-ending injury>disaster avoidedPick one
>>157214802He'd be worth it for helping out the special teams alone.
>>157211395>entire gut and ass wobbling around like some 400 lb old womanA DISGUSTING ACT
>>157214802He'd cost like 5 bucks and a Chick Fil-A gift card and he probably has a little bit left in the tank. Kinda hope my team takes a look.
>>157213215feet
>>157214856from the pic I've seen of you you don't look like you know much about hygiene
which female reporters are slutting themselves out to head coaches so I know who to follow for scoopz
>>157211395Can this old fatass retire already? Goodell isn't rigging Mutthomo to any more rings, he doesn't have anything left to play for
>Deshaun Watson throws 3 ints against 2nd team defense.Ayo
>>157214871It'd probably be quicker to name the ones who aren't
>>157214881>he doesn't have anything left to play forgetting to spend time away from TSwift is all he has now, he'll keep going until he's over 40.
>>157214871
trevor simian
>>157214890>it's realkek
>>157214974forgot my pic
imagine losing a QB competition to shedeur
>>157214948And there it is
>>157214890He's clearly having a sexual emergency, someone get the peanut oil posthaste
>>157214994Sad
>>157210430Weak bait
>>157210430No one's angry but they do look gay and stupid
>>157214946kek
>>157214994>100% completion, 0 INTsWho can stop us, Greenchads?
>>157210430goddamn, she's hot. how do i get a wife like that?
>>157214994you can think this little guy for the training camp stat meme
>>157215077>bogged face and bolt-onsGo to Beverly Hills or Miami
>>157213619He can't because the Niners still own his contract
>>157215106Can't he just file for reinstatement with them?
>>157215148All he needs to do is show up to the Niners facility and he'll get traded or cut since they already planned on him not playing this season and dont have the cap space to keep him. But he's too stupid to do it
>lions sign LB Devin WhiteGood pickup?
who got them dianna russini butthole pics?
>>157215214mike
>>157215105Don't forget >tattoosI won't fuck with a bitch who has tattoos. In a way, I thank them, they're basically advertising their mental illness to the world, it's like a 'do not enter' sign.
>>157215260big_cowboys_bussy is my username thanks.
MY (I am part owner) Green Bay Packers!
>>157215272Damn that's you? I wanted that UN but had to settle for b1g_cowboy_bussy because big_cowboy_bussy was taken.
>>157215286>he got conned into paying $600 dollars for a share to own .0001% of the PackersHoly incel
>>157215289He's big_cowboys_bussy not big_cowboy_bussy. You're thinking of someone else
>>157214642Hes ready to S today's D
rate ann michael maye's raspberry lime pound cake
>>157215214What's the point?There will never be one more IMMACULATE than Jennifer Lawrence's buttholeWe have already seen the best of the best
>>157215393I was expecting her to shove that can up her ass. Disappointed/ 10
>>157215309that's my username. profile pic with dak jersey.
>>157215393I'd pound her cake if you know what I mean
>>157215393She's super cute desu. If you can't see that you're blind.
>>157215412You can't appreciate greatness unless you study the mundane.
>>157215430Holy shit I was just about to type and post that exact same statement like word for word, only difference is I would have put a comma after 'cake'.
>>157215430I don't pls explain
>>157215424Did you get your friend to wear an Elliot jersey?
>>157215437damn...
>>157215436Looks like she'd be a wonderful mother.
>>157215437Damn man, it do be like that tho
>>157214994might have to switch my rooting focus to auburn and their moscow-born coach this fall if >we actually end up trotting shitturd out there
i got jenny butthole pics many MANY jenny butthole pics
>>157210430>not liking something means you’re angryZoomers
>>157215448pound = slang for thrusting your erect peniscake = slang for assergo, i want to fuck her ass
All right, Clots. What's the game plan this year?
>>157215555be a lock for the playoffs until danny goes down then miss the playoffs
>>157215550that looks like a tray of poop
>>157215550Idk man, it's still not clear to me
>>157215580what kind of shits you taking, big dog?
>>157215580So does ur face
>>157215597>DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE DINNERS REEEEADY
>>157215597Worrying about another mans gastrointestinal health is kinda based ngl
>>157215550she looks like she gives awful head but will get pissed off if you don't eat her out for at least 15 minutes
Fuck Anne Maye
Week 1 winnersPatriotsRasmPanthersBengalsLionsTexansColtsJagsSteelersTitansRaidersChargersVikingsCommanders CowboysBronkies
>>157214948COWARD
>>157215783The thing I’m most looking forward to this season is delusional Bronco retards getting a reality check
>>157214994>13/22 4:1Is this elite?
>>157215783>PatriotsYou managed to get the very first one wrong
There is literally not a single healthy person in the entire 49ers organization after trannyhan crashed his truck
>>157215820>>157215875When both win week 1 what say you
>>157215894I'll say I was wrong but the Patsies got spanked by the Shithawks and are playing in Seattle. If it wasnt a week 1 game it could be a tossup by owl losers tend to do bad in same season rematches
>>157215894You are not the new AFCW top dawg like you fantasize and aren’t winning week one. What will actually happen is the Chiefs new running game is going to make a massive statement and Mahomes is going to be on a warpath. Your shit mid team had its fifteen minutes in a weak season and is going to be back to being irrelevant. You’re the new Lions, except worse, and are about to enter the exact same “yeah, but NEXT season, Chiefs fans in particular will see!!” eternal mindbroken cycle of cope
>>157215929>Chiefs new running game is going to make a massive statement and Mahomes is going to be on a warpath.Statmutt you cant actually believe this lmao
>>157215888i'm the designated penis inspector and i'm still healthy.
>>157215174Won’t make the roster
>>157215929inb4 kelshit runs into your rb
>>157215935Why would anybody who isn’t coping not? You’re just typing now
>>157215949Nah it’s you who will do that
>>157215929O i am laffing.
>>157215917Seahawks got worse over offseason while pats got better and Seahawks wont have the rig on their side anymore because they need to sell the team to a jeet so patriots will come out in jumbo packages like they would have in the belicheck era and which both vrabel and McDaniels were apart of but conveniently forgot how to do because of reasons listed above. Also pats will be looking for revenge so the players will be hyped up and aj brown will want to shit on the niggles so he'll burn the riqless secondary. Seahawks lost some key pieces in the offseason and emmanwhori is not coming back any time soon heem injury. Walker gone too means darnold has to work more and he had to play perfectly to win the owl and there were a couple plays where Gonzalez was fingertip away from intercepting the ball.Also the affair stuff is fud so people dont bet patriots
>>157215953Because Mahomo is shit and hes coming off a career altering injury which will make him even more shit while he has to pretend a fat reality tv star and some glass boned ngubus at wr are going to carry him to the promised land lmao is Kenneth walker supposed to block for himself too or are you expecting little nigga Hollywood brown to beat Patrick surtains giant ass off the rip and drive him backwards that boy cant even catch a pass without popping his bussy open
roger goydell is a fat anti-football faggot
>>157216010As long as he can keep artificially granting niggers generational wealth and preferred athletic treatment over every other race so they can implant a bunch of angry athletic groids in your neighborhood hes all about being anti football
>>157216001Never post here again.
>>157215983>Seahawks got worseThey kept most of their defense and still have JSN and Kupp. Their only notable loss was Walker but he isn't going to save the Queefs
>>157216039The best chance for the chiefs to best the bronkies week 1 is putting in Justin fields lol mahomo is getting bulldozed by an afc west rival for the second year in a row to start his season and be humiliated once again on prime time
>>157216001
>Mahomo is shitYeah…>lmao is Kenneth walker supposed to block for himself tooNo, that will probably be one of the best IOL in the league doing that? What?>are you expecting little nigga Hollywood brownNot even on the team retardYou don’t know anything, you’re stupid, and this kind of low IQ pure cope and seethe does not belong here, take it to r/DenverBroncos
>>157204850Funniest play since the Raiders - Patriots Hail Moron
>>157215983>Seahawks got worse over offseason while pats got better
Remind the class what just happened to 2 of the chiefs wrs in practice lil chuddy
I hate smokers so damn much. They need to hurry up and all die of lung cancer.
Did chase daneile start paying for views on his youtube channel, hes is getting more views now. I don't watch the viedos though.
>>157216042They lost their 6 4 giganigga corner back to the niggles and he smothered people. Bryant and mafe were both important pieces and walker was their entire offense in the superbowl so losing those guys whos going to cover aj brown now when doubs and boutte/mack are also on the field. The match up has shifted to the patriots side
>>157216118The so called self concious smokers are even worse than the regular ones. They act them going outside makes up for them smelling like cancer and assaulting everyone's sense of smell. Fuck all of them.
Jets will win at least 2 games this season. Screenshot this
>>157216103>Pats actually have a difficult schedule this season negating how much slightly better they have gottenKek
>>157216139>whos going to cover aj brown now when doubs and boutte/mack are also on the field>Maye gets sacked before they can make it 5 yards past the LOS
>>157216139That was the same cornerback that gave up a 3rd and long dpi and then got blown for a tuddy on the next play in the NFCCG. He wasn't even their best CB either
Are the Bucs based to for telling Baker Midfield to get fucked after he demanded more than $50M per year?
>>157216181>Are the Bucs based No
>/nfl/ thinks either team in the AsteriskBowl is going to be relevant next season
Inside sources at the Broncos organization have told Adam Schefter “it’s not looking good” for Bo Nix’s career. He is reportedly unable to walk normally on his broken ankle. They’re saying he may be bound to a walker for life. In public appearances they have him wearing a hidden stainless steel splint that basically immobilizes his ankle to hide the damage.
I want Derrick Henry to win a Supey but I don't want Lamar to
>>157216181supposedly they offered him a 2 year $100 million extension
>>157216195>asteriskbowlThat was 7 years ago though
>>157212918did Worthy lose a step? what happened to that 4.21 speed
>>157216195Top 3 NFC teams:GiantsBearsEaglesTop 3 AFC teams:ChiefsBillsJaguars>inb4 /nfl/ geniuses: ERM that’s not like last season! What do you mean this season will be different??
>>157216269The Giants might have the worst run defense in the NFL on paper and their pass defense is no better. You're banking on John Harbaugh being a miracle worker and Dennard Wilson being a better coordinator than he was in Tennessee (granted Wilson doesn't believe in Prevent Defense which instantly makes him better than Shane Bowen)
So you think Shanahan's made the NFL a better place? Hmm?! Look at me. LOOK AT ME! See, this is how CRAZY Shanahan has made the NFL. You want order in football? The 49ers must cut me from their roster. Oh, and every day that they don't, people will get da belt. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
>>157216181>after he demanded more than $50M per year?You do realize that $50M isn't an unreasonable amount for a good QB in 2026, right? I swear you're all still stuck in the 2010s when it comes to cap numbers.
>>157216295"Cut me so I can go win in WASHINGTON!!!" is a hilarious level of mental illness. It'd be even funnier if Dirty Dan were still running the show there.
This is what a franchise receiver looks like
>>157216286It’s moreso that I’m very confident in the big 3 on offense of Dart, Skat and Nabers and think Harbaugh will make enough of a difference on the defense and overall that it won’t be enough to sink them
>>157216310Keep talking like that and CMC will get hurt next
>>157216340Maybe but Matt Nagy being the OC scares me to death. I'd be more bullish if Harbaugh had gotten Todd Monken like he wanted but Monken decided it'd be more fun to commit career suicide as Browns head coach instead.
>>157216286Cowboys are gonna bootyblast them week 1 the gnats are not a good team and they just traded lawrence. Harbaugh must suck a good dick to still be a head coach
>>157216340>Dart, Skat and NabersMid, injured, and injured
>>157216363Very valid concern, I keep forgetting about that
>>157216369Harbaugh habitually had the Ravens deep in the playoffs and in the AFCCG three years ago. It's not his fault Lameme is a choke artist and defaults to being a heroball retard when the game is on the line.>.webm related, Harbaugh's fault actually
>>157216369>Harbaugh must suck a good dick to still be a head coachHarbitch may be a choker, but he regularly makes and wins playoff games. He was obviously going to be hired. McDermott will also be a sought after HC next year>>157216394>It's not his fault Lameme is a choke artistI'm not a Lameme defender, but lets not pretend that Harbaugh was blameless. He loved to forget that he has a HoF caliber RB and his defenses always seemed to blow it when it mattered most
>>157216438>Lamar>HoF caliber
>>157216394Lameme is the main reason they didn’t win a ring the year they played the Chiefs in the AFCCG. They had the #1 offense, #1 defense, were playing at home, and all the Chiefs had to do was sell-out against the run and force him to pass and he melted down. Not much more Harbaugh can do
>>157216465I almost didn't get it. Good one
>>157216300he was offered that for 2 years, but I am assuming he apparently didn't like that it wasn't a 5 year 250 deal and probably wanted more guaranteed
>>157216484:^)
ya, I'm thinking he's back
>>157205530>get something for free>cry because you didn't get moreAre you black or brown
>>157216575He’s making way faster progress than I thought he would The defense knows better than to a lay finger on him there though ofc, he’s just getting used to getting downfield again
>>157208893Good. Fuck July
>>157216575Any LB would lay him on his ass. Why is he even running in pre season to begin with
>>157212488https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vF84LABHm0
>>157216575Scrambling in 7 on 7s is the funniest dumb bullshit like you just admit you cant make passes even in no pressure situations
>>157216646Or he’s practicing running again… in practice>>>/r/DenverBroncos
>>157205726Probably didn't want the guy coming back saying that you have him the shits. Those things were just snausages with a fluffier cover.
>>157216664Oh gee hes practicing running in a situation no one can hit him or make a play on the ball so lets clap at him running 50 yards haha go patrick!!
>>157216575Just like a real game where the defense isn't allowed to touch him.
>>157216683Yes retard, he’s testing his mobility, that is exactly the situation to do it in. You’ll see whether you can do anything about it in an actual game soon enough, don’t worry
>>157216703Im going to call it testing his mobility when hes getting his knee exploded again lol
>>157216580My mother is Jewish
>>157216714whens the last time a player exploded the same knee in two consecutive seasons
>Adam Schefter on X: "Tests revealed that Bills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson, who was carted to the locker room during Saturday’s practice, suffered a lower calf strain, per source."
>>157216714No you’re going to call it refball when that doesn’t happen and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming
>>157212428Just fucking cut his ass. He has zero value or utilitybat this point. If Jerry Rice unretired today he'd immediately be a better option that this walking corpseSeriously, has anyone called Jerry? You know he's still in shape
>>157215948What a stupid take
>>157216727One of the niners probably
You now remember Josh "the next Trent Williams" Simmons
>>1572155559-8, no playoffs, Ballard inexplicably retained>>157216605This, any months without football are fucking lame, spring and summer in general should be nuked
>>157216269surely you could've done better than Giants?
>>157216801That meme was retired after he came back to the team and played at a high level jsyk100% the same Bronkek who thinks we still have Hollywood Brown
>>157216269Replace Bears with 9ers and Jags with Jets. You're talking about top teams for injuries, right?
>>157216745I know a WR you can field...
>me fighting all the dumb fuck broncucks
>>157216801The taggle that turned the tide
GET FUCKING SET
>>157216864You look pretty pillowfisted b
>>157216845You weren't even here for the majority of last season. You only came crawling back when the Queefs mamlnahed to get to even
>>157216874oh god this shit again from him?
>>157216874Even in anger the zest shines through. What a peculiar buck.
>>157216103Seahawks lost Clint kubiak and their offense now rests on sam darnold to run a new offense without walker
>>157216909that must be a fun locker room
>>157216889I know you’re used to making things up about the Chiefs to feel better, but you should probably stick to nebulous concepts like “refball” rather than things that can be objectively disprovenhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%E2%80%9CChiefies%E2%80%9D/filter/text/start/2025-11-01/end/2026-01-01/You will never stop coping about my Chiefies btw. You already lost
true or false: the eagles should move off of jalen?
Still lookin for the Chiefs-Titans gamethread
Very excited for another season of shitting on statmutt and his brown hand
>>157216947Training camp stats are meaningless. We already knew Squirts sucks dick
>>157216874Reffies get dressed up even for training camp?
>>157216947Theyre going to look for s new qb in the offseason after he kwabs without aj to blame
>>157216874
>>157216982Kek what the fuck
>>157216982lol
>Chiefs chad>Indiana Fever chadYeah. I’m thinking I won at sports.
>>157216947Baker to the iggles 2027
>>157217002Bakey is going to the Texans
Oh, hey Caleb
>>157217002MY clots move off Danny Nickels after he gets hurt again and sign Bakey but it turns out he’s no longer good
>"everyone is against me">every year>never wins anything>wants elite QB money>does his little TikTok dance when down by 14Fuck Baker Mayfield
>>157216996Virgin detected
Why is Josh Allen such a nice sweet guy guy? I wish I was Hailee Allen
>>157215430Someone had to say it
>>157217061He is thr biggest shit talking qb in thr NFL, don't be fooled he is a prick.
>>157217061Fake nice guy who’s actually a crybabby refbabby bitch. The Pissi Cuckitini of football.
>>157217059Seething tranny
>>157217073>>157217084How can one man be so based?
>>157217046Baker is the greatest qb in New Browns history and it's not even close. He's their Joe Montana and their next best guy is probably like Tim Couch who's their Jeff Garcia.
Fella it's white people taco night in this household, I am pumped.
What a nice guy he is.
>>157217139Save em for tuesday nigga
>>157216780Cool story bro. He couldn’t even make the raiders roster.
>>157217139Before I moved I lived next to a grocery store that had pre-diced steak and chicken for tacos, which was great since I hate the texture of ground meat and I’m incredibly lazy in the kitchen
>>157216962It’s training for them too
shrimp dicks, this can't be happening
>>157216962Nobody cared till they put on the uniform
>>157217166QBs do this to pass rushers to try to take some of their edge off. Same reason they compliment them when they get a nice hit etc. rather than talking shit and provoking them. You are a liddle babbybrain who only sees the surface of things and goes “Hey how nice!” Kys
>>157217229Explain this to someone who's brain hasn't been rotted by social media?
>>157217238lmao helping Chris Jones up isn't going to stop him from charging at the QB like a mad gorilla the very next play you dork
>Chris JonesYet another washed bum
>>157216947for who exactly?
nice one, lamar
>>157217333>already in wild card formNigga’s not playing around
>>157217333>throws perfect pass to a teammate>this is somehow bad
>>157217327They could win an owl with Tyrod
>>157212428seems like you should get the surgery shortly after your season ends instead of right before it begins.
>>157217288Retard
>>157217337Lamar Jackson is 2-1 in his career in the wildcard round shit for brains. It's the divvy round he generally gets clipped
>>157216874>that zesty snapNFCCG incoming
>>157216982>>157216989>>157216993This was last year.
>>157217379>Lamar Jackson is 2-1 in his career in the wildcard round shit for brainsWhoa….
>>157217358do people still think the eagles are a superteam?
Dumb niggas sleepin on my bills.
>>157217392It's still funny thobeit>>157217404I'm just saying if you're gonna insult him at least get it right. Call him out for no rings or his playoff record in total not the wildcard round where he's only ever lost once
>>157217411we are
>>157217411They were with AJ Brown but not anymore. Depends on how Lemon pans outStill an insane roster
>>157217453>>157217457I think >we are good, maybe even great with the new OC, but I don't think it's really a superteam anymore.
>Lions sign Devin WhiteBills Lions owl back on the menu.
the raiders drafting Mike washington and trying out like 4 running backs this camp so far really has me thinking Jeanty looks like shit in camp and theyre gonna trade him and honestly idk how i feel about it
>>157217466he was okay not great last year on my raidies hes still got a pulse
>>157217466Your reddit bowl is STILL(x3) not happening, I’m afraid
>>157217466Why does everyone always want a Bills and whatever overperforming under dog NFC team every year? Last year it was Bills Bears.
>>157217166Hes so strong :3
>>157217392>58 comp %Checks out
>>157217466>billsThe nills are missing the playoffs it will be broncos chargers patriots jags texans colts bengals
>>157217512No they’re just responding to a fresh meta of a deep running back room that a lot of teams are rushing to get on board with, like the Chiefs and Lions. Strong #1 lead back and then a deep room of B listers/potential starters to run by committee. You’re going to see A LOT of ground game these next couple years
>49ers WR Ricky Pearsall to have season-ending knee surgeryWhy would they write the headline like that?
>>157217512>Florence Pugh Sexy little cheese slut
I prefer Quarterbacks who work hard and don't break the law
How does any self-respecting zoomer not root for the Giants?
>>157217583yeah i guess youre right its just a lot of backs yannoim excited to see jeanty be able to run without being hit behind the line literally every single time he touched the ball but this is definitely a make or break year for him i think
>>157217549I think everyone wants their team to win, and if that isn't happening they pick the bills because they are the least obnoxious and passionate fan base that believe they are cursed. Ravens fans really hate them because their qb is better than theirs.
>>157217512>>157217591she does this thing where she tries to look unattractive for le fashion but she's fucking sexy. I want to see her pugh, if you know what I mean
>>157217591greedy little piggy lol look at her eyes when she says food
>>157217549Chiefs hatred.
>>157217613she's shaped like a fucking brick. now this is a real woman
>>157217637lol like you'd know
>>157217611kek the bills fan that posts here is always miserable when they win.
>>157217379>Lamar Jackson is 2-1 in his career in the wildcard round shit for brains. It's the divvy round he generally gets clipped>defending thisLamar is the very definition of overhyped token. Mahomes is better in every possible way yet still 3 owls later does not get hyped up like Lamar does every fucking year.
>>157217379>Pretending like he cares about the Ravens nowCringe larp
>>157217661Watching any Bills game is high stress.
>>157217637>t.
>>157217611>Ravens fan hate the BillsUhhh no we don't kek they've clipped us twice in the playoffs in recent years obviously but no I and a lot of Ravens fans don't have animosity towards Bills fans. Our biggest rivals are still Steelers and Patriots by a huge margin. After that it's Bengals/Browns due to division then probably Chiefs 5th. I'm not saying a portion of Ravens fans don't hate the Bills and waste time in those "Lamar better than Allen" arguments but they don't come close to the hatred we have towards the Steelers+Patriots
>>157217686the manlet fears the tall pussy
>>157217702hes talking about american ravens fans i feel like oversea fans miss some of the nuance, which is why you like Bo nix for instance even though hes on a different team that you have no other ties to Like i kinda like the dolphins because my brother liked them but i never talk about them even when they were decent a couple years ago bc theyre not my team
>>157217702Bruh the Ravens aren't even on the Patriots or Steelers level lol
>>157217708I tell tall women im gonna climb their asses like king Kong and they giggle
>>157217719I've been to USA twice, I have friends from the USA both irl and on social media. I'm telling you if you polled 1000 Ravens fans who their 3 most hated teams were you'd get almost everyone voting Steelers and Patriots then a mix of Bengals/Browns/Chiefs/Bills etc
>>157217747wasn't one of the times you visited when you got 'assaulted'?
>>157217747notice how the bills are in there though you have to concede that lol>ive been to the US twice fair enough but ive been to Portland a couple times but i wouldn’t consider myself an expert on fentanyl lol
>>157217747Please never visit again. Thanks.
>>157217757Yeah he got gaped in New Orleans by a pack of BBCs.
>>157217635Chiefs aren't even a top 12 team
>>157217765Because the Ravens lost to the Saints?
>>157217773Yeah but everyone hates them because of all of the refball that got them 3 super bowls.
>>157217778no like actual rape, the Kiwi got raped in the US
>>157217787That's true
>>157217792Cringe. Good.
>>157217773>>157217787You will never be normal again. Seethe forever
>>157217795What the fuck?
>>157217831Bruh were you raped in the US?
>>157217661>the bills fan that posts here is always miserableChecks out
>>157217840I know for a fact there are at least two, maybe three of us during the regular season.
Who finna get it next?
>>157217860>gay AIkill yourself
>>157217860>smacks his hat on with the belt:/
>[Blank] is due for a regressionAre the Rams literally the only team people don't say this about?MAYBE the Chiefs on a technicality?
>>157217682queefs buckbroke him into bandwagoning AFC teams
>>157217880Bills have the best betting odds to win the AFC despite having a new HC, OC, DC, and a massive turnover on defense.
>>157217841Jeet or kikeCall it
>>157217866Mugged?
>>157217894only because Josh Allen is getting overhyped like Mahomes.
do you guys think goydell will try and manufacture a 28-3 moment for the muppetmutt or are they leaving that fat shit out to dry
>>157217897>sperging out about dicks and jewsLike clockwork KWAB
>>157217909>overhyped like MahomesNot even possible with the career he’s had, the fact that Allen is commonly cited as the best QB in the league shows that Mahomes is actually criminally underrated
>>157217914He has to complain about something considering what woman wants a guy who was creampied by guys who looked like Lamar Jackson and Ray Lewis
>>157217918allen doesn't throw a 19.8 passer rating in a must win game
If you are under 5'9 and make the league you should be exempt from drug testing
>>157217910Nah the queefs are done. Maybe theyll push the bills a little harder this year, who knows
>>157217918Allen and Lamar Jackson are legit media babies who will never win anything. Mahomes is a baller.
>>157217914>jew pretending having a cut dick is normal KWABOAT
>>157217909Mahomes and Allen are the Manning and Brady of this generation, everyone wants to watch them play and they hate Mahomes like they hated Brady.
>>157217925Allen also doesn’t go to 5 super bowls in 7 years and win 3 and have a floor of overtime in the AFCCG
>>157217880Rams are BS injury team. Obviously the Rams have weaknesses. LB corps and STs to be specific. But instead of talking about that, people will say dumb shit like>The Rams weakness is if both tackles are missing and Stafford gets injured and Devante can't play and Puka goes literally insane.Sure, if you remove half the starters from an offense, they probably won't win a super bowl.
>>157217936Allen hasn't even won a Championship to lose in an Owl lol he's a crybaby faggot not even close to Mahomes. Allen is the Phillip Rivers to Mahomes and Stafford
>>157217937whens the last time allen missed the playoffs
>>157217935>don't have a cut dick>didn't get my ass heemed into surgery by niggers like (You)lol lmao even
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>>157217946You can be as upset as you want, but that's how the league and NFL fans see them.
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>>157217894That's literally just hype though the Bills are not making the playoffs
>>157217685this is the eagles chart
>>157216331Why’s he kind of hitting this pose
>>157217025>oh, hey c-ACK!
