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No one will care about sub-par mls games once the Premier League starts in a few weeks
>>157244111That’s the 411
going to my loons tonight, expecting a real empty stadium and an 0-1 loss to a terrible juarez
Leagues cup tonight
>>157244348i hate all the fake shit mls uses to grab attentiondump the all star gamedump leagues cup
>>157244111Truth nuke
Sad that Berhalter is leaving, who is his replacement?
US soccer to play Peru, Chile, Mexico, Canada in the Sept/Oct window
>>157244806USL is poorer and gayer
>>157244847>uh but have you seen the messi FC money MLS gets????
>>157244865I'm sure you'll get enough people to sign up for USL Premier any day now
>>157244880>at least MY pyramid scheme has lots of money!genuinely embarassing, m8
>>157244898Wasn't it revealed that the Clippers gave a deal to Kawahi Leonard through a USL team to circumvent the cap?
>>157244917hell if I know, I dont follow the NBA
What is the Leagues Cup and will winning it bring my team respect on /sp/?
>>157245078>Canadian team>respect
>>157244898>Vancoomer Whitespaffs
>>157244111based >>157244348no one wants to watch this chislop
I know the Fan Base is crying bloody murder right now but I like the move for Chucky Lozano, its not Ideal, but if the money is right it fine by me.
>>157246715Can't seem to care that much about it. Wrote off the team completely last year, the same this year.At least >we won the cup when we could.
>>157246767That 2024 season was a fever dream, it feels like an eternity ago.......Eh still love me Galaxy simple as
>>157244111the Farmers League is the MLS but with good marketing
>>157244581Manager wants a cheap young replacement in the short term
There’s a USL team near me, should I expect the fans to be limpwrist faggots like the MLS?
>>157247630Yes
>>157247572And better players, and better coaching, and better fans and better aesthetics
>>157247630Welcome to American divegrass, you can kick out the faggots if you get enough right wing /pol/acks if you care enough.
Jesus
>new playoff systemAnother one?
>>157247630Not reallyI live in Oakland and it's mostly poor blacks and poor latinos, with the occasional conservative white and they all hate fagsI saw an antifa banner hung up on the other side of the pitch but nobody noticed it or commented on it because of the Pittsburg High School marching band being amazing and the fact that the Oakland Roots blow ass
>Portland is getting a new stadium>This is USL
>>157249264It's called the Oakland Roots
>>157249285SOVL
US U-20s playing Guatemala rn with a spot in the U-20 world cup on the line
>>157249395Uh-oh
>losing to squatemalabros....
WE'RE SO BACK
Guatemala is out playing us brosIt might be tied but wtf
Liga memexico sisters...
>>157249820MLS teams always shit the bed when they have to play in Mexico, this is why they never win the CONCACAF CL.
I thought every Liga Memex team was getting a home game wtf
Look at this point you just need to play murderball too
>Female ref
Leagues cup seems like a fun idea but people don't care that much about MLS so its not as cool is it could be. There's nothing else on so I will watch it.
Why do the Saudis need to shill the Public Investment Fund at the U-20 CONCACAF championship?
I CAN'T SCORE
>guateMALA
GOOD GUYS LEAD
Do teams put on their best line up for the Leagues Cup or is it a meme and no one cares?
>>157250410Idk Charlotte was mostly rotated
WE'RE ON OUR WAYON OUR WAYTO UZBEKISTANAND AZERBAIJAN
Wut the fuck is this?
Jajajajajajajaja los pumbas
loonsbros we fucking SUCK
>penalty kicks with two shit keepers
>>157244041>we careI don’t
>>157251200And you matter because?
>>157244806Ngl boss El Trafico is a kino derby name
>>157251530Not at all
>>157251789Y r u gay?
>>157244806>Name redirects to a real estate listing websiteIts real. lmfao
>>157251200we the people
More Leagues Cup
uh oh cuck azul
>miami already losingmessibros....
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Apparently Jesse Marsch is coaching the young leafs in Mexico
Who else but MESSI?
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Why does Fox have real announcers for this Canada-Jamaica game and didn't have them for USA-Guatemala?
Pop quiz: Without looking it up, what is the exact format of the leagues cup this year?
>>157259555Ummm, from last night broadcasts they said there's three groups of three teams that play each other (3 points win, 2 points shootout win, 1 point shootout loss) and then the top two teams make it into the knockout except some teams get a by but I forget why.
>>157259764Actually it's 2 groups1 liga mx, 1 mlsTop 4 performing teams from each group advanceSo each game is not two teams competiting against each other but 2 teams performing against other teams
we are so back landers bros
I ate an entire pizza...
>>157260634Nothing wrong with enjoying the MLS and some delicious food.
>>157260756My plumber will never forgive me for what I'm about to do to this toilet.
>faggot rainbow flag behind the goalwhat is wrong with these idiots
>>157260797Same with maid with mine. It overflowed all over that bathroom so she has that to look forward to in the morning. Already texted her to let her know
>>157261380the smell?
meme penals coming up in LA
>that landycakes storyyeah he's a fucking schizo
>>157261930>slept through the entire second half>missed nothing of valuewhat an incredible sport
Imagine sitting behind the goal they don't choose for the shootout. lmao. refund policy?
>doesn't get kicked out>jerks off on camera after the goalbased chi
chibass KWAB'd by LAFormerChivas
WOOO FUCK YEAH FUCK CHINGAS
my team lost tonight
>>157262284My team slurped a 0-0 against Vegas
More leagues cup
>>157263639Vegas Lights games are probably supremely comfy. Every time I've traveled there during their season recently they haven't had a home game thoughmst.
:)
>>157266579hope philly, chicago, and austin lose
houston dynamo let's fucking go
Why are the MLS teams more rotated than Liga MX?
>matt freese playing out of his minddickhead
How has DOOP not scored?
>>157270852they have more depth?
>>157271937They just got robbed, ref and VAR ignored an obvious penalty
>>157271479Freese has always been a great shot stopper. Just not always a good or smart keeper.
my niggas just lost
>>157272074why'd he do it man
>every shot of the portand timbers crowd has a trans flag in itwhat is wrong with these people
Based Fire
>>157266579We won NYC bros
How we feeling Charlotte sisters?
>>157273108Cry about it, bitch
>>157274459you will be buried underneath a tombstone bearing your male name
>>157274459Your "vagina" is nothing but a gaping axe wound that your body is desperately trying to heal and it will rot and fester like what remains of your personality
>Mbokazi officially out for the season
>>157274649>>157275216Seething lmao
>>157247630I have been to Rhode Island, Hartford Athletic and Portland Hearts of pine games. I don't think the majority of any of the fans at those teams games care only about using the event to push their politics rather than supporting the team. However Detroit City FC are very much like that type of team.Most of the people going to these games are families with kids who play soccer, college students who play soccer, or locals supporting the team including a surprising amount of boomers.
>Sign Chucky>Sign Sergi RobertoWE ARE SO BACK!
>>157278446why is he so dark
>>157279729he represents los angeles
>>157279729illegal alien
phili union was robbed last nighthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLbW_y9sIpw
I said…HOW WE FEELING CLITIZENS????
>>157279862Liga MX clearly gets ref biased vs. MLS and im tired of pretending they don't
>>157280332They really need to stop with the third world refs, should just be americans and canadians. Hire europeans too.
>>157244041booba
>Murderball with CIN-PUM
>>157244041i need some milk
my loons are not losing
>stutter steppingdeserved
my loons are losing
damn there are a lot of mexicans in mini soda
Big fan of Camila.
US and Mexico play Sunday for the U20 championshipMexico has also qualified for the 28 OlympicsDid you know the 28 Olympics is just 12 teams?What the fuck?And Concacaf just gets 1 team now
>>157278115>Hartford athletic, Rhode IslandFellow New Englander?
>>157291062>And Concacaf just gets 1 team nowThat's because we automatically get the 2nd slot for hosting.
Game todayNew England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo 4:30 Eastern Time
>>157292668redpill me on them, I am going to watch
>>157292668houston dynamo let's fucking go
mlelsoy has been boring this week Im probably not gonna watch a cincy game for a month
gooooal
gooooaaaal again
pathetic effort
Is this good or bad?
>>157294704The lad gives good value for his quality
my team didnt lose tonight but they didnt win either :|
>>157296687kwab
>easier time finding UK league B streams than MLS streamsIs it because of Apple or is MLS dead again?
>>157297242Yeah Apple goes all out against streaming, it's very hard to find apple mlb games too.
>>157297306Fuck Tim faggot.
>>157297242i just use vipbox
DALLAS GOAL BY THE BEAVER FARRINGTON
My team finally scored against Chivas
>ap*le muting the puto chantGame’s gone
>well good thing you're not allowed to bring an oversized purse to the gamekek
>Flare on the fieldSOVL
hahaha fuck off chivass
>chivas shitted on again Kek
GET FUCKED CHIVASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I never thought about how weird it was to get a YouTube ad on Apple TV
Fuck you, Monterey Bay. Roadrunners own ya!
lol that guy with teh LGBTQZ flag is waving like it's D day at Iwo Jima. He must be getting paid to do this shit.
Wtf is Toluca doing? 0-0 against LAFC on the first half, the absolute state.
>>157298362LAFC is the new retirement home. They're just buying players left and right.
>>157244806Who should I support in the USL?
>>157302166My New Mexico United :)
Come on Fire!
US u-20s lost to MexicoConsidering it was the C squad not a bad result
Freese is a KWAB
Are u ready for Chucky Lozano, Galaxy chads?
>>157307650Aging truly is a curse.
>>157307650He's not good and he's never been good
>>157302166my republicies
Baaased Fire!
>>157302166My RootsThey really need it right now
>>157308015Sacramento. Home.
>portland>not a tranny flag in sighti'd ask if this is portland maine but they're the same way. what went right?
>>157308052Mexicans keeping them in check
>port1and
>>157308040I say this and look like this
>>157308052I opened the game up and there one was right at the corner.
>>157308080I can't find it. I am...immune.
>>157308080Oh gross I found it. The players have to be embarrassed by this right? Like they could be playing for a European team with a supporter's group full of unironic neo-nazis but this is what they have to deal with.
When will the Club America fans do the Puto chant?
Why doesn't MLS just buy USL and use them as the minor leagues? Just copy baseball.
>>157308376because theyre a dogshit pyramid scheme only interested in lining their pockets before the next league collapse, not actually developing US soccer
>>157308376They already have their minor league>>157308389what country's league system is actually geared towards that?Youth development is a happy little accident
>>157308376Buy them with what money?
>>157307650He's gonna fleece them
Guys, I'm thinking about flags again....
>>157308606Faggot
>>157308376It's not going to happen soon, but what's going to happen is eventually USL will start pro/rel between it's levels, and eventually they'll join with MLS.
I take it the Club America supporters won't be chanting Puto tonight since they're winning.
does Liga MX kinda suck?
>>157308951I am thinking Liga MX doesn't have the depth as MLS, but the top teams in Liga MX are greater than the top teams in MLS.
>>157307650EEEEEEEEEEHHHHH CHUUUUCKY LOZAAAAAAAANOO
>>157308951They're home babbies, which is why they dominate the champions league while getting btfo in leaguesc up
>>157309329The opposite, in the champions cup all teams play home and away and the MLS teams always collapse in Mexico. MLS teams can't perform outside of home.
>>157308407>They already have their minor leagueWhy no relegation then?
>>157308376MLS doesn’t want to take any risk at all which, their entire structure functions as a way to minimize risk.
>>157309580The MLS owners negotiated no-relegation when the MLS was founded to secure finances for the owners. They knew relegation would be a death sentence for prospective buyers and so designed the league to be able to stay afloat by having fixed topflight revenue for all MLS owners. They still almost went bankrupt in early 2000s. If beckham doesnt sign for galaxy because posh spice forced him to, there is a good chance whole league would have went bankrupt
>>157310678Wouldn't have said that they would have gone bankrupt in 07 because the league was expanding again by thay pointBut there were other instances where this was the caseFamously in 2000 where apparently on a conference call where they were finalizing the details of folding the league, Lamar Hunt (the guy the AFC Championship trophy was named after) convinced everyone to stay on boardThe commissioner basically said it out loud: there's no reason to think about pro/rel right now because it's going to be hard to convince anyone that it's a worthwhile investment. Even outside of the franchise fee it's at least $150-$200 million to get a MLS team ready
>>157307199>>157308015>>157308038All are being taken into consideration. I'll do some research.
Feel like pure shit just want him back x
>>157307650See>>157278446We have bee ready! GALAXY CHADS RISE UP!
>>157311489
TURDean, 16yo soccer player
Upcoming Matches>Aug 15Toronto FC v New England RevolutionCharlotte FC v Columbus CrewOrlando City SC v FC CincinnatiCF Montreal v D.C. UnitedAtlanta United v NY Red BullsNashville SC v Inter MiamiHouston Dynamo v LA GalaxyColorado Rapids v Sporting Kansas CityReal Salt Lake v Minnesota United FCLAFC v San Diego FCSan Jose Quakes v St. Louis City SC>Aug 16Chicago Fire FC v Portland Timbers NYCFC v Philadelphia UnionAustin FC v FC DallasSeattle Sounders v Vancouver Whitecaps
>>157311188For me it's Sebastian Berhalter.
what I really liked about the WC was seeing a lot of women in USA bikinis, don't care about results, I just like women in USA bikinis
whitecaps sign berhalters replacement, also in on going negotiations with daniel gazdag of the columbus crew.
>>157313324Would almost certainly have to be
>>157313353Redpill me on the Toronto team. Their stadium is right by the Jays' just a little to the side
>>157313437Kinda assLong departure from the Giovinco daysThey also have a tendency to buy USMNT guys for some reasonThey bought Sargent from Norwich City and it hasn't really worked out for him and they lie 6 points from the playoff
>>157273327pissed about the Pep biel red but at least he'll get some rest. just gotta take care of business this week
Montreal just signed Alexis Sanchez
>>157313324>gazdagI still love him but you're getting scammed. He's been shit for Columbus, his time there exposed him.
BOSS
>>157315911Was unaware Saputo still remembered he had a team
>>157315911He probably thinks he’ll have a nice retirement in MLS like Messi, but he’s just going to freeze to death in Canada
>>157317732MLS is a summer league, Canada is where you want to be
>>157317740>MLS is a summer leagueWe won't be after the schedule changes.
MLS should unironically sign Mora. It's not like he's gonna get the spotlight here because he's not from Club América
>>157317922Montreal will likely play at a renovated Big O come the new calendar switch.
>>157269382They don't want to going the USL Prem route with the new stadium not unlike Detroit?
>>157319456They're still trying fix that stadium? Hasn't it just been one big waste of money?
>>157319511The long-standing issue was the orignal concrete roof, which was badly designed and made games unsafe to attend if there was heavy rain or snowfall. The current renovation is fixing that with a new translucent one along with the other renovations being enacted to make it more soccer friendly as per the original pic I shared.
my loons lose again tonightno one will be there to see it though
>>157320484Good, all tranny flag teams don't ever deserve to win
>>157321562a league with no winnerwhat an interesting prospect
holy shit evander
that colin jost commercial pisses me off. i don't like the way that guy's face is shaped. know nothing about him as a person!
Pumas chimpout
>>157324930many such cases
the yellawood commercial with the 3d animated beavers creeps me out
what the fuck is this
>>157321562Cry more, bitch
>>157320484HOLU PWE WON?
lel I didn't watch this one, what happened?
>>157329222first guy argued with refkeeper ran all the way up to half to take the free kick and pushed the ref [not hard] outta the way, kek
For me, it's the Riverhounds
the leagues cup is so fucking gay and needs to be done away with. its not a real competition without a home/away format and its just a glorified exhibition series. the stadiums are all empty because mls fans don't care about it no matter how hard the league tries to astroturf it, and the mexican fans don't show up anymore because the novelty of seeing their team in the US has worn off and they lose most of the time anyway. its retarded the league pauses play for this shit.
>>157330060Leagues cup makes money and gets sponsors so no it will continue
Athletic Club Boise vs. Sporting FC today
>>157332825for me its el paso locomotiv
>>157332831for me it's indy eleven and corpus christi fc
never forget afc anchorage
>>157332866Hell yeah
>women commentator
Even Seattle can't host a true home game against Chivas. It might actually be over.
>>157335572There's no way this tournament is making money, they might give it one last go before calling it quits.
>>157335572this is a lelgamx country
>>157335727https://www.leaguescup.com/partners/They get plenty
>>157335727Do you see the chis in the stands? Mlels and ligma are milking them dry
>mexican ref>US team getting no callsLike clockwork.
So I went to the LAFC game and I brought a water bottle with me like I usually do to Dodgers games and they made me pour the water into a big ass cup before I went in the stadium. Is this normal in MLS stadiums now or is it just an LAFC thing? This was my first MLS game in three years.
>>157337466>he thinks people actually go to MLS games
>>157339566this, leagues cup games have only had like 16-18k people lmao
>>157340240GA prices seemed inflated from the CHI tax
Union put in a bunch of nobody reserve players for this game, they've decided the slim chance of advancing even with a win isn't worth it. I'm not even mad, this tournament sucks and >we have some momentum in MLS to keep up.
What a stupid ass format for a competition that shouldn't exist
>fire
How the fuck did dithe AND zinc BOTH miss that??
>>157346226Didn't miss that time.
CHRIS BRADY
>>157244111yeeeep facts
WELL WELL WELL
STALL THAT MOTHERFUCKERSDITHEJANE!
Cruz Azul: Wait Chicago we can both get in if we drawChicago: No.
>>157346482Based.
so when the heck are leagues cup playoffs
>>1573508882 weeks
>>157350930this tournament is so dumbif they absolutely have to do it, they should make it mid-week and spread it out over the entire season
>>157351007I mean next year it will be at the start of the season so it won't be as jarring
What a meme tournament
>>157352124Fire to win it allEnjoy watching GGG lift that meme trophy but lift it nonetheless
>>157352124hoping for columbus or salt lake
Question for the thread:If (You) could own a new MLS/USL club, what would (You) name it?
>>157355890Depends on the city or region. The connection with it has potential to be good like the "Chicago Fire" which is brilliant.
>>157355890Some trite cringe shit like "X United" or "Inter X" or "X FC" probablybut it's kind of hard to come up with a decent football club game that's not one of those without it sounding like some literally who sunday league meme shit
>>157356326Honestly don't mind Inter Miami or Houston Dynamo or even Real Salt Lake because while they're rip-offs, at least it seems like a compromise between regular American and foreign nomenclatureThe X FC stuff really pisses me off. United too, although I can excuse DC and Minnesota. Atlanta should change their name though
>>157356382Is having an actual team name instead of the "real" and "FC" stuff cringe for European teams?
>>157356411I mean in England they have rugby teams like Leicester Tigers, Exeter Chiefs, and Bristol Bears so I don't think they're completely against the concept
>>157356411every club desperately wants to sound historied and important like the best teams, I guessimagine if the NFL was like that and half the league was just shit like>Atlanta Cowboys>Baltimore Patriots>Kansas City Cowboys>Houston Patriots>Los Angeles Cowboys>Seattle Cowboys>Indianapolis Patriots
>>157352124When's the dates for each?
>>157355890City/State Animal SC
>>157355890Inter Chicago United FC
Missi
Finally some real games. I did not care for the leagues cup.
>mussi
>>157355890[City] SC
sam surridge literally got fucked by thai ladyboys
daaaaaang that sick trickshot flick inI kneel
the absolute STATE of Pissi lmaothis shit needs to end like 6-1
>>157371983reddit faggot of the year award goes to (you)
lol the revs lost to Toronto
>MLS goalkeeping
>>157372008post aging like spoiled milk within 5 minutes, KWAB
oh wow
>>157372175And this is Messi's fault how?
>>157372144Hating on Messi is reddit althoughbeit. Little man just wants to play some soccer.
>pessi without fifa intervention
kwabbi
>>157372689lmao this.
holy kek that missmy loons are absolutely gonna give this away though
Miami has such dogshit defending and goalkeeperAny random day you can expect a team scoring 2 to 4 goals minimumnonexistent midfield too.Send Casemiro back to the Brazilian slums
NM United win again! Those boys are hot rn.
>>157373809>get GKOTY>turns out he was a system babbylul
my team won tonight
>>157375585>my dynamo are top of the westI know it will end tomorrow when vancouver likely beats seattle, but this makes me happy.
>>157382886kek
>>157372282Why can't he score goals?
Lewandowski time boys
>>157386285Never heard of her
they play both footballs at once
>>157386300This won't be a problem in a few years. The Fire will be the primary tenant Soldier Field soon.
can that whore shut up finally
fucking hell
>>157386314Until McDonald's ParkYes that's what's going to be it's name
BASED FIRE
Someone needs to stop me before I start believing in this shit team again
>Austin using purple kitsThanks doc
>>157387888If they score will the lights be purple
>Christian Ramirez is still playing in MLSI completely forgot about that guy
>>157388093LOONS LEGENDFUCK BILL MAGUIREFUCK MANNY LAGOSthey also fucked over Robin Lod and we're clearly being punished for it
About to show Seattle whose boss around here.
>+10
>poostinFeels good man
>giant tranny flags waving in the standsI guess what else would you expect from seattle, but I feel kind of bad for regular people who try to be fans of some of these teams and have to put up with that shit
>>157388732>standsyou forgot the uniforms, corner flags, and every ad board in the stadium
>>157388732I remember going to the home opener in Houston vs Chicago this season. Sat close to the away fans section. They brought a giant tranny flag with the Chicago badge on it. So happy we ended up winning, but yeah it's these guys that make shit worse. Not saying we don't see our fair share of gay flags, but it seems like every non-spic city is just flooded with liberal shit. I remember seeing Palestine stuff for a little while too.
>>157388769not a one of the idpol weirdos even follow the sports at all, eitherthey're just there because it's an alt-sport in the US and the stadiums allow that political bullshit in in the first place
>>157388309I now remember Miguel Ibarra
>>157388732>regular peopleLarge majorities of the US support trans people both generally and in regard to specific rights/issues. It turns out you're the weird freak in the minority that gets triggered by a flag.
You've accepted that he's the future GOAT, right anon?
>>157388921Not a Philly fan, but I feel a little sad seeing both brothers not starting together lately. I really like when bros play together like in the Revs and Seattle with the Gil and Roldan pairs.
>>157388945They're easing Quinn back with his recovery from an ACL tear. He started a couple of the Leagues Cup games, so he should be back to full fitness soon and he'll be starting. And then hopefully I never have to see Indiana Vassilev's stupid fucking face ever again.
>>157388961Ah ok ok. Yeah I mostly just watch my team so I wasn't in tune to the injury. Happy he's coming back to full form.
Nouhou is such a brainlet
>>157388902the turtle who couldn't run
test
>>157395604Did you pass?
>>157395639yesss
Why is KC paying $18M for a guy with a Transfermarkt value of €6M
>>157399541I noticed that too but then I read an article that explained it. His actual value is higher.>Luiz’s play during the first half of the season earned the attention of Portuguese giants Benfica, who reportedly offered Rio Ave $15 million for Luiz.>Rio Ave declined the offer and instead moved him to Olympiacos for a smaller fee.>How did Olympiacos win out? Rio Ave and Olympiacos are owned by the same man, Evangelos Marinakis, who seemed to have moved the player from one club to another at a discount.>Luiz was used sparingly off the bench for Olympiacos and never seemed to fit stylistically. Sporting KC wasn’t the only club that saw the situation and was interested.>Benfica and its rivals FC Porto had rumored interest. Joining Sporting were Premier League side Sunderland and Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves), recently relegated to the Championship. Wolves reportedly made a bid, but it was rejected because Sporting had already outbid them.
>>157399541because they are in kansas city
Mark McKenzie is coming home to the Union. Toulouse is going to keep him until January, and the fee is ~$2.5 million. Kind of surprising to me that he's that cheap. They sold him to Genk for over $6 million in 2021.
>>157399635Why are you waiting so long? Why not bring him back now?
>>157399671From Tom Bogert:>McKenzie is in the final year of his contract and Toulouse made it clear they would not let the player leave this summer, so the clubs found a compromise for a winter move.>He moved to Toulouse in 2024 and remains a key player and leader for the club, hence the French team’s reluctance to let him go this summer.
>>157399686Why is he surplus to requirements in January but not now?
Who is Coming Home next?
>>157400029Weah and Trusty
>>157400029Where is Tillman nowadays?
>>157400592Funny you should ask...
>>157400778How bad was he for Neverkusen?
tanner tessmann
Zavier Gozo to Crystal Palace now confirmed. Fee is ~$15m.
>>157400084>weahplease no
It's gameday, mlsbros. Who ya got?
>>157411607I NEED a Lewy brace Orlando City doesn't have good D. I NEED it. Lewy brace is NEEDED.
>Messi vs Frankie WestfieldMARQUEE MATCHUP
The Subaru Park grass looks fucking awful. Embarrassing.
>mlels thinks they can compete with the Premier League, La Liga, the NFL and CFB next seasontip top kek
>DC United game>have to listen to a woman commentatorlife is pain
>>157413335They're already doing that
>>157413335you yurodickrider fags have built up EPL so much that I'm going to watch this upcoming season (Brighton innit) and am expecting every fucking game to be unironically S tier national team levels of play. Better not be disappointed
>>157413532Wasn't Montreal going to relocate?
>>157411607Houston baby. I hope we can do it.
Bruno Damiani makes me want to kms. >We should have 4 goals in this half.
Ball don't lie. They tried to rig it and Iloski and Pierre said no.
fucking DC United, man... jfc
JFC the Union can't finish for shit. They've had so many perfect chances, they should have like 8 goals.
Fire pls
Nathan Harriel just locked up Messi 1v1 in open space. He was called offside in the end but what an effort.
Why is Sporting KC so bad bros? I thought they were the soccer capital of the USA?
>>157414101>>157414163>>157414183>>157414319is this the typical MLS team experience in a nutshell?
>>157414319They're just one year into the decade-long post-Vermes rebuild. The whole organization was built on his vision, and they waited too long to get rid of him once he started falling off.
>getting hat-trick gaped by a nigerianI need a new team, bros. Preferably a non-draw-merchant one that wins more than 15% of their matches
>>157414347For bad teams yes
California Clasico today, ladsSan Jose @ LA GalaxyFUCK HOLLYWOOD AND FUCK LA
>>157414414What a bizarre pic to use
>>157414468man wish we had a california clasico like this again
FIGHT IN CHESTER>FIGHT IN CHESTERFIGHT IN CHESTER>FIGHT IN CHESTERFIGHT IN CHESTER>FIGHT IN CHESTERFIGHT IN CHESTER>FIGHT IN CHESTER
>>157414414>can't even be assed to use their goyslop AI tokens to change the logosTypical Silicock Tranny
>>157414493Ian Frey tried to teabag Quinn Sullivan, who then tackled Frey. Cavan came over to defend his brother and got punched in the face.
everyone on miami is a damn nigger
>>157414515Quinn innocent. The takedown was justified.
fuck pissi
Based Lewy PK
Thank God Brady
FIRE IT UP
oh brucie is with the bad guys nowi forgot
>>157415300Bruce has never not been "with the bad guys"
>>157415336he's with the bad bad guys now
lel
Fuck Miami, and fuck Messi
>Houston top of the Westvery nice
>>157415391Minnesota's badge is so fucking cool, manShame it's wasted on a shit team.
Well this is fucking gay
Also it fucking happened again
>>157418699>nordecke that emptykwab
>>157418668One step closer to the shield being the more respected trophy
>>157418668jfc
I have PhDs in quantum electrical chemical biophysics and linear topological complex algebra and I don't understand any of this chart.
playoff overhaul fatigue
>>157418699Lmao wtf how
>>157419974What exactly was the issue with the old format?
>>157422141more is more, and more is better, apparently
>>157422141In a league without relegation, it's going to be hard to get people to care about teams on the bottomWhat exactly is KC and Atlanta plsying for right now?Especially since the draft is basically meaninglessI feel like the easy solution would be Apertura and Clausura seasons
>>157419974This is actually not a terrible system in general, but the major problem with it is expanding the field. 20 teams out of 30 in the playoffs is absurd.
>>157419974there was zero reason to ever abandon the single-elim bracket with seeds 1-8
>>157414414Not So Fast Smurfs!
>>157429734Never change, MLS. >We must be the top league in the world for teams scoring goals and/or picking up points playing down a man.
>>157430064OH NO TEAMS PLAY HARD AND SQUEEK OUT WINS! THIS MEANS THE LEAUGE IS SHIT!
>Long Island is getting a USL League One team>Reno is getting a USL Championship teamWhat will they be named, bros?
>>157431110I never said the league is shit. I love our meme league. It just feels like this happens a lot, more than other places. It happened to >my Union a few weeks ago, >we actually went down 2-0 after Fatlanta got a red, though >we came back to win in the end.
>>157431949Strong Island UnitedReno Gold Rushers
#SavedTheCaps
>>157432679Good news happy for them
>>157431949wait, Reno is getting another team?
>>157431949hope they call it 1868 like the old onethe rivalry begins anew
DisCo report out for Union-Miami>Cavan Sullivan's red card suspension was rescinded on appeal >Messi was fined an undisclosed amount for slapping Quinn Sullivan >Ian Fray was fined an undisclosed amount for instigating the fight by stepping over Quinn Sullivan >No additional punishment (yet) for Quinn Sullivan for tackling Fray>No additional punishment (yet) for Yannick Bright for punching Cavan
>>157442963fuck Miami
Lots of games today, should be a blast!
mlels not ready for USL Premier
>>157449271>NFL not ready for the United Football League
>>157449271who?
we are so back lagfags
He won't save our shit team, but I'm a big Nono enjoyer.It's a trip to think DC United was once a dominant team in the league ages ago
>>157449271nigga USL isn't ready for USL Premier lmao
>>157449271>>157450309there is a 0.00% chance USLP is getting off the ground without hella waivers AND absorbing 50%+ of USLC to the point where USLC wouldn't have a point in existing.USLP just isn't going to have the number of teams they need. And if they ever get off the ground, they'll drop the pro/rel shit after like 1-2 years.
FIRE SCORES
Oh fuck, forgot he joined montreal.
>>157450383Idk why the USL thinks they can do pro/rel and the DI shitRight now the 2nd best team in the league is the Charleston battery and they play on a small college field
>>157450654>and they play on a small college fieldSo?
>>157450729They aren't gonna be able to afford a $20 million roster to stay in MLS
>>157450729so it matters when like every single team in the league has venues that house like 5K people, max, and can't even fill them a quarter of the way on any given night
>>157450778MLS doesn't factor into it. USL pro/rel would be between the USL tiers.The biggest issue is that like maybe 5 teams in the entire USL have the money / interest to even consider jumping through the hoops required by USSF for a D1 league
>>157450654They listened to pro/rel fags online believing they could attract them to watch the league. The problem is those guys don't watch or sometimes even know who their local team is. 99% of them are EPL or La Liga fans who shit on MLS for not being "high-quality." Of course they're not gonna care about teams worse than SKC, they only like the idea of some MLS collapsing because of the hecking sovlful USL.
>>157450862Are they aspiring to be a D1 league by the USSF standards in the short term?
>>157450934>The problem is those guys don't watch or sometimes even know who their local team isunironically that's why at least my USL Championship team would be fine regardless of the tier. The only people who attend the games are boomers who go cause it's a cheap thing to do, and edgy soi and troon tier people who think this is some niche alt-sport no one's heard of
>>157450941they're required to be a D1 league by USSF standards, my guy. USSF has to sanction any pro league in the country
How do you say retirement league in french canadian?
sometimes I fantasize about what it must be like to have a team that doesn't suck fat cock
holy retardo, what the hell was that
>let go best strikers and players for pennies >still winningHow do they do it
that was the game chucky
kek why is dc united so shitty now
>>157450995But if MLS is the highest league recognized, why does D1 matter? And again, why do they require USSF's blessing outside of continental competition and US open cup
Messibros...
This dogshit club Miami is ruining Messi's legacy... He's the only one who consistently scores in it.That washed fraud Suarez isn't doing anything, to tht point even DE PAUL is more valuable than him.1 vs 21Jordi Alba and Busquets leaving doomed them because their defense is garbage
Well the Fire still didn't lose technically
>>157451756Ask the NASL
It's the Whitecaps world and we're all living in it.
my loons gonna lose
>>157452433My Burn…
St Louis is winning in spite of everything
>Houston lossMight be over but at least we still have 2nd (cope)
>>157451856Messi is the one wanting to fill the squad with shit argies, it's on him
>>157452437well this would be a collapsecannot believe yeboah has scored TWO non-pens
2-0...the most dangerous lead...
>>157451485>>157452771selling Hartel AND Lowen for pennies on the dollar is utter retardation, what are they doing
>5an 1oseHow the fuck do you lose to Minnesota, at home, 1-5?
>>157454594san jose are now 1-1-8 or something
>>157244041There are maybe like, only a few thousand American women left that look like that.
>>157458309kyndra was talking about it cuz she saw it lol. full cup straight to the back, that's why the trainer was toweling him
What an incredible slate for a beautiful Soccer Sunday. All eyes will surely be on MLS soccer. Don does it again.
>>157465134KC being a dumpster fire is not a surprise, but Atlanta being one is
>>157465134Revs vs NYCFC is a good matchup althoughbeit>>157465786Not the Atlanta of the last 2 seasons
my niggas lost
>>157465786Fatlanta has never once been good. Their state at the moment, the endless misses on big signings, the complete lack of identity and effort, etc. just makes me even more confident their cup win was rigged for them.Josuck Floptinez was a pk-babby.
>>157467102>endlessWe just signed Breel Embolo. Its ended.
>>157467148>We just signed Emmanuel Latte Lath. Its ended.
>>157244111This is what keeps me from getting into MLS. Most of our good athletes are in other sports, and it's just so much more fun being an american fan of an english team because I annoy the lifers so much. Along with a minority that actually welcome me which is nice.
>>157467555supporting a team on the other side of the ocean does little to improve the game at home
>>157467590Until the american youth really take to it on a larger scale (which to be fair it is gaining popularity) it doesn't matter
>>157467555>>157467590literally nothing's stopping you from supporting your favorite PL team by day and your local shit MLS team by night
>>157244111>>157467555>the players have to be the best in the world for me to watchWhat a sad way to live your life as a sports fan
>>157467965They're frontrunning bandwagoners. Probably dodgers fans too
>>157467965I have limited free time and I’m not going to use it watching a shit product when a better one is available
>>157468150lmfao, how cringe and woman-coded. Imagine having a consensus-based morality of I ONLY DO THE MOST POPULAR THING THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOESfuck off, idiot
>>157468150You do not know enough about soccer to be able to tell the difference between high level leagues like the EPL or the MLS. Stop being a retard and just support your local team.
>Ctrl F>btr>0 resultsa whole generation has moved on bros
>>157468150>bro doesn't support his localgrim
>>157468181>>157468360My nearest “local” team is 2 states away or a 8 hour drive
>>157468260it has been almost a decade anon.cf salad hasn't won anything in that time either
>>157468409>no high schools or colleges within 600 milesi doubt that
>>157467988
>>157468409what state/city?
>>157465134lel
>>157468150>it's a shit product because it's not the best players in the worldYou don't understand what it means to actually enjoy sports. You just collect athletes like pokemon cards (or fifa cards, I guess).
>>157468260What's btr? I've been posting in /mls/ for over 10 years and I don't know what that is.
>>157468260who?
>>157468409>he lives in a god-forsaken flyover exurbkwab
>>157468878>>157468882"BTR" in an MLS context most commonly refers to Bénie Traoré, the Ivorian forward who plays for New York City FC. Alternatively, it can point toward former MLS standouts and names like Brandt Bronico or Sebastian Berhalter
>>157468903Fuck off, slopfag
>>157468884lol
nothing wrong with collecting pokemon cards
>>157468903kys
This is two consecutive /mls/ threads to hit bump limit. I think we're a real general now.
>>157468903Never reply to me again
>>157468933We used to be someone, way back when.
>>157465134>Revs slurper >34k people attended the match, most of them were Pats fans seeing the Revs for the first timeMind you, the new Boston stadium will hold 24K seats than the current venue. If this was at that place, it would had been a sold-out game. Also:>That last minute when the ref blew the final whistle Matt was pissed I saw that detail
new thread when
>>157476540Tuesday maybe if anyone cares enough about Leagues Cup.
>>157477618Firebro here. I do. We must beat Monterey and keep this run going.
>>157476540>>157477618>>157477712New thread>>157477715>>157477715>>157477715