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finland is a nonce
>>157318726MMA?
>>157318736We don’t do that here
>>157318726Has nothing to do with hoeflation. Thats a black guy and she started talking about loyalty so he unmatched
>>157318767the exact moment when he gave her the ick (that day, she probably gets the ick daily)
Wmma was a mistake
>>157318767He really married some Disney witch huh
Can we take a moment to appreciate how cool Dana White is?
Do you think when Dana pushed for wmma that he realised it would be filled with nasty ass onlyfans skanks?
>>157318793Love is love and the blonde kid is probably his
>>157318793Unconvinced that Layla and Brie Chandler aren't the same person
Iran def. TrumpMethod: Verbal submission (strikes)Round: 2
>>157318767Hahah, based daddygarry!
Dadrry's got them seething again KEK
BSD vs Salkild I wanna see that shit
>>157318793I'd ask you to post your wife but it's futile to ask that of a gay man
Garry definitely similar to Aspinall in many ways. Still figuring out if this is good or bad.
>>157318896bad match up for BSD
nothing but a punk
>>157318898>t.hag
>>157318901i don't care about that, i wanna see BSD get fucked up
>>157318900Oinkry snipped xer TWP?
It's your daily reminder that Ian Garry will beat Islam and make you seethe.
>Dana White has been killed by an Iranian missile in Tel AvivShieeeettt
>>157318925Gayne on the other hand will never beat anyone. Big Tom is beat him into retirement.
>>157318925will you be betting money on this?
>>157318925Heempiggies have been waiting on Slamdaddy’s downfall for years. It never happens thoughever
>>157318814He thought there would be more bull dykes like amanda and cyborg, not knowing that women's featherweight division would be shut down years later
>>157318925I'm going to seethe about an exciting striker beating a crotchsniffing faggot? Thats doesn't sound anything like me.
>>157318936Ian Garry could quite factually leg kick Islam to a decision win. Islam has only fought bums his whole career.
>>157318943He literally beat the GOAT of the sport twice
Pigslam's pork buns got clapped hard by a BBC.
>>157318948Yeah no. Volk is a bum.
>Max Holloway Bum >AldoOld bum >ortega Turbo bum >Lopes Bum
ignore the bait. he's bored and lonely.
>>157318943ok but what if Islam decides too many leg kicks and rapes his zesty ass right then and there?
Ian Garry fought Shavkat when he was 18-0 with 18 finishes and retired him. Ian Garry beat Carlos Prates when he was on an 11 fight KO streak. L E V E L.
Here comes my chinese rug!
Garry’s fight with Belal was way too close for me to think he’s hurting islam on the feet. Despite not getting taken down he had 3 close rounds of striking with an old extremely pillowfisted wrestler. Bonfim and JDM won more convincingly
>>157318989Garrydaddy raped that pozzedlim piglet
I hope, if Islam does lose, it's nothing too violent. Like just a decision and not a lucky punch yafeeleme?
>>157318997It was too competitive. Bonfim, who is kinda ass, dominated Belal worse. Islam can win 1 or 2 striking rounds without taking garry down and we know it’s going to decision so he’s basically cooked
any heemsters watch the EDP documentary?
>>157319035link?
>>157319031Garrydaddy was skating by on cruise control against Bumlal because he knew how easy it would be. He will show up in absolute peak form against Pisslam. We haven’t even seen prime Garrydaddy yet and that’s what scares me…
>>157319053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqYIVKfV-U>shoved a broom up his ass>had a fat gf for a year but broke up with her and has an AI gf now
Send him two, three years Cork
>>157318900Good.
>>157319074Ian GODry breaking down racial barriers more than any president
>>157319078Oh he's breaking it down...
>>157319082Is he?
>>157319069kek this is great
can Ian's missus even give him a child if it came to that? isn't she 40+
>>157319102She been freezin’ them eggs like AOC
they don't call him teflon gane for nothing
>>157319102They have a son
>>157319124He wants barboza dead?
FAGGOT ALERT
>Hey Pigreira. Fuck you!
>>157319151Turn your monitor on
>>157319169damn, living a way better life than retarded pooatan
>>157318894Is that Ibo Eshak
I’m 100% serious I would knock the fuck out of anyone here with absolute ease
>>157319169Chamacels btfo
> bess surfa n da yoo eff see bebe hehehe
>>157319199I'm 260 pounds though
My UFC walkout would be the opening of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck." It would only go up to the part where everyone screams "THUN-DER!" and loop there until I made it to the cage. I'd walk real slow. The audience would get a good 30 "THUN-DER!"s in, each one louder than the last. The roof would be coming off the place. My opponent would be mentally heemed by the murderous energy before I even stepped into the Octagon, and then I'd put him away with my thunderous power.
/heem/ was so crushed when Gane dismantled Pereira and Gaethje delivered life-altering damage to Topuria. That was a great 2 weeks of posting here. So many chuds were depressed and at a complete loss for words. I look forward to experiencing that again this weekend after Makhachev steamrolls Garry.
why did the UFC always fuck over Bumboza with match-ups? he doesn't have a personality but he's always been entertaining, he could be in that cool unc can spot like Bobby Green or Dober
>>157319225That’s nothing kid
>>157319253>implying Green and Dober haven't been done in by brutal matchupseverybody is a part of the bonecrushing machine
>>157319252Chuds are rooting for Islam thoughbeit
>>157319252I said Gane would win. Pereira has no footwork and isn't good at chasing. You have to engage him like a retard to get knocked out.
>>157319252Gane didn't "dismantle" Pereira. He cheated his way to a lucky win. Terrible fighter with 0 wins. Big Tom will kill him.
>>157319259sure but they've been getting way bigger names, Bumboza really was thrown against the fw npc over and over again
>>157319246this is cool>>157319252based
>>157318970>Frankie Edgar The GOAT
>>157319258Bulked up to 310 now
>>157319263>beats blachowicz>beats Khalil>beats Adesanya>beats Magomedas much as I agree that the footwork (and boxing) has its' flaws, I don't agree that "marching him down is the only way Pereira can win"
>suck it piggy....SUCK IT!
>>157319268Respectfully, you sound ignorant. Ribovics is a bonus magnet. He was in a FOTY candidate at the UFC Sphere against Zellhuber and will always deliver a technical brawl. Jalin Turner isn't a nobody. Lerone Murphy, Bryce Mitchell, Giga - none are nobodies. Ironically, your canned language and lack of broader knowledge makes you sound like the NPC. You probably have too frail of an ego to accept this, though, and will continue to mindlessly spew shit.
Personally I'm betting 50€ on Ian Garry and 50€ on Islam that way I always come out on top
>>157319283Barboza will win and retire. The Turner fight just wasn’t the matchup for him :)
>>157319293What if they draw or it's a NC
>>157319276ank beat him handily the first time by moveing in and then getting out after striking. pereira didn't land shit the first fight. he rushed and got the heem 2nd fight. he didn't finish jan. khalil fought aggressively for the first part of the fight, then slowed down.izzy got caught against the fence like he always does.
>>157319283Kody Steele
>>157319293Bookies love you don't they
>>157319298fuck you brazil
>>157319301your argument is that "u have to be le retard to lose to Pereira" when 4 of the WINS I mentioned (even if they're not finishes, they're all very elite performances) came by with almost no backing up from Pereira. Even the instances where Magomed/Blachowicz had him backed up, it was to Pereira's disadvantage (which is the opposite of what you're arguing btw). Khalil also never was "aggressive", he punished Pereira for stepping in without good fundamentals, which is in fact, very Adesanya-esque.
>>157319302A fun fighter. Has delivered just like I said he would.
>>157319283just because you know the names doesn't mean they're worth shit, Murphy is still a nobody, he had his Leon Edwards moment and that was it, he squandered as quickly as humanly possible.The streak Yusuff, Murphy, Klose is fucking dreadful notoriety wise and that was topped off with Turner whose value was shot by the time he got him.He also got fucked over back to back to back between the Gaethje eyepoke and the double robbery
>>157319315I never said he backs up. I said he doesn't chase. he holds his ground, and even comes forward, but it's a very slow creep forward. if you stick and move, and circle him, you're fine. just don't get caught against the cage. ank in the first fight and gane proved this.
>>157319317Barboza is washed. He's not gaining any "notoriety." The guys I mentioned all positively contribute to roster depth at minimum. Beating any of them gains you momentum because they are relatively above-average fighters. He probably should have won the Ige fight, but Danny did a decent job at no-selling a brutal body shot. You're arguing in various directions when all you really mean to say is you're emotionally attached to Barboza and want to see him do well. You can make that same point without abandoning nuance and disparaging other fighters. Everyone's chasing the same dream.
>>157319300how can I solve this?
I count 5 certified bangers. Possible 7 with Luque/Gore and Tobias/Fernando.
aura
>>157319321yeah im ngl I misread what you were saying. I think it's fair to say he has poor hunting as a fighterI think avoiding the leg kicks is the most important part to punishing this, as it's been a great equalizer in almost every fight he's had
>yes Ian Garry is my favorite fighter, how could you tell?
>>157319338Makhachev/Garry is a very good (perhaps great) fight. CJ/Ochoa, Barboza/Ribo, Chidi/Alvarez, Turner/Fernandes, and Orolbai are quality. Luque/Gore could be okay. Gore still has potential. Donte Johnson seems like someone they're trying to push. Not familiar with Tobias/Fernando. Brahimaj may get a quick sub on Magny, but it would be a poor fight if not. Abdul-Malik is also someone they're trying to push but it's hard for me to tell how high his ceiling is. What do you think?
>>157319341
>>157319321>>157319344Pereira was a good hunter against Strickland and especially against Izzy in the rematch. He was really scary in the 2nd Izzy fight. Looked enormous and just kept pushing forward despite Izzy's great activity and strike selection. It's too bad we never got the trilogy. That was an electric rivalry.
>>157319351Makhachev vs garry has a high chance or being an incredibly boring tedious stalemate
Ian is my favorite
>>157319275When I plant one on your chin you will go down
>>157319346OOOOOHHHHHHH
>>157319358I don't mind. Islam is going for the history books. The JDM fight was not electric but it was still impressive. Garry definitely will put up more of a fight. I am highly confident I'll be entertained for at least a majority of the rounds. I might ease up if it looks like a clear win for Islam but I'll still enjoy it.
>>157319360>chinI have multiple.
>>157319357Strickland rematch would have went equally as hard
>>157319338Donte Johnson is a potential contender. Last fight maybe not great but don't discount him because of that. Just wait and see.
>>1573193153 of them are very stationary and one can't sustain his speed over 2 rounds, I think more than "being retarded" his statement was "Gane will circle around him because he's way more athletically gifted". >>157319331he won the first two against Ige and same against Felder, my various directions are basically 3>shouldn't have gone downdon't think anyone should with age but that's besides the point>he got fucked over to push someone who retired soon after and one that never amounted to much>he got matched up with boring fuckerssure he got fight of the night, on the Apex, big fucking deal, the Yusuff fight was sloppy as they come, more on the side of the young prospect being a bum gassing out and the other two I can barely recall, he's at his best in 3 rounders against other explosive people and that's also best for our entertainment >You can make that same point without abandoning nuance and disparaging other fighters.never heard anyone looking forward a Lerone Murphy fight, spare me the dream bullshit
>Slamdaddy
>>157319357strickland literally walked right into him lmao. one of the craziest things to me about most fights is that the basic tactic of circling away from the power side is rarely employed. it's like most fighters have zero fight IQ. pereira does 99% of his damage with his left kick and left hand.
>>157319378I don't think the cut has contributed meaningfully to his decline. Aldo went down and did fine at BW even at the tail end of his career. Barboza has an excellent physique. He's looked pretty competitive against mid-tier comp at FW. When you give current-day Barboza explosive people, you get results like Jalin Turner. Ribovics isn't necessarily explosive but he's an animal. You'll get the banger you want. It just likely won't end well for Edson. Good chance it's brutal. Murphy definitely isn't my favorite fighter, but I enjoyed his fights with Evloev and Gabriel Santos. The Pico KO was insane, of course. I think he was way too cautious against Barboza, though.
>>157319382Imagine how many of our buxom barely legal roses this pakdaddy porked…got my pigclitty throbbin’ NGL…
>>157319397Why do you do this, Spammo? Nobody finds it funny. It's just weird and gross.
>>157319401Burndaddy made it obligatory that all us piggies pay respects to our pakdaddy overlords daily.
I also think that when most face pereira, they assume his power side is his right because he mostly fights orthodox, but he does all his damage with the front. everyone he has beat played right into his game. you have to fight him like a bitch. like ian garry would fight.
>>157319412>he does all his damage with the frontblud's never seen Poatan's head kicks and switch flying knees :skull_emoji:
>>157319416go through his finishes in the ufc and tell me what strike was the kill shot. retards literally stand right in front of him and allow him to throw the lead leg..
>Burndaddy made it obligatory that all us piggies pay respects to our pakdaddy overlords daily.
>>157319417You now remember that Izzy at his MMA peak was the proudest faggot the sport has ever seen. Talmbow precum, bird feeding his dog, touching his dog, magazine covers with flowers in his hair. Man was retardedly gay
>>157319392>I don't think the cut has contributed meaningfully to his decline.since speed it's always the first thing to go I don't think going down is suggested after a while, especially one's peak, of course Barboza has always been lighting fast and Aldo is fucking Aldo, but you look at some journeyman like Hooker who based himself off endurance and pace and he got washed away instantlyagain point being, in percentage, there's more success in going up than going down past a certain age, for example Cannonier is another who should've gone back up a few fights ago given how he's still holding on and how shit lhw overall is
I didn’t know Troonmala was shia
>>157319418Against Michailidis it was the kneeIn Jiri 2, it was the head kickHe's got an amazing short left hook though no doubt
>>157319425Well, as it relates to Barboza, this one will be at 155. So if you think that's where he's best at this time, then that particular condition has been met.
>>157319429the head kick against jiri was literally the lead(left) leg. you prove my point.
We will never forget the prime Daddysanya era.
>>157319426Burndaddy has issued a decree...Revert or a boat daddy will unblock ya boiminge...
>>157319440fair point
whole lotta yappin in this thread
>>157319441You have to stop calling other men daddy bro
https://x.com/i/status/2084534356404494445>Feran Torres speaking after the video of him hugging and getting touchy with MMA fighter Ilia Topuria in a club went viral;>“I don’t know why people think their opinion matters about what I do with my life or who I’m with. I’m proud of who I am. Ilia is a good friend of mine, just like Marcos, and I love them”>“It’s not a crime to be gay. People should mind their own business and leave others alone. Live your life as you please”.
Faggotsanya.
>>157319441what era?
>>157319446Turn on your monitor.
>>157319445it's currently peak, lot of good conversations going on
>>157319451thanks social moderator for the thread health update
>>157319447>It’s not a crime to be gay.Nah b its just fucking gay lol
>this is what I can pull on hinge Should I just heem myself?
>>157319461Really Jon?
now that I look into it™ Alex's entire career in the UFC has being against ploddy slow bastards, 2 retards that can't handle their own style and the one that knows what he's doing and can move around really styled on him, kudos to the matchmakers
Jondaddy retired Tomala without ever even fighting xer...
>>157319461Xneed moment
>>157319461honestly? not that bad. But do check the dick size and make sure it's at least 8"
>>157319478>not that bad
Tranquil contemplations
>>157319485alright relax
The future looking good!
>/heem/ is finally waking up to the fact that Alex Pereira is the biggest UFC project of all time and is not actually an "all-time great" despite his meme "double champ" statusNature is truly healing. :)
>>157319502We been knew this.
Robocop finner deport fluffy... to hell
>>157319461you on the outside fuckin booty?>>157319502you know when you see them skyrocket, it didn't dawn on me how many slow forward walking bastards are in those 2 divisions
Fat & Fatter
jyst heemed wmma aks me aynthing
>>157319488Crazy to think this dude is some freak religious zealot who hero worships and autistic ginger arab and his gay dom fanfic
Pisslam ACKachev
>>157319510>>157319516Ganebros, the truth conquers all. We will have our place of glory in the vast annals of MMA.
>>157319517jamahal could probably do decent at heavyweight, but idk if his body can handle it. he blew his achilles at lhw. he's packin more than just a bbl at this point.
Michel pereira is such a fucking kwab im watching him beat the shit out of fluffy and then he just gasses and is done IN ROUND 1 ITS A FIVE ROUND FIGHT WTF R U ON MONKEY MAN
>>157319494
>>157319552he likely trains a lot of explosivity exercises and not any actual cardio besides sprints.
>>157319461At least you can bond over cats
Shitslam Shitachev
>>157319565I would just swim if I was trying to gain cardio that shit kills u
>>157319570"french"slam makha"french"
reminder that islam ran from topturo.
>>157319540i completely forgot this nigga wasn't a heavyweight before reading your post>>157319563take it easy...
>>157319576kek oh clozapig that was an embarassing attempt
>>157319502Old /heem/ would have roasted pereddit to death for his lack of good wins
cardio is 50% about whether or not you're a hearlet. all cardiolets are heartlets. if they quit on an exercise bike they will quit in a fight.
>>157319577Volks tiny ass took islam to deep waters and clitias got way more power it was a wise move from the coleslam
>>157319579he supposedly is now. he's got more skill than the average heavyweight but his cardio cannot be good looking like that, nor does he have the muscle mass.
>>157319577>>157319591
>>157319589Cardios just super fucking boring my brain cant handle it for extended periods even at my peak condition running mountains id get no enjoyment from it
heeminder "people" who use pig as an insult are either ariel or belal
why are brazzas so gay?
>>157319596Justin would beat islam
>>157319598i have a little bit the same so now i cycle a lot so it feels like i am doing something and not just cardio for the sake of cardio
>>157319601Their religions foundational myth is that Muhammad walked into a cave and a sexy angel named Gabriel "beat him(muhammad) and forced him to submit" and then taught Muhammad how to create islam and fucked off. Their genesis is a Arabic grindr hookup fanfic
>>157319614oh great not only are they violent retards they are religiously homosexual as well, just fantastic I can't wait until they build another mosque
>>157319614ariels have incest in theirs christcucks are literal cucks mohammedans are gay what has the basin ever really done for the IC1 man
>>157319598if you had good cardio it would be easy to maintain because it's no longer very difficult. 30 minutes of high rpm low resistance on a stationary bike goes by quick. especially if you mix in some sprints. you just zone out. your ass gets sore before anything. you just do it in the morning when you're still half asleep.
>>157319595He's 35, moving up and out of shape. Nigga's gone get have a baaaaad baaaad time
commuting doing cardio is honestly the way to go b you don't need to fool yourself or your body so it works
My cardio is masturbating.
>>157319620Ive discovered through my heemscholarings that jesus was just a Michael Jackson/Mr beast of his time period and when he died a bunch of sneaky jews formed a cult and used his natural popularity to go infect rival nations with the christ god so they could intrinsically attach Judaism to every corner of the planet and set themselves up as the neo pharisee
>>157319640that only works if you goon for hours. millions of people die a year exercising that way though. they forget about water.
>>157319640we know>>157319641yes this is the most reasonable conclusion and once more the noble roman is the scapegoat no surprise
>>157319640based
lmao
>>157319676they are equal.
>>157319676he has to have an humiliation fetish
>>157319715"he has to have"? is that even proper english?
>>157319579you take it easy
>>157319517
Machado is a such a chadly last name Ian's dad must have been a bull fighter or cowboy
>>157319722yes you can also say he had to had have or the effects he had had had no consequence, literal retard language
>>157319722Native English speakers say that, yes. I don't know if it's technically proper English, but we do use 'he/she has to have' when speculating
do /heem/ homos really think pisslam's last 5 is harder than fairy's
Patchy mix fought at RIZIN and missed weight.Rizin decided to take away 2 points as a punishment for breaking the weight rules, and patchy lost the fight because of it.Now Tapology has decided that missing weight is OK, and you should not be punished, so they have patchy as winning the bout.
>>157319731Heh yea his wife's dad...
>>157319737the state of having had is had so you can say had had and of the state of having had has had a further effect three hads can sit next to each otherdo betterwe are watching
y'all.... patchy mix ain't in the ufc no mo?
>>157319742Tapilogy just lost all there cerdit
Yeah, English is a retarded and illogical language. Which is why it's hilarious that all you Johnny Foreigners still have to learn it if you want to be taken seriously internationally
>>157319722Think of “he has to have” as “he must have”
>>157319742Common Patchy W
>>157319341Kind of disrespectful to his coaches and training partners to focus on a dance scene instead of walking out with them. These women did nothing to help him win the fight.
>>157319760For calling a win a win? Good on them not playing into the jap record protecting
>>157319742This is an outrage. This cannot stand
>>157319773this next wave of asian lacks respect but Ill humble them
>>157319764I do, I wanted to be more on the vague so I went with have in stead of must
*sighs* let me guess....Islam Makhachev is right behind me isn't he?
>>157319763would you say i have a good command asking for a friend
>bye bye pepsi cola hello holy winegenuinely what is meant by this
>>157319797if it's conor maybe about sniff and jesus doesn't seem that cryptic
>>157319803it’s what they say when there’s a heem in k1
>>157319787congrats you made it this far, now time to see if you have what it takes to be the next ultimate fighter
When Dana says jump heem says how fucking high, nuff said
>>157319351>Makhachev/Garry is a very good (perhaps great) fight.Yep. I think Islam will wrestle and get a sub, though.>Brahimaj may get a quick sub on Magny, I doubt it.>Abdul-Malik is also someone they're trying to push but it's hard for me to tell how high his ceiling iAll athleticism, not much talent. This fight against Stoltzfus won't reveal much, since Stoltzfus is probably on his way out anyway. It is a fight designed to make Malik look good. I'm fine with it either way. It'd be fun to see Malik vs Gautier.>>157319375McConico BEASTED Vereira who beat Gore on the feet. So whilst I favour Donte, it isn't a sure deal.
>>157319806never heard that before but it doesn't make much sense in that context
>>157319809>shows up in escalade on spinnersSo I hear you guys don't wanna be fighters? Don't wanna fight for free?
*speaks trough an broken jaw and obrital*Dana please I need that bonis haha! *spits teeth*
Would rather meet Dana White or meat Jon Jones?
>>157319911>spends your bonus on one hand of go fishThat's the mixed martial arts game, it's fucking tough
>>157319816Damian penis is the best giganigga at 185 by far. He mogs Gautier.
I fuken lost an testicle in their and and my son watched me cry and yuor telling me Dana soent 2 milion on an game of 52 pickup?
Poor poor lil wyt boy
who's worth watching tn? I know Bilal Hasan has a ton of hype
>>157319983tommy has that douchebag aura
>>157319989you're judging people you don't know at all. it is a fundamental moral failing. I hope you can grow from this
>>157319954You don't know that.
>>157319989Mick genetics
>>157319991Sorry man, I'm just full of hate>>157319993It's the lips and eyes I think.
>>157320010Mama...there goes taht man!
>>157319991if you say something as gay and faggot as this again I'm kicking you out of the TUF training center
You now remember Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane
Oh my firghting style Dana? Oh for me? For me myslef personaly its Sedrique Dumas meets Magneto
>>157320010
Koodit vis an vis; asian hate
>>157320030it's not good or soulful to be edgy and hateful online, even if you're posting ironically. you are corrupting yourself all the same by growing desensitized to acerbic inclinations>>157320013find God
>>157320010Being fat gotta be so comfy. Eating rules. Too bad I don't look good fat.
>>157320052all I heard was a dick going in and out your mouth sweet little boy
>>157320052you sound like a nice dude but you're really wasting your time
>>157320058i heard this too
>>157320058
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JnNsReOXa7V4wW
>>157320096video not available
man fuck these trackers I can't even link it properly
>>157320096Did you mess up the link?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnifX5z4Qww
Schaub's still podcasting? wow
Dern vs red haired girl will unironically be a banger
>>157320126No it won't
>>157320010It’s him!
>>157320126I might cum to it
>>157320105>>157320111yeah it gives me the is shit which tracks my acc:(
>>157320158instead of removing it you could add a couple random letters or in the middle
>>157320159Islam is so cool I wish he was my friend haha
I sinply need head...ROIGHT NOW
When you to the bathroom to take a piss but you find your own dick has already raced you there
i put my own string in there or copy someone else's
>>157319742overturning all of bobby knuckles losses because i feel like it
When you stick your penis in your friend's hole and he gets pregnant
I'm done. You can continue your discussions
stop attacking my family
Ian Garry is that nigga, nuff said.
I believ womenI trust sienceI konow Ian will winI care about Palestein
>>157319461this is what i get
>>157320340cute
Bobby green bros...box chads won
no one ama
You could never hold me down'Memba you seh mi ah yuh only oneTry mash up mi heem oh jeazamJanny it seems you really try fi play wid mi
Another lonely night for the quadruple pizza pedo piggy
omw to cottage actually
is it true cottage cheese is made in a cottage
Cah mi no inna chatin', no yappin', no flippin', no floppin'Mi strappin' fi clappin', mi lass dem fi choppin'Mi trick him, mi trap him, di riffle dem whop himHim run but dem drop him, him choking, him gappin'People ah run out 'bout, "What happen? What happen?"Dem run back inside when more shots start attackin'Di K long like wicket and when dat start battin'Dem ah bawl, "Jesus Christ, Holy Ghost could not block him" (awoh)
>>157320476We don't sign our posts here Mr. pedo piggy
by the way, is there like a database of fighters and their favorite things? Especially their favorite colors? It's for a scientific study
>>157320502Yeah
Why do all the ESL flags in these threads play the same cutesy retard character
>>157320519and....can you send the link?
Give me a second II need to get my story straightMy friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire StateMy lover she's waiting for me just across the barMy seat's been taken by some sunglasses asking 'bout a scar, andI know I gave it to you months agoI know you're trying to forgetBut between the drinks and subtle thingsThe holes in my apologies, you knowI'm trying hard to take it backSo if by the time the bar closesAnd you feel like falling downI'll carry you homeTonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunTonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunNow I know that I'm notAll that you gotI guess that I, I just thoughtMaybe we could find new ways to fall apartBut our friends are backSo let's raise a toast'Cause I found someone to carry me homeTonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunTonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunCarry me home tonight (Nananananana)Just carry me home tonight (Nananananana)Carry me home tonight (Nananananana)Just carry me home tonight (Nananananana)The moon is on my side (Nananananana)I have no reason to run (Nananananana)So will someone come and carry me home tonight (Nananananana)The angels never arrived (Nananananana)But I can hear the choir (Nananananana)So will someone come and carry me home (Nananananana)TonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunTonightWe are youngSo let's set the world on fireWe can burn brighter than the sunSo if by the time the bar closesAnd you feel like falling downI'll carry you home tonight
>>157320532Can you provide some examples of what you're talking about?
>>157320541Nah, fuck that!
>>157320557Honestly? Respect.
>BBC? WHERE?????
>>157320549France, Morocco, Sweden, Finland. They all post the same insipid way while pretending to be retarded
Pretending?
>>157320598it's called having fun, you should try it
>>157320592Xadame Armpiggy really did try to oink it but the rope snapped due to 50lbs of dog cum and dookie in xer DDPs…
>>157320614Not the place or time
Are we being raided again?
>>157320618ok well tough shit because it is the place for us and it's always the time
>>157320618yeah this is clearly the place where you discuss Game's BBC and nothing else ever.
>>157320620*shows asshoel*Take it bitch!!!
>mfw it is neither the time nor place and some silly goose gets silly
4 pizzas. 4. FUCKING. PIZZAS.Just try and imagine what this disgusting whale looks like in real life.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTAqQ3CVTtY
>>157320633TrvkeGanedaddy spunked Troonmala Aspeunuch into a neutered BBC bukkake piggy.
>>157320665>Imagine what this disgusting whale looks likeTurn your monitor off.
Tom Derangement Syndrome running wild again
>>157320700OHHHHHHHHHHHH RAPED
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X682UjbcFD8
>>157320722Imma get my cheef onEyes like ching chong
>>157320711the Bonescord is uninvolved
>>157320598i am shoot retarded
Clozawhale really scoffed a Somalidaddy steatorrhea pizza…
>>157320786You're here every day posting about poop and penis for hours.
bitch where you when i was walkinnow i run aspee got the wonkcord squealin'king clozzy every janny wanna cut the legs off himclozza finland taking no losses oh yeah
>>157320696This is what the Brits fought for in World War II.
Slamdaddy? GOAT.
4 days until Islam gets knocked the fuck out + shits himself + cries
>>157320865Am I supposed to disagree with this?
>>157320868>WeAren't you from Pakistan?
>>157320868>weThere isn't a we, you werent here back then.
>>157320875>shits himself + criesBut enough about dirty diaper Tyla’s standard evening
Food for thought
I'm not seeing a denial.
>>157320922hardly a vociferous statement if i may
Imagine being an immigrant lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEBeQH39CZIUP! IT'S UP!!
>>157320923Chadchill and our Jdaddies got all the pakdaddies here to oink us. We’re such naughty slutty piggies for them…
wtf charles fought gamrot?belal fought garry?do you guys remember that? let's go for that
>>157320923>We as in British peopleThe British people are ethically native to this land, you are not British.
Ethically?
>ethicallylmao
>>157320952Good grief.... is that a graven image of Prophet Muhammed during his harrowing encounter with the great Zutts??
also ethically
Ballpoint hammer?
>>157320937if only we only got the wmma
Sterling is still a thing?
>>157320969best you sit this one out, yeah
>>157320998The sweltering summer of 592 is fucking hilarious btw
I have a feeling Garry's going to get knocked out
>everything is now set in motionhas there ever been post with more aura than this?
>>157321015he died in 530 but otherwise yeah
Who will BDStroons latch unto next when Slamdaddy gapes Oinkry?
>There is no way Slampapi casn win!!! JDpiggy is the GOAT striker and stuffed all of Belal's takedowns Slamdaddy is fu- ACKKKK!!!!
>>157321044
imagine not being able to be a free man in nilsiä at 2125 and instead being a wonk or something eurgh
4 more days until pisslam fucking dies
>>157321092naaaaaa dis nigga got caramel on his rear mirrors
>>157321124i stand corrected idk why i got the century wrong good work i have nothing further b
Sean Strickland, the first UFC fighter to actually gain IQ points during their career?
Pigslam is the throat GOAT!!! Dadrry's is so lucky.....
>>157321155I don't really see what any it that has to do with combat sports
turds of a feather as they say
Can we not stir shit in here and stick to gay posts and (sometimes) mma?
>Clozapig stirs stinky Somalidaddy shits in its mommy's maggot minge with its snout I'm afraid...
>>157321169you are reaping what you have sown i fear
alright well I've had my 10 drops of melatonine so I'm about to hit the hay as they say it. I just one last thing to say : Islam will KO Garry
>>157321201avoidance isn't the way b, if you want to distance yourself you'll have to be more affirmative and you could also apologize for the comment, propably goes quite far
fighters are horrible at picking wives almost as bad as cops
though i would be lying if i said i have any hope in you. Respectfully
>>157321221smiff did ok
>>157321223Be careful posting this, spammy is learning how to build bombs apparently
>>157321221Needs updating
Somalidaddies mounted Clozapig's mom's snout and took stinky steatorrhea pookie loads on it
>>157321268Turn your monitor on spoido
Xadam opening the presents xe spamdaddy left for xer
just spinning elbowed a random ass person out cold on the sidewalk. your safety is not guaranteed when you enter the zone of death straight up
Go spammy, get mad!Go crazy, go spammy!
are you really that jealous "frenchie" replaced you
>>157321358Are you surprised? This is literally all he has in his sad little broke reddit bitch life.
>>157321386Monitor.
>>157321380another reason why "frenchie" is simply better, he might be a migrant but he pays taxes and sleeps at 9 pm
Blows my mind how mentally ill you are
>>157321406No way I'm reading all that but I'm sorry that happened to you or congratulations
a melty like this can only mean garry wins by a finish
I'm seeing a whole lot of filtered posts, am I missing any quality MMA discussion?
Gable Steveson vs Sean Sharaf. Intriguing fight. Gable looked good in his debut. Sharaf has lost both of his UFC fights.
>>157321492isn't it also on the main card
>>157321358All us piggies are getting replaced, sexy muzdaddies are so superior…
>>157321509According to official UFC Website, not right now. Could change of course.
>>157321517I see doctors, lawyers, and engineers
Me to Finland hatetrs
>BDStrannies are now rooting for a vegan white guilt cuck piglet with a BNWO fetishOH LAWD IM LAFFIN
>>157319461>>157319463kek
>>157321532you're right it's the final prelim taking place after chito vera and tai taivasa
BSDtrannies got knocked the fuck out by Dustin Poirier, GEEEEEEG!!
Khabib lost.
Congrats. You made /heem/ into an unusable piece of shit. Happy now?
>Congrats. You made /heem/ into an unusable piece of shit. Happy now?
Clozapig made a friend. Wonder why he wasn’t invited over for last night’s pizza party
>>157320548Excellent post
We are deffinetly being raided.
Clozapig's moldy mommy's maggoty infested minge was raided by the Somalidaddies' stinky crusty smegma adorned ebony obelisks
>>157321694"frenchie" set them off then ran away
The XXL BBC daddy getting ready to lay a bukkake brick on Clozamummy’s moldy minge
Are you excited for DWCS?
Type shit type shit
Khamzat wanted to try Stricklands meat, but apparently he bit off more than he could chew!
boooo!!
Baal Moshemad
contender series today
card
>>157321897Good morning sirs
>>157321908maybe we'll finally get a good jeet, odds are he gets spectacularly finished
someone post pvz's butthole.
>>157321841Xadame wanted to try mom’s birth control pills in middle school because she thought they were drugs and they inhibited her puberty and she has a big butt and features. That probably caused her AGP fetish and she mostly only gets off on viewing herself as a woman so she shaves her legs and wears panties now. Stuff like that
Good morning sirs!
Smelly west coast bussy
>>157322019Xadame Armpiggy’s fetid fungal bacon BBL oozes on the yeast coast actually
Big zutts in yo ass is bad for your health, Mohammed
No way
>>157322032Very clever
Post more reactions from that patriot guy
I wasnt reading, what is this apologising thing
famous fighters pull bitches
>>157322107told "frenchie" he can apologize if he feels bad for his words and the wonk went crazy, you know the usual
Wahrance got Clozapigclit moister than we’ve ever seen
>>157322124He's been extra wonky lately
>>157322124You know what they say success breeds jealousy
Remember the name, gaped mcpiggy
>>157322187Nah, fuck that
TragedyWhen you lose control and you got no soulIt's tragedyWhen the morning cries and you don't know whyIt's hard to bearWith no-one beside you, you're goin' nowhereAaahTragedyWhen the feeling's gone and you can't go onIt's tragedyWhen the morning cries and you don't know whyIt's hard to bearWith no-one to love you, you're goin' nowhereAh, ah
>Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?How on earth did wonk have the audacity to actually type something like that towards another person when he LITERALLY spends all day every day spamming?
I doubt Henry cejudo could pull a bitch at a club
>>157322245dont doubt the champ
>>157322239every accusation is a cawlnfession
>>157322264True dat
>>157322261is that are hokkers
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
>>157318676Fuck Dana
>>157318676Is that Charlie Kirk
Fuck Gane
Wait why is Gillian Robertson fighting Dern instead of Zhang Weili?
>>157322331you tell me>>157322355calm down dear
ctfl+f "daddy"38 partial matches foundwhat's wrong with you people
>>157322393boiler room fell off summat fierce
Being a ranked ufc fighter must be the worst self esteem in the world. You can beat up anyone your size to have ever existed but compared to your peers you suck dick. Oh and you make 40/40 with no health insurance lol
>>157322413That's probably just spammy and people making fun of him
make it tommy mcmillen themed
2% battery i aint doing it
I ain't making shit, fuck the mods
what the fuck mang
Why does janny only delete after the new thread gets made? How retarded can you be?
OHHHHHHHHH JANNY WITH THE 1-2THIS THREAD AINT OVAH
>>157319742Nah Rizin is a clown show promotion, not only did Mix start 2 points down, but he could actually not get a win, only a no contest at best.This is literally a promoter rigging a fight so that the local fighter wins, it should be counted as an exhibition.
>>157322640Calm down lil pup
>>157322640usada approved
Told you to make it Tommy McMillen themed or else...
Really hope garry wins im so sick of this fag islam barely fighting and then when he does its THE jdm and THE Renato moicano and THE diaper dustin
>>157322675For real
>>157322675It’s not islam’s fault his opponents kept pulling out and ducking him
Does anybody believe the spammer is smart enough to build a bomb without melting his own face off?
Orolbi was an ancient martial artist until he fell into a water and froze into an iceberg. Fortunately many eons later a scientist discovered him and thawed him out. Now he fights for 35/35 for the ufc.
>>157322707Why is he ducking morales then
unironically wtf is the point of this card besides the Islam fight?
>>157322720Too zesty, islam would perma heem himself if he lost to a guy who wears dresses
It's not Islam's fault he keeps pulling out and ducking hard matchups.
>>157322750Half of those are matches his opponent pulled out of
>>157322720Garry is the number 1 contender. Morales has 1 ranked win.
>Slamda-ACK!
Is there any instance of a fighter going berserk?
>>157322776Probably.
>>157322774That’s what xhe wants sadlyMadame has been fiendin to get added the maggot minge list…xhe is such a suffering piggy…
>>157319742>>157319760>>157319780He won the fight 29:28, the judges said so.The promoter said deduct 2 points, outside of the fight.If Tapology allows promoters to add or remove points from a fight, the smaller promotions would just blatantly sell points, so someone can invest money in getting a 5:0 record or whatever.You are an upcoming prospect, but lost a split decision? Give us $5000 and we'll deduct a point from your opponent, and Tapology will have to change their record too!Think about it.
La Leyenda del Mundo Homoerotico...
They really thought el violado was gonna move up and beat welterweights KEEEEKK
>>157322849This is what happens when a 160cm kid meets a 180cm boy.
Esto es un party de gánsters, de los maleantesDátela cabrón, si en verdad tú no la haces¿Y las mujeres? (¡Sueltas!)¿Y los maleantes? (¡Ey, ey!)Que esto no pare, no pare, no pare, no pareEsto es un party de gánsters, de los maleantesDátela cabrón, si en verdad tú no la haces¿Y las mujeres? (¡Sueltas!)¿Y los maleantes? (¡Ey, ey!)Que esto no pare, no pare, no pare, no pare
>>157322789Ok now show the screenshot when like 45 people quoted it and all wished him well??
>>157322853You can tell who was more dominant based on their posture, see?
>>157322860He litteraly won the fucking fight
We got some real fuken cocksucking QUEERS here posting CAKE BOI type shit
The lines never lie
Heeminder godlia didn't train a single day for the gaethje fight
>>157322878I truly belive he wins the rematch.
>>157322883Obviously he wins the rematch, that's why we can't let him have it
Slamdaddy is the PFP no.1 undisputed best fighter on planet earth. Clitia Topigclit is on the maggot minge list.
>>157322936
>>157322278no it is Josh Hokit
>one minute left in the third round>ilimbek clearly has already won on points>xavier blatantly pokes him in the eye>herb doesn't notice or call it>ilimbek stops what he's doing and grabs his eye>xavier punches him once, no follow up, no knockdown, just a punch>herb immediately calls tko>ilimbek protests>herb says no you're done>they watch a replay>blatant eyepoke>commissioner asks herb yeah but can you restart though>herb says yeah i just called for timejesus fuck herb
https://youtu.be/cNyzjQtgJjA?si=8dGqFG4ILL3EXg3Y
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