Previous >>157307622
nice thread, just the right amount of feminine energy
>>157311029A little bit more now
Ian Garry already won.The retarded incel MMA community is about to have its biggest schizo meltdown.
WHAT IS AOC DOING??!!!
>>157311031here is a (You), keep oinking for me piggy oink louder
>>157311045How will you apologize if Ian Garry loses?
>>157311045True
>>157311013Disproportionate
much rather be a pig than a khv wahrani in all honestybeit
>>157311046Getting on the skinny pens to deal with early stage abuelism.
finland is a nonce btw
finland's a squealing piggy, oinking for me whenever I please good clozapiggy
if i were a pig i'd be shaped like gaston and laying piggy pipe on all the finest wmma swine around >>157311096no one not even a nonce is going to have sex with you either, "mate"
the manic wahrani copying wonkposts is amusing, turds of a feather hmm?
ooohhhh clozapig is fully revved up now kek
>>157311124that's exactly how I look. Anyway how you doing man?
Ian Garry wearing burqa at the ceremonial weigh in because mindgames and women's rights
ian can rebel against his mom but he cant rebel against western womens submission to islam. he will be debilitated out there
>>157311143>rebellionhe switched her for layla
Heem generals booming like metro
>>157311045It's fucking annoying, I hate ian but he has a pretty good chance and it makes me seethe lol
>>157311045Factual statement
>>157311045There is negative hype for this shit matchup
Honestly? I'm not impressed by Ian Garry
honesly? respect
proud cuck as a division champ, let's go for that
All the muslims are backing Islam. All the muslim haters are quiet because they don't think Garry can do it. All the right wingers think Garry is too much of a cuck. All the left wingers have to support Islam because he's muslim. Women don't watch the sport but they would pick Islam because he's le official best ever. The only people picking Garry are doing it ironically. On that note, I will be picking Garry because I'm an OG with a big brain.
the heembedded is up
>>157311055I won't have to apologize because Ian Garry will win. It's over for Islam.
>>157311216it's mostly cazzoids who don't realize genuinely the match up is stylistically bad. Islam is honestly going to struggle like he did fighting dustin but a bit worse due to the height dift, and because ian is better at circling out and using his range than dustin is. Islam will eat a lot of pillow jabs fer sure.
TMD SUMMER? TOTAL MUZZIE DEATH SUMMER!!!!!!!!
>>157311224Alright I'll bet some money on Ian Garry to win
>>157311233Ian Garry and Sean Strickland are the same person politically. Sean just marketed himself better but he's really a crybaby cuckold.
>>157311216Oh my fucking god shut up already nobody needs a fucking paragraph to outline social dynamics that only exist in your head
garry by flying kneem
OHHH GARRY THE BADDYOHHHH GARRY THE BADDYOHHHHH GARRY THE BADDY
Sean Strickland has no real political affiliation or identity he's just bipolar and has an addiction to being incendiary
>>157311269this.
>>157311251
>>157311269That's Garry minus the bullshit bipolar diagnosis.
>>157311285kek this'll revv up the piggies badly
How was last Saturday's card?
>>157311308Is it necessary to say 'last' in this instance? Since you're already using the past tense in 'was' is it not implied that you are discussing the preceding Saturday? What style of underwear does Weili Zhang wear? Would this not indicate that you are inquiring on a Saturday twice past?
>>157311216im not a big fan of islam, he lacks the charm khabib had imowith that said ive never wanted ian gary to win anything, i dont want him to win this one either.
>>157311269Facts I genuinely think that if it was contrarian to be a libtard he'd be like "HERES THE THING YOU GUYS...THOSE ARE FUCKING WOMEN MOTHERFUCKERS...I SUCK THEIR GIRL COCKS BECAUSE I'M A MAN. YOU'RE JUST A COWARD BIGOT"
>>157311326But I ate breakfast this morning
>>157311269Strickland isn’t even offensive thoughbeit he’s basically Bush era
>>157311333He is uniquely insufferable.
>>157311333>the charm Khabib had That unintentionally funny hardcore muzzie autist charm?
How doth faredmost yonder card twixt a fortnite and today hath transpired and passed on a fine Saturday as then t'was as the moon shone its luminescence upon the prairie?
>>157311367So you can suck their BBCs without bending down?
>>157311355idk how to explain it, man. khabib seemed like he had """humility""" while islam seems like hes full of himself
>>157311378YO HE STOLE THIS FROM M. GANE
>>157311371talmbout gamerot vs sal KILL, good card, fun to watch, good heems. talmbout the fight night card before that? boring, dog shit.
>>157311377Be careful before I make you a DNB
>>157311378aura
>>157311371
>>157311333>>157311355Idk b khabib was always kinda cocky too, talmbout how he was always gonna win, fazza plan, nobody beat me, 'i smesh your guy' and 'you have to give up, I deserve title'. kino but he was obviously insanely full of himself. Islam though just feels like an extension of khabib, like just khabib but MORE. so all the cocky arrogance khabib has islam also has, but islam is more of a memer on top of that, he started the john pork meme and giggles like a school girl whenever it's brought up. idk I hate ian so much that islam seems hilarious and clever just because he's directly compared now KEK, fuck I hate ian garry and everything he stands for but fuck if I'm not honest and say that he has a pretty solid chance of winning
>>157311382Because Khabib had to carry them and got beaten by his dad while Islam was the "protected" prodigy of the group?
>fuck I hate Ian Garry and everything he stands for
>>157311436this. khabib has a "i have all the wisdom in the world" type of attitude, a know it all bitch. Islam seems a more fun type
>>157311465nice selfie brole
>>157311436Always thought Umar was closest to Khabib in terms in personality because they are both strict. But Umar isn't funny so he just looks like a dick. Islam seems less stuck up
THE Billy-Ray Goff will be back and better than ever. I can feel it.
>>157311499Should've listened to his coaches
>>157311382>what did you say about me brazza?
>>157311527If this ugly muzztard ever pulled a knife on me I would simply shoot him to death on the spot.
>>157311538OH SHIT! Is that you sean? First khamzat now islam!?
>>157311513Never.
I think Brahmiaj will be the first guy to beat Magny who really isn't good. That is: I think we are going to witness the end of Magny's can-crushing days.
I bet Islam doesn't even have a Smith and Wesson black ops spring assisted knife in his collection kwab
>>157311527>knife >all that plastic wrap Makhachkala Dexter
>>157311013Now that the dust has settled.. How would this have gone down?
Garry will rape that dumb zigger
>>157311013why the fuck Titos gay margarita guy the /heem/ mascot now?
>>157311614A Dana White creampie special
Ian Garry's wife sucked off brazza crew so he could win on Sunday
>>157311619don't disrespect la cantina
>>157311286I just topped her drink off ;)
>>157311614Nate would have gotten bludgeoned and beaten to near death but somehow survive and almost fluke a win in the 5th round but fuck it up, then claim he won off that.
>>157311630Don’t disrespect Garry like that you cuck
>>157311630Honestly? Respect
>>157311630brazza crew only like men, brazza
In a world of Layla Machados, be a Dee Devlin.
Ian finna be hittin the gritty ong senpai
Garry should be cut.
Ian “Super” Mercado Garry
>>157311721no i think he's uncut
Ian? Yeah I’m thinking Ian heems.
>>157311721Do Irish Catholics circumcise?
>>157311732“he’s a quitter”
HEEMINDER: Michael Morales is the official backup for UFC 330.
how do i explain to my mom who dustin stoltzfus is?!
>>157311760Islam will duck on accounts of an injury so that Ian and Morales destroy eachother. Genius.
I think it's funny John pork supporters say "it's offensive to muslim to say john pork :c" but islam, khabib, and all his friends laugh when it gets brought up. When he was on adin ross's stream islam broke out with the giggles when they asked about john pork. if it was like a religious/cultural insult that offended them they would treat it differently. but they laugh about it
>>157311771Sinply heem her my man
>>157311772he literally cannot win now according to RIZIN rules btwbest he can hope for is a no contest
>>157311772Honestly? Respect
>>157311797Weight miss= automatic NC at RIZIN?
watching the new heem-man
If I was Ian Garry I'd go *pow* then *pow pow* then *pow pow pow zaaaamm* and then *bam wam zam* then *pow pow zam wam* and win the fight to be quite honest with you all.
>>157311812see >>157310507
>>157311772Tatiana suarez is a succubus
>>157311816Wtf somebody get that boy on the horn STAT
>>157311797Nobody gives a shit about RIZIN rules btw
>>157311825they too scared of a black boy winning they won't let me play
>>157311816>have to hear Rogan go on about how good the *pow pow pow* is AGAIN
>>157311760We NEED Daddyrales brown boy BBC to save us from Slamspaddy’s ummahgapings i fear it’s the only way…our pathetic pink pigclitty fighters are just so inferior sadly…
o my kek
>>157311854But he was on le roids or is cormier saying he too is on the le roids
Pigzin is that crap we fr don’t be watchin’
>>157311852Sup spammy
who's the man of chandler's house? hap or ace?
>>157311849i'm a striker so you won't be hearing none of that gay shit>OH IT'S TIGHT IT'S TIGHT HE'S GOT IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8FsW5g56mEZeembedded brehmengs we are now
No way. I never would have guessed.
>>157311856DC knows everyone juices. whether DC juiced or not (he most likely did), he was still able to beat every other juiced fighter except for Jonny Bones because Bonesy is simply superior
>>157311854the king
>>157311881DC was a fat lightweight
>>157311863We call him spaddy here.
>>157311879
>>157311883Jondaddy got Clozapigclit goonin’ again i fear
Topkek StrickGOD BEASTING his teammate Donte Johnson in the heemzedeeded
you fear a shower and an honest living sanjay
>>157311895DJ could be unstoppable under Strickchad's regime.
>>157311898We don’t write messages to the pakdaddies pozzing and porking our momma’s maggot minge here
how does it feel being replaced by "france"
Are we on team Garry or team Islam?
Allah be litty yoFr fr alhamduhillah
switch khamzat and islam. Now tell me how this new dynamic works in team khabib
We watch RIZIN here and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
>>157311942Garry.
>>157311942Islam
>>157311881>>157311883Juan “Huesos” Juanes.
When you die I celebrate
>>157311942Neither
>>157311966>>157311973Guess /heem/ is split down the middle
>>157311942Waiting for Colbeast to give his thoughts before making up my mind.
>>157311942Ian winning would cause immense seethe so him.
>>157311992
>>157311942Both
>>157311999this but fightfairy
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
>>157311436Brazzas have different personalities.Khabib is very bossy and talks shit like he is better than you. He stays serious most of the time and is more business oriented. He should not be a coach, hes too strict and unrelenting. Khabibs too much of a hammer. Makachev is more laid back and jokes around. He only gets serious during the actual fight. He will be a better coach because he knows how to balance fun with discipline. A good coach isn't always crushing his students.
>>157311881Both DC and Jones had abnormal blood results in that random test Vegas did. Its obvious they both cheated. UFC is way stricter now though its very hard to cheat. They still catch guys but they don't announce it anymore. So fighters just pretend they are injured while their suspended.
>>157312104this is reflected in their character design, khabib the square has a square head and proportions
>>157312126i feel the secrets are better left unsaid so we can spot midwits and below as they whine about rules in cagefighting
>>157312126EPO is the new thing, testosterone is good for recovery but EPO really gives the edge
epoo epoo :D
>newneil armostrong was using epo you goof>>157312171nonni
>>157312172isn't doxxing against the US law?
tonights sets
>>157312180kp unironically is the p4p non mape pitsa provider
>>157312180>>157312197i can smell the dried up sweat curds underneath your flappy ass tits from this side of the computer screen
i am almost crying looking at those perfect specimens
>>157312205>tf>tpthere is good reason you have no idea what is national pride
>>157312217you have 4 full pizzas and bags of chips in front of you that you proudly posted you obese lardcan't imagine the type of steel reinforcement your fat ass needs when sitting down to take a crap that resembles those toppings
>>157312180That is some gross looking 'za not gonna lie.
>>157312237maybe i am eating with people you stupid and very sad individual, have you heard of that
Realistically, does eating one whole pizza every once in a while make you fat? Just do 100 burpees or walk for 30 minutes to burn calories and move on with to your life.
>>157312180respect
>>157312249if you weigh 50 to 60 kilos it could be a hefty surplus be fair to most heemsters
>>157312237You forgot 1kg of candy
I'm feeling like TITO'S CANTINA TONIGHT!
>>157312245>let me waddle my 4 cheeks over to my bed to put my pizzas down because i can't afford any other furniture, and then let me open every single box and take a pic for the lads on 4chan before me and "my friends" eatdisgusting whale
>>157312262gosh darn it and we were close too
>>157312265oh my...
my old foe/friend, Finland
Anyone else take melatonine? I fear it loses its effects very quickly
>>157312265That's him done
>>157312285no, luckily I sleep comfortably
>>157312265People don't realize it's normal here. We grew up with this shit. Everyone knows about this site. Not weird like in America where yall prefer R.
>>157312278that's colonel finnstinker to you
>>157312285Melatonin never loses it's effect and your body doesn't get used to it so you can take it forever without any risk of damaging your body's ability to produce it naturally.
>>157312293last week I have no managed to get more than 4 maybe 5 hours of in a single night.Feels like it's about to be the same this week>>157312303this reads like sarcasm. im autistic are you being sarcastic?
>>157312308are you tired or do you operate well on 4-5 hours? some people are genetically predisposed to sleep less. me personally, I like 7-9 hours but I can operate on a lot less if needed
>>157312260I guess so. But nothing that can’t be remedied with a few days of intermittent fasting and caloric deficit (assuming they work out as well).
>>157312308It is not. But i wouldn't take melatonin, take magnesium glycinate instead it works better.
>>157312318I felt tired during the day especially after waking up but not as much as I usually am after sleeping only 4-5h. This is very new, a week ago it wasn't like this
>>157312334i take that, before sleeping too. Damn maybe this is like a pre-death physical boost or something
>>157312352we can only hope
>>157312357i accept your apology
>>157312328>assuming they work out you sly fox
clozafin apologizing before i die really brought a tear of precum to the tip of my dick
>>157312373except I exercise and none of the supplements i take are supposed to fuck my sleep cycle up out of nowhere
>>157312338any differences in your mood? things like anxiety, depression, or hyperactivity can all lead to sleep loss. weight gain as well for things like sleep apnea
>>157312373This. I bet he eats like shit and his gut biome has been absolutely obliterated.
>>157312237Sadly chloride Clozapig is constantly drenching xer bedpan with congenital diarrhoea
>>157312389yeah maybe i've been more stressed than I realizez lately even though everything felt normal
>>157312303bullshit michael jackson's melatonin heemed him
>>157312437you got this buddy
Revved that retard.
I should just go back to my four cummies a day special plan, it's a foolproof go to sleep at 8pm method
>>157312490i recommend NIRC-001. a classic ppv with more extreme mma rules
Soon Cormier will be so fat he won't be able to talk
>>157312506I exclusively watch virtual sex mommy porn
>donte johnson is a 5'8" middleweight
>>157312534
wtf is wrong with the french and by extension canadians?
>>157312534Like?
>>157312534I like the ones where stepsister has to protect little brother from ghosts by showing him her DD tits and fucking him
how would Chris Strokes do in the UFC? he's got a great build for the FW division
>>157312557Ones? Theres multiple like that?
>>157312574I dont know, but I did see one like that and that was the premise
>>157312535Clozapig is 5’6 and 375lbs.
>>157312557Honestly? Respect
>>157312572in my timeline topturo is still in a coma and the one we've seen is either AI or a body double produced beneath the apex
>>157312547I go by actress not genre cuz most of them suck. If you like punk lookinh trashy ones go for bettie bondage, if you like a more traditional looking homely mommy type go for xev bellringer. Then there is old school tara tainton but I never really got the hype. Avoid the irish ones they're trash. British accent wise there is Sydney Harwin but I don't enjoy her videos. For me it's mostly bettie and xev>>157312557HOT! Which actress?
>>157311046getting her eggs frozen with a shot so she doesnt have kids
How will brazza fanboys cope with their goat getting beaten by the most aura-less fighter on the roster?
i remember when we had new xev videos regularly, the golden age and then she went fully A24 retard and that was the end of it. Idk which fighter I could compare her to. Went from kino machine to garbage out of arrogance
>>157312626bailey base and sofia reyes, just googled it, I was completely wrong but its a 2f 1m and he gets scared cause of ghosts so he goes into his two latina stepsisters room cause he's got a boner from fear and they help him
his two stepsisters also sleep together naked which I think is a core value missing from most modern families
>>157312665i looked it up, the dude talks
On paper, everyone beats Gane. The problem is, Gane can’t read. But fortunately he’s a pathetic joke of a fighter who can’t box, has no ringcraft, no heart, ducks grapplers, has horrible wrestling, nonexistent grappling, has been nothing but unimpressive or horrible, and sucks
mma?
massive milker aerolas
>>157312249100 Burpees ain't shit. you would have to go on 1000 calorie deficit for next 2 days to burn that shit off.
Mixed Martial Arts. The UFCThe Rizin The PFL-MVP presented by Jake Paul The Zuffa boxing The Tom Aspinall
Always fast so youre never overweight it is that simple
Truth be told, my favourite fighter is Dana White. That bald prick would rather die than pay anybody properly
>>157311378and you all niggas told me Ian can't have aura. Monsieur Gane is simply always 3 steps ahead.
Going to I start selling some heem merch
my last post before I go to sleep, gonna be a good one.Fighter. Cosplay. Convention.
>>157312802Do it in a parking lot so I can have a pack of Buckleys come thru
I walked by Dana's office one time and he was spinning a dreidel while on the phone with world leaders
>>157312818>Fighter Cosplay Convention Thats what you chose to sleep on. You will wake up feeling shame, go think about what you have done.
is it still here
>>157312664
i have a message for (You)
you'll really like it :>
>>157312711thats why the mute button has existed since the first man saw him first porn and didnt want to hear a guy give commentary
>>157312951must you be such a greasy wanker
>>157312922
>>157312958
>>157312958>>157312963
alright peasant you have my attention
patchy purposefully missed bantamweight weight by 6.5 lbs. i fear he will somehow still get heemed by an old washed satoyeah you do/will
got my eye on you yeah no fast mewvments nice and steady
YA FEWL YA
IT IS ALL OVER, TITO ORTIZ HAS BEATEN RYAN BADER!
need to see the famed pitbull get knocked out
>>157311741>>157311045>>1573111775 days until WE make Ian humble and respectful.
Pooh shiesty bros...
>>157313033did you say fuck fedor?
>>157313119apparently the etymology of shiesty is schaisse you really couldn't make things up sometimes
Fedor Laurasanko
>>157313191pantojaarmanpitbulloreganoiwogable
>>157313134Mitrione once killed an up and coming Derrick "fat nigger" Lewis with a legit Stinger Splash and for that I will always boy him
Il reconvert back to Islam if slamdaddy heems that freak
skip to 6:50https://youtu.be/vzem1dCykxs?si=nO_yYGCQB2AqX8n0
BREAKING NEWS: Our Slamspaddy is looking sexier than ever
GODne butchered that piglet.
how mfs think ian garry is doing 'slamdaddy'
you know i predicted all this
>>157313053She looks retarded in this one
>>157313279Po po li bk by
>>157313293My exact thought but was too shy to speak it
Islam and khabib look like they get their haircuts at Walmart lmaoo
>>157312265ouch
>>157313284Troonmala butchered xer TWPigclitty into a bacon boiminge.
>>157313295I think they had major heat because Poowis had called Matt out and called him gay or something, that's why Matt stood over him screaming the n word to his decomposing nigblob body
>attach new duct tape to my glasses>only use 2 pieces instead 3AND JUST. LIKE . THAT.
>>157313322Rousimar Palhares
>>157312265Goddamn
>>157313332I wonder if he still seethes about Nate Marquardt's silky smooth, impossible to grab calves
>>157313315Fersure
>>157312265>Clozablobbies…
Gamerredit bros...
people picking Pantoja over Van don't know kino when they have it in front of them
>>157313345Nate The Great is a known heemer of overrated brazape shitters
>>1573127531000 caloric deficit for 2 days isn’t hard. You can get lots of protein on the 1,400 caloric range.
>Volk vs Evloev
>>157312249No but neither of those have any meaningful impact on losing calories. Eating 4 pizzas, sodas, and bags of chips assures you're a fat cunt.
>>157313424that's if you are a normal man. our victimweight friends here would have to sit on 600 calories.
>>157312249a 30 minute walk is in the neighborhood of 2-3 miles. you burn around 100 calories per mile while walking, maybe less depending on how in shape you are. finland's diet isn't gonna get covered by -200 calories>>157313424>>157313488for me it's beef jerky, pistachios, and water capped at 1200 cal
tbf I think ian gayman vs pigslam has all the makings of being horrible fucking fight that most of these dagi goat fucking shitters are involved in. I hope Ian wins but I will pretend I wanted neither to win
>>157313471> Eating 4 pizzas, sodas, and bags of chips assures you're a fat cunt.I concede that, but my point is that eating a whole pizza by yourself once a year is relatively innocuous.
Ticktock
What is wrong with you retards. I eat pizza all the time and i weigh less than 60kg. Yall are stupid as fuck. Count your calories or smting.
>>157313518Eating a whole pizza is perfectly normal for a fully grown man. Eating 2 or more is disgusting gluttony
I refuse to reply to the "British" pedo/spoid, but I am also hoping Evloev tunes up Volk and ushers in a new FW era.
disgusting pizza freaks...
>>157313532lmfao. this fucking guy aint touching the belt. we got legit contenders coming up too.
>They be tryna pit us against eachother. Some blk on blk violence type shit but it aint gon work. DANA WHITE. WE COMMIN FOR YOU NIGGA
>>157313585fight poster looks like the last thing a french woman sees
>>157313575I’m afraid you aren’t touching your toes or seeing your penis, pizza piglet
>>157313595did both just now. light speed. i'm agile and athletic.
>>157312265harpooned that ocean piggy
honestly I think Finland clearly won all five rounds
>>157313532I'm actually thinking Volk by sub. I know it may seem unlikely but I just think Volk's gonna get em
>i'm agile and athletic
Pigs are very cute
lmfao. this fucking guy aint touching the belt. we got legit contenders coming up too
>>157313631I think volk is a bit washed and long in the tooth and no matter what he does from now on will be a struggle
>>157313631evloev's sub defense is insane
>>157313680Evloev is a total bum mate
If Matt Mitrione was a floor covering he'd be Mat Mitrione
>>157313644pigs seem smart and coolI'm kinda losing my will to eat meat, bros. think I might become pescetarian
As much as I dislike polk I think he's going to win against evloev
dis nigga john pork
>>157313684if Evloev, who is one of the best in his weight class in his chosen profession, is a bum, then what the fuck are you? a 3 day dry shit smear on route 66?
What now?
>>157313716igbbmn
We are all going vegan when GODry heems
>>157313693then again, I really don't want to give up steakand chicken is also deliciousso is lambmaybe I just want to eat organic and not disgusting mass produced factory slopI'm only gonna buy meat from farmer's markets from now on and only get fast chicken from chick-fil-a and fast beef from five guys
>>157313674>>157313680Yeah that's what scares me. I've never been wrong with these gut feeling hunches. I get them about 5 times a year for the last 6 years. My last few being that Islam would outwrestle JDM (despite everyone bringing up his wrestling defence against belal), strickland would decision khamzat and my last most accurate gut feeling that garth would do to ilia what he did to tony (down to getting dropped and then finishing the fight with some sort of weird stoppage) Whatever happens, if you put money on evloev, don't say I didn't warn you....
Two anti drawls in the main event, brilliant matchmaking danaredit
>>157313761I think volk can win don't get me wrong but mma is such a fucking unforgiving sport especially when you eat a bad heem or two, it can be over just like that, it happened to some great ones
evloev has plot armor. he will fluke a UD
Evloev got dropped by Lerone Murphy, Volkanovski gives him a wedgie and a wet willy. Kid isn't on his level.
>>157313761okay and what if Evloev doesn't get subbed by Volk? will you shut the fuck up instead of larping as a heem psychic?
On Sunday its gonna be good for Ian Garry my nigga :)
y'all niggas pretending Volk doesn't 50-45 movshart.
>>157313796Yes, I'll have a miss on my record and will disclose it in the future. Assuming it doesn't come out that Volk had staph or an injury, that is..
>>157313746>maybe I just want to eat organic and not disgusting mass produced factory slopI do that, because I'm soft as fuck when it comes to animals.
for me it was when I told the cazzies Robbie Lawler would heem Koscheck into oblivion and no one believed me and I nailed it and made money in the process, one of the only times I bet real money on anything. How the fuck was Koscheck going to stop Lawler
>Robbie LawlerWho is that?
>>157313893Robbie Lawler
Movsar is essentially GSP
>>157313893the brazza in green hoodie show hespect
>>157313858same. I get very upset when animals are hurt or whatever
Dadrry's fleshlight
>>157313827Movdaddy sent Clitia prolapsing out of the division.
Gamrot fucking sucks kek
>oh little hog you found some truffles? cmon suck on them for daddy little piggy suck on them truffles real good
>>157313858I saw a possum running around outside, it had been gnawing at shit around the pond and they are ugly animals anyway and in a fit of glee and misplaced anger I ran out and beat it to death with a garden hoe, breaking it into three pieces on it's head when it tried to play dead. I dunno why I did that. Don't take antidepressants ever boys, it does shit to you
>>157313746>>157313693I only eat chicken and fish, they’re barely sentient. Pigs are intelligent thinking mammals
>>157313990you're a piece of shit and the universe will reflect your actions back onto you
>>157313964You should send these to Islam and Khabib nonstop
>>157313996chickens are stupid but they have souls
Hold on everybody I have to open up all 4 pizza boxes and take a picture for 4chan with my single pack of ranch dipping sauce for everyone.
That pizza looked fucking nasty
>>157313940wherever he stands there is peace through strength
>>157314024>>157314036Literally looks like someone's dog threw up kibble all over it
>>157314023chickens are loathsome and petty little shits that would actually kill each other if we didn't separate them
>>157313990>Don't take antidepressants everI'm not a woman
>>157314024in kotipizza they charge per sauce sachet
>>157314023So do fish. All living things come from something soul-like. But it's okay to eat meat if you honor it. Eating dystopian factory-produced mystery churn is not honoring the animal. I will only buy organic, grass-fed, free-range from now on. And wild caught for fish.
>>157314002no I had got off work after a long day and the thing had been annoying for awhile, a possum isn't shit in the grand scheme it's an ugly disgusting little freak sorry you are soft
>chickens have a soulpropably the happest thing i've read on heem in a while
https://dec.ny.gov/places/salmon-riverI'm gonna go fishing here soon. Apparently one of the best spots in the nation. Anyway wanna come with? We can grill up some delicious fish and talk heems.
>>157314046no you are british which is worse
>my ancestors was a chicken nigga king ov da chickens but den da white man came and nows we's niggas shieeeetliteral haitian tier gibberish
What if garry ends islams career with an oblique kick
>>157314072I like to fish but you can't eat fish from lakes in my state, I wouldn't risk it, there have been signs posted everywhere to not do that since they dammed all the rivers up and made lakes
>>157314074Could be worse, your nation is one of mulatto brits.
> they wouldn't let me ring my dog to dagestan
>get dat chicken out yo mouth ain't you heard we's related to chickens and dat dey got a soul das why we call ousselves jive turkeys
>>157314080Well I hope you can get fresh caught fish near you. It's a wonderful meal
>>157314084I'm sorry for seeing red, my British friend. Like I said, afterward I didn't feel good about it, I just knew I had to be the alpha in this fucked up world of man vs animal
>>157314054Incredibly Fennoswedish
>>157314094smokey mountains are still clean, until all the jeets and shit that moved here from canada/wherever destroy that too
>>157314091why would a black person say this when they love eating chicken more than anyone and care the least about animal welfare. you’ve never met a black person but you’ve surely seen enough of daniel dc cormier and derrick the black beast lewis to know how misguided you are
>>157314072It's like a 15 hour drive from me and I would have to take a ferry but you know what I don't got nothing better to do
lmao chickens have souls fucking retards
>>157314091MUH GAW, MUH GAW, DIS CHIKEN SAYIN DIS SHIT>50 shots ring out>5 ppl dead>one chicken injured>no one cares it's chicagowelcome to Ameriland
>>157314060There’s only one ethical protein source chud
>>157314111we feed animals to each other all the time b
>>157314112pick a day cousin>>157314104nice, I got a buddy who loves the Smokey Mountains. I'd like to visit sometime
>>157314139Tomorrow
beans also have souls. unless you think you’re smarter than pythagoras. where’s your theorem
Animals don't have souls, if they did it would mean blacks also do, so checkmate.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jjj7paBODgU?si=Z5CSOHCH4-mwuH2-
>>157314148I'm buried this week. Got a big test on Thursday. I was thinking late August
>>157314072Wow those are some big fishes bless up Sneed
>>157314139it's maybe 30-40 min drive from where I live, it's the best, I got a sick feeling in my stomach last time I went though and saw illegal spics just being spics in places, I wanted to treat them like a possum and toss them in the river cause I don't see them as equals I see them as invaders, I'm just stupid and violent like that and I can't fix it
>>157314129I know you people eat whales and dolphins but you don't eat cats and dogs, r-right?
There was a retard here earlier saying islam can’t use single legs on garry. His tdd isn’t even even good
don't want to gay things up but i felt bad when i briefly thought the wonks had confirmed sneed's passing i'm glad your good b. Sincerely
>>157314184I was gonna off myself in 4 days so that isn't a good time for me
>>157314230Piggies be like >noooo i got frickin AGP and an ingrown clitty time to abattoir myself KWAB!!!
>>157314230I hope you're not serious, anon. Heem bless
>>157314230
>>157314230Dont do it b
Garry sucks this isn't even a good fight
>>157314230lol what an idiot!
>>157314230dont off yourself, off someone else first at least before you do you don't want to make that trek by your lonesome
OW MY LEG
>>157314219islam doesn’t shoot like that also if you haven’t already watched craig jones video about garrys single leg defense you’re simply not qualified to speak on these things
>>157314272it's a fucking terrible fight and the fact people are arguing about it trying to talk it up just reinforces the fact UFC fucking sucks now, it's been nothing but bum ass barn rodeo fight nights for years now>I hope Afrikan man wins by humping!>Well I hope Moslemo man win by humping betta!fuck this shit bros
>>157314276Fuken good friend rihgt hear
Xadame, we’re waiting
>>157314222You thought just because spammy didn't recognize my posts for a couple days I was really dead?
>it's the part of the monthly cycle where 40 year olds bitch about the state of the UFC today because they're retarded casuals who can't come to terms with the fact that the sport has passed them byHonestly might be my favorite /heem/ season
>>157314276Good point. Hey fishing anon when in late August do you want to go to that river?
>>157314276a heem then be heemed type situation
The rumors are trve...The return of the man who stopped CM Punk vs the return of Dumas. Only at the meta apex
ban all european posters and post pvz's butthole.
>>157314283>le craig jones xdd He did so well with jdm!
>>157314300>he thinks the sport has "passed them by">the sport has gone backwardsOh no no no!
>>157314313Gall looks like that doo from Twin Peaks
>>157314299You threatened to off yourself in the IRG chat if modaddies didn’t stop the bullying.
>>157314299obviously not at first but there was some weird aside about a disappointed message from your mom and i got a bad feeling that someone found an obituary i confess i also looked up pensacola deaths/drownings etc
>>157314313We rise
>>157314305In the end that's all we have and we have to make that choice
>>157314230but u didnt even let cum u first
>>157314314I remember when we had tranny janny and he banned me for 3 months for posting her butthole. I don't know if that tranny janny is still around, but there was nothing wrong with PvZ butthole, it was a marvel off buttholes. She had true bungussy, where her pussy and butthole connected. She had the ability to blame her smell on either hole and the state of it, it was incredible and I was laid low for it
>>157314302If you ever tried something like that on me, I would make you cry while apologizing and record it and upload it online, all while waiting for the cops to take your bum ass to gapetown
>>157314344History has proven you right
>>157314344it's on a filter now i can't even upload it even though the same file worked before
>>157314348I knew I was right. That commoners couldn't understand bungussy and what it meant.
>>157314360I'm seeing red now. I will find PvZ bungussy and post it, the world needs to know, that this 5/10 tartlet at one time had the pinnacle of holes
>>157314346I'm a taekwondo state champion and an expert with edged weapons and chains. That river is gonna be full of blood one way or another
Oh wow D Rod is so cool his name is fuken Daneil but he goes by D Rod so sick flew out to Sebria and got fuken raped in anbout 15 seconds but thats ok man hes cool he was in pirson he sucked dick for an snickers bar and held the fifi for his cell bolck
>>157314379It's all fun and games when there's keyboards and hundreds of miles in between. You're a weak man
>>157314245>wins by humping!Nah sorry unc. Your shit sucked. For the past year before bed, I've been watching damn near every card from the 2010s onward on pooamount. Everything you guys complain about is present x10 in every fight. Your le bangers consist of fighter A overhanding fighter B, then fighter B takes down fighter A witth no damage and lays on him for 4 min and wins. Then at the last 5 seconds they trade overhands.The only good heems are because the opponent was too stupid to move his head from a slow overhand. Never because he set it up.Which means one thing: You simply have nastalgia for le personalities (like diego sanchez's dubya dubya e walkout lol). Ironically you probably hate pro wrestling, yet you only like MMA for the same reasons pro wrestling fans like pro wrestlers: the man drama and le personalities.
>>157314378specifically the dildo up her aspinall from the back won't, i haven't tried the classic spread vid or the one where she's on her back
>>157314391I have nothing to lose except a lot of very long heavy chains and a yaris
>>157314393nastylgia is right you disgusting b take a shower
>>157314398for me it's when she seductively slides down her short shorts and shakes her shit and the camera captures perfectly that indeed, she has the ONE HOLE we've all been promised. Even for a shitty nothing mma fighting female like her that's impressive, made me jizz over top of monitor at my apex
>>157314393>Your le bangers consist of fighter A overhanding fighter B, then fighter B takes down fighter A witth no damage and lays on him for 4 min and wins. Then at the last 5 seconds they trade overhands.Name 3
>>157314419c'monfour-letter words?c'mon mr classclassy
Ian Garry by no contest eye poke
regret to inform I cannot find pvz butthole on my comp. she must know people in high places because like others described the video is gone, and I've visited like 4-5 shady sites looking for it. This must be how Indiana Jones father felt about the grail.
paige isn't even attractive
Islam by R4 sub
who is the anthony fauci of the ufc?
>>157314485you haven't seen her bungussy. all will be revealed
>>157314485*cums out my nuts to pvz pictures*ok how do you explain that then genius?
>>157314317jdm is cheeks. he did well with volk and generally has a good record as a cornerman. also he’s like a top 5 grappler in the world so he knows what’s he talking about even if you meme arrow his name
please don't ban me for revealing the truth
>>157314499Dana is, he's selling wolf tickets
>>157314517I've seen enough.>>157314521You shouldn't masturbate.
>>157314485Yeah, she is.
>>157314470Imagine not knowing simpcity
>>157314528Lets go for that.
>>157314537If your way of proving she's attractive is a close up pic of her asshole then she's not attractive.
>>157314553You are an asshole.
>>157314542I found it finally, the video hidden in a folder I had labeled crime documentaries. What you posted is good, but seeing the bungussy in slow mo revealing it's secrets is something else entirely
is it normal for a woman to have no taint like someone took a pair of scissors and placed one blade in the anus and one in the pussy and snipped
>>157314559You must think I'm real pretty.
>>157314562NO. She's something better, she's advanced. Look at the way her folds slide up into her butthole like a second pair of vagina lips. There's so much to explore there and discover
>>157314572i like them to be discrete because feces comes out of the anus but im glad this mutant exists for your pleasure
>>157314565Your butthole isn't supposed to be on your face partner.
Dana White is neglecting Manel Kape because he won't give him a title shot
>>157314528>>157314542
>>157314580I did it for heem, I had to. It's been too long since we saw "the hole". Mutant though she is, I respect her ability to adapt
If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hands? I'll keep you by my side with my super human might.
>>157314615who knows what the dawn will bring
>>157314581Your mom's butthole is on my face
>>157314542why her peneis look like this i don't get it wtf
back to mma business, idgaf about pislam vs gayray
>>157314219there are 3 things>Islam is significantly shorter than schaubcat>Islam doesn't shoot like that and doesn't have an exceptional track record with those>Garry's reach is longer than Islam's by wide margin so he can afford to lean in if that still somehow works, then Ian is the biggest retard.
>>157314675this is now a pvz general
>>157314680I agree, I wish I was doctor granted shuffling away the dust of hot topic sexy panties and discovering what it really was all along. THREE HOLES.
Garry/Islam would be awesome if the average fan was more in line with Luke Thomas' politics.
>>157314542
>>157314542PVZSHEE, I SEEN YOU OUT HERES, STRUTTIN YUOR STUFF, AN YOU STUFF HAPPENS TO BE YOU ASS. WELL, DEY CALL ME DA BIG BOOTY DADDY, AND BABEH I THINKS I GOT, WHAT YOU NEEDS
>>157314745>>157314748Where’s the heem?
>>157314736This man once threatened to rape Dricus Du Plessis' fiance, 'Miss Nasty' Vasti. Not cool.
>>157314786
>>157311856dc's test levels were just as whack as jonnymeatlovers when they went public. they were both juiced to the tits.
>>157314825That's when UFC went into IDGAF mode, when the fertittas left and stop funding sensible shit, now we get the jew run mess it is. Sad. Even Anderson tested positive
Islam tested positive but nobody ever talks about it.
>>157314867no one talks about jon or any of them that made them money testing positive
>>157314219Islam's usually holds a single then clubs them over the shoulder to take them down, like Shavkat here. Aside from his all-else-fails glove grab harai goshi, he uses this single leg all the time. But Islam is shorter and Ian has gotten good at defending this technique like he did against belal>but JDM did good against belal and lost to le isl-Belal still took JDM down with this particular takedown, which Islam then spammed to get JDM down. For the Belal fight, Ian changed the entire way he defended it from how he tried to turn into it against Shavkat.
Kai Cenat and Ishowspeed are trying to beat all the Minecraft bosses on hardcore mode
>>157311614Khamzat's striking was ass, and Nate was nasty with the hands relative to everyone in the UFC.He also was much better at grappling once it reached the mat.Nate via anyway he wanted, unironically
we cannot
>>157314899why would you type this?
>>157314219>using a much taller fighter with much better leveragelook at belal trying to take down ian for a better example. He was literally having to reach ALL the way the fuck up and all the did was spin ian around. Seriously anon it's like you guys ignore genuine physical attributes as some kind of gotcha lmao
>>157314928What do you mean?
>>157314900I think prime tony murders khabob, but we never see that cause kahshit trusted plan and killed his fazza
>>157314881JDM also fights much differently than ian, JDM has a very high guard, so when islam throws jdm lifts his hands to helmet guard, that opens his hips for islam to shoot under. Ian doesn't do that, he uses one hand to frame and his rear hand to parry in an open palms out style so when you throw he either parries or frames and circles out. This means that even if islam strikes into a take down ian will just frame out as he normally does but then drop his hands to stuff the takedown, it's not impenetrable but it's genuinely a whole ass layer that gives him extra protection against grapplers. He also fights a little low on the stance when fighting against people islam's size so he can't just get UNDER him as easily
>>157314825They weren't, it was a concentrated piss test that was taken while dc was deep into the weight cut. The numbers mean different things for piss than urine on top of that. Those tests weren't hidden or leaked or anything either. You could request to see any fighter's full results back then at any time because tests were handled by the the government/ state commissions so you could get them filing a freedom of information request. Usada wasnt used until a year later in 2015. DC was clean.
>>157314939>it's like you guys ignore genuine physical attributes as some kind of gotcha lmaoHe says while ignoring that Belal has the worst atributes in the division.
>>157314317Anon >>157314965read this
>>157314899
Test
>>157314969>here's an example of what it looks like when a guy islam size tries to do a takedown that islam does often>...uh doesn't countI get it's not 1 to 1 but it's an example of how much harder it is, and how much harder you have to work, also belal and islam are the same height with similiar frames believe it or not
New >>157315006
5 hunnerd
