Tuesday (04/08)>Copa do Brasil19:30 | Juventude x Atlético Mineiro21:30 | Remo x Santos>Colombia (UTC-5)18:10/16:10 | Llaneros FC x Fortaleza FC20:15/18:15 | Deportes Tolima x Independiente Medellín22:20/20:20 | Millonarios x Deportivo PastoUTC-3Previous: >>157216877
Fluzão
Gorda
bixa nojenta
If Athletico don't twist the knife tonight, there's a non-neglectible chance that they'll get eliminated in Salvador.
BOCAGON CAGAJUNIORS
RIBER PETE
>>157240882That's a gordo
>>157240889Nevermind, it's paraíbover
worst thread in the last three weeks, maybe four
>gorda gremialista OPgreat, a bunch of undesirables are gonna flood the thread now
hey im new that gorda lured me in, who should i root for? vamos anime btw
fuck a.nal
Odair Hellmann is actually elite
Does your count has a Maracana?
>>157241015Elite is a strong word, but he's one of if not the best manager in Brazil for secondary powers. He's at his best when he overachieves with mediocre squads.
>stealing another cunts stadium namepais sin mistica
>>157241044
GETV commentator is humiliating humble people from the working classes who can't afford good napkins for parties.
>>157241097We're one World Cup elimination away from starting to see Etihad Stadium Futebol Clube, Clube Atlético Camp Nou and Esporte Clube Emirates Stadium all over our territory.
If you think about it, seeds are beans.
>racing lost>river lost>san lorenzo lost>independiente lost
join the "the teams of the capital are shit" club
>>157240228Inter fucked itself economically in one of the most retarded ways possible. The fact that they got 20 years' worth of advance money from their TV deals and they're still quite fucked might end up making them not only get relegated but stay in Série B for years. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised to see Inter in Série C in the next 5 years.Teams like Grêmio, Santos, Vasco and Fluminense fail at having decent U20 players. It should be a crime for a team like Fluminense not to have a striker considerably better than Canobbio in their U20 setup and other teams. Grêmio always signed 30 5/10 or 6/10 hispanic players who couldn't play for shit. It isn't all about money. There is always a team like Mirassol and now Athletico Paranaense showing that if you use your brain, you can have a decent team without nearly bankrupting your club.Besides, it is nearly impossible that there aren't tons of schemes involving agents and the people running those clubs.
>>157241229are you sure about that?
essa menina e jihadista é feijadista
>>157241312brrrrrrrrap
>>157241312
>>157241312>menina
bought burger breadmade milanesa sandwiches with it
>>157241642Forget about Chiqui and Infantino, lock this psycho up first.
>>157241642oh and tang de uva to wash it down
>>157241642How does this affect Bokita?
having some açaí right now
Aight keep us posted lil buddy.
>>157241642>>157241711Would
>>157241987I cant read it
>>157242011skill issue
>>157241073It's ok to copy the name Maracaná.
>>157242020Is there a cock and balls at the front?
>>157241312"olha a explosão" just got a whole new meaning now
>>157242038
ajuda
>>157242080Hello sir, this is the ajuda help line, what is your concern tonight?
looked up the latest muzzu seething video and it's not the same, I don't know, maybe I'm just getting older
We need mexican teams back to libertadores but no way we could let mls teams in
Let japanese teams in libertadores and Japan in copa america.
we were so close to my dream of a mundial without euroshits but infantino had to back down
>>157242197Time to grow up from anime
>>157241642Milanesa or hamburguesa with everything on top with bread like this is also good
>>157242197would jap twinks be able to handle sovth american murderball?
>>157242243Eventually they will.
>>157242205>he doesn't know
>>157242262why they used a pic of him blinking?
He was a boyShe was a AlaskaCan I make it any more obvious?He was a chadboyShe did balletWhat more can I say?He wanted to kill RiquelmeShe'd never tellSecretly, she wanted to kill him as wellBut all of her friendsStuck up their noseThey had a problem with his baggy clothesHe was an argie boyShe said, "See you later, goy"He wasn't good enough for herShe had a pretty faceBut her head was up in spaceShe needed to come back down to earth
Five years from nowShe sits at homeFeeding the baby, she's all aloneShe turns on TVGuess who she sees?Argen boy rockin' up MTVShe calls up her friendsThey already knowAnd they've all got tickets to see his showShe tags alongAnd stands in the crowdLooks up at the man that she turned down
>>157242541I advice you to delete this post
>>157242541consider suicide
>>157242541Get a YouTube channel, you are going places.
>>157240837sauce
>Wake up>There is nothing to do>Go back to sleep
>>157243241I don't remember posting this
>>157240837>shemaleleaks.comhow big is her cock? does she top?
wtf no fulbo today??
hold my beanbag
>boss nitpicks my initial assessment >forces in a wrong analysis for no reason >fast forward a month and it turns out I was right since the beginningMaybe she hates me because I'm too smart and handsome?
>>157243484>female bossgrim
coworker is now playing reggaeton all morning because our female boss is present
beans out
stank ass big bean fala cueca simp chimp
>2026>male bossBro just come out of the closet already.
Notorious B.E.A.N. - Bean Poppa
mr beanberg
baby come backany kind of fart would stinkthere was some beans in everything about you
Top 10 2015 Bean Pranks [GONE STINKY]
>>157240882low test, skinny women aren't good for shit
>softball and women's basketball make changes to help women>women's football doesn't change anythingwhy
>>157243785What would you change?
>>157243797for me, it's smaller pitchesothers have suggested lighter balls, smaller goals, etc
>>157243814You want to help them? Make the first prize a dinner with Chayanne, second prize a new dishwasher and third prize a 25% off at some shitty spa.
In Argentina, the help is playing for boquita (in women's footy) other than that, just hope you actually get paid, else, you're wasting time
Everyone moving on with life and we are just ...here
something happens and I'm stinking of beansI never find out till I'm stinking of beanssomething happens and I'm stinking of beansoh don't smell my farts don't smell my fartsdon't, don't, don't blame it on ney
>>157243879If female boquita loses, does the husband get beat up?
>>157243927they're all lesbians
>>157243932But who gets beat up?
>>157244014Lesbians "couples" have awful statistics with domestic violence, they are super violent.
>>157244014everyone
>>157241256It's not 20 years worth of advance money from their TV, they sold 20% of their future broadcasting rights for 50 years for R$218 million to pay for current debts, which is even worse
>>157244147>they sold 20% of their future broadcasting rights for 50 yearsIs it even legal to make those kind of deals
>>157244242not only legal but they're not the first team who done that
>>157244242No rules in the jungle.
>>157244249I know Brazilian laws are fucked but surely there must be something resembling a rule that prevents a club from doing such deals
>>157240837Nome dela?
>>157244282A functioning brain.
>>157244347Brazilians have the functioningest brains.
>>157243289>letting yourself being jewed by a fake watermarkseriously, when you see big natty boobies and think of dick, you need help
>>157244347wtf should I leave gordinha?
Petro had a gordo metaleiro macumbeiro in a black hoodie with cum stains explain the election "fraud" on national television
>>157244390I did no such thing
>>157244390I'm at home working though?
>>157244429>>157244399this type is at home in all of latam
>>157244440I can smell this picture
>>157244374>dat horse bulgebe honest with yourself, bro
Trikas left-back Nicolas ran over and killed an 84-year-old man in Barueri on Monday night. The 19-year-old player provided assistance to the victim and was taken to the police station, where he remained in custody.
>>157244466He had it coming-1 santos supporter in the world
If you're in the green please refrain from talking to me
>>157244597.....
>>157244597im black and not pardo thoughever
>>157244597There's no way São Paulo is that much whitet. Paulista
>>157244661Even a neguinho like Neymar is the son of a white mother and a pardo father so he’s mostly whiteAlso countryside is still mostly white
>>157244661you're probably a paulistano, not a paulista
>enner falencia to bocaI'm so tired
>>157244765kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157244765you didn't learn your lesson with cavani?
villa will pull a gun out in the locker room before the year ends
>>157241044Kill yourself today
why is this team full of woman beaters, grandpa atropelators and penis cutters?
>>157245031>beatersas in, beating the allegations?
>>157245031it's okay, they asked forgiveness
Xeneizesisters be like
>Funcionário mata três colegas a facadas dentro de fábrica de terceirizada da Bombril em São BernardoThe coworkers are getting more dangerous copalib.
>>157245031the grandpa was in the wronghttps://xcancel.com/_alvesjvs/status/2084659601937518688#m
>>157245154old news manwe already got another wage-rage today
>>157245187I guess we really shouldn't trust coworkers
fart out
I hate ads with Queen music
>>157245238PressurePushing down on me
Todo mundo que acompanha futebol sabe que desde a Leila assumir a presidencia tudo piorouJá são 5 anos de roubos, arbitragens terríveis e todos nós sabemos que nada vai melhorar
>>157244597This says a lot about our society
>>157245154ele tem o sharingan
>>157245253Just fart it out bro.
>>157245238Me tooI just want to break from them
cu
zinho
New data suggests Ea Nasir was brazilian and he twisted for San Pablo.
New data suggests you love receiving a beijo grego
o cara gozou do beijo negru e excusou cueca marrão com feijão velho
>>157245238nevermind the band, I hate every ad with licensed pop musicI hate it even more if it's a cover
@grok is that true?
>>157245359>>157245377gulosinho
how argentinians on copalib see themselves
ITT: equipos malignos
>>157245516I hate all ads but Queen ones make me furious.
>>157244661It's self-reported.
>>157245578the IBGE lady skipped the race question, the data is skewed!
>>157244242Yes. Other clubs did it too. From LFF, the same broadcasting block as Inter, I know that Fluminense, Athletico and Atlético did something similar (although I'm not sure about the figures).
>>157245530>all blacks or jewsMiss me with that shit.
>>157244242It's legal and a very desperate move just thinking about surviving the present and ignoring the future.
O PEIDO.
is beijo preto any good or is it another jewish humiliation ritual?
>>157244282football teams are not for profit, so they don't obey business legal laws
>>157245695What SAFs?
>>157245695yes they do
>>157240837what a cute girl!
>>157245724No they don't, they are classified as non profit associations. Unless they become SAF, then they basically become a company looking for profit.
beijo gremio
Jism is a 2003 Indian Hindi-language erotic thriller film directed by Amit Saxena.
>>157245745so what? Inter could do the same if they were a SAF, Atlético did.
saints vs oar
>Got 80% of the questions right in the concursinho da prefeitura>Still probably not enough because there were giga nerds that were desperate and got higher points than meI hate Braziu
>>157246035you are part of the problem, leech-wannabe
>>157246047I'd rather be a leech than a jewish slave mr shekelstein
>>157246066these shouldn't be the only two options, y'know...
>>157246071But they are, unfortunately
>>157246081then at least acknowledge you are part of the problem
>>157246071>>157246081just bee mr shekelstein da silva dos santos.
>>157246099how is working for the country part of the problem?
mr beanberg didn't get his farts for the day and the morro is deflating because of it, start shoving beans up your anus
>>157246113playing solitaire all day because you did well on a test to work on a made-up job for a tiny prefecture is not working for the country
>>157246145thats doing more than Neymar .
>>157246113Anon is jealous of public officers because they get better pay and more rights than he does at his job.>>157246145I'd be working IT, at least something I would be doing. At least some programming using AI.
beanfarts into electricity? brasil is that way
>>157246164neymar is a symbol of the nation and hope for our youth. We should funnel public teacher's salaries to him>>157246172I'm a funça as well, my parents and my grandparents are/were funças too. But I don't feel pride in this leech life
>>157246172>programming using AI.I would rather sell caipirinhas and havainas na praia.
paqueta camisa 10 na seleira pra tudo povo gozar
>>157246197If that paid well, I'd rather do it too.>>157246187>I'm a funça as well, my parents and my grandparents are/were funças too.It's always like that. My mother is auditora fiscal and my father retired at Petrobrás. I want that life for me. I used to be a concursado for a public company but I want to be a servidor publico instead.
>>157246187>But I don't feel pride in this leech lifetry wageslaving more than 1/3 of your time to make some other faggot rich. Not only pride gone but you'll feel like a cuck. (or may be not, some people seem happy with such destiny)
>Carlos Palacios is involved with drug trafficking
>>157246215>>157246243My father (concursado) had a coworker who got terminated for homophobic comments online, he's now a blacksmith, making artisanal knives in his garage, and (allegedly) makes more than what he used to.That's who I want to be when I grow up, I know it's a bit too romantic, but to just give up everything and become a carpenter or something, I often find myself daydreaming about that
>>157246295You need the talent, the contacts and a lot of luck for that to work. But it would be really cool to do something like that, yeah.
ja deu um gole
Nobody's black for free.
>>157246295cool, being an artisan is more honorable
>>157245530I would rather listen to two argentinos instead of one "stand up comedian"
>>157245154>smells like a Criolo>called a stinker>killed three peopleyes, he was black
>>157246533>I would rather be waterboarded instead of facing chinese water torture
hello how are we doing
>>157246577everyone that works on a bombril factory is black, how do you think these are made?
>>157246608WTF!
>>157246608thats not funny bro thats racist as fuck
>>157246400Is that the latest James bond?
>>157246608Okay Joao we noticed your material and we are considering your argentinian citizenship, last step is for you to choose a team from Buenos Aires and you are good to go.
Whats the craziest toppings you saw in a Brazilian pizza?
>>157246849Queijo de toro
What are the craziest toppings you have seen on a Brazilian pizza?
>>157245238>SHES A KILLA QUEEEEENONLY NINE NINETY NINE!
>>157246608Here, take this (you), you deserve it.Can I use that joke?I'll pay a copyright fee every time I use it.
>>157246890úbere do burro
>>157246912you seem slightly upset
volumes
i think im a little depressed
>>157247313Eat more beans to increase the pressure in your bunda.
what i get for sharing my feelings on /copalib/
a pressao da bunda isso é o que menino maia falaba nessa cançao bunda neumachica
>>157247507A pressão da bunda faz o Hulk perder gols
>>157247522Hulk is like 40, he used to deliver powerful kicks thanks to the high octane PSI levels in that bunda but now his niece drained him too much.
>>157241044CheckedDo you have any examples of a maxi-Rommel?
>>157247539sometimes i forget hulk married his own niecelmao what the actual fuck
>>157241044>mini-rommelEl zorrita del Desiertinhojajaja
>>157247313everyone is
>>157247655I'm not a little
he said depressed, not black
Some blonde influencer had a fent attack and went outside naked screaming.
>>157247716fuck off Moyano
>>157247732I wish, those niggas have more money than all of /copalib/ combined.
money is just a piece of paper
>>157247716This is all to distract the people about tomorrow's voting.
>>157247759why
>>157247743>all of /copalib/ combined.so like about 10 salarios minimos
how much should I charge my friend for that app I just vibecoded for him?
>>157247759A piece of paper you dance for.
niggas putting vibes on each other and calling it an app
>>157247815hey man gotta pay for all those beans
https://youtu.be/WTEEEUm30GE
so if you had more money you would be happier is that what youre telling me?
>>157247832nothing wrong with that, gotta respect the hustle
>>157247862infinitely
>>157247862Yes, I could buy the terrains from La Boca.
Abrimos #EquipoF y contamos que Enner Valencia está cerca de ser refuerzo de Boca. Está libre tras su paso por Pachuca. Arruabarrena dio el OK. El ecuatoriano de 36 años llegaría para reforzar la delantera. Restan detalles. Buscan cerrarlo antes del fin de semana. Todo por @ESPNArgentina.
>>157247920oh no no no
>>157247875just imagine all the things that you could buynow realize that wouldnt make you happier
>Cavani e Valencia What does Riquelme think? Is he stupid?
colombians have no shame do they?
>alfredo jaconi>thursday night>prime video>white uniformwe are so losing this
>>157248062Is that Don Ramón
>>157248084it's mr. dusk
>>157248177Not the greatest kit colour schemes
>>157248177borracharia
>>157248195Indeed, it's for games like this that the third kit exists, but it seems everyone is allergic to it
>>157248177gay Cleats everywhere
>>157248224take a trip to a sports department store, it's all pink or orangethis is not limited to football
>>157241044Tbh, yeah
>>157241044my country has a maraca
>>157248177Ouch, right in the minas Gerais!
they ruined 7a0 by adding a bunch of stupid featuressuch is the fate of every mini game
o q ta falando o cara?
Remo Status?
>>157248288Remating.
the misiones annexation is proceeding smoothly
>>157248288Ro!
>>157248294Annex this *grabs crotch*
Oh no guys! they're taking misiones from us! what are we going to do! I hope they don't annex formosa and chaco next...
>>157248327Misiones is based though, paraguayos ain't so bad if you don't relax.
Not like this, green flags
>>157248347I mean if my dad assisted Neymar's first goal that'd be my highlight of him too.
>>157247506kek
misiones will become missões
he said paraguashos LOL!
We don't care about Ronaldinho, Messi or Neymar in Brazil. Over here, we unanimously consider Riquelme to be the greatest player in football history.
We're here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTvXBEl7pI
damn shame someone talked shit about pasion de sabadoI'm going to coom to their dancing girls to support them
i feel like im still attached to a girl i date 10 years ago even after going out with other girls i never felt the same and i feel like i probably never will. today i watched a movie so eerily similar and it reminded me of her and botchering the relationship haunts me to this day.this is my tuesday night confession.
Cave man bros...
>>157248469what does the funeral de baresi have to do with this?
anon is miserable over some bife mijado episode #434535
>>157248490It's international football
>>157248513they're playing a match on the funeral?
>>157248529I mean it's not Brazilian football so it's international for us
>>157248539low iq
Look who I just found
>>157248539Se fosse o vandique fazendo o que o jogador do juventude fez era gênio, aula de como parar um contra-ataque, induziu ao erro etc
>>157248529
>>157248551a bum?
>>157248490>he doesn't know
>>157248554Se o jogador do galo não fosse retardado ele tocava a bola pro companheiro livre
>>157248556Yeah, gave him 5 bucks and a loose cigarette
>>157248554trvke
>>157248551hey wait a minute...
>>157248582>"hey guys... you know how PSG's masterclass goalkeeper does the saída de bola with the PSG's masterclass defenders? what if we do the same but with Beto Alicate and Cláudio Loko?"
>>157248607Chat, is this real?
>>157248598
blacks can't be deppressed
>>157248607>Objects in mirror are closer than they appearWATCH OUT
>>157248555When I die I want you guys to do this with me but put some crippled kid as the arqueiro, I don't want any loose ends.
>>157243051maduuzinhasenpaiAlso threadly reminder to all thirdworlders and coomers: being able to spot fake breast automatically excludes all trans women.>>157244465We see what we want to see, b
I give up on watching this galo x juventude, absolute trash game.
>cock x youthBros watching jewish porn again : skull: :skull: :tonguewink:
mpv is being funky again
Éverson deserves a better club. It surprises me how no other team like Flamengo, Palmeiras, São Paulo tried to snatch him from the smallest mineiro club.
>>157248799? Galo is bigger, larger and girthier than these clubs you mentioned
>>157248582>>157248817É.
>>157248817Nigga, after chocking against Botafogo despite having +1 extra player for basically all the Libertadores final, you club should've ceased to exist. One of the biggest chock of all football.
>>157248861it was robbed, they should have given us a penalty, but the ref peidated.
>youth
the ref was about to whistle but GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK MPV IS FUCKING ME AGAIN
O JUVENTUDE É UMA MERDA
DAMN WHAT A GOAL
>>157248799>san pablo>better club
the camera even zoomed in on the ref kekthe ecuatorian superstar alan bida
>>157248923
>>157248929Unbelievable
>>157248929based ref
>>157248929Remember Gabriel Gol vs River 2019? This is him now.
boucachi cala cueca , tá ? valeu
roberto "cueca solta" da sousa
I wish Daronco would FUCKING DIEHe called a foul and yellowVAR called him and he PEIDOU NA FAROFA, changed it to a redI hate this bombadinho so much it's unreal
>>157248929KEK
>>157249338>brazilian ref trancates the cuzinho when called by VARShocking.
OPERAÇÃO SALVE A RATAZANA SANTISTA
Old Roman Riquelmi is a merry fellowBright blue his jacket is, and his sleeves are yellow.
It's hard to argue with lack of cognitive abilities on these niggas when they have a clear sight of an action, take a decision, get called by VAR and overturn it
you guys think boca can last another 5 years?
>>157249423KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0_UHEyTF3o
I got distracted and missed this g-nevermind lol
in brazil they measure meals not by calories but by bpm (beans per minute)
>>157240837>santos
>>157248048Casimiro
>saints>oar
neymar
thinking about this
>>157249338it was a red doe
True?
just found out that Odair Hellman is the Athlethtleticoh Paranense manager, wtf. i remember this retarded giving a volta olimpica at Palestra Italia back in 2017 when Inter won against Palmeiras
>>157249916It really do be like that.
>>157248020
Rolling for cheeky remo (90+7) (P) goal
>classiest bostera
>>157249868Volumes
>>157249916Kek
>>157250013interesting
>>157250013That culo will be droopy as fuck in 5 years.
Hj a Isabel chora novamente
>>157250032yeah whatever. my penis probably wont work in five years.
Can he save River?
>>157250047It's not even working now.
>>157250077only boca can save river
recusou um peido
>>157250104Putting them out of their misery (again)
>>157250099you wanna bet?
>>157250148nah here's what gonna happen, boca will lose to river in some copa (could be copa de la liga or sudakino) and then they will start winning shit because their only problem now is that their moral is low, they have by far the best squad in argie futbol, I don't know if it's enough to win copalib but it's more than enough to win the local league
santos scoreddeafening silence in copalib
imagine banheirao on peru
NIG NEWS
>>157250246we gotta burn it all down and start all over again
LÉO LACERDA NTV @leolacerdantv Santiago Sosa ainda não chegou ao Vasco. Entenda o que aconteceu na negociação.Como trouxemos em primeira mão na última quinta-feira, Vasco e Racing realizaram uma reunião decisiva para tentar destravar a contratação de Santiago Sosa.Durante as conversas, o Vasco solicitou um prazo de 15 dias para conseguir levantar os valores exigidos pelo clube argentino. A operação previa o pagamento de US$ 4 milhões de entrada, além de outros US$ 4 milhões parcelados.Nas tratativas, o Vasco conseguiu flexibilizar a forma de pagamento da entrada e assumiu o compromisso de depositar US$ 2 milhões na segunda-feira, completando os outros US$ 2 milhões dentro do prazo de 15 dias concedido pelo Racing.O acordo previa que, caso o Vasco não cumprisse o pagamento restante dentro do período de quinze dias, o clube poderia sofrer penalidades previstas no contrato.No entanto, o depósito prometido para a segunda-feira não foi realizado. O não cumprimento desse compromisso irritou a diretoria do Racing, que endureceu sua posição na negociação.Foi justamente essa expectativa criada em torno do depósito dos US$ 2 milhões na segunda-feira que levou Santiago Sosa a se despedir do Racing. .Agora, o Racing voltou a exigir o pagamento integral dos US$ 4 milhões de entrada para dar sequência ao negócio. Caso o Vasco não consiga atender essa condição, a negociação corre sério risco de não ser concluída.Apuração @leolacerdantv
>>157250246>signing a 36y Enner ValenciaThis nigga's agents must be wizards.
>>157250667no riquelme is just extremely retarded
Riquelme is vibe managing.
>>157250734chatgpt would unironically do a better job, like way better
Boca will win Sudakino and ungrateful anti-Riquelme posters still won't be happy
>>157250771they will lose to recoleta or even more humiliating... to sao paulo
>>157250783Boca will beat both and Trikaschizo will add them to the Jewish clubs list
>>157250805they have been in that list since forever anon
>>157246890Ketchup
>you cannot guess a nationality just from a picture of their pizzaThe picture:
>>157251595Argentinians want me to go to la cancha when I could be in la pizzaria eating this
>>157251595argenchina pizza looks like THIS!?
>>157244374wouldve been better if she had a dick tho...
The best pizza
