>>157301437
Fuck /heem/
Brilliant head movement Islam
>>157307683Nah fuck that!
Posting bout Sneed for 12 hours straightNever actually doing anything
you ain't goin nowhere boy
>>157307683Spammy you have to stop. Please listen to our daddybib. He knows best.
Hitting Sneed on the head with a ballpoint hammer
salkilld is British
yo sneed you want pizza or chinese tonight?
Okay stop posting my house now
Spammy ain't gon do nothin'Spammy ain't gon do nothin'
what is this, r/zillow?
what did bro do to deserve allat ToT
https://youtu.be/PfAb7Dq6KSk?si=Tn8eGOFvwRq1nGuA
>>157307795Who can say?
>ToT
I'll defend Sneed with my life og
Sneed do you mind if I call myself Sneed Jr?
>>157307835You won't have to do anything, we all know spammy is too scared to do anything besides post on 4chan
>>157307683FACT: Black penises have been in that mouth.
something ciryl gane taught me is that demons don't exist in the physical world. they are little more than their own words. i think about that a lot.
>>157307622that knee from Askren made Jorge retarded retarded youknowwhatimsayin
>>157307847Turn your monitor on
How did sneed dox himself?
>>157307862stfu spams
Sneed opening up her mail
there is still time to delete this thread
FACT: Sneed is our father
I told my girl to put her phone in the toilet when she poops
>>157307871Spammy there is a 0% chance you could successfully fabricate an IED without blowing yourself up. You are literally disabled.
>>157307902You wanna find out?
>it's a Sneed episodeI really wish they would develop other characters
>>157307912
fireworks but like a lot more
>>157307912Yes, try to build a bomb report back
I’m not even spammy I just hate Xadam Xneed
smoking on that hate
Surely with all the diseases Sneed is riddled with she must be considered disabled, makes me sad when she insults her own.
Hey guys he isn't even spammy btw
who is Sneed really?back in my day we had our enemy Scatty and this nigga named Coral Springs
>>157307940There is more than one person that hates your disgusting troon ass
>>157307948Okay well keep us posted
>>157307948Trust me she knows.
I think of you all only as a number on my way to gold
been taking 10g of creatine a day for months I could destroy all of you
spammy providing itself with emotional support has got to be the saddest thing i've seen since ufc 329
>>157307941stfu zilch
I could see a lot of you crumbling when taking out the trash
>>157307996Kys.
>>157307996I don't know, that one guy specifically said he is multiple different people.
You people should just set up a discord and whine at each other over there you insufferable nerds
>>157308010hah good one b
>>157308011What a disgusting trooned out AGP freak!Xhe needs to be put out of her misery ASAP.
well at least I'm not THIS pathetic
>>157308010How about a minecraft server?
Sneed lent me his Skechers to pick up some hoes and it worked like a charm. Thanks Sneed!
Xneed is a zesty faggot!
>I'm not even spammy btw
>>157308056Truth is, none of us are.
>>157308056I’ve been posting anti spammy stuff Xneed is just my number one target
That's okay spammy you can be as many people as you want to be, no need to explain yourself
>>157308035How about an Applebee's server oh wait that's your mom lol
>>157308084We don't have that in the UK
>>157308109You don't have moms?
reminder the bong took the bo nickal stan account seriously
Pathetic momless bongs
>>157308084>>157308109Hoenstly?
>>157308119We call them mums
Wierd new pysop but ok
Mummy mummy I watched the bad man hurt mateusz gamrot on the bubble screen
>>157308011You're overdoing it to the point I'm starting to think you really are a borderline homeless smelly guy. You're usually kinda funny. But now it seems like something's wrong with you.
>>157308185>borderline homeless smelly guyBut enough about Sneed
>You're usually kinda funnyFunny how?
>>157308185Nah Xneed really is just that dislikable
Sneeds cock would jawbreak that British fagolá!
>>157308213this probably turns her on
>>157308216Xneed dresses up in xer’s mommy’s clothes and jerks off her tiny pig clit to this
When I say Dana, you say White. Dana -Dana -When I say Dana, you say Right. Dana - Dana - You guys have good spirit. This groups has potential to fight for gold
East side Cleveland wild boyEast side Cleveland wild boy
Time to settle this once and for allPost S if you like Sneed, and if you like Spammy post S
Ok but would you still be talking shit if we were face to face?
>>157308251all of Jondaddy's sons in one picture <3
>>157308261
>>157308257We don't sign our posts here
>>157308255Pigs don't speak.
Sneed wakes up early every morningJust to do her hair, nowBecause she cares, y'allHer day, oh, wouldn't be rightWithout her makeupSneed's never outta makeupSneed's just like you and meBut she's a troon, she's a troonAs she kneels there, sucking for moneyTra-aa-nee, tra-nee-ow, tra-aa-nee, tra-nee-owTra-aa-nee, tra-nee-ow, tra-aa-nee, tra-nee-owTra-aa-nee, tra-nee-ow, tra-aa-nee, tra-nee-ow
Pigs are sweet intelligent and loyal animals
Pigs don't speak.
some of you have never known the love of a woman and it shows
>>157308313Sneed prefers the love of a man.
>>157308313do trans women count?
>>157308313What if I am the trans woman and I touch myself
>>157308344>t.xneed
please use sign language
I got a bunch of cats in my alley and there's one that likes to hang out under my porch when I go out to smoke and I'm thinking about keeping it and naming it Islam Meowkachev
dude. do not piss me off right now.
>>157308011What was Sneed arrested for?
Maybe Kameowru UsmanOr Conor MeowgregorJon Fishbones Jones
Khatzat chimeowev
>>157308408Troonout meltdown
>>157308408Violent AGP troonout after xher moldy mommy found xer snorting speed off a schnauzer schlong
Katbib Nurmeowgomedov
Hang in there, Sneed. You're an alright guy. The guys spamming your shit are hideous losers. At least you're relatively normal and a landowner. They are worthless NEETs.
>LandownerXadam parasites off xer moldy mommy I'm afraid. Xhe is as valuable as a tick I'm afraid.
khabib will never be considered a goat
Beside the mountain men of the dagestan region, are there any fighters that have been trained since childhood? Not including tkd or le Greco-Roman wrestling and kid shit like that but like real disciplined coerced training
Xaddam Husneed
>>157308486all the ninjas in the hood like Bo Green
>>157308399how many cats are we talking
Woke up with a hard dick so I'm going to put it somewhere #CSO
Islam Makhachev was spotted catching what looks like a shark off the Jersey coast six days before UFC 330
Are you guys dead ass when talking about how you want Ian to win?Islam is not the worst dagi
Yeah. Some call me Captain Trips, and I'm here to save /heem/. You don't have to worry about foolish knaves like Sneed or Spammy. I'm here to show you all to the light. I don't need any thanks, I just need you all to hold the line with me. Together all of us can rid these threads of evil ne'er-do-wells and devious perverted browns or whatever
more like captain dicks lmao
>>157308534God belss you man im hear and ready to die vis an vis; you
>>157308533some niggas BDS infection are so strong they unironically root for an actual cuck
Being name Islam might be the most cringe shit ever I bet his parents were cousins
if a chick's at your calmdy showwalk her to your truggwalk her to your truggwalk her to your truggif a mom at the pee wee gamewalk her to your truggwalk her to your truggwalk her to your truggif she married to patchy mixwalk her to your truggwalk her to your truggwalk her to your trugg
Congratulations, Spoido, you found out Sneed is a good lookin' dude in Ohio. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>157308399Alex Purreira says hello
I trust you guys been eating your sardines and avocados lately.
Ian Gary will winI bielieve in ScienceI believe WomenI an pro trainsI like house music!!
Your pysops suck guys
BOYS gather round and bring your rifles! We're about to make a move on these sucker buddies like a jacknife! See those British flags? See those canadan flags? Thems is invaders. Grit those teeth and lets git sum OORAH
>>157308588Oh yeah? Post psyche.
and you have a shirtless selfie of him saved on your hard drive...why?
>>157308589I was the oen guy taht replied wtf
>>157308604But you’re Taiwanese, and, honestly? I respect that.
>>157308595because the spoid is a clinical faggot without functional legs
>>157308594
>>157308595for jerking it
>>157308613Mexinon, I know you are more attuned to the mystical than most. Can I ask you for a favor? It would cost you nothing and could help me greatly, assuming you don't hex me.
>>157308612You think your gonna talk like that to me hajeeshi? Drop down and give me 20 maggot!!!!
>>157308534thank you for your service Cap *tips his hat*>>157308560Another dagi I'd understand but rooting against Islam especially if the other dude's a cringe cuck is insane
>>157308641Solute me like a man you bug fucker
why didn't I see it before? they're going to 100% do volk vs gaethje if volk beats movsar.
>>157308637>Year off Ilia >Mickey mouse arena >Terrorist snitch manager and glove autist trainerLol everyone with functional braincells could see how rigged this fight was
>>157308645I ain't military trained Cap
I'm simply immune to pysops
>>157308613
>>157308653I dunno b I think Justin just beat his ass.
>>157308650I'd watch it
>>157308655Your punishment is your buttocks up on the wood thing, you stuttering dilettante!!!
>>157308653what if.....Illia....is freaking retarded and lost because he's retarded?
>>157308668Gloves were clearly loaded cazzie, against Tony too.
>>157308629If it’s on my hands to help you then I’ll gladly do, b.>inb4 kill yourself
>>157308675alright you're creeping me out
>>157308580Chills...
>>157308684I'd never tell anyone to kill themselves. Life is sacred and I refuse to become callous to that fact.I have an Organic Chemistry exam on Thursday, 8/13, from 9:00 - 11:30am. I need at least an 88 to earn an A in the class. I would be grateful if you could send some good vibes my way and attach one of your excellent pictures to build an auspicious atmosphere. Thank you for any help you can offer!
You fellas ain't doin what I thought you was. Well boys, heh I guess there's a lot of hell coming your way now*Spits*
i'm not even sure dagestan has the tallest mountains
>>157308697Fuck you im tired of hering about yuor school colledge boy how about I teach you how to eat an piece of corn out form under my foreskin hands free? Food for thought.
>>157308697you'll make it lil nigga and even if you don't you'll still be fine afterwards (i think)
>>157308710Thank you, anon. It is imperative that I do well. >>157308704You store corn in your penis?
One times me and the boys who were sorry looking that's for sure, we all tooks along the trail because we were out of the MREs the service supplied us, and went ole fox huntin for our dinners. Well let's just say we ain't found no foxes, but we found ourselves some mountain boys! Now them mountain boys? They werent no easy task with us bein in the mountains of Dagestan. No siree, them boys were in for a FIGHT! Well we sure did show them what for. We shot them all in the chest and stomach and put them on the spit. Good eatin for days I tell ya
Of all places I don't get why you guys try to run pysops on me heem
>>157308698>you fellas ain't doin what I thought you was. Well b--ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well well well it seems like I got me a doppelganger. You know what we do with skin walkers like that in the service? Well sucker you gonna find out, and you gonna find out good
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Captain Tirps is what we needed hear for years
>>157308761>Well well well it seems I g-AAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!
will captain trap become a main cast member?
>>157308759>the knockout bannerWe need that for the UFC
Islam is such a stupid fucking name
>>157308784would you say it's dumber than living with your wife's ex-husband?
it's not a small dick it's a stealth penis
Ian garry might actually win. islam can only single to a high crotch or sweep, at least that's what he's been doing lately, the problem is islam's 'high crotch' is ian's natural height lmao. So he won't exactly be tipping him over. The height of ian lets him be stable through his single leg attempts and he can keep him at range with jabs and knee stomps. This might actually be a height mog, belal looked small but islam is a little shorter than beelawl
>>157308800this sounds like he has a complex and is trying to laugh it off with humour but he has it bad so he talks about it too much and it becomes cringe
>>157308810Islam has the best judo in the division as well. Not to mention his trips. He's gonna take down Garry pretty easily. Shavkat took Ian down. Makh is gonna rape him
>>157308697I wish you best of luck, b. Not a big believer in vibes but I hold the conviction that people who approach any task with a pure heart will succeed greatly. Just know that a person you’ll never meet roots for you. Remember the saying: puris omnia pura.
>>157308810Ian lacks the danger to keep Islam's wrestling/grappling at bay. His best path to victory is a boring point fight but he won't be able to stay off his back long enough to do it
>>157308810He "only" singles to the high crotch cause its all he ever really needs to do. He has very advanced takedowns sweeps and throws he rarely pulls out just cause he never has to. Poirier was stuffing it and so he did a leg drag that put poirier down and in darce position
had a dream i had 52 million and now i'm awake
>>157308810There's gonna be a massive physicality disparity. Islam is shorter but he will be much, much stronger
Islam is obviously on grams of hgh dude is going to wet blanket Ian then just get a choke
>>157308826Ian hits hard cazul hes not a pillow fist watch his leg kicks they rotate peoples hips from the force like belal was getting swept from them
>>157308822Thank you, anon. That means a lot. I'll remember that saying. It's a good way to operate. It's how Kant must have navigated the godly science of metaphysics.
ciryl gane is a future champ for sure
the ENTIRE religion of Islam vs some cuck
Listen man I just started this whole Captain Trips thing for you guys so the least you could do is reply to my posts and go along with it or whatever
>>157308840kant was a hack don't disrespect messibro like that
>bro ian is a killer!
>>157308857Then its an even fight
>>157308848Gonna get subbed by a male feminist with no balls
>>157308863damn bro don't be like that, you're doing ok but the character lacks motivation and drive. Give him a real backstory and also talk more about mma
>>157308877kv wahrani stfu the thread isn't big enough for both of you and i prefer cappy trips
>>157308873how? It's just one cuck against many>>157308875Gane wins the rematch with or without illegal blows>>157308881I am once again asking you to simply ignore me.
>>157308886Islam is for cucks
>>157308877I had one more night and thought maybe this would be enough to get me to stick around. I don't know if that's the case anymore. It was nice knowing you guys. Catch you heemers on the flip side
If I really wanted Garry to win I would pick Islam.
>>157308534>>157308638>>157308698>>157308761>>157308863USA! USA! USA!
>>157308887they have harems>>157308892you don't have to leave nigga
>>157308886If Gane doesn't stuff the takedowns with eyepokes, he's getting subbed in round one within ~2minBy a male feminist retard with no balls.>>157308857Islam will be finished by a male feminist with intact balls
>>157308886idc what you ask and ignoring you is impossible when you are a turbo homo larping as the retarded paki from community
Serena Gomes... gyatDAYUM
>BDSloonies are so conceited in their seething hatred for brazzas that they are rooting for a literal cuck with a BNWO fetishJEEEEEEEEJ
>yeah...suck it piggy! suck it real good...
>>157308905Gane took a dive for the company, his ground game isn't that badI doubt Islam will lose to Garry>>157308909I'm not doing this with you again.
>Tripfaggot leaves>Soivenia immediately emergesHmmm.....
>>157308903The light is fading fast. We were on the top of the world, weren't we? It was good while it lasted
>>157308926all things sweet end one day
>>157308922>140 iq brahmin leafjeet realizes 3 years after everyone else that one mentally ill spammer larps as about 18 different flags/posters
>>157308920there is no "this" you stupid cunt i am not your friend or equal
>>157308930The sun is shining so bright. I can see my boys and they're playing out in the field with the dogs. It's so beautiful
Dead heem theory
Please hold my hand
>>157308937ok you're doing too much now tone it down
*death rattle*
>>157308940botted to hell
mysteries reveal themselves
>>157308940proven circa 2023
Dana should make a new superheavyweight division but only hire the fatties from power slap
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XktAN207o9Abeautiful day
*In a ghostly voice* I could have saved your threeeaaaad
>>157308940Indian heem theory
power slap when
Boo
>>157308956not for me
turning spammy from sneed to the "french" will be my heem huckleberry
>>157308962>>157308974if you want (You)'s you have to get clozapig's attention
I still don't get the triumphant crowing over "doxxing" Sneed. All you managed to prove is that he's a decent looking guy from Ohio with a decent home and decent truck. And yeah he might've gone to jail once but who hasn't? Sneed might actually be the most normal poster here.
you can only feel pity for the "french" losers he's about 2 posts from bringing up my dead mother lmao he is so angry being a kv immigrant
>>157309004She's not from ohio you retard
>>157309004sneedmeister is famously floridian
>>157309004right...
>>157309008>>157309012I'd suggest you get a life instead of being up all night on a workday just so you can correct the biographical details of an anonymous poster at lightning speed, but I imagine that is strictly beyond your capabilities.
*cold breeze on your neck*
bodycam footage out yet?>>157309017it's 9 am
>decent looking
>OhioPo' lil Miss Sneedy is getting desperate and trying to throw us off the scent. We can smell that Pensacola pigpen from a mile away!
if pigs could dream clozapig would be dreaming about me
>>157309031this is a true undoctored pic of sneed?
>>157309031do the "french" spammer name me your price
>>157309052The ears and snout are photoshopped.
>>157309044i don't think about you at all and suspect that is quite common in your khv life
>>157309020that's how clozapiggy feels whenever I give him a (You) the piggy's addicted
>>157309061kek
brain broken and mass replying to wonkswhat a loser
and le winner is...GAAAAAAAAANE!
>>157309084simply the GOAT of winning
>>157309084>>157309085Fuck Gane
>>157309084What happens to Aspinall if/when he gets heemed in the rematch?
>>157309096He will start beating his wife and retard son
>>157309040>usYou and the other voices in your head?
>>157309096Not happening.
I'll be honest, I enjoyed sneed's posts. Wish he'd come back
>>157309105the fight? then why the hold up
Whispspspp *blows around your curtains*
>>157309096tom has made it pretty clear that he's ready to dump his fans and go to boxing asap
>>157309116Gayne still stealing Dana's money. Once the mortal fear of getting KO'd by Big Tom sets in he'll run like the coward he is.
>>157309100Real fucking sane behavior. Expected from Tom's haters.
>>157309144as the premier exporter of tom hate and tom hate accessories we don't claim that guy
>>157309147You enable him!
I think it's time to start denouncing ALL anti-Tom posts. Clearly brings some bad people here.
tom got exposed. the hype is dead.
perhaps you are correct after all he is no longer an enemy of Jones, dancehall aspinall posting will remain however out of heemspect 'blind to you' and woman verses will be retired from the playlist
tom will expose gane's asscheeks to the world before he goes in raw with his average sized cock
Tommy’s Torment.
any man who keeps talking about how their dick is small or how their son is retarded actually has a small dick they hate and a retarded son they can't wait to bury
only a man with an adequately sized cock and a satisfied wife would feel secure enough to joke about his size
to be fair to tom in the spirit of alms giving it's not like the chama boys seem to have all their pencils in the pencil case either
jon jones has no sons and that's a good thing because well you know how it goes with gay men that were molested...
Jon has a healthy son
I read on 4chan that small dicks are more likely to conceive boys.
>>157309191debunked
>>157309185Jon has a son, retard.
and don't even get me started on hugo topuria looking like a maître d' at golden corral lil freak looks like he's straight out of the shining
>>157309202No he diesnt
strangely enough it seems callum bisping is the most normal of mma sons>>157309207yes he does
>>157309202good god someone save that child before it's too late
>>157309201OH SHIT
>>157309214real fucking sane behavior expected from Jon's haters
>>157309210Oh sorry I didnt know my bad
>>157309220Yeah that shit is uncalled for
>>157309220maybe he shouldn't get boners around midgets if he wants to be treated like a normal person
Ganechads stay winning while the joncels and tomcucks fight each other
crazy to think it is garry versus islam fight week and "people" want to discuss hasbulla and penises instead
>>157308828>advanced game, took 5 rounds to take dustin down>leg dragdoesn't work on someone tall>>157308818>shavkat took ian downnot really and ian even took his back lol. everyone who ever argues says "islam will get a clinch and takedown" ignoring leg stomps, the jab that islam is very vulnerable to, ian is good at slipping back and away and not in a straight line. islam can't just brawl forward into a body lock against ian, especiall ybecause he's much smaller
>>157309242Islam will just cage fight garry its going to be boring
>>157309252ian is about 20cm taller than him
>>157309252the issue is ian can get really low, pummel and then just stand tall forcing the underhook and rob islam of 80% of his leverage making it difficult. Every time islam gets him against the cage the lanky fuckin' squat, pummel and shuck is gonna let ian reverse him and then get off the cage. Even if Islam dives for a single and lifts, he'll be lifting ian's leg to what? Lower than a body kick level? hardly enough to off balance him, and with a long frame he can push islam off and keep his balance since islam will have to lift much higher and drive way more than he's use to, to even BEGIN to off balance him. He doesn't have the leverage lol
>>157309254are you retarded?
rewatching the shavkat garry fight and ian uses the bussy roll towards the cage effectively to negate clinching in round 1 quite effectively 10-9 shavkat
>>157309259don't engage it seems we are wasting our time b
>>157309259Dan hooker is Ian's size and islam genuinely raped him lol he shot a blast double after counter lefting Dan's kick and then fucked him up for a round 1 finish. Dont discount how strong islam is all he does is train cause hes a strange desert zealot
round 2 begins with more mountain pressure and a goddard warning to garry who is spending the fight running away out of range once shavkat gets him against the wall ian uses his slippery body to get in bussy presentation mode again via a cheeky irish glove grab to negate the wall clinch 20-18 shavkat
>>157309273Are we seriously using THE DOOKIE DAN as an example? He has zero grappling and got beat by chandler. We're really digging that bottom of the barrel for an example? There's a difference between someone who is JUST tall, and someone who KNOWS how to use the height to stabilize and shuck a takedown. There's a WORLDS of difference don't be disingenuous now lmfao
>>157309283Go watch Ian's wall defense against belal its subpar at best and islam will abuse it
>>157309290you mean getting up to the cage, reversing the position, and then teeing off? If we wanna talk about 'subpar' remember that even dustin was spinning islam around and reversing the clinch even in round 3. Islam was able to take dustin down because he can high crotch him but that doesn't work when your high crotch only lifts your opponent to their standard standing height lol
would you believe it round 3 is spent against the wall with garry not being taken down goddard again telling garry to work and a separation by ovahman around the 4 minute mark shavkat picks up the pace with crisp striking and another 10-9 in the bag 30-27 shavkat
rou d 4 by far the most exciting round, shavkat gets the takedown, great striking before, until the 3.30 mark when garry once more deploys the bussy roll defence to avoid a takedown slips out and the round ends as it did during the first takedown with him on his back legs locked defending another 10-9 for finlands finest 40-36 shavkat
the rnc was even worse than i remembered ofc fat man daniel said it was close several times
Dustin is a way better grappler than Ian you dumb motherfucker holy shit this general is full of brown people
Claude summarise the heemsters thoughts about the islam garry fight and predict the real outcome
round 5 is garry's but only 10-9 the rnc was dogshit final score 49-46final thawlts? against someone with finishing power size and range ian garry managed to stuff several takedown attempts and negate clinches by presenting his layla, anytime he was on his back he kept hips locked to shavkats with a tight body triangle negating any gnp or submissions, shavkat is a braver striker than islam, ian will beat makhachev by split decision cloz out
The question is, will Sissyslam assume missionary for easy cummies from xher White Daddy like Khumslut did? These zesty Brazzas been FEINDING for that dickdown lately...
I remember that one burger nigga saying Ian Garry is always slightly better than his opponent. He might be onto something
who did shavkat actually fight though
>>157309372THE 40yo Thompson and of course the demonic twins Neal and Neil
Dustin wrote the blue printJDM perfected itGarry implements it
>>157309381Dustin scribbled a gay planJDM glanced at itIan Garry will go through with it
All smiles
>>157309352This is unreadable
>>157309388kvatso paying depts is a rare site
>goatslam will lose!>t-this time!how many times do we have to go through this guys? let me guess, on sunday carlos prates will suddenly be the guy to beat him, right?
prates would decapitate islam
>>157309412Yeah
Ian Garry zeems makhachevs man pussy
>>157309405I like this one but prefer the other one with chandler
>pisslam will lose>t.me before the martins fight
Orolbai vs Wells is an odd choice on the 330 card.It should be a fairly dominant win for Orolbai. Maybe they just want a stoppage victory to make the card fun.
>>157309560They want to start the card off with a sacrifice so wells gets ragdolled to death
Heh...... Magnybrehs....... I'M SAYING MAGNYGODCHADMENGBREHS........ Heh..... We got another one...... Another young buck looking to get tamed..... This one is called "Brahimaj".... and we will show him.
>Jarvis, compose an incredibly homosexual post using /heem/ general specific slang to convey one fighter's superiority over another
numbered card fight weeks really put me in a mood for violence
RIZIN late tonight/early tomorrow morningKleber Koike vs. Kyoma AkimotoShoko Sato vs. Patchy MixJoji Goto vs. Azizbek TemirovYuki Ito vs. Alibek GadzhammatovArata Mizuno vs. Kaiwen LiNaoki Tanaka vs. Issa HosokawaJoe Hiramoto vs. Ryoma ShishimotoKazumasa Majima vs. Koji TakedaMikio Ueda vs. King EdokpoloTsuyoshi Sudario vs. Ryo Sakai
Pigslam got reversed in the clinch by a fat Volk on 10 days notice.
the bussy roll will be there for garry
>>157309627some of these fights seem incredibly unbalanced
>>157309627patchy mix really puts things in perspective
Yooooo I’m here from reddit! Any other r/mma bros logged on tonight? What should I know ahead of time about posting in this community?
Contender Series 2026: Week 1 tomorrow nightHWMatt Adams (6-2, USA) vs. Anthony Wint (6-0 ,USA)LWAbe Alsaghir (8-0, LEB) vs. Fabrizio Escarrega (9-1, MEX)FLYWBilal Hasan (8-0, INDONESIA) vs. Mridul Saikia (9-1, INDIA)FWAnanias Mulumba (D.R CONGO,10-3) vs. Tom Pagliarulo (10-2, USA)MWJon Kunneman (10-0, USA) vs. Joe Kropschot (8-3, USA)
>>157309656have fun, be nice and if you want (You)s just mention some fat retard called Clozapig and he'll be so revved up he'll dream about for 4 years
>>157309656>brosWhy would you assume this? Most of us are women
>>157309655he is on a bit of a patchy run will he be able to mix things up and turn it around joe
>>157309666sup bb girl
>>157309655Akimoto did him worse than anyone in the poofc
>>157309656what is your IC code
>>157309656basically instead of upvotes which reward people liking your posts, we only have (you)s which can be anything that creates interaction. the end result is endless rage bait involving mma opinions that nobody could ever actually believe. for example some people here actually claim islam has a chance against garry lol.
>Yooooo I’m here from reddit!is how I make my entrance anywhere
if garry ate even just eggs he would batter islam like are justin (sweetdish per sources) did the little fag but we will get a cheeky and slippery SD win for the future i fear
You now remember that Islam is Khabib's protégé and Ian Garry is Conor's protégé. We all know how the fight went for Khabib and Conor
we cannot follow them
>>157309700>We all know how the fight went for Khabib and ConorNah I don’t
>>157309700Garry has nothing to do with Conor besides watching him on tv as a wee lad
>>157309706they send their worst (like the "french" poster) to corrode what we create bruder hh
>>157309709Well Khabib made the piggy oink like crazy>>157309712That's not what ian says
>me guh hapy am caraer an uh mfmmff me go u bom bom my ok t-to ufcWHAT AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR THIS ABSOLUTE WARRIOR, DARREN "THE DAMAGE" ELKINS!
>>157309700That's it, your life is fucking over. Your best bet to survive me and not get boiled alive is to go to the woods in the alps and live of shrooms but that will only delay the inevitable
Conor would have won the rematch with Khabitch. Screencap this
>>157309713>corrode what we createpure wisdom
>>157309706Kill yourself you fucking nonce
>>157309718I don't think so mate. Give me a year of training time and then we'll fight
>>157309723Nothing.
Ian should insult islam's wife to raise the stakes.
>>157309748He's going to raise awareness about the the extinction threat the manatees species are facing
Mansur Abdul-Malik fight week. Life is good.
>>157309761but that's fucking retarded
Finland is building a mosque with his words and I don't like it one bit might see red
>>157309764Nobody knows who that is.
>>157309627finally some good fucking heem
>>157309770yep you're a casual
>>157309774Blocked.
An interesting next fight for Ian Garry after his win/loss to Islam would be his wife' ex-husband
how is the nutritionist not the cuck here? he got his wife stolen and now he has to cook meals for her new husband.
they say finland has zero ranked fighters but what they know is that no one can beat a fighter that isn't ranked see finland currently has zero ranked fighters so they can't have any wins but that means they have a zero point zero percent chance of losing so any ranked fighter from any country has a fifty percent chance of losing to each other but finland has a zero percentage chance and if you factor in that fifty percent chance of losing to anyone to finland's zero percent chance of winning you get finland having a fifty percentage chance of winning against anyone and having a zero percent chance of losing
I fear, and for that I am fearful, that israel makalevs ian garrys man tight pussy will zeem israel makhachevs """""manuels pussy""""" in the octagon arena on sunday nightthawltz?
not getting mine with a picture like that, "mate"
>>157309834this is jonesfaggots favourite pic btw
>>157309807Dadrry haters aren't too smart, best to ignore them.
>hehe my extensive collection of photos of a black man portrayed as gay means i am winningliteral lobotomite, "france" tier
*whips* keep oinking clozapiggy
well we know there would be no gay jones photos on this finnish mans hard drivethat would be absolutely haram
I only have anime porn on my hard drives.
that's exactly what i said when i walked in on gable and jon in bed together
>>157309885imagine the smell
>>157309876*whips* good piggy, keep oinking piggy
>tomcel thinking about the smell of Jones having sexyou couldn't make this up
imagine Jon and ian in the octagon. Bones Bones Jones tears his little sissy slitshit to shreds
>>157309876how many 'pegs in the jones folderdon't lie now mohammed wouldn't approve
Relationships with women. And sex with men.
>>157309905more 3s and bms muhis isn't my profit btw it is martin luther wise to the helwani allegedly keen on skirt much like me
Any serious heemster has pondered at least once on the smell of Jon Jones' bussy
i meant to type 4* not 3 excuse me
just don't jack off to it too much bud the neighbours won't approve
they can always move
Miss K-1 has emerged from xer Pakdaddy BPC induced coma to AGPost brown trannies i fear
listen you may not like jon jonesyou might not even respect himbut you must admit that he is a gay nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7LmGy4cxYKino, one of a kind
>>157309969are those all the names he called you?
bodied little clitlet ian garry
>>157309908Explain to me what's wrong with this system? The Romans appreciated the value of bussy and built the greatest empire in history. Gyaldem will always be best thoughbeit
>"Nothing better than a muzzie pig sluts throat to unload into"Dadrry said this
Pigry said xhe wished xhe had a BBC because xer pigclitty can’t satisfy laylamommy sadly
now i'm lost as to who's rooting for who
>>157307847what is this obsession of white mind to always think of black penises
Pigslam's porkclitty has.....collapsed in on itself. There is nothing there anymore i sadly say.
What the hell is that smell?
>>157310034kek
>>157308483he's already the GOAT, incel
>>157310030You tell me
Disgusting deformed microcephalic mutilated maggot minge piggy!
What if Ian Garry actually wins. I'll be damned bru
Which little piggy should Usdaddy stretch out the haram hole of when he comes to the UFC?
>>157308887>>157308905>>157308915white tranny piglet cuck
>>157310051Piglan Sowkilld is due his auspiggy muzdaddy molestation i fear…
>>157309125slovtranny projection
>>157309352britranny you are going lose. stop rooting for that cuck
bros literally winning at your life and you're malding your little "man pussy" at himfood for thawlts?
>>157310082Both these individuals have suckled upon a BBC.
coffee is ready bros
>>157310016slovtranny how many gay pics you have saved on your phone.
>>157310082Honestly? She is hot but she is clearly a dominatrix out to cuck men
>>157310104and? sign me up senpaidom bitches are hot as fuck
>>157310113so you're a cuck? Not judging just disturbed
>>157310118a cuck is a man who will enjoy another man fucking his wifea cuck is not a man who enjoys fucking his wife food for thought bud
>>157310082
>>157310089decaf I hope
>>157310135this needs a gooby face
>>157310082Fersure b, being married to a 40-something year old divorcee who hires her ex-husband to be your live-in nutritionist, put you on a vegan diet and publicly humiliate you is winning at life
>>157310153You wouldn't get it.
Ian Garry’s family might not be conventional, but if they’re content, who are we to judge? Respect, honestly.
>>157310144
>>157310190kek not what I had in mind but great nonetheless thank you
>>157310153you should probably have had sex in the last couple of years to make these comments 'b'
How will /heem/ act if Garry wins? Garryposting has always been about mocking his cuckoldry so how should we approach a more positive way of garryposting?
>>157310211Fuck positivity. I’ll be twice as toxic towards him if he wins.
>>157310214but you can't, he'd be the champ
>>157310211It’ll still be brazzapostimg and daddyposting and whatever other manifestations of mental illness are usually present
>>157310218When khabib was champ, that didn’t stop me from posting about his towel for a wife and him killing fazza. Garry being champ only motivates me to talk more shit.
>enters toxic thread
>>157310277I’ll break your jaw you racist piece of shit
>>157310277go jump off a bridge and find out
>>157310282>>157310289I don't PLAN to kill a nigger, simply asking
>>157310282no you wont
>>157309201Nothing wrong with that since those are two consenting adults.
>>157310220>>157310234ok so same old same oldI think I'll be positively garryposting >>157310281welcome, we got the most toxic piggy fed exclusively on the purest clozapine
>>157310234>>157310297Pussy. You wouldn’t be saying this shit to a black guy irl
>>157310297you know what they say about plans and exposing your chin to only break your leg in the rematch
ian's gonna catch him with something
>>157310312Well said
Ian Garry: Respects black men, has a smoking hot wifeYou: Says the n-word, probably gay
I’ve had enough. No more racism. Or else.
>>157310312What the FREAK??!
>>157310313>ians gonna catch something rabies from his dog wife and will pullout of the fight
>>157310323catch these concrete hands of racism you fucking faggot
you can catch these hands*feints jab**feints teep**circles*
>>157310306yeah, I'd be sucking a black guy off. that u bro?
*catches punch**controlling fight**feints teep**disengage**bouncing reset at opposite ends of the cage*>I HOPE YOURE READY FOR 15 MINUTES OF MODERATELY PACED CARDIO KICKBOXING!
nothing wong with a bit of slow paced gound game
yeah you killed the clown b
gound gane? heh more like clown game
Oh my....
>>157310445>AI slop
>>157310434Ahahahha give this guy the million dollar contract!
>>157310445Realistically it would be a Black guy
>>157310445losing the narrative here bud
>>157310312here it is >>157310445
>>157310507talmbout a creature of habit going through a rough patch
>>157310507Japan with the most Mickey Mouse bullshit to protect records from Mr. Mix
>>157310507fucking fatty
>>157310515cro cop would not approve of your tone
I knew PM wasn't very good. Vibes were off.
you could say you had mixed feelings
clam clapping mackenzie dern on an antique divannon negotiable
>>157310507Why would patchy even take this fight under these conditions?
>>157310576rizin would fire him if he didntvery dishonorabur
>>157310309Jiri esque
>>157310507so basically patchy needs to finish him in order to get a no contest and every other outcome is a lose? thats nut
>>157310525you mean the guy that lost to bjj?
>>157310507shouldnt have missed weight
>>157310507Patchy will make mince meat out of that cunt
Kwabib and Mckwabber could never
>>157310633Why is he weighing in on Monday lol
>>157310645because the fights are tomorrow, genius
>>157310643
>>157310445Oh my...
>>157310652why are they fighting on a Tuesday lol
Ian’s white guilt will nerf him in this fight, m’afraid
>>157310643GOAT>>157310660my oh my....
Dork in the park
>>157310660Excellent post.
>>157310656man what a beast...don't get old folks haha
>>157310643Jusdaddy abattoir’d this deformed hideous freak
>>157310665Ian won't see Islam as anything other than a hairier white boy
im pooing
>>157310772there he is, how's that ass been doing?
>>157310713he is just a kid in boxing years
>hows that ass been doing
>>157310778good man thanks hope youre well
>>157310789Kid's on a 2 fight win streak>>157310833doing ok bro, don't poop too much or you'll bleed. Take care
ians gonna get in there and hes gonna freeze up dude
woke up pissed off
woke up pissed onnit >O N N I T
New>>157193624
gentlemen, we are another day closer to the Ian Garry era.
If Ian struggled against Belal he's going to get destroyed by Islam
>>157311012belal has them canelo hands though
Actual New>>157311013
nice
nice again
