We love Mina here because she's smart and knows football.
>>157302393>shepuke
can't trick mina
>>157302393Simp
I don't understand why he would pubicly post this
>>157302401Turn your monitor on
>>157302415Gonna be real this looks fantastic, not so much the weird chiropracter shit, but that apparatus would do things to my spine that I desperately need.
I think it was the most recent Chiefs playoff game. Everyone went after the Bills kicker for missing but on 3rd down Allen passes up a wide open WR underneath to push for the endzone and fails. Personally I dont have any problem with this mindset but the people with endless excuses for Allen and endless fault for his teammates literally cannot fathom how Allen played a part in costing them that game.
>>157302415that's AI dumbass
Bills "fans" stumble over themselves to insult the other 52 players on the team to glorify Allen. The Bills have always had a good defense, and often had a GREAT defense. The Bills have the rushing leader and have had a good run game since Cooks got there. The Bills have great TE's. The Bills have had decent WRs. Allen has had the ball in his hands with the chance to win the game for the past 3 years and failed to deliver.
>>157302427it looks like it would feel good, but it costs $10,000. the again, I'd be concerned to go to a place that charged like $500 because that swing looks like a good way to fuck you up if that mess up
>>157302415didn't know he was into medeival torturemiami really mindbroke him
>>157302420>more than halfway to 2027>monitorlol ok gramps
>>157302444>miami really mindbroke himpretty sure it was his brain slamming into his skull hundreds of times that did that
You are willfully participating in another Mina Kimes advertisement, you should all be killed and your subhuman opinions are worthless. I hate all of you.
I can't wait for dart to get concussed
>>157302415This isn't even Tua
>>157302466I just think shes cute, simple as
>>157302489>>157302489Real jenny
Well at least we know that the Cards aren't going 0-17 now.
>>157302507stop splitting threads
>>157302466Who raped you?
BOMINDER: every time you shop at Walmart you are supporting MY Denver Broncos
>>157302548Good thing I haven't bought anything from there in a decade
>>157302548I shop at WinCo and Fred Meyer.
>>157302548I unironically like a lot of Great Value items. I also really like their in store cheesecake.
>>157302507Based>>157302514I would kill you, easilyAll opinions posted in this thread are subhuman.
I have more respect for QBs like Brady and Brees who didn't have any elite physical traits but worked their ass off to know the game at an incredibly high level and improve their mechanics.
Why can't Burrow play under Center?He doesn't like it, but as a professional NFL QB you need to know how to play every aspect of your position...
>>157302625lmao
play every aspect of this bussy
>>157302620>Lamar in the top rightand again we know that the only people who dislike Lamar are racists, he is a better thrower of the football than Burrow and the more complete QB
>>157302620He has a very aggressive playstyle that excels when everything is spread open for him. He also has a limp dicked retarded playcaller as his HC who is going to let Joe do whatever he wants because hed be out of the league otherwise.
spread this bussy open
>>157302637>>157302653/mlb/ here. what is bussy?
mendozie x jenny live sex celebration
>>157302582Yep. Lots of shit cheaper than you can find on amazon
>>157302666A type of anal ytics like balls and slugging
>>157302444>>157302451Seen this exact exchange several times already in the past couple weeks
>>157302746>anon discovers that generals have multiple anons that regularly browse and post and sometimes repost stuffand santa claus ain't real either, kiddo
Commanders status?
>>157302768>the same exact comment reply and second order comment replyThat’s not what typically gets reposted in generals. You are 19 and your skin is brown.
>>157302792>>157302746No different than the kids making the same joke in youtube comment sections over and over, low IQ people get a dopamine hit from posting the same words
>>157302792>You are 19 and your skin is brown.Many unfortunate cases
>>157302789annoying as usual
its called ritualposting you fecaloid summerfags
lions winning it all
>>157302792so you're the one spazzing out about the webm spammer
I dont think thats how you spell that
Teddy Two Gloves retiring
lol
>>157302792I'm 36 and of fair skin.
Jared Verse was the biggest loser of the off-season
>>157302931KEKEK
>>157302912For a 3rd time?
Nice simp thread hahahahahahaha fucking larping ass American dudesBeep Boop I must play zee role
who the FUCK buys division champion merch?
Top 5 passing attack and that's on baby
I don’t think Billsfags have contemplated the chicken or the egg conundrum where their WR room is shit because their honorary black qb doesn’t know how to throw the ball
>>157302437>webm senor hates the billskek
>>157303106i bet its common in the jesterguild
Is Baker Mayfield in the closet? He acts kinda gay and I say that as a gay man.
>>157303126maybe. he cheated on his wife and then went full christfag, so he's probably hiding something
>I'm 36 and of fair skin.
If you don't have AIDS, you don't belong in our fandom.
do you think caleb lusts after BWC like black women do
>>157303147Caleb is a top and he can get any bussy he wants
>>157303147Caleb definitely looks like he's into white guys. Possibly dabbles with spics too. He leaves the black guys for his beard girlfriend
>caleb is a top
>>157303159this one?
>>157303147>>157303159>>157303161delete this shit
>>157303167She was probably with Josh Jacobs the entire time.
>>157303170>nooo stop mocking my homosexual black qb who takes cocks in his asshole
Caleb Williams wants guys to send him DMs of them jizzing on his Madden cover.
Yall all gay as hell
>>157303157>>157303161sigh. very few people are exclusively a top or bottom
>>157303176Caleb is a giver, not a receiver.
when will the faggots stop posting their fantasies here
rawr :3
>>157303202No
>>157303202We don't kink shame in this general
gayleb is a DEI humilation hire because the black president of the bears hates white people
>>157303205He looks like he's fighting the gay urges
>>157302393my child is in there
>>157303205>meet your match on grindr
Gayleb be tiptoeing out of guy's homes the way he tiptoe around the pocket kek
what you gonna do when the bussy patrol rolls up on you?
>>157303216Sounds based
>>157303268where is it that guys cruise around looking for bussy to pound? asking so i can avoid the area
>>1573032682 homos
gayleb gets his bussy pounded
>>157303278GODleb has done wonders for the city of Chicago
>>157303283Source?
>>157303287me, i pounded his bussy last night
>>157303287he's clearly a bottomrodgers is a top
>>157303292Rome...
>>157303287I imagine it every night before sleep
you people act like you've never had a prostate orgasm before
>>157303268Caleb was meant to be a housewife.
you people have ruined Sundays
>>157303296You don’t know ball, it’s actually clearly the opposite
>>157303296>rodgers is a topnot when his husband is like twice as big as him
your qb takes cocks in his asshole and this makes you angry
>>157303328So what?
>>157303309Caleb would turn anyone ITT into his housewife
What do we think of this?
>>157303268Why blacks hang out shirtless with each other?
>>157303328yes, I'm angry it's not my greedy little asshole getting all those juicy cocks
>>157303342I'm excited for it.>>157303328nuh uh he got married to a girl in the offseason
>>157303343Bottom right corner
>>157303342aeiou
>>157303328His kid does look suspiciously white...
>>157303328Eaglebros, how do we respond to this one?
>>157303328allenbros... hes got us dead to rights....
I have 0 hoes coming through
>>157303524I'm sure you being fat and ugly doesn't help either.
>>157303531Damn nigga, I'm already dead.
>>157303524don't feel too bad. brady is rich, famous, and has a fucking yacht and still has no bitches
Bros...the season hasn't even started.WTF will happen next
>>157303569We move Coleman to LT like we did in 2024 fake fan ass nigga
>>157303562Rich people are so boring
>>157303578Seething and coping kekyfunny!!
>>157303562Tom Brady comes off as very weird and psychopathic.
>>157303292I remember you. I wasn't happy taking your sloppy seconds.
>>157303569You're going to find out how overrated Dan Quinn is as a head coach. Have fun.
>>157303594He has definitely murdered a few prostitutes
>>157303562>I'm on my way to return some videotapes
I haven't watched preseason in years but I recall there being many more games around the HoF game
>>157303619>Quinn gets fired>Cammondos will then take 3 years to find out how overrated Mike Tomlin is as a head coach
Joe Bussy
>>157302447you bragging you can't afford a PC?
Hows my top 10 qb list, r/sp/?1.Mahomes 2.Burrow 3.Allen 4.Jackson5.Stafford 6.Hurts 7.Purdy8.Maye9.Goff10.Love
>>157303268what car is this?
>>157302393You love her because you can't get laid
AllenMahomesLamarStaffordBurrowHerbertMayeDakGoffDarnold
just remembered this. lmao
>>157303205Did he fuck ol' Velveeta teeth after the pic?
>>157303753Porsche Taycan GTS
>>157303790rent free, casper
>>157303790Can't wait until this number is 32
>>157303343A: Because they have pubic hair on their heads
>>157303799Not an argument
>>157303825What gay porno movie was this?
>>157303343Bros in general do that. Sorry that nobody likes you.
>>157303578How long will Larry be out for??
>>157303769>Dak
>>157303919>Homos in general do that.fty
>>157303790>not pictured
who /burrs/ here
joe burrow is not a top 10 qbthis is pathetic and transparent
>>157303975I thought Burrow was suppose to have aura and here is is copying Herbert
>>15730397580% of Burrow's perception of being this can't miss badass NFL QB comes from a picture of him smoking a cigar after winning the national championship at LSU.
>>157304001plus having maybe the best college season of any qb ever
It's time for gay hairy sex
>>157304001pretty much this as long as you didn't watch any of the games of the season prior to that moment
>>157304028My Tigies were shitting on everyone that year
>>157302393Do you guys think my falcons have a chance at the #1 overall pick?Keep in mind we have a qb competition between Tua and Mike Penis and our best pass rusher tore his acl a few days ago
>>157304048yes, him, jefferson and chase were insane dabbing on college kids
>>157303975This girl is kind of ugly>>157304059No shot. They’re primed to stay in 7-10th hell
>>157304059I actually don't think Penix was that bad from what I saw from him
is it auraless to get veneers?
>>157303761>>157303919Stop
how did Tomlin do it?
>>157303699Sad!
>>157303761I do get laid, my grandma sleeps down the hall.
>>157304089not if you get VITA 0M1
>>157304067>girl
>>157304102The Steelers are such an archaic and backwards team. I hope they lose every game because they're just frustrating.
>>157304112There's a hallway in your parents basement?
>>157304149I wish they kept me in the basement. I live in a hidden underground cavern a mile away from their house.
>this is the top high school QB prospect who just committed to ohio statehow long before every team has a black dual threat QB as their starter?
>>157304112Her strap on is pretty big huh?
>>157304160It's been trending that way for a while. People want QBs that aren't statues. Even primarily pocket passers now have mobility. Goff and Stafford are the rare exception nowadays.
>>157304069PFF had him 38th of 43 qualifying QBs last yearThe Athletic ranking by GMs and coaches has him 32nd of 35 qbs, in front of only shedeur, nine, and BrissettHe is widely disliked by both nerds and jocks
>>157304160It looks more white than black tho.also>practice throwskek
>>157304189Oh damn
>>157303925At least a few months, possibly the whole season
>>157303925Tunsil's season might as well be over
>>157303925>career ending pregnancylol
>>157303770the lafleurs about to run this league btw
Holy fuck the Lions are contenders now
>>157304294...contenders for KWAB of the Year award.
Mike McDaniel sounds like he's high 24/7
>>157304160it's tOSU, they just need a guy with a long ball that isn't a statue
>>157304160>Ohio State quarterbacks
>>157304355CJ Stroud is pretty good
>>157304374
>>157304291in madden, maybe
>>157304374he's been shit since his rookie season
>>157304307But enough about me
>>157304374balls deep in the slump. he and fields had trouble with the wr room downgrade when you hit the league, you can't just memechuck and let them fetch
>>157304374i'm still a believer, but this is the last year i will believe
Post throws
what went wrong?
>>157304432I'm hoping you livestream your impending suicide here during week 17 of the NFL football season.
>>157304482That's just how it is for a lot of great players. Getting to the Super Bowl is extremely hard.
>>157304391>>157304405>>157304407>>157304426hes overhated bc of that playoff game. his regular season stats were comparable to darnold
>>157304482ring chasers get the rope
>>157304374Stroud is unironically one of the few pocket passers left
>>157304511>he never got a ring not a HoFerkys
>>157303562There’s a chick driving the boat. Maybe he’s hosing down his pilot.
>>157304470>Stroud fucking su-*bombs u*
>Stroud fucking suckscorrect
raising a family of five with mina kimes
>>157304470
>>157304544Wow, he can hit a wide open receiver?
>>157304508I watched every texans game and he was extremely frustrating last year. i know the talent is there. but people put too much hate on him after two great years and then one bad one
Were they right?
>>157304580>black qbs
>>157304580Why the fuck do you even care homo?
>>157304567>two great yearsWhat was the second 'great' year?
>>157304563
shitting on Mina Kimes head
>>157304580Is the list in reverse order?Dart is the best looking qb in the leagueNo homo ofc
I need my team to be good this year.
>>157304616You're a freaky ass nigga
>>157304609My falcons :(
Most QBs in the league are still pocket passers, pure statues don't exist anymore because college offenses don't facilitate that style of play and in the NFL most teams try to skimp out on paying their o-line as much as they can
>>157304598he led them to the divisional round before getting reffed to death against mahomes
>>157304647>reffed to death against mahomesNo, the Texans were just the inferior team. What people call getting reffed to death is really just a lack of composure and situational awareness in critical moments of high profile games. That's what separates the men from the boys in this league and fanbases just can't handle the truth.
reminder the rams won the /nfl/bowl
>>157304667>t. didn't actually watch the game
>>157304667>two defensive players crash into each other to avoid Mahomes>get a RTP penalty on a critical third downThere was another RTP penalty right before this where a defender gently hugs Mahomes and also gets flagged for it
>>157304708I did watch it, just like I've watched every Chiefs game with Mahomes in it. Teams become mental midgets in crunchtime and commit stupid mistakes because they feel the pressure and get shook. Fans will whine and say the refs are helping the Chiefs after their retarded defensive end commits a roughing the passer clear as day. Cry more, hoe ass nigga.
>>157304618>Dart is the best looking qb in the leagueyou're a fucking retard and I hope you cross paths with an alligator
>>157304742this is a website for white people
>>157304718>posts a webm of both defenders clearly making a beeline for Mahomes' head>NOOOOO THIS IS BULLSHITWeird how the rules suddenly should be ignored when they're broken against the Chiefs. You can't be anymore of a baby.
>WAAAAAHHHH! WHY ARE THE REFS ENFORCING THE RULES? MY SHITTY TEAM SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAK EVERY RULE WHEN THEY PLAY THE CHIEFS! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN WIN!
>>157304769We're on 4chan though
So had Tua or Penix won the QB battle?
>>157304580I'm surprised Love got #7
>>157304907Arent they both injured?
>>157304834People like you should unironically be lined up against a wall and shot.
What should I get for supper?
>>157304915Lol you're right I forgot they had Cooper Rush
>>157304937>little bitch can't handle the truth and starts having impotent power fantasies about shooting peopleYou're fragile and bitchmade, just like the dogshit team you root for.
>>157304947Salmon with salad
>>157304965The only reason for the wall is so the bullet doesn't hit any innocent bystanders after it passes through your worthless meat and bone.
>>157304186>People want QBs that aren't statues.literally no one asked for this.
>>157304979
>>157304834>>157304965And you cry about the global rise of antisemitism, you are running out of places to hide.
If your QB can't scramble he's an outdated fraud
>>157304998I did.
big year ahead for the bucs.
>>157305009>WAAAAAHHHH! JEWS!Chiefs haters recycle the same 3 dialogue choices. They have no ability to think or formulate their own thoughts.
>>157304998the game asked for this because they put every giga nigga on the d-line and limited practice time has stunted o-linemen
I am learning about NFL history.Vince Lombardi integrated a bunch of black players into Green Bay because he had dealt with racism growing up as a darker skinned Italian.
>>157304580Obviously not as bo isnt #1
>>157305095And you could pay them like a quarter of what the white players were making
I went to high school with Kyle Shanahan and was in AP math classes with his sister Crystal when his dad was coaching the Broncos. Cherry Creek High School smoked everyone in the state easily.
>>157305056Loading another 2-7 at the second half of the season
>>157304160You say this like Ohio State hasn't had black QBs for the last 20 years
KYLE SHANAHAN JUST DROVE DRUNK AGAIN
It's up
I don't even remember who the Bills (or anyone else for that matter) hired as their new head coachLast season kind of sucked desu, the Seahawks were boring winners and the Patriots were the most undeserving super bowl participants I'd ever seen
>>157304998There's way more quality dlinemen then there are olinemen
>>157305132Not gonna lie, their recent streak of white QBs has weirded me out. It just doesn't feel right.
>>157305148>the Patriots were the most undeserving super bowl participants I'd ever seen2024 Chiefs was the fakest 1st seed 15 win team I've ever seen in my life, Pats at least played well in the regular season even if it was mostly against shitters.
The New York Jets are an underdog team yet nobody likes them.Usually people root for the underdog but people enjoy seeing the Jets suffer. Most interesting.
>>157305176>2024 Chiefs was the fakest 1st seed 15 win team I've ever seen in my lifeThey had a much harder schedule and Mahomes was way better in the playoffs than Drake Maye.
>>157305184Same reason people enjoy seeing the Browns suck every year. It's because they deserve it
>>157304194>It looks more white than black tho.modern america, everybody
>webm schizo meltie past few days>now statmutt meltiekek
>>157305184Everybody hates Woody
>>157305230He's European tho
>>157304160Very pretty ball
>>157304102>PowerfulIs this... for real?
>>157305213I only saw people really turn on the Browns when they got the massage rapist.
>>157305262for practice yeah
>>157305285Not the 1-31?
>>157305213That's a fairly small number of picks for an average-ran franchise, I'd say?
>>157304001His glass bones aside, this is selling him short. I say this as someone that loves a good Bengals loss.
Just fucking nvked the work toilet pure bubbly stomach liquid diarrhea
>>157305380I took a mean Baltimore Ravens earlier today too
>work
New Bills stadium is a shit hole kek
>>157305122
>>157303769>Herbert > Darnold Why?
>>157305478>BrionWtf
>>157305411So are the new uniforms
>>157305478kek
>>157304001The other 20% is him winning his conference infinitely more times than Lamar, Herbert, and Allen ever will.
>>157305478>Calvin Klein t-shirtno wonder the nanners can't win a super bowl.
>>157305478which one is kyle
>>157305508Ewwwww I hope these aren't going to be worn often
>>157304189Most GMs and Coaches are definitely not jocks. And certainly not the ones who would gossip on an anonymous survey.
>>157305530fuck your stupid
>>157305528Good at least he has that.
>>157305535Non-whites will never know.
Pure BRAAAAAAAP nvke doesn't get stinkier than this
>>157305508based Arena League team
>>157305549...with Shanahan
>>157305050Plenty of time left
>>157305535What the hell is he doing with that mustache
>>157305095At that point in the league it was common practice to integrate black players into your team. The only team that didnt was the Redskins owner who was literally 4chan incarnate and his team went from being one of the cornerstones of the league to a laughable joke of a franchise.
>>157305145>Below the Bills What's going to be the excuse when they win the division Allenbros???
>>157305148Is it better to btfo the shitters on your schedule or to play basically the same schedule and lose to the shitters your divisional rival btfo like the Bills
>>157305478His sister was cute and really nice. Mathematician brainiac. I am sure she is very rich.
>>157305508Why do they have a Canadian flag in the stadium?
>>157305683Buffalo is spiritually Canadian
>>157305650aww she married high school chad and got stuck living a middle class life in Aurora Colorado, shame, she was brilliant.
>>157305683That's AI
>>157305478>Ben Shapiro's loser older brother Mikekek
>it was the tesla's fault!kwab
>>157305746The substation interfered with the Tesla’s auto drive
>>157305733Fat ben, uncanny.
>[BREAKING] 49ers to restore Brandon Aiyuk to the active roster. Head Coach Kyle Shanahan quoted as saying "We ain't got no other motherfuckers to catch the ball! Fuck you want me to do?"Does this make the 9ers contenders?
>>157305746He should have died for buying an Elon Musk car in the first place.
>>157305756They are probably related, that's the son of the most infamous ambulance chaser in colorado.
>>157305769The league ain't ready for da belt
>>157305650Wood berry
>>157304160
>>157304759Does this hurt?
>>157305866Nah, your leg gets ripped off before you even realize it's gone. Probably does later if you aren't dead from blood loss.
>>157305882shattering a bone, especially a leg bone is unbelievably painful
>>157305746Thats no excuse though. You cant just zone out and not pay attention while your muskmobile drives itself
>>157305896You don't feel anything until after the fact, adrenaline and being trashed around keeps your brain in a fight or flight mode, it's why people could go to battle against swords and spears, the pain begins when the adrenaline wears off.
>>157305917Oh thanks for letting me know. Ive personally felt this, but its good to know it actually didnt hurt at all until after the fact.
I'm having a chuckle about teams that have never won the Owl
>>157305917bullshit. i broke several toes and it immediately hurt
>>157305946Well you probably didn't have adrenaline pumping and just accidentally broke your leg because you are a fragile pussy, usually you go into shock over a broken limb as a survival machanism before you succumb to being eaten alive.
Has Christian McCaffrey gotten hurt yet
>>157305972Again, you didn't have any adrenaline pumping through your veins, you were just a klutz and it's punishment for being stupid.
>>157305650I would wife her but she's probably 60 years old now.
>>157305478based
>>157305981Yea i plonked his bussy. His return (and sexuality) is questionable
>>157305478Based Kyle was a dorky looking cunt in high school just like me, except I was wearing Loony Toons t-shirts
>>157305980Yeah I must've forgot to buy more adrenaline. Thanks doc.
Just took a shotgun blast to the chest. Luckily thanks to adrenaline I didnt feel a fuckin thing!
>>157306051You should have asked your brain to release it, but it thought you were a retard and needed to learn to not be retarded. Get into a fist fight with another man and you won't feel much pain until after the other girl has left.
>>157306078I guarantee you havent even entertained the idea of a fist fight your entire life, pussy
>>157306071You wouldn't, youd just be in a panic because your blood and guts are spilled all over the place and you know that you are going to die, or more realistically you have immediately lost so much blood pressure that you go unconcious because your brain isn't getting any oxygen. It would feel like feinting into a sleep you never wake up from
You'd feel it lol
you'd feel this bussy lol
>>157306071This but I was wearing a soft vest and plates.
>>157306107I got into a fist fight at the bar two weeks ago, and will probably again next weekend.
>>157306138Bet you lost pussy.
I got fisted at the bar two weeks ago, and will probably again next weekend.
come on, substation. take out CMC
>herbie says subway is the best >decide to go order a sub>searching for coupons >come across this vidfuck you, justin
>>157306311Safeway unironically makes greats subs, chinese food, and fried chicken, at least the one near me does.
>>157306311Which Pita Pit is this? I have a sneaking suspicion...
>>157306311this video is older than half the people ITT
>>157306330I might be biased I was leaving when the deli girl got off her shift and she invited me to hang out at her place, she made some fruity alcohol beverages and we listened to 90's music and started boning when her roomate came in while we were 69ing and ran me off. Im gonna try again but I think Ill kill her roomate first.
>>157306311I'll take two
>>157303701Thats not nearly fast enough. No wonder booty busters are able to get to him so easily.
>>157306371rookie mistake if you werent in her bedroom, if you were fucking in the shared space she has a reason to be pissed off, I would be pissed too if I came home and my roomate was fucking in the living room.
>>157306400Eh I suppose you are correct, still she overreacted and is lucky I am not a nigger. All night I fantasized about giving her a right hook into her fat jaw.
>>157304998The league did when they told everyone on the defense you can't hit the QB>too high>too low>too hard>in a way that ends with you landing on top of him>0.00001 seconds after he passes>0.00001 seconds into his slide which he can start any time he wishes>if he is within 10 feet of going out of bounds>if you graze his helmet with the tip of your fingerWith all the bullshit rules surrounding hitting the QB, it's hard to even call quarterbacks football players any more. They're treated with the kids gloves, so it's no wonder guys are more mobile nowadays.Most guys were statues with big arms way back because you had to. Because if you ran into the open field, you'd get your head taken off. Lamar Jackson has had his injury problems playing in today's league, if he was playing in 2002 he'd have a shelf life of a season and a half. It's why scramblers/running QBs like Tarkenton, Vick, and Young were few and far between.In today's league you HAVE to be mobile unless you're an elite veteran like Stafford or I guess Rodgers though in Rodgers' case he's just coasting of his name, with some organizations dumb enough to pay him.
>>157306428kek she woulda dropped you, I can tell because you left instead of taking the girl to her bedroom and making loud fucking noises to piss the roomate off.
>>157305535
He's losing in the Wild Card round again
>>157306440Fuck you, you are right. Goddammit
>>157304160Good footwork. His base is better than 99% of all other QBs that the CFB has been "Producing" in the last 5 years
>>157306463If you get another chance, go bang her the fuck out as loud as you can while you know the roommate is there. Gotta re-assert your dominance, big fella.
>>157306463Live and learn, be aware of your surroundings and adjust your strategy. Don't blame the roomate or the girl, you should have known better.
>>157304580uhhh, no.
>>157306440>>157306494This, I am an old man. I get taken to a woman my ages home for sex only to realize that she is married and wants to get caught. That's why jews invented cheap hotels
>>157306528I recommend young dudes with a cougar fetish heed this warning, old women are devious and have a lot of experience destroying men, and older men will kill you.
FUCK THE EAGLES
I need an /nfl/ related name for this webm
Kyle Shanahan is the Wes Welker of Head Coaches (3 runner up rings) keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek stinky
>>157306567Srirachi is a HoF coach taking that team to two owl wins with Jalen Hurts
>>157306577>I need attentionfuck off
>>157306567eat shit buddy
>>157305213>PicInsane. There is no way thats correct.
>>157306586It's either this or I show up to your house.
I should have killed kiwi when I had the chance. I had him dead to rights, I could have shot him or beat him over the head with a rock. I might post pics that I took on my vacation.
>>157306560>milf lets you fuck her just to enrage her husband in hopes that he kills youJesus Christ this is some primal shit. Trying to get you to fight to the death so she can continue to fuck the winner.
>>157306578He only got to the bowl twice as a head coach.
>>157306597There is a reason why women never had rights until a hundred years ago.
>>157306596he needs a hug not violence
>>157306438man shut the fuck up if you want bountygate then that's the football you're going to get. might as well get rid of the football and just have all the niggers out there killing each other for entertainment
>>157306578Shanahan is the 2020s version of Andy Reid except he also has to battle the substation
>>157306588>dorian thompson-robinson>shedoodoo sanders>dillon gabriel>taylen green>three firsts, a third, and two fourths to Houston for Deshaun>an extra sixth to move up for shedoodoo
>>157306621I already had a vacation planned out, I just wanted to know how easy he would be to find. And it was so easy. Faggots eyes never leave his phone, he is addicted
>>157306636he loves this kind of attention fwiw
>>157306577>Caleb Williams subtly signaling teammates in the locker room.
>>157306622you say that like it's a bad idea
>>157306597Luckily there are plenty of single moms with nigger children out there for the zoomers. You should still carry a gun.
>>157304048>My TigiesDo you live in that shithole of a state they call Louisiana?
>>157306567Oh he mad
I'm mad, but not at the Eagles even though filthydelphia is a subhuman city, Im mad that Rogwr Jewdell let the refs carry the Chiefs for a decade and that sports media pretends that Mahomes is a great qb
>>157305213Eventually one of those picks will hit… right……….?
>>157306636*diarrhea squirts in your mouth*UH OH TASTY
>>157306674Yea
>>157306694How is Luke Altmyer looking is Lions camp?
>>157306685Calm down Tom, your records are safe.
>>157306690see>>157306632it don't look too promising for them
>>157306699Prayers for you anon. Such a godforsaken, hot, musty, stinky, idiot ridden shit hole.
>>157306704You niggers are just reddit but even dumber, I have been posting here for decades, kiss my rings faggot
>>157306721whoa whoa whoa who ruffled your bussy, anon?
>>157306685>IT'S DA REFSOnce again, it's not the refs, it's teams not having the composure to execute and play smart football in crunchtime because they're shook and intimidated by the Chiefs. The reason (You) blame the refs is because you personally don't like the Chiefs and are just looking for any excuse to attempt to erode their credibility and greatness. If (You) want to blame someone, blame the dogwater teams that have been unable to step up to the plate and do what it takes to come away with a W.
Brady is posting here, I read his posts in his whiny gay voice and can confirm it is him, he also sucks at pool. Like really bad at pool.
>>157306711No need for prayers, I have plenty of swamp rats and alligators to fuck.
>>157306736Fuck you too Julian
>>157306747Does this mean I am not invited on your yacht with the twinks?
>>157306528Married woman are unironically the easiest to bang because most of them are married to dumbasses who are all about "happy wife, happy life" and they give up all their power to them so woman lose desire and respect for them. Reminder: A woman never truly loves YOU, she's loves the way you make her feel. If you are in a relationship and your misses is just "never in the mood" it's not because her libido is low, it's because her libido is low when it comes to YOU. It's your dumbass fault.>she is married and wants to get caught.Yeah they want excitement. They love risky shit like that or at least calling her husband/boyfriend while you're fucking her
who was in the wrong
>>157306769Women love shitheadsT. Shithead with a nice pp
>>157306763Nobody is allowed on the yacht, it's me time to reflect on me carrying your ass to super bowls.
>>157306779I love ya man
>>157306703100/100 70 tuddies zero interceptions and anyone who says otherwise is clearly have a Luke induced melty
>>157302393>pregnant>pants unbuttonedpumping
>>157306793>>157306703this dude was low key exciting at Illinois I hope he shines
>open NFL thread>niggers talking about relationships with women
>>157306792You are a clingy bitch, but you put in the work. You'll be in the hall of fame eventually, I'll probably be dead by then but you'll make it.
>>157306800I honestly expected more out of him last season. He shitted the bed hard against Indiana and OSU like to the point he couldn't even get a pass off. Still had some nice performances like the Duke game and the win against Tennessee in the faggot cornflakes Israel bowl o algo. He definitely needs to get in that VR training setup teams have and work on identifying pressure and internal clock. His arm and mobility has potential for sure
Are Brady and Edelman having gay sex in my /nfl/? This is a mina kimes jenny even though I think she is ugly and retarded
emmit smith is not in the top 5 of best RBs
>>157306836who you putting ahead?
>>157306836Then whom is?
>>157306834PR stunt because we are the movers and shakers of internet culture, they didn't invite gronk because he can't spell>>157306836
>>157306840>>157306841barry sanderswalter paytonjim brownladainian tomlinsonAP or the bus, haven't decided on the 5thsmith ran behind a monster line his entire career
Why do I see people saying the Dolphins are going 2-15?Malik Willis isn't that bad
>>157306851>we are the movers and shakers of internet cultureWhat a sad state of affairs, I wouldn't hire any of these retards for a fast food job.
>>157306622There's a happy medium between "I want broken spines and blood for the blood god" and "You grazed his helmet with the tip of your pinky finger, 15 yards, automatic first down, ejected from the game, suspended for 6 games, and fined $250,000".
>>157306841Career yards is a stat of longevity. Not a stat of talent.
>>157306852Bettis for sure, the entire late 80's early 90's Oline that put Roger Craig in the hall, also Tom Rathman should be in, but they don't like fullbacks.
>>157306869If longevity isn't a talent, why doesn't everyone play for a long time?
>>157306866Name 5 other Dolphins
>>157306883You are going to summon the Tom Rathman schizo and that is based because I agree.
>>157306852He was still getting 1000 yds+ per season long after Jerry burned the team to the ground>>157306869most important ability is availability
>>157306868you're not living in reality if you think you can have that consistently, that is why bountygate happened. these mfs are so competitive they will do anything to skirt the rules or try to get away with shit and push the boundaries
>>157306770Cortland "kwab" Finnegan deserved it
>>157306866He's started a grand total of 6 games entering his 5th year in the league. I don't think he's bad, but with so little seen of him it's hard to think he's anything at all. His most recent game was undeniably great, don't get me wrong, but it's literally 1 game 1 day on a much better team than the Dolphins. They've also got an absolutely brutal schedule where they have to face the Bills and Patriots twice a year each, the entire NFCN, AFCW, and then the Colts, Bengals, and Vikings. 2-15 is maybe a tad pessimistic, but I'd be stunned if they had 5 wins.
YOOOO WHY AREN'T WE WATCHING THE EDP445 DOCUMENTARYPREMIERE HAPPENING NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqYIVKfV-U
>>157306905The Tom Rathman schizo is Tom Rathman. If every team had Tom Rathman at fullback it would be a much more entertaining league. Modern NFL is pussy as fuck.
>>157306940I don't care about fat iggles niggers sorry
>>157305866It would be extremely painful
>>157306924And you must not know a single thing about football if you can't tell the difference between a routine tackle and a targeted hit for the sole purpose of injuring someone. I'm not saying gut the rules, anything goes, drop people on their necks. I'm saying lighten the fuck up on this ridiculous bullshit. If a finger grazes a helmet, let it go. If a defender leads with his shoulder and just happens to hit someone hard, let it go. If a defender leads with his head, targets the head, and hits the head then sure, throw the flag.All I know is I know the difference between what is and isn't "unnecessary roughness", and the league, in their efforts to appear "safe", are letting these QBs get away with murder.First of all, why are you able to pump fake as a QB? When you pass the ball, you are afforded exorbitant protections so that after you throw it, you cannot be hit. This in my mind is no different than faking a slide. Even if someone is coming from the side, so he has no hope of deflecting the ball, when the QB pump fakes he is required to stop because if the QB throws it and he hits him *slightly* too late (which is always subjective mind you), it's 15 yards.
>>157306896EightchanLarry csonkaRicky watersMarinoUhhhh uh uh ryan tannehill
I wasn't alive for Tom Rathman but it sounds like he was based.
>>157306966Oops I meant Ricky Williams
Division winners you heard it here first:PatsBengalsColtsBroncosLionsBucsEaglesRams
>>157306969He was so based, he was an extra olineman that could run the pass and catch passes. He ran over defenders and put the hurt on them, without Rathman the niners only have 3 owls. He was a machine that ran toward defenders to fuck them up, a man's man.
>>157302393These Mina cunt posters need to be shut down. It's probably just some intern spamming the board with chink shit.
>>157306940I've been an eagles fan for my whole life and I've never watched a single one of this freak's videos
>>157306988That sounds based af
Tom Rathman had a horse cock.
I have no clue who Tim Ruthmon is
>>157306984I think the Bills take the division, the Pats have a tougher schedule this yearAlso I don't think the Colts rebound. They're broken. You're right to recognize the Jags are a little overrated right now but they're still better.The Broncos are ass and have a tough schedule. The division is lowkey kind of bad but I think the Chargers will do enough to win the division before crashing out (though they also have a tough schedule).The Bucs suck, but sure, I guess someone has to win the division.
>>157306988Loved him on my Raidies, he fucked up Ronnie Lott badly and is the reason post-prime Jerry Rice still put up numbers past his prime. A complete football player in and out.
kek all of this because a troll said Tom Rathman to test if the Rathman poster was still alive.
>>157306965no you're not living in reality you fucking retard. this is a contact sport, unless you outright ban weight lifting and only allow fucking cardio exercises for athletes it will always be extremely dangerous when you have dudes that can pump half a ton of weight and run 4.5 40's. do you think that dude is thinking if he tackles a shrimpy QB if he violently throws his whole weight into him if it will be the same result as throwing himself head first into a fucking boulder? no, the larger heavier force is going to win out and the QB is going to act as a fucking pillow for his landing. over half the league is niggers or spiritual niggers, kirko chainz cousins and maxx crosby were just getting at it in fucking training camp. theres a reason why football players are called meatheads
>>157307078Tom Rathman is the ultimate football player, I don't care that he didn't put up stats just watching him play and hearing the crack when he hit someone and put em out for the game was great. He carried Ronnie Lott 20 yards and spent the entire game hitting fucking Ronnie Lott hard
Tom Brady the GOAT? lol okay cazzie you clearly never watched James "Potato Nigger" O'Murphy dominate the 1930s
>>157302562Extremely based PNWchad
>>157302647Under center = throwing to AndrewsNFL QBs throw to TEs at a high clip when under center
I love that the Tom Rathman guy is still alive, I figured he got killed chasing oncoming traffic.
who the fuck is tom rathman
>>157307126Not yet :)
>>157302620>the desolate hovel of Tony RichardsonOH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Tom Rathmon removed one of his ribs where he could suck his own penis. True story.
>>157307131The meanist pitbull of a man that played for the 49ers during their dynasty
>>157307131Some old unc ahh dusty crusty ahh boomer fullback blocking ahh 2x Superbowl winning ahh diddy blud
I desperately need Jordyn Tyson and Chris Olave to stay healthy because literally who the fuck was Shough throwing it to at the end of the season?
>>157307136forgot he was even still in the league
>>157307143That was actually me.
>>157307020Ok how you know?
Islam's resume is really unimpressive how do you have 16 straight wins and only fought 2 good fighters lol and of the 2 one was smaller than you and the other is a striker.Oliveira and armong are not good fighters btw
>>157307176Your mom told me.
>>157307190I hate Foster Moreau
>>157307201>So overwhelmed with emotion that he cries tears of joy because he gets to play with GODlerThis is so touching.
>>157307179His resume isn't entirely his fault. He was supposed to fight Oliveira twice but Oliveira pulled out of the rematch with injury (replaced by 2nd Volk fight) and he was supposed to fight Arman Tsarukyan twice but he pulled out of the rematch the day before with a back injury (replaced by Moicano)Having said that i actually hope Ian Garry Machado cooks him it'd be good to have a non Dagestani welterweight champ. It's such a strong division rn and it pisses me off when champs only fight twice a year like Islam does
>>157303825nah these niggas zesty as hell!
What are the seating arrangements inside team planes like?Do they all have the same amount of legroomDo the coaches get better seats than the quarterback
>>157307159None other than 49ers legends Ronnie Bell and Dante Pettis
I forgot that House of The Dragon's season finale is coming on
>>157306456Im one of the biggest Herbert critics out there and I dont see a problem with this. This was likely during a cool down period and hes recently engaged, its just cute. If anything it will help him relax before the next set of drills. I dont understand how he gets more shit for this rather than playing like garbage in the post season if he even manages to make it in the first place. Why does this get everyones ire but when he chokes a winnable playoff game hes not to blame whatsoever?
>>157307245I swear Dante Pettis hasn't been relevant since 2018. How the hell is he still in the league?
>taints fans really are this delusional...
>>157307250>I dont see a problem with thisTHIS ISN'T FOOTBALL THIS IS KISSY-POOPractice is like 3 hours a day. It's not just that they're playing with each other's hair. It's that they're SITTING DOWN and acting like they're on their honeymoon. Lock the fuck in. You just don't see this from anywhere else
>>157307239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BPY-iZb7gE
>gay gay mcsharty
>Nooooooooo! Not the webms reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Stop posting football plays!!!! Tell me your teaaaaaaaaaam!
>>157307219Late season Bills games just won't feel the same without the snow. At least the Broncos stadium will have a retractable roof so maybe there will still be snow games there.
>>157307286orange background.. trade to the bengals confirmed
>>157302620Jared Godff
>>157307286Vikings could use a real QB like Kirk Cousins or uh Aaron Rodgers or ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sam Darnold
I wanted to say hi to the Rathman guy, hope to see you postin music Sunday nights/early mornings.
>>157307315Favre's playmaking + Rodgers' homosexuality. WHO can stop him?
>>157307310Man late Sunday nights with my fellow drunks are comfy, we just post music and bullshit, those are my boys
>>157307310No one cares. Fuck off retard.
>>157307318Gayleb lost this game though, Purdy outplayed him despite handing the Burrs a free 7 points with the very first play.
>>157307318To be fair that's more a Burden play than a Caleb one, that lil nigga is freakish shifty.
new thread >>157307337>>157307337
>>157307322One more month bud, I also miss it. It won't be the same because the internet is flooded with jeets and AI bots.
>>157307197>31 has no idea where hes at, let alone the rainbow ball mutty chucked upIf I was trannyhan he'd be benched for the rest of the game. absolute bum
>>157307215ian garry is an unironic cuck, so I have to root for Pigslam to permaheem that retard. 'fraid so
