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>>157317367kek, and they're talking about baseball in this cliphttps://youtu.be/jc6_XgtOQgI
doyers
>>157317372>it's that nervous ball grab
baybaw
go go go
did they fire trumpet thotiana?
>DiazGrats on the win, Royalsfags.
dodgers
never let the doggiedoos forget that they lost 7 of their 13 games with the diamondbacks this year. the fucking DIAMONDBACKS
I rode foothill transit for the first time today, not too shabby.
Here we go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BYSp2pzP0Y&t=2s
its time
>>157317384many are saying this
>>157317396we all love the cubbie girls!!!!
Why did they ever sign this fucking bum? Desperation for a Closer should not make you sign this useless fuck
>>157317386you now realize without her diaz sucks
>>157317401uhh...
>>157317401aussie bro what the fuck
>>157317379that made me think about Sesame Street for some reason
>>157317401HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYZ
>>157317379That was great, thanks for sharing. I didn't recognize him at all. That's a great job by Gus Fring
Strikeout, one out.
>>157317401fuck this got me rock hard
aussie bro got his tabs confused and thought he was on /gif/oof madone
>>157317401need to be killed
>>157317401i look like this and post here
>>157317408thats not me, thats a /gayfl/ posterI only post women
>>157317401I don't get the appeal for twinks. If you're going to be gay then fully commit
>have to be up at 545am tomorrowheem me bros
>7-0 roadtrip>26 games over .500>6 game lead in the AL east>MLB best 16-4 since July 20th
Two outs.
stupid fuck almost gave up a dinger
>>157317401I behave like him
Doyers won that gamegg royos cya tomorrow
>>157317426Now only if you could beat Boston
We'll take every W we can get, ggs Royals cya tomorrow
doyers won
>>157317421Yasmina Khan pegs you, y/n?
Alright, now interview Muncy!
gg roylelssee you tomorrow
gg 'yalsgj edlose, keep improving cause we need you.
that was fun
good game, royals
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FHCMJNG\\\\\\\ NOWWW
>>157317401kek Aussiefag KEK
>>157317437Yay!!!!
>>157317440>tattoos
stupid fat fuck muncy saving the gay ass dodgers
>>157317425I know that feeling bro. I gotta wake up at 8 am. It's so tough for us earlier risers god
>>157317447based chicken fighter. they can just eat the chickens after
>>157317447never ;D
Doyers are 2 out of the last 3 :)
>>157317450Savannah Bond pegs you, y/n?
>>157317449YayYayYay
>>157317401say gex...
>ROOSTER MASTER FOR THE WIN
>>157317462your taste in pornstars is very trashy m8
>>157317461let's goooooooo
>>157317455>>157317468
>>157317474Angela White pegs you, y/n?
>>157317401fagits are repulsiveplease fling yourself off a tall buildingdo it now
>>157317474Would you fuck Arianny Koda
>>157317421Prove it rn by posting lesbian porn
>>157317479I never really watched her stuff but I saw a video recently and was impressed by the acting pre-fuckenthusiasm for the role
>>157317488wtf that's like every aussie pornstar in existencethoughts on Alexander Volkanovski?
>>157317477i tried japanese and korean chicken and nigs would love that shit. in LA county, two of some of the best chicken places in the ghetto are owned by koreans
>>157317487lesbian porn is gay though
>>157317491first lol I got today. you done gone.
>>157317495We ain’t even gay tho!
I'm a cubs fan and the dodgers scare me
>>157317495We ain’t even lesbos!
>>157317491hes a grog
>>157317500ashamed to admit what i'd pay for two hours with that
>>157317503me too
>>157317500you're a yasmin scott guy, i can tellhey you're not that kid that went viral 20 years ago for throwing a rager and refusing to apologize on air are you?
>>157317500Cubbies
>>157317510I like her but not enough material out there
>>157317506is that more like grug or grok?
>>157317500Imagine having to wipe that...
GG Rangers
aussie and jap anons are easily the two biggest gooners in the genny
>>157317528not the guy casually name dropping 15 porn stars from memory itt?
>>157317510im a ivana montana fanshes real and milfy
>>157317515many such cases unfortunately
another doyerpaco world series is upon us today
>>157317469I'm confused how this can have a negative value, does that mean they picked the wrong 3?
>>157317528blowing a load is a highlight on many days
>>157317546>If X > Y then Y - X < 0It means the bottom is out producing the top (no homo).
>>157317534I see I see. google the followingserena gomesvalentina nappianissa katesharon leeskylar snowlucky kayveronica avluvpenelope pipermischa brooksanikka albrite
>>157317500Dear God in fucking holy hell. I would only need one pump of my 4 4/5" inch diamond hard cock in that ass to explode like the basement of the world trade center on 9/11
>>157317530You can't name 15 pornstar from memory?Off the top of my head:Alexis Texas Darryl Hannah Angela White Faye ReaganReagan FoxxLisa AnnMaserati XXXPrinzzessAlexis FawxBrandi LoveIndia SummerDemi SutraLena Paul Kendra JamesJade BakerDani DanielsNina Hartley Magdalene St. MichaelsI don't watch that much porn
>>157317500nastyimagine the cellulite and skid marks
>>157317550>>157317558thanks Save
Why does /mlb/ have so many degenerates?
>>157317565
>>157317567unhinged tbqh
>>157317550nahyes goatedyes but her puss is muntedyes goatednomehNOshe looks like she could be kino nahnah
>>157317565We need more Alysa posting to cure us
>>157317579cardinals fan
>>157317579>fingers
>>157317578LallasaAshley FiresDanielle DelauneyStella CoxKylie PageElla ReeseFunSizedMeganBrandy TaloreAshlynn Brooke
>>157317567were you the anon that was making a beary for each team in that big compilation? because I think you stopped before you got to >my team and that is, for sure, negatively affecting my opinion on bearyposters moving forward
gn
>>157317596whats your end game here
>>157317597yes. does your team have a beary? only SERIOUS teams have a beary.
>>157317558For me it was Heather Harmon Jenna Jameson and Christy Canyon
>>157317579I threw up
>>157317610to do good unto others
>>157317597What’s your ballclub, kid?
>>157317610He wants to make you cum, selfish jerk.
>>157317626i dont want him thinking about me or my penis
>>157317629Kendra SpadeVicki ChaseAlexis TexasRayleneJodi Taylor
>>157317596>Brandy Taloreshe was cute but always looked better when she kept her shirt on
>>157317596>>157317630Giving thanks to God, too
>>157317426Sweet do the Rays finally have a winning record playing as the road team?
is painter turning a corner and proving himself as an mlb starter or is he just getting lucky starting against shit teams
>>157317631Aussienon likes em thicc and natural. He doesn't mind the chunk>>157317632yw but I'm not God
>>157317619angels, astros, a's, braves, guardians, orioles, phillies, pirates, rays and red sox
>>157317636Misty Mendez was my chunkfuand current day Natasha Nice
>>157317637why you little
>>157317636No, to me, you are the god of Western porn.
>>157317645Nice. Natasha borders on grotesque for me atpYou may like Skylar Vox, Elle Nova and Alyx Black
>>157317656Thanks bro. Need any recs? >>157317659Alyx Star*, sorry
>>157317636I also like petite. like layla jennerbiggest love is a coin slot
>>157317664Emily WillisVina SkyTaylor SandsGina ValentinaMegan RainCheerleader KaitLola GrantCoin slot: Tessa Thomas
alright lets keep it baybaw related fellas
>>157317685We're all thinking about your penis
>>157317663Sorry, I don't really know much about Western porn.I'm only familiar with the usual names like Melody Marks, Veronica Leal, Natasha Teen, and CoCo Lovelock.
>>157317685Show us ya penis!!
>>157317697Start with the game tape of Mike Adriano
>>157317697I read that as Lovecock. seems more fitting anyway
>>157317710kek. it is lovecock.
>>157317704This is helpful—GONZO, DP
actually knowing the names of porn stars makes you a loser
>>157317747what about the names of hentai artists?
>>157317755that's less cringe but not by much
>>157317698and turn it into wine
>>157317775make that beerAnd pizza
>>157317659>Skylar Voxyeah, I like herGabriela Lopez is another favorite of mine mine
How Royles gods are watching the rest of this season, knowing we could have won the whole thing and beaten every single one of you shitters, if we cared
>>157317747I remember a few from back in the day like Sasha Grey and Riley Reid, it’s not really something I kept up with thougheverbeit.
>>157317747I know a lot of baseballers though
>>157317798which baseballer gets you the hardest?
>>157317801Judge Because he has the biggest cock in the majors
>>157317780having an active mind that is able to shift quickly to other interests is critical for sports fandom
>>157317837I’ve been a Doggies bandwagonner and Ohtani fanboy since their first run, I put myself through the obligatory humiliation ritual of rooting for my shit team to start every season but by the time they’re eliminated I just go back to rooting for the Doyer doggie doos
When I think nicest balls,I think major league baseball
Raw lings
>>157317844that's how I am with all the sports. when my team is shit, I usually always root for the guy(s) I wish were on my team.
>>157317426Based.
https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1785913693/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1785924338/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786013878/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786014556/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786175610/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786249524/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786270811/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786355407/https://tanuki.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livebase/1786422016/
誰も気にしちゃいないよ、ドジャーシンジ
>>157317956Not clicking your JAV links gaijin sensei
Long way to goand A short time to get there
let them truckers roll
long way to go short time to get there
Let them reckers roll
this recker's gonna bounce
reckini
recker-niki or recker-neki, which one are you?
>>157318325shut up bitch LMFAO LMAO!!!!
let 'em roll!
Slurpless in Seattle
No dimes in Seattle this year
>>157318819Pilots mentioned
>>157318819Epstein and 3 players from the nusenators on the grid
>>157318829
gm /mlb/
>>157319056the gm /mlb/
>>157319117the GO METS /mlb/? I can dig it
GMOMG
Opening day and here’s the first pitch… and the season’s over
>>157319155doxxing is a federal crime punishable by prison. take my pic down. NOW.
>>157319155Live Tucker Carlson reaction
>>157319159I guess we'll just have to enjoy the silver linings!
>>157319155Hey man, this guy >>157319163 means business. I'd do what he says...
>>157319175>>157319163>>157319165
jomboy sent me
You now remember Cam Schlittler’s debut against the Mariners.
>>157319213i look like this
>>157319249for me it's Shuhua
>I’m Gay Go M’s Poster has been activated from the 60-Day Ban List
gm
>>157319264how could anyone forget the first time they saw the likes of cum shitter?
>>157319285>drinking black coffeeThrow a splash of milk into that bad boy.
>>157319264how could anyone forget the first time they smelled the stench of cum shitter?
>>157319264He looks like he cums shit
>>157319296>DRINKING BLACK COFFEE>BLACK COFFEE>BLACK COFFEE>STARING AT THE WALL>BLACK COFFEE>BLACK COFFEE>BLACK COFFEE>STARING AT THE WALL
>>157319144Raping the G*ants is worth 5 of any other victory.
Why are the Padres suddenly playing good baseball when their season is literally ogre at this point?
>NFL starts this weekend and you niggas are still watching baseball
>>157319326yes
>>157319296>mfw a mayo monkey says something so cavemanish you just have to hit em with the anunnaki stare
>>157319339Nick Kurtz Football League
Let's go!
>>157319355Who you calling Mayo Monkey?
.500 tonight
>>157319492Half of what?
Denmark 1 was crazy haha
>Crow-Armstrong is having a breakout offensive season in 2026 (batting ~.280 with elite defense), making his combination of average hitting + gold-glove defense extremely valuable in the WAR formula. >Ohtani is having a great year, but his baserunning value has decreased slightly compared to his 59-steal 2024 season, and his offensive rate stats, while elite, are fighting against the DH penalty. >Summary: WAR views PCA as a "unicorn" defender who hits well, while it views Ohtani as a "unicorn" hitter/pitcher who doesn't play the field. The math currently favors the everyday center fielder's accumulated defensive value over the part-time pitcher's mound contributions. if everyone is a unicorn, nobody is a unicorn
Biggest Orioles fan in all of Uruguay as of two days ago here. The Twinks won't know what hit them tonight, brothers.
Ignoring how dogshit and cursed the Phillies are, why is their stadium so angular? Every other park in MLB history has curves, but not the Phillies!
>>157319524reminder: war is shitan entire team of 0.0 WAR players is a 48 win (read: .295) - re:re: worst than the worst team to ever play
>>157319548Let’s take it easy on them replacement playies
>>157319532The Orioles are owned by a zionist jew
go rockies
>>157319555I could heem every replacement player
>>157319548Replacement isn't supposed to mean average
Diamondbacks won that game btw
>>157319264Wait I've heard of this guy, doesn't he have a bunch of sperm in his anus?
>>157319594what does it mean?
>>157319532/We/ worldwide and even that won't stop us
>>157319567no...NO!
>>157319634>baltimore is such a shithole they set up their training ground in space
my mariners are asswhy must i be made to suffer in this way
>>157319548>an entire team of 0.0 WAR players is a 48 win (read: .295) - re:re: worst than the worst team to ever playAn entire team of bad players would be the worst team to ever exist, yes. Why is that so crazy?
>>157319572h-he cute!
>>157319587t(-_-t) t(-_-t) t(-_-t)
>>157319628A player of common skills available for minimum cost to a Major League Baseball team. A team of replacement-level players would be expected to win a baseline minimum number of games, typically 40–50, per 162-game season.t. Wikipedia
>>157319667Don't engage, this anon is a retard clearly. He doesn't understand the application of the stat, irregardless of whether it's useful stat for player evaluation
>>157319638He's friends with Bibi
>>157319339i expected nothing of the arizona cardinals (not my team btw luv me iggles) and they still found a way to disappoint me
ya gotta replace my ass ya just gotta!!
>>157319653>he says while posting in a Muslim filled shit hole
>>157319696I judge my players on PAR, Pumps Above Replacement, which would be the comparative stat of how long I can last before busting up inside his tailpipe. Big Dumper? I cannot last more than two pumps up that hairy anomaly
>>157319670*heems all of them*
>>157319673damn imagine having negative WAR with this description
>>157319721i see you're familiar with my jays roster
>>157319732kek
>skruball is winless as a dodgernice acquisition
>>157319339>and you niggasI’m white tho
>>157319721yes it's pathetic
>>157319669DINGER!
how much war are they worth?
>>157319840Two nukes worth
who are the replacement level players WAR is based off of? Does a committee meet and decide who the 9 players are that serve as the common denominator for any given season? Is there any way to obtain this info?
>>157319840they're MVP calibre
>>157319847shut up
>>157319847someone fuck this guy
How many (You)s per post would a replacement level poster get?
>>157319532I don't like you already... >>157316893pick a team or fuck off
>>157319882Meh, he's seen like 5 games. Let him figure out which teams he likes
>>157319890no.
Bad morning.The only thing good is that Hitler isn't pitching this series and thus will miss out on a perfect game.
>>157319774The Replacies would beat the anaels in a 7 game series.
Guys let's cheer up Mariner fans. How about we each say something we like about Seattle
>>157319920Sunny Day Real Estate calls it home.
>>157319920when i visited seattle last year and came off the train leading into the city, the VERY first thing i saw was two dykes making out on the escalator and i thought "hell yeah this is my kind of place"i used to live there when i was a kid and i've always wanted to go back but i just moved to pittsburgh and i'd like to stay out here for a while, i like this city a lot (i will not support the pirates)
>>157319942At least you got a kino stadium there. Really want to see a game there
>>157317449Diamondbacks won that game btw
>>157319939based post
>>157319906LMAOOOO. He’s gonna win the Cy Young, he has too.
How would you confront your mom if you saw her in a porno?
>>157319996i fucked her
>>157319996confronting her directly would make her think that i'm the sort of person to indulge in pornography (bad idea), so i'd send her an email from an alternate address and tell her that she needs to stop and repent (she's a woman of staunch faith)
>>157319996I wouldn't say a single word to her. I'd listen to what she had to say. And that's what no one did.
>>157319939it’s always the basedest bands
>>157317560>>157317500based, babyyy.soph on simpcity
>>157319880.200
>>157319548White Sox and Rockies just had B2B sub-replacement seasons lmao
>>157319996Never admit that you saw it, but start inserting quotes from the porno whenever you talk to her. Do this over and over again, and eventually some repressed memory might come to the forefront of her mind, then she’ll suffer a mental breakdown trying to figure out whether you discovered her secret or not, and how many other people know her secret. Ultimately, she’ll come clean to you without you even asking the question.
>>157320048one fifth of what?
>>157319840is this group more or less famous than the metsfag group
>>157320055Every five posts they would get one (You), obviously.
>>157320040Why is the younger Contreras funny and chill and the older Contreras a psychopath
replaciebros… the basement dwellers from the /mlb/ are shittalking us again
>>157320062Miracle of '86 never really reached Kpop tier status, sadly, but they put out two solid albums before Kevin Devine left to start a fairly successful solo career.https://youtu.be/W2-7H_txWa8?si=nx-Fg11thbofSGkO
Padgerback bros.. yesterday was a great day
red sox awarded another free run
>>157320062less, but they are their "little sister" group from the same company
Fell asleep in the second inning of the Doyers game yesterday had a nightmare they lost 10-1
>>157320124It was a replacement level out
>Dbacks 64-56, lead season series 2-1 over Phillies (next series Aug 31-Sep 2)>Phillies 64-56, clinched tiebreaker over Padres>Padres 63-57, season series with Dbacks tied 5-5 (next series Sep 25-27)Who's left out in the cold?
>>157320192Poodres obviously
>>157320156I forgive you, ump! We should always go for the 4th out
>On July 1, 1989, in the bottom of the eighth inning in a game between the New York Yankees and the Milwaukee Brewers at old Yankee Stadium, the Yankees scored a run as the Brewers failed to record a fourth out.>With one out and the Yankees up 4–1, Mike Pagliarulo on third base, and Bob Geren on first base, Yankees shortstop Wayne Tolleson attempted a suicide squeeze that became a pop-up caught by Brewers pitcher Jay Aldrich. Both Pagliarulo and Geren broke on contact without tagging up from their respective bases, and Aldrich, noticing this, threw to first baseman Greg Brock to double off Geren from first base, but not until after Pagliarulo crossed home plate. Upon doubling off Geren, the Brewers left the field, thinking the inning was over and the run did not count.> If, before leaving the field, the Brewers had launched an appeal play at third base to garner a fourth out, Pagliarulo's failure to tag from third base would have become the actual third out of the inning, and the run would not have scored, and this out would have taken precedence because it would have erased the run.Kek Sewers lol
>>157320212I feel like Phillies pitching fades. Dbacks just got Soroka back and they have Martinez and Burnes on the horizon. Padres have Musgrove and Adam returning, with a small chance of Pivetta. I don't see Phillies depth stacking up the last 40 games
>>157320226It’s not as dumb as you’re making it sound and it’s happened multiple times before. You can even use a fourth out to cuck the other team out of a challenge. It happened last year.
>>157320267yeah but the ump called "no run" before all the jays infielders had left
>>157320304Yea and that’s why they called New York and got it right. Here’s the Mets screwing the padres out of a run by getting a fourth out after the ump got the call at home plate wrong. https://youtu.be/vf3rYOuwRTw?is=sMUB6QXqv-hRCanG
>>157320192doyers
>>157320304you should never rely on the umps..you get taught that in the minors
>>157320353>you get taught that in the minorsi never had to play in the minors. went straight to the show, like a lot of /mlb/ posters.
Umps have been giving the blue jays enough slack. About time they fucked them over
start the games
>>157320229I thought AL and NL teams didn't face each other in the regular season back then
>>157320383>DFAs you
>>157320392brewers were al
>>157320392Not sure if bait or retardation
>>157320338>screwed them out of a runBoth runs scored after a challenge. I wouldn't call this a four out situations when the third out was phantom and eventually overturned, but heads up play by the catcher
>>157320392zoom zoom
>>157320409You’re right, I was confusing it with the time Freddie Freeman got a fourth out against the Mets and ended an inning when the third out would have been challenged.
*sigh* awfully lonely being a double stem major and the last redpilled man in LA...
CAROLINA BLUE JAYS
URAGUAYAN PADRES
>>157320556Your laughing but a Padres relocation to South America WILL happen in our lifetimes
>>157320577You’re*
>>157319840I would sacrifice the entire continent of Africa to save them
Buenos Aires Padres
>>157320596Yore**
hope to see u there ;)
>>157320724Pinkponyclub status?
>>157320724the guy that played wolverine's enemy is now a romantic matchmaker?
Cap 'em!
Guys what are we going to do until baseball starts? I'm bored.
>>157320724That's one way to fill an arena full of disgusting, degenerate, unlikeable troglodytes that no self-respecting adult would want to associate with
>>157316425
>>157320724why not just go to the tarps off section?
>>157320799and there it is
>>157319567so are the Patriots but people love them
No baseball for another 4.5 hours? Manfred’s head should be on a stake
>>157319721
you're supposed to be working right now baseball is trying to get rid of its reputation as the sport of NEETs
>>157319667>0.0 WAR = bad player>a "replacement" level player is "bad"nice gaslight
>>157320999I just acceptee my job offer tho
>>157319638explain to me like I'm 5 how a post office clerk and seamstress, double income family to make ends meat, yields a billionaire...
>>157320634they are 0.0 WAR, just a bunch of surgery
>There are people that believe that the Padres can make it into the playoffs despite their remaining schedule doesn't favor them.
>>157320192>Dbacks won season series against doyersit's over, just give the dbacks teh trophy
WAR has many deserving critiques but if you are still struggling with the concept of replacement players in 2026 I am praying for you
>>157320928today we will defeat the philthies
>>157320304my problem with the situation is that the runner on third never tagged up. if they had doubled off the runner on first after the guy from third tagged up and scored, it would make sense. As it is, the runner who "scored" didn't tag up on a fly out, therefore, no run
>>157321053replace this bussy
>>157321026I still would glass the African continent for them
>>157321043>>despite their remaining strength of schedule doesn't favor them
>>157320794how is that different from a normal mets game
>>157321048many are saying this
>>157321066Yeah it is strange
>>157321066It sounds like it was a massive fuck up by umps and also arguably by scoreboard operators and the Jays should've played the rest of the game in protest if they didn't
>>157321149you're not allowed to play in protest anymore, all rulings are made immediately with "new york"
>>157321110what purpose does the mouth even serve?
>>157321163it polishes the cock
>>157321157What have they done to my beautiful sport :(
>>157321163>>157321173
>>157321149>>157321066>>157321132The rule is simple, in order to contest the run the Jays needed to stay on the field. They abandoned the field on a time play, and so couldn't appeal the no tag.
>>157321249It's almost noon.
>>157321232The rule is simple, but the fact that the ump and scoreboard operator had the inning at 2 outs clearly changed the runners' intent. Honestly, it probably favored the Jays given that the run most likely scores from third anyway, so Jays got to pick up an extra out. Still a bizarre sequence by the umpiring crew
>>157321249It's 3 in the afternoon you lazy fuck
>>157321232not the entire team, just 1 player is all that is needed to appeal
>>157321249>fake japanese poster posted at 3am saying "ohayo"cringe
So once the runner leaves the field of play, he can no longer tag up, right? It's weird to me to think that the runner has scored and is no longer on the basepaths, but you can still appeal, even though intuitively it makes sense
>>157321308it's spelled "Ohio", dickbag
>>157321302>>157321296Yes, when the pitcher leaves the mound that's the abandonment. I don't know that the umps did anything wrong, I don't think they signaled out or safe on the run because they were trying to get the ducks in order.
>>157321401Maybe I'm mistaken and someone else fucked up besides the umps, but the force at 2B which was the first out of the inning was shown on the scoreboard as 2 outs and scored a double play
>>157319882Sorry about the confusion, anon. I was still unsure what team to root for, but I've finally made up my mind and I'm an Orioles supporter. I hope you'll find it in yourself to forgive me.
>Baseball team clinches a playoff berth>They celebrate like they won the entire thing by spraying beer all over each other and trashing the locker room knowing they'll have to play again in 9 hoursWhy is this sport retarded
>>157321593its fun
>>157321476it is unwise to make impulsive choices about who to support so quickly on the chance you do become emotionally attached only to discover you made a choice you otherwise may not have made.
I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
>>157321593It's important to celebrate the small victories as well as the big ones.
>>157321593doyerpaco mentality, they don't understand team
>>157321627I'm afraid if I don't choose a team to root for and actually look forward to seeing play, I will just get bored and stop watching the sport altogether. And, let's be honest, why exactly would I choose one team over another when I've never set foot in the US and there are no Uruguayan players in any team? I just chose the one with the funniest logo.
>>157321678that's fair, and if you do take to it, you can always change your mind once you get a better feel about things.
>Angels fired Mike MadduxBut why? He wasn't the problem, he seemed to actually make Detmers and Ureña better wtf
>>157321678I'm glad you chose the Os, but I hope you know rooting for this team is not for the faint of heart. The team has a history of winning, but have not been to a world series since 1983. Most of the time between then and now were not good. At some points this team was solid, other times it was bad. Like really, really, abysmally bad. Not trying to discourage you, just want to make sure what you're getting into. I'm happy /we/ got a fan in Uruguay. Just remember, no matter win or lose, stay smug
>gloryholeskek
>>157321593>not appreciating the months and hundreds of games they spent to achieve this milestonealthough with expanded playoffs they shouldn't really celebrate that much anyway, it used to be a huge accomplishment
>>157321844it still is. newfags are faggots for a reason.
>>157321792Good. I've never liked rooting for the better teams; I'd feel like a bandwagoner if I did. I'd rather see a smaller team improve or at least try to. I'll try and watch as many of their games as possible.
>>157321792How about them NIGGER O's!
>>157321972and there it is
Uruguay with more integrity than half of the gennie lol
So the Os now have an Uruguayan and super fan Alysa Liu supporting the team. Excited to see who supports them next
>>157321972
>>157321994Wtf, I didn't know Jazz played for the Os
>>157322000>>157321994Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
>>157321972COWARD
>>157322016I'm a girl though
>>157322016
>>157322027>>157322021Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>>157322075
>>157322090He killed his wife
>>157322098His wife anheroed. Who wouldn't, living with him. I like him.
>>157322090Legitimate question for /mlb/ general: If you had a time machine, what baseball moment would you want to travel to? Would you want to see Babe Ruth call his shot? Watch Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner square off in the 1909 World Series? Be a part of the crowd for Disco Demolition or Ten Cent Beer Night?Personally, I'd want to visit the Yankee Clubhouse during the 2000 World Series. I can just imagine Mariano Rivera walking up to me. He takes my face in his powerful hands and shoves his tongue down my throat. As my knees turn to jello, Derek Jeter approaches from behind and undoes my belt. My pants hit the floor as Mariano lowers my head towards his twitching member. As I bend at the waist to take him in my mouth Derek enters me from behind, slowly pumping deeper and deeper inside of me. Before I know it I'm being spitroasted by two future Hall of Famers, and the fun is just beginning!Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams both enter the room, and as luck would have it they have two rock-hard cocks and I have two empty hands! I stroke both of them as I get pounded from the front and back, Derek starts to jack me off although I'm already nearing a prostate orgasm. Time passes far too fast and suddenly everyone reaches simultaneous release; my face is coated with cum, hot jizz races down my throat, and my ass feels that familiar wet warmth inside. As I collapse from pure orgasmic bliss, I'm transported back home, left with nothing but memories.
>>157322128these all suck and I won't defile the classic original by posting it
>>157322165Shrek is what started this shit.
>>157322178I never warmed up to shrek or simpsons stuff except for a handful of the Homer ones
>>157322165Please by God post the Ruth one where he kills the guy and buries him in Yankees Stadium. It has been YEARS
Bakersfield fag here.About to drop $20 on a Visalia Rawide game on diary jersey giveaway night.Says the promo is for the first 250 fans only. Hope people are not camping the stadium when it opens.
Siera thirsting over based Wade Boggs. Based roidmaxxer
This genny is trash when there isn't a game. If only Manfred could see this place, then he'd make sure a game was on at all points throughout the day
Winky this was fucking $7 it better be worth it.>>157321452It's up to the players to know the outs. >they thought it was a double playI understand that, but why weren't they confused about the runner at first if they had just turned the double play?
>>157322320the other generals are just as bad. usually no more than 5 or so people keeping them going for hours on end when nothing is going on.
>>157322334yummy...YUMMY!!!
>>157322334it doesnt hit the same unless your wife makes it for you
>>157322334The HP allegedly called "no run" because he thought the fly out to CF was the final out of the inning until they got together and realized the error. IDK how you can blame the players any more than the umpires/scoreboard operator in this situation. At some point you just have to realize it was a clusterfuck that IMO benefitted the Jays and thankfully did not affect the outcome
400
>>157322444
2 hours til babsel
>>157322484Enjoy these as you wait!New "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is recorded for 2026!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWrAnd here's the rest!2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8l
>>157322537:D:D :D :D:D
>>157322537thanks, ill burn a summer cruisin cd with these tracks.
>>157322407Yeah that's weird to think about but it really did help the Jays out.
RIP Jake Rogers. I would have preferred you stayed instead of Connor Wong.
>>157322562I'm assuming the CFer didn't have a cannon and the runner on third would've made it home regardless. I don't follow either team. It is a bit funny though that most of the talk around it is the Jays "missing" an out while preventing the run instead of the most likely base-state being run scores and runner on first maybe advances with 2 outs. Instead, Jays picked up a free out.
>>157322320There's a triple A game going in right now, it's free on samsung tv's
>>157322016this happened to me in Saint Louis
can the Mets keep winning?
>>157322658Same.
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game?
We wouldn't lose the MVP to PCA
The New York Yankees are calling up right-handed reliever Bradley Hanner, sources tell ESPN. Hanner, 27, has a 2.10 ERA with 61 strikeouts in 51.1 innings at Triple-A. A 21st-round pick in 2019, Hanner will make his major league debut when Aaron Boone calls his number.>t. PeffMy Mariners are already dead.... why is this necessary?
>>157322804@grok, make a video of Jeff Passan being eaten by a swarm of mice wearing cubs hats until all that remains is a living skeleton
>they're not even pretending there won't be a lockout/salary cap anymorewhy are doyerpacos so demoralized
>be John Rocker>throws 3 no hitters in his high school career>joins the Braves>Constantly took roids during his career>shits on the Yankees saying the trainride to Yankees Stadium is like going to Beirut with people next to him being queer or have AIDS to name a few of his issues.>Calls Mets fans degens>Calls Randall Simon a "fat monkey">Calls his former GM a "Piece of shit">Retires and goes on Survivor>Tells a jeet contestant if he was a man she'd knock her teeth out.But yet PCA can't get away with telling a girl to suck his dick.
he did get away with it though
>>157322926Let's give dem skubal doos a chance!
>>157322941Cope and seethe
>>157322941He literally got suspended for it
>>157322917You ready for Ryan Weathers perfect game?
>>157322941>Calls Randall Simon a "fat monkey"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPmrPFR0oMHe is
Surely a single Mariner will reach base.
>>157322990Not gonna happen. Yankee mystique owns Seattle as much as it does Atlanta and Bawstun
this is a huge day for navy cap chads
>>157320192Dodgers are gonna continue their freefall and Padres and Diamondbacks will pass them. In the end the Doggies will just have to hope the cubbies and Phillies won't be able to hold on.
>>157323038
>>157322941rocker did nothing wrong, ever
>>157323048kek no wonder the stankees never won with Judge
>>157323083This is sick twisted shit. Fuck you
>>157322334>he accidentally bought skyline instead of goldstarWHOOPS!
>>157323072They won in 2026
>>157322334>he actually bought itlooks like somebody got hoodWink'd!
>>157323088
>>157323048>>157323038how old was he in 2013? I can't believe 2013 was 20 years ago already
fuck it, games are on in 10 minutes, just make a nu now!
>>157322941are you John Rocker
games are on in 10 minutes, gonna make a poo now
games are on in 10 minutes, gonna make a stew now
>>157323128for dang's sake, use a toilet!
>>157323113>tfw Judge is 34
>>157323116
>>157323151wait until you realize how old ohtranny is
>stanks really wasted Judge's career and are going to hope "Cum Shitter" is their future face of the franchiseKEK!
might skip the jays game tonight
>>157323163>>157323172Why? Both Yankees and Jays are pitching perfect games tonight
guys the Yankees might win the big one
>>157323189I've got a big one for you! *pulls down pants*
>>157323181Tired of pretending they are still in it
>>157323206But Dylan Cease is throwing a perfect game
>>157323194>*pulls down pants*
>august 2026>the threshold for a wild card spot in the American League is still barely over .500
My Royals.
we're watching indians/detoilet
Imagine the tigers make the postseason after selling while the dodgers continue their freefall out of contention despite trading for skubal kek
>>157323222>indians>toiletpick one
need to start getting prepped for the game
>>157323243kek not sure if this is ai or someone posted it on Reddit
>>157323222No we are giving the cubbies a chance
>>157323127do you think thats really his last name
>>157323243that hat is fantastic
>>157323246It's edited. In the original the shirt has a boston celtics logo.
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game on TBS
New Yorkers are the worst.
Someone post the yankees/mariners cuck pic so I can spam if the yankees win, and post one with the hats swapped so I can spam if the mariners win
>>157323254>joke>>>157323261>joke with multiple red arrows pointing at what's funny and why + increase vibrancy for le zoomerssomebody stomp dis mans balls off
>>157323287Is this the most autistic rule in baseball?
>>157323301you're going to have to send a screenie because the archive refused said joke
>>157323294Cope and seethe
ITFCB
I can't believe we are only 3 games back of a playoff spot.
>>157323301nobody knows what you're talking about dude
>>157323322they added a bunch of text to make the joke explicit when it was already implicit the wearer of said outfit was a cock sucking faggot.
>>157323331It’s actually 3.5 games IDIOT
>>157323331there should only be 1 wild card team
>>157323331And Dylan Cease pitched a perfect game tonight
>>157323331I almost suffered a stroke looking at all those numbers.
There shouldn’t be a wild card. There should be 4 divisions in each league and playoffs are only for division winners
>>157323360So most teams are out of it by this time? It's more exciting when more teams have a chance.
>>157323261Skoobs gonna love this.
>>157323374No one cares once it's football season anyway
>padres sale to be voted on/finalized by the other 29 owners on mondayso manfred really made everyone wait until after the trade deadline in case they DARED to add an expensive player to their roster
what are the scores
>>157323339>>157323301no it didn'twhat do you gain from lying about thisone edited the cap text one, one didnt
>>157323430>>157323430>>157323430NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>157323431Your comedy career is over. Beat it freak.
>>157323404>Sale can still be cock blocked by the ownersBased
baseball starting :D
>157323433Shant be posting there you schizo freak
>>15732344220 more minutes until Cease and Weathers perfect games
>>157323442Big if true.
>>1573233742 extra teams makes the playoffs 2 weeks longer. the point of a 162 game season is that we don't need expanded playoffs like NFL
>>157319524OAA is a bullshit stat. CFs get to statpad more than any other defensive player, including stealing outs from teammates. Like everything besides hitting and pitching, it's marginal. I said the same about Cow Raley and his catching when everyone was pretending he had a chance to win MVP over Judge.
