50 days until hockey>>157279619
excited for my oilers bro's
>>157309079
>>157309080
wish there were some muzzie teams in the 4 naysh
>>157309089bro same i just want to watch nhl hockey at this point the offseason is gay
>>157309110absolute cannons
why cant jesus play hockey? because hes always getting nailed to the boards kek
>>157309114LMAO
>>157309114KWAB
what a fucked up genny
>jesus loves you because..... he just does ok!!
My penguins (3
golden knights imo
holy shit... the vet took trb's dog (suspected animal abuse). F to that heckin doggo
>>157309146Retard
sometimes i say "the raped bitch" aloud and laugh to myself about it >>157309158but enough about you
rb says what?
you tell me
gary's tribe has go away heat with me brother HH
saw a clip on ig of a woman calling into some old wwf show and complaining to stone cold about how his cursing was gonna hinder his career and he said if she was in person with him he might hinder her life KEK
oh shut the fuck up
>>157309212tiny lost hampage was cancelled nyla has aids and hikaru shita is a landwhale now
rather watch mox get nailgunned for hotdogs than shawn michaels nxt and that whole yale thing
yeah we need more zoomers to displace these wrestlefags
what yale thing
it was an ivy league magazine
need a haircut
>>157309071hahahahahaha look at his fucking hairline
>>157309356we call it the matthews bridge
>>157309363JOHN OTTO!
my 'yotes!!
playing doa while i watch the vault
>>157309432KEK i worked for zia records in vegas from 08 to uhh 2012 cmtsu
copey says "can't make this shit up" to stuff because he has a terrible imagination and could not conceive of making up incredibly simple things that literally anyone could, in fact, make up
\>n-noooo a niche record store chain mentioned that you worked for is a common o-occurence!!!!!!KWAB i have stories for days about working there. one funny thing is that the owner back then was a cardinals season ticket holder and he went to see them play in the superb owl against /our/ steelies only to watch them lose and then he fucking died of a heart attack in his idk late 40s KWADB
>>157309094this is an 80s and 90s wrestling genny, not dork ratings talk you dork ratings talker
copey can't even imagine greentexting correctly
>>157309484kek you couldn't write a post like this
>>157309527rajesh this isn't pw you can put your sword down
Drinking water Cmtsu
just heemed a swedecmtsu
>>157309502based steelies working record store managers into the grave
gimmickposting instead of going to bedcmtsu
>>157309527those stands are soooooo fucking emptykwab
empty standscmtsu
hampage got cancelled nyla has aids it's still tony
i really couldnt believe my eyes when i read a copey post in the last thread that celebrated amateur hockey
here we go
Huomenta
*enters your thread*
why does he look like that
>>157310315When your wife throws away your favorite doujins
>>157310592Whimsy practice for future Sharks content.
Huomenta, got woken up by spooky scary thunderstorms this morning
>>157310710Stay safe fren!
holy bitchmade kwab
>>157310710are you a dog?
>>157310774no but i do got that DAWG in me
>>157310242what a punching bag bitch
>>157310774Doggy got frightened by the blow dryer the other day :(
>>157310841kwab
>>157310791Cute :3
>>157309527whats with all the tarps?
>>157310592looks perfectly normal and he will smoke ur shit team. him and macky. both of them.
did we ever resolve who put the bop in the bopshebopshebop?
>>157310841I warn my puppers when I'm turning it on, that's just the type of great guy I am I guess
ARE YOU GOING TO LOOK ME DEAD IN THE EYES WYNA AND TELL ME THESE DON'T START WITH NICKNAMES FOR WILLIAM???
>it's groups of four>n-not that logical group of four I didn't seeflawed game and fuck wordle too my leak turned on me
>>157311150>>157311160based wyna filtering retards with obvious fake answer
>>157311130You’re a good dog dad
>>157311182she's god damn Chinese the only William she knows is hung, she's not even capable of 2D chess
>>157311196she knows exactly what she is doing and until you respect her intellect you will continue to get filtered
>>157311150>>157311160Retard
>>157311208>no datenice try
based wyna always goes over
First they took away radio in calgary and now they've taken internet. Rogers sucks.
disgusting that wyna is somehow winning in the court of public opinion, I thought you guys were patriots
>>157311330Not giving you the answers
>>157311366Sorry I needed that copper for fent
>>157311372eat shit I'm perfect bitch
>>157311417>fell for wyna's red herring kek what a bitch
>>157311417>thinking bill, billy, will, and willy would be a category Perfectly retarded
https://youtu.be/GG1ymG_ZXK8https://youtu.be/QacRrhh7wEghttps://youtu.be/RMFZG82zTL4
got vancouver takeout for lunch
hyvää huomenta, /hoc/ people
>slavic gambling commercials
>raped bitch talking to himself kwarb
>most dangerous draw in Grodno
>scoreless intermission in Saint Petersburg
>most dangerous draw in Baranovichi
toasting up some English muffins
>most dangerous draw in Minsk >>157311715crumpets, lad, I like mine with apricot preserves >cheers
>>157311603Fent?
>>157311746yeah bud
thinking about buying some time on a Calgary am radio station to start my own sports show
>>157310239I'm new to hockey. Why didn't he get off first?
broke my phone and need to get a new one. I had a lot of really good memes on there
I broke my phone five weeks ago after a particularly fraudulent game of connections. It did not have any good memes on it as I had only had it for two weeks since I broke my original phone from connections as well
thank goodness the vet saved that dog from trb. he's safe now
>usa loses prestigious 'linka gold to canada>trb's dog "randomly" needs to go to the vethmm... i think we all know what happened
>ring, ring, ring, ring, bananaphone>ding, dong, ding, dong, ding, donanaphone
trb is a decorated veteran and served our country, its rude to be mean to our vets
>scorefull draw in Baranovichi
>>157311985what would they do without his burrito delivery skills
>>157311985trb makes me not want to thank a veteran ever again
this thread is for Ice Hockey
its just hockey ya fucking retard
the vet we all need to be thanking is the vet that rescued trb's dog (from trb)
just got back from elements music fest, what'd i miss?
>>157312201Raped
Keep it hockey or you'll be disappeared for 3 days.
>>157312213good post
Oilers are only going to degrade this season
>>157312201>He puts skinny bitches on his teamNgmi
>>157312216>disappearedmuch like what little dignity trb had left on 4/17/22
>most dangerous draw in St Pete's
>>157312259Kill yourself
>connor bedard
>>157312289elite post
>>157312227jlmi
>>157312207not much
>>157312213goooood post>>157312289absolute heater of a post
/hoc/>A place for memesLove you, /hoc/>it's my favorite website>>>I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022>>>>Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery>>those wheels are slippery, lad>
>>157312396the truth is finally admitted
trb is unraveling
/hoc/ should be banned
thinking about making a youtube channel to talk hockey like shannon
ban THIS*marners into my eichelwear*
rough day to be a burrito courier
>>157312306>connor BUSTard
could have used peter forsburg as an answer 3 days in a row now
>>157312755niggas so ass that he got deported
>>157312755Farjestad BK? What’s he going to do broil up the whoppers?
Patrik Laine still has options The unsigned free-agent winger has reportedly been linked to five teams since July 1: the New York Rangers, Minnesota Wild, Tampa Bay Lightning, Toronto Maple Leafs and Philadelphia Flyers, according to @HerbZurkowsky1.At 28, Laine remains one of the most intriguing names still available, and any of these five landing spots would make for an interesting fit.Which jersey would you actually want to see Laine wearing next?
>stors
>>157313104
why was the jason robertson locking the stars into caphell so quickly memory holed?
>>157313148>1 yr deal
>>157313058Tappara
>>157313058Ilves is too good for him
TSN Overdrive off and running with Hayes and Dave Feschuk.
>>157313058Laine and Tocchet seems like a match made in heaven.
>>157313058Rangers would be funny for the mika rehabilitation tour, let's get the much much shittier lazy winger version of him
>>157313468Thought Laine was gonna be a rag for sure until they traded for Dorofeyev. They dont have a spot in the top 6 anymorw so he doesnt fit on that roster
>>157313058>50 goal scorer washing out of league at 28 How retarded is this guy?
>>157313667Pretty retarded.
I think most of the league is digesting the Tate/Jack split right now and that finding Patrick Laine a job will happen when everyone is ready
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine, Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 14 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '26 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
>>157313711They’re also awaiting Crosby’s marriage announcement
>>157313711Retard
ordered a pidser :)
>>157314059What toppings lad?
>>157314065Shut the fuck up trb
>>157314079holy shit what a good post
so here's my numbudso call me 1be
and all the other budstry to rape xheso here's bud's numbercall mitch maybe
>Houston>Atlanta>Phoenix>Indianapolis
>>157314142>>157314177good posts
Monday Knight Raw later, bros
So a fucking simple marner turned in to a 90 minute toilet fiasco
the only raw i watch is blackedrawlet's go flyers!
>>157313995>potting 50Cheeseburgers, maybe. Dudes a mental midget
Here I sit with a broken heartTried to shit but out came a fartThen I tried to take a chanceTried to fart and shit my pants
>>157313995his production took a steep decline as soon as his hair started getting JUST'd really makes one ponder
here i sit on /sp/try to make new friendsonly for my name to be trb
Laine seems to almost score a half goal per game played. You wonder whats wrong with him for nobody to take even a flyer. Drugs?
>>157314430He's an one dimensional injury prone shitter that is probably asking for more than he's worth given his injury history. Who wants to sign a powerplay specialist that is useless 5v5 and might not even make it through a quarter of the season.
What are beaver tails like?
>>157314483Like fucking dried dough with sugar on it. Use your fried brain doughboy.
kek bodied that bozo
>>157314452The one dimension happens to be the most important thing in the game though. Plenty of teams could use help on the pp. I think its either hes a drug addict or yes hes asking for money
bud + 1 = trb
*achoo!*
>>157314494you fuck dried dough?
>>157314646>Plenty of teams could use help on the ppSigning and then relying on Laine to fill those needs is retarded given his injury history. Laine is not dependable because of his injuries.
It’s just me uce
Flames, I think, will finish season with 77 points
>>157314716man when solo was yeeting I popped for that ish
monday night rawtards
Wrestlefags begone
>>157314754>>157314790you will... ACKNOWLEDGE US1
Keep it hockey related boys
I feel like Erik karlsson is really underrated and not really respected the guy has 3 Norris trophy’s over 900 career points as a defenceman and will probably get 1000 career points by the time it’s all said and done but I don’t feel like people talk about him being that good I know his defensive game isn’t the best but I still think he’s underrated
>>157314483like this
>>157314822"related" can mean a lot of things, anon, be careful with your vagaries
blue birds are on
>>157314892>>157314912raped retard
>>157314822
this is the sound I hear everytime someone makes a really cringe post on /hoc/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo
>>157314823hes only viewed negatively on /hoc/ because retards are desperate to be contrarians. hes only the 6th defenseman, and 1st in the post lockout era to have a 100+ point season, and he did that on a team that was an absolute dumpster fire at the time. he had 101 points when san jose only scored 234 goals that year. he was involved in over 40% of their offense. only 10 other players in nhl history accounted for more than 40% of the teams total offense in a single season, and he is the only defenseman on that list.
I could heem Cody Rhodes
>>157314956sure you could, sweetie
>>157312201Mario?
>>157314892Sure bud, explain to me how wwe raw posting is hockey related
>>157314970
>>157314823How many cups?
>>157314984I can't, because I'm not brain damaged enough to wrestlepost in a hockey thread, ffs >but there are a lot of other things that are vaguely hockey related that still get some people in here grumbling, like foodposting and posting other sports teams in cities that are hockey towns I would not mistake this place for a rodeo clown general, that's all I'm saying, and that's a compliment
I really really really really really love Hockey but I always thought how based it would be if we had a hockey version of Shawn Michaels
>>157314990you say that as if pierre turgeon isnt already in the hall
>>157315007rapey you're the most brain damaged retard here kwarb
>>157315007actually you have to have brain damage to post here at all
>>157315025granted
>>157315023good post and accurate post
>>157314822What’s next for Hellebuyck?
>>157315057he should embrace Buffalo and come back to the States
>>157315057staying contracted until 30-31 ya fucking retard
>>157315008Sean Avery I think he was on the cover of a girly magazine
>>157315078He’s never making playoffs again
>>157315197
>>157315197its the playoffs not playoffs
>Captain Grammar strikes again, reportedly
Then now forever together
>newfags dont know its spelt ploffsyikes
>>157315241biz says playoffs on spittin chiclets so retards think it makes them sound like hockey bros kwab
somebody, poke Gary real hard and so if any trade news falls out
>>157315319bud poked you real hard on 04/17/2022
>>157315326nice
>>157315259I think biz is funny
*penta walks into /hoc/*
>>157315354Based penta enjoyer
>I think biz is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPujBlFSQtUcanada ain't all bad desu
>>157315410he was the draw in Lucha Underground if you know you know
>>157314949yeah I think I always assume his numbers/longevity are worse than they were, and it was more of a Jeremy Roenick situation where he might have been the best player in the league for a couple years but people could still even question him getting into the hall of fame. This is not true + I made up a guy but it could still end up being the narrative because of the teams he was on
>>157315459prince puma*
>>157315514ppffffttttt hahahaha he was a bitch and is still a bitch
don't you have a whole board to yourselves
>>157315651
any good trades??????
>>157315683stephanie vaquer asshole to my face
>>157315689for what
why is everyone latino now
>Jordan Stall visited Cole Caufield working at Mr. Sub over the Summer with the Stanley Cup
>>157315709(You)s on /hoc/
>>157315683No
Census day in Australia!Sadly, they did not ask about our favourite hockey team.
>>157315822do you guys still have an emu problem
>>157315711its latinx
>>157315853is that some sort of plugin like 4chanx?
>>157315822mine's the Mustangs
>>157315721ya, i'll have a meatball on white with extra sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, mushroom, green olive, mayo, sub sauce, and s&p please
>>157315721yet bussi never visited his local chipotle
>>157315822shut the fuck up nobody cares
>>157315949Untrue and rude
>>157315839I don't think anyone considers them a problem these days. They're farm animals and tourist attractions.>>157315877The Brave have a nice little arena, but the Ice Dogs might have the best sexual dog mascot.
>>157315891who the FUCK puts mayo and lettuce on a meatball sub? this is why you guys keep losing hockey games
>>157315972you should try it. its good desu
>>157315956oh it's true it's damn true
>>157315898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiOBtOUUukMchipotle workers do not return to chipotle
>>157315971are you allowed to ride the emus for free?
>>157315998why would an emu need money?
>>157315998it would be too much for the bird's bones, much like riding Bedard
>>157316002for an emu-rgency
>>157316034
>>157316051neither one can bench 2pl8
>>157316034JEN
has that bench pl8 kid ever drawn a (You)
>>157316124and that's how you deal with have male pattern baldness
>>157316105our white noise posters are valuable role players on our championship-winning team
>>157316143nah we gotta send them down there's no room
>rags
>>157316124achievable natty?
*plays when you come around on guitar*
>>157316207basedfor me, it's jesus of suburbia though
>>157316238normie album but it is good
American Idiot was about me
real ones had Dookie in junior high
>>157316311my first CD, in fact, got it with a brand new Discman
>>157311948>>157312032>>157312128>>157312201>>157312259legally why the fuck cant you get a job?
>>157316318jari kurri looks korean
solo bro's....
>>157316362There’s a whole board for your slop
>>157313058>score 80 goals in your first two seasons>become a hollow shell of yourself because you can't stop playing video games>now remain unsigned and nobody even wants to offer you a guaranteed contract in a watered down league
i still don't read anime posts
>>157316375hampage got cancelled
>>157316415would rather read something that tries talking hockey
Put your money on lil Brotas or the better Hutson to win the calder now you degenerate faggots
>>157316415bro same >>157316427cringe
I filter every wrestlehomo
>>157316430Sure just like Demidive was gonna win the calder last season, right?
>>157316430I'll take Martone, all things considered
>>157316446Cope. Lil Brotas is going to put Belarus on the map and if you're mean to him Tom Wilson will suplex you like that faggot Panarin.
>>157316467Capitals are gonna choke so hard on their expectations
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157316499
>>157316467Belarus is already on the map
>"white" russia
GOT A FACE LIKE CHARLES BRONSONSTRAIGHT OUTTA GREEN BAY WISCONSINNOT JUST A SINGER IN THE BAND HE'LL PUKE ON YOUHE'LL FUCK YOUR MOM HE'LL SMOKE WHILE HUFFING GAS
>>157316515In my house its Southern Lithuania
>>157316491It has yet another second round loss written all over it but they easily make the playoffs as well.
>>157316467tommy salo already put belarus on the map, newfag.
>>157316570he was elite for about 3 weeks
>>157316570>le miracle run against retarded swedesIf lil Protas is as good as the craps believe he is, and some other guys pan, Belarus out has a good chance to become a second tier nation for a a couple tourneys.
>
cleaned and shopped all day i want to fucking go to sleep but i still have to pick someone up from the airport in 2 hours AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157316658You’re a kind man
>>157316630why does his head look like that and why does his skin look like that
>>157316630
>>157316675why does his head look like that and why does his skin look like that
>>157316664thanks bro
>>157316684some men were born to play a henchman on a canadian scifi show
>>157316722i find it disgusting
>>157316670>>157316684got attacked by sharkie his first day in the bay
>>157316767fucking die
>>157316776Still mad that your vegassies lost?
>>157316785nice try nerd
>>157316786Better cry about them harder
>>157316785*
what did you guys wish for at 11:11?
>>157316827that you would shut the fuck up. it didn't come true.
>>15731682711:11 is 9:11 for me kwab
>>157316831only 9 here kwab
>>157316827For you to know the real time
>>157316827I used to make wishes at 11:11 but they never came true (I never got a gf).
>>157316862Why didn't you ever wish for canada to win the cup, lol
lol
pacific-chads run /hoc/
>>157316955Sometimes I wish I lived on the East Coast so I could watch hockey games that start at 10pm and enjoy the night.
>>157316978wow that sucks
does your favorite player have that GRRRR in them?
>>157317042So we get to laugh at Canada for another year?
>>157317093Please don't. We've had enough.
15 bunnies 6 racoons 2 skunks
how can i get more grrrr
i'm watching wcw they're in my home state of new mexico
>>157316205Yes. Just eat 4.4-8.8 grams per kg of body weight and be in the gym for 2-4 hours per day. And remember, the more you eat and train the bigger you'll be as a natty. Watch any Hollywood actor training video and you'll learn that! Good luck!
>>157317366Is doing all this for a chance at puss worth it?
>>157317366i already have a chud kid im fine
i'm pee dub from the feet up
>>157317542yikes. looks like an alien
I love pissing. The buildup and eventual release of a full bladder is phenomenal, a cathartic release that has physical and mental benefits.When that pure, clear (I stay hydrated) torrent of urine spews out of my wiener it's like nothing else and when I eventually get bored unleashing a monstrous stream into the toilet and shift to blasting the floor next to the porcelain throne just for the sake of doing it my mind drifts to the Calgary Flames and the multitude similarities to every season they've played since 1989. When it sprays my feet and I track it into my living room I really feel like Craig Conroy, retarded and destructive but free to do whatever my mentally deficient little heart desires. Sometimes I consider drinking it, pissing into my own mouth just to really immerse myself into the Flamiac culture. Piss drenched, retarded, and happy knowing my brain power can't comprehend what is happening, refusing to consider the long term ramifications of dousing my own floor with piss and filling my gullet with human waste. In these moments I truly feel like Dustin Wolf, sometimes Iginla when I manage to put most of it in the shitter but still end up blasting a few shots behind the toilet, missing the mark just barely but enough to make it a failure in the eyes of the public.
stella is stupid and i don't respect her
>>157317583My biggest problem with peeing is I get too eager and flush before I empty the tank.
>spending ear hours on chink shitcouldn't be me
my problem with peeing is it hurts ever since I got back from thailand
>spending pee hours in chink countriescouldn't be me
>>157317599>>157317648What the fuck is your problem with Asians?
They sure did wear a lot of hockey jerseys in wcw, hockey must have been really popular and not headed towards an inevitable lockout
>>157317655how much time you got?
>>157317678I was listening to an old observer radio from 2001 and alvarez said someone in the crowd had a sign that said "islanders suck" but it was spelled "Ilanders suck"
>>157317678you can always tell when some geek in the writing room has a specific hobby they keep putting on tv eg the star trek jokes during ruthless aggression or vaq's ass in 2025
>>157317678I pity the fool
haven't watched raw yet shall watch with my E-God sister tomorrow
>>157317818in the attic, no doubt
>>157317826in the living room with the rest of the family that's visiting tranny tiny lost kwab
>>157317827summertarp got btfo by tony
when I went they had like 20 of these in the prostate exam waiting room
>>157317853cope that was the egg donation waiting room
>>157317857maybe on planet gay mag
for my birthday next week can we have a thread where everyone is nice to each other
Threw on the WCW stream while I play DOA. IT'S Nash and Hall vs Flair and Piper right now.
>>157317926kino
Hall and Nash won thanks to Syxx interference. Now it's Hall and Randy Savage vs DDP and a mystery partner, Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig. I already know how this ends, Hennig turns on DDP and joins the nWo
we love x-pac here
holy mother of didn't ask
>>157317979most dimeless gimmick in /hoc/ history
>>157317979um actually you're not allowed to insult wrestlefags or say homoerotic theatre is not actually a sport or call out the fact there's an entire containment board for them, sorry
Lex Luger vs Hulk Hogan up next. Think this is the match Luger wins the belt. They are also showing a Hulk Hogan marathon on the Vault.
watching the 2021 spider man since we're going to see the new one tomorrow and apparently you need to know what happens in this one
could have just spent 3 minutes reading the wiki
im chillin dude got nothing better to do while drinking beers
doctor stephen strange cast a spell where everyone forgets that peter parker is spider man even his gf zendaya and fat filipino best friend kwab
>>157318450pretty based that tom holland spider man only bangs black girls though
mcdavid's working on his soul in the offseason the league is not ready
>>157317996>homoerotic theatreyou're telling on yourself
huomenta!just woke up
>yeah yeah whatevs
I just wanna say one thing...If the USA hockey team would have won their hockey gold medal, the way the canadian curling team won their gold medal. I would have wanted them to shoot themselves in the freakin' head.
>>157318920Because unlike your so-called curling gold medal winning olympians, the USA hockey team didn't win their gold medal by whining and complaining until someone gave it to them. They won it the old fashioned way. Oh, It's true, it's true.
>>157318935They earned it, because they are the Big Red White & Blue Machine and canadians...I hope you're listening.
Just finished reading Return of the King in one sitting lads. 14 hours. I'm tired and houmenta but opposite.
>>157318952I do it with spotify reading to me. I always fall asleep though.
>The MNHL
>>157318973I would fuck her in her ass so hard.
>day old bread
>>157319149>4 day old bread in the catalogue
>>157318973>that's good because I think you're an ugly bitch-me when I cross her path
>>157318952based, is it your first time through? Sadly I'm only a filmlet but am planning on finally reading them someday
>>157318920>>157318935We're the bad boys of curling, men want to be us and women want to fuck us
>>157318952That’s incredible
>>157318952That's amazing anon!
bonjour
>>157318920the americans did cheat their way to a men's hockey gold medal much in the same way canada cheated to get the men's curling golda small infraction that would not disqualify the teamteam usa had too many men on the ice and handled the puck, the refs ignored itjust the same as the curling refs ignored the stone contact
>>157319280
>>157319287it was worse than wwe when a ref has to pretend he didn't see a wrestler run in and break up the pin
>>157319287i only see three men
skoda cup > olympics
>>157319280further more the embarrassing thing from the canada curling was that the skip denied doing any wrongful contact and lambasted the rivals skip for the accusation>>157319287i dont see anyone from team usa begging the ref for a penalty in this frame to absolve themselves
>>157319322another incoherent raj post
>>157319303For me, it’s WJC
>>157319335try reading it again with your eyes open
for me it's 'inka
Which sunbelt team will take McDavid
>all these off topic posts
>>157319453the florida panthers
>>157319453He'll champion a femboy revolution in Houston
>>157319453Kangz so he can chase Latinas
>>157319453thrashers
>>157319534go back
hockey is for everyone chud
>>157319635as a card carrying chud, i hate this
I find it offensive whenever NHL players and other pro athletes work at fast food restaurants for a day for PR because its stolen valor and disrespects my other brothers and sisters on the front lines everyday increasing shareholder value
/hoc/ is cute today!!
>>157319635these cunts
>>157319725Thanks!
>>157319725Thanks fren :3
>#Isles have revealed the 8 finalists for their fan-created third jersey competition.>A bracket-style tournament for fans to vote on will begin tomorrow. The team will wear the winning jersey in 27/28.
>>157319783for me, its the New York Lighthouses
>>157319725(*ï¿£3ï¿£)
Bros...
>>157319919thank you gary
i'm gonna sign evander kane to a /hoc/ deal so we might have to send someone down
alexisonfire this saturdayim so hype
Research chemicals got me bleedin' out my ears, man
>boomer music
>>157319957Based! Have fun :)
>>157319871JEN
>>157319783
just cracked open a cold mountain dew, bros#DoTheDew
Who's the Dennis Rodman of NHL?
>drinking artificial syrup slopngmi
>>157320129JT Miller of the Vancouver Canucks
or Jack Eichel of the Golden Knights
Cracked open a cold can of premium goyfluid
ice cold wter from the tap
>>157320180king shit
>>157320180mine from the fridge
>>157318710is this real?
might pick the new houston team as my 2nd team
*heems the first swede i see*
*steams the first swede i see*
>>157320157>>157320163Lewd
Anyone see this?? Could be a big year for these two
>>157320336Jen, lol and kek even.
>>157320336>Tampa Bay Lightning>2019 Juggernaut
>>157320464>standings
why are the Shorks such a zesty-ahh Twink team?
>>157320564sharks WILL win the cup
>>157320564They live in San Francisco
>>157320564it's full of leafs and swedes
swedes the heem i first see
>>157319534what? being stoic means you understand there is no reason to suffer. what a silly post
>>157320790thats why theyre winning the cup
>>157320809maybe on planet retard
>>157320809oh wait are you that leafophile swede? kwab
>>157320807ok there marcus aurelius of ontario
I'm Ligamas Maballsus from /hoc/
imagine being an ameriboo in the sport of hockeylike you retards havent won playoff mvp in over a decade
imagine being canadian and not winning a cup since 1993>
>>157321037not something im familiar withcould you cite your source
i cant imagine any of those scenarios because I can't see the pucks and I'm also a gay retard
Lotta hostility itt
>>157321122/hoc/ should be for frens
>>157319229Naw, first time was in middle school. Books are pretty damn good anon, and not as long as people think. If you do get around to reading them, don't skip the songs. They're in the story for a reason.
>laffs
IM STUCK IN A COMASTUCK IN A NEVER ENDING SLEEPAND SOME DAY I WILL WAKE UPAND REALIZE I MADE UP EVERYTHING
Look into my AssssWhat do you seeee?A lot of poo poo and pee pee
>>157321707Why is there pee pee in there?
>>157319957>Alexison FireWhat a stupid fucking name. His parents should be shot.
>>157321055>could you cite your source
>>157321851Alex is on fire
>>157322125Alexis on fire
WHERE YOU END I BEGIN
>>157322191thats not an alexisonfire song
only alexisonfire song i like is .44 caliber love letter
honestly? never heard of that band
>>157322265true they were never like a gob or trebel charger
>>157322265they're no children of bodom, that's for sure
>>157322271Everybody has heard Gob and Treble Charger. Nobody has heard Alexisonfire.
>>157322265Not everyone can compare to insomnium
>>157321681that song sucks>>157319957that band sucks
/hoc/ has better taste in music than /mu/
>>157322318you suck
>>157322347>>157322347>>157322347New
New thread when
>>157322354Thanks
