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Preem: >>157245946
News: BJpenn.gov
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Conor Penis
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listen I respect ian garry's lifestyle choices

that's it. that's the post.
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>>157248205
ooooohooohohoooo the spammycord is NOT gonna like this one
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listen I disrespect ian garry's lifestyle choices
that's it. that's the post.
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>>157248225
fake one
>>157248234
real one
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Mike who?
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>>157248205
>Allan Nascimento
What kind of Brazilian is named Allan?
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listen I can genuinely say I have never seen ian garry fight and don’t plan on it!

that's it. that's the post.
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>>157248238
BAP BAP BAP
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Machado-Garry
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>>157248242
It's like how Charles is pronounced SHAR LESS
It's UH LON
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>>157248252
yea you have.
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How's your GODrot fight week going lads?
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>>157248269
Good considering it's the last Cumrot fight week once BLOODY KRILLIN SOWKILLED get's done with him
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go off sister
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>>157248302
you can't deny the fraudcheck energy in the air. especially given the JDM incident earlier this year.
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>>157248304
>"haha I rub my clitia to the thought of you, take THAT sexist chad!"
Really makes ya think
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The muzzrat leaf might kill himself if this cuck faggot irishman wins
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Who on here is rooting for Garry?
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>>157248349
I am but I disrespect his life choices and his wife
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>>157248349
Not me
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You expect me to believe women find Islam Makhachev's deformed inbred garbled up little retard face sexually appealing?
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>>157248242
*was
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>>157248378
they goon to the idea of him getting bottomed out and creampied by khabib. the female mind is a sick thing, its best not to investigate it
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>>157248304
What a non statement
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I’m starting to think that Ian Garry winning the title and triggering certain corners of the UFC fan base would be the best and funniest possible outcome of UFC 330.
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>>157248378
The linked tweet is from some fag in a dress
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>>157248378
The anon who said the thing about khabib creamy pies is not joking, that's the majority of MMA fanfics which there are a lot of. Vast majority is pakistani women writing stories about khabib taking Islam's schaubhole forcefully
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>>157248304
>>157248332
is that even a chick? that pfp gives off troon vibes
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>>157248417
Sneed moment!
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>>157248414
Basing your life off other's reactions is inherently cucked
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Ian Machado Garry is such a true alpha male. He dog walked Carlos Prates on short notice in part thanks to his plant based diet.

I can’t wait to see the MMA community melt down bc they’re mad about what Garry eats to help him become 1 of the best WW in the world
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>>157248423
Sneed is 6'3" 210 he's all man
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Movsar and Islam are the only handsome dagis
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>>157248420
And how do you know this?
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>>157248433
damn that's sad. I hope this post doesn't trigger xer gender dysphoria.
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>>157248444
MMAtubers
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>>157248463
You sound obsessed desu
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>>157248430
>dog walked
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>>157248489
he seems a natural at it
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Just slurped another mans cum out of my wifes asshole. HA! Look at those retard muzzies seething at my 9000 IQ provocation
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You flyover hillbillies have never had animal style fries fucking uncultured swine
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>>157248517
In n out sucks so fucking bad, I'm convinced that it actually is you flyover hillbillies coming to my state to gush about it.
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I love meat (chicken, ground beef, steak)

But… I do think there is some truth to athletes being vegan. Kyrie Irving, Dame Lillard, and now Ian Garry.

These guys are not body builders, everyone is quick to hate but there is some truth in it.
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Never forget when Colby Covington ran from Ian Machado Garry like his life depended on it.

Unfortunately bc of that Shavkat had his career ended & Prates was brutally exposed all bc Colby was scared to death
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chicken > lamb > pork > beef
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>>157248475
>attention whore for years
>get upset when people give you attention
wader we dune hair bapa?
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ian garry is the scrawniest welterweight in history
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>>157248552
Lamb tastes like farm pussy, I don't get how anglocountries enjoy it.
Horsemeat however, now that's real HEEMER shit. Rest in peace Alistair
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>>157248268
Whole heartedly can tell you I havent man. All my boys retired or are retiring, and dont care to watch a guy do things I have seen my boys do already. Can Garry beat prime Tibau or RDA at 170? Doubt it
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>>157248430
I saw that mmajoey tweet too.
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>>157248557
>gives namefag infinite attention for years
>surprised when they keep doing it
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>>157248552
Hoenstly the french have the best chicken dishes
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IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/MqK5vK_QHaM
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FIGHT MOMMY UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhPDigihHwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhPDigihHwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhPDigihHwU
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>>157248602
that's the point of a lolcow b. you keep them around to laugh at.
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Hahahahaha holy shit you guys never told me Garry is a decision machine AND he still tries to talk shit? Back off my radar. Total bum lmaoo
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>>157248609
Damn, you really watch all those little fags videos like that?
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>>157248617
Mommy? Are you like 19?
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>>157248624
I mean WHO does that to D rod though?
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>>157248304
Rare trans w?
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>>157248618
And so you don't recognize where along the way you turned into the lolcow yourself?
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>>157248626
uhh where else do you get your opinions from?
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>>157248636
I will be soon. Why are you a pedophile?
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>>157248489
Poor ian... This is gonna be bad
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>>157248618
Oh this is rich
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There's abusers, rapists, criminals and neo-nazis who are active in the UFC men's divisions but chuds act as if Ian Garry is simply the most unlikeable fighter ever because his Instagram infographics babrie movie levels of feminism triggers them.
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>>157248422
it's a pretty chuddy manga
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There seem to be so many trans girls who deny themselves for months even years and just settle to calling themselves "femboy" before coming into terms with themselves
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>>157248659
b is this one of your psychotic episodes where you think all the different people making fun of you are spammy on a vpn?
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If Islam Makhachev wins I'll put on an extra dose of testosterone gel the next day and if Ian Garry wins I'll buy a bottle of estradiol gel for a trans girl cuz he's a feminist and girl power and stuff
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>>157248681
Think you meant to type that in your diary b
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girls have heemholes and mengholes
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Male fans of combat sports have this weird habit of blaming brain damage whenever a male fighter harms women or commits any other violent crime, instead of addressing the fact that these men do what they do because we live in a patriarchal regime where such behaviour is demanded.
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>>157248722
they actually have a heemhole, menghole, and tillhole
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>>157248673
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>>157248649
Jouban would destroy this Garry kid
>Drod-TKO
>Magny-UD
>Neal-SD
>MVP-UD
Loss-Shavkat
>Prates-UD
>Belal-UD
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>>157248746
AIIEEEEE SLEEM-SAMA
*dogezas*
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>>157248733
>>157248681
>>157248673
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>>157248746
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>>157248763
>Right after the eyepoke btw
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Ian Garry gets more fiber than you and you're jealous as fuck
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Who's the Tony Ferguson of Tony Ferguson presents The Ultimate Tony Ferguson by Dana "Tony Ferguson" White?
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>>157248685
This guy suddenly got really defensive and denied being somebody called "spammy" without ever being accused of anything. Rather unusual.
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>>157248808
Source?
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https://x.com/JohnnyPenisUFC/status/2084510952620192081

uhhh Danabros?
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>>157248779
>*Right after Tomala ran chin up eyes closed into Gane's hand
Ftfy sis
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>Oh my God you're being totally crazy right now, I bet you think Im spammy posting on another VPN or something huh?
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>>157248851
Keep meaning to watch before bed, but then end up playing vidya instead. Will probably start watching tonight since it's almost over. Then I will let you know.
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I want to like Till but Romero is a solider of God
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Mfw Alexa Grasso presents her bunghole
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>>157248920
Conor...
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>>157248931
would literally cum hands free
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>>157248931
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>>157248856
are you upset that you can't use the spoido line now? that's what it sounds like to me.
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>>157248955
you should go
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my gf has a bad heemoroid right now
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>>157248685
You're 100% the spammer.
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Topiglet was always sweet. Brazza posters tried to warn ya but you piggies wouldn't listen.
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UFC 33rd degree mason
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>>157248931
Haha ya it do be liek taht sometimes
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OOOOOHHHHHHHH SHE TAGGED HER
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Mike who?
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>>157249121
You can tell the other one was thinking about kissing her
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>>157249024
let it go sneedy
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>>157249144
I'm not sneed I'm twitchy, unironically
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it's gonna be bad my sunni
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>>157249140
I was thinking about them kissing too, you could say I manifested this
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It's become rather apparent that Sneed did, in fact, have a pretty good sense of what was "really going on" here after all. Despite a certain somebody empathically insisting contrary .
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Zatdaddy has spoken. And when he speaks? We listen. The brazzacord is in full agreement. No more being mean to Ilia. Masha Allah. Alhamdulillah.
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>>157248733

>t. Luke Thomas
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>>157249121
>>157249140
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>>157249244
Honestly? Respect, Spammy. You can be a chill dude every once in a while.
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>>157249155
>no I'm the OTHER attention whore
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>>157249292
Can you please discuss combat sports instead of friend simulating, you sad lonely fuck?
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Interesting how I never felt the need to namefag, AND, my cock is huge.

Justin Gaethje
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Stevie Ray vs Vaughan
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Swiping cards and stacking chips
I saw your sinking ships
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This is how Ian Gapedry plans to beat (off) slampapi
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Gaethje knows he's swede
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If Jutsin Gathje were for true Swedish I think conbat would be solved. Food for thought.
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>>157248304
>yall dont know how much joy it brings me that this guy is the most gooned to fighter
huh? is this supossed to be spammy?
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>>157249321
sturgis this weekend
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Golden brown
Texture like sun
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>>157249292
Same spams!
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Ian Garry beating Islam is the funniest possible outcome
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>>157249459
Feed this bum to Smif
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>>157249459
>heemed by a chink
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>>157249443
While funny it would be as low if not lower than Edwards getting the belt
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>>157249459
Tokkos McGee
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>>157249483
MAGA Patriot isnt racist and woodnt stand for taht
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>>157249495
How? Ian beat Prates, Muhammad, MVP and went to a close decision with Shavkat on short notice. All much naturally bigger men than Makhachev, there would be no shame in losing to him other than his bad PR.
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>leave before sunrise
>back after sunset
>only thirty posts in /box/
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zesty
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I’ve been to 8 UFC events AMA
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Heavyweight "Champion"
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for her to lock up a rich young nigga at the top of his game, she must have that dleep paralysis pussy. on gd. stay safe young machado.
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Do you think we ever get to see Yaroslav Amosov in the UFC? Hes a nightmare matchup for Islam, probably why UFC pretends he doesn't exist.
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>>157249591
actually he has never seen her pussy yet
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>>157249572
Is it true that Robin Black is always manning the glory hole?
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>>157249572
When should i use baking soda vs baking powder?
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>>157249516
Hes a bum decision merchant.
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>>157249594
talmbout the great ukrainian hope? how many of those do we have to see flushed down the till?
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>>157249610
idk i could never afford to sit in that section. Ask Theo Von
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>>157249595
Pfl this weekend
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>co-main is Billy Q vs CDF
holy shit this is the worst card ever
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Shavkat is already back to sparring. If Islam is still welterweight champ summer of 2027, he is living on borrowed time
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what does KSW even stand for? Juiced Up Pollacks?
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>wins only count if they’re knockouts
Low iq take
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>>157249644
Islam probably retires at a young age like a pussy
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>>157249644
2026 Garry colds that bum.
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wins only count if it's my boy
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>>157249658
Khabitch would make him anyway, even if he didn't wanna retire early like a scared bitch (Khabib)
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Ian Garry is looking to brutally decision someone
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>>157249676
and if they lose? Fluke.
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>>157249644
I hate to say it but Shavkat is done b
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>>157249644
Shavkat is never winning again
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>>157248332
She's talking about the Dagestani gay fanfics
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Garrydaddy ended Shavclarts bum career
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garry is gonna brutally decision islam and once he racks up a couple of champion paycheck defenses, layla will leave him and get half of his shit.
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Need to build a machine that allows me to do hands free mengbusts
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>>157249728
I hate this fag’s commentary on karate combat. He tries to speak like he’s a fucking poet. It boils my blood
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Ian Gapedry will just be another name in Slampapi's gilded resume.
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Aura
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>>157249725
>she
There isn't a woman on the planet that knows that deep of a cut
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>>157249745
we call them women b try going outside sometime
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>>157249855
foids are the only ones schlicking it to brazza on brazza action, bappa
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>>157249749
embrace the enthusiasm my friend. you feel that boil? you feel that sweat? those are your paint brushes screaming to be used and what better place than the pit *adjusts collar and pops jaw*
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>>157249855
women are the ones writing them
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>>157249892
some sort of heemhole contraption..
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finna work on these achievements in re3 remake let's gooooo!
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>>157249933
ladies love him
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>>157249933
Haha have fun man!, NOT fucking loser ass bitch
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>>157249644
heh, my boy Shavlingz....just needs some more time
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>>157249786
There's no way someone unironically made an Ian Gary aura edit
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>>157249933
king shit!!! I like Cralos!!!
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Islam fans are… trans?
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Croom man!
Come togetger with yuor hands
Weem me!
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why do fighters always date their coaches
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>>157250105
how much is eddie hearn paying you?
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Poor poor lil NZsissy... big Brazza cock was just too much for her bacon bussy...
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>>157249933
The gayest worst of the remakes you stupid faggot.
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>>157250281
sounds like you got pranked
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>>157250244
poor little ching chong...
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>>157250242
strange post
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Perez Hilton heem leaky-ing himself
JUST BLEED FANS.....WE'RE BACK
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>>157250365
Wut
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Perez Hilton Ima fight ur fuckin ass

ur taking everything I worked for motherfuker
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>>157250370
>Perez Hilton Ima fight ur fuckin ass
Good luck, he just shoved a box cutter in it
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>>157250378
Bussy modifications
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Poor poor lil NZsissy... superior caucasus cock was just too much...
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>>157250333
maybe if you're retarded
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boomers considered this to be comically intimidating back in the day...
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>>157250365
Nobody knows or cares who this is.
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>*inspects your post*
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>>157250406
It is though
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>>157250105
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>>157250466
>Me when I see a crypto scam that needs a promoter
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>>157250466
habibi just spotted borgar double cheese
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>>157250466
Pigbib when he sees Pigslam on xher knees in front of a black daddy.
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>>157250415
Turn on your monitor.
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>>157250415
>Nobody knows or cares about this wicked heeming
>>157250481
>but everyone wants to read me drool over cuck fantasies
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>>157250466
PEREZ, NO
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/heem/ is an interesting general because the majority of you do not actually follow UFC or MMA in general. Other gennys actually follow their sport
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>>157250518
But we get breaking news constantly and have the best gamethreads in the....game
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I’ve realised that Ian Garry is like a whiter, cringier version of Adesanya.
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good thing these arent PPVs anymore yikes
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Islam Makhachev
Izzy Mac
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>fantasies
Oh dear.. .
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>>157250526
>cringier
Dawlg, he jacked his dawlg off, painted his nails, cried, and grew a tit.
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When garry lands the calf kick? Islam will crumble.
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gen x considered this a comically ugly female nerd
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Heem going to their computer when they see a double champ talking to his homie at a popping club
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>>157250530
Looking at this on paper, does it strike anyone as odd how they gave almost everyone a random black can to fight?
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Perez is just having a Sneed moment.
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>>157250525
>have the best gamethreads in the....game
unironically, this.
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>>157250173
Oi m8 Ching Bong Yeah >.<
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>>157250530
I'll bite
>Islam vs Garry
Very high level fight but has the potential to be boring
>Dern vs Robertson
Probably boring and grapple heavy
>Johnson vs Ochoa
Who the fuck is allowing Johnson to fight again after being finished twice this year
>Mansur vs Stolzfus
This will be a banger unironically. Fun fight
>Barboza vs Ribovics
RIP Barboza
>Chidi vs Alvarez
Another fun fight between lanklet strikers, Alvarez prob gets him down and subs him tho
>Kaue vs Turner
Good fight too, should be a war. Kaue has nasty leg kicks
>Donte vs McConico
Garbage fight between two guys who will be out of UFC in 12-18 months
>Luque vs Gore
Could potentially be fun but it will prob be a slow pace clinchfest while Luque tries to protect his chin
>Tobias vs Fernando
I have no idea who either of these dudes are. Is this actually on the card?
>Magny vs Brahimaj
Could be fun, Brahimaj is exciting and goes for the finish
>Wells vs Orolbai
Why the fuck is this early prelims? Orolbai is ranked

Overall 6/10 for a PPV. Prelims have a couple potential bangers
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>crystal pittman fight week
i'm saving my load until fight night, if i get carried away and bust during the weigh ins i won't be too upset about it though. gonna be a tough week of edging though no doubt about it
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The fluffy era was peak UFC
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>>157250173
Lone'er can't be this short. Ilia must be in boots
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>>157250554
you're right, a lot of fights are like that
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>>157250554
lmao picks are already made it seems. feels good
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>>157250578
kek i love how bkfc keeps a handful of bimbos with huge fake tits on the roster even though they can't fight
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>>157250578
im curious about her smelly poop hole
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>>157250575
>Who the fuck is allowing Johnson to fight again after being finished twice this year
Inner G has a lot of crafty wins over elite guys. You will kneel
>Why the fuck is this early prelims? Orolbai is ranked
Because Suckdic Oralguy is a literal caveman and not a drawl
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>>157250600
>fake tits
Those are NOT bolt ons
I can tell because baby want num nums
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>>157250599
yooooo this doo just wet himself
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>>157250614
Wonder if he asked for an early fight so people back home can watch at a decent hour instead of 3am on the main card
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>>157250578
onlyfans.com/ruggedbeauty
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>>157250313
Sadly not, friend... considering he gets sheemed by a feminist in this movie....
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>>157250614
>Inner G has a lot of crafty wins over elite guys.
It always seems like he's getting bad matchups tho
it's like the UFC hates him for heeming said prawlspects
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Ian Garry is gonna impale Pigslam on his BIC and parade xher around the 'gon.
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>>157250619
They are 100% bolt ons you fuckin retard
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>>157250635
Prove it, double retard because as is right now? Right now?????? Baby getting num nums
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>>157250631
he must be broke and needs the money
he's an old flyweight fighting the 4th time this year and it's only august
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I'm not scared anymore. YOU HEAR THAT? I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE
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>>157250632
Wow!
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>>157250645
you
will
be
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>>157250645
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>>157250641
Real tits are not shaped like this. Especially not on a 40 year old
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>>157250643
Everyone always says this but it's dumb
Would (You) not if able just have the self awareness to realize you're never gonna be great or a drawl and just fight as much as possible to grind XP and Money? It's what I'd do. It's what cowboy did, kevin Lolland does. It's based
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Who's the Kobe Bryant to inspire a generation of yns of the mamba mentality of hardwork and discipline of UFC MMA?
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ian unironically shouldn't be cleared to fight the man is a biohazard, riddled with herpes
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>>157250656
Aha I tricked you into posting more old lady boobers.
Jokes on you, I don't even know who this is
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>>157250655
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M NOT SCARED ANYMORE. I CAN TAKE YOUR SHIT AND PUNCH YOU BRUDDA
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>>157250657
I'd specifically find matchups I knew I could finish. I wouldn't get my ass beat by Asu then come back 6 weeks later and risk my 3rd loss of the year
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>>157250656
No way you must be Mr Sex Haver
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>>157250656
So gross....
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>>157250675
Well you don't get to choose, dummy
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Billions must respect women.
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>>157250673
>He still goes for the bike
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>>157250365
got a link to the vid? cant find it anywhere on this fucking shithole
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>>157250530
Wasn’t Da Lou heemed like a month ago?
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>>157250665
She's one of several BKFC big saline implant titcows
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https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/ian-machado-garry-says-the-future-is-powered-by-plants.4388778/
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>>157250578
watch the Manchester press conference to get riled up
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>>157250692
Not worth it the blade is dull and heems just spreading blood around looking for attention no real cuts
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>>157250699
Almabayev beat him easily and subbed him in the 3rd on the last saturday in June. Perez heemed Johnson earlier this year
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>>157250673
Poor little blk boy......
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I'm sorry guys I got real pumped up, I remembered for a moment what MMA used to be and was ready to throw all of you down an empty mineshaft
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>>157250629
Sad to see Alex heemed by Gane irl and then heemed in an A24 goyslop flick by a feminist power fantasy. How the mighty have fallen…
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>>157250365
>The Damage Fight Week
Perez is a hardcore it seems. Respect
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>>157250715
DANIEL CORNMEAL COME OUT HERE YOU FAT ASS
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>>157250718
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>>157250711
Ah. I was under the notion that the events were inverted. Still, he needs more time to recover.
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>>157250731
That nigga can’t even tie his shoelaces nowadays.
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>>157250722
in my eyes he killed himself with his bullshit whining after losing, it's his own fault he showed up fat and bloated and got handled
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>>157250745
still a mystery to me b, I think his football career ruined him before mma did cause he had insta KO power but after losing to JDS which was a bad beating he never showed up again ever
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>>157250629
Famous fighters who sign movie deals always get heemed and their primes end before the movie gets released kek
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>>157250703
>unironic vegan trannies in the replies
Sherdog has fallen.....
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>>157250745
He used to shitpost on reddit like 10 years ago. He was funny. Sad to see CTE claim a Real One
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who is a favorite fighter of you guys that doesn't get much hespect these days? For me it's Nate the Great. He lost a few times, but he was such a wild card, knocking dudes out that he was +400 against
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>>157250745
he using slip ons?
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seeing nate the great brutalize tyron woodley with elbows and silence his ringside momma was an epic moment
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>>157250802
>>157250828
Nate pls go
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>>157250459
>>157250629
>>157250722
>Come on you little BITCH!!!
oh dear...it is one of 'those' movies...
poabros... we're getting heemed by wmma....
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>>157250837
Ty-Ron Would Lee was a champion and Nate destroyed him with his family in attendance
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>>157250853
definitely one of the more satisfying knockouts
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>>157250853
much better than the gif I had, eat that shit you filthy coon ass nigger nate is ON ONE and you were a shitty little black bitch
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>>157250802
Andy Wang
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>>157250926
now thats a warrior
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>>157250970
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>>157250802
michael morales has shown nothing but all around fight competence and fight iq yet for unknown reasons he gets treated like a paper tiger
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>>157250853
How the fuck did he make 170? This was after he lost to Chael Sonnen and he was bigger than him.
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>>157250802
Raoni Barcelos
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Aaron "Paper Tiger" Pico
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>>157250926
Penn Knows Best
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If you fucking suck BJ had the right idea, get out of here you can. Modern fags cant deal with that
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>>157250848
>THE FUTURE IS FEMALE, POOLEX
>NO MORE CHAMA!!! KARMA, BITCH!!!
Chills...
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Alex Pereira? The movie star? That guy fought?
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>>157250703
>>157250788
His manager Layla and her Ex (non-vegans) got Ian the PETA ad? How does that work in the household? Are they eating steaks in front of Ian as they're educating him on the evils of eating meat?
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>>157251091
Ian seems gay as fuck, cant support him. isnt he a decision master? Well, fuck those guys
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>>157250848
>>157251073
Looking forward to seeing his brutal death scene
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>>157251091
>>157251110
We are all empowered sexual beings.
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wmma is what killed mma for me, I cant get into watching weak women try and act like fighters, it's such a joke to me
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>>157251121
Didn't ask, fat boy
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>>157251117
the director should have him get popped in the back of the head but live to complain about it in a hospital bed
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>>157251121
el chudo momento
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>>157251121
Same. It's just so awful. Really terrible stuff
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>>157251162
Sunny Lane had the same angle but I could see her pink pristine butthole, yet you all watch them wallow around hoping for a glimpse. Shameful
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>>157251162
disgusting dogs carrying ringworm
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>>157251038
with the Power of Christ. He loves a good fight
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Good news everyone! MMA Joey finally found a white fighter that he likes
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>>157251180
It's true though
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>>157248205
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>>157251187
You eat food made in a plant fuckhead
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>>157251193
Worth it
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Use your mouth to apologize to me
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>>157251207
Yeah
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>>157251208
here let me grab that from my knee pocket one sec
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>>157251204
No need to be vulgar
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How do they keep building these stacked cards
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boring thread. someone @ me when the finns wake up.
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>>157251162
shame they made her stop wearing these shorts after the fight
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>>157251193
incredible deal for a 5 hour superbowl commercial
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>>157251232
Sorry *fast-food. :)
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>>157251243
i just thought about how funny a wmma fight would be if they were wearing hijabs and swearing in arabic
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>>157251242
do something about it jon
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>>157251251
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getting some jawns with jon and jan when im off the john
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>>157248489
Godry masterclass.
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>>157251301
Hits like a pillowcase of air
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>>157251301
i don't get how hits can be so weak
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>>157251295
you going poo?
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>>157251295
he pooing
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The decision is mightier than the finish.
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I'm rooting for whoever does an interview with Nina Drama
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>>157251318
>>157251328
no pooping here I do it once a year
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Eating a chocolate granola bar and everyone is talking about poop. Now I feel like I'm eating poop.
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Nigger
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Dana's revenge will be freezing cold
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Stipe simply CANNOT be the heavyweight GOAT
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>>157251377
I didnt even see the caption Great Day lmaooo. Damn Dana fucked up big time
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>>157251354
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i heem tom aspinall in sparring like 4 times a week on average
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>>157251423
The ZUFFA BOXING shirt really pulls it all together
bravo nolan
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Colby saying "Ian the cuck Garry" is still one of the funniest interview moments.
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and they say that a ciryl could save us
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>>157251493
wow yeah that's hilarious man
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>>157251536
I'm not gonna stand here and gane
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There goes my Cyril
Watch him as he pokes
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>>157251547
Hell yeah dude
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Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone, well, all you do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted (Wanted) dead or alive
Wanted (Wanted) dead or alive
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>>157251120
whats so bad about the app? isnt it better to know about sti's beforehand?
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>>157251493
For me its "you're dead Marty fake newsman you're dead!"
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colby doing back the blue to tyron is the funniest
>>157251607
well it's private healthcare so by nature exploitative, std tests should be free in every country and if your country is too poor then rich countries should pay for them, plus the app can be exploited so everyone can find out you're a filthy slut if they get hacked

haven't zooted or cawlffee'd yet i get back to you
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What does Usman think of the Khabib/Islam noncon cream creampie fanfics?
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>>157251625
Probably wrote some of them
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Humble Highs.
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>brown finn is a communist
expected, why do all poos think alike when living in white countries
anyway, killing the muzzrat will be easy for ian
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>paying a premium to get a doctor's note is actually freedom
suck shit helwani
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>>157251639
lovely morning
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francis comes from a place called batty you couldn't make it up
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I was wondering what would break first, Mr Aspinall. Your spirit? Or your body?
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are the rumors true?
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>>157251659
kek
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>>157250365
This freak deserves everything he gets
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Ian Garry supports the matriarchy. Islam is a chud. Ian Garry has clean high fibre bowel movements thanks to his diet. Islam has insane sloppa shits from an over reliance on black coffee.
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>>157251706
Last fighter to support the matriarchy was CMPUNK and look at how well he did...
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>>157251717
*reads notes* 8 time world champion?
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>>157251719
Big Tommy just doesn't miss
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Dee don't come in ye?
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>>157251755
doesn't fight either
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>>157251763
that's what happens when a negro shoves his dirty fingernails into your eye socket
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>>157251774
except the times it didn't stop anyone else even belal bounced back and he was actually maimed
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>>157251354
NIGGER
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>>157251755
clean good fun
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If it wasn't a fluke, why didn't he just perennial nerve kick him in the rematch? Instead he got 50-45d.
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Tom is relatable
Gane is an enigma
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if brendan says it then its good enough for me
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>>157251790
right here >>157251797
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Schaub has broken his silence on zesty topuria
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>>157251785
>different injuries require different recovery times
wow you some kind of genius or something?
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>>157251856
sup bro
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10-8 Slamdaddy.
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eyebeetha
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>>157251879
wife's a towel
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>>157251879
Islam is such a sweet guy
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>>157251857
schaulb sounding real dutch right there
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>>157251879
more like laila is going to be the one who heemed islam when bitch ass ian wins
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>>157251857
sad. he actually looks old here. time has passed, and will claim us all
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not answering you télumée you dishonored these halls yesterday
>>157251860
belal was actually maimed, disfigured, blinded

are you pretending to be stupid or are you a paypiggy for mr mee
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>>157251857
sad. he actually looks zesty here. time has passed, and will claim us all
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>>157251903
show yo wife nigga show yo kids nigga
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crack my whip nigga go till my fields nigga
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this finn is ruining the thread with low iq posta. Sean strickland of /heem/ but without the belt part
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i am obviously copying your posts genius
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this finn is improving the thread with low iq posta. Justin Gaethje of /heem/ but without the yoghurt part
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mmm yogart
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>>157251947
This so much
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the finn is basically the most female coded poster
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well let's get back on topic what is the justin gaethje of the wild cat family and why is it the ilves
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wahrani, you have never kissed or held a woman what do you know about their code just hold your L and the ribbing ends this isn't rawlcket science
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>>157251964
your mom
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
:'(
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Anyway back to the topic of this thread which is mma. I am simply not interested in this week's card
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wonk nose wahrani
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well you can't say i didn't try
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i do enjoy how much hate this finn has for the "french" spammer.
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it's the fleshlight spam that does it
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>>157251917
you can't determine the extent of damage based on visuals you ape
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feel bad for spams being made redundant by "frenchie" though look at how desperate he is
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>>157252002
Now that's just silly. Pig wearing a hat. Unbelievable
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>>157252012
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future world champ?
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>>157252024
cloza's mom right here, HOT
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>>157252037
In what, the nuts fondling competition? Heh.
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you already lost don't make it more embarrassing for yourself
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layladaddy will gape pozzlam's baconhole with her oirish golem
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If Ian wins, earliest defense will be in 2027 meaning it might be time for El Cucuy to make a cumbacl
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hey let me down from here!!!
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People forget Garry outstruck Prates 4 to 1 on short notice
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garry is the superior man in every regard on paper but what if islam throws scissors
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>>157252069
>earliest defense will be in 2027
same goes for pisslam dumb fuck
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>>157252156
I wasn't implying anything and fuck you
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>>157252202
the implication was implicit
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>>157252205
Idc I won't bow down
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oink oink
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>>157251857
glad it's finally settled, thank you b
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>pisslam tried to talk shit about morales being inactive
>both of their last fights were on the same card
KWAB
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is schaulb the dutch poster
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ilia is busy fucking twink hole RAW while you seethe about it
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i am bezoot zoot zooter of zoots
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>>157252316
PIGlia is the one getting porked and pounded, thoughbeit
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When you think it being gay is actually straighter than being straight.
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>>157252321
Why doesn't Finland have any MMA fighters?
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>>157252331
we have several promising buds on the bush you just don't watch cawlmbat sports we are a nation of 5 million most of whom are old people
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>"He has to fight, bro," Makhachev told MMA Junkie of Morales. "When he fought last time? And he's waiting for the title fight or what? Too much contenders. I think he has to fight against (Carlos) Prates or maybe Shavkat (Rakhmonov). I don't know when he (Rakhmonov) comes back. Too much contenders, we have to know who is the No. 1 contender."

The ducking protocol has been initiated.
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MAPuria doesn't like adults however
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How accurate are the stadium attendance when Dana does the post fight conference or is he just conning us with hyped numbers?
>Total attendance is 18,000, largest ever attendance recorded in Ciryl Gane Arena. With a total gate of 6.6 million
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>>157252355
care to extrapolate pal
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>>157252343
>we have several promising buds on the bush
Name them.
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Slamdaddy calls the shots, piggy. Don't like? Too bad.
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>>157252356
93173 attended mania 3 you communist jihadi now stfu
>>157252360
no, shan't and toodles for 3
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more like slamquacky amiright heem
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digits and laydaddy is going to have her eunuch make poor poor lil pozzlam look like a pig in mud



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