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Don't think this thread is going to last
kwab at doyers
George Bernard Shaw
https://x.com/magee_ver/status/2085115971002589328
>>157257847coward
Dodgers suck ass
>>157257847Take your racism back to r/baseball
>doyerpacos got raped and gaped by the two whitest regions of the countryat least they face their fellow pacos next
>Emptying the "farm" for Skubalcouldn't be my Chadres, we got Ray and Mize for cheap
>>157257847OH MY SCIENCE I JUST CAN'T
>>157257898>at least they face their fellow pacos nextMexicans in Phoenix are all doyers fans lol, Dbacks are a white fanbase
Should the MLB change the rules so teams like the Dodgers could aquire more and better players, so they would have a fairer chance to win at least one game?
Doyers got fleeced
>>157257881holy kek
>>157257858Nothing ever does Walker.
6 7!
>>157257913There's already a court ruling that the Dodgers get to keep an extra 60 million of their TV revenue
>>157257912si senor, very white in arizona
>>157257927lol!
>>157257932and nothing prevents that from being accounted for in the next contract.
>>157257847Dave Chappelle look alike
>>157257858what happened to the 4chan I loved
doyerchads are lightskinned mestizos
Reports coming in that the Dodgers are calling the league office in attempts to get the trade deadline opened back up. Sources close to the Dodgers are saying they plan to target "The Boston Red Sox."
ricky t has played an entire 3 innings without an injury, ya scared, mleb?
>Eagles, Giants, and Cowboys trick Redskins into signing bisexual
My 6 game losing streak Doyers :/
>>157257977good, fuck you
>mfw I saw the name of this thread
>>157257977don't give up hope! It's not like they've been AWOL for 6 months
Ravensbros how we feeling
Let's be kind to each other for the rest of the thread
>doyerpaco damage control is to put a slur in the genny so they can get it nuked and hopefully people forget they lost kek
>Blue Jays claimed Matt Waldron off waiversthe knuckleball era is over, oh well, he wasn't very good but he had that one season....
>>157258005KEK it's true!
Doyertranny melty kek
manfred told the doyers to lose 6 straight so they have a narrative to compete against football o algo
>>1572579987-3
HEY OP YOU READY FOR WILL WARREN'S PERFECT GAME?!
can the blow gays start doing good again so chikky can go back to seething about us instead of whatever this ritual is
34 years and no stan lees kekthe only sport you care about and we've kept you cucked for three and a half decades
An hour forty until my pirates take on some other team on NATIONAL TV. Be there or be square!
alright thats better
>>157258038>blowing Game 6 and 7 of the World Series at home
>>157257943?? MLB is not gonna suddenly overcharge them for the last bit of charity. It's not gonna kill you to acknowledge the Dodgers got a bit of favoritism
>>157257847Wow….Jackie Robinson didn’t die for this language to still be used
There should be a secret second trade deadline.
>>157258021>o algoYou're trans
Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game?
>>157257943You mean the next CBA? It's a court ruling, the MLBPA or MLB can't do anything about it unless they want to get sued. The ruling lasts until 2039.
>>157257933Arizona has alot of mexicans but they're all Dodgers fans, Dbacks are white
doyers can still use the waiver wire
>>157258104My uncle lives in Phx/Scottsdale and he used to be a famous caller on the local radio shows, they called him Dodger Tom
>>157258097paco do you not understand "accounted for"? they will be forced to to give up more because of that ruling
>>157257909mize is gonna give you 5 inningshopefully your bullpen is good
TwentySevenRings
the important games are starting soon
>>157258166* (none since 2009)
>>157257847No racism
>>157258166>>157258180FACT: the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since the invention of the iPad.
>>157257927I was asleep, did doyerpacos really think they were going to come back during the 8th?
>>157258190Maybe a little racism, as a treat?
>>157258197Also FACT: the New York Yankees have won at least 16 more World Series than your favorite team.
>>157258197What are you talking about? They won in 2026
>>157258213bad dinger!
>>157258213DINGER!
>>157258229>>157258230Please don't use the hard R
>>157258219The Yankees fan kiss their hopes of even making the world series goodbye, now that Daddy Houston is headed to the playoffs.
If you rearrange the letters in dinger you get nigder, just saying.
>doyerpacos bought every player they could>except the one they actually neededcucked by hated flyovers
>>157258166The only yankee rings that count are the ones from before they built a little league field to play inWant to guess how many that is?
22 games over .500
>>157258238>playoffsHouston was in the POSTSEASON in 2024 dumbass. Which was the year the Yankees lost in the world series incase you forgot.
>calipacos try to go more than 2 hours without seething about the superior historical east coast which comprises the Bedrock of the United States Of Americakek
>>157258216I don’t count any before the color barrier was broken, before the expansion era, before the introduction of the draft, before the introduction of the luxury tax, and during the steroid era.
we cuckwatching the mests i guess?
>>157258241Left field is big by stadium standards, you dumb tranny
nobody cares about the rays lil bro
which player broke the steroid barrier?
How is this thread allowed? And why are you all okay with it?
>>157258263bullwatching the gards, but yes
>>157258275It's okay to be racist against the Yankees.
It's O time
>>157258275I encourage it
>>157258238George Lombard is your daddy. Your cheating midget can't last forever
>>157258273As in who was the first to use them as a PED? Mickey Mantle.
>>157258275it's ok to hate on black people o algo
>>157258265>318 down the line Lol Lmao even
>>157258265Don't get mad it me, it's simply a baseball fact the Yankees have won zero rings without a short porch. Draw whatever conclusion you will...
Is this guy the biggest waste of God-given talent in the history of the sport?He's gonna retire with 3 playoff games played, 1 hit and he doesn't give a fuck.
yankees lied and people died
>doyerpacos already precoping about losing to the dbagskek
>>157258290
>>157258257And the Yankees can thank the Detroit Tigers for their easy path to the ws that year. Don't tell me you think they would've gotten past Houston. C'mon now.
There are people old enough to drive who were not alive for the last Yankees World Series win LOL
>>157258275I turn a blind eye to racists as long as they leave the girls itt alone
>>157258367That Jew is on the twins now
>>157258359If baseball didn’t exist he’d be working construction
>poodrepacos shitting the thread up 3 hours before their game
>>157258359He’s Griffey Jr 2.0 Elite natural talent with injury problems stuck his entire career on mid teams
>>157258387baseball doesnt exist
seethe about your own game doyerpacos
doyers KEK
Once summer break ends, roughly 71% of all high schoolers would have been born after the Yankees’ last World Series championship.
>>157258387And where would you be?
>>157258391Watch the better LA team play paco
>>157258393Are the Angels going to win 116 games once he leaves?
and THERE it is... in MY em el bee?!?!
>>157258425still in my mansion posting in /mlb/
>>157258387if Cocks didn't exist your mom would work for walmart
>>157258387Eeeh he'd probably be a storm chaser or work as Millville's local weather guy>>157258393>Ken Griffey Jr. played in 18 career postseason games, batting .290 with 20 hits, 6 home runs, 11 RBIs, and 12 runs scored.At least Griffey Jr has these stats going for him.Ohtani surpassed Trout's entire October legacy by the 3rd inning of his first PS game in 2024
>>157258434Yes but he has to go to the Reds.
>>157258438>And there it isKEK
Lauren needs to cover up those legs or I'm calling the FCC
>>157258421there are guys being drafted in international pools that were born after the last yankees win kek.
>>157258462Not even the trolls could disagree with that
https://wikifeet.com/Lauren_Shehadi
ive never seen the yankees win a ring
The last time the stankees won it all I was still in diapers. Still diaped up to this day but that’s besides the point
Hey guys, just woke up from a 16 year coma. How many rings did my Yanks win? I've got some catching up to do.
>>157258474>take this chuddy
>bobish ette
mlb won most of their champioships with baseball was the #1 sport in americayour team won their championships when it was the #2, #3, #4 or #5 sport in america.
>>157258492you're not going to believe this, but the mariners STILL haven't appeared in the ws
>The New York Yankees boast an impressive 1479-1125 regular season record since the 2010 season, good for 2nd overall in the major leagues >Playoff performance is a different story however, with the Yankees struggling to a 42-47 record in October. The 47.2% win rate is 13th best postseason mark in the majors over that stretch. >Surprisingly, the Yankees have the worst postseason win percentage among frequent playoff teams, sitting dead last among teams with 70+ playoff games since 2010.
>>157258505kek meant to write yankeesits just emblematic of how the yankees ARE baseball
>>157258393Those Mariners teams were not mid.
>>157258515>>157258505retarded chikaner faggot lmao Also>doggiedoosKEK!!
>>157258477finally a good post
>>157258505your team won championships before we sent people into space
>>157258526kek
>>157258511If you went to sleep after the 09 season it's the most basic assumption you could possibly still hold.
>>157258515This insinuates that MLB = baseball. What a close-minded take from you
>>157258477One of my screencaps is on there!
nice play benge
>>157258520raped and gaped by hated football and even basketball
kek xhe’s really seething now
>>157258517Yes they were. Picrel is Griffey’s tenure in Seattle excluding his swan song 10 years later when he was fat and Seattle wa terrible
sex with lauren shehadi
Me? I’m a MLB fan. /We/ win the World Series EVERY year Get on /our/ level
>>157257847um, based /mlb/ title
TIME FOR NATIONALS BASEBALL!!1!
>>157258526>haha it's been nearly 60 years since baseball was relevantkek self own
Breaking: Trout checked in on the Mozeliak War Room
>>157258578>4th - 7th in the AL West during the 2-division era and primarily 3rd place in the AL West during the wildcard era.That’s the very definition of midAlso the Mariners reached the WS in exactly zero of those seasons (as well as every one before or since).
damn Petey Halpin can field
>>157258545I remember the first time I went to a baseball game that Lauren Shehadi was at.I was sitting behind the dugout of a Mets game and I was hanging out and chirping at the players when this Dominican guy, probably Juan Soto, came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the front office, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and Bo Bichette and Francisco Lindor were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker. Bichette bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. Soto handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you're on MLB Network..." I stood up and Soto took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but Steve Cohen told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until the entire roster was satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the worst night of my life.
>>157258609If baseball has become irrelevant, why are you boasting about your success in an irrelevant game?
>>157257847Jizz Chimpcum, Jr.
'member when superheroes were cool?
>>157258634do not reply to twinkaner
>all this re-arranging because turner is a babby
>>157258634i'm not? i'm pointing out the yankees won when baseball was on top of the american sports world, pretty much every championship post ~1965 has been marred by the fact that baseball has been shit on by football and even basketball and college basketball
>>157258641uh huh
my jays have won 3 series in a row, not that that matters since we can't fucking hit
how can MLB get baddies to post content about it? that's the path to growth for zoomers and gen alphas.
I don’t post with racists. Anyone making demeaning comments to Jazz should leave. Or else.
>>157258686Finally someone i kinda look like (but I don't do pigtails)
Andrew Painter is fucking terrible!You're telling me the Phillies could have traded him for anyone at any deadline in the last four years and this is the reward for holding on to him?
>>157257909I don't think you got mize cheap
>5th starter slopwell gg nats
>>157258654favourite superhero: my dad
>>157258694have an insta?
>>157258699>andrew painter in forty years.jpglmfao, but yeah it's sad
Bo Bi-asketcatch
Future surgeon
Imagine the seethe from this genny when it comes out that Manfred is chikaner (and vice versa)
>>157258717>watermelon glove
>>157258703WE SCORED A FUCKING RUN!!1! YES, THIS IS LIKE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES FOR US RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU!
>>157258717kek
>>157258717>sorry your mother died from the, what’s it called? sepsis or whatever.
>>157258723manfred is a reckerposter
>>157258727watch bohm at first. I feel like he always pulls off the bag way too early and one time a team is going to challenge it
>>157258690I wholeheartedly agree
Baty Bomb!
>>157258725and there it is
>>157258686get sauds and qataris to invest in mlb, they'll find a way to get thots to post about it
BATYBOMB
its over
>>157258739OKAY I'LL LET BLAKE KNOW TO KEEP AN EYE OUT
>>157258690
Polanco bomb!
THEY LET POOLANCO HOMERPOOLANCO!
>gords
the demons have been exercised at the deadline, the mets are good again
>>157258737Manfred mindfucked Manoah
Colson Montgomery is such an easy out. How does he ever hit home runs?
>>157258765
>Sox Game >women announcers
>>157258771Theo taught Breslow about hitting and pitching at Fenway in June, launch angle doesnt matter
>>157258511It's true.
>>157258782We almost had a brawl, and they didn't even notice.
>>157258782so far they're not that bad
>finally get to see the yankees play>southwest florida (reminder: in florida, not new york) is a BLACKOUT ZONE for yankees games>cant get gotham sports, MSG+, Yes network, or Yankees.tv>see 13 games a year on random channels and random days>finally get 1 game on amazon…>its delayedfuck man WHYFUCK man. BASEBALL IS THE WORST SPORT TO VIEW EVER. not even football is this jewishly greedy and restrictive
>>157258782>it’s another NESN all-female broadcastsend me some music suggestions
They think the rain is gonna stop Will Warren from pitching a perfect game
>>157258782Name one thing hotter than women
>>157258782It's so terrible wtf they're barely talking about the game being played
>>157258808blackout zones make no sense man. i cant watch the rays because i live in miami.they both play in the same fucking state.
>>157258815women who don't talk while i'm trying to watch the damn game!
>>157258801theyre not going to fuck you, pal
>>157258808A million New Yorkers have moved to Florida since 2020. There’s more Yankees fans in Florida than Marlins or Rays fans
>>157258815the sun
i like yankschizos confidence, more posters should talk shit
Did you know the Miami Marlins used to be called the Florida Marlins? rolls off the tongue a little bit better
>>157258808Go back to New York then limo libtard
congrats angel
>>157258815women (bug)
>>157258815Redheaded women with big tits
friendly reminder we love women here
>>157258823Based sports and women enjoyer.
>>157258826And they vote straight ticket democrat to make Florida like the shithole they came from. Top kek
>Female announcer for the Red Sox is jinxing it
all women should have their teeth and vocal cords removed so they can shut up and suck our dicks while we watch the game
>>157258844mommy..
Is Jenny Dell and her cuteness doing the Sox game?
>>157258815a slender hairless twink's tight young asshole
>>157258808Iowa is the craziest. If you live in that state, you're blacked out from watching the Cardinals, Royals, Cubs, White Sox, Twins, and Brewers, including any game that any other team plays against them. on any given day that's a third of all baseball games.
>>157258864go rival team!
>1-0We’d be up 6-0 by now if this game was being called by men
>>157258863
>>157258782kek more humilation rituals for papists
>>157258864chop on, brotha!
>>157258872Curse of the Booba-bino
>>157258830its a false flagging doyerpaco
>>157258866who is their local team considered? Rockies?
>>157258812Lacuna Coil
>>157258883
Heidi Watney
>>157258885>doyers>L5need to update that one ;)
>>157258640show your face
>>157258844i hooked up with a sorority girl who wore that exact top but like 4 cup sizes smaller. imagining the size difference got me embarrassingly erect.
>>157258812https://youtu.be/me88oBHJZAA
>>157258897>>157258866>>157258808>>157258826>>157258849>primary demographic is autistics and NEETs>cry that games get blacked outlol
>>157258808horrible. i cant name a sport more unwilling to show games to the public than baseball
the general just hasn't been the same without Taryn... NBC Philly legitimately replaced her with some literal who søyboy
>>157258903she looks like she eats ass
>>157258897A blackout means those are the local teams. All six teams have the right to broadcast games in Iowa, so you can't watch those teams on MLBTV, even if said teams aren't actively broadcasting there.
>>157258808mlb is severely demoralized after 6 decades of fighting for 2nd/3rd place, the NFL has an abundance mindset by comparison
>>157258908
>>157258921Tmac genny
>>157258808>be australia>wake up, enjoy a flat white with some avocado on toast for breakfast>turn on the mlb tv>every game, on demand>no blackouts >no ads, just kino mlb shorts during the breaks>getting paid to watch while I wfhfeels good
>>157258815asian women
>>157258930*licks armpits*
>>157258930does she do anal ysis or only color eds?
welcome to the bigs kidenjoy your first error, we'll save the ball for ya
phillies are so back rn
arreas showing up entire phillies roster is kind of rude
whos that girl in the pink pants in the bawston 'tators box?please do the needful
>>157258812Mass of the Fermenting Dregs
>back to 7.5 games backkek philthies
a guy with 5 home runs on the season just batflipped a solo home run in the 2nd inning
>>157258972
are we playing or not
>these broads on the Sox game
>>157258976uh oh we got ourselves an expos fan here
>>157258983You're best off just going home unless you wanna be perfect gamed by Will Warren
>>157258985It's John Schriffen and Dan Plesac.
yeah, i'm thinking riley is back
>>157258972philthoid didnt like this one
I didn't know Polanco was capable of hitting dingers anymore
>>157258812Venom Prison
>Tune into white sox game>Cuts away to focus on women in sports broadcastingUhh... What about the game?
balk :D
>>157258976gotta take em where you can get em
>>157258812Employed to Serve
im lovewatching my baseball team right now if you even cared
>>157259012#biggerthanagame
>>157258844she WAS hot until I noticed the tattoos, yuck
I need an afillin'!
>sean murphy is still shit
>>157259011>>157259025you guys dont look like this, right?
>>157259028keep us posted
wtf is with all the foids
>>157258812Boris
rake baldwin
>>157259049check above the scorebug chudits womens celebration game
>>157259049its take your fuckhole to work day
>>157259011That’s a female vocalist? Damn she’s got some pipes
My Pirates. My Pirates. My Pirates.
>>157259049marry fuck kill
>>157259049it's boston what did you expect
Is the Sox game female announcers too on the Chicago Sports Network broadcast?
>>157259045I look like this >>157259011 but you have to guess which one
>>157258812White Reaper
Tyler O’Neill moonshotCoby Mayo moonshot
>>157259007How do I get whores to like me bros
finally the mets give us a glimpse
mest moment
>>157259049The one on the right would be so fun to degrade. Tie her up and piss on her before going to town.
>>157259049its weei day bud
darude - sandstorm
>>157259049i am so glad i stopped watching and only read box scores
>>157259049imagine the smell of the booth
>>157259091Until Joe Castiglione unretires I shant be tuning in
>>157259066Yea they fucking rip
>>157259096The Jazz Chizzum Trio
>>157259049theyre fucking with a streak is what theyre fucking doing
>>157259072No it's Schriffen and Dan Plesac.
>>157259049and just like that the red sox become cursed and will miss the playoffs
>>157259099hes in the booth for the occasional game
>turn on the red sox games>a bunch of babbling women in the boothWhat the fuck is this?
the AL is so bad that not even a femoid caster curse can doom the red sux
THE DURBINATOR
Wanna know how fucking cheap the Pohlads are? They have their Ace pitcher doing commentary just so they don't have to pay someone not currently collecting a paycheck from them to do it. Fucking cheap fucks.
>>157258815women (male)
UH POPE SOX?
>>157259125It's called progress, chud. Your redneck town wouldn't know about it.
>>157259145you wouldnt try that in a small town
>>157259141Sup?
>>157259102kek underrated and deserves a (You)
>>157259110Looks like I'm paying $19.99 a month. fuck the announcers on these pirate sites
>grown man named Petey
>>157259049it would be fine if they looked like this
>>157259139should they hire some jew instead rabbi?
Beam em up Scotty
Im new to baseball. How does the playoff seeding work.Is it top 2 teams of each division go to playoffs or top 3 or what? If redsox keep winning and yankees keep sucking does that mean yankees out of playoffs.Or is it win total for entire league and division doesnt matter
>>157259185I don’t even know anymore Manfred made this shit too confusing
Since when is Dan Plesac in the Chisox booth?
>>157259181Yes. Baseball is and always was a jewish sport.
>more runners stranded
>>157259147yowch! thats gotta hurt!
>>157259181They already have one doing the play-by-play. They fired the good guy I listened to my entire life and brought in one of (((them))).
>>157259174>Plastic bugsLow test faggot
>>1572591856 teams from each league get in, 3 division winners and 3 WCs. The bottom 2 WCs play each other and the top WC plays the bottom Divvy winner, it then goes to a standard 4 team tree. This is in both leagues
>>1572591853 division winners + 3 other teams with the best record go to the playoffs
Would you rather fuck a girl who does play by play of everything you do, or fuck a color commentary girl who goes on tangents about random shit while you fuck her?
>>157259139ever consider fans maybe like that instead of some soulless kosher (((commentator)))?romo is a god tier NFL announcer for instance
>>157259201who?
>>157259049this one was cute and chubby in the right places
>>157259185The two winners of divisions with the best records get a first round bye and the winners of the divisions in each league with the worst record plays against the two next best record teams in a three game wild card series to get into the playoffs!
>>157259185Each league has 3 division winners and 3 wild cards. The AL East could have as many as 4 teams in the playoffs (which is not even far fetched at this point).Top 2 division winners get byes. The 3rd division winner gets stuck in the wild card round with the 3 wild cards.
>>157259226The latter. A women spitting out some fun facts while I pork her sounds interesting
A Sirious blast
>>157259230I fucked her
>>157259229Dick Bremer was the classic guy, him and Bert were the voice of the Twins my whole life and then they ditched bert for a few players from the 00s and 10s, then got rid of Dick before they needed to and brought in some jew, cory provus, instead.
porked the missus today
80% of this Sox broadcast is dead air
>>1572592143 seed plays the 6 seed
>>157259256can i see
>>157259259seed this bussy
>>157257847KEK
ANOTHER DINGER FROM WILYER
>>157259256your poor cat
>>157259226ive been seeing this girl with crazy adhd and she talks so insanely muchstopped listening to 80% of what she says (this wont end well)
The Red Sox just have the White Sox' number.
>>157259257When ever they stop talking it's because they are secretly kissing each other.
>>157258748please no. id rather we remain obscure and impoverished than that.
>>157259263no faggot
Is MLB one of the worst sports to go pro in? Its like having an actual job. All your days are like 10 hours and you have to live out of a hotel for over half the year. Granted you get your own room and the staff at each hotel knows what you like, but still. Its a lot of work for that salary.
>>157259288okay sorry
>>157259250Who did here comes the pizza?
>mfw the red sox play the white sox
>umpire interference
classic 2 outs RISP Dubon
>>157259289No, MLB is one of the better gigsIn football your career lasts like 3 years on average and you will probably come away from it with CTE and lifelong crippling pain
The White Sox are going to be swept by the hottest team in baseball. The 'dians are going to be swept by the METS.
lil bro thinks hes part of the team
>>157259289>be football player>play football>retire broken, sore, and addicted to oxycontin >wake up one day and murder your wife and children for no reason >anhero
>>157259291Don Orsillo (now with the Padres) and Jerry Remy (dead)
>>157259250when the unknown suits and skirts come in they have to make changes to justify their job so they fire the old people and replace them with younger for no reason
>>157259315here for a good time not a long time
>>157259313God I hope they ditch this dude. Everybody that has taken his place has been an improvement.
>>157259291I dunno, I only watch the Twins and none of them did that.
>>157259321FAlso F
>>157259313putting him back in the lineup even once is the equivalent of punting the season away
>>157259289>be MLB pitcher>swing your arm around like 80 times>get taken out halfway through the game>don’t have to work until next week
>>157259300FUCKING FATASS, GET OUT OF THE WAYFAT MOTHERFUCKER
shuddup
>>157259313My twins almost signed this hack instead a few decent years of Karlos Korea.
The best >mest podcast is ending :(
>>157259341
>>157259340why??
Like half the league has an investment bank as their jersey sponsor.
fellas
>white sux
>>157259339with baseball you generally need to work your way up for 4-5 years and worry about if youre going to make it. if you domt youre 30 with no schools and all your business network is minor league baseball. in the other sports you know very early on if you have a real chance to go pro and if you dont you take the free ride through college and have a normal life.
SHAWTY GOT LOWE LOWE LOWE LOWE lowe lowe lowe lowe
>>157259367Cope and seethe
>>157259353Unfortunately the Mets traded them to the Dodgers.
>>157259353which one is pregnant?
whats wrong with painter?
You will be going to the Portland Sea Dogs game in a few weeks to get the Emma Tiedemann, currently commentating the Red Sox game, bobblehead, right?
>>157259289NHL I would argue is more brutal because lot of times the minor league affiliates aren't local and you may have to live all over America and Canada.
>>157259399hockey doest count. those guys would do it for free
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Elder is dealing
>>157259405I do this
>>157259405>drawn by rob leifield
>Yankees didn't pay the power billkek
>>157259405*pops you up with a 92mph sinker*
>>157259405Reminds me of the fat kids in Caddyshack when the hot chick walks in the pool area.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIESeY6qq1w
sonny just ANALED them
>>157259289they just stand around most of the day. most sports are more intense.
>>157259422kek
>>157259313>Trevor… oh hey what’s up man? This is kind of embarrassing but umm.. we kind of let Andruw Monasterio have your locker. I know I know it’s just that he needed somewhere to put his stuff and you weren’t really using it and… you know what I think there’s a storage room right around the corner where you can go and change, just make sure to clean up before you leave………. starting? Oh like starting in the lineup? Yikes uhh… this is embarrassing… you know what I’ll think about it, I’ll think about it.
wish we kept joey bart and left retard murphy in AA
>>157259404Oh yeah hockey players are fucking monsters...but imagine playing for the Florida Everblades and then getting traded to Western Canada in January. Yikes.
>>157258699>injuredFUCK!Thanks for picking up starting pitching depth at the deadline, Dumbowumbo!
>>157259434There’s a West Canada?
Warren is better than Schlittface
>>157259396>female bobbleheadsyikes
who needs PCGAY when you have BENGE
>>157259450I'd like to one of that susan bitch that did yankees games, just so I could pretend I am flicking her face irl.
>>157259447Where do you think the 2010 Winter Olympics were desu?
>>157259429You are still at work though. Most of the team is only getting paid like $5k a game for a few years until they are dropped. Granted, no CTE, but it takes up a bunch of time, and the players are not very popular.
kek that was ruled a single for duran the official scorers have been horrid all season
>>157259450imagine hot gluing it and it's head bobs as you blast it in the face
Hey JANKEES can you sort out your triple A park???
PCAryan got em seething again
>>157259471Chicago broadcast said it was an error.
>>157259479qrd?
>>157259479broadcast had to add another mic to down out the yankee fans just yelling random shit kek
>>157259471so have your posts been
>>157259457I do not know the answer to that question
>>157259486The lights have gone out twice
>>157259471Falsenvke, it was ruled an error
>>157259493Only in da broncks!!
>conner wongInnings over.
For me, it's a night of wine and hot sweaty sex with Audra Martin.
Drew Romo might be the worst ABS challenger ever. If he's not, it's Edgar Quero.
Are the White Sox always this bad with their challenges?
comon berds what was that
>>157259496>>157259485>>157259471Now ruled a double lolIt was hit hard. Wasn't exactly routine for Mune.
>>157259511Gross caked on make up face, no thanks.
How the hell did this thread survive? Are the jannies on strike?
>>157259519Yes, unfortunately.
joyce has been squatting
>>157259526Wasn't offering anyways.
loool
link 3 my old friend
That nigga Yan pitching. Keith is gonna blow a gasket kek.
>>157259511Where's Jamie Hersch?
>>157259544Hope he gets cleaned up by a comebacker
>>157259524good. I don’t know what psychopath thought that 120mph hot shot down the line that took an awkward hop was a routine ground ball
stankees moment
>>157259533World Cup is over. Football hasn't started.
>>157258301Apparently the Babe tried shooting up ram nut juice (cum?). While that would normally kill a person it merely made him more hung over than usual and correctly reconsidered
Fuck sakes I thought the rays game was about to start but it happened hours ago
My twins just scored a run on a GIDP! WAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>157259558
>>157259547Give him a chance mate
>>157259558america is in a different timezone nigel
>>157259546She's reporting for the NHL Network now iirc. Sad state of affairs.
>>157259558Chewsday innit?
It’s Yanover
>>157259564no. he clowned after getting the first strike out and now bases are loadedfuck him!
the berds should pick up soler because theres no way he's worse than crooks
>>157259588>crooksIs he a salary thief?
I gawtta be filled
he went.
FUCK THIS YAN CUNTFUCK THE UMP
contreras had to leave this game cuz hes shitting his brains out lol
They ran him for that???
game. umps.
holy fuck his ops in 2025 was .396????and they fucking kept him?
>plunk baty
>hair hormone ad>camera man focuses on a bunch of bald guys in the crowdWhat the fuck is their problem?
Yanni :)
>>157259605that boy cant stop eating
>>157259605>Contreras That narrows it down to about 16 players
>>157259612no… NO!!
Oh no
>skenes
elder could unironically pitch a CG tonight
>>157259569Yeah but they were on the same times the first 2 games
>>157259612They tried and missed kek
>>157259628Would you?
Jefry Yan elite closer season, need it or sneed it?
>>157259643difficult nut but not impossible
>>157259605mf eatin taco bell
TWOSEAMDREAM
>>157259628>tfw no busty chicken-leg goblina waifu
>>157259648He is gonna cause some major league seethe if he stays up.
>>157259648>JefryHow did my name get bastardized to this point
>simian
>>157259605He's afraid of Sam Antonacci.
>>157259670Epstein?
>>157259652Wtf is this?
>>157259652prrrrrrrt
PHILTHYDOO 'EM!
>>157259683The Yan era of Major League Baseball is only just beginning
>>157259684Looks like it regular shit and not cum
>>157259683https://x.com/i/status/2085162755221324217
>>157259652
a chimpsolmian strikeout
They all wanted the bat flipping and eurostepping around the bases. I say Yan deserves a chance.
>mest
you had two outs ffs
omg can we please just put turner out there does mgmt have their heads in the sand does turner have a clause like wtf literally everyone is thinking it i dont fucking get it
>philthieskek
>trade for met>they play like shit
nu?
>>157259694who would shit cum?!
Bazinga!
why didnt the yankees trade for a better shortstop, second baseman and third basemen?
>>157259732in a few
pu?
>>157259734no man in his right mind!!
>>157259765
>>157259396That bitch can bobble her head on this dick, nigga
>>157257847He-he's beautiful :')
NOOTBAR SISTERS WHERE WE AT
