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WAKE UP NEET SPASTIXS
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>>157313960
5 more minutes stepmum
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any of you have a medical weed prescription? how easy is it to get?
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>>157314145
yeah mate it's pretty easy, but it's not like street weed or bush bud. it's different.
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>>157314145
it's easy just don't be schizo when you answer the questions
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>>157314163
what do you mean its different, medical weed better or worse?
>>157314179
what kind of questions do they ask? more importantly, what disqualifies you from getting a medical weed prescription
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>>157314145
very easy. told them I had insomnia and the sleeping pills I had been previously prescribed made me feel too groggy the next day (ive never been prescribed any)
>>157314163
yeah its the typa shit to make you schizo over time
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>>157314213
they dont ask you much mate. you're overthinking it which makes me think you're borderline schizo and shouldn't be getting it
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Happy census day fellas
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Good morning alf
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>>157314131
crisp
kaneo is the only good alf media personality
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>>157312685
Fine, give Teggs his premiership
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Bailey Smith has gone too far this time
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>>157314388
if only they were this quick to act when it comes to deleting porn
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>>157314213
it's medicinal strains in nature mate it's not really like punch a few cones with the boys and watch telly. it's very cognitive mental high. this is my experience with it. others may differ. just want you to be safe is all.
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>>157314458
at least we're not speaking german
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>>157314458
whats the context behind this? is that Vince McMahon?
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afl players get up to worse shit than interacial gangbangs
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>>157314458
I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened
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>>157314458
I read this thinking it sounds like the vince mcmahon leaks until I saw that it was kek

>>157314510
Yes

Video related

https://youtu.be/-h2z9UX5EZs?si=ovfZ-B1bU01ZCTpp
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>>157314593
god fucking damn what a weird fiend
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speedshit before morning standup
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>>157312685
BCs everywhere will (sadly) rest a little easier
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>>157315235
sad but true :(
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geelong should be folded along with st kilda
shit kilda did nothing wrong but they still deserve to be folded
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getting around to the discover weekly, pretty shit so far
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>>157313142
*yoink*
tabla x
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>>157315375
Go north btw
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>>157315427
x
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Why did some anon make a long post about chips sales numbers and prices at like 3am last night
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>>157315532
He's a legend giving us anons elite potato chip economic ball knowledge that's why
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>bought dress clothes from target last week
>checkout with two shirts in the same style but different sizes, figure I’ll return the one I don’t wear
>have the shirts folded in a way where you can’t easily see I’ve got two seperate shirts
>decide to pull a cheeky rort and only scan one of the shirts
>end up wearing the shirt that I didn’t scan
Reckon I can return the stolen shirt that still has the tags on? Or it’ll come up with some sort of error when/if they scan it
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>>157315375
St Kilda did everything wrong, it's why they've won so many wooden spoons. They're objectively a garbage club that doesn't understand how to play the game.
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>>157315621
whats your address? im calling the cops and they're going to want to know it
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Thoughts?
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>>157315532
meth mostly
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>>157315621
>openly admitting to stealing and asking advice here
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>>157315621
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>>157315698
>only a fool would take anything here as fact
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>>157315672
>>157315698
It was an accident officer, honest mistake I swear
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>>157315710
but enough about thaisperg's last words
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>>157315532
real alf nigga hours
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>>157315621
consequences aren't really worth the price tag of the shirt
it's an interesting discussion
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>geelong is now in the premiership window
cats haters seething rn
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I spent a grand on golf clothes this week
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No footy for 3 days...
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>>157315935
Thanks Laura and Dil!
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>>157315974
you sexist antisemite
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>>157315832
home season baby stats
hell even the QF is irrelevant
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so true
actually mogged daicos in less games
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>>157316177
i kneel
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he's probably right but i refuse to agree with anything that nonce fuck up says, especially after wasting his shit career at the worst club on earth.
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let it be known i am NOT an iggs supporter i just found this funny
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>>157316303
go docks btw
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>>157316303
love goal celebrations where it's not cringe shit and it's just cunts having a laugh. hawks customers need not apply this statement does not apply to a team that forced "hokball"
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Leaking private message conversations is fundamentally wrong.

I can never understand why there's people who act as if players don't have privacy. In the same manner countless people get divorced, cheat on their partners, that shouldn't be the subject of media enquiry because they're a football player
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I love wanking and porn
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>>157316524
*starts to talk over you as if it's nothing bad*
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Nick "genius monster" Daicos
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noo stop noticing things!!
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Talking about cats, if any of you have a cat you should know that bird flu can be fatal for cats
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How do we cause so much fucking seethe, catchads?
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>>157316595
ooooof
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>>157316647
literally not a cats hater in the slightest but don't you think it's a little bit shitty how the afl gives the cats more lenient treatment when they do the exact same things as others?
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How does /afl/ feel about Nick Daicos?
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>>157316665
Overrated poof
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>>157316665
he has hit his ceiling so i don't really give a fuck about him anymore
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the jewlong media mafia will not be happy with these posts
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>>157316663
like i genuinely have nothing against the cats but i simply don't think any club should get more lenient treatment when they do the exact same things wrong. my pooties deserved to get hit with a massive fine for the aliir concussion, but so did geelong for the very similar incident.
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>>157316663
They just straddle the line more professionally, unironically
All these minor indiscretions look like they could force the afl to treat geelong with more scrutiny than they do other clubs though, we’ll see
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when you sign a contract with geelong you sign a contract with the devil
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the premierships were promised to geelong seven thousand years ago
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>>157316740
Barely any of these people are actually from geelong
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>>157316726
i mean look at the first post of libba getting banned for a season for going out and getting blind versus a welfare check on a geelong player who also went out and got blind. neither are professional but one prompted a ban for a whole season. feels more like the afl treat geelong with kid gloves
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>>157316726
>could force the afl to treat geelong with more scrutiny than they do other clubs though
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Anti-cats sperg is losing his mind
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sharrod wellingham
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ITS CROWVER
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>>157316869
thought he had a mullet for way more seasons
what a fucking work horse desu
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>>157316869
his hairline looks fine even now, why'd he go the buzzcut?
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>>157316959
less work innit?
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>no thursday game because of awfl shit
I am mad
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>>157315678
I think most people have this but there's still the possibility of an upset or two.
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>>157315832
>Brisbane and Melbourne way outside the window
Funny because aside from Freo they're the only ones that look like genuine premiership threats atm.
What does the window look like if you're only looking at the 2nd half of the season?
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>>157316524
>>157316553
>>157316576
>>157316585
>>157316595
The favouritism by the AFL towards Geelong is outrageous.
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>>157317069
R E S P E C T W O M E N
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>>157317069
theres league on and also test cricket during the day
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>>157317104
No.
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>>157315375
>2 finals apearances in 15 years
I feel like the media let them off the hook for just how shit they are.
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british humour is unbeatable
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>>157316869
what could taylor walker and his wife possibly be doing at 3am on a wednesday?
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>>157315832
>muh premiership window xd
more like fruadership window
thrashing shit sides whilst real top teams are saving themselves for finals is not that impressive
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>>157317236
trvke. crazy how poor aussie "humour" is considering we're ethnically british ourselves.
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>muh witty dry humour xd
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be a good little wagie and give the government data tonight ok
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SING IT BACK
(whoaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmoyLnAFHqc
do yall pump a song on a uhhh try?
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don't think i've ever been on the census. maybe when i was a wee kiddo. fuck alby gon do?
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i scream and clap when they play sweet caroline
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>>157317312
hells yes
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>matchday chant book!
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>>157317262
wdym it's poor didn't ya catch that funny ad from that foreign owned corporate brand
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>>157317248
meth mostly
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>>157317317
i piss and shit
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>>157317221
It must be suffering being a St Kilda supporter. Just look at their performance this century
>11th, 12th, 12th, 6th, 10th, 10th, 6th, 14th, 16th, 11th, 9th, 14th, 18th, 16th, 9th, 6th, 2nd, 2nd, 4th, 9th, 8th, 4th, 3rd, 11th, 15th, 15th, 16th
>1 flag in 153 years
>27 wooden spoons
>almost double the 2nd worst performing team
Just fold them or move them. It doesn't get more irrelevant. Put their supporters out of their misery.
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>>157317248
She was sleeping. He was lying in bed thinking. I'm sure after he woke her up to give her the news she went back to sleep within 5 minutes and he continued to stare at the ceiling listening to her gently snore.
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>>157317391
Both Lions and Geelong have more grand finals appearances in the last 25 years than St Kilda has had across 153 years. Collingwood has just one less in the same time frame.
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>2026
>being Indian
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>The raw data revealed an 82% miscarriage rate in women vaccinated during the first trimester
Fauci belongs in prison
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prove you are indian with a time stamped image of something local to clear your name, reference this post number too banechod
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>>157316711
>jewlong
Go back to /pol/ with this nonsense
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>>157317137
fuck off nrlsperg
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>>157317557
its just mickhead mate
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fuck off mick
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great, fuckoffsperg has logged on
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>>157317564
open your eyes fuckhead
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>>157316959
heaps of players with full hair buzz these days, it pisses me off
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https://x.com/haydiemaybird?lang=en

>tfw no aussie cowgirl gf
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>Fraser applying for the job
>Carlton are going to give it to him
kwab. Some process.

Called it. >>154630388
Might've even been me again. >>155532657

Brisbane is their only real win in the Fraser matches they've played.
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>>157317714
They were pretty good against Geelong too but realistically nothing has changed since Voss other than Cripps and co decided to pull the finger out and start playing. I'm not sure Fraser is the answer to their issues long term but they're not gonna appoint anyone else now.
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>>157317728
Was watching those Carlton bedshits under Voss and Cripps would legit turn the ball over 2-3 times in a row leading to consecutive opposition goals and the comeback gaining momentum. Legit looked like a negative spud.
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>>157317737
He's done the same shit before in the past. Tail wagging the dog.
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I've noticed these Dolce oranges being sold at my local fruit markets and even Coles now.
Pretty expensive, but these green oranges intrigue me. Any of you plonkers tried one? Any good? What are they like compared to navel oranges?
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Did my census.
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>>157317754
Why don't you just buy one of the fucking things and see? What's the worst that could happen? You don't like it as much as another orange?
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>>157317677
My eyes are open and they're reading the nonsense you've posted about Jews
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>>157317768
>Why don't you just buy one of the fucking things and see? What's the worst that could happen? You don't like it as much as another orange?
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>my feelings were hurt so I put a söyjak in a post of what you said to me
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Redditjak posters are the worst posters, why can't all boards be like /a/ and ban them?
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These are the only 4 teams that will matter in the finals;
>Geelong (122.7% vs top 9)
>Freo (120.6% vs top 9)
>Brisbane (113.1% vs top 9)
>Swans (103.0% vs top 9)
>Adelaide (99.3%), Melbourne (98.3%) and GWS (96.7%) are rogue threats that may cause an upset
Every other team is below 90% against top 9 teams and will be irrelevant come september
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>>157317799
the last bastion of defence in the juvenile mind is to imitate or mock
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>>157317804
>GWS
Won't even be there.
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>>157317810
saints and gws are just barely in the race for 10th, if and only if the dogs beat carlton
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>>157317825
Both them are non-factors. Dogs are done for the season and will just be focused on no more injuries before their wild card. Carlton will finish 9th, Dogs in 10th.
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>>157317804
>b-but smashing the eagles by 100 points is meaningful for le premiership window!!!!!!
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I will be watching the NRL this Thursday night
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>>157317843
Crispo
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>>157317843
not in person i bet
dont ask me how i know
LOL
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>>157317843
what the fuck is the nrl?
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wait till the lads realise theres no afl on thursday night due to aflw
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team nicknames are gay and cringy as fuck, just call the team where they come from
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>>157317862
What do you call the bulldogs?
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>>157315621
why would you return something thats free, just throw it in the trash if you're not going to use it didn't cost you anything
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>>157317864
footscray
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>>157317862
call the cops ya fucking sooky bitch cunt jfc
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>wearing target clothes
jesus fucking christ
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>>157317862
Shut up, faggot.
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>>157317860
SHALL be watching the rugby instead
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>>157317862
SHINBONERS
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>>157317862
beep boop giovanni
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>>157316663
no but steven may
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We need a Royal Commission into the Geelong Cats' administration.
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remember when david teague won a few games and was carltons man
classic bloosers kek
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>>157317894
Results are in:
They're the greatest team of all and who administer the club the way it should be administered.
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>>157317895
they can't not fuck up

like vossy was obviously not the guy to begin with and they should have gotten rid of him at the end of last season

how hard is it to not pick the interim coach or the previously failed coach? Same thing with saints selecting RTB.

Classic minnow club behaviour with board level issues.
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Ever think about how Dreadlock Holiday is a guy singing about getting mugged by a bunch of blacks while on holiday in Jamaica?
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>>157317900
>gotten
foy
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band names are gay and cringy as fuck, just call the band who is in it
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>>157317900
>>157317904
[Deleted]
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>>157317902
My bosses son was robbed of his phone by a black guy in London recently
>was with his mate in some club
>some black guy was being friendly with them
>said he was going to Australia later in the year
>said to hand them his phone he will put his phone number in there and they can hang out when he comes to Australia
>bosses son hands over the phone
>black guy runs off with it
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>>157317930
is your bosses son gay?
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>>157317930
nothing to do with race you /pol/brain fuckwit, stupid move with a shitty person. race is literally irrelevant
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rc we need you more than ever mate
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>>157317936
funny how some races seem to have such higher concentrations of shitty people. Wild when you think about it desu
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Evening Commiepoof
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rc is dead mate
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you really shouldn't judge a person by how 95% of the people of their race act
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>>157317933
No i don't believe so. Just naive and easily taken advantage of.
Blacks being the arbiters of "cool" and status, he was probably very easily taken in. "Wow this COOL black guy wants to be my fiend? I must have social capital" he'd have thought
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Crazy how you spastics forget that commiepoof was right about Collingwood
They cleared the racist Dinosaurs out of their board and won a premiership

Perhaps Adelaide should do the same...
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>>157317930
mate of mine got stabbed in the neck and head with a broken bottle by blacks in london. was in a right state. later on he tried to emigrate to australia but we kicked him out even though he got himself a real job. i guess they decided that position needed to go to 30 indians to deliver goygloop.
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>>157317953
I judge 95% of people by how 95% of the people of their race act
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he's mark robinson, im gerard whatley and tonight its footy from all angles
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Why is Timothee Chalamet considered good looking? I am quite literally more handsome.
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>>157317955
Black people aren’t so ‘cool’ when you get to know them
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>>157317986
They never were. Another jewish fiction.
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>>157317985
more to the point, when is he signing with collingwood?
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>>157317947
this but surf coast footy clubs
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Nothing good has ever come out of Queensland
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why doesnt the cencus care if im an incel?
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>>157318009
Truth jdam
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>>157318009
blackbirding was based
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>>157318010
Or if I’m short, or balding???
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>>157318009
the beer is pißwasser, closer you get to the equator the shitter the beer
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Which player's season was derailed most significantly from playing in Origin: Rowell, McCluggage, Sam Taylor, Ah Chee, Weitering or Georgiades?
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>>157317985
Because he has a bit of Nick Daicos about him.
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keep ya fruity beers ya flaming poofters
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>>157318022
Honestly would be a good question asking people for their height/weight. Figure out what the obesity rates are.
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>>157318035
Imagine manlets and fat women being fined for lying about their height/weight on the cenus.
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expecting the results to show australia is 50% jeet
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Zak Butters is leaning towards Richmond (according to Jack Riewoldt)
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>>157318041
>It says here you are 6 foot?
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>it says here you have a gf
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census asked if i'm a virgin and didn't let me answer anything other than 'yes'
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>>157318041
>fat women
So 90% of them
I for one support this new tax on women
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>>157318047
based nick "vanilla ice cream" daicos
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did the sneedsus
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>>157318043
jack riewodlt is a fucking idiot
thinks richmond has generational talent
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imagine you tell them you're straight and they send you a $3k fine for lying
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>>157318043
Couldn't believe that clown shoe referred to Butters going to Richmond as the chance to play with "generational talent" last night. Lot of first round picks desu we don't know if even half of them are any good yet. They grabbed a bunch of forwards and so far they all look pretty crap.
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you fuckers mocked me when i >richmonds 2026 list posted
apologise
they're absolutely garbage
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>>157318073
no we didn't. it was plain to all that the tuggers were in deep doo doo and last year was a dead cat bounce
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>>157318028
Definitely Ah Chee or Weitering

Taylor and Georgiades still inpacted plenty of games this year
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>>157318073
I'm not writing them off long term, especially because a few of them haven't even played yet, but Riewoldt is acting like it's a sure thing all those kids will be good just because they were taken in the first round. Doesn't work like that.
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Fuck I skipped some questions. No fine I hope.
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Richmond are beating St Kilda this week
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>larger fine for not doing the census than for not voting
Hmmmm
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Would love to see a strong Richmond again
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>>157317514
that means it's working
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>>157318084
>Taylor and Georgiades still impacted plenty of games this year
Georgiades has had a pretty good year aside from his miserable set shot kicking but Taylor will play a dozen games max if he's not injured again and hasn't really looked himself all year.
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I’m too stupid to finish the census, what did you blokes write
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>>157318114
>I’m too stupid to finish the census
If you can't finish that shit on your own you must need two assistants to help you tie your shoelaces.
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>>157318118
This is stealing my job
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>THE AFL has engaged an independent lawyer to review the Geelong concussion case as the subject of the controversial waiver, defender Jake Kolodjashnij, sits out of all football this weekend.

Tick tock Dzhilong
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Need a club in joondalup
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>>157318118
You can probably write off everything in the "legacy leaders" bracket. Virtually no quality there aside from Balta. Gibcus maybe if he can manage to stay uninjured long enough to give a chance.
They're a long, long way off. Riewoldt is delusional thinking they could be playing finals in 2-3 years because Dees are now.
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>>157318125
hope you can spell better
>future veaders
whilst it's good it's not gonna steal your job anytime soon
just like nick daicos, it's hit it's ceiling
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Nick"genius monster" Daicos?
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nick "parasteatoda tepidariorum" daicos
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>>157318153
If quality of the product were a consideration they wouldn’t be replacing us with jeets
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remember when the cats cheated the salary cap the the afl allowed the cats to set their own punishment
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>>157318191
lol seethingf
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any good bf melts or shit slings about the geelong topic to those who frequent that bubble?
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Concussion isn't a joke. I saw it once in my childhood and honestly from that moment on I have been cautious when it comes to risky activities.
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been concussed twice man me
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The WA chick on the block this year is pretty hot tbqhwy
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Dad’s been concussed several times, more than either of us can count, brother not far behind him, I’ve never been concussed
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>>157318227
How'd it happen and how bad was it?
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>>157318136
Weren't they supposed to submit their response by a specific deadline earlier today? Have they even done that yet?
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>>157318222
thread is 195 pages and counting. i will simply NOT read it
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>>157318228
She’s cute as a bean, would wife
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if it was any other club geelong whatley would have done a 20 min seething editorial on 360 about it
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R8 all this slop on 9now *grimaces*
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>>157318254
Even for free the price is too much.
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>>157318254
Dance moms is kino
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>>157318254
all on my watchlist
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>>157318260
love ‘are mel
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>>157318260
I had to google who this name was.
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caught tim in my dressing room sniffing my undies. will be bringing this up on the show tonight
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>>157318266
some sperg on here has been banging on about her for years
i still h ave no idea who she is also
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>>157318234
one playing footy as a kid got a knee in the back of the head going for the ball
second at a bucks, slipped over on tiles whilst pissed as fuck and on acid. gives me shivers to think about and i recoil everytime i see a knock like it on telly or socials etc. was pretty bad that one. not ideal. got lucky all things considered
>>
do your parents have life insurance? my parents asked me to help them get lofe insurance and damn this shit is so complicated from the bit of online research ive done so far
>>
one day /alf/ will get a shoutout on the cheap seats
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>>157318280
Yea it's no joke that's for sure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1y7jX3Jjmg
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try for a third one if you dont shut the fuck up
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>>157318281
One I don't know and the other nope. I am astonished the latter doesn't especially, when they have very little to bequeath in the first place, but I guess they're determined to not leave much.
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absolutely pwned my sister in the group chat earlier
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>>157318281
No idea honestly, probably, we don’t discuss finances as it is not polite conversation and these things are private matters
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>>157318302
wish the government would stop asking me questions
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>>157318281
you can just increase the life insurance that is attached to your super fund, i don't know if that's the best option the lol, probably is
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>>157318281
My instincts say that life insurance is for young people like dads whose family will struggle if they die. If you are old enough to post here it probably isn't necessary for your parents to have life insurance unless if they died your family would be in financial trouble.
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>>157318299
older or younger
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>>157318299
i'd absolutely pwn your sister in bed iykwim haha
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>>157318326
If you're able to afford the premiums without compromising your retirement or children's inheritance I think you should have it. Especially if you have any debts or your will stipulates that you want a funeral or burial, which costs a fucking fortune.
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>>157318327
younger mate
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>>157318336
The premiums for older people have to be really high though, i'm not sure it makes sense if your parents are like 60+.
It's probably more expensive if they live longer and have to go into aged care desu
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>>157318340
what's her number
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>>157318352
shes had two boyfriends so im gonna say 2
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>>157318355
i meant phone number not body count
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>>157318350
They generally are. For a 70 year they're looking at upwards of $2k a month for $500k coverage.
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where is everyone
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>>157318254
Misso positively feasting on slop
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>>157318410
it's an interesting discussion your honour
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>>157318355
For every female you multiple what you think it is, or what they say by 3.
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>>157318254
when do auditions for milf manor open
i'm not asking for a friend iykwim haha
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>>157318410
Still trying to wrap my head around this farken census
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>>157318429
crisp higher educated commiepoof
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>>157318429
take your time mate, its important its accurate
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>>157318445
trip on abs glowdigger iykwim haha
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just me and micksperg huh
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Miss him already :(
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>>157318462
I'm here now mate, just did my census and had dinner
what's going on? what do you want to discuss?
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>>157318462
no but steven may
>>157318474
me on the left
>>157318475
i don't want to talk about it
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This is a woman btw
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>>157318475
maybe some vidya?
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Wrote Christian on the census tonight, wbu? fuck the satanists running this country
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>>157318531
I don't have a gaming pc, nor an xbox, nor a playstation, nor any handheld. I play the best games my laptop can run. atm I'm playing state of decay: breakdown, I want to get to lv 99 one day but recognise it's probably unlikely
what are you playing?
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>>157318536
sometimes play chess on mobile phone
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>>157318254
>women really watch this every night instead of going out and meeting a man
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>>157318536
i normally just watch streamers but ive been playing some rimworld recently
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>>157318541
what's your elo? I used to be around 1200 from memory but that was pretty much my limit
learning it's a memory game makes me a bit sad, I used to have a lot of fun playing as a kid
still remember the first time I beat my dad as an eight year old, one of the best moments of my life
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>>157318534
Catholic
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>>157318547
fark i tried to play my dad this christmas and it was our closest game ever but he still put me away
one day
>>
>>157318547
do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour bobby fischer
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>>157318534
methodist mostly iykwim haha
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>>157318544
I love rimworld, amazing game
I always play on reload anytime and community builder difficulty though (not the easiest but the second easiest)
what mods have you got? imo got to have mad skills, pick up and haul and character editor
>>
my focusmaxxing stack arrived from bindia
>>
I don't like Rimworld
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>>157318569
modafinil?
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>>157318566
you should really get common sense, performance optimizer and not my fault - they seem like non-negotiables
ive been playing naked brutality on second hardest randy difficulty, ive never beaten the game on any difficulty but i like the struggle (and get bored in the end-game)
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>>157318569
based
was this that nik joint or somewhere different
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>>157318534
I put no religion. I believe in God in some form, and obviously there are things we simply cannot explain, and there's evidence of intelligent design, but I am not a Christian.
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>>157318547
sonewhere around 1800, i can win against oponents at that level, any higher just too good. i only know a few lines, my mid game is ok
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wife gave me a blowie while we did the cencus might be a few mistakes haha
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>>157318606
kek based
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>>157318582
appreciate the recs, they seem like good mods. probably should have done more research there
I like naked brutality as well, I like starting with one survivor and the bare minimum, makes the early game more fun imo
always make sure he has fast learner and too smart though haha, gotta maximise learning fast
>>
rimworld is what i call my bed iykwim haha
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>>157318610
i kinda want to do a run where i only ever have one pawn, but the way combat scales means you can get overrun pretty quickly (or just have to flee every time)
>>
an indian was at the gym today wearing a tshirt that said one race the human race, i shouldve told human human isnt a race its a genus.
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>>157318573
yeah + tadalafil + lemborexant for sleepies
>>157318585
yeah but i contacted him via telegram @PushpaRaj072
needs to be that handle exact because there are copycat scammers on there.
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>>157318630
lmao limp dick nonce faggot
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>>157318630
kek what you need taladafil for
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>>157318617
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha>>157318625
should've also told him about different skull shapes between different races
>>157318630
cheers lad
will try him when we have enough disposable neetbux
let us know how the moda goes
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>>157318534
Catholic
>>
So grateful to have you blokes, you mean everything to me
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Western United have officially been terminated
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>>157318657
f
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I’m Eugene
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>>157318653
love you too mate
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>>157318657
S
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>>157318637
not any more
>>157318638
it's not just for boners
>>157318641
yeah i'll let >my /afl/ family how it goes
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>BasedBiohacker
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>>157318530
Looks like Cody Weightman
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>>157318692
Excellent post
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>>157318657
isnt it just pajeets out in the west?
they really dont have the skill level here to expand the aleague, its fucking shit to watch as it is
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>>157318653
if you loved me, you would do the census
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imagine how much more effective you could soijakpost with a bit of moda mate you'd be unstoppable
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>>157318530
imagine her cunt jungle. probably has those silly scribbles all down there too
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>>157318685
mate if you can tell me what one of those does and its benefits without looking it up i might believe youre not buying it for tranny gangbangs
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>thaisperg takes boner meds to dilate
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>>157318699
wouldn't know. i've never stepped foot in melbourne
every aleague expansion is doomed to fail. canberra won't ever get up. south melbourne won't be given a look in. auckland may look like a success now but the new-thing-bubble will burst just like it did with the wanderers and they'll be on the bones of their arse too
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>>157318657
Yeah, this was inevitable, probably for the best ultimately though
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>>157318711
brain blood flow think gooder
what's wrong with tranny gangbangs m8
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>>157318713
>canberra won't ever get up
no but their women may get me up iykwim haha
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>>157318657
Not gonna celebrate that
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>>157318718
go richmond btw iykwim haha
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i'd celebrate the aflw folding cos it's a massive waste of money
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>>157318410
Doing the census, mate.
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>>157318657
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>>157318254
one ticket to milf manor please
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>>157318735
FUCKIJG
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>
While the A-League strives to make its business model more sustainable and efficient, the AFL continues to run an arrogant, bloated, incompetent, and wasteful enterprise, assuming itself too big to fail.
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>>157318747
would the afl have the balls to kill of a team like that?
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>>157318735
>>157318742
>60 seconds later
>>157318747
aflw players are brave and stunning punching up against virgin chudcels like you champ
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>>157318657
On FiveAA here in Adelaide they used to have Simon Hill for years and then Craig Foster i think do a little weekly soccer segment where they discuss the "world game" and for years both said over and over "the A-league needs to expand. The A-league needs to expand. It must expand or it will go extinct blah blah blah" like without expansion soccer would just disappear in Australia. Never understood this mentality. Was it "build it and they will come"? Because I didn't think the fan base was there.

Lo and behold one of the most recent expansion teams has already gone bust.
When there are already established teams in most major cities I simply don't see a fan base that is untapped that don't already support a team.

This also applies for AFL doing further expansion in WA or SA in future.
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>>157318750
They did in the 90s, we’d have the Melbourne Hawks if there weren’t such a fan stinkup to the potential merger
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when did xvideos stop working?
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>>157318763
>beating meat iykwim haha
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sick of you cunts
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>>157318782
me on the left
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>>157318782
Probably thinks it's a football.
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Is Jack Silvagni KWABOTY?
>brother jailed for rape
>demands trade to St Kilda because he wants to possibly play finals footy
>his new team gets beaten out to play finals footy by the one he left
>permanently injured
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>>157318800
He's getting paid out the arse for being a shithouse footballer.
>>
lol
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>>157318800
wild card is not a final
petracca for mine
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>>157318800
I think you overestimate how much the average afl player actually cares about the success of their team. for most it's just a job
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>>157318782
last game i went to there was a downie sitting in our row going off his absolute head. his mum kept having to hold him down in his seat kek.
luv downies simple as.
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downies are so based
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>>157318841
Can someone with down syndrome get a driver's licence?
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>>157318847
Mumza enjoying herself
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>>157318839
>his mum kept having to hold him down in his seat kek.
well it's not called ups syndrome for a reason iykwim haha
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>>157318847
how did you get this webm of my nick daicos is shit carer and me
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>>157318862
Cwisp
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Who will be announced first: Hird at Essendon or Fraser at Carlton?
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2027 the year of the igg
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no fog tonight
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>>157318922
Thanks
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>>157318839
we know
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Dinner on the way.
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>>157318951
DOES YOUR VISA SAY YOU HAVE THE ROIGHT TO WORK?
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how did he get away with it?
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
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>>157318951
seems like a good lad
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>>157318951
boring tell me when it's a pajeeta milf
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>>157318951
I do not care for the help’s life story
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>>157319059
no but steven may
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>>157318902
crispo
>>157318929
i have never been this excited about anything
downsbros live on another level
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>>157318951
What did you get
>>
>>157319110
meth mostly
>>
feel an illness looming
>>
and its name is footy fever cos there was absolutely zero thursday night footy today
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>>157319156
>today
meant this week
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>>157319141
good choice mate, sow the seeds at work tomorrow and then off on thursday for the cricket
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>>157319162
I don’t like cricket
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>>157319171
OH NO
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>>157319189
I love it
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any of you take supplements? are they a rort? been thinking of taking zinc to increase me cum loads
>>
>>157319197
Zinc on its own won't do that.
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>>157319197
Rort, just eat healthy
>>
I have $450 in my betting account and I feel like I’m about to do something stupid
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>>157319210
>>
>>157319210
Putting Curnow on for 3+ is never stupid
>>
>>157319210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD8cm8it9kQ
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>>157319224
>60% success rate this season
Well, it's better than roulette.
>>
>>157319224
>$1.33
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>>157319242
1.33 for a sure thing is pretty good
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>>157319200
what else i need to do then, wanna shoot mad rope
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>>157319347
Start with the basics.
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>>157319408
>eating soi
>>
I want MORE immigration
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>>157319523
crisp business owner wanting to expand his consumer base and low-wage staff
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>>157319523
crisp gina rinehart (one nation's biggest donor)
>>
Did Walker retire effective immediately? Bit weak to dodge Freo but I can understand wanting to go out on a win when they're going to lose their last two games for the season and then get knocked out in the wildcard game.
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>>157319541
nah after the end of the finals run iirc
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>>157319523
crisp small hat enthusiast
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>>157316959
He doesn't like the greys so he keeps it short. Silly reasoning imo.
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>>157316869
What the fuck are those pictures? Are they like official club photos or is it something they had AI mock up?

The top row looks like something out of an animorphs cover. The second row doesn't even look like it's from a court reporter/cartoon.
The 2026 photo has his arms/legs doubled up...

Did that really make it onto a newspaper back/front page?
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>>157319691
>The second row doesn't even look like it's from a court reporter/cartoon
doesn't even look like photos, more like it's from
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teggs
>>
just took a dry forced pebbly richmond
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>>157319691
They put a weird filter over it
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>>157319752
crisp dnd alignment matrix tex
me on the left lawful neutral
>>
real alf nigga hours
>>
whatever happened to sadsack poster?
>>
he moved on to bigger and better pastures
>>
i hope so
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when will I stop being a test subject to these cruel technological experiments
>>
>>>/pol/540600298
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>>157320112
i don't want to talk about it iykwim haha
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>>157320288
i'm eighteen and what is this
>>
>>157320242
it's been this way since 1996, it's all most of us here have ever known
>>
who up red light maxxing
>>
Good morning alf
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>>157322865
morning broheim
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>>157319752
>Neutral evil was 2015
Would've fit nicely if it was the one taken after the traumatic post season camp.
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>>157320288
dont tell me you pol retards actually spend your time reading shit like that
>>
Somewhat enjoyed aflw when it started in January, couldn’t care less about it at the end of a long afl season
>>
>>157321418
How do you know I bought a red light? Why are you hacking me? Stop digitally harrassing me.
>>
>>157323626
why? where else do you get an insight into the schizophrenic brazilian state of mind? 4chan is amazing you should venture out of this general and experience what else it has to offer
>>
Hot water service has shit itself. There goes a couple grand
>>
>>157323897
F
have to deal with rip off merchants aka tradies now
>>
>>157323921
*charges $1500 a week to send an email and print a document*
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>>157323950
yeah ill take that
>>
I charge $210 per hour, or $100 for friends and family
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>>157324015
If you can do it at that price for family and friends you can do it for anyone
>>
>>157323921
youtube is free m8, don't give tradies a fucking cent
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>>157318951
jack crisp must have had to take a pay cut at the pies
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>>157324015
does that include anal?
>>
>>157324036
I could do it for free, but thats not the point of being hired to do a job
>>
>>157324040
you can't get a tradie licence from a 5 minute youtube video champ
>>
oi m8 u got a loicense to swing that hamma
>>
>>157324131
not having a tradie licence is preferable, means you're not a fuckwit
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big day of learning to be a sparky today
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>>157324210
the pink tube is darker red than the red tube. bit tricky
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https://www.espn.com.au/afl/story/_/page/STATMATE2026/afl-news-round-22-nick-daicos-collingwood-magpies-hated-player-brownlow-medal

>And after five seasons, 119 games and an increasingly ridiculous body of evidence, perhaps it's time some people stopped searching so desperately for reasons Nick Daicos isn't as good as everyone keeps telling them he is.

article is missing the 'OPINION:' tag btw
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>>157324232
he didnt even win collingwoods best and fairest last year
if they dont rate him internally why should the rest of us
>>
IF
nick daicos is mentioned constantly in non collingwood games
THEN
perhaps it's possible he is too over hyped
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>>157324292
he doesn't have leadership material or good locker room comradery
>>
zak butters will save the richmond football club
>>
>>157324343
>>
>>157324554
No but steely green
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>>157324769
future hall of famer btw according to jack peeheart
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richmond have more players past their prime than young ones
havent even bottomed out yet
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theres just a really passionate geelong fan that loves brad close ok
dont mention the previous bid was only 1.3k ok
the afl have investigated and said nothing is wrong ok
>>
the absolute irony of putting 2001 a space odyssey on nitv
why do they keep doing this
that was rhetorical btw
>>
that's that me espresso
>>
>>157324836
cool it with the ruralphobic remarks citysperg
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>>157324966
I'm working late
Coz I'm a singer
>>
Essendon refusing to trade Merrett last year just shows where they're at culturally.
Proud, ignorant and stuck in the past.
The competition progressed beyond them long ago.
And now they have another spoon to show for it.
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>>157324966
that's me in the spot light losing my oat latte
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@157325023
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>>157325023
thank god they had merretts leadership and experience out there this year
things could have really got out of hand
>>
thank god they had superstar will day came back to save hawthorns vfl level midfield in light of not being able to trade Merrett, he's made all the difference especially last round against brisbane. could have been bad.
>>
>>157325151
at least hawthorn has three first rounders to draft in some top in talent
>>
>>157325184
yeah by what we saw saturday night they might need em
>>
>>157324963
Imagine hal with an abo accent kek
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>>157325225
kek
>>
crazy to think about it since 2004 hawthorn has bottomed out twice and won 4 flags
all whilst essendon has not won a final
something stinks at that club
>>
>>157325278
you're telling me!
>>
too many teams. absolute max should be 16
>>
>>157325225
>>157325274
>open the petrol tank doors hal
>>
business idea: implement the bradfield scheme, populate the outback, and have a 32 team league in 100 years
>>
odd how people who say they hate the winter insist keeping their house arctic-tier cold during the summer
>>
You hate Geelong because their footy club are cheats and the AFL use them as an example of a successful club

I hate Geelong because I think country people should be stripped of their vote and worked to death
>>
crisp commiepoof
>>
>>157325225
>>157325355
holy kek
>>
>>157325355
>too deadly, dave, but nah, i can't be doing that for you, unna?
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>>157324963
>>
>abo hal singing treaty instead of daisy
>>
kayo rage baiting on insta saying there's not enough female coaches in the mens league
engagement stats must be low for the month
>>
>>157325792
>saying there should be greater gender equality is ragebait
OK incel
>>
>>157325811
Yes.
>>
nick gaycos
>>
>>157325811
Sport should be a meritocracy. Look at the results of a club like Essendon for proof of what happens when it's not.
>>
>>157325842
Literally no one believes in meritocracy
>>
>>157325860
Shalom.
>>
gagging for it kek
>>
>>157325881
but enough about daisy pearce
>>
women would be much happier if we subjugated them
>>
>>157325895
Agreed.
>>
>>157325895
I'm sure the women of Afghanistan are positively thrilled about their situation
>>
true happiness is paying taxes and riding the cock carousel
i love hedonism and individuality
>>
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two nimrod's who think they are trolling each other while we all have to suffer their bozo conversation
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>>157325926
>gif
>static image
>>
Sure is R9K here
>>
>>157325939
sure is /lgbt/ here
>>
Sure is shut the fuck up in here
>>
make me a new thread, threadslaves
>>
>>157325951
>wednesday
>no footy tomorrow
can't, too demoralised
>>
>>157325912
not my problem
>>
>>157325951
i refuse to do anything to support this community
>>
make a new thread before that gaycunt fuckwit poof turdo does
>>
>>157325993
>>157325993
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>>157325933
GOTTEM



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