Dolphins life editionPrevious: >>157244580
>>157248855First for eternal Miami fan sorrow
>>157248855I have never seen Miami win a playoff game in my lifetime.
>rapes you to death
Soon
Soon indeed. $55M/yr btw.
>>157248914Imagine that was Garrett and not Verse. Manlove would be dead right now.
>>157248579There’s no reason to believe the Bills won’t regress
Why did the packturd fan cross the road?
>>157248939Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
>>157248922Why is he going to beat him with a helmet too? Piece of shit
>hall of fame game is thursdaywe are SO BACK foobawl bros
My Rammies :)
>AFC1. Texans2. Dolphins3. Broncos 4. Ravens5. Dolphins6. Bengals 7. Steelers>NFC1. Vikings2. 49ers3. Commanders4. Falcons5. Giants6. Panthers7. Dolphins
>>157249013Basedased
>Fauci’s lawyer fires back: ‘Aaron Rodgers doesn’t know what he’s talking about’Gayron BTFO!!!! Faucibros, we're back
>>157249034Holy fuckin' shots fired. Eryn in shambles.
>>157249034Holy based. Just went and got my 12th booster shot
Ravens vs Rams super bowl
>>157249034>Saad Yousuf
Bussy
>>157249156what a fat fuck he has become now that he settled down with a flat-ass white girl
my joshie :)
>>157249013>3. CommandersNiggas ain't ready for it
I've been immunized
>>157249171neither is Glass Joe
>>157248937All of their players are healthy and they have a WR1 now, there is no reason to think they would.
>>157249171
>>157249179Spoiler alert, the second act is tragicAnd everyone who wants the worst for me is asking "what happened"
>>157249197>>157249191
>>157249197yawn
>>157249034Fauci, Jayden Daniels’ mother, Kiwi and Mina Kimes are all reprobates. There, I said it.
I miss the Redskin fans
>>157249276But now we have committee approved Commanders fans :D
I have the cleanest cock and balls ITT
Why did it fail, bros?
>>157249336I don't know but I would eat Sandra's asshole
>>157249336did it? They manged to be worse the following year without them
>>157249336peculiar to say the least
>>157249336because of Abraham Lincoln
>>157249369Did they win the owl? No. Didn't think so.
>>157249331I’m literally posting from the shower
>>157249211Niggas wrote us off beforeThey'll learn
>>157249369Yes it did you idiot. Piece and Kelly don't have NFL jobs anymore.
>>157249401Funny, I actually think the D will be much improved, but JD will struggle
>>157249411>think the D will be much improvedOnly way to go was up desuwa famalam>but JD will struggleNah, 5 MVP season incoming
Where is a good place to get NFL news? Plebbit is so censored and curated they onlynpost highlights and gay threads for liberals to circlejerk their political opinions.
>>157249336Too much time at the barbershop and playing dice on the corner
>>157249460I usually get it from my dreams or by reading tea leaves
>>157249460Twitter. Just follow Adam Schefter, Ian Rappaport, and some beat reporters or fan accounts for your teamI wouldn't follow the NFL page itself though, they post a lot of stuff
>>157249352beastality is illegal wigger
>>157249460nfl general on /sp/
>>157249460google.com
>>157249488Oh yeah I forgot the news that Vita Vea being traded to the Bills broke here.
How would you feel about hickory smoked pork chops for dinner?
>>157249482>just read what the jews tell youFaggot.
>>157249170This should be a worrying sign for Bills fans. He's clearly been traumitized by multple AFC playoff losses over the years and has let it get to him. Already early in the off-season, he has defended a soulless uniform rebrand as 'doing something differently', and now is dancing around for no reason so as to draw a spectacle to himself.This shows a lack of discipline and focus. It showed in the Broncos game with all of his turnovers and carelessness. 'doing something different' just to do it differently is a sign of panic. You should have a reason to change opinions or views or mentality, but he doesn't seem to have one. It's chaotic; misguided; and slavery. Yes, slavery. To ehat? To his fears. I've seen slavery. I was born a slave in China and bought my freedom at 33 years old. I'm 42 now. But now that I'm free, I see the real slavery is to passions; to delusions; and to the war within us that knows no limits. It is better to serve something than to be free. Maybe one day, Josh will serve the game of football, and not what football can give him: there's an enormous difference between the two.
>>157249460Dov
>>157249520Yeah, that's the news
>>157249336Pierce could have been black Dan Campbell but their roster sucked, Mark Davis is a bad owner and they were competing with the Chiefs for the division title which at the timed seemed impossible.
>>157249507um chud? his name is Tevita Tuliʻakiʻono Tuipulotu Mosese Vaʻhae Fehoko Faletau Vea
>black qbs
>>157249520what do you think news is retard?
>>157249460Reddit is a good news aggrogator, just ignore the comment section. >>157249522Holy based
Anyone else here watching the CHAMPS on Hard Knocks?
>>157249565I watch the CHIMPS with hard cocks
>>157249551>>157249538I guess we're just going to ignore the fact that the two biggest news networks on earth were founded by and still run by gentiles. /pol/tardation runs deep, huh?
>>157249588how's your week going rabbi
>>157249587KINKY
>>157249599Is your entire personality the conspiracy theory jews run everything?
>>157249588Nigga watching the news in the big 26
>>157249588>they're not jews, they just get paid gorillions by themshalom, rabbi.
>>157249650Yes the top guys with no one above them are somehow getting paid by them. I really don't know why I bother trying to reach you losers.
Which quarterback is going to be more ruined by their new wife, Allen or Herbert?
DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AGAIN!
>never won a playoff game >at training camp >should I practice?>naw, I'll just hang out with my gfwhat the heck?
>>157249648>theory
>>157249660>there's no one above themgood goy.
>>157249681god you're so fucking gay for posting this
What is the key to your team's success this year?
>>157249681why's there a black girl running through drills
>tfw married to the game
>>157249565when it hits piracy
Luke Kuechly is a Top 10 MIKE linebacker in NFL history and played the same amount of years (8) as Dick Butkus did and should've been a first-ballot Hall of Famer. It's total bullshit the voters made him wait a year because "nerr nerr your career was too short" and they punished him for retiring early because he was one more head injury away from his brain becoming yogurt.
>>157249699Big phat ass to keep all the bucks in line.
>>157249681Keep yo bitch at home. wtf is this.
>>157249695Anthony Bradford improving at Right Guard. He's the weakest player on the Seahawks O-line. He played better last season, but was also protected. If can bring his level up just a little bit more, everything is gonna work.
I hate being a Falcons fan
>>157249734>sexualizing childrenhow many rabbis we got in here tonight
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>157249695The O Line giving time for Love to sling it
>>157249753You're really gonna hate it week 3 when penis jr gets his 7th ACL tear and pooa is next up.
>>157249695was the defensive overhaul enough
>>157249681How long do you think the other players get with her? You think there's a schedule?
>>157249695John Harbaugh reintroducing standards for the Giants as a franchise. The bar is on the floor after the last 10 years.
>>157249695Jayden Daniels staying healthy. Second is the front 7 being able to generate consistent pressure
>>157249753I wish that Husky Legend, Michael Penix, were playing better for you. Is your O-line not that good? He is somewhat statue-like, so it's tough for him to fully unleash with too much pressure.
I've heard one NFL team has been offering HRT cocktails at home games
>>157249764>pooa is next up.Implying pooa didn't get taken out week 2
>>157249762green bay packers vs cleveland browns
>>157249484Is that why you're still a virgin?
>>157249762>bro got his ass-kicked by a nerd in a PT Cruiser.Jesus Christ...
>>157249565Derrick Hall pulling up in that ridiculous lifted truck made me actually seethe. Athletes are not to be treated as people so do not feel bad when they fuck up/get hurt. Except Darnold. I’m so proud of that man.
>>157249771I keep hearing that the defense is actually giving the offense a hard time in training camp. And for our division, is there anyone who can actually handle Dexter Lawrence?
>>157249826>name fag>calling others a virginlql
>>157249695Not having our core players soft tissues disintegrate from prolonged exposure to high intensity electromagnetic fields
>>157249762Cowboys vs Cardinals
>>157249866That truck was ridiculous. Traffic on 405 around the VMAC is already terrible. You know when he drives through there, it's rubber-neck central and just making it so much worse.Nevermind what he did during the fight. I'm just glad the Blue Angels got some screen time!
You guys remember this game?
can't trick mina
Would you rather get a blowjob from Ann Michael Maye or have a threesome with Mina Kimes+Laura Rutledge?
>>157249870The Eagles' backup center kicked Dexter Lawrence's ass last year. Granted there's the narrative that Lawrence wasn't giving full effort because he hated the Giants front office and them not giving him an amended contract was the last straw but I feel like that's the Giants' side of the story as to why he wasn't playing well.
>>157249921im begging you mina PEG ME
>>157249695Did Jerry fix the defense, especially the run defense?
The queens of /nfl/
>>157249955Now post them without 45 pounds of clown paint.
>>157249920>tfw all the quarterbacks I root for as people never make it
>>157249932Anyone on the Browns, Steelers or Ravens who can do that?
>>157249695Key guys not getting injured, refs favoring us, every team """we""" play shitting their pants for a full 60 minutes of football.
Josh Allen and DJ Moore look better than Allen and Diggs, can't wait for the season to start.
>>157250052>Allen and Diggs
>>157250052>be a black wide receiver>be an elite talent>reach a certain point in your career>lose your fucking mindDiggs is just the latest one of them for this to happen to. Why does it happen so often?
>>157249955do you think they would do this in front of me while i masturbate haha
Bills Superbowl and AFC East odds are the idiot tax
>>157250071Trip on Pedosknee
>>157250071>Calab at Camp 2026
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157250100Maybe the shittier he gets the more he'll retreat into the Nine persona.
>>157250082>Playoff Lamar>hobbled mahomes and old fat Kelce>Glass Joe>Bo Nixed ankle>Sherbert>Gayelelkek
>>157250100>t. pissed off his team lost to JJkwab
>>157250100Kyler will be heem'd by week 6. He better keep practicing
>>157249955if you're including these 2 hags you might as well include cynthia
quick i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>157250233shame she's a lesbian
>>157250126A quarterback is not a 53
>>157250233Cynthia isn't attractive.
reminder: if you fuck with one cowboy, you fuck with all cowboys you've been warned
>>157249520Non jewish sources of nfl news?
>>157249920I choose to remember the good times
>>157249565Nah, seahawks are one of like 3-4 teams in the league that i truly hate
>>157249762Great video
>>157250258neither are mina and kay.
>>157250233Jesus Christ this big is fugly. Her only redeeming factor is that clip of her showing her cunt lips off on national TV.
https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635
>>157250269Me. I will give you the news. Unfilitered.
>>157249921Does sneed mcfeed even get fantasy points? He doesnt have a qb
>>157250307>Nick WrongI don't even have to watch and already know what they will say.
>>157250315Thanks man. So whats the news
>>157250334You know Nick Wright is write. Good to know.
>>157250345Nothing, some guys banged into each other, some guys got hurt, some game on Thursday. Pretty slow news day. Stay tuned. I am here for you.
>https://x.com/madisonchart/status/2084771169228497384How long until Herbert announces his retirement? He's so pussied whipped right now lmaoo; this dude does not give two shit about chargers ol
>>157250348>writeGood to know that you are a moron.
>>157250334>>157250348>>157250307Nick Wright was born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri. He is of partial Polish-Jewish descent through one of his grandfathers.
>>157250363He has the same amount of jewish blood that all americans have.
>>157250371Still here, rabbi? Persistent.
>>157250307why leave Jalen Hurts off this graphic? he has a winning record against all the QBs shown here.
>>157250383Because he embarrassed the mutt's team in the Owl.
herbie did the most with the least help
>>157250383Jalen's stats aren't on par with the top tier QBs like Burrow and Allen.
>>157249920I was there, wish I chose the Bears game to be the yearly game I attend instead
>>157250383>he has a winning record against all the QBs shown here.
>>157250383Because if you actually watch him play, you'd quickly realize that he's not on the level of those guys.
Let's see mutthomes' record against Tom Brady.
>>157250414lol ok retard
>>157250414Trash Allen is barely better than Dak.
>>157250413Hurts beat the Mahomes on Monday Night Football in 2023Hurts beat Mahomes in Super Bowl 59Hurts beat Mahomes in Week 2 of the 2025 SeasonAI is wrong. How surprising.
I've never heard a Hurts/Eagles fan tell me what his strengths are as a QB are other than having a big fat ass that's easy to push
>>157250425Literally, what does Hurts do as a QB that's comparable to any of those guys? They'd all have a Super Bowl too if they were Quarterbacking his team.
>bill got a nipple piercing what has she done to him?
>>157250446He's been hanging around with Ryan Day apparently.
>>157250430He wins
>>157250430>>157250445>HE HECKIN WINS!!!
>>157250428Mahomes took Jalen's super bowl virginity. He will never be undefeated in owls thanks to Mahomes.
>>157250430He's a good QB but he's also a massive roster babby and has had the or near the best everything surrounding him since 2022. BTW the team still woefully underpeforms every other year.
>>157250473most intelligent chiefs fan
Winning? Heh, my QB is above such trivial nonsense. Stats, stats is what truly matters. His EPA/play would make you cry. Don’t even get me started on his CPOE
>>157250484>>157250454Mahomes has better stats and more wins.
>>157250490*
>>157250360Lmao
Netanyahu recently invited Trump to visit him in the white house.
Btw, 7>3, 2>0. Just a reminder.
Spanish chick at work giving me a boner ngl might have to lob some ropes on her
37 > 31 and 31 > 9 btw
>>157250522That's me in drag.
>>157250360Send his ass to El Paso
Just about to the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park, bros. I'm more excited about that than I am about football starting again.
>>157250499His has terrible playoffs stats in the most neutered era of football. Even if he did "give a shit" it probably wouldn't matter. It's not like he was getting the strap on from this chick for his entire career.
@grok give me a succinct 7 step plan to court and have sexual relations with a Spanish woman. Dating budget $200 per week. Include realistic timeline for sexual relations based off public sexual proclivity surveys in western europe for ages 18-30
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157250583I think all women should stay away from you. You'd probably force her to complain as Bo Nix.
>>157250512I'll be back to take over this general in 2028 since I refuse to be the kiwi's bitch for an entire season. This is a tank year for us.
>>157250612Nice falseflag, idiot. Why the fuck would I be scared of some guy with a Bo Nix shrine in his trunk?
>>157250595Finally, a real nose tackle. I hope Milroe balls out but he just isn't a good backup for Darnold, their skill sets are too different. Wonder what the hell Byron Murphy's going to look like when not playing ersatz NT.
>Blo DixThis name is so fucking funny
>>157250582Well let's see by January if Herbert really is a playoff choker now that he has McDaniel for his offense. Chargers hate him so much, Jim Harbaugh believes Trey Pipkins is his best players lmaoo Herbert fucked with the oline.
I don't have any hoes...
>>157250595is this real?
>>157250664No, he got traded to the Bills this morning.
>>157249695>49ersLiterally just stay healthy. For fucks sake that's all I ask. If they stay healthy they're a great team. Losing Saleh for Morris won't do too much harm, and if they can just NOT BE HURT FUCKING ALWAYS they'd be right on top of the league with everyone else.
>>157250683The substation bro.
i legit feel bad for him. he's being memed and shit on all over sports media
>>157250690just doing my job, buddy
>>157250696What is 9's ranking?
FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN
>>157250577Shit still holds up 30 years later btw.
>>157249013is this the draft order for next year? dolphins get three first rounders and move to the NFC? i'll allow it
>>157249920>has kittle wide open directly in front of him with 10 yards of open space>forces in to the end zoneMan had tunnel vision. Coulda just ran it himself and it woulda been 4th and 2 at worst.
>>157250626• Worst WR corps I've seen in my life.• TE room is reliant on a 37 year old Kelce.• Our 20M RT is being outplayed by an undrafted free agent.• Our defense has been gutted.• Eric Bieniemy was supposed to be an upgrade over Matt Nagy but will miss training camp.• The NFL scheduled us against the best run defenses so K9 will be a non factor.• Brady's leg injury was less severe and he had more recovery time, yet even he was trash when he returned so what will Mahomes look like?I'm not going to be that kiwi's bitch for an entire season. I'm fleeing /nfl/ until 2028.
>ourkwafaggotbitchmuttloverDAAAAAAAAA FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
who /zest/ here?
>>157250749I'm sorry to inform you but this is unironically what women their age like.
>>157250696>cringekino furry alter ego>personality is jim harbaugh-lite>in a very ideal situation for a rookie QB, still complete dogshit and incapable of what should be routine throws>QB they let go of and went 14-3 with went on to win the SB the very next yearIt's a bit much but he's a very easy QB to make fun of
>>157250749You're not fully clean unless you're zest fully clean.
>2humexican is herekek
>>157250751Kill all refs
>>157250770easy patti cuckitini, they're your biggest fan.
>>157250754We need to do something about Zoomer women.
what's webm-schizo's team?
>>157250801He's a Lions fan pretending to be a Broncos fan pretending to be a Raiders fan pretending to be an Eagles fan to throw us off.
>>157250660
Oh, no, they're on to me. after 4 years, you'd think you faggots would figure it out.
It's so funny that not one but TWO bottom-feeder teams have discarded/are about to discard Baker Mayfield after he's played well for them. It'd be one thing if it was the Rams or the Seahawks or the Patriots or the Ravens getting rid of Baker, but this is the Browns and the Buccaneers we're talking about. They're not too good for Baker, who do they think they're kidding?
>queer-bait muttlover wants to have the SAME fuckin' discussion we've had for 4 years now...
@grok give me a succinct 7 step plan to help defend an accusation of workplace sexual harassment
>>157250833If the tard could be beat out of him it would have happened by now.
>>157250836what discussion? everyone agrees that Patrick is the best QB in the league right now
>>157250856You and your mirror don't count, muttlover.
>>157250859I'm going to have to ask you to leave
>>157250696It’s funny because if you take Caleb’s meme throws away they’re almost the same qb. His accuracy is a big problem, but it didn’t help the whole Oline died last year. He’s 23 so it’s crazy to think he can’t turn it around. Wouldn’t be surprised if KOC shipped him off and he ended being viable.
>>157250749Sheiiit we got the Demolition Man timeline.
>>157250864Blow me, faggot, but not for real, unfortunately for you, I'm not gay.
>>157250881Would prefer if this cunt was dead too.
>>157250749What in the fuck?
even caleb mogs mahomes
>>157250882>I'm not gay
>>157250897Rude. Her dad died and they immediately improved.
>>157250912Did we ever find out what killed Irsay? Specifically: was it a drug overdose?
>>157250743Mahomes' playstyle more reliant on scrambling than Brady. Mahomes runs around waiting for defensive coverage to break down and for one of his guys (normally Kelce) to get into an open spot. Age and the accompanying loss of speed was always going to be Mahomes downfall.
>>157250916Jim WAS the drugs.
>>157250912She is really disgusting. I want her not alive.
>>157250912She's so fucking hot. She definitely has fake tits too.
>>157250917>for defensive coverage to break downYeah, right, that's what he waits for...>>157250789
>>157250927Imagine the bush.
>>157250927>>157250936Is she...hands on the black players, like the chick owner in Major League?
>>157250881>>157250912These are two different people, right?
>>157250956The bog is merciless.
>>157250956Welcome to the world of photoshop and image editing, not to mention makeup, lighting and framing.
>>157249544Reddit is so cringe
>>157249170What a goofball
>>157250988and there it is
>>157249648>jews
I got flak for calling the Broncos the boring pick for the Superbowl, but on the AFC side, is any team more deserving of that title? Not who you think is most likely, but who has the most realistic easiest shot all things considered. So not a team who fired their head coach or missed the playoffs or something
>>157250962>>157250964What the fuckI had seen that first image before, i always assumed it was one of the sisters
>>157251015>Newest anti Broncos cope is they are so good and so likely to run the AFC again it's boring
Why did he do it?
>>157249864>most guys that drive oversized pickup trucks are compensatingShocked
Hi. I come here from Ebaum's World and I'm wondering if there is a avi edit of The American Psycho doing a Fantasy Football Team and The American Psycho wants to see Paul Allen's team? Does that exist?
>CONGRATS: Los Angeles #Chargers star wide receiver Ladd McConkey and his wife Sydney announced that they are expecting their first child together.>Ladd and Sydney have been together since elementary, middle, high school, college, and #NFL.>Congratulations to the them.
>>157250398Herb deserves a better team, honestly.
I tell ya what, Tim in Jurassic Park really gets the short end of the stick the entire movie.
>>157250696He's such a spaz. I hope he stays relevant, but I think it'll be his last season before marrying the bench.
>one more hour til im sinking beersNearly their lads
>>157251078(((Spielberg))) made the female grandkid the tech genius and the male grandkid useless when in the book it was the opposite. Just a coincidence I'm sure.
>>157251095Is there anything decent brewed in Middle Earth?
>>157251033Not fat enough.
>>157251107He also made the fictional movie schindler's list, but people talk about that as a documentary.
>>157251107The girl was a straight up hindrance in the book.
Tell me exactly why you think this is the Bills year
>>157251113Yea we've got some good craft beer but it depends what you're into. I like strong bitter lager personally but IPA and pale ales are big too. We also export a shit ton of wine but wine is subjective everyone thinks they know good wine. I've had $20 cask wine that tasted better than $100 bottles from Tuscany
>>157251067I hope this is true
>>157251134Hell yeah! Digits are my favorite player
>>157251067she looks 40+ years old, yikes
>>157251148no one will ever love you
>>157251123it isn't, last year wasand they did the billsiest thing ever
>>157251123I dont. I think it's going to be a kitty bowl and Jags will get their first owl.
>>157251157She does look old enough to be his mom though, anon isn't wrong...
ya, I'm thinking we're back
>>157248855
>>157251191they have nothing to worry about because the stoolers won't even make the playoffs let alone the owl
>ermmmm ACKSHUALLY according to my own advanced metric (a cross reference of EPA, PFF grade and ADOT) it appears Jordan Love is due for a true breakout year. Please don't refer to him as "manLove" in this general anymore it's very disrespectful to a soon to be NFL superstar and MVP
>>157250917Scrambling QBs like Mahomes and Rodgers shouldn't be confused with rushing QBs like Cam Newton and Josh Allen. Scambling QBs have won MVPs and rings in their late 30s. Rushing QBs retire by their early 30s.
Bengals have an insanely easy schedule
>>157251199but why is he anthony fantanojak?
I hate this faggot franchise and I want to see that m*tt permanently crippled this year.
>>157251247i can't wait to see how they fuck it up
>>157251199yes, actually
>>157251269Yeah I’m sure with a worse Oline and with a coach who can’t come up with an effective run scheme I’m sure he’ll lead another WC exit 7 seed team. $55 million a year btw.
>>157251247Bugalows gonna bungalow
>>157251067HOLD UPthis is just Dan Orloksky in a wig
>>157251247Imagine STILL believing in Joey reddit after all the years of failure.
>>157251131My mother used to keep a huge box of wine on the kitchen counter and drink from it all day.
>>157251095>>157251131>>157251199It sad that every time you go out, you just hide in the corner on your phone posting on here. Do you need help taking to the humans in real life? Make eye contact, smile, quit being a douchebag all the time.
>>157251313Reminder: it all went downhill for Burrow after he made that pro-choice Instagram story.Maybe God Himself put a curse on him for supporting babykilling.
>>157251183Some 'big dog' shit.
>>157251321Of course it must be sad
>>157251256That post aged like fine wine. Josh Simmons had a great performance for the short period they had him. He got shredded during the offseason. He really is the next Trent Wiliams.
>>157251316>used toDid she dead?
>>157250749I swear sometimes I forget that most of yall never been in a real locker room or played football, some of the most homo erotic shit be going on in them. This ain't nothing.
>>157251313He jus' need some milk
FACT: Put Brock Purdy on the Broncos, Eagles, Ravens, or Lions and they would win a super bowl. Their shitty QBs are holding them back.
>>157250262This is sick, I love that these men aren't afraid to express themselves and are enjoying theri lives.
>>157251368TRVKE
>>157249762AI is so cringe
>>157251341Sure, but the Black population is also disproportionately gay...zoomers even more so.
>>157251321I'm not going out tonight i just got beer to drink at home? You do know it's winter here you fucking spastic kek. I catch up with mates and do quiz night as well but I'm not going out every single night after work. I have no idea why you think i do I'd be fucking broke as shit doing that
>>157249268Go suck off Bibi some more, Mark.
>>157250237Something about Kyler Murray
Just heard about romo the homo, now it doesn't seem too bad watching CBS late afternoon games kek
>>157251387>capital "b"cuck.
>>157251387I wouldn't know because I don't sit around obsessing over statistics on who is and isn't gay
>>157251435>he fears Black ExcellenceWe takin' over Black bros
>>157251437go shoot some more of your homeboys in chicago, retard.
Black *music sting*
>>157251436You sound convincingly straight >>157251435The capital N is an auto-ban on this board, I work with what i have
>>157250237Is that Ellen Page?
>>157251438Black Kings, we got 'em mad
>kangz
>>157250237Ref escorting Mahomes
>>157251443What's left of her
>>157251338No. She only drinks vodka and sprite now.
>>157251462>Ma realized a handle of vodka and some sprite is more bang for your buck than boxed wineShe's getting smarter
1.) Joshie 2.) Padford3.) Burrow 4.) Maye 5.) Mahomes6.) Lamar 7.) Dak 8.) Purdy 9.) Gayleb10.) Goof>just missed out ManloveBaker Herbie
>>157251469>no nineDisregarded
>>157248855Remember when dolphins tanked for Tua? That was some funny shit
>>157250237Just watched this bitch on Inception What an overrated pile of fecal matter
>>157249695Steady supply of white women
>>157251492yeah, those fat bitches need love too.
>>157251477>They fell for a meme slogan, oft-injured somoan instead of drafting Herbert>I could have had Dan Marino 2.0 leading my Miami Dolphins during the prime of my life It's cool though, I'm cool with it.
here's my prediction based on the last 5 seasons
>>157251509 replace the Dolphins with the Broncos and it's perfect.
>>157251509How much seethe would this generate?
>>157251513>>157251509I meant replace the Broncos with the Dolphins
>>157251509Forgot conference standings
>>157251508I'm really not sure which team is sadder between the Dolphins and the Jets. The AFC East sure is a shitshow. And remember when the Bills sucked too? Brady got free rides to the divisional round every year because of that division.
>>157251521They're both equally sad, lately I guess the Jets have been sadder what with their bust QB picks in Wilson and Darnold. At least the Tua-Hill-Waddle years were fun while they lasted
>>157251524At least when the Dolphins suck Miami fans can go get wasted on the beach and enjoy the sand and the surf. When you're a Jets fan you have to live in New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania.
>>157251521Depends what you think is sadder, being the only team since 2010 to not make the playoffs, or being a team whose last playoff win was before 9/11
Here it is, bitches. Seethe about it all night into the morning.
>>157251534Kek
>>157251327>joey plan b
>Vikings >owlAhhhh, I needed that laugh, damn
>>157251469https://youtu.be/yYFe_111u2g?t=635
Every player should be on one year contracts with some injury gaurantees for the next year if they get hurt. It would make every season incredible and week to week storylines would be amazing.
>>157251462>She only drinks vodka and sprite nowswap out the sprite for store brand lemon-lime seltzer water for even more cost savings and get rid of all the sugar from the sprite
>>157251600If she's an alcorexit, (barely eats and only drinks alcohol throughout the day), she's gonna want the calories sprite provides. My mom did something similar for years, only woth orange juice and vodka. Otherwise you're right.
>>157251600>>157251602Meant 'alcohrexic'
>>157251388You drink fosters over there right or are you a hamms guy?
>>157251388Why don't you just become a sugar baby to some rich old lady?
Don't worry. The wait is almost over. We get to see carson beck kino in almost a day! Then wait another week for preseason to start...
>>157251587This would be dogshit
>>157251682>Shartson Speck>Kino
>>157250749these zoomer bucks be hittin str8 different up in here...
Rasm
>>157251688I disagree
Ciao Ragazzi, I am here to support Arizona Cardinale. No, I am not the German berd sperg on vacation why would you assume that, Stronzo?
>>157250262You have to be demented to have such an inflated identity around a sports team that you go to church for it.
Cardinale, eh
>>157250262>no womenSo it's an all men meetup or something?
>>157251067Is it normal in America to have the same teacher through your whole education?
>>157249955Aren't they both over 40 and childless?
>>157251387>disproportionately gay...Because black males are raised without any dads or male figures so they end up mindwarped by the 20 older women and "sistas" raising them as well as their gay ass jew rap stars. Also a lot of molestation and weird sex
>>157251661lady? I'd rather take an old mans hot cock up my asshole like a real New England Patriots fan
>>157250499this shit honestly makes me pic related.I cant imagine how good it must feel to have an attractive woman dote on you and affectionately run her nails through your hair even in strange public settings.
>>157251740I hope you're enjoying some coffee and cigarettes like a real man instead of your gay tea
Reminder that Josh Allen’s wife fucked Michael B. Jordan so hard that he died. All of America saw this. Josh cried When normies see Hailee, their reaction is “Isn’t that the vampire bitch that like black cock?”
semi happening on /pol/ + /tv/ if you guys know Perez Hilton some dude trying to kys himself on a tiktok Livestream
I was out of the loop the last couple of days. I just saw the Assassination of the Coward Anthony Fauci by the Hero Aaron Rodgers. And of course reddit is still being the creepy dwarf's defense force. You can always count on reddit to defend the billionaire bureaucrats. They'll never let you down in that regard.
>>157250499>>157250360>mendoza is already a more accomplished quarterback than bustin turdbert and hasnt played a single regular season snap yet volcel kings win again
>>157252189Yes, I remember when liberals gave this psychotic faggot and bully pulpit to attack normal white women with.S to shit on this faggot jews' hopeful grave.Also, shout out to Will.I.Am for punching this queer in his eye 20 years ago.
