PREVIOUS: >>157230515BOS: Masataka Yoshida went 2-for-4 with a homer and a walk as the Red Sox downed the Dodgers 8-4 on Sunday Night Baseball to complete a three-game sweep in Los AngelesLAD: Emmet Sheehan lasted just 2 2/3 innings and gave up five runs Sunday night in a loss to the Red SoxSD: According to USA TODAY’s Bob Nightengale, the Padres turned down the Yankees’ proposal for an Adrian Morejon trade that would have involved Will WarrenTEX: Kumar Rocker surrendered three runs and a career-high 10 hits in 5 1/3 innings Sunday against the AstrosATH: Gage Jump struggled with his control while yielding six runs over 3 2/3 innings in a loss for the A’s on SundayWSH: Nationals optioned RHP Riley Cornelio to Triple-A Syracuse to make room for Yovanny Cruz after Cruz was acquired in a five-player tradeMIN: Taj Bradley gave up three runs in six innings and didn’t factor into the decision against the Mariners on SundayBAL: Kyle Bradish gave up two runs in three innings Sunday against the Phillies before his start ended due to a rain delay
>>157231508SD: Preller BTFO Cashman in the swelterin' summer of '26 and rejected the laughable Will Warren trade
All this seethe at the Dodgers. Let me drop a TRVKE here.You have to remember the irony when you realize that the people crying about the Dodgers ruining baseball now are the same people who spammed multiple entries back then.What goes around comes around. Reminder you reap what you sow.
dodgers
The lock out will result in the dissolution of Major League Baseball and all of its teams meaning all the current owners will no longer own their teams. In the aftermath, a new league will develop, and a group in New York will establish a team and call it the Yankees to continue the tradition and history. This new group will not have the retarded faggotry of either little Steinbrenner or Cashman, meaning the new group will make smart decisions and win multiple championships, just like the Yankees of old.
kek doggiedoos!
>Eight (8) gennies on the boardwoah...
Mariners
Acquired a .873 OPS bat for Yovanny Cruz Jake Bird and two prospects Gets Adley and Miller/Morejon tomorrow.He’s done it again.
Is everyone still seething over the doyers yet again
Yankees.
Keith Law says the Mets did better than he expected with the Peralta trade, while the Baseball Prospectus guys said they consider the Mets to have won the trade. Also I know certain fans are like, "We gave away our #3 and #5!" Okay, but we sold high on them. As bad as Peralta was, Sproat has been worse and Jett has taken a big step back. That Emilien kid we got is going to be ranked higher than Jett going into 2027.
How can the White Sox have a pope and a wizard?
>>157231528I MADE SKUBAL TO THE DODGERS THREADI'M FAMOUS NOW
Somebody PLEASE fuck my ass!!
>>157231528All it took was for dive grass it end
>Brewers are doing absolutely nothing at the deadline again I fucking hate this franchise man...
>José Urquidy: 5 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 1 BB, 2 K
cum shitter kek
love me doggiedoos, simple as
>>157231544Turn around and watch the freakin game chudster
>>157231549HE'S WEARING #99 HYUN JIN RYU BABY
>>157231528skubal to the doyers mindbroke spee
>>157231545That trade was for Landon Thome anyway.
>>157231528Mine in the middle
>>157231544Do you guys want our stud CF who plays Gold Glove defense and hits dingers and is really clutch? His name is Tyrone Taylor. Also you should seriously consider Mark Vientos. He mashes lefties and his intangibles (confidence, etc.) are off the charts.
>>157231557the dodgers haven't won a single game in the skoobaldoos era (that's what we are gonna post when he loses later this week btw)
>>157231528hot stove action
is my baseball team going to make a move or
lindor to the red sux
>>157231570youre being relocated during the lockout
>>157231545Still better than Shane Smith
>>157231579life cinnamon is the best 1
doyers won the story
I haven't had a bowl of cereal in years. I do like oatmeal though. Especially with freshly grounded nuts, berries/grapes, and sliced apple/banana. Also a drizzle of honey
Yankee fan here, not going to sleep until Adley is in pinstripes
>>157231544Mason Miller tomorrow. Just trust.
>>157230520yes, this was the doyers world series>>157229067pacos are really this uneducatedie = id esteg = exempli gratia
>>157231590Oh he'll be in pinstripes alright...
>>157231533We will most likely lose Trill Warren. If we get Adley out of it, that's great, but I wonder who our #4 will be just as Warren was starting to get good again.
>>157231597Don't you fuckers have Kyle Teel? This is Dodger level greed.
>>157231601Rodon, Schmidt, Weathers.Now I feel retarded for answering this question honestly. Are you messing with me?
>>157231605He's on his third separate leg injury since the WBC.
>>157231605>nooo please don't try winningKEK
Dodgers will lose in the NLCS to the Brewers or in the WS to the Sox/Rays winner
>>157231587unironically even when the doyers lose they win
>>157231625cubs are bouncing the dodgers in the NLDS, and I say this as a lifelong dodgers fan.
>>157231616Aren't Rodon and Schmidt still hurt? True about weathers. I'm not messing with you.
>>157231631No>Stafford from Detroit Lions on the LA rams beat Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears in the division series>Skubal from Detroit Tigers on the LA Dodgers beat PCA and the Chicago Cubs in the division series
Preller MINDFUCKED Cashman!!
/mlb/, who's a solid 1B the Mets can try to acquire in the offseason (assuming Soto resists the notion of moving to 1B)?
>>157231605He's injured again. We have Drew Romo. I dare you to look up his stats
Where do you guys get your porn from? /h/ /aco/ /s/ /gif/ or elsewhere?
>>157231653Pete Alonso
Better off just keeping him for the 9% chance of making the playoffs.
If getting Rutschman means giving up one of Bonemer, Carlson, or Smith, do you do it?
>>157231660kek
>>157231660Nah, he's barely clearing an .800 OPS in a very hitter-friendly ballpark/division and his defense was not good. We need a fresh-face masher.
>>157231653Vlad. Please take the contract.
>>157231657I've been going to erome a lot lately
>>157231528The Dodgers saved baseball.
>>15723164428 for ‘28 was always the plan darling
>>157231508My pirates ):
if i was the giants i would trade ramos straight up for spencer jones. if you can get cashman to throw in a reliever, might as well.
>>157231657balbums dot st
>>157231674What's going on with his power? Anyway, we already have two mega-contracts. We need a Murakami type who is willing to take a 3-year deal while we hope Reimer/Clifford/etc. can develop into the franchise 1B.
im seeing on ESPN the tigers offered tarik screwball for rice or warren + lombard.how does that make sense then that they took 3 no name prospects from the dodgers instead?did the tigers just want to ensure a lockout? did they want to get rid of minor league teams? what was the reasoning here
>>157231657Your mother
>>157231667Only one? 100%
>>157231667What are realistic packages the White Sox could offer Baltimore without giving up too much? Could such packages still be competitive with other teams also interested like the Yankees?
>>157231657missaveporner
>>157231695Because the Dodgers have the best farm. A Dodgers prospect is worth more than a Sewers prospect.
>>157231666A manlet with literally zero power.
>>157231700I'd imagine Baltimore is hoping that Chicago gives them an offer compatible to what New York and Boston have offered so they don't have to help a division rival.
>>157231699One of each with a packageI.e. Carlson goes with Sandlin and WolkowOr Smith goes with Schultz and someone like OpporI think Bonemer is actually untouchable
>>157231694>What's going on with his power?He hit for more power when he was chubby. Now he hits half as hard after he got in better shape. Bring back fat Vladdy.
>>157231657epornerneporn1pornnoodlemagazineporntrexxxpornonegirlswallowedhqporneryouporntnaflixcumlouder (pro site w/ full free vida)thothubsuperporneromecamwhores.tvmissav
>>157231716Wow amazing
>>157231715I like chubby guys too
>>157231657your mom keklamo
>>157231723Be honest - you're not really Nipponese.
porn is illegal in australia
>>157231695hope isn't a no name prospect. i'm surprised the yankees did not bite at warren + lombard. obviously i wouldn't give up rice.
>>157231700i can't imagine there is a rutschman trade with chicago that doesn't have teel going back the other way.
>>157231683>>157231644yankbros... our response?
>>157231746May we interest you in Edgar Quero?
Kill me.
https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2084010149337788783
How bout them Dodgers, huh?
>>157231757why
>>157231772NTA but they are clearly utility guys at best
>>157231520Some Q anon schizophrenia on display here>>157231716fan of erome but you seem to have quite the charcuterie here anon. What's the deal? Which are the best here?
>>157231683SOON doesn't mean two years from now. >>157231753I have no problem with the Padres though if we're going to send Warren anywhere, I'd rather it be to the gloryholes for Adley.
>>157231700None, he’s staying in the east as their farms are way better than chicagos
>>157231785Why would the Orioles want to trade to division rivals?
>>157231716I miss spankbang :(
>>157231764Why does he look like that?
>>157231782WE’RE IN DEEP WANG RIGHT NOW
>>157231716I hope all these sites shut down with no warning
>>157231794eporner is an adequate substitute
>>157231809I like it better, but I still miss spankbang
>>157231809eporner has 4k and 60fps vids, which is like being right there in a cuck chair
>>157231557It really did
>>157231811remember pinkworld?>>157231815and VR
Adley is being pursued by a mystery team, per inside sources.
Rortvedt to the doyers - Me (I'm... Peff Jassan)
>>157231822I was nott familiar with pinkworld. didn't see whoreshub on your list. you know that one? people upload new shit there pretty regularly.
>>157231823>>157231828rutschman to the doyers
>>157231828i wish. i just like him
>>157231834thanks I typed thothub by mistake lol. for new shit I also recommend hqporner and 1porn.tv >>157231716also check out lucy mochi analonly. might be game of the year
>>157231716Based fellow coomer.For me, it's:pimpbunny (for OF thots)epornernoodlemagazine / exporntoons
>>157231815That’s exactly right.What’s more, the ability to download videos en masse with JDownloader 2 is a huge plus.JDownloader 2 is the best.
A Love Letter From a Lifelong Fan"It just seems like there's always blowback with us," Roberts said Sunday. "People are passionate. We feel good about it. There's nothing that we did that no one else couldn't have done. I just love our front office. We have to have the players to go pull something like this off, and we've still got, you know, arguably the top one or two or three farm systems in baseball. So it's a credit to a lot of people in this organization."Why don't you fuck all the way off and continue to have the most meaningless coaching position in sports history. Shut the fuck up, live off that one fucking steal that you've dined off your entire career, and "manage" the most ridiculously fucktastically assembled roster of all time.This is the ultimate advantage and been my biggest gripe, you can't just have unlimited tries at this shit, at some point when you spend big and the player doesn't live up to the contract it should hurt the team. They just sign fucking anyone and everyone for more than they're worth so it never matters if they perform at that level or not. That's why this shit is broken.Imagine if the thunder traded for fucking giannis mid season. Everyone would lose their fucking minds, everyone would be outraged. Everyone would want an upheaval.For some fucking reason, the dodgers just continually get away with this shit. They should be the most hated franchise of all time and it shouldn't be close. They should be the heat when Bron/bosh went there and they were the villains. They should be fought by every fucking team in every fucking series. Benches clearing brawl, fuck you, you ruined baseball, let's fucking fight. Fight every team every game and let's see if you can make it through October you mother fucking assholes for ruining baseball in a time where it had so much positive momentum.
>>157231859>this is the faggot that was upset about mlb anon’s and their mostly former drug use what a fucking loser lol
>>157231849>also check out lucy mochi analonly.lol. yesterday's news. thx for the other recs I wasn't familiar with. bookmarking all for future research.
locky do 'em!
>>157231873go with God my friend>>157231856>pimpbunnywasn't aware, thanksnoodlemag's search is so busted but they've got a great catalog
What is it about porn that inspires harmony every single time? Whether you discuss it with normies irl or randos on 4chan, everyone is so civil when it comes to gooning.
alright lads, how are ya?
>>157231889you're looking to fap, not argue about shit no one in that space is thinking about.
>>157231894she passed away, high cholesterol
>>157231523faggot
>>157231894quick, name your fav goonsite while the missus ain't looking
>>157231508Go Reds! We're not the Worst! god i hate baseball now
>>157231894do you guys have dennys/ihop/waffle house equivalents down there?
>>157231914talkin all that shit at the start of the year, look at you now
>>157231909baseball-reference.com
>>157231918no, you just get food from a cafe if you want breakfast
>>157231922pervert
>>157231922ik you're an analvids dap degenerate
>>157231889>>157231889Not me tbqh. I judge most of you who are this obsessed with porn as hopelessly sexless losers.
>>157231899too much sausage for the lass it was bound to catch up with her in the end>>157231918yea we have Denny's but I've only ever been a couple times late when on the piss and it was pretty dogshit
>>157231929Incorrect assumption, but I do try to jerk off less when I'm having steady sex irl so I perform better and am not unfairly comparing the girl to professional degens
>>157231929that really stings
>>157231782ai slop...but god i had that at one point. Jenni, big Black Flag fan, we'd smoke drugs and fuck and play SNES Ken Griffey all night. but i traded it all away for a named church girl with cash considerations. what a fool i was
>>157231932its probably the most boomoid restaurant in the world tbqhwfy
>>157231941the fun girls come with their own kind of problems
>>157231921>talkin all that shit at the start of the yearnot me anon, i was the home town guy getting shit on from my peers for being a downer, knowing exactly what was going to happen...again and again
>>157231894Not great, been in horrific lower back/hamstring pain for about a month. Don't know what happened. Doctor and physical therapist can't figure out what's wrong. Can barely walk.
this is insane to mewhy? do you guys really have to drive every where?
>>157231596your daughters still think I'm hot
>>157231963sorry to hear that nonner. hope you feel better extremely soon
>>157231794It's still around
>>157231967>not allowed to tailgate kek doyerpacos
>>157231963Have you tried not being A BITCH ASS TRICK?Fuck you
My wife isn’t enough of a slut to me alone
>>157231963good grief lad, I hope you feel better xI run some pretty intense lower back and shoulder pain myself and getting older doesn't seem to be helping things along
I love my Red Sox :D
>>157231967Ask the Chinese guy paying your senators off if you're allowed to drive to a ball game
>>157231951>the fun girls come with their own kind of problemswe had 'brunch' with the neighbors today..what kind of life is this? if i could only go back..
>>157231967love that place
>>157231967We enjoy freedom here
>>157231988get a deep tissue massage and stretch every day for 10 min after waking up and before sleeping
>>157231979I know, but I meant the original way it was set up. I somehow came to form a few regular contacts there from covid. they had a pretty good messaging system there.
>>157231993What did he mean by this?
>>157231967>do you guys really have to drive every where?>not living ontop your neighborsyes. it's like a 20 minute walk to the nearest business..glorious
>>157231989that's why you didn't show up until they started winning?
>>157231967We fucking love traffic
kek doyerpacos can't tailgate?
>>157231997is freedom still being at the ground long after the game endsin aussie id already be home and ordered, received and eaten my post-game emotional support food
>>157231984My exwife fucked other men without me knowing
Chances he tests positive for peds?
>>157231963gone to a chiropractor specialist?
>>157232020You probably didn’t like that
>>157231967I ride my bike around the neighborhood for exercise and to run errands that are < 10 miles away. Hate the trains unless I’m going to a ballgame or event, and I never ride the bus.
>>157232006>What did he mean by this?
>>157232021He’s on bone lengtheners and tendon strengtheners for sure
>>157231868LMAO PUSSY
>>157232003yea I get a massage ~ every three weeks/month and I'm pretty good at doing my stretches, I just keep tweaking it more often than I used toworking in an office turning me into a little bitch by the day
>>157232032it ain't easy being an unc
>>157231868desperate thrashing of a loser faggot
Consider lowering your LDL cholesterol with diet and exercise.
>>157231989me too but this team is an accidentthe team breslow wanted had oviedo, bello, story, IKF and mayer, and the guys winning games are here because those guys all managed to get injuredtherefore i am worried his deadline handling might break something
>>157231708>Laotianmah chigga
>>157232042so very true brother
A 2 year lockout would be good actually because it would mean I can't watch my run-prevention mets and therefor don't have to contemplate suicide every night.
>>157231779Its the only way to save the Yankees
>>157232032get one of those stand up desks
I should've been asleep 3 hours ago.
>>157232089whos going to watch the stove if you go to bed
>>157232079yea funny you say that, I actually put in to HR a request just last week for one so hopefully that arrives soonI'll need a blood walking stick before long
>>157232089What do people do to go to bed early? I’m terrible about it
What if you're sleeping when Peff announces a big trade?
>>157232113getting up earlier, exercising, less caffeine and magnesium glycinate supplements can all help
>>157232113I go to bed at 10pm, then put on archaeology videos and fall asleep to it
>>157232113I'm going to try running organic chemistry reactions through my head. Enolate alkylations & halogenations, Claisen reactions, Aldol reactions, Stork & Michael reactions, Robinson annulations, conjugate additions. Good night /mlb/
>>157232129when's your exam lad?gl x
>>157232113I take zzzquil
>>157232106I have a good friend who says it's made a positive impact for him. Everything else I've heard anecdotally in the past from health experts and people I follow who use them have said similar things. Hopefully it will improve your quality of life as well.
>>157232136on Wednesday. I feel pretty good but I'll be sure to hammer it home over these next 2 daysthanks Kiwinon. ttyl, have a great day!
>Since June 25, the Red Sox are 14-0 against 1st place teams>Swept the Yankees in a 4 game series that started June 25 (yankees were in 1st place at the time)>Swept the White Sox in a 3 game series that started July 7>Swept the Rays in a 4 game series that started July 17>And just finished a 3 game sweep of the Dodgers.>They play the White Sox on Tuesday with a chance to make it 17-0 by the end of the series
>>157232120I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
>>157231972I only have sons
>>157232166what kind of music do you like?
>>157232059Which ocean, the Atlantic or the Pacific?
>>157232174bossa nova
>>157231967nice vpn, but australians have the same car culture as the southwest US, ie they drive everywhere
>>157232174I don’t really like singers
Cubgers tomorrow
>>157232166impressive, very nice
>>157231657>>157231716how far back do the catalog on these sites go?there's some excogi and other stuff from like 20 years ago i'm missing
>>157232199
>>157232185not really in the main cities. the main stadiums in Sydney are pretty much in the city and thus have no parking. I live about 4mins by uber from it, but would either walk or trainpretty much all of Sydneys inner suburbs have zero parkingwe just arent afraid to drive for 10 hours between main cities
>>157232185you're so retardedalso their car culture is automatically better since they're smart enough to import chinese EVsmeanwhile americans continue to pay more and more money for gas
>>157232196I'll be there
All this cope about the Dodgers, when the world series is going to be Cubs vs Red Sox.
I had a dream PCA was traded to the Dodgers and he said while he loved the Cubs, he always wanted to be back home in Southern California.
now that the dust has settled, how do I feel about the skubal trade?
>>157232222>EVsKEK NO THANKS, PUSSY
>>157232280skubal doo em!
>>157232280Indifferent. It probably makes very little difference in the grand scheme of things.
>>157232283bread on hood
>stankees literal only source that it was totally the yankees that rejected the morejon warren deal and not the padres is some 20 year old podcaster who probably thinks Volpe gets them Skenes or some shitkek you can't be serious
>>157232222>exploding cars:|>exploding cars and spyware:O
Can't Manfred just fix this by killing the RSNs and selling all the rights to Netflix or Youtube in one package?
>>157232294The Yankees FO is retarded anon but they're not the Mets FO. The Yanks rejected the deal.
>>157232301pussy
>>157232291i looked it up and never once
>>157232304the yanks just sent 4 prospects to the Nats for someone who's having a lucky year and still unironically think Jasson Dominguez can get them a superstar player in a trade
>White Sox acquiring RH reliever Huascar Brazobán from Mets for Class AA RHP Gabe Davis and Class AAA RHP Zach Franklinper Midget Ken Rosenthal
>>157232303you mean like he already did by selling mlb.tv to espn?
>>157232320>Huascar Brazobánthere's no way that's a real name
>>157232294Who admitted his only source was his own speculation “based on what he knows” lol
that faggy fatty
>Cubs vs Blue Jays projected starters have Taillon vs Gausmankek!
>>157232316They're desperate for slug. Ben Rice and Grisham and Stanton and Judge are all BUMS.
>>157232320>>157232332I like the Popesox approach of scrambling to plug holes and get better at the deadline.
>>157232294yaksfags have not been living in reality for quite some time now. incredible to see that mental breakdown earlier though.
>>157232320man gonna miss Huascar he's probably been >our most consistent bullpen arm
Adley Rutschman for Clint Frazier, Deivi Garcia, and Miguel Andujar
guys just give charizard for misiorowski... he'll take the bait xD
>>157232491dug up my old Charizardwonder if it's worth anything these days
>>157232520basedstill have mien in a binder too
>>157232577hell yeah, this one's my favorite still
Tariq "The Beak" got BIRD BRAIN from the snowy slopes of LA!
>>157232608sick I always wanted that DragoniteI got the movie promo one where he's holding a purse though lol
>>157232646still have my day one movie mew card and a BK sloppa giveaway charizardlet's go baseball
>>157232646>>157232663
>>157232663>>157232668very based
lmao dads are fucked
>>157232749pads split the series against the sneks pretty recently and they're about to get some primo starters at the deadline
>>157232749Looking at WAR, the Diamondbacks are overwhelmingly superior, but their win-loss records aren't all that different.
>>157232794WAR is conditional to the team they play on, not necessarily a determiner of overall skill, that's why WAR is a fake stat. Perdomo is batting .239 with a low 700s OPS with 9 home runs yet he's worth 3.4 WAR. Meanwhile Tatis has a better average and OPS and has the same number of home runs and played great defense in two different positions, yet his war is half the amount.
>>157232646>>157232668>>157232663Audibly squee'd
will any stove news in the next ~12 hours be hotter than skubal to the doyers?
>>157232825I see—Cubs fans are making a lot of noise on social media about how impressive PCA's WAR is, but it's really nothing to get too worked up about.
>>157232852well MVP talks absolutely do consider how important they are to the team they themselves are on alongside comparing them to the top performers across the league
>>157232830have another!
Which player always gets fucked by the umps?
Do not let Tarik Skubal becoming a Dodger distract you from the fact that Shohei Ohtani illegally wired millions of dollars to an offshore bookie and made his close friend and interpreter take the fall for him so he could avoid prison time and continue to bring billions to MLB.
>>157233003Blackbro, just stick to cheering for the marathon
>>157233103>>157233003Why couldn't Ohtranny use Chumba Casino instead?
The Padres have not done anything at the trade deadline because new ownership will have a fire sale at season's end that includes the termination of GM AJ Prellar.
Shitting out a massive Dodgers right now
>>157231544>Brewers call about Skubal>"Yes your best prospect and some guys off your major league team please :)>Dodgers call about Skubal>"Sure we will take your damaged goods!"What were they supposed to do.
Isn't the Doyer bullpen still terrible?
>>157231941>Game had all generic players outside of Griffey>But had the ability to rename them>Kid me went though every roster and changed the names to the proper players
>>157233220they just added Sasaki
>>157233003he was just trying to get him off the hook, coach
gm
stoveminders...its our day.
>>157233345i was not expecting to get burned for 30% by johnny damon. i figured people forgot he was a royal, let alone a tiger for one year at the end of his career.
>>157233376>i figured people forgot he was a royalFuck you
>>157233376>i figured people forgot he was a royalServing piss me off for breakfast again chef
>>157231544you got Bo Naylor!
Wait the White Sox traded for a pitcher who's a car?
>>157233484There's a player who shits cum
>>157233508I'd rather have the car.
*monocle emoji*
>>157233376It's surprising who people remember. There are probably a lot of KC fans with fond memories of Johnny Damon. Detroit not so much.
>>157232332kek this
>>157233484ask the Twins about Austin Martin
>>157233441did we get fleeced on that trade portugard?
>>157232320>right before the Mets come to Clevelandt-thanks
cj abrams to boston NOW
>>157233563we don't know how to develop hitters, so Bo wasn't gonna get any better here
what deadline (((livestreams))) are /we/ watching
>>157233003
>>157233334COLLAR DIS RA- oh..
>>157233582>streamYou want to wait 45 seconds longer than the cablechads to hear about trades?
>>157233582Jeff's live show (it's behind a $29.99 pay wall)
>>157233626...does he show feet?
>>157233626Does he at least have a 3d anime avatar?
Good morning. I'm smoking ribs
>>157233484Was. He's human now.
>>157233653keep us posted
>>157233570baseball is rigged slop, they don’t even need cj abrams theyre going to win with all AAA players because they found a new way to cheat.
>>157233653You're grilling ribs to share r-right?
>>157233667Sorry :(
many are saying that "many are saying this"
>>157232113Weed
>>157233648He's doing the show from his jacuzi
The Guardians got a win for their mascot's birthday
>>157231544And that's a good thing.
look how he happy he is
>>157233682It's just smart baseball.
GM Mariners nationGM Stoveminders
>>157233764gm peff!
>>157233764gay mets to you too
>>157232825>WAR is conditional to the team they play onIf you’re trying to say a replacement level player is different for each team, that’s incorrect. The thing that does matter Is park factors, which are sometimes really stupid. And as always, defense is hard to value and involves a lot of positional adjustments. Like Perdomo playing SS instead of outfield has a massive impact on his defensive value
BREAKING NEWS!!!
>>157233813HOT!!!!.....!!!!!
Gay mets lad
>>157233854>Wow good job killing MLB dodgers we need a salary ca-ACK!!!
>>157233813Did he ded?
>>157233864Yes :(
>doesn't go to the yankees in your path
>>157233904Future Samsung Lions HOFer
>>157233904Never heard of her
When does special coverage start? Where are the trades?
>getting rid of the indian based ross
BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays are acquiring right-hander Jose Soriano in a trade with the Los Angeles Angels, sources tell ESPN.>t. Peff
>>157233946BORE-RINGgive me something HOT
they're not the blue jeets no more
>>157233939Tell me about the saar
>>157233946why are the jays buying wtf
>>157233959can stick at shortstop and has power, this trade could turn out great for the angels
>>157233946i don't even know what the fuck the jays are doingwhy trade gausman if you're going to get soriano>muh years of controlit's always the toronto strategy of half measures to stay mid
>>157233963they want to compete next year
>>157233963to replace gausman. duh.
>>157233963Jays could get hot at the right time.
>jays
The Phillies are trading for three-time batting champion Luis Arraez of the San Francisco Giants and right-reliever Caleb Kilian, a person with direct knowledge of the trade told USA TODAY Sports. The Giants will receive starter Ramon Marquez, the Phillies’ No. 4 prospect and reliever Marty Gair.
>>157233966I mean Soriano is better, or was early in the year.
>mest>doggie doos
The stove is too hot. Please turn it down
>>157233983kek philthiesarraez fucking sucks. all he can do is hit singles
>>157233990and recently. When they were both bad Soriano was still better
why are there trade rumors about CJ Abrams to Yankees, they already made an arguably lopsided trade for Luis. (this is my first trade deadline)
>>157234010Yankee fans make up a lot of bullshit at the deadline and it gets parroted in the media
Bob Nightengale: The Philadelphia Phillies also are close to finalizing a deal to acquire Mets LHP Brooks Raley
Wow Soriano is actually a great pick up with his contract, and we got rid of our jeet prospect
>>157233983BIG news
>The Angels will receive top shortstop prospect Arjun Nimmalasaars...why are our sanjays getting rid of homegrown indian talent?
BLUE JAYS GET SORIANO
>>157233103>Japanese banterlets
>>157233655What kind of car was he?
>>157233966>stay midthey were just in the world series bozo zoomie
ARRAEZ
>>157234031Holy overpay and also they made a documentary about him specifically going to play for canada as the first indian
Lauren is looking good this morning.
Phillies going all in!
Dombrowski just mogged Stearns again
>>157233983turner to the outfield is the only way this makes sense
stearns has been a meek jewish child getting his head stuffed in the toilet all deadline
>>157234162>sign elderly bums to expensive contracts>surprised no one wants to take them on
>>157234197kek based dinger
>>157234024always thought nimmala was orelvis martinez 2.0 glad they sold high
>>157234197
>>157234115>mogged by Soto>btfo by 75 year old usher kek philthies
good trade tbqh, i apologize for doubting based shatkins
WTF is he doing?
>>157233966because they have 2 more years with him you mongoyou dont get a controllable SP for cheap, really the angels could have fleeced us here
Castillo to the Popesox!
>>157234259That’s not what the pope looks like
>>157234280Grok is a sedevacantist.
Bros, why do games go by faster when you're at the park?
>>157232166Wow you sound like a homo
>>157234154
>>157234154>>157234302How many years has it been since he played the outfield now?
>>157234294Oh yea? Well after I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
>harper back to rightdegenerate gamblers furiously dialing their bookies to get a "harper injured for g1 of playoffs" bet in before odds change
BREAKING: Phillies are trading All Star slugger Kyle Schwarber to the California Angels in exchange for Orson Welles
>>157234259fleece
>>157234323Ahhhhhhh the… French champagne has… always been celebrated for its excellence
>>157234292I do alot of people watching when I'm at the park
Oh shit Phillies to acquire D. Snuts
Hearing P. Ness to the anaels
Kyle Schwarber has led two different Major League Baseball teams in home runs during his career: the Chicago Cubs and the Philadelphia Phillies.Chicago Cubs: Led the team in 2019 with 38 home runs.Philadelphia Phillies: Led the team multiple seasons, including 2022 (46 HR), 2023 (47 HR), 2024 (38 HR), 2025 (56 HR),And is currently #1 in 2026 with 33
>>157234259do you pay for grok?
>>157232168not after they meet me
>>157234342Paul Masson will trade no prospect before his time.
Mason Miller to the Brewers?
Phils won that deadline
Wait, is Seager available? M's should go get him to play third.
>>157234375Arraez chicken and a 38 year old mests reliever? Kek philthies.
>>157233983>Phillies sending a top 5 prospect for a 2 month rentalGiants won this trade easily.
BREAKING> The New York Mets have traded Nolan Ryan with Frank Estrada, Don Rose and Leroy Stanton to the Los Angeles Angels for Jim Fregosi.
>>157234399HESULDUSABILLAGOODSANHESTUCKITRIGHTUPAHREAENDS
Don’t let the looming trade deadline distract you from the fact that the doggiedoos are winless since acquiring skubal
>>157234413doggiedoos kek!!!
Why aren't my Reds doing anything? We have a few players to sell
>>157234413Skubal is clubhouse cancer...
>>157234413Dodgers are going to be sellers, none of their moves worked.
I'm gonna miss Soriano dude was so fun to watch pitch when he's on.But getting a top 100 prospect in Nimmala is pretty good return.
>>157234430
>>157234413That's intentional dumdum
>>157234444Saars, why blue jays trade home grown talent Arjun?
can't believe the jays would trade /ourjeet/ nimmala
>>157234473saar, do not redeem the trade saar
>>157234473i didnt know indians could be bisexual
>>157234444Why are the Halos so active? Are they doing a proper selloff now that retard Perry has been fired?
This shit was $7 at the local grocery consortium. I shall be making coneys and if it’s trash I will come find you, Winky.
>>157234444boom
>>157234303last real season was 2021. turner hasnt played OF since 2016 but hes much more capable than harper. harper will throw his arm out again. also bohm is a better defensive 3b than stott and worse than harper at 1b. theyre going to make 4 positions worse to avoid embarrassing turner. retarded
>>157234469>2027 sp free agent class is abysmal dogshit>nimmala has serious bust risk and the type of prospect serious teams use to buy proven talent
>>157234381Would be based
>>157234532This is why my M's will have to wait on trading Kirby/Hancock.>>157234531But Arraez gets on base so it will even out :^)
Which teams are winning and losing the deadline so far?
>nooo señor you no understan los doyers are loosing on purpose they no a bad team this is all part of de plankek doyerpacos can't stop coping
>>157234558the teams that wants the cap
>>157234563>Danish reading comprehension
>>157234495Yeah. Mozeliak has been given the green light to make any moves he wants. Either Arte stopped meddling so much or Perry was a dog shit GM or a combination of both.
Brewers fans in these threads have somehow become more annoying losers than the Mariners fans used to be.
>>157234560They said nothing before august matters and haven’t won a game yet lol
>The Padres are looking to shop around Jake Cronenworth and Sung-Mun Song for pitchers that can make an immediate impact to their bullpen as they push for the final playoff spot.
>>157234553phillies will try to get him to walk more and he'll end up batting .260
the New Jersey Fuggedaboutits are looking to add Tony the Crease
>>157234548I wonder what the Rags want for him.>first google result on "seager trade" is the rags subreddit cheering on dumping his salaryApparently he can only be traded to 8 clubs, but the M's should still look at it.
>>157234578Are there any
>>157234591kek>>157234573I really want to see Trout moved, he deserves a chance at postseason baseball, a real chance.
It's quiet. Too quiet.
>>157234578Mason Miller is coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
Metsbros, how are we feeling so far?the two big pieces, Weaver & Holmes, remain. Robert Jr. might still get play. and apparently Alvarez is liveI'm still hoping someone takes Vientos
>>157234570i think you're the one struggling to comprehend
>>157234593lol
it keeps happening
>>157234604You wanna give him a chance, is what you’re telling me? Only one place he can go for that…
>>157234610Retard Preller isn't moving Miller, he's going to collect a bunch of salary dumped starters for whatever's left of the farm.
cubs should sell unifuckingronically
>>157234625Cubbie girls would go wild!!
>>157234570he's obviously not really danish. probably the same loser that pretends to be japanese
>>157234627I'll let jed know
So The Jays was sellers yesterday and are now buyers today?
>>157234613giving up everything, getting nothingdavid stearns again thinks he's outsmarting everyone by hoarding unranked prospects
>>157234625cute!
>>157234604He honestly deserves it. But he came out and reiterated that he wants to stay here and win here. He thinks it would be a bigger accomplishment if he helps this team make it back to the playoffs. And he seems to believe in Mozeliak https://youtu.be/6QGtRZibF_c?t=22m5s
The Dodgers are trading for Trout to backup Pages.
i took the day off for this
>>157234668you're fired anon
>>157234646I think Siedler makes a good point. Plus unless you have a mega stud prospect rankings are still a crapshoot. I think we should trust our farm to pick the people they think they can get the best return from since no one is gonna trade their best prospects for rentals or aging relievers even if cost controlled. atp it's a matter of analysis and modeling between top 5 or top 10 or hell even top 30 depending on the farm
>>157234641Yeah but this move is good for the future, they're still probably going to sell some more guys.>>157234655Yeah he's said that for like 15 years now.
>>157234624baggage handlers make about $16/hr.stanksdominicana did this.
>>157234700IT'S HEATING UP
>>157234694bag jannies make like $30/hr at LAX
>>157234700>Nachos to LAWho the hell writes this stuff???
>>157234723that's about $5/hr after adjusting for tax and cost of living
SF took philly to the cleaners
>>157234641It's called a retool.Sell your expiring contracts for futures, buy some players for next year.
>>157234723Yeah, but you can't rent anywhere in LA for under 2k
>>157234700boom
>>157234700
>>157234754team lunch
>>157234515Just so you know you're supposed to have it over spaghetti and with cheese like the packaging suggests.
>>157234700Nacho is from Fontana and I firmly believe that's the only reason the Angels went to get him. They have an obsession with local socal players
>>157234762I’m a bit annoyed he didn’t smash the nachos into his face
>>157234773I shan’t be doing that
>>157234778why not though, getting locals to show up means they're creating lifelong fansseems like a good way to go if you don't plan on competing
>>157234797>don't plan on competingThe issue arises when >60% of the league is doing this
GIVE ME A FUCKING SHORTSTOP STOP FUCKING AROUND
>>157234811He’s all yours
>>157231683>Yankee helmetStop torturing your pet like that
>>157234797True. I mean people fucking love Meckler because he's from the area and he's been on the team for like two months
A few years late but I’ll take it
Anthony Recker’s Feminine Female Ass
Rortvedt is coming back to doyers lol
/mlb/‘s deranged obsessed faggots
>>157234786Sorry sir.
When's Adley?
>>157234855We don’t sign our posts here
>The Mariners are straddling the line between buyers and sellers here on deadline day, open to "anything" to improve the team — whether that's for 2026 or beyond. They have remained engaged with other clubs on Emerson Hancock and George Kirby
>>157234871Let Chris Getz cook.
Ben Rortvedt is back, Dodgerbros!fuckin finally, send that alonzo bum back to venezuela!
>>157234896just like my sneks
Nacho is better and younger than the bargain bin shitters that perry used to pick up every winter for "depth"Kevin newman, scott kingery etc
>>157234896cardinals should be calling them
someone give us something for Mize pls
>>157234871Do Yankee fans actually think they are getting Adley?
>>157234918>>157234927Right handed outfielder or third base please.
>BREAKING The Boston Red Sox are acquiring 3X All-Star catcher Adley Rutschman in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles,
>>157234946Not happy about this, but it's miles better than going to the yankees
i dont think this semen slurping deadline is for me
>>157234796Okay retard
>>157234934>>157234946I may be retarded. Fuck the period sox. David Ortiz did steroids.
PEFF>Jo Adell to Guardians
>>157235000Aren't you glad Cashman spent all your trade capital on a third guy to play first base?
>>157235006fake news!
>The Cleveland Guardians get some much-needed offensive help, and acquire Jo Adell from the Angels. @JonHeyman on it.
>>157235006>>157235022It's so gay that the Angels absolutely refuse to trade with the M's
It's dumb that Doyer defenders think Skubal's value tanked because he's just a rental when in actuality the Doyers are the ones most desperate for him even in just 3 months of control since he significantly increases their chances for a 3peat just by virtue of not being on other competitors.At the very least, the Brewers shouldn't have had to give up higher national ranking prospects than the Dodgers, but at the same time the Brewers FO is full of pussies who are satisfied only being regular season merchants.
PEFF>Red Sox are moving closer to a deal for Adley Rutschman. Not done yet but very good chance.
Adley Rutschman looks like a good pick up for the Red Sox
>>157235022are they going to play him in CF?
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring outfielder Taylor Ward in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.>t. PeffM's BROS WE GOT SOMEBODY
BREAKING PEFF>BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are acquiring outfielder Taylor Ward in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.
>>157235034the brewers can't be as liberal with their top prospects because they can't afford top free agents.
How does Mike Elias justify keeping his job now
>>157235010Garcia seems like he'll be a DH a la Stanton. We're going to get Jeffers. That was the plan all along.
>>157235059someone make this make sense
>The Angels get catcher Jacob Cozart from the Guardians for Adell, a source tells @tim_stebbins.
var est nu
>>157234911checkedI reported this last night night but no one believed me (I'm... Peff Jassan)
>>157235046But ward can't hit
MORE PEFF>Hearing outfielder Brenton Doyle is close to being traded, with the White Sox among the favorites to acquire him.
nu>>157235076>>157235076
>>157235050>>157235046This guy is like half a Randy, but that makes him a massive upgrade if the plan is to stick him at third base or in the outfield. With Brendan Flyover finally coming back /we/ might actually get some competent hitting and defense.