shut cunts edition
soon
post shit cunts
>>157251463
>>157251457pic unrelated
im very angry today
>>157251478yeah I didn't realise what we had going onhere's a shit cunt
post shit cheeks
KNEEL
>>157251505>tfw hawks CHAD>tfw traded him for a late round pickgrim grimglish
>>157251516>>157251487>>157251483>>157251444dont even know who these players are kek
Sorry other midfielders, the Brownlow is the exclusive property of Nick Daicos.
>>157251505Why wouldn't you get it cut off?
>>157251535not handsome enough for you mate?kek
>>157251546It's just the first and only thing people can see when looking at his face. It's a blackhole of eyelines.
fuck you, /alf/
>>157251555it's his CPU
7th November2023
>>157251557
>if i cut that off would you die?
>>157251487far from shit
>>157251562Crisp use of old tshirts.
My dreams are all dead and buried ...Sometimes I wish the Sun would just explode.
>>157251572yeah mate absolute gun KEK
>>157251576t. Bont on winning the Brownlow.
eatin some choccie
>>157251590
Do you guys like the new Mazda CX-5 ad?
>>157251576chin up dean soloman
>>157251620i hate all ads
Have these spastics considered just paying their players?
>>157251620what the dogfuck cunt are you on about spacker cunt?
don't you have to actually win games to win a brownlow?
>>157251649the afl changed the rules to ensure daicos wins this year
>ESSENDON interim coach Dean Solomon has pulled out of the race to take on the job full-time.Guy decides to not waste his time.
>>157251644That's St. Kilda's star recruit? Some lanklet?>Have these spastics considered just paying their players?It's meant to be an amateur game. Going pro would destroy the soul of it.
>>157251644makes nick daicos looked jacked
>>157251644>gaa won't play intl rules - afl players are thugs>gaa won't play intl rules - afl doesn't take it seriously>gaa won't play intl rules - afl keeps poaching our playersalways something with these micks.still feel bad for them though. no way can they professionalise gaelic football. some of those counties have barely 100k people (and increasing in browns), and teams are based in towns of 10k or less. county mayo's stadium can hold the town's population twice over. it's just not workable.
do rugbyspergs in ireland call it gaay
>>157251576You fucked up so you want everyone else to die?
henry brayshaw date night with annie
the sun will explode
>>157251678He just didn't have the passion for the club desu.
>tinder date says she supports saintsWorth it?
>>157251718SORRY BOYS, I'M TAKEN.
>>157251649Collingwood is the last cry of the fading vfl unc daysThey need someone, anyone, to keep the cucktorian relevance alive and allow teams like geelong to cheat with 500k no show jobs at cotton on one day a week and blokes like one two handball give and get players like daicos to rack possessions and justify sketchy ump awards even if the team is zero chance of winning the grand final.all business champ, cucktorias a big market
>>157251723she probably has more sex than annie knight
>>157251723Need her opinion on Ross Lyon. If she's a "Ross the Boss" type of girl then avoid as she's a complete nutjob.
>>157251725A WELL KNOWN PLAYER WANTED TO FUCK ME IM 30 BUT IM STILL RELEVANT MUH PUSSY
why is no one taking me seriously when i say hird had a three year contract in place with essendon to coach from the 2027 season
>>157251738Because you're carrying on like your post is a profound secret when it's actually common knowledge.>why is no one taking me seriously when i say goals are worth 6 points
what if essendon try sonething radical and just not have a coach?
>>157251738don't care fuckhead
why is no one taking me seriously when i say the afl has had rigging in place since the 2016 grand final
>>157251744
merrett should be captain coach and an hero the essendon football club once and for all
essendon football club names dick reynolds as the club's eternal coach
>>157251753thank god essendon made a stand and had merretts experience and leadership out there for 2026things could have got really out of hand
>>157251725Shes engaged but still fucks men for money. Why is she outing these specific guys then taking moral high ground?
he will be called zeck mirrit when he plays in poo peeland
>>157251770i wonder how she reacts when a male "pornstar" asks her to fuck for "content"
>>157251770She's an engaged woman so shouldn't be subjected to guys trying to hit her up. They need to show respect to her husband to be.
its easy for literal whos to get exposure these days heylook at the discussion this foreheadless walled prostitute is getting even on a bumfuck alf gennywe are doomed
>>157251776How much does she even perform? I see her and Bonnie Blue referred to as big name pornstars but neither of them see to actually do much porn.
>>157251784shes fucked in the head and he he has drippling alcoholism and a gambling addiction
>>157251791>foreheadlessUh, there's plenty of forehead there, m8.
>>157251804looks fuckin mong like her head is squashed
>>157251725who is this
>>157251812low-tier pornstar
>>157251812james brayshaws daughter in law
evening cunts
>>157251576she ran off and took our only chicken
>>157251821why doesn't he get her a job on the footy broadcast? she can be a boundary rider no problem
>>157251833Rider? I hardly know her!
the vibes are back :)thanks employedchads, the neets are horrible
>>157251841what are the distinctive differences between neetposting and wagieposting? for reference, I have been both
*bangs hammer*
>>157251344This. I went to a few anime cafes (brought along by friends over there) and they were shit. I refuse to go to one of them ever again, or a zoo in asia. Super bug mode.>>157251353Nothing against fred but hoyne and CD are fuckwits desu. Their le epic stats are just bullshit/don't stack up plenty of the time.
>>157251505>>157251535Anyone ever get moles removed? No one near this fella but thought about getting 1-2 on my face removed, just don't know the cost or best way to go about it
kek wagies really took that post to heart 3 hours drones. bed, wake up, slave
>>157251868yeah, a couple on my neck. the gp just dug them out and stitched them up. the scars are still thereyou have to go to a dermatologist if you want it done properly, but I would say it's worth it. apparently you can laser/freeze them off
>>157251854
serongs 193 cm tall and has an athletic build, good skeletal structure, is rich as fuck, plays footy for a living and the classic blonde hair blue eyes aesthetic he can live with a mole, you freak cunts need all the help you can get
Cats with the fucking dream run home
>>157251868yeah mate just said i can't do this anymore and we both went out seperate ways in life
you now remember mark baguley
>>157251878keep seething little shitneysook kek
>>157251888not me I don’t
>>157251881Still need the teams above them to drop a game though.Also might lose to North.
>>157251900Hate shitney but lets be honest here potato bro
Hope robbo tees off on fuckhead whateley on the front bar tonight
>>157251888The name is familiar but can't put a face to the name.
>>157251907>>157251900what did i do havent posted CurnGOD for a few days and MY swasn have all but sealed second on the ladder im stoked :D
>>157251919>MY swasn have all but sealed second on the ladderYou blokes almost never win easily against Poort. Big watch this weekend
>>157251900you always sound like youre seething desuprob narcissism stops you from seeing it objectively
>Forget Curnow and Thilthorpe, this Pie is the competition's form key forward
banepoof, swanscunt, catsfag and dogsperg, the big four of /afl/
all these ex coaches pretending to be hard as fuck saying they would defy the afl and rest as many players as they wantif they were actually coaching they would be slurping dils dick
How are the umpires so shit at their (part-time) job?
>>157251725can't bloody stand those hand movements women do in these types of videos
>>157251723based hog hunter
Diehard female footy fans are kinda offputting imoFor me, it’s the meek passive casual “fan” gf who only ‘supports’ a team because her dad does
>>157251872makes me laugh that this is unironically their pov at every morning and evening
>>157251997the type of bint who tells you "calm down, it's only a game" when you are spitting chips and putting the remote through the telly when your dumb cunt team blows a 4 goal lead with 10m to go then you just have to fucken belt her
>>157251946the newfag quaddie
>>157252007Yeah, but nah
>>157251997For me, it's the girl that "likes footy" but barely knows the players on her team, doesn't fully understand the rules, and cannot follow a game, but is happy to watch the footy with you and likes going to the games.
>>157251997I prefer the latter too but they have to understand the passion for it. Don't look at me confused when I'm screaming at the umps for robbing muh team.
>>157251937you have many images of mostly naked menyou are a poofter
>>157252020you should just support the swasnyouve posted more about them this year than your own team kek
Spoilt my dinner eating sweets again. I’m such a disgusting gluttonous fat little piggy
>>157252026crisp mrs pink
>>157252026go lions btw
>>157252023not everyone who hates shitney is one person and i post about my team moreyou should admit you're a poof
>>157252033sure you do champ lmaoCurnGOD
>>157252043My god, I have genocided so many kitties....
Talk to your mates about your mental health struggles ladsTime to open up
>>157252048if i do that i will be involuntarily committed to a mental hospital
>>157252007>>157252019Really don't understand the die hards.Winning feels pretty good for a few minutes. If it was a finals win you might listen to the shows about the following week.Losing you should be over by the time the final siren sounds.
>>157252048I have literally no one in my life to whom I can confide.
Australian people are so superficial and shallow they couldn’t and wouldn’t help anyway
>>157252048I am actually feeling mentally healthy atm thanks
>brisbane let gold coast score 130 and got beaten by by 70 points you can write them off for the flag this year>geelong exposed brisbane on the mcg they cant win this year>gold coast are hot and will beat brisbane in the semi>brisbane are banged up and cant compete with collingwood in the prelim>brisbane have no chance against geelong, they got exposed on the same ground 3 weeks ago. Mullin will keep mccluggage quiet again>brisbane let carlton score 150 and got smashed in the midfield, they cant win this year(you are here)
I have SDD (smelly dick disease)
>>157252048emphasis on the "your mates"do NOT start talking about that shit here
Miss her so much
>>157252072Banepoof, remember what I said?If Brisbane play Fremantle in a final this year you will not like what you see.
>>157252082bane playing shitney or freddit in a final is literally a free ticket to the granny, both of those teams are weak as piss mental midgets
>>157252074The cure for this “disease” is a shower.
Brisbane's defence is about as shit as North Melbourne's They won't be winning the flag I'm afraid
>>157252082you dont make the calls here mate i do
>>157252087I said Fremantle, not Sydney
Which political party will you blokes be voting for in the upcoming Victorian state election?
>>157252092fremantle lost at home to gold coast in their first ever final kekthey are years off a flag
>nooooooooooooooo we had the best stats all home and away season but got btfo in the grand final its not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157252093I’m not Victorian and this is not football related.>>>/pol/
>>157252066feel free to leave fuckwit >>157252061you got us
>>157252082You are a homosexual coward.
>he thinks fraudbane (fucking SMASHED by THE blues) stand a chance v freo at homeKEKKEKKEKKEKKEK
>>157252101you keep saying this as if it's relevant
>>157252048too /strongmind/ to be a sadcunt desu
collingwood beat geelong in a grand final 50 years agothat means collingwood are better than geelong
>he thinks freddit (who lost the only final they've played in recently, to a team that has never played finals before) will somehow beat brisbane, the two in a row premiers
>fredditfucking kek
is losing to carlton by 76 points timing your runasking for a disabled friend
guy poocum and still gay against the brisbane midfield kek
>>157252061I'm there for you, mate. What's on your mind?>*ghosts you*
>>157252061trust no one not even yourself
Fucking hell, lad. I was only prepared to hear you complain about your team losing, not any of that heavy shit.
>are you okay?>no, i ha->that’s not good go get help ay well gotta go hooroo
DTA - Don't Trust Anybody
>>157252048I'm fine but one of my friends is depressed (has been for years). Still functions well enough but I'm worried he's going to rope one day.
I'm cold and standoffish, I don't like other people
>frogposter thinks anyone cares about his opinionlol
Have any of you guys seen the new Ted Lasso yet?
>>157252203chris fagan is the real life ted lasso
Would deck the lot of ya
are you malakas watching the calcio tonight?
>>157252219Stop being so arrogant
Would dick the lot of ya
Umm helloIs losing to carlton by 76 points on the eve of finals timing your run?
>>157252088im a grower tho
>>157252223Who’s playing?
I'm beginning to question whether you blokes are, in fact, deadset ripper legends.
>>157252223yeah mate, vamos inter milan
>>157252230>1 month away>evecrisp meth smoker
just ripped arse probs the biggest arse ripping itt tonight
>>157252240milan red and black vs milan blue and black
>>157252254nah champ i got IBS
when did the AFL lose its passion and rivalries and its sovlful atmosphere?
>>157252260do NOT think you can make these sort of implications when 80% of the AFL is in melbourne and plays out of the MCGc h a m p
>>157252230>ummmm helloIs losing to gold coast by 66 points on the even of finals timing your run?
>>157252262ground rationalisation. simple as
>>157252261oh yeah? just fucking shat my pants so fuck me
We should all learn and speak Latin as a trad subculture thing
fucking burrito from zambrero has done an absolute number of on me
i just did the biggest disgusting shit and have no idea why i havent been eating much the last few days, and eating healthy food as well
>>157252223>watching soccer in current anno domini it's a dead sport now and I would rather not watch a bunch of effeminate low iq black and arab zoomers running around trying and failing to put in through balls for 90 mins
>>157252296Spanish Tiki-taka 2: Electric Boogaloo has brought back talent, skill, and tactics into world football. It’s not so much a foregone conclusion that the football meta would be pacey athletic showman excitement machine speedsters sprinting up the wings.
beep boop wogbot
AFL players starting to get paid more than they are worth, this lead to the broader socio economic disparity between players and the fans. Eventually this will lead to an all out schism between player and fan to the point where the player no longer cares if he wins or loses(this has already happened in soccer starting in around 2015 or so) and the same will happen in the AFL very soon.
>>157252201>seething about frogsGet out.
shut the fuck up you worthless cunt
>>157252089>Brisbane's defence is about as shit as North Melbourne'sAcross the last 8 weeks their defence has been 6th and their attack has been 1st. I think they're doing okay for a team that hasn't had a settled defensive line-up all season.
>>157252326I will bodyslam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants.
>>157252230Collingwood lost to Geelong in the last round of 2011 by 96 points and still made the Grand Final no problem.It's good to get a loss out of the way to remove the pressure.
>>157252342How did you know I was bald?
>>157252345does it feel odd not having hair on your head?
dadza knows how to act all performative when he wants to
how many tradie mongs in this months dashcam compilations
Had a horrible day
>>157252352does it feel odd not having balls between your legs?
Cheer me up you blokes
>>157252357Only two more to go.
>>157252363mcdonalds is busiest on the weekends retard
don't think I could support a team where the captain wears a long sleeve guernsey
Fuck cars, enjoy paying for your petrol cagecucks
>>157252363two long and agonising days left for a short af 2 days off and then it's 5 days on the "hustle" again
>>157252358ill take your aggressive non answer as a yes
>>157252367Wouldn't know. Don't work or dine there but thanks for the tip.
>>157252382shut the fuck up you worthless cunt
>>157252385its just common sense retardyoure not clever or even liked in this genny
>>157252368James Sicily is the bravest trans player in any sports league around the world.
>conceding 150+ points to gws doesn't mean anything we are timing our run>conceding 150+ points to carlton doesn't mean anything we lost by 68 to gold coast last yearYOU ARE HERE>losing to hawthorn at the gabba and missing top 4 doesn't mean anything we can win it from anywhere>losing to collingwood at the mcg doesn't mean anything only finals count>losing to collingwood in an EF doesn't mean anything we won the last two flags and we'll win it next year for 3 out of 4(shits pants and furiously pounds arsehole)>losing lachie neale and zac bailey doesn't mean anything...we are the pride of brisbane town...
The niggers itt are acting too much like niggers for me to feel comfortable rn. Pls wind it back.
>>157252390Whatever you say, wagie.
funny how working hours basically doubled after the industrial revolution
>>157252400isnt that because of the welfare state
I am spiritually NEET even if I'm technically not.
>>157252248>>157252266>>157252344copius maximus
>>1572523941, Banes are going to shit on Collingwood. It's going to be a 10 goal win.2. Lachie Neale and Zac Bailey, while elite for this season, are going to be grandpas next season so it's good that they've freed up list spot for fresh academy talents. Would've sucked to have to delist them so it's good they've found a new home themselves.
>>157252394tldr
>>157252404Meaning you're a worthless disgusting lazy slob who never cleans his room or washes himself?
I wonder what its like having sex with roided women
What happened with Zac Bailey? All the journos were saying he was a done deal and they expected his signature soon and then nothing happened and they just don't talk about it anymore.
bane are flushedthe ump was onto their ducking for frees and didnt pay em thats why carlton pumped em the frauds kek
once a month the neighbours upstairs do a bunch of drilling and constructions sounds at night and they're at it again (no it's not sex)simply don't understand it
>>157252415I'll have you know my house is extremely tidy.
>>157252404same a 3 day weekend is all it takes for me to get back into neet-mode where I become totally averse and mentally unstable at the thought of going back to work
>>157252416>Draw a man>Call it a woman
>>157252403it's because of the Jewish Protestant work ethic
>>157252422They got a powered piston pump for the dildo.
banepoof is even easier to rev than piesperg
>>157252422>(no it's not sex)You can't prove that.
>>157252436he's the gift that keeps on giving
