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'stros
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>tardinals offense
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previousspie is not going to be happy!
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2026 Mest
lose
>mfw
spend 388 million dollars on payroll
lose
>mfw
soto goes on the IL
lose
>mfw
fire the manager
lose
>mfw
soto returns
lose
>mfw
homosex pride day
lose
>mfw
lindor returns
lose
>mfw
owner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS
lose
>mfw
soto goes back on the IL
lose
>mfw

lolmest
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How did that last thread not get deleted
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there simply was no other option to play DH than jimmy crooks
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>>157259779
racists get erased from history.
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cum in my ass
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>>157259789
Racism is cool again
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>>157259779
donut care
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>>157259779
prev: >>157257847
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GENAO IS 4 FOR 4 IN HIS BIG LEAGUE DEBUT
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We need this man to come back. I will literally suck his balls in the dugout if that's what it takes.
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no...NO!!!
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>>157259789
Slow board. It will stay that way until football season.
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>mest
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No refunds philthies
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well fug D:
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>How did that last thread not get deleted
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>Genao
Genau.
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>>157259793
>er
>mah
>gerd
>you are not allowed to not like what I demand you must like
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>no Cleveland ‘dian had ever gone 4-4 in his major league debut before today
sometimes all you can do is just kek and lel
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>>157259808
>you wont see him play again till 2028
kek KEK
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Thanks gnats for giving us this demon.
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Indians (lowest payroll in MLB) are currently beating the Mets (highest payroll in MLB)
Why does baseball need a salary cap again?
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>>157259792
no
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>>157259833
whomst?
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>>157259836
That was actually us who did, but you’re welcome and thanks for the Durbinator
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White Sox pissing away their challenges again.
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>>157259837
It doesn't.
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Mest are so close to being 20 games below .500

There should be a celebration once the mest reach that milestone
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kek that marlels ginger
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>FUCK coming in loud and clear over the air
you love to hear it
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>>157259831
He won’t play again if there’s a lockout
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Os win. Gg Angels!
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the phillies really need to bunt more
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Howeverchads?
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THE DURBINATOR
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kek philthies
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He Reminds Them
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>>157259824

Las Creaturas
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a LINDORIAN strikeout
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STOTTY
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>>157259696
someone needs to break this buck
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>>157259891
future NL MVP btw
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>>157259891
...to check my basement bathroom for cockroaches.
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>>157259844
cheating doggers
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>>157259788
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CALL STANDS
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>>157259891
his only weakness...if a women calls him a bitch
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>>157259788
kek it's kino!
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The Reds are getting hot...
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>>157259928
Didn’t he turn his season around almost immediately after that?
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mest down to their final three outs
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come on trea
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>>157259891
ohtani allows us to dream, pca reminds us that we already live in the best of all possible worlds
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>>157259952
It took like a month after that
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>>157259788
dont do it mestpepe!! you still have.. uhm... you still have that guy bennie and uh that other guy
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Statistically speaking Angel Genao is the greatest baseball player of all time
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here come the red soxes
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>>157259928
they memoryholed that girlcott thing kek
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>>157259922
>bradley cooper as the philly phanatic
>emma stone as mrs met
>jerry seinfeld as mr met
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How overrated is the NL Central if the Cardinals can't do shit against Ryan Weathers and Will Warren?
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>>157259952
they went on a losing streak lmao
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>>157259970
Genao, Genao
This is what dreams are made of?
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Maybe Duran was right about tagging up on shallow pop flies
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Reds
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never want to see this fraud ever again
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why the fuck is trea trying to lift the ball with 2 outs and bases loaded? hit a fucking single you useless bum
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you do this shit to me I don't give a fuck bitch I'm charging that mound.

how long do we think he's going to go before getting knocked the fuck out?
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Reminder the Dodgers got swept today
The Cubbies did it to em
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philthies KEK
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>>157259998
>1 off lethal
FML
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>>157260000
mets really should just go full banana ball at this point
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>>157260013
Grok?
Marge?
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>>157260013
red sux did it as well. swept in 2 back to back series and fell for the skubal bait. not a good look for the doyers
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>>157259994
he can also run twice as fast as contreras
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my biggest problem with pca is that he sucks dick and eats shit
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>>157259802
thank you. i was about to reply to OP with the link and
>RETARD SIMP
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>>157260040
kek how did this even start
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PCA mindFUCKed the doyers
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>MEST
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oh no hes dropped a routine fly out
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>>157260013
dodgers arent winning another game
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PCGay GAPED he doyers and blowtani's MVP bid
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This should be fucking illegal
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Seriously what's Ohtani thinking? He may never play beyond the divisional round again.
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>muh previous thread link
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Sources: ohtani will request a trade to the cubs in the offs eason
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Doyers need to get it together for the AZ series. We can still salt away the division if they perform well in the desert.
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>>157260070
I’m a dodgers fan and I think the cubs deserve ohtani
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PCA booty blasted Japan in one based swoop up
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>>157260067
We all know that the previous thread was a dark time for /mlb/ and none of us want it to happen again but we can't just disregard history.
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you now remember Venezuela winning the WBC
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>>157259986
kek nice reference
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>>157260092
I used to post the previous link but I stopped doing it just to make the autist have a melty
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>>157260093
And then they got gaped by an earthquake.
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>>157259837
doyers have the highest payroll in baseball, you can't ignore deferrals
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>>157260100
gg aussiebro
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>>157259875
image aged poorly
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>>157260013
@grok did the doyers get swept 2 series in a row?
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Tyrone Taylor would have hit a go ahead home run there
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>>157260110
the purebloods are right
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>>157260110
you lost
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the cardinals batter is 0-18 so far this season
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>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan Ohtani hated the toxicity in the #dodgers clubhouse, can't win with these cats. Expected to request a trade to the #cubs in the offseason
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>>157260110

hey I see myself on there. Also the celebration stuff goes in cycles, it will continue to get more retarded until people say enough is enough then it will back to nothing and repeat.
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The hitter should get a pitchcom earpiece so he knows what pitch is coming.
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>>157260139
>It's real.
PCa mindfucked him!
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>>157260144
It does seem kind of unfair that the catcher knows but the hitter doesn't
It should be both or neither imo
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>>157260013
>doggie doos
kek
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didi
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>>157260144
They need to implement a pitch guess system like in the show.
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>>157260013
>Per Jeff Passan @JeffPassan pca mindfucked shohei ohtani
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Ohtani CANNOT win with these cats. Trade him, blow it up
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>>157260152
gregorius???
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>>157260139
I was thinking about this today, doyers aren't a serious team they're just a collection of all stars. most teams that have lost 6 in a row would have a players only meeting in the clubhouse, not do post game interviews celebrating they hit a dinger
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stankee did'em
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>>157260117
crisp loss-jinxer
im on to you
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>>157260144
smart teams are doing this
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LOSEdians kek! That's a LOSEdians kekini!
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i'm cock and i LOVE gay!!!
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FUCK OFF
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WETHERHOLT COMES THROUGH
>>157260133
he's a cursed player
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>>157260175
cub em!
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>lindoodoo
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>>157260175
Pca mindfucked the dodgers into loving cock
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a LINDORIAN golden sombrero
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>>157260187

takes a cock lover to know a cock lover
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lindor is so washed its not even funny. Range isn't there in the field and the ABs are uncompetitive
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>>157260167
kek gg regardless of outcome
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uh oh, stinkees
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STRUCK him out
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>>157260144
Manfred said they were going to beta test this with PCA in June. I wonder how it's going.
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>>157260187
not very familiar with the history of chavez ravine, are ya
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>yankees suck chants at fenway
kek
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>>157260150
This
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>>157260206
This
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>>157260206
the Irish are retarded, yes
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primed for a genao walk off
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>>157260206
Baseball is BACK baby
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white sox are a shart
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>>157260206
And they do! They do suck!
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7 game win streak, longest of the year
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STRUCK him outta there!
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my berdinals are winning
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based bryce elder
based didier fuentes
based barves
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>Braveswinlol
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>>157260243
>sevarb
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paul skenes....whatever happened there
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he fucking went around
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My Pirates :3
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The White Sox have resorted to cheating unfortunately.
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>>157260243
put some respect on poostin riley's name
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>>157260206
I wish us Yankee fans could chant something back at the Red Sox to make them feel bad.
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gen...NO!
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>>157260206
holy rent free
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injun pacos thought that was gone kek
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It’s genaover
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>>157260258
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.
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>POODRES
BAU BAU!
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>>157260256
:D <======3
^me putting my cock in your mouth
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chadres vs snek HUGE game for beisbol
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I think the smart teams are bunting again, I've seen a lot of bunts by the rays and brewers. interesting development
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>bitchette
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Bo what a fucking dumbass
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>>157260254
Fastball well dried up
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Mets take the lead but Bo is a fucking retard
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>>157260013
DOGGIE DOOS KEK
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>>157260274
i keep it simple. garden hose and a vice suffice
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>>157260206
>>157260265
Stankee fans used to mock us with their retarded "19-18!" chants. Now hopefully starting next year (if lockout doesn't happen) or 2028, Red Sox Nation should start chanting them "20-09!" or "TWENTY SEVEN!" as a response to their last world championship. Make it happen.
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hoffGAWD
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Moran about to blow a 4 run lead.
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Call before you dig mentioned
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the rank stankems
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811
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>>157260319
is calling before you dig a state or federal policy
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>>157260246
>freddie before hollywood plastic surgery
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>realbad
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Oh that's right. I forgot the cum sox wasted all their challenges.
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>>157260331
fact checked: true (unfortunately)
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>>157260263
i've been riley's top guy for years
eh just needs more time...
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Mize time. Chadres got this.
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>>157260329
Henlo. Dis 811, do you havin to dig?
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>fist pitch out
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>wells
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Large Rootbeer on the sneks
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>>157260330
Think locally act globally
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go m's
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I’m scared
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>Phillies acquire singles merchant Arraez
>have him batting cleanup while Schwarber leads off
:?????????????????????????
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The Red Sox are on a 7 game win streak. They have won 9 series in a row.
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>kwab
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>>157260361
>high fastball pop up
I think I've seen this one before.
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>>157260346
What? No this is an emergency. There's a grotesque guy outside throwing bloody tampons and enemas shouting 'Im a cubs girl!'
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>>157260330
state initiatives but more of a "please don't kill yourself doing retarded home improvement shenanigans" thing
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>gaydians
???
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Hahaha
>Kwan
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">we" will never lose again
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>>157260370
it's what analytics says is the smart play
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>>157260371
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gg sox
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>>157260380
AI wrong again. The Mariners won 116 games in 2001.
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>>157260370
yes. that is mathematically the best way to utilize his skills. props to you for noticing i guess?
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>>157260374
Bone commented last night about how the book on Seattles entire fuckin lineup is to throw high fastballs and /we/ will chase
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Mariners?
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>>157259984
>the Cardinals can't do shit against Will Warren
reetard
e
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>>157259765
LETS GO SNAAAAAKES
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>>157260380
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>>157260397
red sox have been on fire with a traditional lineup
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>>157260370
Isn’t he slow as shit? Just cause he hits singles doesn’t mean he should be a leadoff hitter.
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stankees kek
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George Lombard Jr.? more like...

JERK LONGTURD JR. KEK
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>>157260380
Still rooting for Seattle until the day I die

Sorry!
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>only 2 pitchers on the twins to not blow it tonight were jays castoffs
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>>157260412
ok? what does that have to do with arraez knocking in high-obp guys?
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>>157260416
The idea is having him on base when Schwarber hits nukes
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>>157260416
OBP is more important than speed for a leadoff hitter
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>umps can’t even call time correctly
kek
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>>157260422
kek that's pretty good actually
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>>157260422
It's past your bedtime, kid
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cum shitter kek
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>>157260380
Mariners haven't won a single World Series yet they have a cooler history than anyone else on that list.
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yeah philthies are really smart you can tell by the huge payroll, fired manager, and 8 game division deficit KEK
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WHY did the gaydians FO fall for the adell prank
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>>157260422
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>>157260443
we got a poster from the 90s here kek
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METS WIN
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>>157260466
god i miss setting an away message
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Genao fucked them
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>losing an eries to the post-deadline mets

kek what a kwab
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>>157260458
what's so cool about their history apart from all of their good players doing bigger things at other clubs
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>>157260467
i'm from the 70s
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>White Sux
>T___s
>Gaydians
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Put it in the books! GG ‘Dians.
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nice pickups for Guardians
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>>157260458
Every sport needs a lovable loser. Mariners are baseball’s lovable loser.
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>Another series win
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>>157260443
and which one is modeled to occur more often? please be detailed in your answer
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bunch of bums leaving runners stranded
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>>157260485
based boomer
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holy fuck naylor is such trash
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M’sbros I lowkey hate Naylor and his constant weak contact
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Come on dadres, it's your time to shine shine while the doyerfags are in hiding.
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Come on Fat Fuck blow it
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>>157260482
The Decemberists wrote a song about them
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>>157260505
Me to your mom kek!
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oh wow, cal chasing a fastball three feet too high
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>>157260507
sounds gay so I'll take your word for it
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>philthies
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>>157260507
They did? I know Ben Gibbard wrote a song about Ichiro (it was not good).
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le big dumper flyout
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>philthies
KEK
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>Alvarado
Philthe kek
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>>157260497
>baby boomer
>1970s
holy fucking retard
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Barely hanging in there
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>>157260502
he'll do somethin cool eventually just wait................
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I've seen enough games this year that look like these first two innings.
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How the fuck is Alvarado still in the MLB?
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hey glowy brain philthies fanatic is walking in the go ahead run in the 10th a good strategy
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HE'S FAT
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>>157260507
>good evening white guys who weigh less than their girlfriends!
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>>157260532
i sleep like this and post here
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God im so tired of Alvarado having absolutely no idea where the ball is going. Learn a fucking 4seam already
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>>157260540
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is it dangerous to play baseball in the rain?
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>fat fuck alvarado locks in after giving the game away
Every fucking time.
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>>157260536
philthies have a bad roster and farm system
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>>157260390
kwab what a raped ass faggot bitch
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Alvarado looks like Dr Umar
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>>157260507
I’m not a rap guy but I quite enjoy My Oh My by Macklemore, another song about the Mariners
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>>157259824
chadres
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Mets win :)
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>>157260507
Wait are you talking about Mariner’s revenge song?
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recker MINDFUCKED alvarado
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>>157260540
This fat juicing faggot always has to have the grounds crew at Truist come out and fix the mound when he's pitching I fucking hate him
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>>157260560
>I’m not a rap guy
gayboy spotted
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>>157260530
His biggest contribution will prob be hurting Altuve on a collision at first because Naylor fields every throw like a retard
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>>157260564
Yan won!
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>>157260507
no you're thinking of samuel taylor coleridge
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>>157260520
A couple years ago he sang the anthem on opening day and I didn't know until they announced him it was pretty cool. Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vigqKAz2ElI
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>>157260574
Rap pre 2005 was pretty good and has declined significantly since. Modern rap is horrendous
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>>157259765
My pirates ):
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>>157260580
get your boy under control or theres going to be problems
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It’s called hip hop.
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haha beeter
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strikeout celebrations are cool
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>>157260586
how would "not a rap guy" know that?
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>>157260507
I don’t know their music

Genuinely cannot fathom the sea of self-important faggots making up crowds at their shows holy shit
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KWAB
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>poodres
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One time I visited my friend in Colorado. We hiked Rocky Mountain National Park early in the morning. I think we climbed 8000' over 4 miles one way. It was hard, but I felt great.

Then we went to a Rockies game at night. There was a rain delay, so we were all on the crowded concourse. All of a sudden it felt like I needed to use a lot of effort to breathe, and I was getting lightheaded. I literally went and sat in the rain with no baseball in front of me because I felt like I was going to pass out if I stood in that crowd any longer.
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Holy fuck what a catch
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>>157260610
I have 13, 15, and 16 year old nieces and nephews. 90% of what they listen to is Travis Scott and other garbage rap. Extremely low skill music that hopefully is replaced by AI soon
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>be doyers
>get swept again
sneks are next. the streak must continue
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>>157260620
>2000’ per mile elevation gain
Anon that’s basically walking up a staircase nonstop for 4 miles. Might even be steeper than that
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>>157260612
Things were different up here 25 years ago
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>>157260612
Find him, bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole
Until he wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling of his grave
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>it has been eleven (11) innings since the Seattle Mariners scored a run
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a larperian caught stealing w/ injury
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The Strokes wrote a song called Ode to the Mets about being constantly disappointed
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>shartper
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>caught stealing to end the 10th
Holy kek
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Been waiting on that random yearly Harper injury
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GO NADS!
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>plarper
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Welcome back Brendan Flyover :)
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now I see why the lillies lost the tradeline
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>>157260601
N
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>>157260650
Um I don't think you're supposed to do that
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Base hit Taylor Ward!
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>>157260645
Miracle of ‘86 mogs

https://youtu.be/BUxDZwsf218?is=8fblBpcLy1UvFlzA
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>>157260640
Get to it. These Tigers are scaring me.
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Right Field has killed his legs or something
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>>157260666
Same species btw satan
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>you suddenly remember eggums gum
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>>157260666
I’d make the same face if some uppity social media whore struck a pose like that in public
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>>157260675
Is that the bite of 87
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>>157260652
we don't call em that round these parts
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>>157260689
yea because you're a nigger too
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GG buccos. See ya tomorrow.
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>>157260687
No I don't.
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philthies KEK
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HE SLEEPIN
HE SLEEPIN
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>It has been twelve (12) innings since the Seattle Mariners scored a run
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>PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK
>PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK
>PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK
>PHILTHIE KEK
PHILTHIE KEK
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>>157260700
You're here forever
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What the fuck he completely misjudged that
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>Walking in a run
>Tardinals
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>>157260709
who decides to sit down and spend their free time watching that?
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0-2 to ball four and walks in a run

Fire George Soriano into the sun.
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We need Orson Welles now more than ever
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philthies losing players fast hope their farm system is healthy
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>>157260723
EDIT: call on the pitch overturned. Strikeout.
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>>157260696
I just hate social media people. Was drunk at a bar watching baseball last weekend. Group of slutty mid girls came in and filmed themselves doing tik tok dances around the bar. Pretty sure I’m in the background of 2 or 3 videos scowling at the camera. I wanted them to die.
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shits not funny assholes we love derek hill
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phillies got a squeex lookalike in CF
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>>157260732
I fucked them
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>philthies
KEK
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>>157260721
What do you mean? Watching the Mariners? Born into it lad. Never changing no matter how much /we/ suck

Fantastic play Canzone btw
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>tardinals
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>>157260747
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kek philthies
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Games over anyway, gg Nats hope Phillies legend Derek Hill is OK
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>>157260740
They were pretty gross anon. One had a nice body but a horse face. The other 3 were chubby and dressed in a way no fat girl should ever dress
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>>157260750
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>>157260763
Hello fellow North Carolina citizen.
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philthies kke
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Why the fuck is George Soriano still in there?

Someone please fire this imbecile
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>>157260767
Oregon
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>lossing to the gnats
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>suicide squeeze
BUNT KINO ALERT
I REPEAT
BUNT KINO ALERT
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>>157260763
>>157260781
O yea I def fucked them
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>Phillies giving up runs to pitchers batting
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>bunt RBI
LOL
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philthies really just let a pitcher come in and squeeze bunt another run in lmao
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randy robsyarena
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Based Mikolas
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Squeezadelphia Bunties
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>>157260794
>>157260795
>pitcher suicide squeeze
*sips*
aaahhhh, that might be the most based thing I've seen all year. Now THAT is baseball.
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might be the first useful think Mikolas has done this season
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>>157260778
what is this phenotype
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I'm officially more afraid of the Tigers than the Guarjuns
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nice pick lombard jr
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randy's got a big glove
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>>157260790
based
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Umm so are the mariners going to score runs?
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>hot girlfriend means confidence
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still nobody out by the way
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what did the philthies spend it on
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>>157260817
gards are concealing a weapon
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Best inning of the year for the Mariners outfield
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Two full time pitchers this year have RBIs and are in the NL East. remove the DH
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>>157260747
>>157260750
>>157260765
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>out of challenges in the 3rd
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That wasn't going out
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Wife turned me down again for sex. Thinking of chopping her into bits and feeding her body to the local squirrels and foxes
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glad the phils really shored up their relief pitching this deadline oh wait they all still suck
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>>157260829
>be professional athlete
>hundreds of women to choose from
>pick mid bottle blonde with A cups
NGMI
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doggie doo bros...
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>>157260841
That vegan faggot has blown his arm out three years in a row, he's not getting away with it
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>>157260857
she fucks cubs girls
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>>157260815
Looks puerto rican
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>>157260623
so you admit you have absolutely zero background knowledge. got it.
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>>157260835
must be some kind of money laundering op. no way that dogshit roster is paid like that
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>>157260848
get yourelf a thicc baseball gf
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>>157260857
She looks like she stinks. wood sniff
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>>157260841
Damn nigga should his pitching seriously as well...
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philthies melty kek
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>>157260867
nta but current hip hop is ass
the only thing worse is country
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>>157260763
>nice body but a horse face
genuinely the best 20-something fuck you can get
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>>157260856
>make her pregnant over and over again
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>>157260835
The Phillies built their entire team on free agents that were 30 when they signed. They haven’t properly developed any position players. They also paid Aaron Nola, lol
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>>157260888
she got a lot prettier in motherhood
happy for him
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>>157260888
Absolute patriot.
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>>157260888
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>>157260856
he made the objectively correct choice. you should NEVER marry a modelesque woman if you're over the 80th wealth percentile. this is basic knowledge.
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>>157260888
She looks much better here desu. Cute family
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>>157260829
>>157260888
mikolas is dealing
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>>157260900
that image couldve been a comment
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>>157260873
BOOBA
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PRRRT
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>>157260888
If he could strike anyone out he’d have everything going for him
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Please stop posting heavy makeup goblinas
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poodres kek
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TIMMMMMMY TAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAA
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Twenty... Seven... Rings...
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>>157260908
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>philthies
STOP THE COUNT
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>>157260120
Your mom aged poorly
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POODRES KEK
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>give up five runs
>runners still on 2nd and 3rd
>still only one out
PHILTHIE KEK
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this is still better than Canning or Sears
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ha ha
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>>157260901
I’m not talking about marriage. If I was 21 in the minors with a signing bonus I’d be dating a big titted 9
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The Padres don't know that if you die in Arizona, you die in real life.
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phillies...
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well on the bright side at least they didn't get more than four innings from their starter... oh wait
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A BATTERY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>157260947
>I’m not talking about marriage
and that's why nothing you say should be taken seriously faggot
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>>157260888
>Miles Chadolas
chek'd and kek'd

Straight Christian White people getting married and having lots of babies. The world is truly healing.

St. Louis Cardinals are a legendary ballclub. I will be there for the rise.
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gnats are gonna force a position player to close this one out for the philthies. just dabbing on them
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>>157260886
I’m one of those people who gets anti-horny when drunk. Only ever had one bar hookup despite a hundred chances cuz I just want to go home and sleep after I’ve drank a bunch
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9th pitcher for the Phils?
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Personally it doesn't matter if I had 5 dollars or 500 million I'm still picking a 7 with a great personality over a bitchy 9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBYMFYmSw6I
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I feel like people gang up on me here and I don't know what I did to make people upset with me. I'm sorry. I just want to make friends
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>>157260958
>getting married in the big 26
have fun losing half your shit anon lol
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kek philthies
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>>157260970
got a lot of nerve buddy
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>>157260961
damn that's brutal. booze makes me double horny and weed makes be quadruple horny
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>>157260961
I’m in anti depressants and drinking makes me fall asleep as a result. I basically can’t day drink or there goes the whole day after like 2 beers
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>>157260961
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>>157260977
>bruh only pick HOT women
>no hot according to ME
>well yea but not to BE WITH them!!!
just admit you're gay honey, it's allowed now
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>>157260963
I dated a 9 with a great personality for a few months. The problem with her was she had literally thousands of options and she knew it. Ended up dumping me and dating some fuckin executive at a mid size company who was worth 8 figures
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>>157260970
Quit shitting cum and maybe people will like you
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we're ganging up on that cubs girl
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Lowering my LDL cholesterol with diet and exercise makes me horny.
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>incel timmies be like >>157260958
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schwarber is a liability
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Mariners should move to Vancouver
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>>157260984
I’m serious anon. I drink at shitty dive bars with a bunch of 3-6/10 women who throw themselves at any guy who doesn’t look like a creep. Only ever went home with one cuz she had a great sense of humor, D cups, and she was a ginger. Fuck I love redheads.
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Gay phillie kek
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do NOT marry a cubbies girl
been there, done that
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>Padres 2026 draftee. Nu'u Contrades, heading to single A
hopefully Nu will be here in a few
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>>157261007
I live in suburbs and I don’t think I’ve ever seen strangers talk to each other in a bar
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>get caught stealing to end the 10th
>get placed at 2nd to start the 11th
Baseball is funny like that
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i have to pop 2 jardiance just to get it up to masturbate
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jesus Citizens Bank Park got emptied so quick after Philties blew that 4 lead.
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>>157261013
that's fucking depressing
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>>157261010
I fucked her
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>>157261008
kek
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>>157260980
I’ve dated women like this. I have always been the opposite. I have 2 drinks and just want to be left alone.
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poodres kek
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>>157260993
Are you horny right now?
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VARGAS NOOOOO
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manny what was that...
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>>157260994
yeah man. involuntary celibates famously get engaged to women who love them?
are you ok? do you need an ambulance?
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>>157261013
That’s literally what bars are for. I’m very introverted but still I’ll talk to at least a couple people at a bar
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kek philthies
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>>157261035
What the fuck, man. That just depressing
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manny gonna get tatis plonked
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>>157260712
Splatoon 2 is one of my favorite games. That game was pure sauce.
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>>157261035
>MY PRECIOUS... MY PRECIOUS 27 RINGS...
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Maybe I’m retarded
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>bragging about yor engagement on the mongolian test cricket forum
shiggy
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holy shit philthies lmao
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Remember when the Phillies were only two back in the NL East? I remember.
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>it has been thirteen (13) innings since the Seattle Mariners scored a run
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>>157261048
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>>157261035
The Miz before his growth spurt
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>>157261049
don't sweat it bud we all are
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crazy how many attractive 6 foot tall sex havers post here
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>>157261048
kek
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youre supposed to do this BEFORE the game, stankees
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>>157261035
me on the left
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>>157261048
kekini
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philthoids kek
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>>157261048
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Better get bakin’ anon
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>>157261061
we're everyday baseball watchers, it'd be unusual if we weren't
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glad my club didn't take the casey mize bait
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>>157261077
>>157261077
>>157261077
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>>157261048
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>>157261079
hancock, kirby, warren, peralta...
okay maybe not the last one
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>>157261074
It is literally the only thing left that's not 100% dead. Which means they'll kill it next year. I don't want to have sex with my dumb ass wife I want to /mlb/
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POOOOOOOOOODRES KEKAROOOO
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>>157260888
you just know his oldest son is gay
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>Goes all in at the deadline for this
KEK
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>>157259824
Don't act like every single fanbase isn't full of such criaturas
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>>157261033
No bars are for having 30 minute drives to meet your neighbors when you don't want to visit them at their house
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>>157260908
>comment
downvoted my bad sir



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