the drama edition>Current and upcoming road races01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT 03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.113.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro16.08 La Polynormande 1.116.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.118.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.119.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.129.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.130.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.103.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.105.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.106.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>157256723
Good Avondetappe tonight, big Tom as analyst, Guus Hiddink and Femke Kok as guests and Loes Adegeest joined the table as well.
So whats the consensus on the kwabsia situation? Legitimate concerns of fdj being riggers? Or is it just copium by a rider who cracked?
>>157292013Guess my theory of mind was lacking. Running towards a runner to push her up a coimb, and obstructioning a team car while doing so, seems obvously poor spectator conduct. Something he should be aware of, given his job. Yet he goes on to do exactly this.
>>15729264895% copium.5% Célia being a bit of a bull in a china shop. 0% that this had influence on the results of this stage or the eventual GC.
#freekasia
>>157292634I haven't seen a minute of either vive le velo or avondetappe this year, did I miss anything?
>>157292634The picture make her hips look absurdly narrow.
>>157292709Imo:VRT > NOS for stage footagebut Avondetappe > Vive le véloAvondetappe for TdFF was better than TdF. For tTdF they didn't have the budget to stay in France so no riders joining the table, a clear downgrade.Thank the cunts from Schoof-I cutting the public broadcasting budget (and the idiots then deciding to cut sports reporting).
>>157292687Right that's what I figured, thanks
>>157292698fighthing for position, kwabsia shouldn't have taken the outside lane if she was any smart
>>157292698Kasia was ahead at the apex5 second penalty for Hamilton
>>157292736"her"
>>157292648it's fucking nothing. stop crying and learn to take better lines
demi you cute little retard you did it. next time stop giving people free time on climbs
>Hey Bert I won today!
>>157292737thanks for your replyI still think we should saneer de npo
>>157292698what a dumb bitch
will watch women that compete at a high level human-speaking. I will watch any Michèle Mouton. I will watch a woman competing against men in any sport at the top level and I will even watch sports where women excel at over men. Because that is what top sports is about, being amazed of what humans are capable of, seeing humans at their limits.BUTI will not watch the femmes avec swift. I will not watch wnba. I will not watch women football. I will not watch women tennis. I will not watch inferior performances just because they're women. And it disgusts me to see that more and more of this very office are falling for the marketing of the people making money of this.Do not come with excuses about a femmes race being more interesting because in that case, we should start professionalizing juniors, those are even more interesting races.But no, they wont do that because then people would watch the juniors (with at least the same performance as woman) and not the femmes anymore.You can push me all you want. You can shove it down my throat, you can try to guilt me, you can cancel me.I do not fucking care. I am not a cuck.I do not fall for the marketing hooknose.Respectfully, fuck you.
>>157293068women's cycling is really tough and competitive. it's also full of retards like demi and dopeurs like vismoids so the dynamic is less deterministic than the mens
demi is lilerally reinhard von lohengramm
>>157293157
>>157293068>watching women's sports for non coomer reasons Well that was your first mistake.
>>157293186Pro cyclist really shouldn't be sunning.
>>157293186The money of the increased financing is coming out of your pockets. You are basically paying hookers and you don't even get to coom on them
>>157293239>paying Tiz chads get to coom for free.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGAuQw_6A3w30 minutes of shitting on US commentators and glazing UK ones. US must be really bad, cause I can't stand UK commentary.
>>157293068>I will not watch women football.Well yeah men football is already non athletic diva borefest, you can spare yourself this pain.
>>157293270>60 kilos of legs feet and assdear god..
>>157293068>Because that is what top sports is about, being amazed of what humans are capable of, seeing humans at their limitswrong. Sports is about competition first and foremost, that is what people pay to watch or travel to see. There's a reason why watching practices or training is not marketed in the same way, that's what no cares about, even if it is the fittest, most talented people. Do the best get the most eyes? Typically yes, but it's actually rare in top sport that you see anyone "at their limit", cycling is quite rare in that regard. These women are at their limit though and there's no one in their gender better. Watch or don't watch, whatever. But at least understand what sport actually is.
>>157293571Is competition not pushing limits to be the best by default?> These women are at their limit though and there's no one in their gender betterYeah so lets raise the financing for all these "special Olympic", mentally challenged, physically challenged, midgets, children and everything in between. They're also performing at the limit in their category.> Retarded american take as per usual.
Imagine all the natural testosterone (dick juice) the Femmes are dolng tonight. "Oh my testosterone level is extremely high today? Oops I fucked all men in my hotel but I'm a woman hehehe I was just horny I guess ;)"
>>157294355How much semen do they have to drink to enhance their physical performance?
>>157293941bert we watch sports because it's entertaining, if it's not we don't watchnobody here cares about le great wimminz movement and watch the femmes bullshitbut at the same time, nobody here cares about your soapboxing about how we shouldn't financially support thisit's fun so we watch, if you don't find it fun don't watch
>>157292698she was right to be mad, dick move
>>157295755learn to corner
>>157293068>>157293571>>157293941There are many reasons why age brackets or weight brackets exist in different sports. Competition is not only about muh world record and le objectively best performance of all time all the time. It's about winning against the field at a given point in time. The underlying philosophy behind only wanting to watch the absolute peak is the same corrupt mentality behind the 'enhanced games' and goes against any sense of fair play, sportsmanship or competition. >>>157293571>There's a reason why watching practices or training is not marketed in the same wayPeople love to watch pro athletes and high-level performers train/practice and pay good money to do so. Orchestras, opera singers, tennis players, race drivers, soccer players... the list goes on. The fact it doesn't have to be marketed is something you might not be able to understand with your single-minded focus on muh peak human performance.
>>157292674POV: You are that spectator.
>missed kom by 22 seconds>still got qom
Tour de Pologne (2.UWT)Stage 7 (ITT) (Final)Wieliczka - Wieliczka12.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2026/startlistGC after stage 6:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2026/stage-6-gcRoadbook:https://tourdepologne.pl/wp-content/uploads/2026/roadbook-2026.pdfStartorder:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2026/stage-7/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2026/stage-7/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / TVP13:30 CET
Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)Stage 9 (Final)Nice - Nice99.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/startlistGC after stage 8:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/stage-8-gcRoadbook:https://mega.nz/file/u1kjwSQb#9xvD39G9V5X1YQ8ckQQhiHNtFzVoD87TwPknstJgn_oLive stats:https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2026/stage-9/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / Sporza / VRT / NOS / RTVE / SRG SSR / DKTV215:55 CET
Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)Stage 4Figueiró dos Vinhos - Covilhã (Torre)154.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://avoltaportugal.com/roadbook/Live stats:https://avoltaportugal.com/race-center/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTP16:00 CET
Out of runners who won a stage in each of the three GTs, not one won exactly 5 stages in the GT he has the least stage wins.
Prediction for today: Toni will pull Kwabsia all the way to the finish, losing the white jersey in the process
>>157299477Finish is around 19:00 today
You now remember Blanka VAS.
>>157299992>ynr Pascal RICHARD
>>157300096>MOG
>That tactic sounds smart. But in the professional peloton, this is actually not done if you have just completely exhausted yourself to do a leadout. Riders are regularly punished for this in mass sprints – a leadout that deliberately hinders sprinters from other teams is downgraded or sometimes even disqualified. For a team – FDJ – that last year complained about ‘the lack of respect for Demi Vollering’ in the peloton, such a tactic is downright hypocritical.https://indewaaier.substack.com/p/niewiadoma-gery>Without question Demi taking the lead before the corner and her teammate Cery getting on her wheel (after pulling) was to create a gap for Demi. This is quite common in racing and different than blocking. Was it needed? No. Was it a cheap shot, yes.https://x.com/tomdanielson/status/2086289393674018859
>>157300236
tomorrow i go back to work
>>157299992>>157300096>>157300127
why is nazism so prevalent in modern ciclismo and what can we do to help?
Today we are feasting on a rare 10. Go prepare your toilet snacks before the start.
>>157300360What time do you start?
Imagine Kasia winning by 4 seconds
>>157300735
>Maeva Squiban after stage 8 despite a nasty crash with about 13 km to go while in a breakaway. Squiben may start the final stage today as the team stated, "The examinations ruled out any fractures or serious injuries, revealing only bruises and superficial wounds
Why does the stage start so late?
>>157301340So you would have no excuse to not watch
>>157301340finally some respect shown to the Volta
real question why does the stage design of the femmes seem very good while the mens are just....generic TDF slop
we live in Nice
also live in Portugal
Wtf is this Femmes stage lmao I thought they would've started already.this going to be brutal circuits are always extra brutal
Clara Koppenburg a cute!
How are you enjoying the TdP so far, /cyc/men?
Can't believe I'm still watching the femmes after what happened.
depart
>>157301750kinda meh. overshadowed by women of all things
Let me guess, Kasia will do nothing
oh no what the fuck is this troon voice on danish Eurosport
They should have awards for best stage design. Maybe that would encourage more creative efforts
Scaroni started. last rider on a course
haven't seen a good fake name in a while
>>157293068U L T I M A B A S E D
hag already lachee
jesus, the troons voice is like a rusty nail on my nerveshave to change to English or French lol
I think Célia Gery getting death threats is a really positive sign for the development of women's cycling. It shows that people are becoming invested. the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
>>157293068Women cycling is okay because like 50% of GT cycling is looking at pretty background while I play vidya anyway
men would neverhttps://x.com/elsterrato/status/2086446774923747686
>>157301845I once got yeeted of the waterspot by a herd of cows had to wait another hour before I could get a refill in i'm not going to push 10-15 cows over water they can be quite deadly.
>>157301775>overshadowed by women>mfw
>Kasia trash talking Demi
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG KÜNGhis first victory in 18 months.
All Tudor's on those stupid ass track bikes?Really don't like the way the road bike is evolving nowadays...
>>157301874Surely it ain't over yet, innit.
>"I'm not about creating drama">proceeds to create drama
Why are these polish turds only showing Scaroni's last km this is shameful
69th World Tour stage race without an Italian victory
>>157301874His last win was in october 2024, this was 22 months ago.
>>157301775>overshadowed by women
Kung wins. top 10
good day for Tudor ladsalso when was the last time a german rider won a WT GC
WTF I LOVE STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG NOW?!
>>157301906Schachmann somehow managed to win P-N two years in a row
Mini TT helmet > SPACEBALLS BS helmetsimple as
>>157301917oh yeatotally forgot about the man
>>157301905final GC
chute
comicale
>that poopy trail
>>157301929very nice, didn't expect that at all
/cyc/ girls are SLUTS
>>157301983it usually means getting drunk, bert
>>157301992every girls becomes a slut when she's drunk, it is known
>>157301945Tf is that ? It can't be the fabric ?
>>157301983would smash
Franzi and Lotte and Bert(on) dropping like bricks
Where are they supposed to do the peepee on this stage ?
I say this every night, every day, every afternoonAnd is so trueMuzic is washed
>>157302097in their bibs
>>157301929>jan ChristenWhat a hack
>>157302097>>157301945
>>157301945
Gery ded
>>157302130>Yeah, heel toe docie doe come on, baby, let's go poop scootin
Big Marlen ded
NOOO MARLEN
kiss that podium goodbye
Big Marlen getting kwabed
>>157301945>tfw your ass cheeks are literally on fire
Suspicious breakdowns among the femmes...
Imagine their swollen vulvas
Demi will break soon
Zoe ded
good work zoe
>>157302156Lamborghini needs another minute, her team should ride
UAE supporting SRAM?
Zoe is a tank.
Chute Marlen
REUSSER CHUTEW
it would be much more fun if the commentators where not so lamemy "women are talking time to zone out" ability keeps getting activated
KWABlen Reusser
what happened?
It's reusserover
>>157302209>>157302208It's over
>>157302218Went straight when she ought to turn, innit.
>>157302218Knee injury apparently
Antonia podium?
tick tock Tadej
movistars, assemble!
>>157302235>Lukcily
they should cancel the GC times on the last stage like the mens race
>>157302235>a fucking leaf
>>157302235i pray for Remco, Jonas and Seixas in good shape for WC against HOPEFULLY (inhale sound) a tired Pogi who just did Vueltaits all i ask
>>157301775And who's fault would that be eh?
>>157302236I am still not convinced by their tactics.
sad for Marlen. the next season Movistar is all in on spanish nationalism with Blasi. this year was her last chance on sole leadership
>>157302274what's HAB?
guess I shouldn't have prayed for Demi and Kasia to chute and total Marlen victory
>>157302284homme avec bidon
>>157302284>HAB usually stands for a public housing organization, the best known being HAB (Haderslev Andels Boligforening), which was founded in 1938 and administers over 2,400 public housing units in Haderslev and the surrounding area. The abbreviation is also used by other housing associations, including Hillerød almennytige Boligselskab.
>>157302303
>>157302284it's the male equivalent for "wag", it stands for "husbands and boyfriends"
>>157302274cringe
i dont even know why they rode for reu*serlippart should be #1
>>157302314he should marry her for real then
the size difference between some of these ladies is a bit comical
sluuuurp
Panda tried to punch her in the liver
the arms on Holmgreen is thinner than a soda can
Holmgren almost btfo by a panda
>>157302354I don't think Kasia is gonna do it...
wtf is canyon doing?????????kasia probably called niedermaier back.. it s over
>>157302257WOUT
As usual, Kasia does nothing
spooky scary skelington
>>157302374Being a leech is in their nature.
>>157302378wtf is that waist, the stomachs are usually disdended from all the calories and fluid intake and the big breathing, even the most skelly cyclists have a visible gut while riding. How does she do it?
attaque blasilamborghini almost lachee
>>157302389ozempic
who is the hottest girl
>>157302378
>>157302403What? I'm not talking about bodyfat, I'm talking about the actual gut. I'm aware that the min-maxed science experiments that the men are don't have any excess fat.
>>157302428"Where are her organs???"
>>157302378>>157302389>>157302403>>157302428>>157302429
>>157302428kek did she wear a bodice in preparation for the tour?
do they have no food in canada? the saddle is gonna crush her lil pussy
Reusser +7 minutes
>>157302428>>157302463skellington
>>157302378>>157302428>>157302463>thank mrs skeltal
>>157302378>>157302428>>157302463imagine feeding her maple syrup
>>157302463Alison Jackson ate it all. despicable hag
Today is a huge day for Volta a Portugal.
>Patrouille de France
Holmgren has anorexia nervosa. Look how happy she was in 2024
is the polak really just gonna slurp
NYCH paranormal
nych kasiaesque early attack
>>157302463Women's cycling being treated as a worthy pursuit sure benefits women. Who could in any way object to a woman volutarily starving herself to such an extent that she wouldn't look out of place in a photo of a liberated death camp?
Storm incoming
big NYCH goes solo
Rain in 5
>>157302535wtf is a "rain"
official Holmgren themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVjk5nrb_lI
cam on give us rain on final descent
>>157302544ORAGE !
>>157302544this, can someone explain? Don't think I'm familiar
they're going to ride up the col d'eze next
these commentators man
Turns out it's not NYCH but GUERIN betraying the golden horde giant
I'm nervous
you can choose between demis and kasias shitthole which one would you sniff right now and why
where's le court? i want to see her vagina
I don't think ms skeltal can make itI'm betting on Kasia attack into big Demi counterattack for the win in yellow
>36”Yeah she’s cooked
why are germans so obsessed with feces
>col de easy>its not easy...
>>157301703it's easier to create differentiation when the level is so much lower.
Tour de France is over in 20km. That means end of summer. That means dark days lie ahead
Demi isolated
TOTAL DEATH
Holmgren dood
someone is gonna faking die on this next descend
Pray for Antonia pls. SRAM could lose yellow and blanc today.
>>157302618There's still the Vuelta
>>157302609We aren't, the only gf who ever wanted me to fuck her ass was Portuguese.
>>157302595demi because she would laugh at me and demean me while doing it
>>157302618billions must cross
do something
>>157302638>UAE raping the peloton for 21 days straightNo thank you
It's skellyover
It's fucking over for skelly
this road looks like it would be hell to ride on with all the normal road traffic
>>157302636>SRAM could lose yellow and blanc today.But they already lost yellow yesterday?
>>157302463imagine how awkward and painful sex must be
LFG
ATTAQUE
giv polish qt your energy
>attack with 3.8km leftnothingburgershould have done it one the climb before
>>157302599>I'm betting on Kasia attackSo far so good
MATCHES ARE BURNING
Too early. It's over for Kwabsia
Kasia cannot shake her bully
>>157302682Liver punch by a fan
>>157302671she only needs 8 seconds
Kasia's fucked, we're done here
wtf is vollering doing
Demi nose breathing
>>157302685if they wont punch Pogi why do you think they would punch a women here
>>157302690Having fun watching her die
>>157302689/thread/tour/summer
Vollering not being smart here huhjust slurp wheels and win
>>157302599>Kasia attack into big Demi counterattack2/3>>157302690>>157302691>>157302694Genuinely Lance tier mind games as payback for the shittalk.
Demi looking fresh
>>157302463>>157302663She's so light it must feel criminal.
Antonia still looking goodwhite jersey is safe
Kasia could make her fall of the bike and make it look like an accident
>kasia flickign elbowHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>157302701iktf>tfw 85kg vs 40kg gf
these women are retarded but retard racing is fun
why dont they do 7.2W/kg for 30 minutes like Pogilike are they stupid or something?
unironically more exciting than the TDF. It was over within what, 3-4 stages this year? This is down to the final kms.
Kasia or Vollering is gonna chute on the descent i can feel it
Its over
>>157302718tdf would have been more interesting if pog wasn't a cuck and rode for deltoro. it should be uae vs breakaway everyday
Please take 2d and dont go kamikaze on the descend... girl is going to crash again
Marlenbros, let's pray she recovers in time for Le Tour de 崇明岛 and finishes the season on a high
imagine niedermaier just sitting on ur dick back in the hotel
>Kwabsia
oh no
KWAB
It's over
het is voorbij
Demi Demi Demi
how do you say cest fini in polish
demi pulled a pog
Niewiadoma has cracked
kasia is and alwayys will be a fraud
Demi is just better
>>157302699Delayed 2/3. Absolute kino profile blow-up on German TV, I have never seen anything like that. Someone make a high res webm, that shit was cinema.
It's Kasiover
Je koniec
used up all the good dope on ventoux
>>157302739Only sitting on this chad's bwc
what excuse will she cook up this time?
now watch Demi chute on the descent
>>157302772looks like Skjelmose
>>157302772Herr Norwood...
Would you carry her dog for her?
>>157302774yesterday's protest caused her to lose recovery time
>>157302783this cant be comfortable for the dog
>>157302779kek
>>157302783I'm seeing double: four bitches
>>157302774killed herself on Ventoux
>>157302772
>>157302774she'll go full schizo like Mühlegg and claim Demi cursed her bidons
now imagine putting ur face right between them
Almost chute
NYCH is now chasing GUERIN
>no rain kino
vollering beste renner in koers
GUERIN wins
>>157302807That is some good ass descending by Demi >first Remco now Demi>mfw I'm slowly coming around to team seething schizos
GUERIN WINS AT THE TORREbiggest french win of the seasom
>>157302797Reminds of that lion relief statue in Switzerland.
did she chute or her bibs tore up from efforts?
She should have dropped Liege for the Vuelta she could have had a tripple
>holmgren still the tete de la course
>Holmgren
>French runners are clean>A French runner wins the race notorious for squeek-worthy performances.
>>157302838Guerin is basically portuguese at this point
Why can't we get 3 weeks of TdFF?
UAE HUMBLED3 (THREE) Anicolor riders in front of PERICAS
>>157302843Last 2 weeks on wheelchairs
>>157302843would be fair, as a higher share of girls would have their period in that time frame.
>>157302837*slurp*
>>157302841he lasted there longer than most other anicolor mercenaries (hired guns)
>>157302843Apparently there are ongoing talks of extending. I think they'll go to 2 weeks with a rest day first before considering a full 3.
>>157302843they weak as fuck
>>157302829Aren't you thinking of Belfort (fr) ?
>>157302843Two weeks should be doable this one was nine days
>>157302763
>>157302851Isabella Holmgren hasn't had a period in at least 2 years
>>157302843The majority of the femme peloton are physically finished by stage 4
>all smiles
top 10
>>157302866None of them I think.
demi LOVES flashing her shitter
>>157302843they do want to do 3 weeks but i imagine not many places in france want to take up race organisation for a womens race
Kasia obliterated lmao
>>157302860No, that looks like a statue, not carved into the mountain like what Russbert posted and pic related. Lion of Belford does look magnificent too.
>>157302599>>157302763>>1573026993/3 called it 30 minutes early
>>157302872GC
>>157302860there's one in Switzerland commemorating the mercenaries that died in the storm on the Bastille.
>>157302843money
>>157302877Oh yeah I remember this one, lots of symbolism.
no homo
Vollering wins
NICE
Happy for Demi :)
Bravo DemiBest rider wonGreat tour overall
>Ka3ia
now, let's wait for Marlen
ompoop curse insignificant compared to sdworx betrayal debuff it seems
>KA3IA
Kwabsia
>>157302923what's it mean
>>157302927final GC top 5
>>157302928WILLPOWER
>>157302928she's joining red bull bora hansgrohe
>>157302933
>>157302928drink red bull
Niewiadoma being humble in defeat. Nice words from her.
>>157302963okay Remco
>>157302933Opening a Leffe for these glorious femmes, santé !
>>157302699>Genuinely Lance tier mind games as payback for the shittalk.Mfw she just confirmed this in her interview. Absolute savage.
>what can be unburdened by what has been
Puckse in pois is a fucking joke
>>157302993why is it a joke
>>157302993the jersey fits her complexion perfectly
Fettuccine Alfredo for dinner (the proper italian version)
>>157302993How can other countries even compete?
34 year old pride of France, Alexis Guerin
>>157303006because she was always dropped at real mountains?
NYCH's body is like he's on 90's fuel kek
>>157302993She farmed all the points in 1 stage that wasn't even particularly mountainous.
who the FUCK is Alexis Guerin
>>157303026he's just like me(expect the 7 W/Kg FTP)
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GCafterTOUR DE POLOGNE
>>157302933GC top 10
should I buy it?
>>157303037the pride of france
>>157303041>+1but my team was terrible
>>157303041ouch
>>157303054Yes well, as you can observe a terrible team is still better than no team.Who the FUCK did you pick Rusbert, let me see..Ok, that team shouldn't score that bad. Segaert is a blank, Chutefield did his thing but.. that's goombling I guess.
>Kwabecky
>>157303041wellat least I scored some points today and didn't finish last
waar Marlen
Bartolo do you have the profile for the stage 6 climb in the Vuelta?it looks rampas inhumanas and with gravelalso kinda funny its called puerto el bartolo
So what to do now?
>>157303081there she is
here she is. a hell of a bad day
peculiar lineup
Sex with Liane
>>157303094Vuelta in 2 weeks with Mads vs Wout cinema
>>157303108Me second from right.
>>157302890
>>157303040fucking hell
Holmgren looks dead inside
>>157303108>>157303117Seriously what is he (are you) doing here ?
>>157303121imagine the smell in there
>>157303139She looks pretty dead on the outside too.
vos didn't make it
>>157303141Just chilling bricked up
>>157303172
couldn't watch the Torre stage but it always delievers interesting results, and usually everyone might finish in totally different places on Senhora da GraçaGuerin might even lose yellow to BIG NYCH already on the TT tomorrowshotout to w52 alumni José Neves, fresh out of a 3 year ban, sitting comfortably in 3rd
Guerin Pogacaresque in the Volta
>>157303227more like Sepp Kussesque
cute !
the women on bikes
I don't want it to end
>>157303191Thanks.
>>157303191>normal
>>157303286Each new year the tour ends I realized I'm getting older ;_:
>>157303273I forgot, is she his gf or somehow Lotto can afford Del Toro as their new leader?
look at this shit that popped up on my youtube feed lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8InmoGS440bike polo
>>157303522just do roller hockey honestly
>>157303549Even Remco couldn't lift his bike in Paris
Imagine all the sex the femmes are having tonight.
>>157303686Apparently there's a afterparty tonight in Nice with all the riders. Shoot your shot Bert.
>>157303464they are a couple
>>157303549>crowds in the background are no longer cheering because everyone is just holding up their phonesDystopian
>>157303771cute
Do you guys recommend a power meter on the pedals or is it a waste of money? Don’t feel like spending 500€ when the bike was 3k…
>>157303771Pogi cucked
based or cringe?https://www.instagram.com/p/Db1EdXhDcjK/
>>157304031If you're serious about your training it can help. If you make serious hours a week (I'd say at least 7-8 a week for it to be worth it).For 90%+ of the weekend warriors around here the added value isn't much. Better to spend that kind of money on a bike fit, better wheels, better diet, etc.
>>157304083Based because he looks the part of a barely cycling HAB.
>>157304105I’m not that worried about it, more curious about where I’m at as a total beginner. When the weather allows it like now I do like 4 rides a week. But apparently keeping a steady wattage is the key to being fast and I have some friends of friends I would love to humiliate asap
>>157304105>better diet>Beneluxlel
>>157304286you can also get a single sided crank power meter; those are a bit less pricy. getting a powermeter is a lot of fun because it makes training more interesting, and they can be very helpful if you go riding in the mountains to pace your day
>>157304286You could also get a HR monitor, which will also allow you to train a bit more specifically. But in general, just go out and ride, but don't go all-out every ride.
>>157303771She looks like she weights more than him
brenner won pologne? the fuq?
>>157304031If you are on SRAM, you can get the left-sided one in the crank arm for something like 150 € new. Appearantly it is even fairly accurate.I don't even do structured training, but it is neat to see what you are actually pushing and any time and see your power improve over time
>>157304400From watching some pros diets it’s piss easy, sugar and carbs with maybe 2 eggs before and during rides, lots of aquarius and fanta etc during, and after they all seem to eat chicken, bread, pesto, pasta and rice so all of these are very available here.
>>157305376I got Shimano, I also saw it adds 300g of weight which seems retarded
You can get a HR monitor and a wind sensor, and spend a ton of time estimating your watts.
>>157305441That has to be wrong. Maybe 30 g.
I really would have enjoyed this Hag storyline, too bad anons had to post about her schizo rant about having a vision or some shit. I was warming up to her. At least Remco seething at his Alpe d'Huez finish made me like him so I have someone to root for while Fishboy recovers and/or when he retires.
>>157305441The 4iiii one for Shimano 105 is around 300 €. But on Shimano, I would probably go with the Assioma pedals for 400 €, because you can move them between bikes.
>>157304031Training to power outdoors is pointless because of traffic lights and cagers. It's amazing indoors though
>>157302993I love Puck but she straight up looks like a circus clown in this jersey
>>157303771hes lilerally shitcolored Reinchad von Lohengramm
>watch femme replay>KWABSIAwas there any doubt that Demi would win?
A rainbow? Hmm...
>>157309472
Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)Stage 5 (ITT)Anadia - Águeda17.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/stage-4-gcStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/stage-5/live/startorderRoadbook:https://avoltaportugal.com/roadbook/Live stats:https://avoltaportugal.com/race-center/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2026/stage-5/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTP16:00 CET
>>157309581the fuck are those faces
>>157309581what the fuck
Buitrago to NSN.
really hope that UAE rat doesn't win. just don't like him. simple as
>>157309554Marchans is so ugly
>>157309851>Mauricio "BIG" MOREIRAI miss him every day bros
>>157305265He had a good race. Hopefully he can kick on. Need a few competitive germans.
https://www.cnews.fr/sante/2026-08-10/tour-de-france-femmes-quest-ce-que-le-syndrome-de-la-vulve-dont-seraient-atteintes
>>157309581>>157309589pic related on the right
>>157309581Feminist Lance is just so cringe
>>157309817Ehhh he's done absolutely fuck all the last 2 seasons.
>>157310229perfect for Israel retirement home then
>>157310012>80% puffy clam rate in the pro peloton
>>157310701More like >80% surgical vulva removal rate in the pro peletonIs this why Pauline was riding so weird this year? I'm talking about her style, not her numbers. Her legs moved very weird compared to last year, and not just in the TT.
>>157310012I find it odd how these articles always give the impression that men don't suffer similarly, when we regularly hear about male riders having to undergo surgery because of "saddle sores". I guess pussy just generates more clicks than Pidcock's third ball.
>>157310012>Bollore newsBERTrand please
>>157310886See also the debate about a certain runner saying she lost weight for TdFF, and getting backlash about how this causes body image issues in little girls. As if Pogacar looks the same in April and July.
we live in Portugal
>>157310957I don't understand why you are confused about this. Women get judged on their bodies much more than men, you can be fat and pull mad pussy if you're rich and smart and charismatic, while the inverse is not true. Hollywood and the modelling industry got scrutinised for promoting unrealistic ideals long before the current day flavour of feminism, while male superheroes have consistently pushed the envelope. Men and women are measured by different standards.
Julius rapid
>>157311038And that's a good thing!
>soudal safety joggerque? RIP quickstep. Really is an end of an era. Loads of big name sponsors who were a staple in the sport are leaving or already gone. Decathlon will always be AG2R. 'Safety jogger' will always be Quick step.
So they make work boots. Quickstep have really gone all in on their working class trademan sponsors. It's cooler than 'net company' which is faceless soulless corporate 'solutions' but nowhere near as kino as lidl. I'm sure safety jogger can do a few gimmicks, especially for the cobbled classics.https://www.safetyjogger.com/en/eu/
he's running to the line!
>>157311492
>>157311529it's a really tricky place with them covers. Barbas almost chuted there too
Antunes fast
>>157311575many a chute indeedand txomin crevaison wasn't it?
>>157311628yeah, back wheel
only now noticed that NEVES José rebranded himself to FERNANDES José after the doping banalso he was 2nd to last to start? so as not to have two guys from the same team following each other?
GUERIN nice handlingNYCH normal
-500CHF
business idea: Volta replaces Romandie on the WT
>>157311674
GUERIN pas normal TT
Julius wins
>>157311697GC
>>157311694Almost exactly one year younger than Pogacar, yet looks so old.
>Julius Johansen (while riding for the Portuguese continental team Sabgal-Anicolor in 2024) said that the team doctor hands out pills on the bus, and that he deliberately avoids them.>In an interview with the Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet, he explained:>“But our doctor also comes and hands out pills on the bus. I stay away from them, because you have no idea what he has in his bag. You do what you can to take care of yourself.”
>>157311768he's rocking that kensington street fent junkie look
34 new posts since I left last night. Grim.
>>157311926Post-TdF fatigue.
Mehiko will become a cycling powerhouse in the next 5 years
>>157312100>PROBERTI'm starting to have dopage fatigue
>>157312100>Pro berta menace for all of us amateur berts
>>157312100>pro bert vs the anti-bert looking forward to the bright future of ciclismo
>>157312100>Paul Probert>Mexican
bertacek team is fucking ass, what was he thinking?
>>157312299>>157312299my boys will humiliate the sabgal dopeurs at the senhora graca
>>157311926well if everyone was like you there would be zero posts.
>>157312387unlikely, the Avancini gamble will not pay off
many things wrong with veloman points system as is well known, but he should add bonus end-of-tour points as a function of the standard deviation of each rider within the team rooster, that is, more points to evenly distributed teamsso your disgusting soulless UAE pickers get leveled out
>>157312487There should be bonus points based on % selected by. So secret picks get a bonus. Then everyone wouldn't have the same teamsselected by > 30% gets no bonus10- 30% gets 1.25 multiplier< 10% gets 1.5 multiplieryou're welcome George.
>>157312555absolutely, obviously these initiatives should be taken proactively by kurwabert, but alas in typical pole fashion he's the laziest bastard in the /cyc/ office
>>157312100>PROBERTkek
There's a /cyc/ LEGO set now, sorry if I didn't PPATTT. What bike is it based on?
>>157313653Is it aero?
>>157313653is that sram crankset? straight in the bin
>>157313653>1x
third Duvel and eating a slice of leftover pizza
>>157314056That's gonna be a lot of cycling to get rid of those kcals, Bert
>>157314141I will do my best
>>157313653Pedersen got like five of those.
>>157314857
>>157312100ciclismo status?salvado
new thread >>157318359new thread >>157318359new thread >>157318359
