>>157237722
>>157241920Fuck Dana
Allan Nascimento status?
>>157241942permaheemed
Y'all think Gamrot should be favored this weekend? Idt he can stand with Salkilld but he might just outwork him over 5. He's a tough man to beat unless your grappling/antigrappling is really good and you can make him respect your power
one more week until DWCS sirscoach babajeet taking this man to the tippy top
>>157241952Idk much about Salkilld, all his fights are just round 1 ko’s. How is he in deep waters?
>I would gladly throw hands with anybody posti-ACKKK
>>157241952Listen, kid if Beneil is doing that to you, then bloody Killin' Sowkiller is gonna stuff you and puff you
Who is the Joe bluth of the UFC
>>157241961Damn this doo achieved ballgasm and sentient prostate mechanicsSomeone heem me like this
>>157241942fighting evan tanner in the afterpex
>>157241952Idk la he was favored vs Oliveira and he tapped out now its he's the underdog and is fighting Salkild the minority heemer
>>157241964Beneil hits like a mule and has excellent BJJ. He was able to easily scramble out of Gamrot's TDs and knocked him down with a crazy hard punch. Idk if Salkilld has those kinda tools>>157241957that's what I'm wondering. he used his wrestling a fair bit in one of his fights and honestly looked good doing it, mixing it up. but Gamrot puts on a hell of a pace and will shoot for 25 straight with minimal breaks and has a legit zombie chin
>>157241980he was the favorite against Do Bronx?? that's ridiculous. Oliveira is a much more dangerous version of Dariush, who had already schooled Gamer
I like Dan Hooker
>>157241981GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG DO THIS.
There's something people are forgetting here and it's that Gamrot is a bum
You guys are silly, goodnight
>>157241982Hey, I'm a yuge Benny fan myself, but to say he hits like a mule is a little dishonest. He's not exactly a KO artist. He heemed that ginger with a spinning backfist aka anyone would heem with that and then there's the Klose fight which made me cum. HOWEVER, that's about it and it's been a long time since that
>>157241981I'm pretty sure you were banned and since you're still doing this and so fast, I'm positive you are spammy
>>157242008he's a slow swinger but he has legit KO power. the slow thudding type. like he did against that one dude in a FOTN from a few years ago. he just rarely connects first and is chinny but he has real heeming powerdon't forget he was the first person to KD Gamrot in the UFC I believe. or maybe second after Arman, I don't recall which fight took place first
>>157242018I SHAN'T be putting down my boy anymore, so I'll just transition to saying thisGamrot is an undercover can and he will be exposed by the rise of Quillan. I just think he's gonna get em
>>157242035that would be good for the division. it'll be a really interesting fight
>>157242040If Krillin doesn't get Paddy next though, his rise is donezo. He's simply not good enough for the true boys, but luckily paddy is highly over ranked. Paddy better get clitia or Salkild next
sturgis weekend. no ufc
>>157242050who is Krillin?yeah Paddy/Topuria seems like the natural fight to make. I think Ilia slumps him or clubs & subs. Paddy's defense is absolute shit once you get past his kicks/knees
>>157242053but there is ufc this weekend
Paddy vs the BMF in November. Sets up a February-March fight for the winner against Gaethje, and they defend next summer
Another fighter on the verge of death. It seems Fauci is starting to activate all of the UFC clot shots that he can as revenge against the Trump admin for bringing him for questioning
>>157242081I'm vaxxed with a booster and nothing has happe
>>157242081I don't think even 10 percent of fighters got a fauci ouchie>>157242099back up doo
>>157242099You aren’t a UFC fighter moron. They can activate them at will per person>>157242100That’s why so few are hospitalized. But over the coming weeks expect more and more hospitalizations and deaths.
>>157242063Is that the guy from American pickers
>>157242132American Snickers is my fight name
I masturbate 4-5 times a day.
Headaches again tonight
>>157242145Impressive. I average around 2-3
>>157242149I've had a wicked headache behind my right eyeball for 2 nights now. Make it stop
>>157242149>>157242154stay hydrated champs
>>157242187Got a new doctor, seeing him Friday and he ordered and MRI cause I had migraines for 3 months straight
>>157242187I find myself hating water so I'm drinking a midnight coke at the moment and feel much better. Chael Sonnen drank coke when he was completely drained of water and he beat prime Silva so I think I'm on the right track
>>157242249weve all figuratively done this to each other here, respectfully
I will be the first Bartitsu fighter to win UFC gold.
>>157242249>brownQue?
I have...an thick peins....
>>157242276Damian BABA YAGA Pinas?
In the big rock candy mountainAll the mods have wooden legsAnd the jannies all have rubber teethAnd the all lay soft-boiled eggsThe farmers' trees are full of fruitAnd the barns are full of hayOh, I'm bound to goWhere there ain't no snowWhere the rain don't fallThe winds don't blowIn the big rock candy mountain
talmbout brown pinas b
ranking fighters by testicle length1. amir albazi2. kennedy nzechukwu
a man is measured not by the length of his testicles, but by the thickness of his peins
>>157242350What if my meng is very normal both length and width wise?
I don't boy anyone that has tattoos or a hair transplant
Nigger
>>157242372The world is too modern and Turkey is too strong, you'll never know if someone got their hair unheemed unless they post the pics for a discount
>>157242063top notch picker right there
>>157242249He will be lurking the parking lot of sturgis
*enters the thread*
>>157242377I endorse this post x2
>>157242420Sponsored by Modelo
>>157242395it's extremely obvious. hair transplants never look natural. even the ones that aren't botched.
>>157242417>*blocks your path*
>>157242417
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Cracking
Khabib "The NIGGER" Nurmagomedov
>>157242440>JOE>WHEN HE CAN GET INSIDE >WORK HIS DIRTY BOXING>UTILIZE THE T-HAI CLINCH >HE IS A REAL DANGER >IN THE ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE POUND DIVISION
please donate to robert whittaker's top surgery
>>157242440
>>157242446>cracking
>>157242424You were saying, retard?
Heem sleepy
I always told yall I'd be the last man standing
im gona poo soon
me personally? I wouldn't go for that
>>157242513*gets a inch away form your face*wassup? Wassup goober?
*cracks open a nice cold Mac Clean Energy*time to heem
FAFO bitch!! FAFO
>>157242582treat me like a bitch rashad
>>157242586Im feelin forggy!!
>>157242597I wish they'd let me over the border so I could spit in your fuckin face
>>157242610Ima gona Lick U
>>157242597>dont be scared nigga
>>157241981People having things seems to really chap your ass. You seem like a big time loser.
It's my life and I'll do what I want!
>>1572424172slow fat boy
>>157242632Mad bitch
>>157242637The kids still got hands
>>157242641No one cares!
Love it when some journeyman says "you don't have the right to judge a fighter if you've never been into the cage yourself" , stupid CTE cunts the only reason you're getting paid to punch other CTE cunts in the face is because of us. Stay quiet and stick to cockfighting, talking is not your strong suit.
>>157242641Heem ded and no one can see your gimmick at the moment, so instead explain why you know this? I was gone for but a moment last thread and all of a sudden all this shit was getting posted. Here's some embarrassing shit about me please don't make fun of me with it?
>>157242637[unintelligible mick noises]
>>157242641Doesn't seem like a very big deal, buddy
>>157242651There's some schizo bong here that doxxes everyone he can
>>157242641>he leaves his house (regularly)No wonder you're seething.
way too much going on I just see red
early morning habits translate in and out of the cage
>>157241942Heart attack in his thirties which tells us two things: steroid and abuse
>>157242668Now this is a quality heem
>>157242669uh bappa how is he the lolcow? you're the lolcow in this situation.
>>157242674they said someone attacked his heart. gotta assume it was a current or past lover
I thought a heart attack at 32 was tragic until I realized he was brazilian.
>>157242678you're sperging out while shopping makeup on photos of him b plus can you think of a day in the last year where you didn't post about him? you're trying to find someone to laugh at because you know you're a joke.
>>157242677His name was Steroid Abuse
>>157242675no power slap until next month. power kick has been making the rounds
>>157242668>sponsored by "Buck breaking"What????
>>157242683Steröid Abüse probably Swedish
>>157242678You gotta do something about your whole shit b it's getting weird
>>157242686bucked up energy. feel like a million bucks
Get Gane
>>157242688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FChMHEfzOLI
I've been staying up trying to make a pun off of Allan's death and Rip Van Winkle but now I'm too sleepy.
>>157242687Nah man ü is german
>>157242695talk about fading in the championship rounds like a faggot. no gas tank. no dog.
>>157242697Ü think I give a fuk kid
>>157242703Alright fuck you
now this is a meltie
Hey yall, trans woman here. Does anyone else think Tom Aspinall and Ilia Topuria are the best fighters ever? I asked Reddit and they agreed
i had like 4h of sleep total I hate living like this but hey you can the nigga out of the crib but you can't take the crib out of the nigga
Urinejah Faber
>>157242708rest up kid gamebred this weekend
the biggest "what if" in mma history
>>157242747>lucas is a pro bodybuilder >bedtime is a pro fighter>guru sits at home fatlysad
alright im going to bedgood nite
>>157242776Don't let the bed bugs bite :)
>"In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. Men. And not zesty, gay club grinding little cocksuckers like what heemed my boy Charles, he should fuckin' die!
>>157242791kek first time I notice the statue in the background. BRAVO M. CHASE
>>157242747achievable natty?
damn, I liked Nascimento.
>>157242797Yeah.
>>157242769Guru could flatline both of them with a well placed hook on the jaw considering he’s a 6’4” tank.
>>157242808DJ with the Soilennial face
>>157242808When you think about it, it’s kind of fucked up that DJ wouldn’t stand a chance against Guru in a fight. He’s possibly the best fighter in history for his weight class but a perfect punch on Guru would feel like a kids slap to him
DJ has bigger forearms than the FAGru despite only being 5'1. Kid is soft as shit.
>>157242808being tall hasn't stopped him from being a depressed faggot. maybe if he had real hobbies or friends he wouldn't want to rope.
>>157242830Hahaha cope triceps and shoulders are most important. Guru would ragdoll Bedtime and Lucas
was this Nascimento?
>>157242845nvm wrong guy that beat durden
gaethje got his ass beat for like 19 minutes but stayed in there with toughness and heart. then that crazy fluke punch blinded ilia and he got the win on paper. inspiring.
Esto es un party de gánsters, de los maleantesDátela cabrón, si en verdad tú no la haces¿Y las mujeres? (¡Sueltas!)¿Y los maleantes? (¡Ey, ey!)Que esto no pare, no pare, no pare, no pareEsto es un party de gánsters, de los maleantesDátela cabrón, si en verdad tú no la haces¿Y las mujeres? (¡Sueltas!)¿Y los maleantes? (¡Ey, ey!)Que esto no pare, no pare, no pare, no pare
>gaethje got his ass beat for like 19 minutes but stayed in there with toughness and heart. then that crazy fluke punch blinded ilia and he got the win on paper. inspiring.
Ilia... Ilia got gaped.
>>157242853Clitia won round 2 lol
gaethje scratches the face then punches it to open the skingane is a rank amateur by comparison
At this point you don't wanna win if you don't cheat
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for daysThe people I meet always go their separate waysSometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drinkAnd times when you're alone, well, all you do is thinkI'm a cowboyOn a steel horse I rideI'm wanted (Wanted) dead or aliveWanted (Wanted) dead or alive
>>157242867trevor tells on his yewchewb that sweetdish legend justin gaethje raps his knucks downwards as he throws overhands which has a high risk of causing damage to his own mitts but adds heeming power isn't he fucking awesome
Is it cheating to beat your opponent?
Do you have heart? Do you have grit? Do you have work ethic? Do you have an insatiable need for high risk low reward activities? Then join Dana White's Contender Series now to earn your spot in the world toughest and most elite combat sport organisation.
i have france on a filter
any uralic niggas here?
I have finland on a leash
>>157242893100% meat eating hetero reporting in
>>157242895bodied that nigger
>>157242900Don't fucking call me that.
the faguette is a literal migrant
>>157242891based>>157242895>>157242900cringe
>>157242900you don't call are 'mali that "pal"
>I have him filtered>*talks about him*extremely feminine behavior
hate me, love me but you have to respect my grit and hardwork
I just realized how similar Ian Garry and Idubbbz are. In terms of looks, personality, and their taste in women
some of you have never sucked a cock before and it shows
they let izzy do a whole gay ass choreographed dance routine for his walkout
>>157242916Why wouldn't they?
>>157242923i feel "gay ass" covered it pretty succinctly
>>157242926you sound like someone that's too insecure to express themself
>>157242931be that as it may they still let him mince around with backup dancers like an autistic chris brown fan
>>157242926How many views did it get? How much seethe did it cause? How many years ago and you're talking about it?
Gooby is in for surgery today. I wish him well.
It’s funny but if we slaughtered the AGPiglin in his Pensacola Pork Pen and raped his mum, his mum would probably still thank us!
^||Mental illness
>>157242990>>157242957>>157242952>>157242943
>>157242990>>157243014He should start a Podcast with Jonjones. I feel like their vibes match.
>>157243014Certified meat maniac
>>157242990>>157243014You've become this generals Mina kimes poster how are u this autistic like your brain really gets that little burst of serotonin every time you do this I bet you smile and genuinely laugh to yourself when you post this shit
>>157243075Heem is home to several patriot enjoyers
>>157243075
>>157243088>>157243100samefag
>>157243113
>>157243075Good post
danny silvasisters I don't feel so good!
>>157243187What a fcuking dirtbag man
Dana just goofin' it up
>>157243187he finally reveals his true colors...
Dana "The Dirtbag" White
>>157243216Cause he pays his fighters in bags of dirt?
>>157243229
https://youtu.be/Aiay8I5IPB8
buhbuhbuhbuh I turn off monitor BUHBUHBUH
Allen Nasmento died? WGAF
another one bites the dust
>Gaethje lostWords that have never been spoken
>>157243361the Gaeman himself admitted he lost on multiple occasions
when will the genetically engineered chinese people that everyone talked about in like the 2000s, hit the UFC?
>>157242893Itt vagyok.
>>157243255goddamn patriot
>>157243397Bitch, chinks have banned that shit when they first successfully did it in 2018 (look up Hé Jiankui). Or atleast they publicly claimed they did, but you can never trust chinks.
ilia really got on his knees in the middle of the dancefloor at a gay nightclub and got bukkake'd and swallowed and we've still got people trying to say he's not gay
>>157243526you really gonna tell me if Illia presented his bussy you wouldn't violenly heem it and fill him up with baby batter? come on be serious
>>157243476vagyunk* :3
my brother has that steve asplund build
ilia topuria is 5'6" he's basically a woman
>>157243526You have a super active imagination anon.
what's that build called when you got a fat belly, fat ass, fat thighs, fat man tits and the friction from your thighs rubbing against each other burns you? That's the jamahal special
brevity is the soul of wit faguette try rules of three if you aren't naturally able to be funny
Schaubsters, is it over for real this time? Are we finished? Or tanking that shit?
>>157243560poop
>>157243569Delete this or I'm gonna screenshot it and send it to your Jondaddy, who will be quite disappointed in you.
Mahaldaddy got they bussies all twisted up and leakin with FEAR IN THEY HEART
what if Jones isn't really as good as we thought?
what if Jones isn't really as gay we thought?
another extremely low quality "french" post>>157243568schaulb would survive a nuclear heemocaust none of thiel's agents from hogda to sweet joe could beat him
why does the finn act exactly the way a tsundere in love with me would act?
if you still need someone to tell you then i fear it's terminal or medicinally induced in you perhaps both, just try a bit harder or do something differently
all tsun no dere
jamahal "black man" hill
I honestly could beat jon jones
anyway back to combat sports has javier been based out in the middle east or why has his accent morphed into a brazza adjacent ali infused i remember him speaking perfectly normally with only hints of chicano 10 years ago and now he doesn't even code switch it's just all esl
>>157243627Jon would be so disappointed in you clozzy
>>157243644jon "gay black man" jones
>insulting his hero Jonesi think clozza is off his meds watch out bappas
By the way, I'm not excited for this week-end's card. Not to be a debbie downer but it's not exciting at all
islam makhachev is the only openly gay male fighter and he's a pound for pound #1 champ. really makes you think.
>>157243689it doesn't
you know you'd probably be the right person to answer the javier question since you probably have an accent
>>157243568It was supposed to be truly finally definitively OVER for Schaub a few months ago. Then he started live streaming and reading donos for content and the hayders lost their minds. Another win for SchGOD.
>>157242747>>157242769Don't worry we got MMAche who is going to flatline KO paddy pimblett at next gen mma and rocket himself into a ufc career
>>157243612He thinks you're Black
>>157243644>>157243658Sad to see.
My turn to be clozzy now?
>>157243736But I've already established multiple times that I have olive skin
I hope strickland is the next retard to beat up some women and go to prison
>>157243689he was gay islam makhachev?
>>157243744check ur dm ;)
>>157242769he's getting a job as a furniture mover actually
>>157242813
>>157243836WOAH WOAH WOAH
UFC still uses the actual media rankings for their booking and promotion so now there's just this really weird dynamic where don't know if they should card about the AI rankings or not and nobody knows who's actually ranked where
Since dicks are gay, if you have a dick, or you fuck dicks, you're gay. Meaning, lesbians are straight and the best base for MMA.
>>157243255heem meet up
had a really good post with the lyrics from in the jungle (beginning refrain and chorus) with malykhin pummeling reug reug but i can't upload images :'(
im pooing
>>157243939How big's your dick?
Here comes my chinese rug!
based Bogdan Gradhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rccLYiwEhE
imagine all the pooing-John Lenan
>>157243998You need to fucking kill yourself.
Heart attack in your sleep is a beast way to die
>>157244003I'm pretty close to that.
>>157244012How big is your dick? Answer me so I can reply "I'm not talking about the one in your ass".
>>157244017My dick? Look inside your ass.
>>157244000wtf
>>157244024
let me poo - dr dre
sarahs poo - hall and oates
you got to show me poo - robyn
im in love with a pooer -tpain
Someoen get this hothead out of here!
going poo in the aeroplane over the sea - neutral milk hotel
We should get Jon Jones up in here one of these days idk
smack my poo up - the prodigy
poo - madonna
*tap tap* this thing work
AAAAAAAND IT'S ALLLL OVER
UFC fighters who only fight cans #34228 : Jon "Bones" Jones
hey leafbro stop making us look bad haha
>>157244119Jones haters about miocis and gane before they fought him>OMG ITS THE HECKING HEAVY WEIGHT GOAT ITS OVER FOR FRAUD JONESJones haters about miocis and gane adter they got fucked up by jon goat jones >these were cans actually
>john paul bought peefl >look up next event>it's on friday>no hype>offensive list of whos whats wheres and brian battleain't finna be litty i fear
>>157244142patience is a virtue *heems you*
>>157244137is that aubrey on the right
>>157244024Bodied that wordsmith
>>157241952Gamrot will get 5 or 6 takedowns and win a boring decision
>>157242023Cyril is the first MMA guy I’ve seen who actually looks like he’s played basketball before. They usually look like retards trying to dribble and shoot
I named my son Gamrot
>>157242023I'm so turned on right now
>>157242035Gamrot is very good he just has zero finishing upside against anyone with a ground game
>>157242813That's right, goy. Shouting is indeed, very soi, not to mention disturbing to those around you.. You should stop doing that. You wouldnt want to be a soilennial!
He knows
Kai Kara Shit
>>157244287swedens first good post
>>157244287Kai Kara BOGA
>AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cums on the thread
>5 day /box/ thread >not even 200 posts Shoulda left it dead
>ITS UP!!!Cooking with Islam! Corn edition (funny moment XD) #funnymodeturnedonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuwhq-4s0A
I found a wild rare Jon
I don't want to rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?'Cause you're keepin' me up all night
>>157244346You just KNOW that DJ is secretly an insecure black supremacist
>>157244328Change the name to /zuffa/ and it'll thrive
>>157244364can anyone so short be a supremacist
Sean Stricklandia
>>157244138ok but how about the fact he got hard play wrestlung with a midget???
>>157244372He lives vicariously through taller and blacker fighters. His breakdown for Sean vs Izzy before it happened was that Jizzy is too black to lose
islam makhachev funny moments #324
>>157244386Fazza Makhachev looks like THAT?!?woah.......
>>157244393clozwagons have to be expensive in dagestan this is an important individual perhaps the local kvass baron himself
>>157244370I've been saying they should change it to /uma/ (unmixed martial arts) it can include RAF, boxing and that korean pull up bar thing
>>157244403carjiutsu too
>>157244386dream scenario for spammy
>get out of chair brazza, no one check your wrestling
>>157244412in fact you can see kvatso trying to weasel out of his depts here
>>157244307Chanko X | John Pork -
>i khave only 300 rubel please i bring rest monday u no dis
Why is Karate Combat livestreaming a MMA sparring session via phone camera?
>>157244442because they don't give a fuck and that's why karate combat >>>>>>>>>> ufc
>>157244432Crafty way to get across the russian way of saying "have", b. I will be adding it to my toolset
I spit on tsingis, pitooey
>>157244378
>>157244332
>>157244532Hair Islam looks like Arman to me
>>157243568
>>157244383Izzy was like a -600 favorite. No one thought Sean had a chance
>Shirvani Muradov is 41 years old. After his triumph at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, the 23-year-old wrestler was forced to virtually retire due to chronic knee injuries. He attempted a comeback in 2012, but health issues prevented him from continuing his athletic career.RAF's pay must be really good
It was a popping club you marks
im gonna
>>157244572wish I had a wrestling career. It's 0 injuries for a good pay to lose to some young prospect
If I were a blood mage I'd cast heemokinesis
>>157244554I did though, fag.
im gona
>>>/v/744650705ufc thread on vheem them all
I hear Tony's own mother wants him popped
>>157244684Oh yeah? Maybe you shouldn't be spreading rumours like that though
>the 23-year-old wrestler was forced to virtually retire due to chronic knee injuries
>>157244694it's sad when they go young like that
im gonna poo
>>157244683They will NEVER go to PC because they know I will be downloading a mod for Raquel "rocky" Pennington's heavy duty nipples
ow its rocky poo
This is how Ian Garry will counter Islam's wrestling.
Nascimento's death is bizarre. He seemed like a very healthy man.
>>157244819Don't remember asking your fucking opinion. *spits*
>Ian Garry? Brazza dis guy no greppling. I gonna sumbit him.
>>157244819I haven't really looked into it. Does seem interesting. We don't know the full story surrounding the situation yet. Waiting for more to come out.
>>157244819He had health problems over the years which is why he was quite inactive despite having a decent record, possibly heart related. Predisposed heart condition + exercising too hard + weight cutting + possibly drug use
>>157244819another vaccident
>>157244819did they say what the cause of death was?maybe its all teh weight cutting
>>157244875Apparent heart attack whilst sleeping
Mohammed "The Motor" Usman
caffeine is a scamstay away from it you guys
Me when Ian "the cuck" Garry beats Islam and the retarded MMA fanbase has a gigantic schizo meltdown and can't cope with the fact that a guy who doesn't talk like a low IQ incel beat the current GOAT of their chud sport.
>>157244902It's always been good to me.
>>157244902Caffeine is scran? Agreed
>>157244813>>157244908that's enough
>>157244884ooooooooof, RIPthats p similar to how my grandpa went out. objectively one of the better ways to go, but still, gone too soon
chopping it up with tucker in the mason lodge ye
>>157244916C'est fini mon frère, fais tes prières, ton frère de religion va se faire tabasser par un cuck.
Why are there no Somalian fighters?Are they perhaps even more shameful than Indians?
>>157244974It's a poor country. MMA coaching is nonexistent.
>>157245011No, I mean there's a state here with tons of Somalis. Aljo and Peeon are Jamaican and got to be champs. Some people don't like to separate the different black races, but you MUST admit that Somalians are different than west africans
aren't somalians pedophiles or something like that
>>157245034they excel at very little keeping it politically correct
>>157245046Somalians are not paedophiles. They might be liars, pigs, idiots, paedophiles, but they are not pornstars.
never even seen one chop wood or carry a cement pag honest sweat is their kryptonite
>>157242691>a boom bap da oom, bap da eena>GO
they are however still superior in every metric to brazilians don't get me wrong there are also less of them chatri be praised
>>157245083I understand that Huezillian is your nemesis but, that's just simply a falsehood and you're morally heeming yourself by bearing false witness
>>157245046Im not a pedophile
>>157245159Not for lack of trying!
>>157241920Just to be clear, everyone associated with mma is homosexual right? From the fighters, the coaches, the commentators and even Dana, all sucking dick on the DL right?
>>157245171Pardon me
It's time to get serious. It's time to get political.
What Francis did to Dana in that room was totally deserved.
>>157245188Vociferous
>>157242674if this were the case 75% of mma fighters would already be dead. gooning after getting out the sauna can be just as fatal as steraloids. or even drinking coffee after a 48hr gaming marathon.
>>157245188Dana Derangement Syndrome
>>157244974eternal famine genetics and inbreeding have robbed them of any athletic ability, similar to indiansthey're also too stupid to understand the intricate chess match that is a high level fight
>>157245188>I will show how much of a piece of shit dude x is by instrumentalising some dudes unfortunate passing for my own pretentious agenda Is he schizophrenic?
>>157244974have you seen somalis?>>157245011what about somali diaspora in other countries? there are millions upon millions of them.
>>157245230>eternal famine genetics and inbreeding>too stupidThen how come there's tons of Irish fighters?
>>157244968je ne suis pas musulman
Whitey Bulger smelt a rat 40 years ago
>>157245243>have you seen somalis?Yeah, they're like 5'11 and 125 lbs. weight cutting GODS
>>157245202Nah, there were better performances and Cain wasn't even heemed, his knee blew out and crumpled as he was going for a takedown. Don't have a problem with it being recorded as a KO but Francis shouldn't have got a bonus for that.
>>157245228this bald retarded nigga really thinks he looks tough or manly but he looks like jeff bezos on steroids and with down syndrome
oooh I’m finna
>>157245244northern hemisphere alcoholic geneticsif you dont understand already i cant teach you bappa
>>157245252they're also built for getting calf kick tkod.
>>157245257I'm not talking about that incident. Another thing happened in that room.
In sure you all look like the top 1% of your respective races.
>>157245273Depends on if you separate the races or arbitrarily just put it into terms of white, black, brown
>>157245273my ass starts halfway up my back like alex pereira but I'm skinny like sean o'malley. I'm hapsplosive with no muscle mass.
i watched dan hooker vs arman and it sucked
>>157245188If dana would have just given Nascimento his big gorrillion dollar payday, he wouldnt have had that heart attack... Chills...
>>157245272What he did to Dana in that room is because Dana didn't give him the Performance of the Night bonus for beating Cain.
>>157245296That payday would have made it happen faster because he totally had a heart attack due to steroids and cocaine
>>157245273I look like this except I'm white and less ugly
dookie dan is scheduled to get battered by a b-league cab driver
>you now remember this fight
>>157245307Sahalahadine.that's how the arabs pronounce it, can you imagine that?
>>157245317what a pillow handed bitch, the diaz brothers are the biggest meme figthers in history, fake tough guys, fake ass bitches, anyone here could beat these bums
>>157245106name 10 great hues
>>157245317For some reason in my memory, Hobbie Hawler just rushed him and Nick gave up. What a nice fella letting the make a wish kid throw at him like that
>>157245334BASADO CARLOS PRACHES x 10
>>157245352he looks tunisian
>>157245343Nick actually set multiple MW records in terms of output in that fight
>>157245332the diaz bros meta is to get their ass beat until the opponent gasses out. once they got washed and started quitting during fights their only path to victory was gone.
people remember garry vs cp as a master class but it was 48-47 and machadoodoo got simulated at the end
derek brunson is in perpetually forward off balance motion.
don't remember people asking
>>157245392>people remember garry vs cp as a master classDo they? I only ever see people talk about Garry getting back up doo'dRegardless, CP has DOWNLOADED the data and will be UPLOADING a simulating at the rematch
>>157245332>>157245376I also started watching in 2016
what ever happened to derek “the one” brunson
daner should have had ddp in the room for the infamous ngannou meeting.
There are probably people here that could be a top 15 UFC fighter in their respective division if they dedicated their life to it, in fact I think most reasonably athletic people could if that was their sole purpose in life.
>when you're blacked out and come to at Titos Cantina
>Ian Garry stars in PETA’s new “The Future Is Plant-Based” campaign>“Before I was plant-based, I was strong. But now I’m on another level. My body works better, my mind is locked in.>This is the future. And the future is powered by plants.”He’s right you know.
>>157245422>in fact I think most reasonably athletic people could if that was their sole purpose in life.Obviously.
>>157245414I've been watching since 2007 and missed less than 5 cards. prelims included.
>>157245423When you're a gay homo and swallow dingus every day (couldn't be me)
>>157245429I'm convinced this is a character
>>157245429most vegans get dementia by 50, just like alcoholics. lack of thiamine
>>157245436he has a ventriloquist arrangement with are layla
>>157245423>when you're blacked out and cum at Titos Cantiner
>>157245422sorry too busy jerking off
>>157245431Yeah but people still have this idea that being a UFC top 15 is a super elite accomplishment, the only real barrier is the opportunity to get there. The truth is there’s like 2-3 guys in each division who are super elite then there are journeymen then everyone else.
>>157245432Shouldn't you have stumbled upon at least one Nick Diaz Strikeforce fight in that time?
Let's go evil
>all good fighters are badclassic /heem/
Guess who is the 4th ranked PooFC heavyweight rn
>>157245455Come on say it with me
>>157245422this is me, look out for a 28 year old kid making his regional debut in the next couple years
>>157245422when you have no life outside of watching mma you naturally develope and extreme level of fight IQ. but had you actually got out and trained, you never would have aquired that fight IQ because you're lost in the sauce. the outside looking in perspective is much more conducive to learning. you learn from others mistakes so that you don't have to make the mistakes yourself. in this world there are doers and thinkers. rarely do people become both. those that do are extraordinary.
>>157241920Jake Shields looking ruff
>>157245463Wtf I literally got out of my chair and started chanting (several neighbors joined in)
>>157245462couldnt tell ya, dont carewhat i can tell you is the number one ranked /heem/ heavyweight is my meng
>>157245453nick was always the better fighter, but that's because he was the brains. nate had more longevity despite being far less talented. neither were ever elite though.
>>157245468You’re acting as if they don’t have time to watch MMA when most of them fight twice a year at absolute best. Difference between them and the observer is they put everything on the line to get there.
>>157245464what's your nickname?
>>157245472can confirm it was heard over the waves and chanted in unison they just said on the evening news
>>157245436>I'm convinced this is a characterListen we've been marks this whole time and we have to admit it. Remember how mad soibois and reddit got at Colby and still get mad at HOK despite them obviously being characters? We're that right now and Miss Ian is brilliant to do the alternative version of the Megachud character
Tito running a peaceful Cantina makes me happy in a way words can't describe
>>157245495I actually got a handy from Juliana MIller as well, which the streets will confirm
>>157245484most people don't waste their saturday afternoon/night watching mma. even more applicable when you're talking soemone that trains full time, has media obligations, and money. most fighters choose to separate themselves from mma when not training to avoid their entire life being put into mma. otherwise you get blownout. that's athletes in general.
>>157245491Lil demon until I go through a crisis after a skid and then I'm coming back as Big Zesty
>>157245491the ghost of general robert e lee. and i get custom venum confederate flag shorts
>>157245512>>157245513ok none of you are getting signed
>>157245510They absolutely have time to watch MMA a few hours a day on their phone
>>157245506likely it will be in the morning broadcast will keep you posted
>>157245502>Don't Till yourselfWise words from the enlightened Cape Coral BADBOY
>>157245482Not elite is OK but saying they were just punching bags that could only outlast people seems like a bit much. Nick being the brain is a probably a question of definition.
>>157245532they don't though. pro fighters are not watching most cards. definitely not watching prelims. etc.very few are students of the game to that degree.
>>157245541It's very obvious that Nick has sentience and introspection whereas nate is legit just a ChicanoWigger
>>157245546I disagree, more often than not, fighters are fitefans. There are a couple who have no idea about the sport and never look at it, but they are cans (D lew)
>>157245541where are the guys nick beat in strikeforce now? they were not ufc level even then. paul daley maybe that's it.
>>157245522wait you haven’t even heard my walkout song
>>157245560they might be "fight fans" but that simply entails watching most of the main cards. they aren't watching literal whos fight on prelims. and they aren't spending every saturday watching hours of fights. you're delusional if you think so. they have too much going on and spend enough time focused on mme. burnout is a real thing if you put all of your eggs into one basket.
barely conscious
>>157245579They are teammates with those literal whos and are watching the literal whos in their own division as well. Listen, bud you're just asserting things you think is the case, but I know for a fact that I'm right, because I consoooooom niche MMA
>>157245593But enough about the last canadian I laid eyes on
>>157245539Here's the original. kekHe's not wrong here either
>>157245598poatan is literally haging out with random OF whores on saturday nights, not watching fights. he goes to the occasional fighter for marketing purposes only.
>>157245607Look how happy he is to house true American patriots
>>157245573alright let's hear it
i watch dan hardy talk about the outside foot battle i reckon i could present a serious problem for anyone on my best night
>>157245611Yeah and Dricus du Plessis follows the sport closely, maintaining that he watches every fight card to study potential opponents and stay immersed in the mixed martial arts world. So, your turn. You also cannot assert that AGPooaton doesn't watch them later on.
>>157245510They train 4-5 hours a day tops. They can watch as much MMA as they want at home when they’re resting.
>>157245623https://youtu.be/naOn6tRdxJU
>>157245510Why are there tons of fighters going into commentary and even self promoted youtube breakdowns for cards? It'd appear to me they're monetizing their love of the game.
five days a week i train three days a week
>>157245643you gonna have a clean shaved head? Signed otherwise fuck off.
I'm such a cazzie but i think it's better than being a nazi
>>157245551Yeah but Nick fumbled despite being set up for stardom and Nate went from 16k prelim shitter to actual stardom. >>157245563Yeah just realized that KJ Noons was worse than I remembered. Zaromskis was a decent win at the time tho
UHHHH TOPIGLETS????WTF IS THIS????
>>157245702not a big deal
>>157245702Guru already debunked this you retarded cazzie
Popping clubs with the boyz got them chuddies big mad
>>157245702
>>157245693That's true, but it wasn't like he was playing chessHe sperged out at Conor like EVERYONE did back then but he luck of the draw would have it that RDA pulled out with a hurt pussy and the rest is history
>>157245733FUCK I realized I'm not a Guru member so I couldn't watch the stream. We really need to start pirating Guru streams now. Fuck that shit!
>>157245742Got damn this is so funny to me everytime I see itYogart bros.....we're mmm
>>157245702If Ferran Torres and Tecia Torres-Pennington had a child, would that child be like super gay or double gay or bisexual or like hetero because minus times minus?
It’s upJRE Rico Verhoeven https://youtu.be/y9KNLlRE2HQ
>>157245755the fans
>>157245756claude summarise this
>>157245756nice cant wait to hear what rico thinks about trump, vaccines, covid and how science is religion
>>157245756Wowie zowie let me tell my son to fuck off
how the fuck is yarear ranked above gene
Clita browns are chimping out on a Xitter GEEEEEEEEEEG
I shot up to 235lbs to find my natural weightclass. It turned out not to be my natural weightclass in terms of athleticism, but whenever I poop at this weight I get really hot and sweaty and it is like a sauna, so I think it is my natural weightclass in terms of enjoyment of life.
>>157245429https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H3djRBllKe4based grass eater
>>157245429>plant-basedA mcdouble is plant-based
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Stayvan
GTFIHTFIHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQG-HNm0CUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQG-HNm0CUare luke (thomas, mma analyst and long standing personality) is serving bombs on legacy media
>>157245871Yeah plant it in my tummy and that's fuckin' based, brudda
>>157245911>02:42-02:45gotta love the lukester>>157245913there's one here >>157245761
>>157245911Luke "Get's Political" ThomasReal LGPT nigga richea
>>157245916oh shit
come to think of it since faguette is going nowhere and i need a new toby i might take patron of the thing
>>157245946>>157245946>>157245946
>>157245882very funny...>>157245926stop bullying me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
