previous: lolsike
kek philthies
>That will be 90 million dollars, please
>>157261045sorry man, judge will come back one day
PREVIOUS: >>157259765PHI: Derek Hill left Wednesday’s game against the Nationals with a trainerNYM: Mets interim manager Andy Green told reporters Devin Williams was unavailable for Wednesday’s game against the Guardians due to arm fatigueBAL: Coby Mayo went 2-for-4 with a solo home run against the Angels on WednesdayMIL: Kyle Harrison was removed from Wednesday’s start against the Pirates with bilateral calf crampsBOS: Willson Contreras was removed from Wednesday’s game against the White Sox due to illnessTEX: Brandon Nimmo went 2-for-3 with a homer, two RBI and a walk in the Rangers’ 6-0 shutout of the Giants on WednesdayTB: Ben Williamson was removed from Wednesday’s series finale against the Rockies with a hamstring injurySD: Gavin Sheets (foot) remains out of the lineup for Wednesday’s game against the Diamondbacks
>>157261088>baseball is the white man's sport>this is what the average "white" baseball athlete looks like
>not linking previous Faggot!
Do you stay up to date on all the big news in the league or just your team? I'm an O's fan but try to stay up to date on everything but my boomer boss and coworker only care about the Yankees and don't pay any attention to the rest of the league.
sneks
>>157261077kek
Mize is just nervous, he'll be good next start
>>157261093how many of you guys have your beds in the corner of your room?
>>157261093lol it's like that jimmy fallon movie with drew barrymore
peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodres
shit thread
>it has been fourteen (14) innings since the Seattle Mariners scored a run
This guy had sub 1 WHIP before this game.KWAB
Do managers ever get pissed at their own team and yell at them anymore?
>>15726111111/11
>>157261111I used to for years but my current bedroom doesn’t really work for a corner bed
>>157261035>>157261048I don't think enough people laughed at this
>>157261090money laundering
>>157261122Dan Wilson deffo does not
>>157261111I don’t but it’s because my wife and I each have nightstands at each side of the bed. When she divorces me I will cornermax
PRRRRRRRRT
>>157261105
>>157261112It's crazy that they just so happened to film that movie the year the Red Sox broke the curse.
>>157261137kek
>>157261143Over-under 1200 calories?
Let's all be reminded of the doyers getting swept twice in a row and ohtani losing his MVP to pcgay
>>157261143Do gentiles really?
>>157261143that looks kino
>>157261137nightstands are maximum comfy
>>157261111Don't do that if you anticipate women sleeping with you.
>>157261138De-Mize KEK
>>157261147The Nutter Butters and Kit-Kats by themselves put it over 600kcal.
>>157261158most laid i ever got was a corner mattress on a box spring on the floor lol then again i was 22 with my own apartment and bitches loved that
Is Skenes cooked?
>>157261112>>157261145Oh are you guys talking about Fever Pitch (2005), the greatest baseball film of all time? Only just very nearly beating out The Benchwarmers (2006).
>>157261167shouldn't have linked up with that mid skank
>>157261148We broke them and so does the Cubs broke them too. It's up to the D-backs now.
>>157261172Why are the Red Sox so overrepresented in movies
>>157261172Why do we not get sports comedies anymore?
>>157261167That lsu bitch ruined him
>>157261167should have traded him when we had the chance, now he's shitting it up till he leaves for the dodgers
>>157261143Foodres kek
>Preller bought and DFA'd his old rotation?
>>157261190We don’t get comedies at all. Look at all the great comedies that came out 2000-2012 then the woke shit started spreading its cancer and suddenly no jokes were ok. Comedy fuckin sucks these days
>>157261166yeah girls hate when they come round to your house and you have flatmates apartment to yourself clears their conscience about slutting it up
>he fell for the skubal bait>he fell for the mize baitkek based detoilet scamming coastoids
>>157261172>The Benchwarmers (2006)unfathomably based>>157261190there are zero medium or high budget comedies being produced because they don't sell in china
>>157261196Marquez was worse and Canning was also bad. Mize is just nervous making his first impression
>>157261167Something’s off. He’s still getting strikeouts, avoiding walks, and limiting home runs. Last year his batting avg against with RISP was like .180. This year it’s around .330. Maybe his mechanics or deception are fucked from the stretch? Or just bad luck?
>>157261201correct also back then all the women had roommates so it was a double whammy no judgment of my roommates plus they could get away from theirs for a night then i got old and women aren’t impressed unless you own a big fancy house maybe i should try dating 22 year olds again lol
>>157261190aren't we getting ben stiller as a golfer?>>157261206china stopped being a must-sell market, their tastes are too different from the average american. india will be the bigger market soon
>>157261188Because they are the most kino team in baseball
I won’t laugh until Robby Ray debuts and inevitably shits the bed as well.
>>157261215They are literal children, how dare you even joke about that
>>157261133>>157261133not really funny to laugh at weak and disabled people at deaths door looking up to sports stars for inspiration to keep going.
>>157261206>big budget comedy Do these exist?
>>157261216India they have to compete with Bollywood kino though
>>157261205cubs and tigers flyover alliance burying those retards
>>157261172Shame there was never a Fever Pitch 2 but for the Cubs instead. I mean, they ended their own curse too but we're 10 years late from that.
>>157261224no you don't get it, it's a reference to a movie. no one's making fun of the actual sick person.
>>157261167Injured or tipping.
>>157261205skubal did great, meanwhile the poodres latest waste bin couldn't even get through 4
>>157261223that’s why i don’t try for younger girls im 34i have nothing in common with women born after 9/11 sound like an old man but i cant stand the zoomer generation
>>157261233I guess it’ll have to be mariners
>>157261215girls living by themselves are a threat to civilizationlot of tinder matches have invited me around to fuck because they live alone / have no one to judge them
>>157261205Skubal was actually good
A real slurper in Seattle right now
>skyline chili>it’s just chili flavored water disappointed, reds men
Getting blown out 8 - 0 huh? Buddy I've been there. Last night now that you mention it.
>>157261227they spent $175M on Even Almighty and then never again
>>157261252This is called a pitcher’s duel anon. Terrific defense this game.
>The Los Angeles Dodgers are not the Los Angeles Dodgers—they are the Shohei Ohtani Shell Corporation.via peff
How are you liking my Os?
>>157261243they really are differentactual articulate girls like alysa liu are rare but give me hopestill too much of a gap but at least she's not completely vapid
Mize will be a disaster for the poodres
>>157261266blud looks like a willy wonka character
>>157261227Why bother when you can put little jokes in your big budget marvel movie and it’s enough
I guess players really do come here and die at San Diego lol fuck
3 years ago today Jose Ramirez heem'd Tim Anderson. Speaking of Tim Anderson, whatever happened to him?
First xbh since Sunday.
>>157261245kek I know what you mean ausbro i have messed around with a couple milfs with young kids they’d invite me over when the toddler was asleep for the night then they were feral in bed
>>157261266People have to understand that the Dodgers domination comes from Ohtani, without him we wouldn't even be having stupid salary cap talks.
>>157261277He already stopped being able to hit that year and never returned to form
>>157261289ohtani allows us to dream
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Reds have won 10 of 14 and are quietly making their way back into the crazier things have happened scenario
JJJUUUUUULLLLLLIIIIIOOOOOOOO THANK YOU RETARDED DOMINICAN
THE SEATTLE MARINERS HAVE SCORED A RUN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>157261242>>157261249cope
>>157261266None of these are good things
MARINERS DID SOMETHING
Skyline chili looks fire. I wish they had it on the west coast
>>157261300countem
gn
Not bad all things considered
JULIO DINGER
>>157261313They def do. Every big city has somewhere that serves it
>>157261259That movie was so disappointing. I loved Bruce Almighty and was excited for Evan Almighty. I think I thought that it would tie back into the first movie a lot more than it did. Maybe Evan would get some revenge on Bruce. I don't know. I'm not a Hollywood producer. The ark thing was just dumb.
meanwhile, the Jankees have ran out of challenges thanks to Cashman's newly bought bust Heliot Ramos. STANKEEDOO EM!!!
>>157261242>>157261249It was probably his worst start for a while. First homerun given up over a month to dansby of all people
Tiggers can we have a redo on that trade please?
>>157261320I really want to try the sgetti. It looks like the perfect monstrosity.
>>157261332let’s hear the yarn friend i got nothing to do tonight besides watch the rest of /our/ game
>>157261277I'm surprised that was only 3 years ago. What a crazy decade it has already been for the White Sox.
>>157261332You need friends go to /soccer/. I'm here to talk baseball not hear about your life
>>157261313I bought it at Fred Meyer, it was $7 though.
>>157261344https://m.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Cincinnati+Chili&find_loc=Seattle%2C+WAJust look up your nearby city bro. Theres definitely a spot unless you’re in Pullman or something
>>157261320Only in the midwest
>>157261354oh kek, I should look for it next time
kek stankeedoos
>>157261344I bet it’s good but how bad is the gastrointestinal distress 3 hours later
>>157261320>>157261361Chicago doesn't have anywhere that sells it.
>ramosNO REFUNDS!
>>157261332man i still hate how hard i fell for the only wife i did this with from tinder. she was completely upfront about everything and i still went hook line and sinker like a feckless retard
>>157261363Has a very cinnamony flavor, it was actually really good on the dog with some cheese. Maybe I’ll make spaghetti with the leftovers.
>>157261382interdasting
>>157261379I can’t believe the stankees added another shit defender at the deadline lel
>>157261376
>>157261266SOSCHmm...yeah, that doesn't really roll off the tongue too well
>>157261345>>157261386Will you two tiny testicle faggots shut the fuck up
Brian Woo is so handsome. And damn can he pitch.
>>157261393soscers
>>157261395sorry...
>>157261392Well I'll be
>>157261386kek ive never had the husband in the house for something like that not surprised she took it in the ass what scares me about the bi couples is you know that dude is fucking men on the side gay men dont use condoms and theyre promiscuous as fuck
daburu prayWoo clean through 7 because his road split curse isn't in effect at home.
>>157261409>gay men dont use condomswe absolutely do, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>157261395My bad!
>>157261395youre a whiney faggot leave the thread
>>157261409lol I hadnt considered that. I just assumed she was the only bi one but looking at his pic...
What the fuck happened on that challenge?
>>157261395please… show mercy
>>157261416you do not std rates among men are like 40x higher than straight people gay men are fucking disgusting
>>157261421AIDStrailia!
>>157261421gotta be careful with that i had a similar situation and backed out when she told me the husband is ‘heteroflexible’ and sees men she called me homophobic and blocked me, yada yada but im not risking that shit
Based de jesus drilling cal to get his bum ass back on the IL
snell and son's
RALEIGH DEAD
>>157261430ive only got herpes champ
should have drilled naylor like that
>yankees
could've killed /our/ big slumper wtf
>>157261448Agreed. Agreed.
>>157261440I'm glad we saved him from the Poodres and got him a ring. Look what they do to good SP.
>>157261421We need aussiejak to da thread!
>>157261396He can pitch at home He’s legit terrible outside Seattle
>>157261425yes i do, i've literally never had unprotected sex with a man. why would i risk aids?
>>157261448Detoilet’s still mad about that holy kek
>>157261462if you were actually gay youd know all gay men are on prep aids is no longer a concern amongst homos thats part of the reason other stds are so common my best friend is gay and i work with a bunch of gay dudes
>>157261416Leave /mlb/ you disgusting faggot
stinkees kekarooo
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE THE YANKEES LOSE
berds win
>>157261421>lol I hadnt considered that. I just assumed she was the only bi one but looking at his pic...
>>157261396Imagine your best friend being that handsome
Doyers
>>157261492
UH OH STINKEE DINKEE DOOSHE'S COMING CLOSER
>>157261492I dont look like that! i look like brad pitt in fight club!
>>157261507Kek was just gonna ask someone to post this Based Panamabro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzOX1BWyBYStart spreading the news...
first series win since the All-Star game, btw
>>157261508>a story written by a gay man
>>157261503>WHAT IT DO >BEDTIME CREW
based
al bEast bros, we all won today
that snek golf hat is fairly kino
About to brawl in Seattle
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
DUGOUTS EMPTY
>GAYBOY TORRES
>>157261531I honestly think they will get all 3 wild cards.BENCHES CLEARED
That's what happens when you hit our guy first, bitches. A fight is exactly what this team needs. Angry up the blood!
GAYBITCH TORRES
>>157261531
>>157261541ill be happy if the orioles can get the third, guardians are choking right now
THEY TOSSED GABE
DAN TOSSED
DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS DETROIT SUCKS
Umpies made the right call tbqh. Would have been a beanball war
WHAT THE FUCK?! Why would Spier get tossed? FUCK YOU, UMPS!Throw a classic Lou Pinella rant here, Dan!
Oh that's horseshit. AJ Hinch just begged for a guy to get thrown out and they did it.
>>157261531NL also won today because... DAAAAAAAAAA DOYERS LOSE TOO!
Why did the memeinerds sōy out while up by 3
>>157261554Pretty weak but that's Dan.
>>157261473>aids is no longer a concern amongst homosmaybe zoomers. or retards.
>Bazardo timeuh oh
>>157261554He threw at Torres on consecutive pitches following Cal wearing one. Def intentional by Speier
>>157261563He just walked off like a punk. Go crazy, one time, and show the fans and your team that you have any kind of juice.
Oh no here comes Bastardo
>>157261566what's the difference between bazardos and manzardos?
>>157261482no lol fuck off bitch
>this teammate gets hit by opposing pitcherwhat do you do?
Geybeaner Torres
>>157261482I'm WLW tho
>>157261572At least one home run an appearance
>>157261572AIDS probably
the absolute state of the impoverished negrified shantytown known as detoilet
>>157261552
Dingler dinger coming up
>>157261592kek
>>157261541You think the O's have enough in the tank to surge?
>>157261567Detoilet deserved it, therefore an ejection is unwarranted
>>157261595>>157261581I told you
yea I think the Tigres won the Skubal trade
Typical Bazardo result. I can't remember the last time he came and and didn't give up a homerun. He's been broken since game 6 of the ALCS.
Oh, hey there Cal
>>157261592checked
>>157261602And the Mize trade
>>157261581
God damnit stop throwing Bazardo
>>157261604He had like 43 scoreless innings a month ago.
>>157261611Sir Anthony is the alternative kek.
>>157261599That’s baseball. I dont have a problem with Speier throwing at Torres to protect dumper. But i also dont think Detroit meant to throw at Raleigh
>>157261609kekaroni
>>157261614damn, those are almost Cris Sanchez numbers
>>157261614And now he’s given up a homer in like 7 consecutive outings
>>157261614Just reminded me that I was at the game in 2015 when Jacob deGrom ended Zach Greinke's 45 inning scoreless streak.
COLT BOMB
holy shit that fan just took that Emerson ball to the head kek
JOLT EMERSON
>>157261611Unfortunately, the opposing manager ejected your other pitcher.
>>157261631>giving up a scoreless streak to a pitcher KWAB
>>157261602>>157261609nevermind
>>157261635
COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLTTT
say that shit to my face nigga
GET SQUISHY mention by The Bone in the booth.
>>157261646And if I refuse?
>>157261654You might miss out!
>>157261654He said please
>>157261641He scored Mets legend Kirk Nieuwenhuis iirc
>>157261614What? Bazardo never did anything close to that
https://x.com/JoshuaMellin/status/1914798972528632008/video/1
if i were the brewers, i would have given up the farm for skubal like they did for sabathia in like 2008. they don't really want to win. what happens to heat-seeking pitchers? their arms blow out. they had to get skubal to pair him with miz while he was throwing his hardest for a WS push. not even brewers fan, nope
HaBOOB globe
>>157261667Yeah it was some scoreless streak I don't remember how long. A couple months.
>>157261671some of those blokes need to be careful exercising so much
>>157261682His longest scoreless stretch this season is like 10 innings
>>157261482Baseball is for everyone chud
>>157261687It must have been a homerless streak then.
POOODRES KEK
>>157261648Odd looking dude
Let us pray.
I'm fat and brown and don't know the first thing about baseball. Am I welcome in this thread?
>>157261496How does he make the ball float
>>157261710God damnit we dont need any more Dodger fans
>>157261710you'll fit right in!
>>157261710You'll fit right in
>>157261710Try the dodgers subreddit
>>157261716>>157261717
>>157261710This guy knows ball
>>157261596I feel like giving up Wells will make this a lot harder. I'm glad with what the Os got back for him, but there are not many pieces I trust in that bullpen
>>157261715>>157261710Kidding anon /mlb/ is a fren thread
>>157261731faggot
>>157261710Yeah this is the place
How did the Red Sux go from hilariously bad to a super team?
>>157261710Best poster in this thread
>>157261699that's not Woo
>>157261735FIFA levels of rigging
>>157261735Cora's cheating methods got figured out so they got a new manager who knew how to cheat better
>>157261735Alex Cora was the problem. Nuf ced.
>>157261710
Great play Cole Young!
Mariners win. The genny goes wild!
ballgame over!the mariners win!theeeeeeeeeeeemarinerswin!!
Phew, a win feels nice. Get after Framber tomorrow, you've done it plenty of other times.
Mariners, uh, find a way
Mariners win the ballgame!
All the good guys won today
they're singin'go Ms go!go Ms go!hey seattle whattya say?!the Ms are gonna win today!
mariners won that game btw
>>157261761Many are saying this
>>157261758hell yeah brother
>>157261758Yes we did
Mariners-Tigers is a nice lowkey rivalry
Detoilet in shambles, get fucked you broke ass flyover faggots
>calling every city flyoverdoyerpaco detected
>>157261735By harnessing the power of Venezuelan BVLLS
>>157261776The tigers aren’t relevant enough to be our rivals
>>15726174750-year-old out-of-shape Aaron Judge is gonna be so kino
>>157261761I did see this in the news
>>157261771>MAZEL !!why can't andy cohen hide his kosher level for ten seconds?
ngl, I think I'll stick around these threads, watch some games, and see if I finally manage to learn how this sport works.
>>157261791
>>157261795just make sure to off topic post as much as you canits how they learn to respect you
>>157261776>>157261784Ok but fr why do the mariners seem to make the tiggies seethe so hard? I literally never think about the tigers. Is it literally just because we knocked them out of the playoffs last year?
AL Central
>>157261795if you're seriously new to the sport, then one of the more confusing and nuanced aspects of the game is identifying the different pitches that the pitcher throws. this was a super helpful video for me personally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FTFWzcgjHE
>>157261795welcum
>>157261803Of course, that's just basic 4chan etiquette.
….start the damn koshien!!
>>157261808It's literally just mariners fans here
>>157261810Thanks. I'm watching it right now.
>>157261814>>157261795Hell we respect ya
>>157261810i already had a god tier understanding of ball flight physics from cricket and golf so I didnt need thiseven came up with my own vocabulary for all the pitches
Bowen is the funniest Major League player I've watched in years.
>>157261808I mean Speier threw at Torres back to back intentionally. Makes sense the Tigers would be mad
before I go bed. I have one more word...10-0DRES KEK
>>157261829>Twelve-six curveball, swung on and missed!"right gottem with his trousers down on that wimbly-wombly innit m8?"
>>157261829
>>157261835thatd be >dakked him with a torp
>>15726183310-1DRESget it right
Gawd I need it
This is the most autistic shit I have ever seen...
>>157261872This doo for sure getting mound charged
>>157261867Bend over and beg
>>157261872I’m not a big fan of all the shit that goes on on the field now but how is it any different than Bauer’s sword or the eurostepping around the bases that Acuna does?
>>157261872its on sight next time he plays the gardsput it on my mama fr
>>157261758Yep.
>>157261886You gonna narrate or stuff me
>>157261872Not going over too well on X.
>>157261872
>>15726185910-4DRESget it right
Ginkel is such a fucking retard
>>157261887he did it first strikeout of the innings before loading the basessure he did get out of the innings unscathed but fuck off doing that shit unless its a high leverage moment
padres dbacks is turning into the biggest jobber of history vs the biggest jobber of today
>>157261906you mean twitter you fucking faggot bitch
>>157261918I agree but this is the game now. You didn’t watch when this kinda shit was punished. You think Acuna skips his little dance when the barves are losing? Jizz Chisholm flips his bat when he walks. I hate it but idk why anyone is acting surprised about it.
>>157261927imma bat flip a bunt swear to gee oh dee
>>157261735They were always a good roster, it was bizarre how bad they were in the first half but they caught up to their true power level.
SNAKES WIN ALSO FUCK YOU GINKEL YOU FAGGOTBACK
GG snekWe got gaped...
>>157261872This is just disrespecting the game
>>157261906And there it is.
>>157261906why are white people like this? I mean was this necessary at all?
>>157261927Just nigger things
>>157261949She's wearing my panties!
Mmmnf
Let's check in on the standings...
>>157261927tf timmy gonna do
>>157261872Because of him, MEST players ought to get hit by a retaliatory pitch tomorrow
>>157261949
>>157261872should have never taken the unwritten rules out of the game
>>157261872>>157261906nigbros.... our response?
Late butTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>157261982That shit needed to go in order to grow the game. Zoomers are expressive
>>157261972Astros are going into playoffs with a losing record
>>157261991>expressiveread: gay
>>157261972philthiesbros....what went wrong
>>157261906i blame Banana ball
>>157261998at least there aren't any day games during the playoffs
>>157261979Why do you hate my Mets so much shinjibro?
starting to reach the point of fandom where im actually angry after the gards lose
>>157261993stros are winnig the AL
>>157262003blame the kpoop incel
>>157261972
>>157261972Smart baseball is winning every divvie except the NL west
she's so pretty and so supportive. the perfect woman!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCC1gkZbTE8
>>157261972why are so many teams better at night?
>>157261906Pitcher Primate
Manfred should schedule more days like tomorrow.
>>157262003I don't actually dislike MEST itself that much; I just hate K-pop posters.
>>157262031day games are travel days + players are hungover so both teams phone it in , basically a coin flip. night games are all that matter and it's where you see the good teams outperform
>>157262031vampires
>>157262013>>157262045Anon had a point
>>157262042you absolute piece of shit
>it's okay that we lost 6 in a row>ohtani hit a dinger o dos o algo
>>157262101I say both of these things
>o algoYou're trans
>>157262108I'm transnegro, yes
excited to see poodrepacos and doyerpacos argue about who got fleeced worse by my tigers
>>157262101That’s why, contrary to what the one doyerpaco keeps saying, all the games matter. You win all year so you can have a bad stretch and be ok. Still tho, six in a row lol kek.
>>157262126rofl LMAO
>>157262111
>we sure dodged another win
based tigers fleecing coastoids
What if teams could elect to have a Manfred runner in extras only if they start with 1 out?
>>157262234I think they'd still take it every time? and we'd have games go longer because now theyve only got 2 outs to get them home
>>157261077Is he mounted to that pole?
>>157262267couldve at least worn some pants
>>157262148as a cubs fan i kinda have that bodytype
Who are the cubbiegirls of em el bee?
Cubtrannies are truly disgustingI'm heading to the Koshien thread now, but don't you dare follow me kek
>>157262356I'm literally a woman (xx chromosomes and all) and a cubs fan. Idk why everyone calls us trannies
>>157262356彼女たちは実は女性です
>>157262148just don't get swept by the dbacks please
>>157262315that's hot
that faggy fatty
>>157261908Somebody will throw a bat at this retard
>>157261908Detard this cunt
>>157262020kek please knock them down a peg Soxbros
Has anyone actual won the Lockout 27 game? I keep losing :(https://lockout2027.com/
https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1785913693/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1785924338/
Kiss my R'z
>>157261103Primarily my team and the big news/drama/storylines but Im not gonna keep track of every farm system, trade, and things of that nature.
>>157262638im a girl tho...
>>157262655Sorry sir
>>157262681mother FUcj&!(R#
>>157262688
>>157262693gawd i love a chad onions maymay
>>157262698That's based
Me based
we love the BASED CHADS!!!
nah, you ain't based. Ain't no way... Don't believe it fo' a second, show me what ya got!
I'm waiting for that based.
Based ‘em!
We want based. We need based.
We need based tho
oh based oh based wherefore art thou based...
>>157262607>sloppa game
I'll take that poundin' if you were just gonna throw it away
kek the genny is extra seethy after the doyers got raped and gaped by the two whitest parts of America
Doggie doos kek!!!!!
>>157261133kek
>>157262885>he couldn't beat the sloppa game either
>>157262968Ngh...gaw...
How do I please both the players and the owners at the same time with both hands?
>>157262885yeah kinda yuck
no refunds padres
>>157263828RECKER ON THE GRID!
Mariners are throwing at guys now...yikes
gm
>>157264096its 4AM in seattle. thats insane
Feels good being in the AL Central where your team can play like shit in a series but nothing changes in the standings.
kek doggiedoos got swept twice in a rowdoyercope stocks are through the roof
>>157264162I've been bracing for the stretch where the Sox have an actual losing streak, and it just hasn't happened. They are the only team in baseball without a 4 game losing streak. Their longest winning streak is 5. They just play consistent ball.
>>157264232Its even crazier when you look at their road record. How they managed that while being so bad on the road is funny. No matter how it ends ive been enjoying the ride.
I enjoy watching Mets fans suffer.
>>157264290do they even suffer anymore? i think theyre too broken to feel
>>157264156Jays play cubs (one game), phillies, redsox, yankees, rays, and yankees...ooooof but then september is all non playoff teams
The dodgers have lost six straight and you all are laughing
>>157264455theyve already won the division though
>>157264399Should be able to beat the philthies and stanks
Bad morning
>>157264464The Diamondbacks are going to sweep them and take the division lead before the end of the month. I don't care what your stupid frog says
>>157264585be careful writing checks you can't cash
>>157261105>>157261143would love to watch her eat all of that and take a massive dump afterward
>>157264614You don't know me bitch
>>157261255You're supposed to have it with a hot dog or spaghetti like I told you when you bought it, retard.
>>157261255>>157261318Redstarded ass post
>>157264677>its only good when you mask the flavor
Thank god there is a good slate of early games so we don't just sit here posting about chili
>>157264725chili dog general
I like hot dogs, and I like chili, but they do not go together.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZS2Q_lce8g
Remember to put Tillamook cheese on your favorite chili cheese dogs. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
>>157264756i prefer kosher even though im not jewish
>>157264756I shredded mine own tillamook sharp cheddar for the coneys ;)
>>157261135>Baseball needs a salary cap!!>40% of these teams are below .500
>>157264785>butternaise
>>157261135What the h*ck did the philthies spend it all on
>>157264794Try that in a small town
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/SdpmMQlJjIg
>>157264756Overrated like the Seattle Mariners.
>>157264756based Tillamook chad
>>157264867Yep. Cabot mogs shillamook to hell
I love hoppy IPAs, Nintendo, the Sandlot, Tillamook cheese, and the Seattle freakin Mariners
cheeselet seething
this is a velveeta genny
If defense mattered as much as the current WAR calculations make it out to be, the Cubs would be running away with the best record in baseball.
>>157264922We’re talking about real cheese here. Not “melt”.
Stankeetard seething about cheese kek
>>157264929Cope. Blowtani lost the MVP to PCGay and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>157264929That is certainly true
>>157264950See >>157264946
Shillamook? Nothing more than a glorified crew.
>>157264929Dansby Swanson has a 3.1 WAR with a 95 OPS+. It's genuinely insane. Also, Seiya Suzuki somehow has good defensive metrics.
>>157264966/thread
Official /mlb/ cheese rankings1. Tillamook POWER GAP2. Boars head3. Talbot4. Organic ValleyPOWER GAP5. Kraft6. VelveetaPOWER GAP7. Sargento
>>157264976This is a genny. You can't just /thread it. It's eternal.
>>157264929If *something retarded* then *equally retarded ragebait*.
>>157264978Wisconsin BTFO
>>157264985He eats Cabot cheese. He's obviously retarded
>>157264990Gayconson kek
>>157264975Kevin Pillar had a 3.5 WAR with a 81 OPS+ in 2016. He also had a 5.1 WAR with a 93 OPS+ in 2015. It’s crazy how undervalued fielding has become since people became glued to the batting value metrics on baseball savant
>>157264978As someone who posts at least 250 times per thread, thus controlling at least half of the genny voting share, I can tell you right now that is not the official /mlb/ cheese power rankings. Might be on your 'cord, but not here. Sorry sis.
>>157264966it’s just like in the sopranos!
>>157265005Agreed. I move to veto this unofficial ranking.
>>157264978Tillamook at #1? You PNW niggas are trippin. Also I’ll get my black forest ham from Board Head, but never cheese. And Kraft????? Where’s Cabot?? Where’s literally any cheesemaker from Wisconsin?
>>157265005>>157265015Stfu doyerpaco, no one cares
>>157265002Fielding should barely matter at all. It doesn't move the needle as much as good hitting.
>>157265015I second the move to veto said unofficial ranking.
>wheres kraft?????yea you’re not ready for the big cheese league lil bro
>he actually thinks anyone cares about flyover cheeseKek
>>157265034No I’m saying it’s ridiculous he even put it on the list. It’s not even real cheese. Seriously, it chemically isn’t cheese. Read the ingredients.
>>157265015>>157265031Move to veto unofficial cheese ranking passed. Shillamook fanatic is also placed on 30 day cheese discussion probation for making egregious claims on behalf of the genny.
>xhe thinks doyerpacos are awake from their bean fart slumber at 1030am
Disastrous day for the tillamook cheese brand.
Cabot doesn’t even make ice cream do they? Shit creamery.
>>157265027Fielding is undervalued in a way that’s tough to explain. Major leaguers can get to balls and throw out runners from positions that amateurs and even most semi-pros can’t. The resulting runners taken off base, extra outs created, and extra runs prevented are critical to the outcome of the game.
>>157265072Cabot for cheese and Ben and Jerry’s for ice cream. It’s like a Canseco + McGwire type of 1 2 punch.
>B-BUT MUH ICE CREAM!!!!you must be 18+ to post here lil fella also this is a cheese genny
Nu >>157265091
>>157265097>so btfo you have to making nu early to shill your dogshit '''cheese'''
Real nu >>157265095
>>157265097>early nuShan’t be posting in it
>>157265078>Ben and Jerry’s for ice creamBen Cohen and Jerry GreenfieldFuck off with your jews
>>157264923I love these
