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I procrastinate everything til the last possible millisecond
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>>157326006
based me forgetting to clear the 300 second captcha after returning from an all expenses paid vacation courtesy of geelong-affiliated umpires
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>>157325993
we wanted a brave and stunning freya golding op
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the cats have done it again
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birds are fighting outside. They sound like they mean business
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>>157326006
what are you? a highschooler?
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>>157326048
you aren't?
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>>157326006
based dosn player
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how many premierships for your club have you (You) witnessed in person?

>tfw 2
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>>157325988
Turbo makes the best threads, you spam threads you don't like
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>>157326030
She’s sexy
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>>157326048
No I’m 30 and I’m sitting here scrolling on 4chan instead of completing my to do list
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https://www.noticer.news/tasmania-franklin-electorate-renaming-abandoned/
>The Tasmanian Aboriginal Centre (TAC) was among the local groups to criticise the proposal, and claimed the AEC has the insurgent’s name wrong, and that it was actually “Tukalunginta”.
>TAC campaign manager Nala Mansell said it “makes no sense, for people who fought so fiercely against the establishment of a White political system, to name the same system in their honour”, and said aboriginal people were not consulted early enough.
just like narrm vs naarm unna
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>>157326075
1 (on tv)
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SO STAND UP AND FIGHT
REMEMBER OUR TRADITION
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>>157326078
b-but general ops with more than the subject and le picrel are... LE REDDIT!
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>>157326117
this but unironically
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love how quickly the nonceticer news posts gets sent for a holiday
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>>157326178
crisp
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>>157326006
literally me. I seemingly can't do anything unless the deadline is punching me in the face
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>>157326178
this time i akshually did selfdelete, i missed a line break at the end
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>>157326075
If by in person you mean at the ground then one.
If you just mean having been alive to witness then five.
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>>157326178
Shalom
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>>157326006
>>157326181
applied for dexies yet mate
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>>157326075
once when i was like 8 years old
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>>157326249
based saints unc
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>>157326334
sydney zoomer achually
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lol
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forgot vpn
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>freo 1 grand final
>port 1 grand final
>gws 1 grand final
>gc 0 grand finals
expansion after 1995 is a joke
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>>157326450
go crows btw
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>>157326455
>3 grand finals
not awful desu
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>>157326450
only soulful team in that list is port desu
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did you have an scene or emo gf in 2010 and did she make you listen to blood on the dancefloor?
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>>157326528
no i had a turkish gf that made me listen to her braps
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>>157326450
Port have been in two grand finals, mate.

Though I'd prefer is one of them didn't happen.
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>Retired AFL star Chris Judd has hit out at the Albanese government in a blistering interview, accusing it of spending at a "completely reckless pace" and eyeing off Australians' superannuation.
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>>157326555
been talking to hughesy
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>>157326528
No. In 2010 I had a gf who WAS a semi-scene girl in like 2007/8 because a bunch of her friends went that way, but it really wasn't her and she was fully out of that space by 2010.

She hated emo music too so no never listened to blood on the dancefloor.
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>>157326528
where the fuck is my early 2010s party slut gf
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>>157326555
>>157326559
Reckon Judd, Hughsey, Tex Walker and Warren Tredrae should do a podcast together.
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Replaying Baldurs gate 3 for the first time since 2023.
Shadowheart my beloved....
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>>157326555
jris chud
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>>157326578
this but live after a few pints
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>>157326591
reckon i'm garn preserve my vril and not play it
that and it's at least 150GB without mods
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>>157326075
1 (on tv)
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>>157326578
tex has a brain mate
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$2700 later i have hot water
I've been fleeced and it makes me sick
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>>157326528
2005. She gushed when she came. Good times.
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>>157326711
did you have to upgrade to electric? wtf
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what does LDU stand for?
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The AFL has revamped footy in New South Wales, creating a new premier competition in an attempt to supercharge Sydney’s pathways to the elite level.

The Sydney Football League (SFL), beginning in 2027, will feature nine clubs who’ve been granted a license after being assessed by NSW footy heavyweights including AFL Commissioner Andrew Ireland and Sydney premiership coach John Longmire.

The SFL will sit on the same level as competitions like Queensland’s QAFL and provide another home for Talent League prospects, with four divisions - Senior Mens, Senior Womens, Under 19.5 Mens and Under 20 Women.

The nine clubs initially granted a license are:
>South West Sydney Blues (South West)
>St. George Dragons (South)
>Sydney University (City and Inner West)
>UNSW Eastern Suburbs Bulldogs (East-Bayside)
>UTS Bats (East Parkside)
>North Shore Bombers (North Shore)
>Manly Warringah Wolves (Northern Beaches)
>Pennant Hills Demons (North West)
>East Coast Eagles (West)
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>>157326744
latter day uncs iykwim haha
>>157326764
corr
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>>157326744
love dockers, unna
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>>157326764
go the upper north south western eastern suburbs bulldogs
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>>157326784
too bad they never wore those green shorts
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Listening to rob thomas
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>>157326808
crisp my aunt
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>>157326764
>East Coast Eagles
someone was selling an ochre on ebay used by this club and it had the old sydney football league logo and their sponsors stitched over the afl and sgio logos. think it sold for nearly $500
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>>157326764
Bondi Bullseyesbros........is it over?
.
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tfw no late 20s teacher gf to be groomed by after biology class
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shut up mick
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>>157326736
Half electric half gas. He said its more energy efficient but due to everyone here not trusting tradies ive become very cynical towards them and didnt trust him. Anyway its in and its done.
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>>157326939
>Half electric half gas
sweet now you will be charged for power and gas when you have a shower
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>>157326939
it's probably a routine price for same day installation
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>>157326948
you don't get water for free fuckhead
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*bangs hammer*
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>>157326980
no but steven hydrate
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it always shocks me how shit /heem/ is
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>>157326764
>st george dragons get the spoon
>code switch into afl
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merge st kilda and richmond
merge melbourne and hawthorn
merge footscray and north
fold and unmerge every team established after 1995
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can you make your own braces?
dentists are tradiescum and im not forking out all that money
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who the fuck starts a conversation like that
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>getting a seat. reclining one too
>woman
>empty bus
get OFF the vpn, "indian"
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welcome to the NEC Hanger, Luke Pedlar!
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feel like i don't seethe enough about shit. what are some good seethe topics?
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>>157327076
Pedlar was going across to Port i heard last
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>>157327076
source?
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>>157327096
yep correct weight. pill peddlers are headed to the hangar
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>>157327082
>>Spanish gender violence campaigner allegedly murdered by Moroccan boyfriend
>Foreigners are overrepresented in gender violence killings.
>>Aussie taxpayers to foot $150M bill for UN climate summit in Fiji
>Energy Minister Chris Bowen is behind the summit.
>>Sydney man, 60, refused bail for allegedly creating anti-Semitic website
>He is facing up to five years’ jail.
>>Miracle as driver walks out of wreck after wrapping car around tree
>He suffered only minor injuries.
>>OnlyFans prostitute pleads not guilty to decapitation murder of boyfriend
>Her alleged victim’s head was not found for months.
>>Paedophile stabs himself to death as police raid his home
>The 41-year-old man died at the scene.
>>Five young girls and a boy raped after illegal immigrant invasion of Spain
>Almost 80,000 Africans breached the border.
>>Aussies celebrate after woke renaming of Tasmanian electorate abandoned
>The proposal sparked nationwide outrage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHjp__916fQ&lc=UgzV3mpGztw8sRXz1oF4AaABAg
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>>157327028
so long dental plan!
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Now that the dust has settled, what went wtong with the Giants this year?
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>>157327136
how do you even begin to explain a team that somehow beats fred and loses to dosn
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>>157327127
news.com.au fearslop
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>>157327029
She wants you Vinesh
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>>157327136
Kingsley
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started practicing magic rituals unironically
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>>157327127
i asked for seethe not funnies
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>>157327147
He's been elite though
How do you do from being 40 points ahead of the premier in a final to 12th on the ladder?
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>>157327148
based
cringe if wiccan crowleyslop thoughbeit
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is bailey humphrey a meme or legit
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>>157327166
nothing funny about 5 years in gaol for antisemitism
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nothing wrong with kingsley. the gas list is just gassed
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I'm having déjà vu.
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reminder that justin longmuir is still on rolling one year deals
should fred win, this may be the new meta for coaches contracts
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corr hope that asian gnd i just spotted really lives next door
garn get my BWC wet lads
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>>157327136
injuries
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>>157326764
Is there no afl league in Sydney? Not even a little one?
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>>157327203
you already said that
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>>157326555
Chris Chud
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>>157327324
afl sydney has been around for yonks but it is basically ammos.
the swasn reserves used to play there and rack up cricket scores every week until the neafl came to be
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footo tmrw
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>>157327218
not a fan of this instability and casualisation of the work force, in all respects
no doubt those who bring in such a paradigm themselves have permanent reliable stable employment into the foreseeable future
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>>157327354
LIAR
but there’s cricket on at least
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welcome to the cattery Bailey Humphrey!
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>>157327359
stfu up about your nonce cricket sport
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You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
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>>157327366
cricket is based
/cric/ is cringe
simple as
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>>157327183
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>>157327359
There is absolutely footy on tomorrow

Hawks vs Dees at IKON Park
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>>157327372
this but the opposite
a dead sport whose future is in the indian subcontinent, a comfy post-empire hole of spasticry
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blessed by a bitch from a bastard seed
pleasure to meet you but better to bleed
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>>157327393
t sexpest iykwim haha
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im a swannies girl :)
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>>157326190
yes, they don’t help at all
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Fuken unpaid work mail using homo
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>>157327404
do you like cricket?
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>>157327399
In a grand final humiliation world
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>>157327405
I do
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>>157327399
based polly
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>afl site changed their design for the worse again
Fuck is this shit?
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Not much. Watched few times. Felt its only enjoyable if your sync with each ball. Minimum is 4 hours.

The game itself is vanilla. Tho I like vanilla. Watching for 4 hours don't make sense
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za' for afternoon tea
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>>157327417
i remember in the early/mid 00s i used to try to go to the afl site and iprimus always blocked it as potentially dangerous
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>>157327417
fucking bloat
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>>157327371
I have nicely curated country Playlist. Do you want it?
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why do you guys trust david kings takes so much
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>>157326108
Why do you keep posting this?
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>>157327417
yeah nah seeing the ground the game was at wasn't important information

>sarr i did the needful and improved the design using AI!
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>>157327426
it used to be alright, basically rubbish now
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>>157327451
I dint and think hes a complete flog
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>>157327451
Only thing I trust Kingy to do is get it wrong.
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>>157327460
but enough about collingwood
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>>157327451
i actually have no idea about him i just like posting his catchphases
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>>157327451
he's paid to make takes so he makes takes think of that as you will
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>>157327463
What do you call this hairstyle?
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>>157327477
the fuckwit
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>>157327451
fuck up david we know it's you who self interests yourself in here
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>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.
- David King, May 26th, 2024
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>>157327477
'i peaked in 2002'
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>>157327493
Okay this rules
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i dont know how to read
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>>157327399
t.
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lol
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>>157327493
>greatest goal of all time
>is a soccer move
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>>157327505
i kan reed but i kant spel
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>>157327510
soccer doesn't own kicking a ball of the ground kek
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>>157327493
they should do this more often
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>>157327519
do that action today and the out of zone umpire 50 meters away pays kicking in danger
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>>157327493
interesting how former afl enthusiasts became punters in the handegg, could've just as well became kickers with some effort
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>>157327523
Or insufficient intent if it misses goal and bounces out of bounds.
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Couple more beers then might walk down to the local girls footy training
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>>157327541
hope you get the shit kicked out of you and you carry your teeth home in a napkin champ
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>Ross Lyon: "our self image is we wanna be successful. Clearly we're not."
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nick daicos career contested marks
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>NAB add tells me average person will buy 400 pairs of shoes in their lifetime
That can't be close to accurate.
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>>157327559
>5 a year
it includes women mate
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What's your hit rate on finding good restaurants?
I swear 80% of the time I go to a place i leave thinking i got swindled AGAIN.
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my sister buys more sandals than i can sniff and lick
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wonder if nab knows how many people buy a prozzies services in their lifetime
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>>157327477
the bert
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>>157327541
Crispo. What age level?
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>>157327568
im pretty good at judging a book by its cover
theres tale tale signs for generic slopstraunts
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micknonce must die
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i can't find any good restaurants, it's either asian slop or generic pub grub everywhere i look
>>
when i was in perth i walked into what i thought was a laundromat. turned out there was a whole restaurant hidden behind it with a bar on the roof
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the word slop is overused
>>
if the shoe fits
but yeah it's overused
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>>157327587
normies love this shit
>hey wheres the door to get in?
>ITZ A SEGRET XD!
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mick malloy
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Wish i could drink beer at home. I mean i drink whisky its easy to sneak in. But getting pissed by beer feels different
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>>157327578
Share your methods please. At this point i'm just going to go off popularity, especially on off-peak days.
>>
evening chuds
almost the weekend
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>>157327587
Were you holding a full basket of dirty laundry?
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Nick "genius monster" Daicos
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>>157327605
bag full of already sniffed knickers iykwim
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>>157327597
probably easier if you share a restaurant with me and i tell you whether itll be good or not and why
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fell in love with the youtube language teacher again lads
not sharing her btw
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>>157327627
I'm the biggest contributor to her simpcity thread
>>
Do you guys prefer using pencil or pen?
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>>157327591
god forbid a a business has a point of difference or has some creativity ay
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>>157327642
Depends what I'm doing. Don't use either very much anymore desu.
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>>157327643
>and then instead of putting the food on plates they just dumped it on the table!
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>>157327643
I'll settle for good food, reliable service and reasonable prices. If the food is good enough and the price is right I won't even worry about the service. Everything else can fuck off.
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>>157327627
Mine is cute but i dont understand anything she says
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>>157327650
>and dude, DUDE, the plates? they're slabs of wood! it's awesomesauce and rustic and viking AS FUCK
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>>157327653
If they don't look at me like a pill-bug, i'm in.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JnOziKMKxUg
just put the fries in the bag lil bro
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>>157327653
I demand good service unless it’s a pub or takeaway joint run by white true blue aussies
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>>157327669
>fries
foy
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>>157327669
Bro is putting popcorn EVERYWHERE
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Penis in the vagina, my niggas, penis in the vagina.
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I’m so drunk
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>>157327687
Hell yeah Elijah. Loved it when you showed up to the MCG smashed, what a laugh that was.
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>>157327687
i dont believe you
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https://x.com/haydiemaybird?lang=en

>tfw no aussie cowgirl gf
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whats the alf backup? cripplechan?
>>
Who's /whoreposting/ tonight?
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>>157327712
https://indiachan.top/boards/b/thread/109025#p109025
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>>157327716
i said alf not /cric/
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soijak party was based as fuck
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>>157327695
Why not
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>>157327721
except for the port scanning
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>Australian tradies
fucking pathetic
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thinking about rubys cute little nips under that polo
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>>157326528
I've never had a gf
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Starting to think that this sofa was created as a joke by some sort of demon
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>>157327750
the more you sit on it the comfier it gets
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>>157327452
>post something twice, the second time only to correct a missing line break
>Why do you keep posting this?
why are you illiterate
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>>157327752
crisp Aneros
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>>157327417
>just visit the website if you want info because tryhard ops are redd-ACK!
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>i dont seethe when i dont get to create threads
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mogged
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>everyoneisturbo
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>>157327772
>no my telstra slop is better!
cringe nrlsperg
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>>157327772
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>>157327772
still just tell me what ground its at
just as useless
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>>157327355
Yeah, this. It's easy to look at short term performance boosts and think that's the way but what you're actually doing is burning people out psychologically.
And yes, management scum always take the comfy benefits for themselves.
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>muh ground
irrelevant
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>>157327772
MY Cowboys have one last chance here
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your gf vs my gf
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>>157327782
home teams on top, just know everyones home grounds mate
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the incel pedo richo
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woulndt mind going poppy on boltz feet iykwim haha
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>>157327788
Your gf dates an NRL player?
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>>157327795
oof
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whats nrl?
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>>157327790
what if its one of those rounds where games are in perth
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>>157327795
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>>157327810
go perth btw
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>>157327812
i don't really understand the image you made, can you explain it to me please
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No fuckin footy tomorrow. Pisses me the fuck off. At least there's criccy on. FUCK.
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>>157327834
sexist PIG
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R E S P E C T W O M E N
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>>157327812
Searching for posts with the image hash ‘6XHySOHxZHARdSZqb+Biqg==’. 9 results found.
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>>157327831
this
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lmao
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>>157327846
me on the left
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>>157327834
The cricket is on right? Why did you write ‘FUCK’
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>>157327834
Girls are on mate. Take a good hard look at yourself
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>>157327795
jej
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>>157327864
trying too hard mate, nrl is the nations sport
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>>157327866
KEK no
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>>157327866
yeah if the nation started in lakemba and ended in penrith
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>>157327864
crispola
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>>157327859
Ausgods vs thirdies just won't be interesting
Especially after some of the elite test matches we've had the last few years
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Bodied some effeminate chinaman on the platform at Strathfield yesterday because my train was about to leave and the cunt was standing right at the end of the ramp. Think he said something from the floor but I was too absorbed with the task of making it on board before the doors closed to make out what it was.
A homeless looking man held the door open for me.
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>>157327864
kek
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>>157327859
because it's what i want to do with perry and litchfield
>>
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>>157327874
I think it’ll still be fun, especially as a side dish during footy season
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>>157327869
they like it on the central coast too (the place that doesn't have a team)
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>>157327891
central coast unironically prefers a league, shows how much of a joke nrlel is
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imagine having a team in poong
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off to the local tab, finna knock out cold the biggest, meanest cunt there
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>>157327907
Why?
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>if a wildcard team goes on to play the grand final, that team will have played 28 games for the season
>1000 divided by 28 is 35.7
>nick daicos has averaged 35.25 disposals for the season so far
>collingwood will likely play wildcard round
If Nick Daicos didn't miss the one game, we may have been looking at the first 1000 disposal season for a player.
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>>157327911
coz im fiending for a fight
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>>157327911
meth mostly officer
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wouldn't mind hooking up with a big mean cunt (vagina) rn
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>>157327917
i cant wait to run on the ground whilst fingering my bum
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>>157327918
And cruising for a bruisin
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the "indian" types in a very similar cadence to nrlsperg
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>>157327944
Imagine being gay, oh wait...
>>
the shorts arent even tighter than nrls tbqh
>>
Mick is using an Indian proxy again
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>>157327953
No but Steven May
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@157327984
Do you ever get bored of spamming the same garbage constantly?

A broken record would repeat itself less
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>>157327953
no, but steven bismay
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>>157327953
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Your widening gape lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your arse saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll fill me whenever I call
You gape me best, when you're stretching my hole
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If you had the option to pick between either $10,000 or a chance to kick both Nick Daicos and Albo in the head, what would you choose?
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>>157327864
HOLY BASED
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*be's timing the run*
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FIENDING for some goey
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FIENDING for some gooey
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FIENDING for the Mayor of Sleepytown to enter me.
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Some of you guys seem to forget that you need to treat others how you want to be treated
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>>157328053
*heems you*
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>>157328056
guess i better go around jacking people off then
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*whips out cock*
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They say that, erm... bad things... happen to those who impersonate the Mayor of Sleepytown...
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FIENDING for some de goey
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i didn't vote for the current mayor of sleepytown
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Do you reckon there’s any actual Collingwood supporters in here? Or just micksperg pretending to be piesperg/daicossperg
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listening to wings
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>>157327999
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>>157328108
Me, I'm a Collingwood fan
I'm gay btw if that makes a difference
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red lights ON
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>>157328110
crisp silly love songs appreciator
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>>157328108
What kind of dumbass question is this
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>>157328108
ill answer on behalf of them as they are unable to comprehend this question due to an underdeveloped wernicke's area, common with sloppingwood customers.

yes I think there are.
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>>157328117
what’s wrong with that?
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>>157328145
I'd like to know
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was gonna have a wank but I'm too tired
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fucking hate hot weather wish it was cold as fuck forever
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>>157328155
For me? A nice consistent 20 degrees.
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>>157328155
https://jobs.antarctica.gov.au/jobs-in-antarctica/
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>>157328155
Idiot.
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'Adelaide Footy League clubs have indicated they would be prepared to forfeit games against Westminster Old Scholars after transgender player Freya Golding was cleared to continue playing by the
AFL following three duty of care complaints.!'
'Stephanie Bastiaan, Head of Advocacy at Women's Forum Australia, said the decision showed "disregard for the safety and fairness of female players" and believed the AFL should review its Gender Diversity Policy at the community level "urgently."
"What message does this send to the women and girls expected to take the field?," Ms Bastiaan questioned.
"The female category exists for a reason: to provide women and girls with a safe and fair competition.
"My concern is that this decision sets a dangerous precedent for female competitions more
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>>157328160
does not change the fact I'm right
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why does everyone have to play along with the mentally ill? not sure it's good for anyone.
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Don’t mind hot dry weather, hot humidity can fuck right off
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>>157328161
I hope every club does this.
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>>157328169
*wraps my arms around you*
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>>157328159
why are they all tradie jobs
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Every feminist is secretly and ultimately trans-exclusionary (and that’s a good thing)
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>>157328169
because they might flip out, stab you to death, hide your body in a suitcase then strap it to their scooter and spend an hour riding it around town looking for a place to dump it
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>>157328176
turns out sending emails for 8 (6) hours a day isn't actual work
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>>157328182
>We need to comply with them to avoid violence
This is literally how terrorism works.
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>>157328188
i know i can't believe i get paid so much for it kek
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>>157328200
kek so true
built a property portfolio doing nuffin
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I don’t respect nicknames people give themselves
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>>157328209
>t. bigdog
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>>157328182
who would do such a thing
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>>157328214
kek
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Real stench of shit in here.
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>>157328209
imagine being new at the footy club and telling them you were called horse at your last club then when you shower with them for the first time they see you have a bang average sized penis cock
couldnt have been me haha
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>>157328161
wonder if his new teammates (female) grab his penis and testes in the showers
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i am extremely racist
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>>157328237
just avoid this problem by showering with aflw players who've only seen vag
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>>157328249
>>157328255
transphobic samefag
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>>157328254
whats the most publically racist thing you have done
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Anon was in shitter a while ago
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>>157328254
Then why did you move to brown town
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I started eucalyptus fire couple times to burn australans in minecraft
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>>157328260
knowingly nodded at a fellow white person while at a westfield surrounded forens
>>157328268
thais are lovely. if i'm going to be surrounded i'd like to choose the flavour of brown.
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>>157328271
you ever considered to post proof of being actually indian?
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>>157328268
why not be worshipped
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SOUL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu18oxc0D3E
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mickjeet
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I’ve never had sex
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Listing to my favourite music
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>>157328331
>>157328333
Both me btw
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I am psychologically damaged and I’m starting to think it’s beyond repair
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>>157328331
crisp Zak Butters
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>>157328324
looks that way
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>>157328339
Crisp tradie hater
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>>157328339
don't give up on the workers revolution just yet
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My favourite sport is women's footy
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>>157328386
Not a sport
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My favourite sport? Flogging my knob.
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>>157328339
based micksperg
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>>157328321
I really want to watch peak wrestling but got no idea where to start
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>>157328391
for me it's gooning to qt game show contestants (female)
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>>157328321
Utterly crisp
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>>157328331
Same (because I’ve never been married)
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>>157328423
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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There's a serious risk of fake doctors.
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>>157328431
corr imagine being arrested by that cop sheila
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>>157328431
>they let her get dressed first
can't have been that bad
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I’m addicted to masturbation
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>>157328321
Theres nothing like Stone Cold, The Rock and Hulk Hogan, what great entertainers they were
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>>157328460
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>>157328460
i was like this too before i turned 16
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>>157328431
what's the tamest crime that will get my afpfu to notice me but in a good way
signalling my peaceful intentions with a straight arm?
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>>157328479
>before
>not after
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>>157327583
Asian slop is a parasitic cuisine for peasants.
>>157327587
It's on William Street. Quirk chingus amirite!?
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>>157328480
Maybe doing some Jack Van Tongeren stencils around the place?
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Gay 4aday or bald 4lyf?
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who drinking dey head off
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Night, you faggots.
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>>157328508
I’m already bald(ing), I’d rather be a celibate gay for a day
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Are you blokes excited for finals footy?
Its not far away now
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Do you blokes like drinking by yourself in the middle of the night?
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>>157328556
Used to but I gave it up.
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>>157328500
no rabbi i shan't be decorating synagogues with them
unless i get a pair of khazar milkers to play with
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>>157328556
prefer wanking me
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>>157328556
Drinking alone was alright back in the day as a reclusive edgy sadsack but it gets old. I don’t get drunk anymore; if I ever did again I’d be with my hypothetical wife and getting drunk together
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>>157326030
Chicks don't know how to hold a footy, kek
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do you blokes like climbing on the roof and howling at the moon in the middle of the night?
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>>157328584
no but SOPHIE may
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>>157327583
Yes it was quite grim
>chips chips carbs carbs pub grub
>kebabs
>cheap indian
>tremendously expensive (but excellent) grilled meats
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>>157328600
>was
still is
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>>157328642
Things stop existing when I don’t look at them
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>>157328648
crisp 3 year old
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>>157328523
Night, love
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>>157328621
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>>157328600
think you're confusing restaurants with take away joints
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Love youse alls bros
Good night
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>>157330414
sometimes i wind you up but i like you banejeet, thanks for being with us no homo
night
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polynesian gf q4 2026
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*Aboriginal qt gf 2026
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No football tonight.
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>>157330455
Only if janny could read
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>>157330455
it's mickhead you stupid cunt
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I have awoken
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I never went to sleep. They call me Nighthawk.
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Up and at them
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garn sleep
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Why is there no fuckin' footy on tonight AHHHHHH
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Good morning alf
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>>157332969
This is simply not true.
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>>157330644
I used to have a polynesian fuck buddy and she had probably the best tits I've ever seen irl.

She was a nurse and a bit of a psycho but a good root
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>>157326030
Ironic how women pretending to be men getting into mens spaces ended up with men pretending to be women getting into womens spaces.
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>>157326578
Sam Newman as lead podcaster.
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gma
grig on today
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>>157333025
Next game is on friday
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>>157331042
weird how all the attractive abos have caucasian dna in them
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>>157333184
No there is hawks vs dees on tonight
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>>157333134
If there were more 6 ft plus transvestites playing in the aflw I would embrace the competition.
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>>157328386
Where can I get a ‘my favourite sport is men’s footy’ shirt?
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>The AFL’s All-Australian squad of 44 is set to be announced before the last home and away round of the season.

>The puzzling move will mean performances in Round 24 will not contribute to selection into the squad, though could still shape the final team of 23.

god dildo is a fucking spanner
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>>157333513
Aren't teams expected to rest half their squads for the last game this year anyway? Makes sense.
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>>157333539
maybe it's a fuck you from the afl then after that club backlash. still fucking shit house administration. laura kanes dildo
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Nick "genius monster" Daicos
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>>157328386
meant footjobs ______ ____
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>>157333558
>laura kanes dildo
giwtwm
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Going to Bunnings lads, need anything?
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nick “throat goat” daicos
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>>157333663
no but steven trade
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>>157333660
kek
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>>157333666
Fuck off satan
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>>157333855
>rabid antisemitism outside /b/
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>>157333855
wtf is this real
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baby devil
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>>157333928
:3
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>>157333902
prove it in the court of law
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>>157333928
cute
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>>157333855
well that's one way to make the finals 20 years in a row
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>>157333855
>writes Curnow 3+ on some paper
>pops it in the wall
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>>157333985
KEK
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Why can’t you just watch replays of good games instead of watching inferior games live wouldn’t that be more entertaining?
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>>157334095
or even better just shitpost in here to pass the time with the bros about whatever you want to
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>>157334095
You’d know the outcome though
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>>157333855
Is this real or AI?
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>>157334095
I cant even watch the replay of a game played yesterday that I dont know the result of
Sport loses its aura and mystique when it's not live
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>>157334148
So?
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Meredith lineup is out
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the cricky starts soon
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>>157334185
beau webster motm for mine
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>>157334185
It's not summer, mate. Cricket is a summer sport.
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>>157327493
Pretty sure he kicks another socker goal again later in the same game.
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>>157334312
Yes that's socker, not 'football'
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what did you do today? apply for jobs today? why haven't you got a job yet? a mate at work asked me what you do and i said he's just like a baby dole bludger, Isn't that embarrassing? aren't you ashamed? you haven't had a real job in five years, do you really think job agencies give a fuck about you? have you started looking for mature age apprenticeships? what have you done ALL day while I'm at work?!?!
go pies
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*walks around in public with fishing rod*
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>>157333663
They won't let you in without a licence
Luckily ive sourced a fake one for a somewhat cheap price
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>>157333926
It's real. The Simonds forced them to go out of their own pocket.
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>>157334429
I finished a uni assignment for my teaching degree and now I'm at work and listening to Shostakovich. Good day. Go Crows.
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It's a very complex situation
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Back from my run, lads. Did I miss anything?
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>>157334698
there’s no footy on tonight :(
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gma
no big game tonight
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Got an Essendon coach selection process cresting my arsehole.
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unironically my shit's have been perfect since my gut got used to not eating carbs
"humans are omnivores" is a retarded meme, we're carnivores
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Why are you all saying there's no footy when the AFLW season is beginning tonight?
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there's no aflw footies on my dick champ
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>>157335210
womens sport is not a sport
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>>157335210
if you were actually knowledgeable about aflw you'd know it started last sunday
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>>157335207
Actually, I'm vegan
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>>157328468
meant for
>>157335258
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>>157327417
we must RETVRN
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>>157327417
actually unreadable, why the fuck do they go from all being visible to only 4
fucking telstra fuck you
>>157335299
>buzz
kino, i remember playing it friend's places heaps (i don't actually remember if it was good or not)
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>>157335299
>16 year old jack darling spotted
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>>157335299
>everyone’s logo has changed since then except Essendon, Geelong and Hawthorn
>Geelong and Hawthorns were new that year
>Essendon’s was already 11 years old by that point
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>>157335368
>>16 year old darling spotted
nonce
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r*ddit is shilling that video game to the point i am not interested
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>>157335299
Crisp, I’m trying hard to find some screenshots of the games and kids sections but simply can’t
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>>157335369
isn't st kildas the same?
bulldogs should return to soul too
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>>157335556
i tried the demo, it was okay but not enough for me to want to buy it
>>157335583
no, saints is slightly different
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>>157335556
what video game
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>>157335556
Normalise using context
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>>157335620
>>157335622
buy an ad
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>>157335556
>>157335638
either talk about footy or go back to readit
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>>157335657
or what
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>>157335663
I'll start talking about aflw
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>>157335670
damn the nuclear option
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>>157335670
you'd run out of conversation pretty quick
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Strumming my knob with his fingers
Filling my arse with his cock
Gaping me softly with his knob
Gaping me softly with his knob
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not a very good post
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Thinking 3 scoops of psyllium husk is just scraping the edge for what I require to not diarrhoea every day.
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>don't name anything, just ask for someone to elaborate
>buy an ad
for what?
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>>157335763
just quit carbs lmao
>>157335683
untrue there'd be a lot of near-goals to talk about
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>>157335776
Crisp heart attack enjoyer
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>>157335620
>>157335622
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3621330/Pro_Jank_Footy/
no i'm not paid for this and i don't necessarily recommend it as i've only played the demo
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>>157335791
Looks like shit.
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>>157335791
ty that clears it up
not gonna buy it or even pirate just wanted to know what you meant, thought there was some new AAAslop coming
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the flock camera shit is funny because america muh freedum but itll be here soon :(
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Don't even know what a flock camera is.
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tfw using the power of moda to trace the little hat menace over 4000 years
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>>157335879
good goy
>>157335883
bad goy
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>>157335871
Just move to a jewish neighbourhood like the Upper Westside in NYC. I guess flock cameras aren't kosher or something.
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the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srO3XXUY7e8
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>>157336085
Crisp
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>>157335791
>sportslop + rick and morty



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