Strong Mind editionNRL>GAME 1Melbourne Storm vs Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoHBF Park, Perth2.16-1.69>One of the great rivalries moves to Perth for the first time. Storm are out of Finals contention, but would love to put a dint in the Sea Eagles hopes.>GAME 2Redcliffe Dolphins vs Brisbane Broncos5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoSuncorp Stadium, Brisbane1.44-2.79>The Broncos have dominated the Battle of Brisbane with six wins, but a Dolphins win in the eighth clash will help them clinch their first Finals spot.>GAME 3South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Parramatta Eels7:35pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoAllianz Stadium, Homebush1.33-3.34>A crucial clash for the Rabbitohs in their quest for the top 8. They made it four straight against the Eels with a comfortable win in Round 17.NRLW>GAME 1Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs vs North Queensland Cowboys12:45pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoBelmore Oval1.40-2.96>These sides have only met once before, with the Cowboys winning in Round 7 last year.>GAME 2Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks vs Gold Coast Titans3:15pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoShark Park, Cronulla3.17-1.36>The Sharks triumphed 12-8 over the Titans last year to make it two wins from three in this rivalry.>GAME 3New Zealand Warriors vs Newcastle Knights5:15pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoFMG Stadium, Hamilton1.53-2.51>Heading into Round 6, it's fifth v fourth, with these sides level on six points. In 2025, the Knights won the only time these sides have met.
stormfinsbunnies
New>>157281893>>157281893>>157281893
>>157281904for what purpose did you make another thread?
Fun games todayPerth gets a game which must be at like 10am or something for them that's crazy
>>1572819881pm actually
Absolutely stoked Let's Gone won last night. Bring it home kiwis.
>>157281927Op sinned and added wnrl on the op
seagullsphinsrabbits
Shit eaglesPhinsBuns
*Shit eagles could lose tho it's the type of game they like to choke
manly -2phins -8rabbits -11
We threadwar-ing?
>>157281904Kek.
He's had enough and defected to Parra https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbI5oCbS1q7/
>>157281814>NRLWFuck you op
>>157282370What's with the hate boner for the women?
>>157281814I like this pic a lot
>the one time I neglect to check the catalog >>157282502>>157282502>>157282502
Are we being serious
>>157281814Old threadcunt?>>157282527Nu threadcunt?
>>157281904And threadsperg?
definitely old threadcunt coming back to reclaim his throne
>>157282583>Old threadcunt?No, the watermark is too blurry
The last game in Perth without their own peem
no offence to the bloke who baked, i appreciate that threadcunt hadnt woken up yer and you did nothing wrong, but we are going to use this thread >>157282527
>we
The Perth Bears have officially been granted two recruitment concessions ahead of their 2027 entry:>One marquee player can receive an additional 20% sponsor-funded payment outside the salary cap. For example, a $1 million contract could become $1.2 million, with the extra $200,000 exempt from the cap.>Players released from existing contracts can join the Bears if both the player and their current club agree. Perth assumes the full contract, can pay the player more (but not less), and the former club carries no remaining liability.ARLC chairman Peter V’landys said both initiatives were proposed with support from rival clubs to help ensure the Bears are competitive from day one.
oh no no no no
KWAB
FUCKING RETARDED JANNIES DELETED THE WRONG THREADSTOP FUCKING TRYING TO DO A JOB THAT DOESNT NEED TO BE DONEREEEEEEEEEEEE
Kys op kys
>>157282865Do we rebake? Or use this false one?
>>157282880I won’t be rebaking, there is no need. I really didn’t check the catalog
>>157282880I think we boycott ill bake a nrl 2026 game thread on /vg/ and we post there
Didn't mean to cause a kerfuffle, lads. I woke up and saw no thread, so I dusted myself off and made one. Or am I imitating the 'real' threadcunt? Very hard to say...
>>157282901DO IT
what's the longest we'd last on a random board? I'm picking /n/ would be quite accepting.
Nice to see reportsperg is alive and well
>>157282965of course, have you ever tried to post a picture of a woman here?
>>157282965It's the inner nanny state innit
ITS UP>>>/vm/2807875
retardation
>>157283106Based
>>157282163>>157282977case in pointprofessional players in full kit
Panthers will still win without Yeo just to show how overrated he is
>>157282865eat shit
I thought Cody Walker was Maori
Since this I'm usually busy early on the weekends this is the first NRLW game this season I'm going to watch
The jersey they game this ref is a size or two too big
the broncGODS could beat both these peems
>>157284909temu brett lee looking unc
>herbie going to the dragons dragons gonna be loaded will be a shame when they still don't make the top 8
>>1572851391. Poowater2. Sami3. Herbie4. Val5. Some coco flavour of the month6. Nikorima7. MetcalfPlus their elite young forward pack and Gutho in reserve grade.
My uncle just suggested instead of indigenous round jerseys, the players should just paint themselves. Good idea I reckon.
>>157285222checked and molested
>>157282923>Didn't mean to cause a kerfuffle, ladscalling bullshit. We get >>157262260 on Thursday with other screeching and then this happensThursday thread was made 9:58Friday thread was made 10:13There was no need for threadsperg posing as old-threadcunt to make this thread. Old-threadcunt would never>tl;dr you’re all posting in a troll thread
Believe what you will, my brother!
Kino game this
>Only one person is allowed to make the nrl thread because I say so!
>>157285467Then just say " i am op i am a faggot incel and added wnrl to the op, i watch women sports cause i am actually a faggot so i watch women sport to try and throw them off , i am sorry for making a shit thread and killing the 2 good ones" post that and we forgive you
Who is the microscopic cutie that just kicked the conversion?
Current state of play>Panthers and Roosters are in the finals. (36 points will get you into the finals.)>Titans and Dragons are out. (Less then 28 points will not get you into the finals)Today's games>Broncos must win or they will be the 3rd team out.>If the Rabbitoths win. Eels, Tigers and Broncos will have to have everything go right for them to make the finals.
*throw people off
>>157285528Are titans 100% mathematically out?
100%
Why is an Argie in here spazzing out?
>>157285576Everyone chose the other thread
>>157285576Freshie
You mean the third thread created, first one wins fuckwit
>>157285528There's no way broncos can still mathematically make it tho?
>>157285528>Less thenFewer*
It's pissing down in Perth
Manly 1-12Redcliffe 1-12Souths 13+
Naarm Storm vs Guringai Sea Eagles
>>157285609> first one wins>>157285507The threadsperg mask slips - the posts
Threadwarring should be a reportable offencestfu and watch the poorm get heemed
Go Manly, up the gulls!
henlo bros
ynr cliffy lyons
>>157285925hi, what team you support? you a broncos fan?
>>157285925good morning
WE HAVE A DECISION
clouds look nasty in perf
Why is this game in Pooerth?
Dry run for the Quokkas. Today they’re testing 1pm kickoffs
Western Australia bidding for the 2028 GF confirmed
>>157285941warrington awooooos
redpill me on bundy drop bear
Going bald lads
Can Manly still make the 8?
Manly afraid of catching the ball apparently
>>157285981I wanted to know what NRL team you support (although super league would have been my second question)
>>157285992grow a big beard you'll be right
COMMENTATORS CURSE
>>157285999don't really have one just enjoy the footie might support the perth bears
>>157285992based me 3 years ago. i shaved it all off, it hasn't really receded at all since then so i'm growing it back out.
Despise the short drop out meme desu
I will enjoy seeing Poorm get heemed
Bears fans getting a glimpse of Wishart at hooker a year early
>>157286017this you m8?
Short drop outs are fine, the rule change so it’s not a penalty when you don’t do it properly was a mistake
>Manly play>thread alive with excellent and hard hitting conversationHappens every week. Sea Eagles run this general.
>>157286017lgm
games gone fucking soft
Absolute WOKE sin bin
you dont get to pass at the line if you aren't prepared to take a hit
headgear causes concussions change my mind
>>157286029that's kinda how I looked before I shaved it. I'll probably settle on something tidier or just go back to a buzzcut.>>157286039im not that delusional kek, but i respect any guy that will rock a cut like that
>>157286032Based off yesterday it's the Wahs though
Both these teams are playing like shit
Based joey 4 chan
>>157286057wahs are everyone's second team
Walsh you dumb twink
>>157286064this is true
>MUH DEFENCE FIRSTare there any teams who have blatantly and publicly just said attack first?
Yep. Thread is getting a post wah victory bump and uptick in posting quality
>yeah we'll have a challenge thanks sir
hes fookin massive
>>157286032desu its 75% just nightshit without a tripcode shitposting
it's kind of embarrassing that olakauatu was just some random guy hanging out in the parking lot at brookvale and des hasler offered him a contract and now he's one of the best second rowers
I'm actually a little surprised there's so many Wahs customers considering how many more Aussie flags vs Kiwis there are.
Dumbass challenge what were they hoping for there?
twink ref not taking any lip
What a shit game desu
Both these teams are SHIT
the wahs customers who moved to australia improved the IQ of both countries.
>>157286090QRD?
two most boring teams
>>157286099Melbourne's decline is almost as diabolical as Brisbane's.
>new zealanders moving to australia A tale as old as the nation's themselves
>>157286099shit teams
>>157286104tbf bellyache has a terminal disease
BWAAAAAAARK
Go Manly rack em up
>>157286102my bad it wasn't des hasler it waa the sea eagles u20 coach who saw him after he drove his friend to training. but still, he was just some rando that a coach saw and decided to sign him up because he was a big nig.
>smoke cannabis>take benzos>lie in bed with the radio on listening to footySaturday arvo ritual
>>157286109abel tasman took one sight of nz and was like "im outta here"
>>157286114Is it terminal? He hasn't discussed it much. Wikipedia just says neurodegeneragitive.
>>157286119>Go Manly rack em upt.Brandon Wakeham
>>157286129How'd you get the benzos lad? They're so hard to get now legally unless you hit up the dark web.
Nice try glowie
>>157286132Word on the street is he has the same kind as Stephen Hawking, which will eventually kill him but he could potentially die of old age before that happens. It’s only technically not a fatal disease
>>157286160He seems to be doing a lot better than Jye Arrow who's a shadow of himself.
I don't do drugs because I'm a good boy.
>>157286170Neither. I just pretend to on 4chan to seem interesting.
Love of the game is my drug.
>>157286104At least Brisbane got a chip out of it
>>157286172>>157286170>t. pussies
Unless you know someone they're impossible to get. I got given a vial of cocaine from someone i knew that didn't want to do it but I threw it away
bunker pls
>decision made.
>all the cazzie bears fans in the crowd cheering for ManlyGrim
>>157286172It would be more interesting to pretend to be a sex addicted whoremonger because then you could describe your fictional prozzie encounters to us
I'm sorry but this 'jumping into a defending player counts as a tackle in the air penalty' is the biggest horse shit going in the game
Fapping and weed is more than enough, maybe mushrooms once in a whileAnyone that looks and trys other drugs ends really bad
IT’S A BIG STEAMING POO
>We have a decision
>'phins v 'cos nextholy kino
>>157286190LSD is better than mushrooms. Meth is the best if you can control it lol. Pretty hard to do that though.
Hit a new low I didn't know I could hit desu
are we just allowing players to offload off their knees now? happened a few times this weekend already
>>157286210What happened
>>157286214I've only seen one this weekend so far.
>>157286216Checked the ladder :(
>>157286201What peem would the Hulkster pull for?
Melbourncompletion Poorm
>>157286202>LSD is better than mushroomsNot a chance in hell
>>157286221Manly
>>157286221Hunter Mariners
>>157286216I didn't say I'd tell the family I just said I hit a new low.
Stillborn Storm: no signs of life
>>157286221
If Harry Grant chimped out and yelled at the ref he'd be Harry Rant
>>157286234is this loss?
>>157286233Talk bitch i once got into my crush google drive and i sent me her nudes
A TRY ON HIS PERTH DEBUT
>take the 2>other team scores a trySeems familiar
If Harry Grant stopped shaving his balls he’d be Hairy Grant
Ah yes the Manly Storm
>storm score>starts raining
>>157286242Kek. Fair enough.
melbourne need a warnock special at half time https://youtu.be/6t7NDgh6fzc?si=Vs5aJMXGU3I5bwyi
>>157286102Used to drive his coco bro to training but stayed in the car and slept while his coco bro was at training Coach saw him and asked if we wants to train and the rest is history Wonder what happened or who is coco bro was
Has anyone ever met a Storm fan?
If Harry Grant got his larynx crushed by a police officer in Minneapolis he’d be Harry Icantbreathe
>>157286227Nah, mushrooms are overrated desu
Munster is so ineffectual these days
kek
>>157286283Everytime I go to the bathouse
the fuck is that golf ball on his head
"""Independent""" doctor
>>157286283only Storm fans I've ever met were the types who were dilettantes of multiple sports and conveniently supported the dominant team in every league they followed
If Harry Grant were asian he'd be Harry Slant
>>157286283hiaami park is a vibe you should come down one time
Is Herbie really going to dragons?!
Curse deniers. Come and explain yourselves.
ON (starting) DEBUT
manly manly manly what ave you done
TRY ON DAYBOOO
Hate zoomers
>>157286298>stories i just made up
THE POO CURSE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED >points since womanly took the poo: 0 (ZERO)
>kick penalty goal>lose game
If Harry Grant didn’t want to do something they’d say Harry Shan’t
If Harry Grant was a cheerleader he would be called Harry Chant
HAYDEN WATSON melbourne born
If Harry Grant was in a bug's life he'd be Harry Ant
poo cultists getting uppity again, Manly are still winning
Geelong actually
>>157286318nah I knew 2 guys who were Storm and Patriots fans in early 2010s. One of them was also a Lakers, Man U and Crusaders fan. I talked to him about NRL a few times and he didn't seem to know any of the players beyond Smith, Slater, Cronk.
If Harry Grant was was given funding for higher education research he'd be Harry Grant
If Harry Grant were named after an American civil war general he'd be Harry Grant
>>157286343oh
>>157286304Just went there and it was empty
>>157286350That's so bizarre. Dunno how you can call yourself a true fan if you literally only pick the elite dominant teams in every code.
>NO!! YOU CANT JUST PICK THE WINNING TEAM YOU HAVE TO GO FOR THE WORKING CLASS UNDERDOG BATTLERS!!!
If Harry Grant was an exhausted dog he'd be Harry Pants.
ffs burnt me sausages breakfast is RUINED
https://youtu.be/lGXFVOc5I8QThe Big Bopper - Chantilly Lace
>>157286434you thought you had something there didn't you? pity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLcHurrian Hymn no.6 - c.1400 B.C.
>>157286350Kek what a fake fan
Cam Munster status?
>>157286434Penriths chud spotted
>>157286438F
If Lara Pitt went to the toilet she'd be Lara Shit.
If Harry Grant sucked up to Peter V’landys he’d be Harry Sycophant
>>157286438not a good omen for your broncos
I need to win a fucking bet last 3 single digit numbers of this post go together as the dolphins who score a try today for a SGM
game leveling poo
>>157286482Farnworth/Flegler/Isako? Fine
Is Mal Meninga the most overrated bloke in NRL? He's only ever coached stacked all star sides with origin and the kangaroos. Can't imagine he'll do well at Perth.
>>157286492He used to coach Canberra
>>157286283Yes when I lived in Melbourne, he kept inviting around to his house to meet his wife, I didn't
Mal coached the raiders too and he was shit.
They weren’t a good team in those days
Is Munster ok?
>taking the poo
IT’S A FUCKING POO-A-THON
According to poo cult doctrine this poo shifts the curse upon Melbourne
Munster is a beast
Tackle him you gronks
>>157286502Not well.
Nice try but imagine being a grown man named "Oryn"
Wish there were more ball girls, give the fans something to watch
>>157286536https://youtu.be/5fHXyqQOKL8?si=gYmgzrzl6l9O2nf_
uhhh chat can you tell me how many tries womanly have gotten since taking the poo?
pooly bros...
>>157286533He coached QLD on that 8 in a row run they had when they were using NSW’s best player. He’s also won the wc coaching Australia. He obviously has something
Mal was just there for vibes and aura while Michael Hagan did the real coaching
>>157286551>NSW's best playerthis is such cope
Playing with a neutered team but only a matter of time melbourne gain their strength back
who’s Mal’s assistant coach in Perth?
KILL MUNSTER
SO! MUCH! POO!!!
DO NOT TAKE THE POO
>>157286574It’s a fact actually. Joey retired and we were reduced to picking alcoholics and partyboys. Our best players were dudes like Greg Bird and Luke Lewis
>accidental
>leave home for 30 mins>womanly capitulatemany such cases!
Nightie are you ok?
Need a women's side for manly
>>157286635They're playing right now!
>They're playing right now!
I think Manly should have gone for the try when they were leading 12-0 and not the accursed 2 point penalty goal.
14-0 truly most dangerous lead
we want 50?
what a strange game
bit in this I reckon
BIFF
what happened to Sua?
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
remember that brief period where fozball looked good
COMEBACK
Why don't refs just hear the players out
Just got back from dinner, lol fucking manly getting btfo by the storm
Manly melted in the rain
>>157286729Crisp First Table customer what did you have?
>>157286716Kek they were lucky to come away from the bye without a loss.
>>157286609Luke Lewis is a hall of famer
>>157286742Home made bacon and vege soup with garlic bread, it was really good.I'm enjoying soup more as I get older, I think it's an official marker of entry into uncdom
https://youtu.be/cJqMH84frwcThe Go-Betweens - Cattle & Cane
don't worry, the dolphwahs are smoking ponyclub 100%
Bet the farm on 'Phins scoring 42 if we're basing the dataset on last Saturday.
ynr people falling for the fozball meme
Fuck you Samuel now I have to use trades
Got work soon but want alcohol lads. What do?
Mal's origin record is propped up by NSW having zero stability in key positions and persisting with Mitch Pearce for a decade and even then it's not as dominant as you'd expect.
Chat are my Broncos going to get embarrassed tonight?
>fox calling them Redcliffe FUCKING BASED
Where’s the other burger, the Redcliffe one?
HAVE A LOOK AT THIS PEEM, (PLAYER NAME) (PLAYER NAME) AND BIG (PLAYER NAME) UP FRONT . AND WHAT ABOUT THIS BLOKE
calling them Redcliffe is an original /nrl/ family meme
>>157286759unimaginably basado, ham hock soup with crusty garlic bread is absolutely elite. If you really want to lean into uncdom get into gazpacho soup this summer. Make a tonne of it and freeze it - I'd get out a portion Friday morning then smash it when I got home after pub beers.
>>157286806>>157286795True but who gives a fuck what that brain dead cunt Tallis thinks?
i just made a reece walsh meme but i'm too embarrassed to post it
Suddenly feel Broncos are going to win this
1/4 in my tippies lads
>>157286812and here was me about to post that I like Tallis on comms.
It's always triggered me that the just call them the Dolphins
>>157286816Who are you tipping next?
this isn't a match it's a street brawl
>>157286780What kind of work is it?
Balmain & Western Suburbs Combined will catch on too
DID SOMEONE SAY LET'S GET PHYSICALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
>>157286823my peem of course
>>157286790No more than the rest of the year
>>157286804AND DON'T FORGET THE LITTLE GENERAL STEERING THIS PEEM AROUND THE PARK
>>157286812>only heard tallis say itBased one game a week customer
>>157286809BasedI love minestrone, sometimes do tomato and red lentil too so I wouldn't mind trying more tomato soup variants
>>157286831
>>157286838capsicum, garlic, and tomato paprika soup. Chuck in a bit of oregano or marjoram at the end, plenty of pepper
https://youtu.be/tUZI5pi8IFgDolphin Shoals
Rugby league is alive in WA
>>157286818You're kidding right? The bloke is a deadset fuckwit.
tom duffy has yet to win a game of nrl
Luv me Indigenous Round desu
>>157286813You should share it :)
>>157286889It's tokenism.
>walsh
On my way to the poouthes peels game so I'm probably going to miss this one lads
>>157286905Get kayo up on your phone lad.
>>157286813I second this>>157286896Don't tease us fella
Long term viewers will notice that Joey will blandly say that he gets "goosebumps" regarding the indigenous ceremonies. I have noticed it's his politically correct default statement to say, especially after his infamous "comment" about Greg Inglis
>>157286876>am I retarded?Hmmmm I will have to reevaluate. I fucking hated him as a player if that counts.
Remember when the blues 5/8 jersey was a revolving door yet we kept picking piss?
>>157286915>aussie shielas
>>157286915kek nice 5head
>>157286872Me up back
>weece ralsh
>>157286915so hot
>>157286872who is the eshay up front?
>>157286909
hell have no fury like a threadsperg scorned
LETS GO BRONCGODS
>>157286909this is a good post
>>157286889kek
>>157286915this is a good post
>billy starting broncos 13+
>IMG_1306
This is /nrl/ not /plasticchairshittingskanks/
>>157286986It's not even funny shit posting either.
are afl raiding us
get on with it m8 we're here to watch the footy not this shit
*claps*
Based non clappers
plenty of shit on this thread
>stand and dance for us blackies(white)hmmmm
>threadcunt returns from a two year hiatus to send the poomunity into chaos
FUCK OFF HOMELESS DOLPHINS
What is the smokey leaf bunch supposed to do?
reported every single image and not a single deleted post yet. shit janitors tbqh
decent trumpeting that
>>157287010welcome to /nrl/
>>157287016>announcing
>>157287014It’s medicine
>>157287028arguably worse tbqh
We are literally on track for a 1000-bomb but it won't happen
>>157287034>poo poster is a footfag
GRACE
>>157287037tf r u talking abt
BILLY WALTERS IS MY FAV PLAYER SORRY STAGGS
BASED GRACE
Billy is back
BRONCGODS
>broncos been dogshit all year>still have the phins number
BILLY FUCKING WALTERS
>>1572870451000 posts. There’s three games, game two just started and we have more than one third of a thousand posts already
ITS MAM
BILLY WALTERS
>>157287037I reckon that’s why old mate is sperging into overdrive kek
Sir, it’s Mam
unfortunately when threadsperg gets banned that will be 100+ posts wiped
IT'S A FUCKING BRONCBACK AND THE'YRE NOT HOLDING BACK
preemptive broncback
Finally walsh is kicking
MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM
It's mam
Mam Massacre
Go bananas
Not looking good here
WE WANT 100
it is indeed ma'am
Mam playing like it’s the 2023 gf
>getting a whiffEnnis ITT confirmed
>>157287119I didn't need to see that
COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD COBGOD
NOOOOO TRY
NO TRY
HOWEVER
love ya cobbo but tonight, get fucked!
>blaming threadspergfuck you
COBBO
WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD
>>157287151>blaming threadsperg<reddit spacing> fuck you
where the FUCK has this broncos been
BILLY THE DIFFERENCE WALTERS
Walsh drinking that PEDrith piss
>>157287176the 2 old men aren't playing and billy boy is back
All they needed was a bit of Billy
based my fucking =- 4 minute late stream
send paix to reserve grade. billy and mozer for the hookers in 2027
>/nrlel/ needs a sperg spamming scat porn to be nearly as active as /afl/give it up you worthless cunts, let this shit general die. tennis is more popular than your joke sport
>>157287213>quincy dudd
HIS NAME IS DED
are "we" excited for the Poosters WAHS GF?
lad has all these pictures saved on his phone
>>157287211literally reported them all and not a single deletion.
just filter the filenames and enjoy your footy lads
>>157287211>tennis is more popular than your sport. the mask slips
>my life is so mundane and meaningless that I post scat porn on a niche sports board.
stop giving the gayfl sperg yous
why are people from Victoria, WA & SA so mentally ill?
>>157287222Someone was posting perth bears fans in /afl/ and they got deleted. Something is up
Rory Kostjasyn is a mogger
If you saw Reece Walsh on the street you'd think he had been smoking ice.
I don’t consider it porn. Seeing someone taking a shit does exactly nothing for my titillation
SAVE ME BUNKER
>>157287242>knowing what happens in /gayfl/sus
>>157287242Kinda whack, reported about 10+ posts now. Nobody wants to see this literal shit. It's not even creative. At least try and be funny.
ITS A TRY BABY
In like manner I don’t consider a textbook diagram of a vagina to be pornographic
>>157287242before the pooposter here too
>>157287249In times like these you need to start investigating, and you start with the usual suspects
All those hands and not a single broncs touched till the end. Amazing.
>>157287247>It's not porn unless it personally turns me onThat's an interesting view
Where have these Broncs been thoubeit?
>>157287265Agree. pornography etymologically means depictions of prostitutes.
>>157287258(((klein)))?
GRUBPHINS
>>157287265I said I don’t as in personally myself consider it porn, it’s just gross. If I’m against the consensus that’s ok I’ll go with the consensus if that’s the view. It’s nsfw in any case
>>157287270this is the Broncucks m8 they’re either rocks or diamonds
FLUKE SPLASHBACK
ROCK ON REDCLIFFE
no offence but you lot are carrying on like a buncha princesses over the mere thought of a thread derailment attempt i was told to check /nrl/ so I did here's my post as requested
SPLASHBACK
>>157287288It's not that we're being pussies. At least try and be funny while derailing is all I'm asking.
>>157287271No it doesn't. It means depictions of fornicators. The term porn was slang for a prostitute because of the word pornography (or rather the original Greek equivalents of each). You've got the thing backwards.
>>157287288Some of us are literally princesses so you should mind your tone alright
come on guys
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157274712/#157275670
WE WANT 100 (total)
there are people ITT that don't know what coprophagia is and it really shows. vanilla lights off missionary havers.
Plath is the Billy of Redcliffe
Finally gone. Crazy how a video of nrlw players in full kit was gone way quicker than scat porn.
>>157287305interesting. this would make irish correct but i kneel regardless.
final score 42-24
>>157287324nrlw is on topic too. Infuriating
what a game
>>157287348>based sock wearing Germans IYKYN
>walsh nowhere to be seen
>>157287348Bit too /pol/esque desu
>>157287326Imagine the scenes.
ANYONE SEEN WALSH
FREED FROM DESIREFREED FROM DESIREFREED FROM DESIREFREED FROM DESIREFREED FROM DESIRE
>>157287305So have you been lurking just to drop some knowledge about porn?
speedy, high octane qld footy
>>157287382Inspirational words.
>>157287381No.
>>157287348This deletion was not warranted
ITSSSSS A HATTRICK FOR MAAAAAAAM'S BIRTHDAY
It's Ma'am!
>>157287280Back to sucking
MAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>157287389kind of a garbage post but yes, over jannied
He must be happy
Just got a handjob from one of those massage places, is that supposed to happen?
MAMAMAMAMAMAM
what a wacky game
HATTRICK
>Le winger did sumfin hehehohoha Implying wingers aren't 6’3 90kg
>>157287407how much did you pay?
>>157287407I did that once. It was awkward as fuck. The Asian woman seemed to hate every moment of it. Felt like she was a trafficking victim desu.
*politely rips your hand off the ball*
fuck me sideways really how did that happen
HIS NAME IS HERBIE
WE WANT 50 EACH
What the actual fuck was that from Brisbane?
Ennis confirmed FAGGOT
Bruh
the talty error should have been a penalty. jmk had his hands all over the ball.
>82pt score one week >30-24 half the next week carefully lads at this rate PVL will coom himself to death and crash the NRL plane
Ezra getting PTSD from those 2 air bags
>>157287445Who needs defense amirite?
>>157287414winger hate is driven primarily by the fact that pull more than other positions
MIGRATE>>>/vm/2807875>>>/vm/2807875>>>/vm/2807875
This is the thread
Yep it's kino time
>>157287487
JWH sounds like he's got brain damage. More insufferable than Cronk.
>>157287487looking good mate
>>157287487lgm
>>157287487Looking shit mate.
>>157287487I think I know one poster who would love this feed
>>157287517Me
>>157287487fuck yes
>>157287487meal prepped all day today, should have done a bangers and mash ffs.
>>157287529looking grim m8
>>157287529This looks woeful.
>>157287537please be patient m8, autists don't like their foods touching. not sure about the vaginal wall discharge bacon though.
>>157287549My gf is autistic and she doesn't give a fuck about food touching.
>>157287559It’s a spectrum not a state of being
>>157287559That's so cute I hope you're giving the support she needs
>>157287559doesn't like your sausage touching her cheeseburger though
requesting angry broncGODS from the 1st half please
>>157287559my girlfriends adhd (as fuck)
>>157287571She's more successful than I am lol. I'm a recovering drug addict who works retail. She's a personal trainer.
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
BIFF BIFF BIFF
>the theme this round is the Indigenous Round>Still majority white and pacific islander playingWhats the point man
>>157287578Same. I got addicted to dexxies and vyvanse and meth though, so I had to get my doctor to stop prescribing me stimulants.
TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF
>>157287598>the theme this round is the Women's Round>its all men Whats the point man
Grace Hayden has no idea wtf she’s talking about kek
>>157287603
>>157287610Vonnie is the only proper female NRL journalist. The others are just token hires.
>>157287610what's she saying m8? I'm listening to old Girl Talk mixes with the footy on mute.
>>157287610it pisses me off there could be a woman or man who knows their stuff and this nepo baby bitch gets the spot
The Dive of the Ancient Mariner
>>157287608TrueAlso Dolphins bros
>>157287617Who's her father?
>>157287592All the best on your rehab journey
Game's gone slow
>>157287615I’d argue Danika, Lara & Emma Lawrence are the only other true female league journos.
>>157287631>Matthew Hayden, nicknamed Haydos, is a former Australian opening batsman and current cricket commentator, inducted into the ICC Hall of Fame and Australian Cricket Hall of Fame. He is best known for his aggressive left-handed batting and holding the Australian Test record for highest individual score (380) against Zimbabwe in 2003, which was once the highest Test score ever.
>>157287615Honey Hireme on the NZ panels actually played triple code but even then her takes are luke warm
>>157287615Lara is good too, she's a legit fan
It's shiba time
>>157287624good post
>>157287632I'm fine these days. Just a bit of weed and alcohol. Thanks.
>walsh running off in the wrong direction
>>157287616hard to tell m8 she’s trying to spit out the usual cliches but getting all flustered & stuffing up. I don’t thinks she’s used to the speed at which she has to deliver her live crosses.
Lets see it again at the HARVEY NORMAN REPLAY
>>157287648I take back what I said.>>157287641Oh shit hey. Haydo. Thanks.
>>157287650
>There’s Mam on the ground - Bang! There’s my trigger Uhhh okay Ennis ya psycho
Broncos choking harder than Michael Hutchence
ANYBODY SEEN THEIR HOUSE?
>>157287666That's a big dog
>>157287680For you.
PHINS UP btw
MR ANDERSON
>>157287680>>157287680>>157287680>>157287680
Ok look I'm just going to say it: I don't like these indigenous jerseys they're not even the right colours
>>157287698*blows smoke at you*
>Silly Faulters
>>157287705Kek
>>157287698They do too many. Probably don’t need a new one every year
We getting 100?
>>157287698Some of them are really cool
Mam molested back into the in goal
>>157287717name 7 ones that are cool
>>157287717Which ones?
>>157287680its just camera perspective
>>157287698don't be racist m8
>>157287698Are you indigenous?
7 is a lot. Best ones this year so far are Auckland and Gold Coast
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
>>157287732if I was any harder I'd be igneous.
>>157287739thats hard as fuh
None of them look as good as this jersey
>>157287731I don't hate coconuts and boongas I just think the jerseys should still be team colours
BLIND BUNKER FUCKWITS
kek at the Interstellar theme music
>>157287755kek yeah
It's Radiohead
>>157287749Ghey
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK BUNKER DIDN’T EVEN LOOK JUST CALLED HIM ONSIDE STRAIGHT UP >DECISION MADE
Can't believe they removed the Panther out of Mick's throat only to replace it with a horse cock
>mfw I used all the quincy dudd poo pics last game
POO CURSE: [ACTIVATED]
>>157287749Reminder that Hugh Jackman is part of a cult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQD1QiQ9o4&list=RDNfQD1QiQ9o4&start_radio=1
>>157287766just shows that they don't usually check
might need the Bunker to check that poo
>>157287770
Based Bronc-Hos
>>157287749wow what a childish signature
>>157287774Patrician taste.
>>157287772What cult? The one Nicole Kidman was brought up in?
>Which ones?
>>157287772I mean, if what it takes to make it in Hollywood is some light kid diddling, who can blame a fella?
>>157287772Reminder Hugh's brother is a Federal Court judge >Nothing suss
Crazy how everyone casually knows how fucked up hollywood is
>>157287785
Anyone else seeing Massive Attack tomorrow night? Thinking of hitting up Ginza before the gig
>>157287815Where are they playing? Going to the EKKA tomorrow.
>>157287805beware anyone who seeks out fame & fortune. reminder that Joseph, the father, was a carpenter.
That entire country is fucked up not just Hollywood, everybody knows the frog is in the pot
>>157287823Religion is a scam too brother.
Lucky to retain the challenge honestly
fuck sake
>>157287815I went to see them when they did the Mezzanine anniversary tour. Had a good time.
>>157287831belief isn’t though m8
WALSH WAS FREE WTHHHH
>>157287841yes it fucking ist.Died on an operating table once
Can't watch rn are Fins looking likely?
poo curse etc etc :(
HAMMER TIME
IT’S PHINNISHED
feeling virginal lads
THE FUCKING HAMMER
>>157287847If you’re alive now you didn’t die yet
>>157287823What if you seek fame from posting your carpentry on tiktok, and then your wife has a kid that isn't yours?
>>157287819Afterpay Arena (Qudos)
SET THE TABUSAI
CURSE DENIERS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
PHINBACK>PHINBACKPHINBACK>PHINBACKbtw
>>157286772>>157286772>>157286772
>>157287867based Lachlan Lewis
Need to unfollow Josh Schuster, with his weight loss he looks eerily similar to a high school mate who offed himself. Same gaunt face and dead eyes.
>>157287841Belief and faith is bullshit lol. Based on books written by man.
HE WAS OFFSIDE
>>157287871they were very quiet about fogarty taking the poo in the 26th min and then the storm scoring 7 unanswered tries
feeling extra virginal lads
>>157287880I don't believe you
>>157287876Fucking hellThat's Wild
>rapes a tourist>heems a sharkEEK EEK EEK
Ice pipes of bris vegas already sizzling in rage
wish I knew that feeling
broncos should have defended better but donoghue should have been ten in the bin for a professional foul and the ref has given the phins the never offside card
>>157287894fugg :D :D :D
>>157287880Only a true simpleton could limit the meaning of belief & faith to just Abrahamic religions. It is literally the essence of man to pull himself out of the primal void.
about three times broncos were tackled off the ball, no penalty
Very like the 2023 gf
40-8 since the 20th minute lads
All those empty seats are broncos fans who left early
is the brisbane coach surviving for next season
>actually believing in made up sky deities
Marshall-King sounds like a tekken character
>>157287913fuck up
Should have been erect. Wouldn't have dropped it if he had a stiffy
>>157287924of course and they're getting more mouldy oldies in the peem
>4 year old clubJeez, I've been watching nrlel for that long already?
>>157287924Probably. They might sack him if they have a bad start like go 1-5
>>157287935Founded 1947. Some of the commentators can’t help being retarded
>>157287935I thought it was 2 years, wow. Crazy that Isaako has scored a point in every Dolphins game since their inception.
>>157287929I’m an unapologetic Eddy button masher
more like peece pooalsh lmao
>>157287948nah that streak got ended the other week when they were held to 0, I forget by who
more like the refcliffe dolphins
dual screening it next game to watch Japan vs Australia too
>>157287956Aw fuck my factoids always fall apart
All over red rover
>getting beaten by a homeless peemHEY HEY HO HO MADGE HAS GOT TO GO
PHINS ARE GOING TO THE PHINALS
>>157287943This isn't Redcliffe
Brisbane Broncos? More like Shitsbane Bumcos!
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
strong 1/5 lads :D
>>157287943Yeah I get that they have history before that but NRL seems to treat them as a separate entity regarding records and such. Either way they were new when I started watching.
The non ad Kayo break is fucking creepy
Cathy Freewoman
poo curse undefeated
>>157287997I love it. I’d have it on my tv while I sleep if I could
*politely mutes the telly*
>tell him Eel dreaming
someone check the buffet bar for fatrell!!
Kino jerseys
Cody Walker has resting Abo face
13 poopeetohs1 peelies (hope he has a good time)
>>157288040WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
kek been watching the footy m8
I always thought David Fifita was related to Andrew Fifita but turns out he's not
>sin bins the only first nations player on the peels peemKEK
KEKEKEKEKEK get fucked you cheating cunts
>>157288033I have resting fucked your mom up the arse face
White man sending off a black fulla in indigenous round
>>157288048WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA
BIN BIN BIN
>>157288057David Fifita is Andrew Fifita’s twin brother m8
>>157288071what does that look like
>>157288071>momStand down Yankee
falls over line
FALL OVER THE LINE MAN!!!!PIIIIIITTTTCHHHHHH INNNVAASSSIIOOON
A TRY ON ABOO
Shitkick
>>157288071>mom
>>157288088>yankee
luke keary is the most anonymous 3 time prem winner of all time
with two different clubs too
>>157288084I cry when anons hot mum milks me dry with her bum, so probably something similar
peelies having a bad time :( I know that feel
peels bros...
walker has full rights to grub some cunt up tonight
EVEN THE PROPS ARE SCORING TRIES
>>157287982Eelchads are NOT having a good time
manufactured coon victory on abo round
>>157288088>>157288105>>157288113I can't tell if I should post it or not
Souths Abo jersey is decent. I’d wear it
>>157288145oh what a TREMENDOUS surprise.
>>157288134dont do it
Where to cop the refs jersey?
parachadbros how we feeling
BrutalNonstopBunnyRape
>>157288155Crown Melbourne gift shop m8
oh well, this is over. guess ill mute this game and main monitor the wallabies vs japan game
Cody now has the license to grub
Fifita been playing good last couple weeks
>>157288081That's Jojo mate
>>157288152Rude
somebody call me when the Abotohs refball ends thx
cody milker
>>157288190For me it's Steel Ball Run
blatant
>>157275927
TASTE THE CHEESE PARRA
Could be a bit of refball but it's definitely not 20 pts of refball. Eels are just shit
Will Cheese be playing for kiwis wc? I don’t know if you guys have another gun dummy-half
The new misso lads
*switches over to the yawnion*
Please don't be mean to my son, it's his first day at an all boys school where all the other boys will kiss him and caress him
lmao how are you going to take that off the poor little eels? Just let them have it
Ref’s call
thats a try fuck off
(he did lose it tho)
>>157288252corr
that’s a fucking try kek >Jye Gray looking to tackle the ballalso wtf did Bunkwitta mean by this?
It wasn’t a try, he lost it and it was short anyway
>>157288252https://youtu.be/Q54lVO7elt0
gaming legend the fox is good for a try tonight I reckon, I saw him in Aim Labs and microing his peons in Warcraft 3 for 300APM before kickoff
>>157288281the ball was over the line and he’s hand we’re still on it as it touched the grass but then again you are the resident retard
>>157288285I'm microing my peon iykwim haha
>>157288287None of that is true. The ref said he was short and lost it and the bunker said the same thing
how does he do it?!!? fall over the line man that is
I have no FAITH in the eels NO MORE
imagine how many career tries he'd have if he played for a good peem
>>157288293>trusting what the bunker said instead of your eyes
how my fellow peelies going? there is time to come back
>>157288311>Yeah the jersey stills fits
Jesus what was in that ball?
Parra 9D chess to let Souths take so many conversions it injures our goalkicker
kek the make a wish is down
>attempt to kick a conversion>break your leg
>>15728831142-24 final score
24-0 most dangerous lead
>>157288306I didn’t see it touch the line. Parra should concentrate on tackling
playing gray and dufty might be the secret recipe
Incredible Gray
>>157288329Small player era is upon us
BLACK FELLA DOMINANCEWHOSE LAND?
HOW FUCKING GOOD WAS THAT
50 looms
>>15728832330-0 even more dangerous imho
MOSES DED HE IS CURRENTLY YELLING AT HIS KNEE AND COMPLAINING TO HIS KNEE
obvious obstruction
There’s your refball
>>157288344not so fast :P
>>157288354They say 56-0 is the knock of death
business idea: bunker can only call on decisions 99.8m away from a try
OUT YOU GO CUNT
>>157288376based dog walker
>>157288371business idea kek, yeah, let me see where the revenue streams are
hit the rematch button addo you'll get em next time!
>>157288389heres a stream for you, business guy*unzips pants*
>>157288389got a massive revenue stream on onlyfans with ur mum kek
>>157288406GONE GOTTIM
>out of play can you be run on or are you out for that entire tackle
+4 for the little guy
TOTAL DWARF DOMINANCE
>>157288420no you’re out it’s not like offsides
Souths have Latrell Mitchell's company as a back sponsor. Surely there's salary cap tampering involved here?
I hate my peels so much it's unreal
>>157288445
>>157288445m8 give lifeline a call and put the noose away. there’s always another way to deal with things when your peem is shit.
>>157288453Don't worry m8 I wouldn't kill myself when there is a new Fire Emblem game next month, after that though...
Footy’s on
WE WANT A PEELBACK
short drop out peelies try
Uncle Wayne might’ve told them to keep it to nil
ZAPBACK
PEELBACK *puts fork into power board* PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES PEELIES
ITS A SLAUGHTER BUNNYS HAVE FALLEN INTO THE POND AND ARE BEING DEVOURED BY THE PEELIES
mildly concerned right now
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
PEELIES HAVING A GREAT TIME TONIGHT
VOLKGOD
ITS WABBIT SEASON
AAAIIIIEEE REFFIE SAVE ME
This is about as bad as the time my nephew wouldn't close the door behind him
They need based trell to come out and heem some cunts
its 9pm on a saturday trell has eaten half of KFC
>before they’re aware of the advantagewtf
DAMN IT
Cody Forwardpasser* *not called
Murray off for HIA. Live bet your house on Parra
>>157288691Based blind cunt
>>157288715you'll get fined talking to the bunker like that
GODRANI GODRANI GODRANI
>700 cousinsbit racist
SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD SAMRANIGOD
PARTETH THE SEAS
Yeah if fatfata could score a try too that’d be great thanks.
Oh shit, this got close
Irish having a heart attack surely
Cody Walking off tbe field kek
EVERYONE IS DYING KEK
Hey Irish what hurts more? Souffs choking a 28 point lead or a potato famine?
he's not irish he's a nsw on a vpn
DIVING FAGGOT
sniff sniff smells like golden point
My peels will choke the comeback
NO NO NO
KEK LETS GO PEELS
might be over :(
KEKKKK
Peels are the most dogshit team on short dropouts we always lose them on any side of it
ADDO CARR JUST SMASHED HIS CONTROLLER
https://youtu.be/T0HLAKm1_1Q
*readies defibrillator for irish*
Fuck that game. gg Parra
good thread today, thanks threadcunt
>>157288829I hope and your plastic club get swallowed up the fiery pits of Hell gg
>>157288865Rude
I watched the new cartoon Ricky Gervais has on Netflix, Alley Cats.2 stars, you’ll get a laugh if you like cats and listening to retards talking to each other and/or you really love Gervais’ outre. Short eps, 15-17 minutes
>alright we won, now let's never speak of this again
pooper peague giants v dragons at 11
>>157288855Very active today. Yesterday too.
>>157289301ill watch the first half
>>157289405yeah good stuff
Just got home lads. Frustrating but you take the 2 points
my tips are in shambles, N is going to over take me this always happens
Free entry and still fuck all people there Huddersfield just fold bro
WHO is this ref? She's adorable
Yeah she's cute
Tara Louise Jones MBE is an English rugby league referee and former player. She was hooker for St Helens and the England national team. In both disciplines, her career took off in 2018, when she captained St Helens in their debut women's Super League and became the first female match official for the men's Super League.
Halsall looks like ethan strange and rueben love had a child
>>157289579>She was hooker for St Helens and the England national teamOkay but what position did she play?
We used to call Kasey Badger and Belinda Sharpe "BFT" when England had this qt all this time. I feel so embarrassed
>>157289595https://youtu.be/nSUy2JIvUOI?si=ihqvQf0nVM5CL9s2
>>157289600p h w o a r
Was that fucking Mitchell Pearce?
catalan looking shite
>Lewis Dudd
god those quick replays are so jarring in the coverage
Nic Cotric genuinely one of the most disappointing careers ever
>>157289732qrd?
Wonder what this news they're teasing about the huddersfield giants is
>36-0>Giants in last placeWtf are the Dragons doing?
Huddersfield are moving to a 5k capacity stadium in Dewsbury, a 30ish minute drive away from Huddersfield
>>157289795Apparently the team is moving to Dewsbury. No idea what this means.
what was the crowd reaction
The Huddersfield CEO is a qt too
>>157289839Mixed apparently
>>157289839mixed reactions they're saying
>>157289847based twin
>is actually the granddaughter of the owner
Only 900 actual seats in the stadium. The rest is terracing and grass
Spending $10m of your own money to upgrade a temporary stadium you don't own is some big brain shit
>>157289832Wow, that's tiny
From what I understand about the poms is that they absolutely hate it when their teams play outside of their actual area
For comparison The London Broncos who play in the Championship play here. Almost double the capacity
Seems they were worried whether they would show up in the super league next year
I'm looking up Championship stadiums at 12:14am on a Sunday
SEND OFF!!! GREAT CALL TARA
RED
>>157289959>I'm looking up Championship stadiums at 12:14am on a SundayKek
>>157290055a send off?!?!? what did old mate do?
Anyone watching the Wigan game?
If St George win all their remaining games and Broncos lose all theirs, all that has to happen is Titans win one game and Broncos will get the spoon
>>157294041>>157294041>>157294041