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Breggy Bear Bop!
Mets must have raised their team BA by 5 points today
Pirates are losing by ten runs right now. Fell for it again award with the so called “Pirates Comeback” my friends kept yapping about.
Doyers in 2 bings
Steakies
applebee's
>>157304206the jappy knees man
JHair's got nothing....
>>157304255>living west of I-99you get what you deserve yinzer
I wish we had Olive Garden aka Abundance Garden
I would love a steak rn>>157304255where did it all go so wrong?
>>157306106damn.........
Jays announcers are like we gotta get 2 runs in the top of the extra innings then we get zero uhhh i'll take one bro
>>157306114It's mid as fuck
Dodgers fans are stuck with a fragile DH who gets mogged by Alonso, Judge, Yordan, etc. for SEVEN (7) more years. They will also be financially crippled beyond that for another decade.
doyers pen did well today, hope they get another inning of work
>>157306116it's a great game and we could always use more actual thinkers in this general. you'll like it here.
>>157306141What's the upper class Olive Garden?
>>157306142Ohtani's pitching career is done, he's moving to the outfield soon.
>>157306142>financially crippledShohei's contract has already paid for itselfYou can't walk 50 ft without seeing his mug in metro Japan
Make some noise anon!
>>157306142we win rings tho
>>157306136Dude, a bunch of towns around where I am are evacuated. How come every summer half of this country burns and it never seems natural or organic?
LGM
Sports ranking in terms of IQ and degree of culture: (not up for debate)#1 Baseball, #2 Hockey, #3 Rugby, #4 Soccer, #5 American Handegg, #6 Basketball
>dookie butts
>>157306142>financially crippledI'm sure you don't actually believe this, specifically when you're talking about Baseball poster-boy Ohtani. If Shohei actually does his DH job that's just a plus for the Dodgers, he's in there to make money for them by simply showing up.
>>157306162Dunno
>>157306159LETS GO DBACK CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>157306157not to mention that money is always being put into escrows accounts, anyway. the Dodgers will continue to spend whenever they feel like it.
this dodgers team is not winning the WS
and there it is
>>157306169i thought hockey was #1 after going to a ducks games two years ago
>>157306166she's not a Mets fan. post real down to earth genuine pretty Mets girls
the dookster
>>157306166Why did you post this? This girl looks exactly like my nieces. Stop it.
>>157306152your mom's grey wrinkled cooter
haha bookie metts
kek doggie doos
>>157306195what is the @ of your nieces?
>>157306142Gemini, have the Dodgers already recouped the $700 million cost of Ohtani's contract?In short, analyses by major U.S. media outlets suggest that the Dodgers have effectively recouped the investment—or have already generated economic benefits exceeding that amount.Despite the massive $700 million (over 100 billion yen) price tag, the Dodgers were able to recover their investment in a short period due to the following key factors:1. A surge in sponsorship and advertising revenue from both Japan and the U.S.Since Ohtani joined the team, numerous global companies—including major Japanese corporations—have signed partnership agreements with the Dodgers, such as in-stadium advertising and official sponsorship deals. Sales of in-stadium advertising space alone have generated revenue increases on the scale of tens of billions of yen annually.2. Merchandise sales, ticket revenue, and the "inbound" effectMerchandise sales: Sales of uniforms and related products have set records for the fastest and highest volume in Major League Baseball history.Attendance and tours: Attendance at the home venue, Dodger Stadium, has risen significantly. Additionally, there has been a sharp increase in fans traveling from Japan for games, which has boosted ticket prices, the value of broadcasting rights, and overall related revenue.When factoring in the increase in the franchise's overall value and the impact of global brand exposure, local media and experts alike regard this as a "wildly successful investment"—one that is unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball
gg dbacks, we sucksee you next year
>>157306162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnAvfQr0xNA
Man the offense on the dodgers is really really bad right now
good series, dbacks
GG sneks won that season series
threadly reminder that Dodgers fans will have to pill all their hopes on their declining ace who simply will not be able to repeat his postseason performance from last year>Ohtani is fragile and mentally susceptible>Snell is hurt and has control issues>Glasnow is not an ace>Wrobleski is not postseason material>Sheehan is not postseason material>Sasaki is an absolute mental midget>Skubal can't do it aloneDodgers will lose this year after several miracles helped them last yearthey have never been the best team in baseball despite their corrosive and insidious spending
ggs snekscya in october or spring
>doggiedoos would've been swept 3 straight series if the sneks were allowed to bunt the runner home yesterday
my astros making things interesting :|
Doyers only won yesterday because D-backs forgot bunting was a thing, this loss just confirms they're still in that losing streak spiritually.
gg sneksgood series
DAAAAAAAA DOYERS LUZ
kek doggiedoosthis was your world series
Sneks win
sneks
jmthy mrnrs
my doggiedoos couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat
fuck I can’t take all this losing anymore
>>157306227LUZ MEANS LIGHT IN MEXICAN
>>157306244freddie :/
>>157306205Not gonna happen, bud.
>>157306246okay paco
>>157306238how much do you think it would cost me to have her sit on my face?
i wanted to watch the dodger postgame thing, but the guy doing the stream is probably mad and turned it off>>157306254something something pinche mariconnn
surely my mariners will not embarrass themselves today
Drunk doyette kicked out the gamehttps://x.com/i/status/2086294408878776585
>>157306256Average 500$ for an hour
>>157306269>14 hits>4 runsI'm embarassed
>>157306250my buddy's daughter has enough followers now that she can fund trips to Europe while she's a college student. I remember when she was born, ffs.
>>157306166why do rightwingers love these soulless barbie dolls?
>>157306269>embarrass themselvesAren't the Rays leading the division in .PCT, losing to them can't be that bad right?
>>157306238>small titschef's kiss
>>157306274And thats the game!
>>157306274how much do you think it would cost me to have her sit on my face?
>>157306277thats not too bad actually
Congrats to the Mariners for scoring a run in today's game
>>157304206My pirates ):
>>157306294Looks like an 8 pack of Carbliss
Whole Nl East won today are they the best division in baseball
Maybe in 2028 my Mariners will learn to hit.
>>157306280I dont think my nieces have any questionable social media, no idea now adays. But they seem lile good kids.
>>157306294how much would you charge me to sit on your face?
>>157306307Bought at the deadline and now last place in the division lol
>>157306280what's her @?
>>157306238I want the fat Asian girl.
>>157306326@mandypandyx
was the AL cheating last year, all the top teams from last year are shit this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYgVVNLxvxo
>>157306332gross
>>157306299Its the going rate for "white" chicks where I live, china and japs are cheaper. Never touched that stuff but I looked it up and heard stories from other dudes.
>>157306316same, she's a sweet kid. started her yt channel when she was around 6 years old. now it partially pays for tuition and finances vacations to Europe. it's pretty crazy.>>157306326lemonparty dot org
>>157306315
>>157306351"white girls" usually means bottom of the barrel white girl
thanks for just giving up gints, I guess
That was the best Tyler Holton inning since 2024
>>157306367bottom of the barrel white girl is still the top 10% of females
>>157306375even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days
>>157306375it looked like the giants forgot they had a challenge kek
>>157306394That first batter certainly did
>>157306367From what I saw it was mostly 30 plus women in okay shape with tattoos. I cant imagine what kinda brown dudes the touch. No thank you.
>>157306406it's cheaper in Germany and Austria and the women are usually pretty hot Romanians or some other Eastern European.
My west sacramento A’s have humbled the hottest team in luckswing
>>157306406I only want to share holes with wypipo that engage in high risk behavior!
>>157304206
>bottom-of-the-barrel white girlCould some kind anon please post photos of them?I can't quite picture what they look like
>>157306448
>>157306429They're getting dick dropped in their asses the next 3 days.
>>157306406black dudes go for the fat ones
>>157306448I'm not doxing myself by posting my wife
>>157306469phwoar
>>157306470KEK
>>157306458Sums it up, ones I saw were abit skinner and older.
>>157306464Where I live, its browns. I have seen like one black dude and he was with his black wife.
>>157306458I'm Jamaican and I'm not pulling out of this
>6-0 roadtrip>25 games over .500>12 sweeps on the season>Yankees lose>Red Sox lose
>>157306495i think you mean "BOOOOOOOOOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAT"
>>157306518Wow what a year think ur going to the WS?
>>157306495Dont get me wrong, the short term with these type of girls is fun but then you bring up how abortion is murder and you would rather the kids be bought after birth from the parents to work on your farm and its psycho mode time.
seasons almost over bros...
>>157306549YUP
>>157306549it always is
>>157306549and that's a good thing!
>>157306460Ah, Yoshi Tsutsugo—brings back memories
I dont get AI porn, how can dudes even mention it. "Normal" porn is already embarrasing but AI stuff, come on man, go outside for a walk.
>>157306575sir this is a /mlb/ genny
>>157306589an hour until ASStros
>>157306589>>157306604absolutely terrible kek
I knead it
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157306629JANKEES LOSE
the "Japanese" flag is a discord tranny on a vpn fyi
>>157306460It's always weird to me seeing Japanese Rays fans on twitter. In a world where Ohtani and the Dodgers exist how could they possibly have picked my Rays as their team to support?
>>157306532We are sweeping the Re(tard) Sox in the ALDS then winning the pennant in 6 over the White Sox and winning it all in 5 over the Gayves
mariners lose!
I dont wanna talk about it
>>157306638
Rays are going to the Hurled Series!
doggie doos lost that ballgame and that series!
>>157306640Japanese non-Doyers fans were supporting their teams long before Ohtardi even came to MLB. They still support their countrymen but they refuse to bandwagon.
Dodgers lost so that means to Padres must lose too
>>157306652I just know ball after years of being exposed to mental illness on the chins
god dammit I got shit on my hands, I'll be back in a few
The Dodger's slumpbuster.
Blessed Pope Sox take the series
I really, really, REALLY love Baseball...but I would never watch a game.
>>157306640Japanese like being contrarians and pick teams no one else roots for
>>157306648did you pick the 'dians because they have an australian player?
>>157306672Dodgers can't even string 2 hits in a row right now
>>157306684yer, definitely not because theyre jeetcoded
>>157306448I was gonna go to backpage to get some pics to post but the website was shut down by the government apparently lol.
>>157306666at least you scored the quads
>>157306682yeah that's why the most popular team in the entire country is the dodgers you idiot because every individual japanese person likes to be contrarianyou people really just brainlessly yap. what was millions of years of evolution for? stop appalling nature
>>1573066863rd worst pitching in the league will make any offense look good.
>>157306692worth it
>>157306702
Hi, occasional baseball fan here. I remember the Blue Jays were in the world series last year, but I was checking league standings and saw they are below .500 and last in their division. What went wrong? Was this expected?
>>157306702>image with no source>unironically believes in evolution
>>157306705making shit pitchers look like cya candidates is the dodgers' specialty
>>157306719No.
>>157306719it was not expected. they tried their best to make their team better this year. they lost Bo Bichette but that's not enough to explain the steep drop in performancethe big issue is that overperformers from last year like Gausman, Bieber and Springer did not do much this year. Vladdy Jr also shockingly fell off a cliff as far as power goes. I think his SLG is currently under .400a lot of teams this year randomly became much worse despite big upgrades on paper. Jays, Ms, Mets, etc.
>>157306719No but they're gonna capture the the 6th seed
the average jap is an NPC just like every other country
>>157306719are you the one that bought a blue jays ball cap and then returned it after they lost?
>watching womens basketball until astros and padresHow is this a real thing?
>mfw anons with NPC intelligence call others NPCs
>>157306719they went on a hot streak at the right time last season, they were never THAT good
As a dodgers fan the cubs series was our world series
>>157306702we holding down takamatsu
as a cubs fan I think the dodgers will win the world series and ohtani will win mvp
>>157306495Jamaican me crazy!
>>157306759Astro bros are based, stay strong saar
>>157306775it's fuckin muggy as hell here though
>>157306761oh, hell nah!bringin' the good stuff today!
Should I bother watching the next game?
mlbkpop bros, I don't listen to korean music at all except the big hits like APT., but this has been in my head for the last few days. can you please help me cleanse myself, i don't want to become a kpopchudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD00TJ-6WSw
>>157306760Yes, you are a very smart and honest Cubs fan, which is rare in /mlb/
>>157306785kek
>>157306787You are going to regardless what I say.
>>157306812Not really. I might just enjoy some good old Brazilian tranny porn instead.
>>157306822
>>157306822Wrong thread dude!>>>/pol/ is that way
>>157306833I'm not all that into Blacked, though.
>>157306837NO GAYS PLEASE
>>157306846please what?
>>157306672>thinking Skubal doesn't choke against AL central teamsthe reason he's been so hyped is because nobody watches those games
Cheeky Mest WS incoming
>>157306822What is with Brazil and trannies? I don’t think of it as a particularly progressive place so why is there that association?
>>157306860Mets win the pennant only to get stung by MY Rays
What is your pitch arsenal /mlb/? For me, it’s sinker slider change. Which isn’t the current meta, and that is the only reason I’m not in the show right now
>forced against my will to watch asstr*s/poodreskill me
>>157306880Two elite teams
>>157306872moped thief or troon are the only career options in brazil
>>157306872Brazil is full of fags and trannies. They even have the biggest pride parade in the world.
>>157306857"But he is le good" against CWS who are decent this year but still lost over 240+ in two years. Cleveland lol and royale with no cheese since 2015 a decade ago also twins which, it's Minnesota not a single championship in it's history in pro sports according to ESPN and such lol
MLB playoff formats should be 3-3-1
>>157306872Plastic surgery and injections are cheap.>>157306878fast ball down the center 150mph everytime, if it gets hit, not my problem.
>>157306893I'm going to the Koshien thread now, but you'll definitely not follow meDon't ever come after me, you stalker
I'm concerned about the future of this genny. We need to set a (You) cap for Doyer posters or create some sort of (You) competitive balancing in the offseason
Lets go Astros! :)
>>1573068982-2-1-1-1 is the only acceptable format>but muh travelworks for hockey
>>157306902I'm coming for that slanted bussy, Satoshi.
>>157306904Anon, this is the last season.
>>157306878i just barely learned how to throw the ballimagine the worst eephus you've ever seen in your lifethat's my arsenal
>>157306909That’s the best format for other sports, but baseball is a bunch of 3 game series during the regular season. So doing a home and home 3 game series makes most sense, with a deciding game at the higher seed’s stadium if needed.
>>1573069091-1-1-1-1-1-1 would be most fair. Technically though 4-3 is just as fair, because the better seeded team can win out at home either way to advance, so order doesn’t matter.
>rubber matchhow the fuck do you light a fire with a rubber match
>>157306913Eh. I've seen pro players, granted position player but the average is *maybe* 40-50 for them?
>>157306878I throw one pitch, called the stinker. it's just a breaking ball that I farted on.
>>157306921>being this new Learned how to do that on day 1 sweaty
San Diego is so fucking comfy
>same game parlay
>>157306930*Corny*
>>157306930La Jolla is my favorite part of that area
We could really use some ai anime yankee memes
>>157306872the United States and Europe, in general, are prurient uptight cultures. the Portuguese who first "discovered" Brazil basically marveled at the natives' carefree displays of their sexuality.
>>157306936I spent my early 20s in PB, I miss it
>>157306930Never been to California actually, went to most other states just have avoided that one for some reason, also most of Midwest sans Indiana and Ohioawoo :@ and Montana and Wyoming
>>157306921one bite at a time
>>157306945Henlo upside-down quoll supporter fren
>>157306943You gotta go to Tahoe at least once in your life, it’s incredible
>>157306949youre the upside down one
play ball
The northern hemisphere is a demonic hellhole.
>>157306549It’s April
What are the odds that a team that sold ends up with a wild card spot?
and a little bit a chicken fried
>>157306956I pretty much did most my traveling young, lived in Japan twice, Germany once, Colorado but have lived in Maryland for about 2- ish decades now :3 I keep wanting to try something else but maybe just visiting
When will baseball get another “villain”?
>>157306970the trannies up here don't get murdered at the same rate as they do down in your demonic hellhole
>>157306897twins actually gaped Skubal earlier this year>4.2IP, 8H 4ER, 2BB, 7K
>>157306989>When will baseball get another “villain”?
>>157306989Its called the dodgers
>>157306985I’ve always wanted to visit Annapolis
>>157306989The Dodgers as a team are the perfect villain
start the game
>>157306702Shoutout to the Niigata niggas holding down the pagoda for Philly
>>157307014STRIKE ONE
>>157306999“The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.”― Lao Tzu, Te-Tao Ching
>>157307012because they give cover to all the actual villains that are lesser teams
>the Sunday primetime game is between two SNCA teams
just crushed 4 antacid pills and hit the weed vape, lets fucking go
>>157307008It's nice when not flooding desu >>157307000Might've missed that >~<; I try to watch as many as I can but I also watch other sports like honse racing
I drank a bunch of beer today and my farts stink
>>157307040
>>157307002>>157307003>>157307012The lovable Dodgers?… no
>>157306702cubyalgers :)
>>157307028"ur gay" ― Anon
>it was "Skubal is good against the AL Central"Skubal's last start against each AL central team>CWS: 5.2IP, 7H, 3ER, 2HR>CLE: 4.2IP, 5H, 3R, 1HR>MIN: 4.2IP, 8H, 4ERSkubal ran to LA because he was unironically scared of flyovers gaping him the rest of his career now that they're all actually improving this year
>>157306702It's funny no matter how many times I watch it
>>157307040based GERD enjoyer
>>157307028how is that a selling point? life is short regardless before the return to the eternal unknowable. stay here as long as you can.
>>157307040>>157307044>>157307046I just have a coke cola.
astros should not be allowed to wear red
>>157307058>stay here as long as you can.Thanks for the invitation.
>>157307056>enjoyer
>>157307040what's the point of the antacid
>>157307068It’s more like a “try not to laugh” challenge type of game anyway
>>157307073so i can continue eating horrible food that worsens the problem im masking with the antacid
>>157307068we do need new that aren't short fused zoomshits that don't know how to banter.
>>157307028>Eric Chen
>>157307080we need more black people in the genny
>>157307079prilosec or generics don't work?
>>157307053I think he was pulled last time my birds played him, 3 ER too :3
>>157307087whoever can help the flow without a bunch of REEEE is fine with me
>>157307053kek, is skubal a fraud?
>>157306702Chadres are moving in on Kansai ya
SKU BB BB BB BB BB AL!
oh shit its Varsho
Manny Machimpo got a hit
>>157306282all women are soulless, anon
skubal to the doyers
>>157307104and there it is
>>157307103DONT SAY HIS NAME
>>157306282BIG TALENT
piss and shit
did doyers cheap out at the deadline?They could've mortgaged for Reid Detmers
I'm watching the game. What a game it's been.
This is a terrible general and every single one of you are gay little faggot fucks
>>157307129
fuck the dodgers and fuck the mets
>>157307110>>157307113And there they are
kek doyerpacos
Literally and unironically reddit-tier catchphrases: the threadYou faggots all deserve to die in a nasty fashion
sorry sir
>>157307149you deserve to feel happiness so you don't think such depraved things about people. we know you are deeply hurting inside. I hope you find peace
>>157307149how would know what reddit catchphrases look like?
>>157307138the only secular country down there which made it seem like a more interesting place than the rest of South America until the internet came along and showed it to be like everywhere else, more or less.
>>157307149PFMA
>San Diego Pacos still attend and sell out Poodre games despite that they are eliminated from playoff contention
Is that a...HOME RUN?
watch your own game poodrepacos
lmao that ball dropped right into the lap of a fat fuck and he bottled it
Kek pooydoodres
how are the Astros good every year
Jesus Christ, the Padres fucking suck.
We are 3/5s of the way to nu
varsho looks like a potato
>>157307153I hope you get disemboweled in the middle of the night by your closest friend.
>>157307191>mariners>rangers>athletics>angelsIt doesn't take much to be good in the AL West.
>>157307196keep us posted
>>157307196shut up faggot
>>157307200you are my closest friend...
>>157307191Women are messed up.
>>157307210Nu in a few!!
I'm baking a nu right now
>>157304206I thought this was the elderly man who was Chinese long time ago
Is that... ANOTHER HOME RUN?
>>157307210F n E u W
CHADRES
We need nu
Poo vs Ass kek stinky!
>>157307220i can smell it
>>157307200they aren't so full of misery and sadness so they wouldn't do that. I will pray for you anon-san
just get me to nu
Cap 'em!
>Gets ejected before the game even starts Who was in the wrong here?
>>157307234staring right into the microwave is bad for you>>157307238the ump. sale is a future HOF. the ump is a literal who. defer to the lifetime ace you blue chud
>>157307238sale>im a veteran so the rules dont apply to me
is this nu?
>>157307149harsh but fair
doyers
>>157307248That seems to be an oven m’lord
>>157307253
>>157307191tfw no selfconscious influencer waifu
>>157307149They didn't know asshole
>>157307262oh yeah sorry carry on. i hope you drift off into a comfy sleep with the smell of warm, freshly baked xmas cookies in your nostrils my good knight
>>157307149Please show us mercy ;-;
>>157307191They're still running on what Luhnow built, they'll fall off soon
Just cracked beer #4
>>157307259Code?
>>157307281NIRC-001
poodrepacos thought that one was gone kek
>>157307277Neat
>>157307277based
>>157307259BAU BAU!!
Good series Sneks, Doyers are in a funk and it might cost them a bye
>>157307287>Left rapes the rightYeah that fits
>>157307291JOSE CAN YOU SEE
>>157307281Here you go, kingDASS-966
Every time, black people shouldn't be allowed to challenge
>>157307299sheeeeeit
>>157306142Judge is finished, but there’s still 5 years left on his contract. You sound like a delusional Yankees fan.
>>157307291They were talking about how great San Diego was for the zoggies and then they showed them way up there in the sun lol.
>>157307291seeing all those basic trainees wearing glasses reminds me that I used to wear glasses and got laser eye surgery while I was in the military
had to take 2 more antacids after a few bites of hot orange chicken
>>157307338do you just burp a lot or do you actually have acid coming out yo stomach
>>157307338maybe you should stop eating and then take the antacids, Stupid
>>157307338you probably shouldn't be taking so many antacids man
>>157307191>didn't just grab the bitch out her seat and throw her onto the fieldPathetic, deserves to be made fun of.
>>157307352Poodre Paco...
>latinx challenges
San Diego is a horrible city. The only professional sports teams they deserve are in Divegrass.
>>157307360Man E. My Chad-O
Lot's of racism against my latinx brothers in this thread...
doesn't SD mog LA in every way except sports
>>157307376SD has better Mexican food and In and Out
>>157307291>only 1 person with a drinkcheap ass owners. at least give them a soda pop and a hot dog
Well run teams like the Rays, Brewers and Astros
>>157307374it's a nonstop feature of this general. we're not an imaginative bunch.
racism in the genny is the equivalent to butt slaps in the dugout.
Uhhhh was that a seagull on the mic?
>>157307413kek i thought it was some kid spazzing out
>>157307412/nfl/ racism makes /mlb/ look like a joke.
this piece of shit general mogs /copalib/ so fucking hard it's not even funny. death to all the faggots over in that thread, and hugs and kissed for all the faggots in this thread.
>>157307420Glad I’m not the only one who heard it
>>157307430i just post foomblecats
>>157307444checked
>>157307430polfags and intfags are 1000x more annoying than schizo shit posters
>>157307436ur a gay tee hee:D-===3
GayFL kek
>>157307454Gay cartoon posters are even worse. you lonely faggot.
>>157307436hell yeah brudda
>>157307376it's LA without the black people so yes
>>157307436
>>157307462you seem dehydrated, have a cold drink
>>157307352Isn't this Mococo doxx?>>157307454/pol/ is still the 2nd best board on this site, only /v/ is better nowadays
so baseball huh
>>157307436stay a while
omfg
>>157307479/v/ is one of the most autistic boards on the website, so easy to set them off.
>>157307479>>157307494this is a /vr/ genny
>>157307376Pretty much, the only way SD mogs us in sports is in the ballpark department.
Poodres rookie coach doesn't have the balls to stop his overpaid bats from challenging.
My Mariners are eliminated but at least I have pizza and gin and san andreas tonight.
>>157307492I remember thinking he was a long time MLBer after his rookie year and then he never hit again really
Any one else broadcast showing this fucked up multiball shit?
They talk so fucking much during the national broadcasts, it stresses me out.
>>157307506>san andreasthis is a gta3 genny
>>157307492Based Hunters :)
So it happened...AGAIN
>>157307494/v/'s heart is always in the right place, that's what matters the most. Truthfully, /v/ has taken the throne from /pol/ as the voice of our generation. That's why I have them as #1.
>>157307508Similarly I thought Ryon Healy would be good too after his rookie year
>>157307510i like the guys they have but they probably dont need 3 of them. and yeah they could let the game breathe a bit more
Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
>another pick me foreigner
THE PADRES ARE BACK
>>157307516*swims*What now?
Titties Jr
GODTIS
>>157307532He is (in the booth)
>>157307542Cringe
someones back on the hair dewormer
how fucking shit is the AL West
if ESPN wanted me to give a fuck about college baseball they would play their games in the offseason
>>157307535hot...HOT!!!
>>157307539cj wouldnt be able to swim though so the immersion was broken
>>157307555don't worry you'll have no choice next season
>>157307535sounds like my fraternity hazing
>>157307535fuck yeah go Cubs
>>157307565That was forbidden knowledge in 2004.
A Manning cast but with A Rod and Big Papi
>>157307472I see bird
>When you see a butt naked Fernando Tatis Jr..
ayo these broadcasters gay af fr
How come Daulton VARSHO is playing for the Astros?
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>>157307581Nobody likes the Manning cast.
>>157307590I wouldn’t stuff her full of cock at all. I’d listen to what she had to say. And that’s what no one did.
>>157307587he seeked asylum from canada. drumpf made the call
>>157307595I can’t believe they did a whole season of those. I assume it was a funny meme for like 15 minutes and then got old
>>157307585I think you meant to type that into your search engine of choice.
>>157307582fuck birds
>>157307597>I wouldn’t stuff her full of cock at all. I’d stuff her full of ALS cure (and also ky cock). And that’s what no one did.
>>157307595It was bretty cool when he had actual players and coaches on now its washed celebs.
If the Astros come back I’m allowed to com tonight. Otherwise I’m still in denial
LA Dodgers L10 2-8
>>157307618>search engine of choice30 years later i still see no reason to ask anyone but jeeves.
>>157307619>IT’S BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION TERRY
Chadres should win this series so I can go to sleep a happy Unc :3
>>157307581THIS THIS THIS SO MUCH THISJeter, A-Rod, Ortiz, and Pedro!
>>157307633>now its washed celebs.yep thats when they jumped the shark. its awkward, unfunny, and pointless. just have other football players, athletes, or sports-adjacent people
I’m considering switching carriers to ABS powered by Verizon
>>157307641>Ask JeevesAsk Deez Nutz nigga!(I would post a pic of my ballsack but I don't want to get banned again, so you'll just have to imagine my pendulous manhood)
>you now remember jose lima
>>157307674>jose limahaha more like Jose Ligma!
Wavechads eating
>>157307674RIP doyers legend
Nope, too busy remembering Chone Figgens.
>>157307667US Mobile shits on Verizon by a milestone.....
>>157307674RIP
>>157307693You mean US Cellular or T-Mobile? They merged recently...
this is a cricket wireless general
Is it in the game, /mlb/?https://youtu.be/hAeQKSf52nY
>>157307716i fucked them
>>157307713I don't use my phone at all
>>157307674I got to shake his hand and he signed my mitt when I was like 10, he stood near the stands and greeted a bunch of kids for like half an hour before a random dodger day game
>>157307716It never was
>>157307728past his prime and only played one season in LA but left a big impression
>>157307716dentists took away cute teeth gaps from us
>>157306641You just got swept by Boston.
>>157307702Nah. US mobile, they use T-Mobile and AT&T plans and have amazing phone plans. I think I have dark star, which is basically AT&T plan, 390 bucks a year for unlimited. But enough about phone plans, let's talk about my Chadres winning.
I'm having fun
Asstros kek
>>157307774youre like 2 weeks into watching baseball. do you have any initial thoughts on the sport?any teams you like?
How are we feeling about the Comedy Central? White Sox have stretched their lead to 3½ games despite a slow stretch. Tigers have vaulted into second and are on a tear. Guardians seem to be slipping. Twins have stuck around. Royals are effectively out of the race.
The poo defeats the ass
>>157307770There's no point the Mariners can't take advantage.
>>157307774it's pretty laid back here overall
>>157307791White Sox just need to hold on another two months. Can they do it?
I hate how NBC fluffs up every team. Calling the padres a “complete team” and gassing up their hitters is a just laughable.
I could use a good ass fucking
>>157307805wait til after your poodres lose
>>157307804Watch your own game doyerpaco
>>157307822Based RC
>>157307791gards have the makings of a good team, and we were also buyers this trade deadline for I think the first time in decadeswe are getting way more risp than our opponents recently, just failing to get them home. losing to teams that fluke a couple of homerswe WILL have a hot streak before the end of the season so we just need to stay in the running
>>157307776This is the first game I've actually paid attention to. I mostly understand the rules now, so it's easier to follow what's happening. I'm starting to like how different it feels from soccer in almost every aspect. I should watch more games before I decide on a team in particular to root for.
did the NBC broadcast fuck up there
>>157307801They can. They've proven they are a good team. The Tigers have flipped a switch, though. Their underlying metrics are some of the best in the league. They just dug themselves such a big hole in the beginning. I think it's between the White Sox and Tigers, and H2H will have a lot to do with who wins.
>Dbacks and Padres keep winning>doyers keep losing
>>157307832>I should watch more games before I decide on a team in particular to root for.yes you should. dont listen to the rest of this genny who will try to push you into making a decision if you havent decided in a couple months timealso dont get wooed by the big name teams - theyre like succubi
just finished my ice cream. shouldnt have to take another antacid til i wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat
doyers NO1
>>157307856>angels still ain't it
>>157307865Is this what I have to look forward to? I’m 31 and had bad heartburn only once so far
>>157307832Pick a fucking team right now cocksucka
There used to be many padres fan now it feels like there's like 1 or 2. where did they go?
>>157307865dairy is a big cause of it broskiI had to stop having so many flat whites :(
>>157307832you don't have the GUTS for Mariners baseball kiddo
>>157307861>also dont get wooed by the big name teams - theyre like succubitf kind of shit tier observation is that
>>157307879Any suggestions?
>>157307891Dodgers
>>157307492>firing their manager alreadyHaven't they only played like 4 games?
>>157307804>a complete team>literally the worst offense in baseball
>>157307895I'm not THAT brown
>>157307890theyre like the man city of baseball
>>157307891I'd say the dodgers as we're always recruiting, but based on your time zone you're probably best off picking an east coast team.
>>157307878more dependent on your diet. we're stubborn slobs more intent on eating what we want and willing to deal with the associated consequences that come along with that behavior than taking care of ourselves.
>>157307911Girlstown genny.
>>157307891all of the non-yank-adjacent flags support the gritty guardians
My main issue right now with this sport is that I don't know how the league works. I should read up on that.
>>157307932just watching and axing questions as it goes along is more interesting than reading.
>>157307904
Mets could always use more fans!
>>157307921imma pray for you
>>157307891Join us ducks
>>157307952Becoming a Mets fan is essentially self harm.
>>157307891I would say Brewers but every game is basically this.
>>157307952>>157307955
>>157307954demons?
Lots of great suggestions so far. I wonder which one would look the best tattooed on my lower back.
just pick a random poverty franchise with sovl and history like the pirates or reds
Is that an inflatable Jazz Chisholm
>>157307986
>>157307982you have the most incane collection of 'epes
Nu >>157308005
>>157307986orioles own the rights to that real estate
>>157308002that's an apu thougheverbeit
>>157308014>>157308024lmao it's actually pretty aesthetically pleasing
