ballvious: >>157308005
Anime
>>157312355>>157312337this reads like a 18 year old who wants free healthcare
>>157312380>young Lou Gehrigwho knew this young man would go on to create one of the most sinister diseases in human history
>>157312424it's "the mlb"
>>157312432and yet he’s in the hall of fame while Bonds isn’t
just a reminder that only 2 weeks ago the doyers had a commanding 13 game lead in their division...
>>157312380>luke eric
chris sale should win the cy since it's the most soul option
>>157312489I’m pretty sure they favor older veterans over young guys so I’m actually gonna go sunny grin and chris sale
>>157312489how can you deny Misiorowski
>>157312497him whining like a bitch about the angels mound made me not like him
>>157312436It's THEE Ohio State University
>>157312495>>157312489it's ohtani and it's not even closehow many home runs has Chris Sale hit this year?
Ohtani really been playing like a replacement level player for over a month while PCA is playing like prime Willie Mays. At one point they were saying ohtani was on pace for 12+ WAR
>>157312538Dodgers fans seemingly refuse to entertain the possibility that they will stink it up this year with an aging lineup and broken down rotation and awful bullpen
>>157312538he's past his prime vs the young cums
>>157312510Nigga please if there wasn’t a universal DH, max free would win that shit every single year with a 270 batting average
>>157312551I was calling that it's an issue that our core is like 34-36 with multiple kids. No one wants to hear that after b2b WS wins though. The hope is that the infusion of the newer guys can bring back the drive they would otherwise not have. Like when you get a new dog to motivate your 10-12 y/o dog to liven up.
>>157312563He's no Donald Grienkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYsyFRYi-CQ
Cap 'em!
>>157312538It's really funny since the dodgers thought PCA was too white to play for them
>>157312621that's a cope post, they brought in kyle fuckme
>>157312633you have to understand, PCA was asking for league minimum while Tucker was asking for Ohtani money; clearly one must be better since it costs more (LA logic)
1.33 ERA in 20.1 IP against the Atlanta Braves
why do so many dodgers players have disgusting scraggly beards
Why does Ben Rice look like he's 12
>>157312643Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, and Greg Maddux right there.
for me it's final fantasy 8 mets memes
>>157312686You’re a 50 year old janitor on 4chan who works at Kroger’s.
are the 2026 mests the worst team in wins/$ this decade?
So wait the Yankees get the Mariners while the Red Sox get the Blue Jays?Who's going to end up 2nd by the end of the week?
>>157312705the 2026 dodgers come playoff time, you'll see
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
>>157312707The Tampa Bay Rays.
>>157312704absolutely mindroken. just a little red meat for you so you'll keep smelling our farts while masturbating.
>>157312332I started the argument and then went to do yardwork >:)
What teams have a big 3 core?
>>157312739xir has advanced to trying to jealously try to gate keep the general now. very impressive.
>>157312740Snelly Snell pitches tomorrow for the second time all season, I'll let you know after that
Are people just seething about the yankees to try and cover up for the doyers slumping?
>>157312739your lawn looks like shit
>>157312643Cole/Fried/Schlittler/Rodon is honestly the best rotation in baseball if they could just stay healthywell, maybe Skubal/Yamamoto/Snell/Ohtani/Glasnow is better just cuz there's 5 quality arms there
>>157312740>mfw Indian AI excludes Wheeler/Sanchez/Luzardo to conserve water.
Does anyone else work at Krogers?
>>157312380>Strike 1>Ball 1>Fail ball- Strike 2>Ball 2>Fail ball>Fail ball>Ball 3>Fail ball>Strike 3Rince and repeat.
>>157312803i've actually never seen a kroger's>ralphs>stater bros>value-something>vons>hmart
>>157312819>Fail ball
>>157312784
>>157312771It needs wadur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-hKBmTAADo
>>157312830>Buehlerwhat brainiac took the time to make this?
>los mlb
>>157312850is it el MLB?
>>157312803I did the night shift stocking shelfs for Kroger when I was 19. Worst job I've ever had, night shift people are weirdos.
>>157312863>Worst job I've ever hadkek. what a candy ass
>>157312643how are you supposed to tell them apart? why do THEY always look the same?
>asking /mlb/ if people work at a chain which hasn't reached the american southwest
>>157312884They own Fry's
oh okay kroger is ralph's in california
>>157312803can you please tell me if kroger still sells the fizz and co. seltzer water? it was 3 flavors, cola, root beer, and dr pepper. it was the best flavored seltzer i ever had
Publix is the best grocery store
>>157312908this is a bunnings general
>>157312882I miss him.
the best grocery store is the one that hasn't installed security cameras yet
>>157312931based bodega thief
Imagine there’s no heavenNo hell below us
>>157312967imagine not watching your six and not being able to imagine anymore
>>157312967>you now remember j'marcus fro-man
>>157312740mclean/scott/thornton
>>157312586>real name is donaldwelp, he's not getting in the HoF now; may as well be named hitler
doyerpacos really go mask off over that black yankees player
>>157312643>yankees cap>facial hairthere's a reason they don't win anymore
>>157313023its not 2020 anymore sis
>>157312967Imagine a white person
>>157312863stocked shelves at target when I was in high school, all my co-workers were friends from high school and some weirdo 30 year old who wanted to date a high schooler. generally, it was chill and we just fucked around for 8 hours and got paid an extra $1/hr while not having to deal with karens
>>157312967he wouldve stopped this.
>>157312830>>157312840paco is awake
>>157312819the worst part is when the pitcher is offsides or the ball goes out of balance just before homer one
>>157313054night shift is way better than having to deal with customers
>>157312898they do, yes; and you're right
>>157313054>mfw now you're the 30 year old trying to date high schoolersseek help
>>157312740The Miz would bootyblast any of those 3s.
>>157313066>offsidesdo you mean "false start" as in balk?
>>157312863my favorite jobs were all night shiftcan't do it for too long or it starts to fuck with your brain though
>>157313046this got em bubbling kek
>>157313037Brandon Marsh is probably the most disgusting human being I’ve ever seen if you can even call him a human being. He’s just a nasty piece of shit.
>>157312803there was a double STEM major in the last thread that does
>>157312380You guys think the Tigers will make the playoffs? Highest run diff, 101 win pace since June 1st, Verlander's last ride. The rotation seems ok even after trading those two.
>>157313008McLean is dealing.
average dodgers fan
they're seething out of the gate today
>>157313106he probably showers more regularly than you. he's not a dirtbag. it's just a really cringe affect.
>>157313115Vertransder is here for the milestones
>>157313120spot on but one detail id add is that instead of white and female its brown and male
>>157313132He probably needs to shower more than I do, considering the fact that he doesn’t cut his hair or shave his beard that disgusting animal probably leaves an entire trail of tears worth of breadcrumbs on his face when he’s done eating a sandwich
they just can\t stop thinking about us
>>157313062BUENAS DIAS
>>157313152I don't like him, either. I'm just pointing out it's a lot of time spent keeping up that stupid look for whatever reason. Married with a family, his teammates wouldn't stand for him being a stinker for very long, either.
>ugly unkept beards on the dodgers? GOOD>ugly unkept beards in the rest of the lague, especially hated east coast teams?BAD
>>1573128302024 los starting pitchers pitchers
>>157313185philthies always get a pass on this
>>157313185Forcibly shave every last one of those putrid bums
i could heem every single person itt
>>157313185he still isn't going to let you suck his dick\, bro
>aieee stop exposing us puto
doyers we #1 ese i told em i aint stayin at the shitty black motels by LAX fuck that shit ho maybe KC royals can stay there with the black bitch prostitutes but i aint fuck em
>>157313221it's the other way around. why do people want to participate but only in a passive aggressive manner by greentexting only? is it really that much easier to only soliloquize?
>>157313205I always thought Brandon Marsh was larping as Jayson Werth
>>157313267Werth was a true 5 tool player. He should have had a HoF career if not for his injuries.
He has the second highest OPS in THE MLB. That’s what he does. Also, the best center fielder in the world isn’t worth a 5 ERA starter. Let’s get some facts straight. Baseball is 95% hitting and pitching. Everything else is marginal at best.
if the sux don't put up at least 20 runs tonight theyre frauds
>>157313289Same for PCA, I’ll be sad when he gets killed by a line drive or ruptures his ACL
>>157312819just like my jays, except that strike 3 is usually about 20 feet out of the zone
>>157313309Werth missed the entire 2006 and 2007 season when he took a pitch of his hand in st. He was only 26 when it happened.
>>157313289>5 tool playerand what are those 5 tools?
>>157313316I think Vladdy is experiencing some heavy fattygay after last seasons masterclass.
>>157313326*only '06 and a 1/3 of '07
>>157313327Wheelbarrow, compass, seismograph, black powder.
>>157313115>Highest run diff,STFU ABOUT THIS FFS THIS ALL COMES FROM BLOWOUT WINSTHIS "OFFENSE" IS INCAPABLE OF CLUTCHING OUT RUNS IN CLOSE GAMES. BUMS, THE LOT OF 'EM
>>157313327Suckin dick, swallowing, jerkin off dick, takin it up the ass, and spitting on it
i think PCA deserves all the MVP talks. one thing i want to mention is that the media seems like it's almost trying to downplay ohtani's 8 wins on the mound. it's always>sure, he won 8 games, but he might not pitch anymorei don't get it. he has 8 wins credited to him while also swinging the bat like he does. those 8 wins will still be there and thr fact that he won't get enough innings to qualify as a starter shouldn't matter
You win games with Jimmies and Joes not X's and O's
>>157313352Is that what they put in their tin spaceship today?
>>157313370crisp 58 year old scout about to be replaced with a chatgpt subscription
>>157313112a double STEM the majors, I think you mean
>Sneks have DFA'd Paul SewaldGet that man a ticket to Seattle
>>157313141also a reflection of cock in the eyes
>>157313369why do some of you obsess so much about who deserves what award? it means absolutely nothing.
>>157313152Brandon Marsh is part of the "no 'poo" movement, so he's really as nasty as he appears
>>157313160don't you mean buenas mananas?
>>157313396>subscriptionnot even. i guarantee these executives are using the free version to save money
>>157313402>don't talk about baseball in a baseball threadKEK
>>157313298Yordan Alvarez?
lets keep it the baseball related
>>157313422new topic: what was a bigger disaster for baseball? integration or universal dh?
White Sox desu
>>157313419it's on par with talking about bananball for me but knock yourself out, champ.
>>157313425and there it is
>>157313427Excuse me, bananaball is baseball.
About how many employees does Target Corporation employ? (You can use Google.)
>>157313425they're the same thing
>>157313435so it is
>>157313438@grok can you answer this for me?
What was the opening price of GOOG stock on September 26, 2025?
>>157313396you just know some teams will do that
>>157313438i look like this and bat like this
RAYS UP!
Imagine you have a friend who just finished reading the book Doyle Brunson by Jackie Alyson and really enjoyed it. Would The Wager by David Grann be a good recommendation for a follow up read?
In 3-5+ full sentences, please describe why this may or may not be a good recommendation. (The more insightful and well-reasoned explanation you write, the better, since we prioritize high-quality writing.) (Make sure to use and cite credible sources when researching this question.) Note: you MUST write at least three sentences
>>157313397no, I mean the major, as in the major league baseball, or the mlb
>>157313451can't help you, sorry. I only read genre fiction
>>157313421dumbass
>>157313415mr bossman sir, we burnt through our annual token allotment trying to find a way to stop the dodgers
If you could time-travel to observe any historical period or moment for a day, where and when would you go, and what would you hope to learn? Please explain your answer in 3-5+ full sentences. Note: you MUST write at least three sentences:
Why are the Yankees allowed to have a bunch of good pitchers, but the Dodgers get shamed for it even though most are injured?
>>157313469it feels like AI is going to all but wipe out human based writing and the arts in general. I can see a world where people will be considered cringe if they want to read anything written before the point of singularity that's being thought about.
>>157313482The dodgers are a soulless franchise with no modern history.
Wanted to larp as babe Ruth so I got a pack of America’s Best (formerly known as Red Man) chewing tobacco. How am I supposed to use this? Just stick a wad in my mouth and chew? It is causing extreme saliva production.
>>157313478I want to go back to a time before written language. It could be anywhere in the world, but it must include people fucking out in the open without shame. I would hope to learn if I would be allowed to participate.
>>157313482>Yankees>good pitcherssource?
>>157313438>>157313449How do you deal with your adoring fans?
>>157313516
cum shitter kek
>>157313478Gobekli Tepe at the time of the "birth" of agriculture. I want to know if there was a tiny remnant population of an old advanced civilisation that passed their knowledge onto the locals. Otherwise, the day of the younger dryas comet impact. I would want to spend half the day living life with whatever civilisation was around at the time and then experience the biblical flooding and chaos of the impact.
kek cum shitter
Why is there no the mlb on during the day :(
How can a walk award an RBI while simultaneously not being an official at bat?The run was not batted in, literally or technically
>>157313573the better question is: why isn't a walk considered an official at bat?
>>157313579don't ask questions that you're not prepared for the answers to
>>157313573I was literally thinking about this exact same thing yesterday. Just rewarding players for not swinging the bat?
I don’t know if I’ll be able to stay awake for this one bros. I’m tired
>>157313507Stick a wad between your cheek and gum. Let it sit and occasionally lightly chew the wad to release juice. Spit out excess juice.
>>157313573>>157313590The pitcher is punished for not throwing strikes.
>>157313579what's even dumber is that walks don't count as at bats but increase your on base percentage. if you have 2 plate appearances in a game, strike out the first time and walk the second time, you have a 1.000 OBP
>>157313590if you have the patience to draw a walk instead of popping out to the 2nd baseman after one pitch it's an accomplishment.
for me it's baxter bobcat
>>157313478The day they decided a walk isnt an official at bat. What i'd want to learn: the truth
>>157313597tail looks like a schlong, or as you say in england, banger
>>157313606That's not how OBP works anon. It would be .500
>>157313614I don’t think they say that. Banger usually means a sausage
think about it. there could theoretically be a player with 0 career at bats, but multiple RBIs
>>157313621OBP is based on at bats, not plate appearance
cum shitter fag hanging from a noose
>>157313626banger is the cringe slang here now for a catchy tune
>>157313633It's based on plate appearances
>>157313612It was a semi-arbitrary decision made by people hundreds of years ago based on what they valued in "good" players at the time, changes don't get made to these stats because stat nerds like continuity of history. That's why most people use WAR because it's time/era and position independent.
>>157313637we've already circled back to "jam" actually
I want something like this to happen in a high leverage playoff situation so there become calls to take down the retarded netshttps://xcancel.com/barstoolsports/status/2086872945536708621
cum shitter roflcopter
>>157313650I like a bop
croshit kek
>>157313650I can stomach that
>>157312380REMINDER:A LIFETIME BAN IS NOT AN *ETERNAL* BAN AS "LIFETIMES" ARE NOT CONSIDERED TO BE "ETERNAL". PETE ROSE AGREED TO A "LIFETIME" BAN, NOT ONE THAT WOULD LAST FOR *ETERNITY*. HIS LIFETIME ON EARTH IS OVER. HE FULFILLED HIS END OF THE BARGAIN. IT'S TIME TO PUT HIM IN THE HALL OF FAME.also a reminder that ohtani did the same thing rose did (his lawyers initially said he knew, but upon realizing they accidentally told the truth, said lawyers came back and lied by telling everyone "oops we didn't mean it like that") and yet 0 bans or penalties of any kind befell him.
>>157313660That's kino.
>>157313633dumb bitch
>>157313733seethe bitch kek
>>157313633stupid faggot little cocksucker
>>157313742see >>157313733
>>157313706pete rose is alive and well living on epstein island 2
>on BASE percentage>not based on BASE appearancesthere's a retard running loose in /mlb/ again
>>157313749And still is doing nothing wrong.
>>157313752the /mlb/*
>>157313752*the / the mlb/
>>157312401it's max munky bobble head day :DDD
croshitter kek https://youtu.be/d82bnS2Yt8E?is=OiX5QPT5u-OICuE5
>>157313762
>>157313758>>157313760*teh / mleb /
days when my gards dont play are relaxing
You know at one point in June. The A's were top of the AL West
>>157313752I'll show you something based *pulls down pants*
R's are going to sweep the dodgers
>>157313807who?
>>157313824why’d you pull down my pants?
>>157313807
>>157313823every AL West team has lead the division this year, exactly 1 month apart from each other
>>157313826let's hope not
>>157313849that's a man
>>157313828rachel pizzolato
>>157313862and a hot one, at that
>>157313884your team is the "rachel pizzolato"? I'm trying to figure out what you meant by gard...
>am i weeb pilled enough for you yet?
>>157312463where's Ohtani?
yankees always get doyerpacos seething for some reasonprobably because they dominated for generations when it was the best and only real sport in america, doyerpacos came in late when it was all already over and are fighting for scraps against hated basketball
>>157312882Fried looks jewish
Just remembered MLB Field of Dreams is this Thursday between the Twins and Phillies. Bad News... its gonna rain in Iowa the whole morning and afternoon, so them walking out of a wet cornfield may not be feasible
>>157313925*pulls down pants* I got your ohtanny right here
>>157313916you wouldnt understand even if I wanted you to
>dodgers would have to win 7.95 world series to equal the American Sports Importance of seattle's recent superbowl
Today, I'll watch some baseball
>>157313922reminder those are Chinese characters
>>157313939we don't think about you until we have to play you. you take flak from all corners here, tho.
>First game of tge day is bjs and redsStill smokey outside, I went for a walk today and it felt like I was breathing in a campfire. Then when I got home I passed out for an hour.
>>157313922Free my nigga Shinosuke Abe he dindu nuffin. His daughters were fighting and had the right to discupline them and not lose his job at the Yomuiri Jints
>>157313984you're ruining our quality of life down here and we're gonna sue
>>157313922I don't speak anime
>>157314001I do. It reads "Glory to the CCP"
>>157313984what about covering your face with a wet cloth?
>>157313984the smell of bush fire is kino
Torrens (Backup C) and Stock (37-year old trans woman) might be the Mets best 1-2 since DeGrom and Sneedergard
>>157314017ill show you wet cloth*pulls down pants to reveal pissy undies*
>>157314025how long was Syndergaard even good for? 10-20 starts at most?
>>157314038nvm, 5 war in 31 starts, aged 23 season. what could have been...
>>157314026for me it's adult diapies with aloe
>>157313992>>157314017>>157314018You dont get any of the snacks I got from the corner store <(-_-)>
>>157314008You get banned for saying that on /v/
>>157314071why are you on v instead of the superior vg?
>>157314082I'm on the superior /vr/ and /vst/
There is no way in hell the Cubs have won 5 more games because they have PCA instead of Trout.
>>157314106create your own war system instead of whining about this shit all the time
>>157314119>WAR. WAR never changes.
>>157314106WAR doesn’t explain anything. The definition of WAR is the most circular definition ever.
>>157314106People say PCA is electric to watch, but he's honestly completely forgettable. Nothing about that WAR farmer is particularly interesting. If you're not mashing a crazy amount of homers, I really don't care about your "MVP" campaign and I'd rather see it go to a pitcher like the Miz.
>>157313975>t. retard who thinks a small market team winning a single elimination tournament would be seen as being of greater value to the hundreds of millions of people who just don't give a shit about the sharthawks dodgersderangementsyndromelollmao
best off 1 baseball is the corniest shit of all time
>>157314143seething
>>157314147Game 163 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
>>157314143Cringe, dodgers simply can’t compete
PCA isn't an MVP because he can't even handle bants with White Sox girls
>>157314143oh ho ho, now this one is certified MAD at the hawks
>>157314162That woman is why he leveled up, and why ohtani will never be in the goat debate anymore. Sad
If PCAs nutsack suddenly exploded, do we think he would be able to carry on his MVP season?
>>157314152>>157314156>>157314167my dodgies have these obese slobs squealing like a stuck pig.lol.lmao.
you lost rammy
>>157314194The Dodgers love the Seahawks!
where the heck is baseball
>>157314194Seahawks won that Super Bowl
>Actually look up what Kalshi app is.>Its a gambling app where you bet Yes/No on if up coming events are going to happen>The app calls it "Event Contracts"Yeah, I think the dollar scam is over.
>>157314180People forget that PCA had an awful stretch for like 2 weeks after that incident. He had like 3 straight games with an error and couldn't hit for shit. IDK what happened after that to turn him around. >>157314182PCA is a eunuch.
>>157314207The first game isn't even until 4pm.
>>157314210Is Jesus going to return before 2030 (Y/N) (-11010100101010101010)
>>157314215So you're saying he's a mental midget?
>>157312819I live for the suffering of Mets fans.
Mondays are shit even in baseball late ass games
explain to me how i'm not in the blue jays market
>>157314208against the team that had the easiest path there all century. only delusional patriots fans and other such retards were surprised by the outcome. meanwhile, the dodgers are about to 3 peat and cause the whole league to seethe and shit its pants so hard that it'll take them the entire 2027 calendar year to clean themselves off, citing a "lockout" as their cover story.
>>157314210actually, it's "trading" not gambling, it's legal in all 50 states
>>157314221The first "bet" is some gay ass american election thing. Dude, shit really is fake and gay.
>>157314228National borders
>>157314228you are not in the blue jays' market because you are located in america, not faggotland.
>>157314238>3 peatWC round exit
>>157314240How is there a difference?
>>157314254they are geographically more of a local team to me than the yankees>>157314252stupid reason for me not to be able to watch a sports team consistently
>>157314262There's a world cup round now? Fucking Infantino....
>>157314268i agree. however, you unfortunately end up hosed here because you managed to avoid being stuck in faggotland.
>>157314268You think that's rough for you, imagine the Seattle hockey fans before the Kraken became a thing? Or conversely Vancouver baseball fans?
>>157314264I am simply putting stocks in whether a thing happens and the value of those stocks go up when the thing does happen! No different from the stock market! It's not "gambling" unless you consider trading stocks to be gambling!
>>157314264it's the difference between playing blackjack or poker at casinoin blackjack you play against the casino and the casino makes money by having an edge on youin poker you play against other players and the casino makes money by collecting a percentage of the winningsin other words prediction markets are skill-based and gambling is luck-based
>prediction markets are skill-basedreminder that betfags actually believe this kek
>>157314210>Kalshi>"Trade on Anything">go to Commodoties>no option to trade on frozen concentrated orange juice futures
>>157314090>vris protomagical"girl" still a mod?
>>157314223That's 100% what I'm getting at.
>>157314125but does it make more sense than tQBR?
>>157314140>t. just jerked off to ohtranny's dog again
>>157314303>>157314319So whats stopping insurance companies from paying people to fake events?
imagine the KWAB if the doyers don't win the WS and there's a cap
>>157314380telling on yourself, miguel
>>157314210billionaire libertarians run the world and you're just living in it
>>157314303A share of stock is a portion of ownership in a business or asset. A prediction "market" is a pool of money split between the house and gamblers.
>>157314448DINGER!
>>157314448it's just a fancier way of gambling
>>157314238doyerpaco fuming kek
>>157314238kek!
>>157314412Nah, that sounds gay, no thank you.
>>157314482day of the rope is coming. stay limber.
Will the Asstros make it to the playoffs? The Rangers are not being friendly about it.
Predict 'em!
dodgerchads run this genny
>>157314493I'm gonna need the asstros to win the divvy because the rangers are one of the few tiebreakers my tigs will have
/copalib/ mogs /mlb/, much like how Argentina and Brazil mog mexico
>the MLB
I go to Dodgers Stadium during a heat wave to see some nips, not Shohei or Vegeta
Surely the Red Sox will be able to recover from the embarrassing A's loss, right?
>>157314538probably yeah
PFMA
>>157314523/mlb/, friend of the show
>>157314527>nipswhat kind of nips we talking here
>>157314558Chop on, brutha!
Shohei Ohtranny
>>157314600ITS GOING, GOING, ITS GONE
What does "MLB" stand for again?
>>157314600
I haven't been paying attention to american league baseball for the last week and I just saw the Mariners record.
>>157314613fuck my ass
>>157314620I don't think it's very different from a week ago anon, they were getting swept then too.
>>157314621don't mind if I do
>>157314515You cannot compare a genny with multiple countries focused on a certain part of the biggest sport of all time, one that has lots of teams and players competing in it with multiple tourneys where you can cross over who you root for and simply enjoy the sport in general while bantering a bit, to a genny of 90 percent Americans talking about a specific league that has only 30 teams. Of course off-topic mental illness will be far more prevalent here. Baseball is cool though.
>>157314538i don't knownormally they'd steamroll them but they're kind of beat up and sick right now
>>157314106The difference between PCA and Trout is Trout's defense has cratered in the eyes of war. They're not too far off with the bat.
>>157314638This genny is more racially segregated though due to Doyer fan demographics
/copalib/ is /sp/'s asshole.
>The dodgers were meant to be Paco's mechanism for revenge against hated trump voting gringos and then Trump's team and hated black-white basketball mogged them >Even worse his team cucked and met with him, confirming the superiority of the east coast as the Seat Of Power In The United States of America
dodgers won those World Series'
>>157314538if they decide to cheat again, sure
>>157314656not going to the white house is being a cuck
Here for the Jays game. Praying for a vladdy home homerun.
right in the ass...
>tfw off-day.
>>157314638copalib is way more off topic than mlbAlso /mlb/ is 30-50% chicano, it can't be 90% American
start the baseball already
>>157314638All of your good players are cucked from you by hated Europeans and their teams and leagues
>>157314652Just as baseball was with the color barrier, which was a sad thing to learn about how it went on for so long since blacks were actually good at and loved the game, would've been cool to see Satchel Paige pitch against Babe Ruth.
>>157314674mookie betts is a cuck? that's kind of racist isn't it?
Anyone have any melancholic fiction/science fiction to recommend me to read?
>>157314732/mlb/
>>157314732phillip k dick is pretty good for this. do androids dream of electric sheep is a classic. I also like project hail mary
reminder the brazilians and other latinx who care about baseball are /vt/umor transplants who believe the doyers have established a beachhead for vtranime against hated normies o algo
>>157314732I can't read.
>>157314744so true
>>157314732seconding dick, I just finished Ubik and am rereading Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch right now
I'd assumed MLB teams mostly played their games on the weekends like soccer teams. Turns out I was completely wrong.
>>157314744kek you spent time thinking about making that post and how you were going to phrase it
froggy chuds vs tranime autists is the original culture war of 4chan and /pol/ won via based rapeape
>>157314757we would, if only there were enough weekends in a year
>>157314757Monday and Thursday are typically the days there isn't much action
ExtraEmily is throwing the first pitch at the Dodgers game later. Gonna bust the fattest fucking load to her tonight.
>>157314732Read Solaris if you haven't yet
kek doyerpaco seething because he's never heard the term beachhead before
>>157314763I won at 4chan before /pol/ existed. all the kids be regurgitating my thoughts and shit.
>>157314732isaac asomov
>>157314757Well I mean baseball players rarely exert any sweat, so they should be able to play everyday for 162 days + postseason. The best they do is bat 3-4 times a game, run and catch a ball or a pitcher throws less than 100 times once a week.
>>157314769thirdies always recommend Solaris when sci fi comes up and they're always correct and based, it is crazy how poorly that book penetrated the anglosphere
>>157314765just like my marriage, except also includes tuesday, wednesday, friday, and the weekend
>>157314775I used to play beachhead on my C64. sorry I embarrassed you. (not really)
>>157314763>>157314775I won.
Chicanos shilling for Solaris? Let me guess an oppressed latinx author o algo
>>157314757162 games in 6 months. ~ 1 off day a week
the world gets a day off from the mariners today
>>157314792name 10 books
doggiedoos thought they had it in the bag kek!
>paco seething so hard he can't quote correctly
>>157314804bih, don't act like you don't love getting an ass whoopin'. you always come back for more.
The Dodgers should have an Edwin Diaz Cockfight themed night
>>157314757There's 162 games a season and teams play almost every day from April to September
your niche tranime hobby is dying in the west and Japan is helping kill it
cum shitter kek!
why do redditors always start their post with "I mean..."
Lets go blue jays, wooooo.
hololive and vtubing is still reeling from the hololive night curse
>>157314829reddit has better baseball discussion
So, not only do teams play several days in a row, but they do so against the same team on consecutive days too? I get why they would, given the logistics of moving whole team in such a short period of time and all of that, but why even bother playing so many games in the first place if they have to make such compromises?
I mean... when it comes to what I like, it's gotta be IPAs, Nintendo, the 'lot, and the Seattle freakin' Mariners
>>157314829I mean, it is a good way to state your opinion
>>157314829>Actually>Yeah, it would be>No, facts facts facts>Links some bs>I mean how is someone suppose to know>Fun fact>Hey ya'll
I do start sentences fairly regularly irl with I mean
Just got stuffed on goyslop time for baseball let's go phils
>>157314834Because the whole gimmick of the sport is spamming games because there's approximately 2 minutes of athletics per gameIt's meant to be a cheap sporting event to go out to and tailgate at, to cover the sports gap when the NFL, NHL and NBA are not in season
>>157314844What did you eat anon?
>>157314844I got a little something to stuff you with if you catch my drift
>>157314844if it wasn't a cheesesteak, don't bother tuning in tonight
>>157314849*pulls down pants*
>>157314844Tyson frozen tendies fries soibean oil based sauce
>>157314858what kind of based sauce? ranch?
keeeek marinsaaars
>>157314861Guy fieri flavortown sauce
>>157314834you need a lot of games to reduce variance in the results from travel, weather, injury, random luck, etc
>>157314858Based? Based on what? Buttermilk? Tomato paste? Mustard?
>>157314844i will probably be swinging by ronald's later
>>157314865
>>157314871He's so based
>>157314845>to cover the sports gap when the NFL, NHL and NBA are not in seasonBaseball has had long seasons since before any of those sports were even a thing that was taken seriously. Seeing your team play almost every day is definitely the coolest thing about the sport in terms of how it’s structured.
>>157314870$5 hot n spicy and 6 piece for me pls with coke zero and hot honey
what is a hot n spicy
what's hot n spicy precious?
>kirk gibson won an mvp but was never an allstar
Toronto doesnt have any smoke, must be nice.
LGM
>>157314877>B-but 80 years agoirrelevant, modern baseball is a cope sport subservient to several hated enemy sports and the white and black people of America whom chicanos hate.
>>157314868I feel like that would make each game feel less meaningful, but what you say does make sense.
baseball is on
>>157314877you're responding to a 50 IQ giga autist, dont waste your time
>at the gym>see a random baseball someone left behind>i lightly throw it for a bit after my workout>my shoulder now hurtswtf
>>157314895
>>157314905I have a double STEM in the majors
bros is it actually worth it to tune in to watch another Andrew Painter start? it's a late start too and I just got into Battlestar Galactica and want to keep binging that instead
>>157312380Neat shoes.
>>157314468>t. psychologically projecting faggot who insists that the enjoyer of the back to back WS champions is as angry as himi accept this pants shitting idiot's concession.
>>157314905Yeah I realized too late that I was probably replying to the schizo that keeps posting the audience numbers image, of all the boards to be a consistent nuisance in /sp/ wasn't the one I imagined there would be many of those.
>>157314895yeah im gonna need about 40 more lbs of ass, each
yo let's bench clement, okamoto and kirk
Hated white and black Americans are superior to dalit mexicansas are east Asians and especially the most hated minority of all time for Mexicans, Indians who prove them inferior trash and immediately eclipsed them despite being in the country for 10 years while mexicans larp they've been here for 500 o algo
>>157314907I wish more mouthy turds would do this
your sport gets raped and gaped by hated football (both forms) and hated basketball in both forms too
>>157314931lets keep rogers and varland as "closing" pitchers
>>157314895Look at how they have to pose to even give themselves some semblance of ass
>>157314946I'd still lick them without a second thought
The ass is all that matters in a woman. If women were giant levitating asses and nothing more, they would be perfect.
somehow the yellow fever kshitter manages to be more cancerous than all the tranime mexicans put together
>>157314963Nah, hour glass and big tits. Ass is gross.
>o algoYou're trans.
>>157314963>If women were giant levitating assesby 2030 they will be
Do we like Uruguay?
at least post some thicc asians
booba tho
>>157314889Who is Gibson?
>>157314980I'm a fan. I\m tired of faggots coming here trying to show they're the smartest person in the room. Be funny is job #1.
>>157314980its peru bot with a different vpn
>>157314986That's a fraudulent pose.
>>157314994no, I can tell uragay is more proficient in english
>>157314986why would we do that
>challenge>call overturned>end result is exactly the same
Fire the umps into the sun
pfma..PFMA!!!
>fat gorilla jr
umpie masterclass in gaylanta
>>157315013is she lining them up just right so a wealthy chinese businessman can come in and smack all of their asses in one smooth motion?
>>157315013>webmChina's solution to the declining birthrate, or Chinese female spies training facility?
>>157315000even more pathetically, far more proficient than most of the burger flags
>moves to L.A. and sucks for ten years
>>157315034thats what the angels do. pay star players for what they did on other teams
I need a gapin
>>157315038i love mike trout
umpkino in hotlanta
I gawtta have it
>>157315042a what?!
So far so good Metsies. :)
Coke cola a day keeps the doctor away
I'm watching the blue jays game and so far it sucks balls. Should I watch the Mets one?
KEK GAYVES
>it was 0-0
>>157315066Games done hopefully la, the Mets already leading 5-0
S A L A M IALAMI
>>157315066It's supposed to suck balls. That's the whole appeal.
the bryce elder experience
kek gaylanta
>it was 5-0
barfydoo 'em!
kek perro poos
Barves are cooked already
>>157315066we all watch multiple games at one time
if you could combine the 1st half 2025 mets with the 2nd half 2026 mets, they'd be the greatest team of all time
dean kremer pitches against his old team in 5 minutes
Baty-Chads it’s been a long year…
batychads we are so fucking back
Are the Braves okay? What's going on
>Elder projected to be #2 in the rotation for the playoffsheh
>even soccerfags think baseball is boringit's over
take me out to the blow gays
>>157315100>they would face...the dodgers in the NLDSkek...KEK!!!
>>157314963Big asses is for browns and blacks
the mets didnt really change their batting line up through the deadline right?how are they good all of a sudden and how does the average mets fan reconcile the season?
that rogers stadium statue looks so bad haha
>>157314895Thin and cute>>157314986fat, gross
good test tonight for l.a. against the royals
>>157315111Mets started cheating
It's O time
>>157315111Perhaps Elder was tipping or throwing bad breaking balls
>>157315111shitty, underperforming team goes on a run after they give up on the season by trading players away. it happens regularly.
>>157315111it's the ol' addition by subtraction
>>157314106Both are overrated. Outfilders mostly just stand around doing nothing and catching routine flyballs… I could do that.
LET'S FUCKING GO ORIOLES
taillon looks like a fatter miz
blue jays roger stadium has the best heckler, right side, dude is hilarious
>>157315141when life gives you lemons
>>157315111They were vastly underperforming all season. And they wasted so much fucking time on Vientos and Senga and others when they should have been DFA'd by May 15. Pre-season people were expecting them to compete for the division because on paper they were not this bad.
cubbies what was wrong with tallion besides the era? was his shit just bad? or did he walk a lot of guys
>>157315111Stearns retired the AI he was using to try to guess pitches
>>157315137Based
new>>157315173
>>157315111elder finally remembered who he is
>>1573146840-4 ground out, ground out, fly out, gidp
>>157314756three stigmata's one of his best, up there with flow my tears the policeman said
lets gooo sharle maggadoo
>>157314731just look at him short balding ass negro keeps hitting into the defense
