Watch the world burn edition NRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Penrith Panthers6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoGo Media Stadium2.26-164>Go Media Stadium sets the stage for a Friday evening blockbuster as the New Zealand Warriors host the competition-leading Penrith Panthers. The Warriors put their patchy form behind them with a blistering 42-6 victory over the Gold Coast Titans in Round 22, while, the Panthers returned near their absolute best with a 42-18 win over the m Raiders. The Warriors have scored more than 18 points just once in their last 12 matches against the Panthers. Nathan Cleary has not lost a single game against the Warriors since 2019. In their last NRL meeting, the Panthers edged out the Warriors 20-18 at CommBank Stadium. The Panthers have won 11 of the last 12 games against the WarriorsWarriors 1-12 3.35Warriors 13+ 5.50Panthers 1-12 2.90Panthers 13+ 3.20Warriors +3.5 1.92 Panthers -3.5 1.88>GAME 2Sydney Roosters v Canterbury Bulldogs8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Allianz Stadium1.53-2.48>Allianz Stadium hosts a heavyweight Friday night encounter as the Roosters look to continue their strong form against the surging Bulldogs. The Roosters obliterated the Cowboys 82-12 in Townsville in Round 22. Their form has been lethal, riding a six-game winning streak. Meanwhile, the Bulldogs had a hard-fought 36-22 win over the Melbourne Storm at AAMI Park in Round 22. Mark Nawaqanitawase has crossed for ten tries in his last nine games at Allianz. In their last meeting in 2025, the Roosters turned the tables on Canterbury with a 32-12 win at Allianz Stadium, after the Bulldogs had won 24-20 at Accor Stadium earlier that year. Overall, the rivals have split their six matches since 2022 at three wins apiece but the Bulldogs have not won against the Roosters at Allianz Stadium for 10 years Roosters 1-12 2.90Roosters 13+ 2.80Bulldogs 1-12 3.50Bulldogs 13+ 6.00Roosters -4.5 1.90 Bulldogs +4.5 1.90previous thread >>157259215
>clearyT you were supposed to curse a player I don't have.
we need the duck curse more than ever
I cursed a player we all have so it’s fair and to prove once and for all Turbo was a coincidence
Warriors 13+Dogs 13+
>>157270612you cray bruh fr
even without slippy t poosters should have it
Ramsey looks sharp at fullback fr fr
>>157271477No cap
>>157271477looks a bit grumpy but surprisingly quick and agile
give it up let this shit general die
I think I’d be grumpy too if I had a broken ass
>>157272351Please watch our sport
>>157272351>give it uphttps://youtu.be/PS-up0oQFCo
>>157272585RIP Brother
>>157270488Right so you can curse Samuel’s players when he’s your opponent but not when he’s mine? I see how it is.
>>157272621That ain’t gonna work for me brother
>>157272638We still have Saturday and Sunday to follow…
Perth Bears jersey reveal in a few hours lads
Whats a good rugby league podcast?I would like a bicoderious podcast but i think that doesnt exist and wouldnt work
>>157272912CAN I GET A HYPE IN CHAT?!?!?HOOOIIIIYYYYPPPPEEEELOVE ME PERTH BEARS
>>157272912Still hoping they reveal that the Bears thing was just a prank and reveal a Quokka jersey.
>>157272988In the style of Scooby Doo
>>157272932you are pathetic you grovelling argie poof kek
>>157273170>you are pathetic you grovelling argie poof kek
>>157273187>>157273170Ghey
>>157272932Levels Johns FamilyLebs on LeagueRugby League Digest
Daily Telegraph used to be excellent but Buzz retired and now it’s Code Sports and it sucks
>>157272932Levels with Willie Mason & Justin Horo
>>157273170Rude
>>157273170Worldwide, an estimated 35 million people surf, while roughly 1.4 million people play Australian Rules Football (AFL) globally. Participation numbers vary significantly depending on whether you count casual recreational participants or registered club members.
>>157273339>>157273318Ok ill check the levels one out
>annualy there are more surfers threatened by sharks than the total number people registered to play victorian rules football btfo
Auckland 1-12Easts 13+
all im hearing is that we need to get rid of the pooarks
Last time that kind of talk was serious I bought a Cronulla membership
Dylan Walker bros….
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kek argie is grilling the gayboys in /afl/
>>157273749They really dont like surfers
>>157273749based. fucken faggot loser sport and general
>>157273749I think he just likes picking fights. He's made several Union > NFL threads. He and Irish have gone back and forth about union/league as well.
yet to hear a compelling reason why gayfl deserves to be on /sp/
>>157273795I wouldnt read too much into arguing with irishhe is pretty confidently wrong about things a lot
>>157273795It was /nrl/ irish and it wasnt really a fightThe nfl ones one was my actual opinion and the other was bait but it didnt get replysAnd afl dude asked for it >>157272351>>157273170
https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/08/07/perth-bears-unveil-inaugural-home-jersey/It's up!
where’s the screenshot?
>>157273942“The Perth Bears are the most exciting story in Australian sport,” Perth Bears CEO Anthony De Ceglie said.
Canterbury Crusaders on pooicide watch
>>157273863>and the other was bait but it didnt get replysI'm not sure why you try. Don't think most NFL fans care enough to respond. >And afl dude asked for itThat's practically every thread by now though kek
>>157273954perplexing post
https://shop.perthbears.com.au/products/6062-550.jpg>that penrite logo placementabsolutely CUNTED
>>157273925Hope the away strip is more interesting
Vale Rueben Cherrington
It looks like a relocation, they need more Perth colours in there
Vale Jasmin Morrissey
>>157273993what colour is perth?
>>157273925>>157273942the home jersey should be something perth-centric. they don't care about north sydney. the away jersey is the one most old bears supporters will see most of the time so that should have been the north sydney inspired design
>>157273971>black rectangleWhy do they do this? It would look fine without it
>>157273791you are in an nrl thread
>>157274011White and red. WA is gold and black. They should’ve accented it a little with white touching red and gold touching black or something. All they’ve done is the original Norths jersey, clearly for the 2k bears fans still alive
Western Reds had it spot on with the white/red/black/gold combination. We used to have some clever people deciding these kinds of things
this broke you
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
>>157274063>wewhat position in the NRL branding and marketing department did you have m8?
meh with all of the kino bears jerseys then went with the most boring design
AFLcels fear the NRLW gigastacey
Only one team has the honour and legacy of wearing white and red
Cavere debes dicere talia cum sunt homosexuales circa
>>157274075doesn't budget direct sponsor another peem can you say conflict of interest!
>>157274082crisp swans fan
>>157274075The logo looks fine, it treats the stripes as sentence lines rather than imposing a logo block that overlaps and disrupts them. Don't know what the haters are complaining about, look at how other teams handle striped jerseys, it's far less harmonious that what the Bears have achieved.
>>157274098My brain immediately hoped she would rub it on her toes
>>157274047I'm inclined to agree. Hopefully the Perth locals kick up a stink and get it changed at some point.
>>157274075looks like a super league kit
FTB
>St Helens Rugby League Club1873 - present >St George Dragons1920 - 1998>Illawarra Steelers1982 - 1998>St George - Illawarra Dragons1999 - present
>>157272988https://youtube.com/shorts/EnRDOY5rUCg
surely this is the game where the opponent realizes cody ramsey is 10kg lighter without his intestines and they can just pick him up on their way to the try line...
Now I want to play Blood Bowl
>2nd last roungWTF
>>157274231nvm i was looking at the ladder not draw
>>157274204Englel has some old ass teams
>>157274244The original teams in Australia were founded by rugby union club rebels, sometimes the whole club switched and sometimes a group of members went and started a new club. So you see a lot of the rugby league clubs are 1908 or soon after but they are coming from older rugby clubs
poothers gonna be sookin' to be on at 6pm and are gonna play shit LETS FUCKING GONE
In England there were 22 clubs all switched to league in 1895, they kept their history so that’s why some English league clubs are older than rugby league. The Australian clubs restarted in the new code and didn’t keep the history because the union clubs were still operating
>>157274275The. Post. (This)
Morning lads
Morning
arvo
>>157274307Morning bro
>>157274261>>157274276Our history is different since football was played by colleges here back in those days. Obviously those universities are still around. Oldest and only pro team that predates the NFL are the Cardinals.
Also I'm curious as to what was the first recognizable league game to have been played. As opposed to those early clubs likely just playing union rule ls but paid.
>>157274386It depends how you want to quantify it. They got rid of lineouts and reduced to 13 men prior to 1908
eirebro super league coming to dublinreckon it'll be a success
>>157274393Gridiron got the forward pass in 1906>>157274397Do the Irish care about league?
>>157274275not too often we get a 6pmer being the game of the year.
>>157274397There's an appetite for rugby here and everyone who watches rugby league likes it more than union and the union in Dublin is based around private schools and some club rugby. I think there'll be a good crowd and they'll have a good time, needs more marketing hype need to get Brian Carney on the Late Late
>Cogger out
>>157274461They don't know about league. It's a very niche sport here
how bad is the weather in Auckland tonight?
>>157274488hopefully just cold. my wahs are fairwahther blokes
>>157274276Eastern Suburbs District Rugby League Football Club (1908) is a continuation of Eastern Suburbs District Football Club (1900).
>>157274386It would post date 1908, the early game's play-the-balls were all-in mauls where any number of forwards could join and push, the regulated part was only that the tackled player stood up and "played the ball" by placing in on the ground between the two ad-hoc packs, versus union where the tackled player stays lying on the ground and must release it there as the forwards crowd around the downed player. It's not until later that the play-the-ball gets reduced to four players to produce something recognisable to today's game. Shift from unlimited tackles to four/six tackle sets is also a radical change.
>>157274488'risp and dryhttps://www.metservice.com/towns-cities/regions/auckland/locations/auckland
8c at kickoff, ~30% cloud cover, negligible wind
might out the big (C) on Cleary then & test out The Ducks curse
That’s what VC is for m8
>Klein in the bunker
>Germans in bunkers...
>>157274624Is the cope already in?
>>157274619coward
Poothers will turn it on tonight and win by 20+ sorry gonebros
>>157274642just want to make sure he's watching the game and not race 8 at Randwick
>>157274075>>157273942Western Sydney Wanderers ahh jerseys. Nah it's alright actually
>>157274676Kek fair
Reckon this could be a cracker
>get home from work>turn telly on>get welcomed to countryITS FUCKING FOOTY TIME
holy shit, evil intro, some tribal people who actually look capable of fighting.
Retro Rugba Leeg says the Bears will have 5 jerseys next year and one of them will be WA themed whatever that means
cum marty cum marty ah ah
we're getting mogged bros..
you don’t get this in super league
Australian indigenous round ceremony - 'Hi, welcome, hope you have a good time.'New Zealand indigenous round ceremony - 'fuck you and fuck off before we eat you'
might have to go do some colonising after the game lads
Tom Jenkins's colonial sneer of cold command
>6pm kickoff
Very colourful referee
Ngā Tohutohu ā-Whānau: He Kōrero mō ngā Ngeru Pango2 i hīkina te pito pooiors12 i hīkina te pito poothers
THIS IS FUCKING KINO ALREADY
so over the pink panther ‘mick desu
>>157274783And a Ngā Tohutohu ā-Whānau: He Kōrero mō ngā Ngeru Pango to you too
This is the Wahs' grand final. Even if they win (they won't), they won't have the juice to replicate.
already ogre
>Sutton & Klein ref combo uuuhh yeah not looking good gonebros
GET INTO ‘EMAAAAAAAAA
>Solid D from the boys in pinkuhhhhhhh
what a Māori women like to date kiwibros??
>>157274792>Ethnic Instructions: A Story of Black DogsKEK it was meant to translate, 'Family Tips Down with black cats edition'
wahs will run out of puff after 15mins
ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGODERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD ERINGOD
going for the shock and awe, taking from what the cowboys did a few rounds agobullying penrith is the only way to do it, particularly when they're missing edwards
CLARKGODWAHGOOOOOOOODS
LET'S GONE
wahs looking as on as they have ever looked all season.
UP THE FUCKING WAHHHHHHHS GET FUCKED POOTHER CUNTS
>>157274814Didn't take long >>157269922
don’t let the jersey fool you - these niggas aren’t here to play checkers
perth bears should just steal this jersey design tbqhdesu
>>157274838this but NZ2
>>157274838If they played in pink they'd be the Care Bears.
They are very indigenous populations that have such strong ties to a sport original and unique to their own country. Arguably the current indigenous players and people have deeper ties to australian rules and rugby league in terms of historical significance.
>>157274844
GRAB EM BY THE THROAT
kek was thinking it won’t be long before this skinny white boi gets heemed
>>157274855he's asking for a big shot on him now
Settle down Leroy
Pissa-Gayris doesn’t want the Milky smoke
'short' that was forward
METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD
METCALF JESUS
LET'S FUCKING GONE
METGODMETGODMETGOD
GIVE EM THE PREMIE ALREADY
METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD METGOD
Absolutely mogged harris by making him flinch
bigcatbros…
Best thing about that try: under the posts
ANYBODY SEEN TMM?
Thank you for not watching the game Klein
mf really hit the Backstreets Back on them
Penrith will lose their cool now
Almost like you can't bring your special sports drinks through customs
Edgar is in real danger tonight
nooooooo the sticky spray
sticky spray needs to be banned tbqhdesu
>>157274905PEDckle juice is not widely available in Auckland either.
I swear Ennis has it in his Fox Sports contract that he gets every Cleary game
helasema has been washed this year, not sure what happened to him.
might get some biffies tonight
>>157274928jej
Barnett becoming unhinged
BACKPLAY BIFF BACKPLAY BIFF
warriors are getting the reffie suck-suck tonight
>>157274929
this is fucking great kill em all wahs
kek Allen Motti flattened
pussycats getting absolutely found out. Wahs Poosters final is going to be kino.
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE
how is that not a flop Sutton you cheating cunt?
>>157274929naw, hes better than pompey
without Cleary’s kicking game Pedref would be brown bread
panthers are suffering for the lack of edwards and talagi or cogger. rookie fullback and 5/8 is spoiling the attack
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
kek what a cheapshot
pedref dont know how to grub within the rules getting done like dinner
The NRL needs to add the Maori flag to the indigenous round banner thingy
Are the Poothers just hiding their power levels? Potential rematch in just a few weeks.
Allen Motti gooooooodbye
warriors been throwing out grubby shit all night
>>157274953
should be a double bin for the AKP shot as well
>no malice in that ennis needs to go to the doctor to get the poothers removed from his lower intestine
eh that’s not really so bad desu but the games is gone
>>157274992lack of edwards is having an impact
reminder that wahs deserve to be refballed to a prem
>>157274996good they’re in fucking dogfight here Pedref don’t have enough of their usual grubby cunts to counter it
owwwieeeee my neckieee weckkiieee
ow muh neck
milky penkins
>>157275008reminder warriors claims of being refballed is just kiwi whinging
reminder that Tedesco means “French” in Italian
milky
KICK IT LONG AND SMASH THOSE PINK POOFTAS
>skim milk Jenkins
>>157275018kek
>Tom Trbojevic in the Fox Sports studios to breakdown-ACK!
>>157275036>sprains his wrist shifting some paper
KEKEKEKEKEKKEANYONE SEEN CLEARY
KEK get fucked Cleary
WAHS ARE ON FIRE
LETS GONE
>>157274929ok i take back my comment,
LEKA DA WRECKA
WAHS first 50 point game of the season coming up
Fucking Ennis now with the SBW comparisons
great, now the fuckhead chooks are going to win the minor premiership. smug sydney cunts
ITS ARE YEAR
>>157275066more a 42 point team desu
>>157274808Fine just give them pink rexona and a parra jersey
>>157275071HALASEEYA
ohyeoyeoyeoyeoyeo pedrithbros....
>here come the square up 6 agains
Isaiah Yeos season is over holy shit
>>157275071Lovely to see it
:(
Yeo’s done his Gregory Peck
anyone doubting leka needs their credentials revokedhes got a hugely high ceiling, been a bit off at times but hes only 20 years oldeasily the most dangerous wah if hes on
NOW DROP OT LOOOOWWWWWNOW LET ME SEE YA HIPSSWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
DON'T TAKE THE POO RUN AT THEM THEY'RE WEAK THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THE POO
>>157275090and all rep peems rejoice
Good fg conditions
BUNKER IS ON FIRE
super smooth from Egan faaarck
Holy shit the comp just went from a one horse race to actually interesting
Penrith cant afford to go down 24 nil...kek
KLEINEDLEINED
PLEASE BE A TRY
HANDBALL
As you kiwis say, that was tinny
BOUNCED THE FUCK OUT
DAMMIT BENDY FINGER no try ladies
Oh well. 18 nil still good
>>157275142Backwards off the hand
Isiaah Yeowch!
oh get absolutely fucked
was nathan "faggot" cleary not grabbing the coconut there?
whos your favourite wah lads?
you’re scaring me T..
WAHS not gonna get to 42 at this rate
panthers just need to offload more. they're playing too conservative and letting the warriors bully them.
>>157275128based
>>157275162Awen Guttenbeilcurrent - Chanze N-K
>>157275162Erin Clark
>>157275162Luke Metcalf as he is soon to leave that wretched peem
>>157275162lay a tower
wouldn't mine eloise's wees on my sawyer
>>157275162Stacey Jones & Ali Lauititi
>>157275162manu vatuveicurrently AKP and sam healey
https://youtu.be/7moUnjmfz2wSam Cooke - Bring It On Home To Me
>>157275162Tiff
I still cant figure if Webster has been holding Metgod back all year on purpose to the last possible second or hes just back because TMM was a bit average last week.
>>157275218crisp
>>157275242well TMM had an injury in training yesterday but I think giving Luke a big stand down period was always going to make him a mongrel when he finally got another chanze
>>157275243whatever ended up happening to her?Just disapeared off the face of the earth.
>>157275242Metcalf doesn't seem very popular with his teammates. Putting him in ahead of TMM could cause issues with team cohesion.
>>157275243>ykr that one time she interacted with this poomunity
>>157275252"had an injury in training"surely its all metgod from here on out.
>Penrith medical staff have confirmed Isaah Yeo has ruptured his bicep and pectoralis major, expected to miss up to 2 weeks.
>>157275255career ending pregnancy
>>157275266who's the father?
>>157275264t.Dr. Noticer, M.D.
>>157275255Got married
>>157275260I cant find my collage of it
>>157275218>>157275243>>157275260>>157275280we're a based grace poommunity
>>157275255she's training for a nrlw debut
Just turned on the gameLet's go wahs! Payback time!
>Outspoken freelance rugby league journalist Tiffany Salmond has taken to Instagram, firing a shot at current NRL players for sliding into her DM’s with “no context”, “sexually charged” videos.>Speaking to her 45,000 followers, the Kiwi didn’t hold back – even taking a shot at all “professional athletes”.>Salmon said she had only ever received sexualized videos from NRL players.>“It’ll be on TikTok and they will send me a video to my DMs with no context, no message, no “hey”, nothing and it’s always, like very bizarrely, like, sexually charged videos or, like, over the top, “I’m attracted to you” type videos,” Salmon says.Which one of you was it?
She was obviously blacklisted for being a massive pain in the arse
ANONS FAVOURITE PLAYER SCORES ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Eddie Jones wants a Japan team in the NRL
*bangs sticks on log quickly*
>>157275317LET'S GONEET'SGONE
>>157275264>2 weeks KEK
Eddie Jones is not to be trusted
>>157275322broken back? yeah 4 days I reckon
This is good sports science from Penrith. Letting their foes peak and over exert themselves running into finals. Roosters did it to themselves and Sharks are starting to.
I reckon Poothers might lose this desu
CLAWBACK starts NOW
>>157275309I mean, kiwi women aren't great but aussie ones are way more annoying
>>157275331beached az bro
>>157275329It also let's you analyse more of their attacking plays/finishers before the more crucial games.
>>157275328They’re currently working on bringing Ben Alexander back from the dead
>>157275334It depends on the accents and how well spoken and if that bothers you
>>157275330A game a piece sets up a better storyline if they match up in the playoffs
>playoffs
Broncos Roosters Premiership
>>157275359that bloke going to be playing alongside walsh?
>he didn't know it was six again before he kicked the ball what rule is that?
hey I found out one positive to having a small willy today lads - it’s really easy to piss in a cup.
>>157275348Nz women are lazy and surly, aussie women lean more toward being trashy partywhore slutsThere's pros and cons to each
>>157275366I use a wide mouth 500ml beer stein as my bed cup cant see how size would matter
>>157275359all NRLW contracts should be centralised through the NRL and dispensed accordingly for competition parity
FORWARD CUNTREFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
Just a tad forward
>>157275375like the medical test cups m8
LMAO what the fuck was that pass
RIGBALL>RIGBALLDisgusting refcunt bullshit!!
KEKEKEKEKEKE >people say the poothers don't get refballed
IT’S NOT ONLY FORWARD HE’S FUCKING IN FRONT OF HIM FFS IT’S OFFSIDE SUTTON YOU RETARDED CRETIN
>>157275359This is getting ridiculous
>>157275376Found the DLP shill
>>157275383he sure is letting the warriors get away with a lot
500ml is a measily amount of piss
>>157275395more for top ups not worthy of going to the toilet
getting shades of that game against melbourne where we just smash cunts for the last 20mins to make a statement
>>157275394
if poothers don't score tonight I'm putting a line through em
>>157275393Data Loss Protection?
>>157275414put a line through your artery with a razor you nonce cunt
ANYBODY SEEN CLEARY
I want to see Cleary ded too now
>>157275425tell me how you really feel lol
>>157275425Malding
I bet Wahs bet beat by the Broncucks next week kek
seething pedrith supporter is a weird gimmick because i'm not sure you're going to get many chances to roll it out
>>157275405kek was thinking the same. Helps the other peems if we fuck up the poothers as well.
>>157275445ill roll you out spastic cunt
>>157275448poothers have the chooks next week too so it's not an easy game either
its you know whothere are zero poother customers here
pspspspspspspspspspsps
>>157275458pspspspspspsp
MORE BLATENT REFBALL TRY TO HIDE IT A BIT BETTER YOU SHITCUNT
that’s not a knock on ffs
That's not a knock on what a dumbass
they call him schizophrenic sutton
>>157275470nrlw broncos finally get a hot player
Blind cunt get the fuck off the field
imagine before peems had challenges how much did the refs get away with
>>157275470>>157275481does jaime ever get her ass out in pics?
HAS ANYONE SEEN PENRITH
>>157275479He's developed a habit of talking to himself under his breath. Listen carefully and you'll hear it sometimes. Weird cunt.
Wahs fans must be single handedly keeping those $1 stores open with all these signs
most coconut run of all time
ref knows if poothers don't score at least once mt druitt will burn
Sutton doing all he can but no heart from pedrith
*blows whistle 2 minutes late*>Yeah there was a penalty or something back there mate
are they gay or just white new zealanders
alphwah males
Look, I know this is supposedly a big gameIm just not feeling it I get it, 1st vs 3rd, huge crowd, indigenous round, open footyBut without Tiffany Salmond on the sideline, it just doesn't feel like a big game
Kek at those onions redditors
>>157275527Me in the Lion Red jumper
I look like that and make hand gestures like that
>>157275527>alphwahdecent crowd sign somewhere in there
>>157275513lmao penrith is basically south auckland?
>>157275524>>157275527there's quite a lot of this type over here. don't pretend it's any different in aussie.
>>157275527>Wahjaks
CLAWBACK
NOW COMES THE CLEARY MASTERCLASS
>>157275542They're in Melbounre m8
the GOAT
Fade the WAHS for not keeping this peem scoreless
The wahjaks have cursed the teamCLAWBACK>CLAWBACKCLAWBACK>CLAWBACK
hmm reminds me of a certain game desu
>walsh nowhere to be seen
>he didnt chuck $50 on penrith when they went out to $101
>>157275556Dr. Noticer in the house
>>157275528>But without Tiffany Salmond on the sideline, it just doesn't feel like a big game
>>157275542
wahs will be mind broken if they lose this
It's over. Turning this off so I dont have to watch the coomback
>>157275563based not-Klein’s mum
20th team in Japan confirmed!
just saw cleary lads
The SHAMEFUL 40 20
hmm really reminds me of a certain game
Tired of this cleary dude
wah bros..
wahs are collapsing. capewell is having '23 GF flashbacks.
fuck sake, wahs clocked off early.
DOUBLE CLAWBACK>DOUBLE CLAWBACKDOUBLE CLAWBACK>DOUBLE CLAWBACK
*muffled smooth criminal playing in the background*
Nice interference there
How hard is Ennis right now?
>>157275528So true, so true
>>157275595where
haha, theres no way...
https://youtu.be/Johmlmq-dRU
Classic Auckland switching off with 15 to go>too much pig and beer
CARN THE PAHNTHAHS
comeb-ACK
>>157275598>the streets
Didn;t vossy talk shit about the panthers passing just before they went on this run?
KEK it was fucking on there
PLAY THE BALL YOU POOF
james milker harris
dishonobru
I CANT BREATHE
>>157275613
Work a field goal, seriously
fakest tough cunt in the nrl desu
fuck this
Absolute WAHlapse
KINO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bailed out
OH NO NO NO NObit offside there m8No try 4 u
KEKEKEKEKEKEK BASED BUNKGODS
>>157275598Sorry Tiff but we’re team Hayden now
SAVE ME BUNKER
>refball
OH NONONONO PANTURD SISTERSCOOMBACK CANCELLED
nathan cleary took a stutter step before kicking that put liam martin off side
UP DA BUNKWAHS
daily reminder that it was 22-0
fuck Cleary fuck Martin
LOYAM MARDIN WUDDAH COMPEDUHDUH
wahjack curse cultists on the ropes
roosters would have been called onside
up the wahs, its our competition
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>>157275651you can’t stop playing against a juiced peem with Cleary in it
Speaking of curses, Cleary has not kicked well tonight at all hardly
>nail>poothers>coffinput em together!!!
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Metcalf aura farming after his tries is pretty cringe
holy basedthe prodigal son
METCALF?MORE LIKE METBULL
CLAWBACK REVERSED>CLAWBACK REVERSEDCLAWBACK REVERSED>CLAWBACK REVERSED
Clearly absolutely heemed by Metgod
>>157275630
PAHS NATION
>>157275630Thoughts now?
THATS OUR BOY
>>157275675yeah he should be shooting pretend arrows like he's cupid
>>157275685never in doubt champ
>>157275587Who's this semen demon?
>>157275687BREAKING:CONTRACT CANCELLEDMETCALF TO RE-SIGN WITH THE WARRIORS THROUGH TO 2030
Luke Met/gong/
Speaking of Arrows my White Jai Arrow jersey came in today
TAKE THE 50M POO
>>157275683Love this one
lmao dirty poothers scamming cunts
>Garold !ogr/TtJeeY
Imagine Going from the WarriGODs to the Fagons
this is basically the Dragons' 3rd win for the year
>>157275694Zali "Joker" Hopkins
Wahs need some sort of meme song to carry them through the finals desu
THIS IS WHY WE WATCH RUGBY LEAGUE
The team that Jett Cleary is contracted to beat the team that Nathan Cleary is contracted to
did we just win the NRL?
Based Wahs
>>157275712>wah wah wah your boat furiously up the stream
UP THE WAHS
>>157270612>>157270612>>157270612>>157270612>>157270612>>157270612ahem
congratulations on winning your GF Wozzers
Hope the Roosters put these doggies down iykwim
Very satisfying victory
>>157275719Jett confirmed Best Cleary
what is this retard chantmake it stop
Based whistling ad
Sharks-Wahs GF
Why is Nathan saying "we" he was literally the only one trying to win it for pedrith
>>157275725But did you bet
>8pm kickoff
GOATcastle are in the GF m8
might just not complete the census aye
>>157275745
>>157275751$1000 fine these days
>>157275721>here’s those die hard Wahs fans I was telling you about
Based Roosters Pyjama jerseys
>>157275743gambling is an idiot tax m8 and I give enough of that to the gummint.
>>157275754nice Bears alternate jersey
doggies looking like they have their tail between their legs poosters have their claws out
do NOT post a screenshot its terrible karma
based Joshy
average dogs fan leading the team out
up the wahs, up the wahs
>>157275769>>157275766based 1 game a week watchers
josh curran looks like a white DWZ
>>157275710When did it happen?
holy based white boongs
based Matt
Ah yes the ancient custodians of the land the Salvatores
>>157275772warse*
>marois fit and strong >first nations heroes flabby/skinny
>blowing smoke into the lungs of athletes before a high intensity spoort
already missing the violence of the wahs tribal opening. This ones so soft
Okay the smoke bullshit is a bit much
kek based little kid not having a bar of the abo smoke ritual bullshit
Welcome to your country (we don't mean it you fucking nazi)
Love being welcomed to my own country lads
faaarck me this country is a joke now the lunatics are well & truly running the asylum
>>157275775Round 2 vs Eels 2026
I thought the La Perouse Aboriginals were all from the Illawarra (aka Five Islands), and Sydney Aboriginals had long assimilated to city life?
>>157275801how’s the scars look?
Gadigal Roosters vs Darug Bulldogs
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,Or dare a foot to land,We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,To guard our native strand;Britannia then shall surely know,Though oceans roll between,Her sons in fair Australia's landStill keep their courage green.In joyful strains then let us singAdvance Australia fair.
>>157275772wood berry
Family Tips Dugong For Dinner Edition 14 tipped poosters0 tipped pooboys
>>157275812Still in hospital around 40 stitches I believe
>>157275820how does that even happen?
>>157275800https://youtu.be/HhO1raSVfBA
0/2 on the work comp, took my joker tooguess im the joker
>>157275820she could make billions in the body modification world
>>157275805It’s more complicated. A lot of Aboriginal people were moved into Sydney from the western plains too, and they all sort of mixed up in together. I’m sure there’s books about it I haven’t read
>>157275826You wanna know how she got these scars?
>>157275826women mimicking a mens sport but don't have the coordination but still run into each other at full speed
>>157275832kek based me too m8
>>157275820>You wanna know how I got these scars?
>>157275832https://youtu.be/dV3AziKTBUo
will not be taking any abo history lessons from irish
up the dogs (for the mutual benefit of da wahs)
Saw Kiraz on Grindr
>>157275841crisp walsh
Need some elite Galvin play to get the dogs on top.
I swear no player gets away with forward passes than Galvin
>540 posts Someone bake
Daly Cheaty-Evans
Huge poo mistake early
>>157275870we eat stale bread here
IT’S A BIG STEAMING POO
>>157275870that would be selfish
we got a poo discourse game now bros
I'm a Souths fan forced to go for the Roosters tonight I feel disgusting
>34-2
its so weird watching the dogs how they go entire sets without the 7 even touching the ball.
oof
I’m still going for Canterbury but I think Easts will win anyway, and it’s up to Souths if we basically win all our games we should be in the finals
That's not a good knockon at all
>>157275889Makes no difference, peels tomorrow night
>>157275896it’s like anti-footy or maybe post-league is a better term
Really Souths want Cronulla to lose so we can get to the top 4
ok actually it wasn't too bad of a knockon
>>157275913Biblical greed Irish
>>157275913
Canterbury have been playing weird footy since Noddy Kimmorley had that dream
early minute poos are the worst types of poo
>>157275913Souths will lose to Parra tomorrow night
get curran out there, roosters starting to edge on top
Right on halftime is always the best time to go for a poo
BILLY SNITCH
If a try is worth 4 points but a goal is worth 2 points, why did the blue team choose the goal?
>>157275932wtf is the dogs defence doing.
THE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
>>157275927lol ok
>>157275939Virtually guaranteed 2pts and they get the ball back, unless he doesn’t kick it dead
the wahs could beat both these peems
I don't think the shitbirds are losing this bros
these peems suck
Lebanon is going to have a good team at the wc. Kiraz, Twal, Moses, Doueihi
>>157275952you scared nigga
they scheduled the 8pm game for 6pm the silly buggers!!
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
what is the record for most fuck ups in the first 20 minutes of a game?
I swear every Dogs game is boring as fuck
>>157276004round 23 roosters vs doggies 7/08/2026
>>157275997Parra barely could play against the tigers last week so unless there’s a secret weapon or some shit, no I’m not in the least bit worried. Souths should score 40 and win
>>157276023has fattrell stopped doing his eating challenge youtube videos yet?
Unlucky slip
BAKAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKK but bunker will take it off them
>Seeya Wogs
Based Spiderman celebration
based web slinger
>>157276044Miles Morales*
GET THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
>>157276005>you’re a sexy woman Flo
>>157276027He’ll be back for the gf
there are people in this very thread who bet on the dogs...
>8-2HOLY OMEN
New>>157259215>>157259215>>157259215
>>157276056Miles Morales is Spiderman too yes
>entire roosters squad is origin and internationals>but we have enough for daly-mallet evans
I'd 8-2 be a Bulldogs fan right now
STOP START STOP START play better footy already
>>157276080Thought that was Gina Reinhardt for a minute
>>157276084heh good one m8
>>157276080i know she has a nice pink pretty vagina
The Smith’s are the greatest rugby league family
looks like they used up all their tries for this week on the Cowwies
radley bros.. :( I'm glad he has his rubbish company to fall back on
>>157276082*manlet
the ref cant be fucked blowing any more penalties
>>157276097very true
MILKER
>double 6 again>still can't score
yeah he's gonna milk a HIA kek
ow muh head
>>157276109>jacinda ardern's blowjob shitrag below itAbsolute pottery
free interchange
>no supportnice peemwork
Is Rob Toi'a related to Stoya?
other than that poo dogs havent even looked like scoring
>radley on report
>ITS GOOD I ENJOY IT, THE BASHING HEADSIt's cruelty to interview brain injury patients
>>157276185I hope not cause I have a destoyer ;)
half time break talking about the wahs game instead of the dogs game kek
Do NOT look at Chapman's latest post
Is Gronk running a plug system or a hair-hat?
>>157276219Airbags
>>157215989>>157215989>>157215989NEW BAKE
>>157276219thats my Ferrari ;)
https://youtu.be/lJRN76hxFz0The Smiths - Shoplifters Of The World Unite
WILL be playing IRON NEST: Heavy Turret Simulator after the footy lads
bro said Gronk
I'm not your cazzie, bro.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DbuM6JXTqw5/
The new bulldogs logo is awful, looks like something from madden create your own team
I’d forgotten about it
what happened to postcode poster
Very nice easy
COMEBACK
strong 0/3 lads
get fucked roosters
BARKBACK
WUF WUF WUF
>>157276332got shot
Grubby chooks
poosters shot their load last round it seems
>>157276356That’s a big dog
>>157276363>>157276363>>157276363>>157276363
Dropsy Cherry-Evans
Roosters are actually going to fumble this and give the Dogs 8th spot
GLAVIN IS THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER LACE A BOOT
GALVANISED
galvinned
>>157276388Based Gus
fuck the chooks
2ND BARKBACK>2ND BARKBACK
Wally Lewisesque try that
That didn't look orchestrated at all
DUN DUN DUNThe time has come toGalvanize
whole comp of frauds desu every premier since Covid should have an asterisk next to their name.
when poosters needed teddy the most he slipped away
this thread is moving so fast no one will notice it when I say that Stephen Crichton unironically has an elite league brain
It’s true
poosters bros...
The dogs are eating the chooks
>BARKWAK
KIRAZ FULLY SICK HABIBI
roosters are the worst team in the top four. flat track bullies.
The stars are lowkey aligning for the Warriors to steal the minor premiership
>>157276439VERY good post
>anon sees Kiraz on Grindr >17 blokes from Bondi end up getting fucked
this reminds me of the Bondi massacre
Stick a fork in ‘em
bulldogs eating good tonight
>>157276450Based Alameddines' not even hiding
>>157276448Bondi is pretty gay
>>157276468Alameddine are Peels fans m8 the Hamza’s the Doggies customers.
yeah poosters aren't coming back from this
>the prophecy will be fulfilled
>>157276476my b. they all look the same to me
cmon doggies! finish it off
Poosters are falling apart
sam walker sperging out
>>1572764842 of the Alameddine family are playing in the Peels junior right now & another went across to the Dogs last year. It’s all pretty crazy at the minute as they’ve all had to be stood down from playing 2 months ago by the NSWRL for their own & other spectators safety as apparently the Family was targeted at a Wentworthville junior game with a drone attack.
Ref having a shocker
This Rinikama cunt sucks
>>157276521I actually did read about that; fucking crazy stuff. I thought it was just drone surveillance as there was a bunch of the familia on the sidelines though? One of the Peels jrs is supposed to be a bit of a gun though; if he wanted to distance himself away from the life a couple of seasons in super league would be a smart play surely.
rinakama had to play for that ball or he'd have been pinged for an escort
Had to score eventually
>>157276565just like me iykwimwim
CLUCKBACK
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
>>157276558He could basically just not be in Sydney, plenty of junior teams in Brisbane and elsewhere. You don’t get to choose your family
Dogs haven’t had the ball for nearly 10 minutes
BAAAKKAAAAAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKPECKBACK
BOK BOK BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
holy shit the dogs suck
(sad awoo)
DOUBLE CLUCKBACK>DOUBLE CLUCKBACKDOUBLE CLUCKBACK>DOUBLE CLUCKBACK
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL ON THE FULL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Conor Tracey was re-signed for another 2 years btw
kek that poor doggies customer with a poosters missus
told you in the warriors game 'if it was the chooks he'd be onside'cheating fucks
Laughing at my retarded bulldog boyfriend ladies
>just did a poo lads
Rygney Rigsters
take the poo early, lose by a poo...
>Just did a poo lads
Looking at the replay it was Galvins fault, he started going for it and had it covered which Tracey would’ve seen peripherally which made him hesitate
yeah thats a normal jaw movement
>>157276612you can cheat on him tonight it won't count sis x
>>157276627>when the half time pingas hit
>>157276627>i now remember PEDrith Mitsubishis
They can’t hold onto the ball
>taking the poo
roosters don't deserve this win but they haven't deserved half their wins this season
>Poo
Clock draining poo. If he gets it and they complete the set from kickoff the dogs will only have one set in possession and they’ll need a try
>taking the zero
>>157276652Not the first time you’ve gone off early I bet
>missing the bowl
>>157276558Eh he was okay in u16/u18s but hasn’t really come on in reserve grade due to injuries. His part of the family is heavily involved with Wentworthville Magpies which is one of the biggest junior clubs in Western Sydney. Word on the street is it wasn’t just a surveillance drone but a botched hit. There was another cunt who is an Alameddine associate that got killed by one recently. It really is popping off here - I’m not sure it’s safe anywhere for those cunts. How this rampant gang warfare isn’t a major focus for state & federal government I do not know - they must be totally in bed with these crime syndicates.
>Yeah we'll take the zero thanks
POO MISSED THE BOWL
>>157276627he might have a form of epilepsy
>>157276666That post. Those digits.
why the fuck would you kick at one of the best catchers? fucking idiots, also why no setup for 2 point field goal to mess up the defensive line.
>DCE looked like Cheif Wahoo trying to get a penalty Ahhh might be time to cancel Chud Ginnane
INFLICTED
VICTOR THE INFLICTOR
inflicted.com
roosters are both shit and scum and don't deserve this win
>>157276693They don’t have a crafty halfback to organise such things
best moment of the game by far that victor tackle.
>>157276665If they murder each other you get one gangster off the street permanently and can put a few more in gaol for 20 to life, win-win.
poo curse deniers in shambles
>>157276710It’s fine so long as they don’t kill anyone by mistaken identity or crossfire. Similar issues in Dublin with the gangsters, they even have to put them in separate gaols
That was unconvincing, they don’t look like a top1 team at all
Fox League post game, the last redoubt of business tie
>>157276728I am genuinely wondering how they actually managed to get there.
>loves his mum
Foketi have a big few weeks
Easts have Penrith away next week then,Tigers at homeRedcliffe at home Souths away.They should beat the Tigers but they could easily lose all other three games
>>157276749YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
night night lads I’m going to bed
>>157276769see you tomorrow
Roosters just know how to win games, a rather important skill to possess I would suggest
>>157276768A SMOOTH BRAINED CRIMINAL
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
what a weird game. two shit teams dropping the ball nonstop for 80 mins
thats why I'm saving my one game a week for poophins vs poocos
why are they like this?do they hate money or something
>>157270380>>157270380>>157270380NEW
Herbie has signed with Dragons