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>>157295315who is she?
both threads
>>157295339my wife
We're playing like ass right now
bunp
great thread
Is she Nami?
>>157295315Looks like a girl I see at my gym
>>157295339I have tried researching (I know nothing about baseball because I’m not an autistic weirdo) and I think it’s Emily Rudd. That might be the same woman from that meme where she disapproves of one thing and approves of another, like the Drake meme. In other news, I might be an autistic weirdo after all.
>>157297350bugger me arse
>>157297350it is
>>157297543walled
Was at the Yankees game today. Taking questions. Also rating posters.
when is treinen coming back?
Mariners
i miss the muncy OP chad
>>157298416He was jinxing games.
Please don’t throw this
>>157295315SEX
>>157298405
>uh I didn't see you instantly tap for a challenge so no challenge for you
good thread
>>157298416there were a few of us
>>157298391The CBA had expired 12/31/93 and the players went on strike when the owners tried to implement a salary cap in the new CBA.
Here we are now going to the south side
>>157298411USA USA USA USA USA
>>157298445Fuck off moby feat Gwen Stefani
>>157298441What stadium is this? Looks nice
>>157298458eat a dick bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6U5NccQe2g
>>157295403faggot
>>157298466AT&T Park San Francisco
>>157298466how onew?oracle park san francisco
>>157298474edmonton concert today, huh? you know what i mean
>>157298468
>>157298487I still call it oracle
>>157298515Oralcle
>>157298441>>157298515that bumgarner huh.... born in the wrong generation....
>>157298515muncy fucks so hard
In this game, with one out in the first inning, Muncy hit a spectacular "Splash Hit"—a signature feature of the ballpark—off Bumgarner. Muncy stood there admiring the flight of the ball, which infuriated Bumgarner. MLB's official website reported that Bumgarner shouted at Muncy to stop watching and start running. Muncy fired back, "If you don't want to see me watching the ball, you can go fetch it out of the ocean," and the two continued to exchange words as Muncy circled the bases.That's the way, Muncy.
>>157298515Telling him to fish it out of the ocean was hysterical not gonna lie. He didn’t even pimp it, just looked at it for one second.
>>157295700Look at her go!
Thank you, Jesus.
Nice outing from Munny, this will shortly be just another loss, but at least one with a little fight.
>>157298572what a beast
here we go to the bottom of the 9th m nation..
>>157298553Bumgardner was weird. He'd rage at guys over nothing. He didn't throw at guys intentionally, so it was all good.
praying to the drowned god
Adam Ottavino and Dellin Betances were among the retired Yankee players at Old-Timers Day
Thank god
SHOE ON HEAD SPOTTED
>Ohtani--who else?--to the rescue as Dodgers end skid
gg rays, at least /we/ aren't responsible for helping the yanks close the gap
m nation what the fuck
dam seattle sucks baad
gg
Love me some Bryan Baker
>>157298622>at least /we/ aren't responsible for helping the yanks close the gapevery cloud has a silver lining
>>15729862227 rings stfu, geriatric springer ended your season
>umps beat mariners on 50th season nightwtf is Manfred's problem?
El Duque & Mo own your poverty franchise
>>157298637what's he doing this year?
>Johnny Damon at Old-Timers DayRays BTFO
>>157298642The call was still a strike even if he would have allowed the challenge.
mariners lose!
Hideki Matsui > Ichiro Suzuki
>>157298655But in a new and exciting way each night.
>>157298621Only Ohtani fills us with a deep sense of well beingOnly Ohtani allows us to dream
>>157298601Yea it didn’t take much to make pitchers mad back then (7 years ago ack) but even that was barely anything.
>>157298442why would they start the season without a CBA?
it's up
why don't they ever get porn stars to do first pitches?
>>157298676Because they don’t just stop work without a CBA, they negotiate one. But it all fell apart and the players walked out.
>>157298681kpop artists throw the first pitches all the time though
2 7
>>157298659That is certainly true when it comes to the number of JAVs owned.
>>157298682really hope the players stand their ground. I can deal with no baseball for a while if they don't get steamrolled.
>>157298487>>157298515It'll always be Pac Bell to me.I still have my pin from the first Opening Night too, somewhere anyway.
>>157298655whats the King of Hate's team?
>>157298706I'm an idiot. I meant to say I still call it pac bell.
Jay birds win
>>157298685I don't fap to women who look like 12 year olds
First AL team to 70 wins
>>157298697players have more to lose than the owners through a stoppage.
Griffin Jax has elbow hurties kiss it better
>>157298713>tfw McCovey Cove will never be full of hull-to-hull boats waiting for a Bonds splash hitWhat an era. I miss the flashbulbs
>>157298739I know. That's the way it's always been. I'm sure the stakes have always felt as high as the upcoming negotiation, but it doesn't feel like it.
working on something for the family
>>157298713I call, or think of, all the stadiums by the team names. I tend to ignore corporate sponsorships, and it usually takes a lot of strained thinking for me to remember most of them.
This ninja is the best power hitter in baseball. He’d have hit 50+ this year if he didn’t get hurt. Tragic.
>>157298775early commodore 64 vibes
>>157298792the whole thing is meant to be jank, so im purposefully making it look ass
>>157298808it wasn't a criticism. it just took me back a ways.
>>157298759well I think 800 million dollar contracts aren't sustainable for the sport
>>157298823dont worry I didnt take it as such, more just explaining the thought process
>>157298808uglification reeeeeeeeee
>>157298681MLB is a blue board
>He's not out with his m8s doing a fantasy football draft
>>157298654>ump isn't paying attention and fails at his job>rightfully angry manager points this out>instead of owning his mistake and correcting it, ump gets embarrassed and ejects him from the game>insults him afterward>Gabe Speier is on a multi game suspension for no reason
>>157298829I don't like them either, but the draft is unfair to the players and so is having to wait 6 or so years to become a free agent. I think a larger share of revenue should go to the players and there should be more equitable distribution throughout the union, including the minor leaguers.
>Elias takes shot at Duquette and claims he left the Orioles with nothing, both on the big league roster and the minors>Duquette fires back by pointing out that during his time with the Orioles he put together 6 winning seasons with playoff berths, one to the AL Championship game>also that a good chunk of the players that were on that 100 win team under Elias were Duquette draft picks>meanwhile Elias is in year 10 with the Orioles and has yet to win 1 singular playoff game
>>157298786he and sho are samurais. yama is the bendy DEX ninja. really shows when he covers 1st
>>157298862whoever gave Chris Davis his deal is the loser. 'nuff said.
>>157298856why is the draft unfair?>so is having to wait 6 or so years to become a free agent.it's on par with the other major sports leagues.
>>157298880Funny part is he implied in his response that the deal was forced on him by ownership
>>157298881not having a choice of where you want to start working and then having to wait to go to the "open market" where the owners are trying to institute a salary cap is fine if the owners show transparency with their revenues, but they'll never do that.
>>157298899he secured the bag. good for him. it was sad seeing him suck his way through it, though. crippling for a small market team to be stuck with also.
>>157298901If the players accept a salary cap (they shouldn't), it should come with a salary floor that requires a team spend a bare minimum of 70% of the cap.
>>157298901the revenues are just based on tv deals. that's how it works in other leagues.
>>157298920Two things caused his immediate decline, the first was the wide spread use of extreme shifts around that time and he just lacked the ability to hit the other direction. Second, MLB stopped giving him a waiver to take ADHD medication, which he had been taking for most of his career up to that point. The year he stopped taking the medicine is the year he fell off hard.
>people on /mlb/ are only now realizing only ownere and weird pussies want a salary cap and that players would never be for it
>>157298939It's why we aren't going to have baseball next year. Players should not cave on salary cap.
>>157298939I mean anyone who was alive or even has a cursory understanding about the 94 strike knows that the players are vehemently against it and always have been.
>>157298929I don't know what the answer is. I just hope they figure it out relatively quickly and it's a longer agreement than the last one. I hate thinking about this shit.>>157298932other leagues don't have teams with exclusive tv deals in their own market. Chicago, LA, NY, Tor, etc are always going to be larger markets than the Milwaukee's of the league. why should they have to abandon what they've negotiated independently from the league to buy into a tv deal under the aegis of (THE) mlb to prop up weaker markets and restrict what they can do on their own? Baseball has a regional appeal unique to the game. it's not the same as the other major sports. instituting a floor and a cap on the league isn't going to drive up attendance in the places that aren't drawing fans now, it's only going to restrict even more where players can go and how much they can earn. that's what I see happening. I could be wrong.
>>157298938never heard that about his meds. that's fucked up. maybe they considered it as something similar to speed?
>>157298963>other leagues don't have teams with exclusive tv dealsthat's pretty dumb that they ever allowed that in the first place
>>157298978There’s 162 games a year for 30 teams.
>>157298978it's an old game that took many years to coalesce into the league it is today. not every owner has the same interests, and some are naturally going to have more influence than others.
>>157298990so? You sell media rights to a few companies and they can broadcast however many games they want. Just allow them to further sell rights to smaller regional markets if they want.
cum shitter kek
What if instead of Tommy his name was Bert and pitchers all had to get BJ surgery?
>>157299026what if his name was Long
Which players pump you up?
>>157299272Hang this in the louvre
>>157299282ya mama!
>>157299282Anthony freakin' Recker....'muff said!
>>157299272no way that much Recker shit exists on the net organically
>>157299343you must not have seen his beautiful derierre
>>157299348if only that were true :(
I hate being a Mariners fan so much bros Wish I could change allegiance like all Dodgers fans but I don’t have it in me
>>157299343He has a feminine, female azz
>>157299343https://auwolves.com/honors/hall-of-fame/anthony-recker/56
>>157299355Im not even going to let this post bother me after the dodgers broke their losing streak
>>157299372people look up some weird shit during the witching hours
>>157297543Wall effect by dyed hair
>>157299372His name is all over the Alvernia record book.
Why is Edwin Diaz so bad? Dodgers will still win despite him, but I don't want him to get a ring for his poor work.
>>157299395He’s a real head case, got exposed for having cock on the brain at all times.
Admit it. You zoomed.
>>157299395fb is supposedly working. slider hasn't been.
>>157299387‘nuff said!
>>157299417Mmmm but you could keep going
Gawd
ngh
>>157299444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGkOOqJ31Y4
i-it's getting hawt in here!
phwoar!
>>157299431he knows what he’s doin
stop being gay, fags
>>157299478i would if cock didn't feel so good in my rectum
>>157299478MMm... how woudl you like some black salami...
>>157299478not sure what you’re trying to imply here?
for me it's curveball whiz fred goldsmith
Do you guys say "stick a cock in 'em" or "stick a fork in 'em"? Cause when I played little league baseball back in Fond du Lac my coach would always say "stick a cock in 'em, he's done," before he took me out of a ball game. I later in adulthood learned about the latter way of saying it.
not even worth a (You)
>>157299523
>>157299531kek! nu bru cru!
>>157299526LMAO he's enjoying the game. he's so like us
>>157299531as a brewbro, i skip the pleasantries and get right to sittin on a cock
>>157299552sit and spin, brother
kek ERG is talking to himself again
>>157298929>it should come with a salary flooryes, that's how it works. the owners know that a salary cap comes with a floor as can be seen in the other 3 leagues. you don't need to mention it like they aren't putting one if a cap is implemented
>>157299565meds...take 'em!
>>157298786and people thought he would flop lol
>>157299565gaysconsin kek!
>>157299565no idea who that is>>157299572no man tells another man to take meds, man
>laughs and rejects your abs challenge for being to slow to signal
>>157299565
>>157299592>no man tells another man to take meds, mansurely this assertion will turn 4chan on it's head
>>157299565ReckERG?
>>157299596some of it is deserved because the batter sometimes looks into the dugout for guidance
>>157299607Epic Royals Guy
>>157299628eternal
>>157299565Sorry sir
it's the great space coaster get onboard
>>157299628its Erotic Royals Gay and ya know it
Fuck this asshole
>>157299690i already did
please wank me
>>157299709wank dis...spussy?
>>157299709Had my hands full witha nother probect but I'll friggin wank ya
>>157299726God bless you The Wanker
>>157299739i hardly know 'er!
It’s the wankers I can’t stand
For me, I can't spenda god damn mintue with the assholes. they just urk me!
somebody wanker this asshole
poontang
gib poontang
plz
keep it baseball related, please
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The Mariners should just disband, they aren't even trying
Yamamoto is my favorite trolley dodger.
Any oldfags remember the /mlb/
have the Mariners really been to the World Series less than the Rockies and the Brewers?
>>157300125technically yeshowever the brewers have never won an NL pennant like how the mariners have never won an AL pennant so they are kind of similar?they also both started in seattle as a franchisejon bois made a famous youtube series about it if you're interested
It would be kino if I could see the mariners win a WS in my lifetime but I genuinely think it might not happen
>>157300284at least you've had an MVP
>>157295403bitch
His story is very sad, but man Ryan Freel was a ball playerhttps://x.com/i/status/2086176335060148299
I miss the NL pitcher battingI think that was a wrong turn for baseball. Sending the game further into the abyss of nothingness.
Not one of my better days.
>>157300724Recker on the bed!!!!
>>157300707If the National League had remained without the DH, Ohtani would likely still be held captive in the prison known as the Angels
>>157300828Recker ass up!!!!
kiiikiii will deliver the first pitch at tomorrow's angels game!
>>157301216they've won more than mike trout
>>157301216middle one is cute because she actually looks asian and not a manmade horror white woman
>>157301266I fucked her
>>157301318She's a virgin though
>average /mlb/ poster
>>157301516>fweddie :3
>>157301516He's seething at all the girls on /mlb/!
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off spaaaaaarks
>>157301516This is the dodger fan false flagging as a cubs girl
>>157301701Like we need more Cubs girls here already!
>>157301516Me (Cubs fan) to all Dodgers fans.
>>157301732We all want a Cubbie vamp!
About to make a philly cheesesteak
>>157301830I'll take mine with extra smegma, please
>>157301830ill take two
>>157301838this+tastykake=win
Dumb bastard
>>157299359>He has a feminine, female azzWhat's that?
>>157300117YES
What can managers do to encourage their players to hit better?
>>157301941least homo mlb dugout
>>157301830can i see
>>157301969>the latinx guilty af overreaction
I thought the orioles logo was a black person at first because I watched a tv show called the wire which made me realise there’s a bunch of them in Baltimore
>>157297543How many four-seam fast ball can she take?
>>157301981For me it’s the backdoor slider
my dad took me to a hooters in baltimore on my 13th birthday so
>>157301991based chocolate milk enjoyer
wow lots of great games on the dockett and the slate
>>157301980>Heavily black city>Have a player named Mayo
>>157302004
Little known fact, Philadelphia actually was a Swedish city originally. Yeap, lets just say we were something of a colonizing powerhouse back in the day.>>157301976
>>157302004I've never been to a hooters. there's a twin peaks not far from me, maybe I should go. their outfits are hotter than hooters. I wonder if the food is any good.
>>157302089Its actually interesting how close Sweden came to being a Euro power. Just some bad regression and injuries happening at the worst time. Should've bought more at the trade deadline.
the MLB
>>157302089where are the mushrooms
What the ALCS + WBC curses do to guys is insane. Naylor went 41 days between home runs, somehow he and Cal both have more homers than Vladdy. Oh, and bad morning.
The PFMA
>>157302132I think it's more the WBC. Gunnar has been horrendous this year too
>>157302146Bednar is the only survivor, even Skenes has looked bad.
>>157302159Has any tweet ever cursed a season as much as this one? I will never forgive Peff for this
I NEED my Mets to win this series today
>>157302186What an asshole
>>157302216tfwnogf PAWG baseball gf
>>157302216fat bitches with small titties make me sad
>>157302216
>>157302216>that spinGood lord
Cap 'em!
did you guys know that no team that has had a 12 or more game losing streak has ever made the playoffs in that season? really makes you think.
>>157297543cut off jeans and cowboys boots? seems a little odd, get a full jean
We have baseball in 30 minutes people, wake up
>>157302348Let me have my afternoon unc nap first
Who's ready for another day of baseball
>>157302216except we prefer women that look like this
>>157302367me, I am
>>157302367She's ready: >>157302372
>>157302367This anon is ready:>>157302372
>>157302371we get it, you like little boys
>>157302371>webarf
>>157302367This guy can't wait for baseball!:>>157302372
>>157302367This guy's so ready for baseball that he turned himself into a baseball!: >>157302372
whentani
>>157302459soon
>>157302464>>157302459
fact: players coming over from the japanese league should not be eligible to win rookie awards
>exclusive on shecock
Someone post some John Rocker tweets
Not watching flyoverball on paid streaming. Bring back Tubi games.
Fly over deez balls
>>157302553>the first tweet in the mlb history
>>157302563Well, /mlb/?
>>157302480imagine all the people there to watch the Babe, not realizing that they were NOT in fact witnessing the greatest player to ever play the game.
>>157302563First and best.
>>157302563>In March 2025 he said "We were trained to believe that China and Russia are the mortal enemies – Europe and Ukraine are the real mortal enemies>In November 2025, he appeared on an episode of "The Sam Hyde Show."Whew
>>157302367Since it was 1934, even assuming these children were ten years old at the time, they would be around a hundred now, so in all likelihood, they are no longer alive.
>>157302607nice try. you're the kid on the right, aren't you?
should a walk/hbp really credit the batter an RBI?
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game?
I was away for a week, the Mariners are winning, r-right?
>>157302628Well, actually...Babe is...
>>157302563The raped
>>157302343The length is why they seem so weird. If they were daisy duke length it'd look great with boots. Same as full length jeans. But that's just jorts thing in general, and to a lesser extent shorts thing. If you're going to wear jorts they gotta be short. If you can't see either ass cheeks or the front pockets while wearing jorts they're just too long and will always look bad. Other shorts styles are a bit more forgiving but as soon as your shorts start touching your knees they're too long and will look weird.
>>157302711You wear a lot of daisy dukes huh?
gayriners
>>157302765As a matter of fact I do. I get by far the most compliments about my clothing when wearing daisy dukes. Also the most people pointing at me to their friends. But I know what I've got and I'm not afraid to show it.
in a hitting slump in my rtts not that you give a crap
>>157302811You’re a man
>>157302817I'm actually a girl thou
>>157302605He's truly misguided, the huehues are the real enemies
>>157298775Hell yeah nigga
>marine-erslmao
>>157298775Can I play as Chief Noc-a-homa?
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WSlose>mfwsoto goes back on the ILlose>mfwlolmestolmest
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
whats the score
>>1573029371-2, flyovers over flyovers
>>157302817So?
>>157302949thx
>>157302953oh-la-laaa
>>157302089looks pretty good anon! how would you rate the taste of your own culinary work?
>>157302216>>157302371two extreme ends. should be a slimthicc woman
>PCA becomes MVP favorite>Chinaman immediately says oh I'm suddenly feeling better now I can throw
>>157302991Erm he's actually based Japanese, the coolest of all races
>>157302811Hawt let’s see dem cheeks squeezed into dem tangs
>>157302918>Cubs girl!
>>157303059wtf /mlb/ you told me they were all guys
Who's ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game
>>157303123Cubs girls are everywhere
>it was the red sux will pass the yankees in the standings>it was the braves will end the yankees season
>>157302586>not realizing that they were NOT in fact witnessing the greatest player to ever play the gameneither are we, in one hundred years there will be another Ohtani but he'll actually win the cy young and can field
ITFCB
>>157303263Can you go faster? Pretty please!
has /mlb/ always been overrun with trannies, faggots, discord xisters, and desperate personality spammers? or is this a relatively recent development?
>>157302937Are you Hammerheadspie?
I love trannies, faggots, discord xisters, desperate personality spammers, bodegas, and the new york freaking yankees.
>sunday evening game>its the foid and british fag yapping broadcastWho is this meant to appeal to?
>>157303337wait there's no british guy in the A's or Houston booth>national broadcastoh no... no no no... NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!
I heard the Mariners just don't want it bad enough
Good evening
Umpchads own your ass even on your day off
melton on the bump today
>>157303253Unlikely, since the way Manfred changed the rules to baby precious Ohtani-chan NOW actually discourages the future development of two-way playing. And since MLB is top dog that means their rule system will (and already has) trickled down to all lesser leagues so the only place you'll find anyone doing both well is in little league where they couldn't find enough players
>>157303367I might get MLB TV next season, but for now I'm stucking with Viaplay and only national broadcasts.
schwarbombs are back on the menu
Metsbros, dare I say that Manaea is actually reliable again?
>103>103>103>103>104>104
Lou Bob
>>157303428yummy
Man Gum or something
Nice start!
>>157303459saw this dude live in 2014, he still had the juice
>>157303450imagine he actually stays healthy next year
>>157303472Based Winky. I saw him at the Capitol Theater in Port Chester around that time too. One of the best shows I’ve seen.
>>157303455my man
holy shit, Manaea is hitting 94 today lmao
>>157303472Me too. Saw him at Bonnaroo and he killed it
It's O time
>>157303455schwarmilk
>>157303267
>>157303530yeah, lOss timeget it?
bros, if Manaea is actually back to at least decent next year and Robert Jr can stay healthy, our roster could be>C: Torrens/Alvarez>1B: Young/Polanco>2B: Semien/Baty>3B: Bichette/Baty>SS: Lindor>LF: Soto/Robert>CF: Ewing>RF: Benge>DH: Polanco/Robert/Soto>SP: McLean / Scott / Thornton / Manaea (Santucci/Tong/Wenninger in the pipeline)>hopefully Holmes re-signsThat's honestly not a bad place to be at all. We see how well the team can play when they're clicking. We would want 1-2 highly reliable #2s. But I don't really see an issue with that lineup.We're gonna have to refresh the bullpen as well, of course.
>losing 2 of 3 at home to a team that has no city or state in their name>red sux
>>157303589Yea I think I do
a Metsian slugfest
it's up!>oops! all bums
>Chris sale ejected from today's game for arguing with the umps before the game over yesterday's calls
>>157303628>Ohtanideclining + can't hit the best pitchers>Pageshot start, settling into his real role as a .230/.310/.400 hitter with decent defense>Freemanstud. gentleman. HOFer. can't say anything bad about him>Edmanpesky little rat that somehow ends up being relevant when it matters>Bettswashed HOFer>Tuckercan't handle the bright lights, will be dead weight in the postseason>Hernandezold ass unc, not reliable>Hernandezold ass unc, not reliable, but nice hair>Rortvedtlol>WrobleskiLOLyeah the dodgers ain't winning this year
>>157303280It’s been a few years, lot of people left. We used to have game threads. Schizos chased away lots of normal people that just wanted to talk basedball
>>157303530Stop!
>>157303656Os poster is better than you, vtranny.
Attaconforto
>>157303656Stay mad Paco
Kyle Schwarber - he's a one man wrecking crew!
Attanico
Damn, Conforto banging them in today.
>>157303592Baty isn’t a major league player and Bichette is probably opting out. So need a new third baseman
>>157303655sounds about right. 4chan is in its terminal stage of cancer. schizos and unironic faggots/trannies everywhereI think most people are now on curated discord servers
if the sneks don't win today i am going to put a hex on them and they will NEVER win a championship ever again. they will CRUMBLE and BURN as they SHOULD.
>>157303684I hope Bo sticks it out at least one more year. He's only 28, 29. He can play well while earning $42M and raise his entry as a SS/3B in the 28-29 market. And he can redeem himself with the Mets. No player who ever leaves this organization says anything other than how well they're treated. So hopefully that helps him stay as well.This is assuming there's no lockout, of course. Who knows how that'll go. Both owners and players need to be paid less so fans get a better experience for cheaper.
>swarbssuns out, guns out
>>157303687/nfl/ lowkey helped ruin football for me. I was at a bar and the hof game was on and I got the ick. I bet there are people that can’t think of baseball without thinking of the faggots and trannies and mentally ill on here. I’m not there yet.
I'm a girl! A Mariner's girl! What's that? Stockholm? Battered wife? I don't know what you're talking about! Ha ha! Ha! Ha. Ha...
>>157303710I love baseball, that'll never change. it's just sad that the potential of 4chan has been totally corrupted by mentally ill and miserable retards. this place could have been the paragon of free discourse. instead, it's an asylum with shit smeared over all the walls.maybe it says something about human beings in general
cheat sox
>>157303628>wrobhow many homers today
>>157295315>pitching in BOOTSshiggydiggy
love me small ball. simple as
>>157303687you are legitimately obsessed, you need to take your meds and get over yourself. and before you say it i already took MY meds
>>157303702If Bichette can get like a 4 year contract for $125M he is gonna take it even if it is less money per year. I’m indifferent if he stays or goes, since June he has been ok, still not earning his salary but not one of the worst players in baseball
>>157303726so does your boyfriend, obviously
i unironically enjoy wpbl
>>157303717Yea I feel the same way. I don’t even go on here if the dodgers are playing
>>157303721he gave up 4 each in his last two outings so...
>>157303739At least I got a man. Have fun dying as the childless cat lady bitch
HEY KIRKLOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DUMB CUNT
You guys are a bunch of massive faggots crying about some shitposters lol.>muh paragon of free discourse anime forums lmao
Moooooo
>>157303754Not true but I'd rather die childless and lonely than die gay :-)
Jesus Christ even Alvarez is teeing off today
>>157303732issue is, who do we get in his place? next year's market is looking GRIM. he'd be the #1 FA lolhttps://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/08/2026-27-mlb-free-agents.html
>>157303760Its just samefags, I dont even notice it much anymore. Im just watching the game, I made brownies and they are awesome.
>>157303656Today I will remind them
>>157303773it's fine if you're straight but you do realize how sad this sounds, right
>>157303670>AI, I need as much Orioles flair as possible in an Alyssa Liu photo>don't worry about her fingers, just max out the Orioles as much as possible
>>157303780What about Jizz Chimpcum
monkey batts kek
My Os are score runs
Our DEI Pitcher is sucking again.
Breggy Bear Bop
bieber sucks
>>157303756he did I've got his rookie card right here it has him at 5'8 265, I think he came in at 245 this season
>name is Rocker>He's getting rockedInteresting
>cum shitterjej
>>157303797no...NO!!!
>>157303751And it's Sunday day game, when Manfred expects more eyes and so throws out juicier balls
>two checksbrutal
NATS WITH THE SERIES SWEEP!!1!
kek cum shitter
kirsten has perfect mocha colored skin
stop your shitposting NOW! I won’t say it again… this place is meant to be the digital public square, an octagon for the free exchange of ideals, a decagon of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
>cum shitter
>>157303654u got lazier as you went down the lineup, tisk tisk
>>157303869I say this
what does /mlb/ think of Rei?
>>157303815and there it is
Show us P. Ness
Chimp Chimsom Jr kek
Reddit has better shitposting
>>157303881There is only one Rei
Jizz Chimpum
surprised by how good Manaea has been today. I wonder if we can help him hit this velocity at the beginning of next season instead of it taking 4 months
A reckagon of female femininity
>>157303881Why the brownoid pig nose
Is it ableist to mock the Yankees defense?
>>157303847what are the free speech implications of this?
>>157303892lmao
I leave the genny for a day or two and look at the state it's in
That absolute state of the pirates…
State this asshole
>>157303933Thank God you’re back
my Mets have been pouring it on lately :)5 of 6 ain't bad in the last 2 series
>>157303933We need ya!!!
That's bullshit. Losing a game because only one pitch was bad.
>>157303958Sorry sir
>>157303953This turned their season around
>>157303933Hell I respect ya
>>157303963No
>>157303958Subpoena!
>>157303933I'm sorry, I tried my best when you were gone, but I just couldn't keep things straight here
>>157303971Yes
>>157303933We’re in disarray!!
>>157303980What does she do?
Just been informed that I've been traded to X. Don't worry though, I will go into the hall as /mlb/.
We've gone plum gapey
>>157303933Please cum (on my) back...
>>157303963>>157303980nah it was the relief from crushing expectations following the trade deadlinebut their offense hasn't changed at all and has plenty of upside
>>157303980Get the bug spray
pit slut detected
>>157304002That's a human being you're bug spraying
>>157303933I needed ya, I gotsta have ya!
>>157304005Whose going to lick the sweat from under her tits?
>>157303999It’s the power of Asian pussy
this game reminds me of the Mats puffing up their stats in that one Nats game early in the season. you love to see it>>157304023I can attest to the majesty of Asian pussy
STRUCK him out
>>157304008Their eyes are black or poop color :(
>smart teams like the rays and brewers
>>157303897what do you mean? she's cute. CUTE!
>>157304030Yea it gives you superpowers
>>157303980I'm not sure a woman who's had this much plastic surgery done and knows nothing but publicly performative behavior has a soul that can reach its maximum potential
>tfw to intelligent to win the division
which one of you is this
>>157304058they're much more attractive when they look classy and dignified and leave the lewdest forms of physical beauty to the imagination
>>157304061There is no way you could hold any sort of conversation with her
Metsies :)
>>157304070The dallas cowboys of baseball
>>157304074Maybe
>>157304058This is baseball, not gooning over bugs. You freaks.
>>157304070>wearing a jersey with another man's namei shiggy doggy
Hi
harper fucked up a first inning challenge last game so to course correct don told the entire team not to challenge a single call despite getting gaped by our umpies two nights in a rowgreat manager he is!
>bieber + littleshit + ass
>>157304101
>>157304103It’s dehumanizing to call them bugs
>https://www.mlb.com/cubs/tickets/specials/girls-night-outHow do they know...
>>157304125It’s debuginizing too
>>157304130I'm a girl and I lobbied for it.
>>157304125Then they should stop looking like them and they won't be called that. Duh.
>>157304082look who comes crawling back when the Mets are good again...
>>157304130
Ty Cade Poshit
GRISH'D
tie ball game in beantown
>>157304130/mlb/ is a barometer for the zeitgeist, for the culture at large
bo...BO!!!
>>157304130I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
nu...NU!!!
>>157304172Sure thing sir
NU NU NU>>157304197>>157304197>>157304197
new>>157304206>>157304206>>157304206
>>157304203>>157304207retards
>>157297350>Emily Rudd. That might be the same woman from that memeshe is known for playing Nami dummy
