Excellent drafting edition
>>157231315stings as an igg desu
now post freds trophy cabinet
>>157231320deserve it mate, only flags you got fairly was the last one, the rest your boys were on amphetamines for the entire season. anything bad that happens to the iggs is deserved bunch of cheating pricks historically
>>157231329Nobody from that era pissed hot for a drug test including Ben Cousins therefore your accusations are unfounded.
>>157231315Solid top 6, after that there's Tauru, Lindsay, Reid and a shitload of crap.
>>157231356reid only looks good because the script this year has rigged it for his joke team
>>157231373He's the next Robbie Gray, mate
>>157231315Why did Reid go so low in the Draft for such an obvious talent? Personality problems?
>>157231346lol, the result was in before the tests were done. You think the afl would admit the flag was won on the back of gear? youre very naive
>>157231320Yeah, the deal you guys maed with port kind of fucked you both. But it could be worse, at least you got shanahan, and also didn't waste a heap of firsts like richmond did
>>157231398Sorry mate I think you are confusing the iggs with geelong.
>>157231401You never get every draft right you just hope you don't fuck up as much as you do well. It's basically a lottery plenty of high picks have turned into busts over the years.
>>157231356Lombards a weapon champ, prob dont even know who he is from cucktorian bubbleitis
>>157231395Small and not that athletic. Same reason I'd still take Lalor over him even though Reid's better performed so far.
>>157231395Known wanker.Ross Lyon knew him through his child's schooling and told the Saints recruiters "DO NOT DRAFT THIS GUY. HE'S A BAD EGG."
>>157231373He won the rising star last year tho
>>157231406>1990s>Drug tester shows up at the Eagle's training ground>Half the squad run to the far side of the oval and jump the fence and don't come backDoping Iggs stole 2 flags from the cats.
>>157231417Some busts are obvious. Look at the clips from someone like Elijah Tsatas and there was never a reason to take him with a top 5 pick.Sometimes it's hindsight or bad luck, but sometimes the clubs are retarded. It can be a consensus forming around an unworthy player, like Tsatas, and sometimes it's a reach on an unworthy player, like Faull.
>>157231472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap5K9in5cY8
>>157231390he isn't half as good as robbie gray champ
>>157231474I think a lot of it is realising the list managers and all the other guys involved aren't savant's they are just part of the old boy network and the every day punter could do just as good a job as some of the people that were list managers for decades.
>>157231474>like TsatasCovid drafts were meme drafts with a high number of busts. Tsatas' draft year is filled with potatoes and there's hardly anyone taken after him that would be a clear improvement.Secondly, it was Dodoro picking. Even Essendon people hating on Brad Scott acknowledge that his greatest achievement was prying him out of the club.
WankerRisingComeBustGoodA lot
Crazy to think that Nick Daicos should be playing for Gold Coast instead of Mac Andrew if not for archaic father son rules
>>157231479That was a Full Frontal skit you idiot. Plus, a retired player getting on the coke is a lot different than active players injecting themselves with steroids like the Eagles did.
>CARLTON ARE RUNNING A PROPER PROCESS>ESSENDON'S IS A JOKE THEY'RE JUST GOING TO APPOINT HIRDMeanwhile, in reality, everyone going for the Carlton job has wasted their time as they're just going to give it to the interim guy. Thx for the coaching IP, bye.All the while Essendon are doing a full process and those that entered it are getting a fair shot and being judged by an unbiased third party panel, so will live or die on their own abilities.All the prospective coaches who Essendon to focus on the Carlton job showed really poor judgement.
>>157231535Nah, he would've been playing at North.He was just a bit ahead of JHF in the draft pecking order, but North used #1 on JHF so they'd get the prestige of a number one pick on their lit and he'd get the $10,000 (?) bonus.
>>157231515The U18 season in 2022 wasn't interrupted by COVID. In any case there was sufficient evidence that he was scared of contact and couldn't kick.It's not just that he didn't work out. The problem is that it was clear that he could never make it as a good player with his deficiencies, yet he was still a consensus top 10 pick. It wasn't an Essendon/Dodoro limited problem. These views get spread around and widely adopted despite there being evidence to the contrary. Every year there's some player who you can see from one Youtube clip has a horrendous action and never hits a target precisely, yet their kicking is described as 'neat' or 'average' and gets taken high.Someone like Phillipou isn't setting the world alight but he at least has attributes, and doesn't have glaring deficiencies, that means he COULD be a good player. What baffles me are the ones who are plainly limited or flawed yet the list managers and journalists seem to convince each other and agree that these limitations and flaws aren't there.
>neet hours>footy talk with some shitposting>wagie hours>raging, micks, gay porn and blogswhy are we so based neet bros?
>>157231615today is an exceptional rare caseyou guys normally spend all day seething about tradies
>>157231632get back to work email sender
>>157231395Lyon was shitty at him for bullying apparently so said don't take him but Richmond fumbled completely as he was a Tigers fan growing up and they met with him at his house 5 days before draft apparently.
>>157231615if you cant handle alf during its peak you dont deserve it at its off peak desu
>>157231641>they met with him at his house 5 days before draft apparentlyAnd then decided not to draft him. Really says how much of a dickhead he is.
>>157231654Says more about how incompetent Richmond is
>>157231654This is from a club that defended Balta. They don't really have any credibility in that department.
>>157231663Really makes you think of how bad he was during that home meeting.
murphy reid isn't that fucking goodshove it up your virgin ass fredfucker.
>>157231541Are you suggesting that Geelong weren't also roiding it up at the time?I personally don't believe so as I don't believe that the iggs were either because theirs no verifiable evidence of it other than jilted fans like you who lost fair a square to the better team.What's next the eagles were a state team and it was unfair on vfl teams?
>>157231573Carlton has always been a poorly run club after they got caught paying players outside the salary cap. Then the visy thing happened etc... They had like 50 top 10 draft picks in the 2000's after tanking and still couldn't be competitive. So it comes as no surprise they are going to botch another coaching appointment like they botched the previous 3 in a row?
>>157231684>Genetic freak is genetic freak, so the whole team must be on roidsGot any pictures of non-Ablett Geelong players?Meanwhile, the Eagles had massive muscle growth in short order, causing other players to openly suspect they were using steroids.But the Eagle's players just said, "nah, we just train super hard in the gym :D"
>>157231671Kek>>157231680Rising star, best first year player, probably AA in his second year champ but keep being delusional
>>157231726wow thats awesome do they hang those banners at fred home games?
>>157231663we had a good thing going baltuh
>>157231724yeah bro look at this MUSCLE FREAK MONSTER!!!
>Also cherry picking photo's of when Billy was young and scrawny and still had hair.
>>157231744Bet you think instagram fitness influences are clean as well.
>>157231762see>>157231724>Genetic freak is genetic freak, so the whole team must be on roids
>no your boys are extra beefy!>no way yours are so muscly we're twinks!
>>157231755The Eagles guy he's jumping on has more muscle definition than Billy there.
two boomers having a barney
>>157231773No he doesn't.
>Collingwood has offered a one-year deal to Jeremy Howe as they work through decisions on their veterans.L M A OMAO
>>157231763Glen had a brother who was also in the AFL system. So same genetics and the same sort of fitness program.His brother looked like someone plucked out of the suburban B grade league.So no, it wasn't some elite genetics at work for Jakovich.At least with Ablett Snr you could see Ablett Jnr being the same ball of muscles, so the genetics are strong in that family.
Oh look just another genetic freak at geelong for some reason.
>>157231801Post a picture of Paul Chapman next, maybe even in his Essendon top to drive the point home.
>>157231795Yeah mate look at this scrawny little fella who happened to be a ridiculous talent playing in a little man position of full forward winning afl matches of his own boot kicking bags of goals like 7 against north and making some of the hardest full backs look silly before he injured his knee and had to retire.
bizarre disagreement
>>157231804Well when Chapman went from geelong to essendon that was around the same time Stephen Dank and The Weapon were head hunted by essendon from geelong.
>>157231817Dank was never employed by Geelong. They had a meeting about it, but Geelong decided he was a dodgy cunt so declined.Similar to Richmond meeting with Murphy Reid.
bring up stokes being caught with a large amount of drugs in his car
>>157231821Aboriginal small forwards at Geelong and drugs is a tale as old as time.
>In 2007, Geelong sourced Actovegin a treatment used for soft‑tissue injuries from a company associated with Stephen Dank. This was used for Max Rooke’s hamstring treatment under German specialist Dr Hans‑Wilhelm Müller‑Wohlfarth.
Don't know if I've seen an iggsboomer v catboomer argument like this before
bring up ben cousins and the drug culture at west coast
>>157231829Yes? This was all above board and well publicised at the time.Half the talkback shows at the time were about whether Max Rooke would make it back in time from his hamstring(?) issues and whether going over to Germany to get calf blood injected would make a difference.
>>157231315why was essendons highest pick no:13 when they haven't made finals in a decade?
>>157231839You know what was all above board as well the eagles drug testing in the 90's, 2000's and 2010's up until jnr rioli got caught for weed.
Nick "Demon King" Daicos
>>157231844probably did some 5d draft chess
>>157231844pick 9 was traded to melbourne
>>157231479that doesn't look anything like gazza
Just preemptifely put Curnow on for 3+It's free money at this point
Was having a look at the 2007 grand final team photo and am in awe at the number of spaghetti arms there. They look like lanklets compared to the Iggs teams of 15 years prior.It's the middle->right section of the top row that really caught the eye though. A really solid block for post-playing careers. Senior coach, senior assistants, permanent media careers and a list boss.Milburn is the only one there that I don't recall hearing anything about.
>>157231876You have to remember that he retired before most anons were born.
>>1572318863 what?
>>157231934Tackles. Been really impressed with his defensive pressure since moving to the Swans.
>>1572319343 goals but they haven't opened bets yet unfortunatelyPopped it in my to do list as sometimes i forget and run out of money b4 i put it on
How's the pokemon scalping going for you guys?
>>157231945Tried scalping a pikachu and got electrocuted.. should have left it to the sparkies.
my late grandma called me into the kitchen to watch gary abletts 1000th goal actually.
>>157231945was there some new tcg set released?
inside source telling me there's a big chud underground in the afl at certain clubs
>>157231901>this was 20 years ago
>>157231867for what in return exactly?
>>157231615this but the total opposite
>>157232002>Take the regular season off>Come back for finalsLived the dream. Let the scrubs do the prep work.
>>157231945Invest in Palworld TCG.Retards are buying heaps of that shit.
You guys ever eat an entire tin of eclipse mints then later violently shit yourself?
>>157231974you know better than this, sir
>>157232001Melbourne's 2025 first (used on Farrow - seems like it would've been used on Sharp if they didn't have another pick a few later), plus a bunch of later picks in that draft to match the Kako bid and take a few others including Angus Clarke and Zak Johnson.
>>157232092Not eclipse mints but with jols yes absolutely
we're doing a serious investigation champ
Think Essendon did the right thing in regards to the Merret trade.
>>157232114Lel just finished one of these, heard they're going out of the shelves at Woolies tragically
>>157232170Well I don't.
>>157232108mate got on the piss with josh caddy apparently dion prestia collects nazi memorabilia kek
Nick "legendary genius monster" Daicos
>>157232202angus monfries did too and he had a proper schnauzer
>>157232205more like legendary penis muncher
garn shitto lads*waits at bum stop*>>157232001meth mostly
>>157232212It's on you if you can't recognize greatness in front of you
what do you do when you gf asks for your phone password
>>157232226If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
garn jerk off to some khazar mummy milkers lads
>>157232226tell her to fuck off
imagine if your gf found gay porn in your search history
dad's google history
>>157232233and what of my pics of dean laidley and slightly homoerotic pics of afl players
>>157232216Kek you got me with this post mick
how's the commuting going, wagies?
>>157231649neets run alfBe grateful you have a thriving thread when you get home from your cage
eating a custard tart
>>157232243my ex went through my /alf/ folder once
>>157232274Australia's economy relies on immigration
Australia is 33% immigrant
>>157232274https://www.noticer.news/great-replacement-clock-white-population/https://www.noticer.news/australian-public-service-indian-hiring/
People go on and on about England being bad, and its 19% immigrant, its no where near Australia
>>157232306reckon you need a tradie licence to open that first link mateyou did renew it when you paid your union fees to the cfmeu didn't you
>>157232274GDP number MUST go up (implying indians are a positive for the economy kek)
they are calling them the most indian posts ever
does gdp take into account money transfered overseas
>>157232313it's that they take over entire cities over there desu.
Has everyone always known that Alan Jones is a homosexual?
my friend has turned full socialistgrim
Are you fellas excited about AFL matches being held in India?
>>157232306go the gorilla, I got one its good.the synecos are shit and fall to bitsgo the bailey if you got the coin
>>157232306>120kg capacitydon't think either of them are the go for you fatty
>have coffee>feel nothing>4 hours later start getting jitterythis isn't normal right
>>157232274I've heard other sub continent people complaining about this kek
>>157232274>Living in an Indian suburbBrought it on yourself. It's like complaining about walking past Chinese people when you live in Chinatown.
>>157232417There were no indian suburbs 10 years ago
>>157232373Wait until you find out what he left on a boy's desk when he was a teacher.
>>157232274what suburb?
>>157232413You're not normal.
I have it from good sources that Nick Daicos actually believes he is a descendant of Achilles...
>>157232420There were no white suburbs 250 years ago. Times change.
Really should get out of bed.
imagine being such a warrior for the west and complaining about immigrants that you move overseas to fuck underaged asians kek, talk about hypocrisy.fuck off you sex tourist nonce, go kill another underage girl and stuff her in your suitcase
>>157232428*There were no suburbs 250 years ago. FTFY
Dark horse chance of an AZN gf this year lads. At least they don't look at me like i'm a pill bug the way aussie girls do.
>>157232428fuck up cunt
>>157232432No he's only in thailand to "eat healthy and go to the gym"
>don't like it, leave>NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
What happened here that caused the decline?
>>157232471if i say i get banned and i go to gaol for hate speech
>le heckin accelerate!Accelerate to what? There will be no collapse.
*bangs hammer*
>>157232471According to the ABS it was increased access to oral contraceptives the caused the drop in the 60s and then increased labour force participation by women that caused the second significant drop in the 70s.
>>157232480Based keep posting it
I've never complained about Indians taking jobs because I've never tried to get a job
>>157232471>Population: 11.3MThere's more than that in just Sydney + Melbourne.
>>157232503Leave the big numbers for the adults, little champ.
>>157232436Rather not be looked at like a walking wallet tbqhwy
>>157232502blud you posted this less than a minute after she posted it
mcfucking had it
>>157232509At least they want kids. They -ask- you to nakadashi them.
>>157232511You say that like anon isn't her cross promoting her post.
>>157232513Depends. Westernised ones from major cities like Tokyo, Bangkok, Saigol, Korea or Singapore absolutely do not want children regardless of the instebrained OMG HAPA BBY shite they spout. Your best bet is buying the dowry out on a rural one, paying for her to exist and do your laundry then sending a grand back to her family every month. You'll naturally be at constant risk of getting Lord Dobby'd if you don't want to live in a bughive shithole and at any point upset her or lapse on payments of course.
>at least they want kids>universally worse tfr and demographics than even Aussie or Inzidhuh???
>>157232525>Lord Dobby'dNot sure what this means. There's youtube videos with that name, but they're by a 'Lord Gobby' and I'd rather not take advice from a cocksucker.
>>157232534They can't resist the BWC and want half white kids. They have no interest in purebred brown children.
>>157232518surely no one would do that here or on wizard and surely no one named zoe quinn
>>157232390think i found him >>157232428
>>157232540Then you're going to have a great time with your new trad qt azn waifu lol.>>157232550Tell me you've never even seen an Asian chick let along talked to one without telling me.
>>157232540anon means she's at risk of fucking off
>They can't resist the BWC
a white man with an asian woman is the same as a black man with a white woman: it's badstick to your own: none of this "colonisation", "breeding out" bullshit
I dont have a Big White Cock, I just don't
>>157232571>a white man with an asian woman is the same as a black man with a white woman:No one sees it as that bad aside from white women but it is preferable that people stick to their own races.
>>157232578Too bad.
>>157232592bodied that jeet
my dosn a shit?
I haven't eaten an Indian curry in almost two years out of principle and I love curry.
>>157232612what if you made it yourself? from what I hear curry was made good by the british anyway
>>157232592>shorter than international standards for condomsLength doesn't matter for condoms or women, it's all about girth.Rasheed is packing a girthy 5 incher, so he doesn't need the extra 3 inches of condom that comes with the king sized condom (the only one that doesn't split from his girth). It's just washed material that stays rolled up.
Homemade curry is not as good as Indian curryI dont care how good a cook you think you are you little cocksucking argumentive rat but you are wrongIndian curry made by actual Indians is the best
>>157232628Poo is the secret flavour of authentic Indian curry.
suddenly smells like shit in this thread lads
I JUST open the thread and see this >>157232633well fuck you too, /afl/!
>>157232637
>A++well now that's just silly
>>157232642>iggsshould be B for behind
>on topic footy posting during the day>aus/pol central at night
>>157232485If you go back to 1824 and earlier I think it was like 6, that's how we conquered the world
>Dustin Martin has ended his professional relationship with his former manager after Ralph Carr was found guilty of rapeWhat professional relationship did he still have with him? Why would you have still a manager if you're not playing footy?
>>157232628Average at best. Prefer Sri lankan curry.
>>157232667Well aren't you special
>>157232628Anyone can make that at home with the right ingredients and time, Rajesh. They just don't want their home stinking of curry.
>>157232680Wrong, faggot
unironically where do you find racist white girls? they have to be out there
>>157232682>NOOOO You don't understand, you need us here shitting up your country and dropping your standard of living, there's simply no way you could make this slop yourselfShut the fuck up, Indian.
>>157232690in tradie country, unironically
>>157232690just start being racist around them and they will follow your lead.
>>157232691*dabs on my haters*
>>157232691I'm not Indian, you fucking faggot
>Suicide is the leading cause of death for men aged 15-44 in AustraliaHow the fuck did things get so bad?
>>157232690Bogan chicks that live in shit suburbs obviously
>>157232702Dunno
>>157232690They're everywhere. I reckon 85-90% of women will open up to their racism if you make the right jokes
>>157232712anothe life long homosexual rugbypoof
Seems like bookies have priced in that richmond + essendon are tanking desu
>Fraser will get the job off the back of the Brisbane Lions refusing to runWill be hilarious if this ends up being another Teague situation.
>>157232571>OH NO, TWO CONSENTING ADULTS IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WHO HAVE DIFFERENT RACIAL BACKGROUNDS FROM ONE ANOTHER, SAVE ME AUS/POL
>>157232723dude just shut the fuck up and stop trying to spin briabane getting pantsed by carlton. it's fucking sad to read.
>>157232729Spin what? It was a humiliating loss for the Lions but everything occurring under Fraser is just the remnants of Voss. It has all the hallmarks of being another failed caretaker coach and that win has secured him the job.
>gfstop posting that dani
>>157232693>tradie countryyou mean the cities? tradies can't find work in rural areas because we're all self sufficient
got my tradie licence but they make be put a P plate on all my tools and hiviz while on sitesaid i have to wear it for 2 years
only thing worse than an indian is a tradie
Only tradies should be able to do repairs on PC's as theirs electricity running through them
>157232755FOWF
>>157232750Every coastal town is filled with tradies and their racist wives champ. The way citycunts operate is demonic and fucked up
Its always funny when old white conservative men get exposed as creepy homosexuals innit
>>157232761Mate people in cities operate the same as people in towns. Australia is one of the most heavily urbanised countries on the planet. You're pretending as if Ballarat is completely different to Melbourne
>>157232761>The way citycunts operate is demonicwhat does that even mean
Cat status?
>>157232774Grand finals bound
Imagine the secret boytoy of a wealthy businesswoman
>>157232774
>>157232777>>157232774
>>157232642Should've gone for an 'S' ranking.
My last 4 meals have been sausage rolls
>>157232661>Country league team wants to have Dustin Martin play a game for them>They contact his manager, pay $20,000 and Dustin Martin comes out and plays for the team and maybe does a talk night>Ticket sales to the game skyrocket, bar is packed for the talk night>Country league team's bar makes $25,000 in beer sales>Everyone is happy
>>157232782she got a nice furry cunt ???
>>157232755no one believes this
>>157232793>ExhibitionistShe's shaved.
Well what is Dustin up to these days?
how do you guys rebuke socialism in a footy context
I'm more of a one nation socialist
>>157232789Okay, that's reasonable.
>>157232642>teams that won: A or B>teams that lost: C, D or Fevery time. crazy that someone's being paid to make these
>>157232804Some players get extra pay because they take a certain amount of risk upon themselves that others do not. There's less incentive to put your body on the line if there's no financial motivation to do so
it's obvious that sidebottom and pendlebury are retiring eoy shame sidebottom has become an absolute liability for the megpiss
>>157232816this is brilliant, thanks for explaining
>>157232812Geelong and Hawthorn both got Bs for their Easter Monday game.
>>157232793she doesstefania ferrario
whats yous fellas pc wallpaper rn?
>>157232836get a warrant
"The News" is so bizarreI dont see the point in watching it
>>157232836The default that came with the operating system.
>>157232836
>>157232648neets discuss trivial footy mandrama, wagies with real lives discuss real things with real-life implications
>>157232840well you see before the widespread internet became available that's where boomers and above got the news from. now we get it from a kekistani flag on pol and russian telegram channels, hohol
>>157232782wonder how many kilos of poo have come out of that
getting my massive cock sucked by my beautiful gf, lads
>>157232836>>>/hr/5257214
>>157232834yummo
>>157232858Shove it up her arsehole
>>157232872bunda
>>157232861how do you think they built them? internal ramp?
>>157232877unions built them fucko
>>157232877They made a big pile of sand and started from the top and went down
>new asian QT working at the barbers>pull out phone to use google pay>drop phone>battery falls out and slides across the floor>she says oh no your phone is broken>explain i dont have an iphone>she is visibly repulsed >mfw
>>157232880Did she look at you like a pill bug?
>>157232877aboriginal australians built larger versions in the year 1000 using bush techniques but they were destroyed by the british and the techniques were lost sometime in the 1800s
>>157232880
>>157232884do arse-tards get turned on by a buttchin
>>157232884fat slut
>>157232880Droidcels…
>>157232884>>157232890WHITTTTUU PIGGGGUUU GOOO HOOOOOME
prefer gay porn meself
>>157232884>>157232890very fragrant
>>157232884>>157232890corrrrrrrrshe'd get it
>>157232884>>157232890corrrapparently she is related to the Ferrari family that makes cars
>>157232911nothing worse than not being able to get fully under the water (im 6 foot tall)
>>157232884>>157232890Built for BBC
>>157232919BigBellarine PeninsulaCock
She's a good vegan girl
>>157232923yummy parasites
getting my beautiful cock sucked by my massive gf, lads
>>157232923>eating food in the 3rd worldYeah nah
>>157232888Reminds me of Cadel Evans. Corrr, now that was a rider.
>Wide shoulders>Fat>Weird hips>Big thighs that stay big until the knees>Landing strip bush instead of fullI don't get the appeal desu.
>>157232963God you're so picky
>>157232969I'm partial to the 'big_arsed_milf.jpg's that were posted on the weekend.
>>157232923Thai chickens are fucking grim mate as is actually living in Thailand. Doubly so if you're in smogkok.t. wifed up a roi et lass
>>157232969chubby chaser
think me dick is getting bigger lads
>>157233008based 13 year old
I’m fat…That’s allThat’s the post
>>157233018the joke is you are gay that's a funny joke
>bruv india is sooo cheap did you know I can buy 10kg of pork here for $5AUD>the girls are real easy as well if you don't mind ignoring their faces this is what you sound like as a braggadocios sexpat btw, the locals call you lbh for a reason
Just did 22 body weight squats
footy?
I thought my penis was 6 inches, or maybe even 6.5 but its actually only 5.5
I thought mine was 8 but it’s only 7.25
>>157233036Based fatguts.You're meant to push the fat in and measure from the pelvis bone.
>>157233033crisp rachel dolezal
>>157233045this is copeyou measure the usable length
You literally measure from the nutsack fucking freshcunts
>>157233051cool your jets cock calibrator
>>157233051>Gain 40kg>"My penis is 3 inches :(">Lose 60kg>"My penis is 8 inches :D"The size of penis is a constant value. The usable portion of which changes depending on body fat, etc.
>>157233066Please take my virginity
>>157233066an adult male made this post
>>157233070Why the pelvis and not the perrenium if size is constant and usability irrelevant?
>>157233070>>Gain 40kg>>"My penis is 3 inches :(">tell girl you have an 8 incherkek, yeah nice one. your penis length isn't a constant value, usability is ALL that matters
>>157233027pretty impressive mate did you start with just the bar and work your way up or what
>>157233077Because it doesn't stick out from there. Measuring from the pelvis is what you'd have access to if you were to be in optimal physical condition.>>157233079>Tell girls you're 6 foot tall>She thinks you're a lying shitbag because you're only 4 foot when sitting in the wheelchairIt's a good filter. You want a girl that realises the potential that is lurking there and helps get you into top physical shape so they can brag about their catch to their girl friends.
>>157233099F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>157233099based
>>157233101So usability is your only metric but only theoretically optimal usability. Measuring from the perrenium is more accurate, reliable, standardised and reasonable if actual usable length doesn't matter.
love you bros
is crisp better than based?
>>157233024india is the anus and diahreha of tge world and its inhabited by subhumans.
>>157233113no based>crisp
poutine for dinner
Suck my 5.5 inch dick
>>157232888What's wrong with chin dimples? I find them cute.
>>157233119cope
Who does tradie hater call when he needs a tradie?
>>157233107>theoretically optimal usabilityThis.Measuring from the arsehole is complete and utter cope.
>>157233024>the locals call you lbh for a reasonNobody says that you, female-brained tv slop consumer.
imagine being indian
>>157233150Nightmarish.
>>157233148You should have asked her how to properly measure the penis.From the skin of the base?From the pelvic bone?From the arsehole?These are the questions that keep /afl/ up at night.
comfy, i'd just play cricket, eat curry, harass girls and have a mate hire me for a IT job that im not qualified for
>comfy
>>157233163>Play cricketGirls won't know who you are, sorry.
>>157233136mum
>>157233173they're all on /cric/
Need a movie to watch that isn't Platoon.
>>157233199Deer Hunter
>>157233199Odyssey. Playing in a theatre near you.
>>157233199Fargo
>>157233199dune 2
>>157233173How did you get this footage of these inner-suburb metropolitan Adelaide residents?
>>157233199full metal jacket
>>157233199what kinda films do u like
>>157233199rat race
>>157233233I don’t want to talk about it
>>157233233Amelie.
>>157233242no but steven francais
>Nigel Lappin (Geelong's development coach) has been poached by TasmaniaIt's over. Geelong are finished.
>>157233256is there one of these but a jew?
>Gold Coast joins the competition>Steals Gary Ablett Jnr (best player) with a boatload of money>Tasmania joins the competition>Steals Nigel Lappin (best development coach) with a boatload of moneyFUCK EXPANSION CLUBS.SERIOUSLY. FUCK THEM.
going to be funny when the stadium hasn't been built in time for the 2028 season
>>157233278It's already confirmed it isn't. At this stage it's scheduled to be opened for round 1 2031. Provided it doesn't get delayed again.
>>157233270Its a business you autistic cuntnot like theyre forcing them either
we are geelong,the gayest team of all
We’re laughing at Europeans in the heat, but that same weather system is coming more severely for us this summer
>>157233310We are Geelong,And respected by our foes
>>157233312I live next to a beach and have aircon
can someone tell my cat to fuck off for 5 minutesI'm trying to have a wank
>>157233256>>157233270Geelongsisters..... it's so over
>>157233327it wants in on the action champ
>>157233325this but I have a swimming pool
>>157233331hope those bushfire helicopters scoop all the water out dog cunt
>>157233327masturbation is bad for the soulyour cat is trying to help you
Can we all admit that requiring a stadium which accounts for 10% of the Tasmanian government's revenue in a state with less than 600,000 people makes zero sense?
>>15723334810% of the state's revenue over 1 year? How long is the stadium going to last?
>>157233339cats are not pure of soul
The AFL is a very poorly run organisation
>>157233348/nrl/ cope
>>15723335610 years
>>157233359>give me some (You)'s, the post sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad boy
>>157233348nah you're right let's spend 600mil on a png rugba leeeg team, now that makes sense!
>>157233348correct. the afl told them that as a fuck off price for getting a team. they didn't actually expect them to go through with it
>>157233385Why do you have to be dishonest? It's actually 50 years. Does the truth weaken your argument?
>>157233391>600milIs that true? On another fucking countries sporting team?
>>157233391That unironically does make sense given that it gives access to a country of 10 million+ people
>>157233391That was foreign relations money. Pretty cheap to keep China out of our neighbours desu.
>>157233406>>157233413get smoked out cunt
>>157233406>$1.13 billion for a half-century asset for our own citizens? Madness!>$600 million to a foreign country for access to a market of people with an average annual net income of less than $10,000? Genius!
>>157233420>$600 million to stop China setting up military bases 200km from Australia? Anon says it's too much!
>Neale and Stringer to CollingwoodHide yo wife, hide yo daughters
>>157233453weak argument
I’m a bitch and a half
>>157233449>>>/lgbt/
I’m a faggot and a half
>>157233471>>>/sp/afl
I’m hungry and a half
Going to sleep hungry
going to sleep with hungry iykwim haha
Go away micksperg you add nothing to this general
reckon id appreciate baseball more if i watched it during hotter weather
>>157233493Watch your local baseball team
late night tanty from lil bro
>yeah dude ill post nick daicos for the 50000th time and thats totally clever and funny xD
>>157233453Limp-dick, dishonest argument
Brisbane guy with the ball: Nick Daicos' brownlow countNick Daicos: /afl/
afl generalimage boardfuck yourself
>>157233526This be one of me favourite /alf/ webums.
Just got dejavu, wtf is that shit
Need food
>>157233533Glitch in the matrix if memory serves.
Fuck cars
>1bil+>for a stadium that can hold less than 1/4 of the MCG's capacity
>>157233555Union power innit
Honestly I have no idea how much construction should cost
>>157233558same
he's rattled
>>157233459>>157233518educate yourself on the reality of the situation before you ever reply to me again champ
>>157233555>>157233558It'd be about 1/4 of the price but the AFL demands it have a roof.Essentially, AFL gave Tasmania a 'fuck off' demand and they're forced to pay it since they wanted a team.
It's embarrassing seeing someone pretending to be (you) so they can samefag argue with themselves.
>>157233572You are the worst debater, nrlfag.
the reality of the situation lmao
>>157233573>Essentially, AFL gave Tasmania a 'fuck off' demand and they're forced to pay it since they wanted a team.Precisely, its completely unreasonable. Are they going to make the same demand of the NT?
My bum stinks lol
>>157233588they could simply not have a team if the demand was too high, could they not?so then really they were happy to pay the cost of having a team?
>>157233573Why did they give the fuck off demand
>>157233562meant for>>157233590
>>157233593The demand is unreasonable in the first place, they shouldn't be forced to choose between no team or an expensive to build and maintain stadium>unironically defending the afl
>>157233588This is business negotiation 101 shit, fresh graduate newbie stuff. Don’t throw out shit fuckoff deals if there’s a chance they could actually land. No doubt Laura Kane is behind this incompetent shitfuckery dogs breakfast of a team and stadium launch
>>157233594They didn't want a team in Tasmania. Tasmania is a captured market already.AFL would rather have a North Sydney team to expand and grow the game.
china have been curtailed by a rugby league team in png, get trump itt that is the reality of the situation
>>157233601Sovless capitalists dogs
>>157233588>Are they going to make the same demand of the NT?There's not going to be an NT team.
Sex gifs
If you see this dil please just relocate gws and fold gc
Tasmania coming in and being a 19th team fucks up the draw, in turn forcing the AFL to either merge teams to bring it back to 18 or introduce a second team to make it a 20 team competition.The 20th team will be rushed, so either in a bad location or a bad time.People will argue >>>muh darwin, but Darwin couldn't support a team financially ever, so where the hell do you put it?WA #3? Canberra?
Fold Essenshit
>>157233635inb4 Norwood, they don’t want an AFL team
How can Darwin not support a team when gws and png support pro clubs
God I love being beautiful
Should I eat?
>>157233646Western Sydney broadly speak is like 2M people with disposable incomes, PNG is a soft colonial power project to try to stop Chinese influence in the region, Darwin is barely 100K and high crime and mostly poor Abos and a climate abysmal for footy
>>157233654What's on the menu?
>>157233661And all two million watch rugby
>>157233669Leftover spaghetti and a loaf of garlic bread
>>157233677Yeah, why not? It's not a second dinner or anything, is it?
>>157233672Still more of a viable market than Darwin
>>157233669meth mostly
can i get a powerranking of the most elite afl gimmicks
>>157233686This conversation is over
png is the reality of the situation
>>157233701No but Steven may
>>157233701you certainly may not
>>157233706I love you micksperg
im not tradiehater, but i HATE tradies
>>157233719They’re so performative
>>157233702You dishonest fat fuck, I assumed you were hungry, not gluttonous.
>>157233719There are several posters here who hate “tradies”; the phenomenon of hating them can’t be reduced to one personality or poster
Why does everything about the world feel so fake now?
>>157233740Everything is through the internet these days, nothing is ’real’ or in the real world anymore
>>157233740When was the last time you gave someone coins as a way of paying for something?
>>157233763About a month and a half ago. Why?
>>157233772Just makes things feel real.
>>157233739No its one anon who constantly spams every thread with this garbage
Pay stub papers on Tuesday mornings feel better than a banking phone app notification at half past ten at night on lonely Thursday evenings
>>157233785He does a lot of it - perhaps most of it - but there are several others here who hate “tradies” all the same
>>157233776Funnily enough the time before that I distinctly remember the girl commenting on how she never saw people paying with cash anymore.
Mum’s a manager at a Coles, says that only about 25% pay in cash these days
>>15723381225% is more than I would've expected desu.
>>157233818Yeah but then again think of all the elderly who go through checkouts
You put the bet on?
I do a pretty good saffer impression
>>157233852go on thenvocaroo.com
>>157233897omg im too shy
>>157233900
>>157233900ugh, gay
tfw exactly like the Mr. Inbetween
lol
>noticer account temporarily shutdownCan't report the news in Australia anymore, it's hateful.
might start wearing some guyliner
>>157234130not really, sorry, i don’t know why i make up things like this
>>157234096racist rwnj shitcunt platform. anyone who reads their "news" should be arrested
>>157234096do you think it was today's (yesterday's now) story about the abo or the african that did it
>>157234717I was scared of redeeming the google gift cardI was scared of showersAll my friends shitting in the street
I was scared of poofters in the parkI was scared of sudos after darkBut now that all seems like a larkFor what really scares me is seeing a sparkBecause the tradie will charge so much I'll lose my sark.
the noticer is a jewish demoralising psyop
good morning men
collingwood are a fucking joke
Good morning alf
>>157238054Yes noticing all the problems caused by immigrants and Jews is exactly what the Jews want you to do and why they are working to SHUT IT DOWN
>>157234409seems like the usual suspects
>>157238745>One nation - Australia's most popular political partyCan't believe they're out here just telling lies on the internet.
>>157238282if you constantly refresh your 30+yo players every season, you will never go off the cliff
>Australia has signed a landmark deal with India that will fast track entry to Australia for aged care nurses and doctors Wonderful :) And each will bring their elderly parents with them too :)
>>157238547it's making themselves out to be more powerful than they are
>>157238745massive news for the unemployed
i've been thinking of watching avatar the last airbender in full since i only saw parts of it as a kid but i cant help but feel like watching cartoons when im nearly 30 is pathetic
>>157238824reading this shit just ruins my fucking day
>>157238282OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Tom Morris reported tonight that Jake Stringer had a supplements/health products/fish oil type business that he convinced Essendon & GWS teammates to invest in, and the business failed.>Stringer has said that he gave all the investors their initial capital back, but the whole situation has made his GWS teammates lose faith/trust in him and its making the whole vibe of the locker room awkward.so collingwood are interested in lachie neale (certified homewrecker) and jake stringer (certified scam artist)on brand for the black and white filth
>>157238745makes sense it'd happen so soon after /ourgirl/ said she'd ban the abc, guardian, and the other one
>>157238824I knew a (white) graduate doctor who couldn't find any work, actually ended up on the dole for a bit, because no current doctor wanted to have him as an understudy for some years.
>>157239236she's legit an idiot though. she banned the age newspaper but allowed the nine network... who own the age
>>157239236>>157239295fuck outta here one nation shills fucking hell you cunts are cringe as fuck "/ourgirl" lmao fuck off retards go back to donating to a screeching ranga cockatoo who wants nothing more than you money
>>157239326>im happy with the current system we have why cant you beretards like you always have criticism but never the answerdont even have to ask if you live in melbourne lmao
>>157239348>the current systemfuck up you stupid brainwashed retard LMAO at your fucking sad existence you are to blame for your own life not anyone else you failed human
>>157239326not a shill, she's a grifter fraud
>>157239364cool insult dumb fuck. How exactly is the current system helping australia by drowning it in jeets?
>>157239348>retards like you always have criticism but never the answerbut enough about dumb nation supporters
>>157239387>DA CURRENT SYSTEMlmao parrot just like your paypig mummy
>>157239393>no answerkek
>>157239397go back raj
>>157239417see>>157239402donate more money im sure zion nation will get up THIS TIME LMAO
>>157233795Tradie hater got banned lol https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157231315/#157233119
He's BOILING.
if you are on cenno you dont get a say in elections
>>157234096>voluntarily go on to a website>voluntarily agree to use their terms of service>violate terms of service>get bannedlol
if you are employed in a non-market job you dont get a say in elections
>>157239445ah yes i know this tactic you are nothing more than a fucking coward, champ
bro woke up CRANKY
>>157239494This would include paramedics, doctors, surgeons and others who operate essential services.This makes zero sense
huh?
remembering that post yesterday about how neet hours is always on topic discussion
>>157238997I got halfway through it a few years ago, wasn’t that good
>>157239550wagies before they go to work
I’m excited for the new thread
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>>157239387you say this but zion nations key donor wants to import billions of indians to work her mines for less pay lol
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