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berds
Crew.
GODRES
>Poodres Still eliminated from the playoffs
>>157308020im sorry for deadnaming xer
>>157308055me on the rights in the thundercats shirt
>Dad look I'm a cubs girl
>>157308062leave 'er alone pal
>>157308062Not a fan of the loose jeans. Bring back yoga pants everywhere, and not the lulemon shapeshifters. I like the cotton spandex that’s see through when the girl bends over
>>157308062her jeans wedge up her ass, just like me
>>157308072>upscaledyou did not beat the game
>>157308060lol like your dumb wojack posting ass even gets out of the house
Are the good times over Red Sox bros? Are we going back to the first half of the season?
So the mariners blew it last year and the window is just slammed shut?
>>157308093that's baseball
>>157308081
>>157308093what window?
>>157308089>weyou ain't done shit all year anon
>>157308055Thanks.
>it was 2-0
GG dads
>>157308089The AL is the wild west right now. No telling what will happen.
That was the first full baseball game I’ve watched since game 7 of the 2014 World Series
>>157308141How'd you like it?
>>157308141sucked didnt it
this was an absolute Chadres stomp
>>157308093You should feel happier that you got further than /we/ did
>>157308144Not bad, lots of homers to keep things interesting. Might watch SNB again next week.
>>157308093That’s life, that’s what all the people say…
God intervened and restored Austin Hay's health just in time for him to sign with the Padres
>>157308141I'll FUCKIN KILL YOU
>>157308089kids will go hungry the rest of the season
gavin sheesh bruh ong fr
kek doyerpacos
u kekkin at me ese?
Dear /mlb/,Can you please give me your power for 8/13, Thursday, from 9:00am - 11:30am ET? It is of vital importance. In return, your team will be blessed with electric bats and unhittable arms. Sincerely,Anon
*grants anon power*
>>157308293According to Passan, my Os have plenty of power to spare
>>157308315I want to buttfuck this nigger right in the ass-pussy
>a wrecking crew >wrecks your life
>>157308294I'll be asleep sorry
>>157308294What are you doing? As long as it isn't some gay shit you #havemypower
>>157308294if this is about another chemistry exam or whatever, no one cares.
>>157308354>>157308345>>157308294If it's chemistry I'm out. Suck a fuckin' dick (if that is the case)
>>157308345Thank you, anon. No gay shit, I promise. Your trust will go to great use. >>157308336Lucid dream, my friend!
>>157308294Alternately I will only give you my power if you are doing some gay shit but I feel like you are just ochemspie wanting good luck. Therefore me giving you my power would be academic dishonesty, which I refuse to be a part of.
>>157308363>>157308360>>157308354Bros... not like this... I'll give you all discounts on Tommy John surgery!
>>157308089maybe but I wouldn't judge anything from those last few gamesthose were some ugly lineups
>>157308294I will give you my power until about 9:15am ET as thats when I go to sleepYou will need to get through as much as possible in that time
>>157308370That's it. I'm going to find and ass-rape you now.You come home one night, open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass."Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off. You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.You're getting fucked."Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
Can we have a request to delete the AL Central?What is even the point of that division
>>157308360his post has the same reddit energy as this post... >>157292647
>>157308391Thank you. I'll make do. Many blessings upon you. >>157308392You don't wanna do all that. I have a really hairy ass.
>>157308394if you dont like the AL central then you dont like baseballbaseball NEEDS the AL central
>>157308394kinosouvl needs to go somewhere
>>157308394Are you seriously questioning the legacy of the Twins, Tigers, Indians and Sox?Joe Mauer? Ty Cobb? Miggy Cabrera? Justin Verlander? Johan Santana? Shoeless Joe? Adam Dunn? EVER HEARD OF THEM??????
I need reddit energy
>>157308446you found the place. nonstop reddit ingroup sayings here
>>157308446take this, heckin' friendo. and remember the narwal or whatever gay shit that was
>I hate reddit so much that I know more about it than the average reddit user does and think about it all day long and compare everything to it
>>157308445Yea we were really young and we both were in loveYea I was in the backyard pitching for the cubs I was Kerry Wood, you were battin’ Adam DunnYou were born in Ohio, I think you still have some family there.Yea we were spittin’ cope straight, sittin’ in the outfield You’re the only one who ever wondered how I feelAnd now we don’t talk…
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>157308478that may be true, but we have better niche sunflower seed flavor discussion
reddit likely does have better chemistry exam discussion tho. why post about it on a cambodian silk weaving site?
>>157308478>ah c'mon guys if you look at [shit player's] advanced stats his xRBwRCBBQLgBT+ (ballpark adjusted) is slightly above league average, he isn't that bad! [348 upboats]
>>157308477sing it, 'non!
As a Yankee fan, I have the Mariners circled on my calendar. It’s such a keno matchup zero rings and 50 years versus 27 rings and 41 pendants.
did anyone get the taco bell flavored seeds, they were okay
>>157308459whats an example of a reddit saying?
>>157308508>pendants
>>157308505Cause if there’s more to life than baseball, I don’t wanna live at all.If there’s more to life than pickin’ fights with the tv over calls.And they say the world’s your oyster, I wish that I could have ‘em all.Cause if my oyster’s full of poison, I’ll keep callin’ strikes and balls.
can someone get this to Freidmanhttps://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/08/how-to-acquire-players-after-mlb-trade-deadline-3.html
Merrill is gonna get a 20/20 season this year, maybe 30/30 if he really goes nuts in these last two months
>>157308515kek>precious metals kek
can't stand the vtumor shit
>>157308515My precious buddy
>>157308521did an umpire write this song?
>>157308477>>157308521sublime :')(is this about gay love?)
As long as we get the Astros and Rangers to first place. Our job will be done starting tomorrow.
>>157308494A bag of pickle Bigs raped and gaped my tongue in the sweltering summer of 26>>157308509I liked them
>>157308508My Mariners are going to help the Yanks in the standings D:
Feelin pretty good about da Dres once Musgrove and Morgan are back, plus maybe Adam. That's a real hell pen and 3 solid postseason starters
>>157308573But the Brewers' rotation and that Cubbies' offense and the Dodgers' Talmudic sorcery and the Rays' Smart Baseball...
>>157308587They're probably a DS or maybe NLCS appearance ceiling but whatever the team was so miserable after the hot start until the week before the trade deadline; just nice to see some good ball again
>>157308601I hear ya. Has Tatis stopped bumming around? Is Machado still a stud with the glove at least? Any fun prospects to keep an eye on?
>>157308550Kek maybe, reminds me of my exgf I used to go to baseball games with, personally.
>>157308649That's awesome man. It would be so sweet if my next gf could be or become a genuine Mets fan. Not like super overload like that one fantasy draft show that used to be on FX but cool enough to follow the team and cheer for em
>>157308587Sewers will roll out the red carpet post season like always
>>157308609>TatisHe's solid this year but he had a power outage until the third week of May. He is still reaching base, playing good defense, being a demon on the bases, etc. He has never looked like the 40 HR threat since the injuries/suspension, but it was really encouraging to see him annihilate a ball pullside since the last batting coach preached an all-fields approach which IMO does not fully suit his strengths (though it's good to see him tamp down on the Ks)>MachadoYeah and the bat isn't as bad as it looks, seems like a weird BABIP year for him because he mostly looks the same as he ever did. Career high K% but also career BB%. I think his game will age relatively well>prospectsLol but Salas turned his prospect freefall around and is doing well, he's a borderline top-10 prospect on most lists holding his own at 20 in AAA. Funny enough, Padres have a legit catching duo for probably the first time under Preller so IDK how they'll navigate that, but I wouldn't expect to see Salas until next year at the earliest
Dbacks sing Zach Littellmeanwhile the doyers are doing nothing to improve their pitching#FriedmanOut
I'm Danish and I'm gay
>>157308666>Dodger Danenice trips tho
>>157308664Good stuff. Thanks for the effortpost. Glad to see you can be excited about your team. Idk how long you've been a fan but I used to love Adrian Gonzalez. That year he hit 40 HR in old PetCo (when it was known as a stadium where hitters went to die) and only got 99 RBIs will always be funny/sad. I really enjoyed the run he had with the Sox, too. He was a phenomenal hitter. GL with your season, brother. Hopefully you get a result you can be content with. And you never know who might catch fire in October (like my Mets in '24)
>>157308666Dodgers should just sign Zach Bigg, that’ll show ‘em.
In just starting to watch baseball and learn about it the last few weeksWhy are the Mariners the only team never to make a world series? :(
>>157308695because having Ken Griffey Jr capture the entire nation for a decade is worth more than a World Series or 2
>>157308695Seattle is a hive of scum and villainy, the little luck the city produces is spent on their futbol americano team
>>157308695/we/ don't cheat at baseball
1/5 of the way to nu btw
>>157308709>>157308703is this true?
>>157308687rofl
>>157308695this video explains it nicely in a tight 220 minutes.
>>157308685Thx man also was a big Agon fan. I remember him hitting a walk off GS against your Mets in 2010 (Adrian's last year before he got shipped to Boston). A fun fact I always tell people is he Adrian never hit a HR after 8 PM at Petco with the Padres (not sure about his Dodgers tenure). He was a lot of fun to watch and was a local guy, sad to see the Padres fumble him. I wish they would reach out to him like they have with some other guys from that era recently like Peavy, but it seems like the ship sorta sailed.Thanks man. I genuinely hope the Mets fire Stearns. I get the need for a rebuild but the dude is fucking up so badly with the ML roster it is comical. I actually have a soft spot for you guys so it bugs me the Mets are struggling so bad. Granted that wasn't so different from the first 6 years of Preller's tenure in SD altho they pivoted from the Kemp/Upton/Kimbrel era pretty quickly when it obviously wasn't working.
>>157308666>>157308687>Rockies sign Zach Justwright
>>157308735>>157308695shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgK56cAjfY
>>157308724Yes, Ken Griffey Jr. generated arguably the biggest and most culturally impactful player-driven craze in modern baseball history. During the 1990s, "The Kid" transcended sports to become a pop-culture icon, making baseball cool for an entire generation through his signature swing, backward cap, and unmatched style.The Culture and Style Craze>The LookMillions of kids across the globe copied his iconic stance, wore their baseball caps backward, and rocked teal Seattle Mariners gear.>EndorsementsHis massive commercial footprint, including the legendary "Griffey in '96" Nike ad campaign, turned him into a mainstream crossover celebrity.>Video GamesHe cemented his digital legacy as the ultimate 90s sports icon by fronting smash-hit titles like Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball on the SNES and N64.How It Compares to Other Eras>The 1998 ChaseWhile the single-season home run chase later driven by Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa drew massive national media frenzy, it was mired in later controversies.>Organic Popularity: Griffey’s craze remained uniquely pure, built on joy, an effortless swing, and a massive youth movement that genuinely revitalized interest in playing and watching baseball.
>>157308740Appreciate it>>157308742Apparently he tried to kill himself because of the haters :(
>>157308738Kek my dinger
>>157308737That's pretty funny about 8pm. Must've been getting close to his bedtime. He didn't do so hot with the Doyers, right?Fuckin Peavy! Haven't heard that name in a minute. I hope the Padres reconnect with Adrian as well. He was a big bat at a tough time for the franchise. Honestly, as you probably have felt with Preller, I don't hate Stearns at all. In fact I largely agree with what he's done and think this year can be chalked up to shit luck. Obviously he gambled with the position swaps and injury histories and chemistry and trusting Senga/Manaea, but I liked what he was trying to do. I like his vision. And I think we have a great farm. Hell, Benge & Ewing & McLean & Scott are all basically rookies and look like 3 WAR will be their basement moving forward. That's incredible success for a single year of call-upsWe'll see where it goes!
>>157308751I think it was pressure from his dad but they're on great terms now
the mlb
>>157308751>>157308777Ken Griffey Sr. in the booth earlier this year was kino. He talked about going to Junior's high school games in Cincy when he could and always seeing him suck, so he thought his kid was a bust.
still baffles me how people are seething at this team losing games. we know the bullpen is shit, we know devers is a bum, we know the roster is made up of prospects now that we sold adames and ramos, what fucking team are they expecting to be out on the field?at least My A's won and ESPN/MLB can shut the fuck up about the red sox for one day
the soccerfags don’t call it the MLS tho…
>>157308805what the hell happened to Devers? he used to be so promosing but now he's just a fat surly clown. what a retard
>>157308766Lol it was the marine layer. This was before they brought in the fences too IIRC. I think he did mostly okay with the Dodgers. They had money to burn and a hole at first base. Certainly was better than Loney.Yeah, Benge specifically caught my eye, and obviously McLean hit the ground running. Good to see Scott come back strong after his first run at the majors. I was kinda buried under schoolwork during the depths of the Padres rebuild under Preller so it was nice to fast forward to Machado and Tatis lol. Hopefully Stearns can improve on the periphery/vet moves. I get there's some run-up when you're doing an organizational overhaul, but I sorta expected better from him after running the show for seven years in Milwaukee. Hopefully it's all worth it soon for you guys.
>>157308813>nowpretty sure boston traded him for that very reason
As a relatively new baseball fan of ~3 years — what a strange sport! I don’t think I’ve seen bottom feeders jump up to contenders down to bottom feeders and back to contenders as often in any other sports league.
SOVL
>>157308805Detoilet fan here. Adames and Devers were giggling yesterday during the blowout. I seethed in your place
>>157308851the new seasons suck ass, but I'll allow it
>>157308820Appreciate it man. Happy to know you're following the club. I recommend taking a look at Ewing as well. He's a little sparkplug and plays a phenomenal CF. We've waited 40 years so what's another season or 5. I'm only 34. I'm pretty sure I'll see a ring in my lifetime lolGL with school/work anon
>>157308859I still haven’t watched it yet cause I worry they made it really lame. I did kinda enjoy that Common Side Effects show though.
>>157308867it's not like unwatchably terrible but the humor is all but gone and the plots and story lines are generic
Haha, can you imagine if they brought like Daria back or something?
>>157308883I'd watch that
>>157308883La La La La LaLa La La La La
Juan Soto. Wateva happinned dare?
I felt nauseous after eating five Famichikis at once
>>157308953you are not japanese
>>157308953is this nippon Zaxbys?
>>157308965Why are you posting children here
>>157308965I don't know much about Zaxby's, so I can't really say.Famichiki is a type of fried chicken that is cheaper than KFC.
>>157308953In recognize this from the koshien ads. Looks yummy.
>Doyers would rather punt the game to the sneks just to keep us out of the wild-card raceEgo knows no bound..... Also GG Astros.
>>157308994I think it's delicious if you only eat one or two
>>157308953That's just a smashed chicken thigh (it tastes great)>>157308996Why didn't Mason Miller prevent that?
>>157309003so why did u eat 5 u fat gaijin
>>157309009It's because I hadn't eaten breakfast and was hungry.I regret it; I feel like I'm going to throw up.
>>157309024may allah protect your throat from your stomach acid, my indonesian friend
>>157309028Drop dead, Muslims
>>157309046are you a kefir
Reddit has baseball discussion
Is there a nickname for a non-shutout Maddux
