Previous thread got heemed
"france" is a wog and a janny
>>157329391hey.....that's not nice
Spanish women call penis Pollo lol
>>157329387
>>157329411good lord no
>>157329422The Gane pic was supposed to prevent all the bullshit
>>157329416your prag wahrani nuked it we know
how does it feel to know Islam is a better fisherman than you?
That's about one Sneed thread per Olympic size board, less than that actually
france saved heem
>>157329431kek
>>157329433thank you bro but truly heem saved me
>>157329446Your mommy's maggoty bush is full of Somalidaddy dingleberries I'm afraid...
>>157329446Cool it with the racism.
Where were you when Ian Gigachado Garry knocked out Pisslam Makhashit?
>>157329486by horsmanselkä
>>157329487a break of oxygen to the brain i say, maybe 2 minutes, would be best same for his "french" joint roller
>>157329494oh ok cool I mean he's really going at it l, harassing me haha ok good to know
>>157329494nah b i shoot don't like the nigger and want it gone non negotiable
I think the red heads pretty cute i wanna see them lez out in the ring
raining something fierce rn good lord
You need that extra cheese they are real stingy with that shit here.
Kek that 4 piece really revved him badly.
>>157329535it's true peisikally cheesy toast without
make sure to cash in finnchads
>>157329552I thought tehy looked pretty good
Honestly? Some of yall are extremely toxic
>>157329535It prefers extra somalidaddy stinkies.
>>157329545I angered the fin somehow like in 2023 and since then he hasn't stopped harassing me
>>157329545why are you pretending you're spared the ire b
anyone know where the thread is where they talk about mma?
>>157329596>one starbit much b
So yeah Garry vs IslamHonestly? Chills.
Personally i think it's very cool how UFC gave us a big break between the co main event Johnson vs Ochoa and the main event Garry vs Makhachev.
>>157329673don't forget about his daily made up romances that are clearly fabricated by someone who has no idea how to describe what a woman actually feels like
>>157329685how do you find something like that out in advance this could change my ufc experience i just add 20 or 30 minute increments
>>157329700I just looked at the data.
If Robertson wins, I'll jerk it to POV JAV. If Dern wins, I'll jerk it to POV JAV while looking disgruntled.
>>157329728he's like 196 tall b
Ian Garry is going to heem this backwards inbred freak in the name of the vegan LGBTQIA+ community and world feminism
He's here all the time!-anon who is here all the time
You don't want this heat old man.
>>157329744yup. they don’t call him the future for nothing
preferring coffee to energy drinks is a telltale sign of a gay
>>157329596That many carbs would have me taking a day trip to Nap City!
>>157329796too many fake b vitamins makes my forehead dry
>not drinking 3 large cups of coffee and taking at least 80mg of prescribed stimulants dailyngmi. every single wealthy person is on PEDs
Gane is OK now he killed that Chama freakazoid.
>>157329872Garry will have shades of Strickland v Khamzat this weekend. You will see.
>>157329872he is bigger and has range advantage he will jab teep bussy roll on cage if caught rinse and repeat and it will be a terrible fight
>>157329851Thanks bro but Gane is literally the GOAT
>>157329882>piggies can only fantasise about robbery split decisions Holy KWAB. No wonder sexy boat daddies got y’all on the maggot minge list
>>157329895Garry taking islam to a split decision is a genuinely likely outcome
Well no matter, I enjoy everybody's posts here
>>157329910A BBC boaddy sent by Bibi bussing all up in ya bacon boiminge is a genuinely likely outcome, sadly
Ian Kid, just a fucking kid.
just a kid just a regular kid
>>157329953a perfectly normal penis size *wink wink*
5 inches is giant
I was going to say something, but i think it's better not to say it.
Cereal Gane would be beloved fighter outside of redditor types had he not taken a dive against Jones.
>>157329411Does he talk about ducking Tony?
>>157330046ciryl has only lost to beasts
Ian Garry via head kick after outstriking Islam for a few rounds and gassing him out with teep kicks.
the ian garry gameplan is to run away strike from a safe distance avoid clinching and winning a point victory
>>157330076Thanks bro, I'm very confident. Islam is absolutely losing. This is Ian Garry's era now.
I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say "I told you so". I'm just going to watch Ian Machado Garry finish Pisslam in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.
>>157330091Islam is gonna rape him against cage most likely but what if we get surprised?
>>157330127ian successfully bussy rolls out of cage hugging it has been seen against shavkat
>>157330115finishing seems unlikely
In Your Words
would it kill a billionaire to make a ufc with japanese respect to the sport and a ramp and good commentary maybe ditch the cage too it's quite vulgar
ok let's get this thread back on track.How will Ian Garry celebrate if he manages to get either a KO or a sub?
Gane heeming Poorera
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>>157330268poohand fans never point out that his head was exposed because he was getting beaten off his feet by gane
>>157330288THE DOGFATHER HIMSELF????
got that dawg with him
..…
You go down just like Ian GarryGarry on a, Garry on a crossNot just another Bloody Ian GarryGarry on a, Garry on a cross
And by cross I mean crucifix position administered by Islam Makhachev
>>157330305kek at the rizvan photobomb
God shows mercy. IED doesn't.
>>157330343wise words
OHH AND ITS DERN SITTING ON ROBERTS FACE
Uhh so yeah Gillian Robertson what a peach
>>157330387they don't make men like they used to b
>>157330462It all started when Fedor ducked Randy
Luke Rockhold - steroids = Luke Spongedrop
>>157330468Still not enough, there is still time to delete the thread.
>>157330495Islams wider than garrys twink ass
>>157330515What about Islam's fight iq tho
>>157330506Is this real?
>>157330530Post your hand i want to see how indian you are
Islam has been taking extra protein sources to build muscle. Respect.
makhachev hairline mogged the machado kid
@157330530>ian is smaller than a lightweight
>>157330495
why did the last thread get deleted?
>>157330592bruuuhhh
>>157330666>666
So many locked up muzzie clitties after this week.....just ready ready to pleasure they white daddies.
shant be posting in this thread any longerlike a minefield in here
that's a lotta deleted posts
How did that reddit fighter do on dwcs?
>>157330842best fighter i've ever seen didn't watch it tho
big weekend of fights coming up
Let's hope I survived
chuck mindelhall sniffs coke
>>157330931Cool.
Where's everyone gone?
There was just a partial solar eclipse in the United Kingdom.I travelled to my local park, which was full of people wishing to make observance.I found my own place on the grass and raised my hands and one of my feet slightly. I asked Arianrhod, who knows the celestial cycles, what to expect for UFC 330.She whispered unto mine ear:>Jeremiah in the first.I'm not sure she watches MMA.
>>157330895>I got into a knife fight in Africa once im a contract killer Lol
>>157330931Coke is popular in mma. Alleged Coke users:>Gooby(tons of evidence and rumors)>Megan Olivi(alleged interview video where her jaw is stiff and she lookslike she did some lines)>Jon Jones (obvious)Mike Golberg (he would allegedly get wrecked after event in backstage)
>>157329431Hey pussy
>>157331080Daniel Cormier was caught on a hot mic asking for more coke mid broadcast.
>>157329486Smoking meth and crashing out on sneed
>>157329529Finland isn't real
Ay Allah be litty yo fr fr
>>157331102Alot of people that work on movies and Tv like coke because it amps them up for the screen. So they come off as if they have more energy. It honestly would not surprise me if theirs a backstage dealer that reups people before a show.
Recap of why Ian Garry Machado is a huge faggothttps://youtu.be/pLmvvP6LARs
What if Achilles fought in the UFC?
Ian Gary
MC Guru
>>157331450Woah that's amazing got any more?
>>157331479
>>157331589Incredible stuff
Ochoa pulled out?
>>157331678nah g you have the wrong dawg
>>157331757Bet lines gone
>>157331801Stunning
>>157331801She pegs him
something wrongi hold my headfinland gonemy heemer dead
>>157331033It’s Wednesday so they’ll probably be back by Saturday to shit up the gamethreads. Spammy is probably fine with vpns and just taking a nap. Surprised there’s still real canada posters left. With how many times spammy switches Canadian regions as each region gets region-blocked, the entire country should be banned soon
Low key think that Quillan can fuck up everyone at 155. Its only a matter of time until he is champ.
>>157331832The nutritionist Ex husband anals Layla then she pegs Ian. A proper triple train. choo choo
>>157332110she's leaning away
the card this weekend is actually complete dogshit. fightnight-tier outside of the main event
it'll be crazy if islam can beat garry. not even shavkat could do it and he beat geoff neal magny and wonderboy. 2 legends of the sport
>>157332229Welcome to the paramount era
>>157332229>outside of the main eventwho's gonna tell him?
>>157332229I blame all the nigga fighters, they're all cans
>>157332229Top heavy card but hopefully fighters put on a performance because there's a crowd
>>157332229Meh its like a 7/10 level card. Its watchable. At least is better than last weeks.
>>157332354Not so sure about this one b
post heems right fucking now>>157332183he's obviously very good but i think he's going to run into some issues if he cant keep finding big finishes, he gets touched up quite a bit, didnt look particularly good against haqparast before he bombed him with the head kicki think he'll obviously continue to improve but i can see him losing some close decisions, and i wonder about his longevity at 155, he's massive for the division and definitely has tough cuts
Are ya having fuuun?!
Maybe the malignant autists will just get permad and this place can go back to relative normality rather than post after post of the Canadian jeet shitting about pigs and the rest of his merry band of people who should just off themselves desu
It’s not so tiresome in here anymore
My favorite fighter is Justin Gaethje
Its disgusting that this salikid guy is being promoted fucking cringe i hopw he gets koed next fight and that the ufc gets its shit together
imagine posting an image of these 4 as your official boys 6 years ago and getting universally laughed at then 3/4 get belts and the other is still top 10 and only 28 years old. some people just get lucky in this life
>>157332696
I'm just waiting for a m8
>>157332708>PFL burnout >a confusing history of english speaking>asian? alpha male? cant have both >asian brazil concrete jungle monkey
>>157332578>ask for 100 million for some fucking gloves he made in his garage and wants them to fund a brand for him tooDis nigga is stupid
>>157332760ur fucking stupid, stop posting desu
fuck you /heem/
>>157332760If he were smart he'd be using a computer right now not rubbing Justin's shoulders
>>157332815why would you want to do that
We are ella fellas here at heem
>>157332815ice fucking coldno emotions no feelingslike the terminator
>Islam fight week>/heem/ slow as a snailIt's truly over for the Paramount era.
>>157332906spammy (You) blew most of his vpns already
Janny I wasn't even banned
Ian Machado Garry Kasparov
act right or ur not allowed to watch the ufc this weekend
none of you watch ufc
ian garry will usher in the sonicfox era of champs
>>157332906It will pick up by friday
Ian 'lets keep this interview strictly about the fight, my dad was a social butterfly when I was growing up' Garry
ciryl gane is the most devastating athlete the sports world has ever seen
>>157332906islam is not a star
>ynr Ilia mocking Volk for being short
test
>>157333387I see shades of Smiff in her
>ynr Iliawhom
the iliad b, beast of a play
SLEEPY>>157333461
Tony Ferguson was on top of the world, 'til he met Gaethje.Ilia was on top of the world, 'til he met Gaethje.History repeats.
>>157333521Khabib still had fazza, 'til he met Gaethbeast
Taking pills and shitting in a car.
I don’t watch ufc I only watch heem
I will reserve judgement on Justin Gaethje until he reveals his vasectomy status
>>157333521chandler said "see you at the top!"then he met gaethje....
>james vick>michael johnson >ilia topuria3 guys who were beating gaethje before they lost
ilia was actually losing then winning then losing big time
we cannot follow them
When is Sean O'Malleys fraud check fight coming up?
Ian Machada
New Ant vid incoming
>dead sport >dead thread
This is the future......and the future, is powered by plants
>he haf too much eggplant brazza SOON
Holy shit this guy is a faggot
>>157334108say that to his face and see what happens mate
>>157334132No problem “mate”
>>157333588>middledid alexa grasso get some new 'upgrades'?
>>157334237Daddygarry is simply a great human being
Oh my days, what happened to half the replies of this thread?
>>157334237His kid calls him by his name? Based, tbqh.
>>157334345I can’t be the only one who barely even knew my mum and dad’s name as a kid
>>157334357You are normal. Anyone saying their parents name is a psycho
Surely doing the dirtiest bulk ever to heavyweight will solve all jamahawls prawblems right?
>>157334108why does that faggot have a knife
i hate you nigga let’s die
>>157334108slanted eyes of a demented murderer
>>157334428What’s crazy is he was fat at LHW, had a big fat pouch in his last couple of fights.
Does anyone actually like islam as a fighter other than weird Muslims?
>uses the word “integer” when the universe of discourse explicitly prohibits negativesI hate this pretentious faggot so fucking much. My minor was in math and I go out of my way to say whole numbers so normies know what I’m talking about.
>>157334485He’s more exciting than most brazzas although occasionally has a stinker
>>157334511Forgot pic
I think cage warriors has a better record in the UFC than PFL/Bellator
>>157334511go have sex with a woman b
Here's some "math" for you, faggot.
>>157334589>leftist faggot triggered Kek you love to see it Go regurgitate some more SAT words nigger
>>157333461no it wasnt
My sportsbook and bar went crazy when strickland beat ratlip I hope the same happens this weekend
seriously what happened to ian to turn him into this? it's apparent he was like this before he met layla.
This is who chudcels are rooting for
>>157334668thingen it might have somesome to do with layla, bappa
>>157334689Feminism beats Islam alhamdulilah
>>157334668Probably got into sex drugs that warped his mind. Most of the weird shit you see today especially the gay shit is because of sex drugs like poppers ecstasy derivatives and meth. Ian probably does poppers and lets her pound his bamhole or she doms him. That Pic of them with the kid shows a woman with a smile of sadistic glee
Luke thomas is 6'5 and could wring your neck like a rubber chicken, incel.
>>157334689>braindead thinks the chuds are rooting for the vegan feminist over the conservative muslim fundamentalistI can't wait until your country is overrun with muslims.They'll help us get all the anti-lgbt/anti-abortion laws passed. And libtards won't say shit out of fear of committing a heckin' islamophobia
>>157334770let's see how he take an oblique kick
Is shavkat stronger than islam? Shavkat bitched garry for 25 minutes desu
>>157334772>thinks the Islamophobic chuds of /heem/ are rooting for a MuslimFirst day from /pol/, sweaty?
>>157334485it's genuinely all muslims, I never see a single person who likes islam that's a normal mma fan. it's always 'inshallah' 'alhamdelilol' and other crap.
I like Islam because most of his fights end in finishes and is kino to watch. What are we doing here b?
Ian Faggry showcases the technique he has developed to finish Slampapi
>>157334793*21 minutes
>>157334770Luke Thomas is having serious health problems
Interesting how the masonic 33(0) card has complete ideological opposites with the Eastern muslim zealot goblin and the extremely over westernized white cuck for the main and the red king white queen wmma alchemical rebus fight in the co main yes provocative
>>157334830His JDM one was bad, he didn't wanna finish him for some reason but otherwise he's okay to watch. It's not dynamic or jaw drapping, it's mostly ham and eggs kinda shit.
>>157334912
Why is Guru like this?
>BDS chudlets are so conceited in their seething hatred for Muzzdaddies that they are rooting for a gay white guilt vegan faggot with a BNWO fetish nowOH LAWD IM LAFFIN
>>157334942He was scammed
>>157334942I actually root for jeets now as they are the natural enemies of muslims. It's just too bad they suck ass.
>>157334237
>>157334988Sadly Islam spread to the Caucasus and Central Asia so they're in for a tough time.
>>157334988Natural prey more like, I'm afraid.
>>157335017These people have Genghis Khan's blood flowing in their veins. They were conquering Muslims at one point. How did this happen
posting on /heem/ in 2026 kind of reminds me of beating off to celebjihad back in the day
>>157335135Resource control/proximity
>>157334942he's a depressed white incel surrounded by brown migrants. his frustrations have to be aimed somewhere.
Macklechev height frauding
>>157335319muslims got rid of their incel problem with arranged child marriages. piggy is just salty he wasn't born a muslim
Why did xhe put on xer stilettos?
Ian Garry is right about women
There is no such thing as Islamophobia
>thank you for motivating me with all the hate SOON
>>157335474>those biceps wtf heem told me he was scrawny and lanky
>>157335488He got that lil boi strength
>>157334589calculate this slam you fucking nerd
>takes drag from cigarette>blows smoke in your faceWhat are you going to do?
>>157335559
Sometimes ya just need a really greasy 'za to hit that itch ya feel me?
>>157335582That would be assault. I could sue for that.
>>157335592Is that Canadian Papa Johns? Papa Pierre?
>>157335559Act a fool
Lopes vs Salkilld would be a sick fight
imagine having that strong of BDS that you are willingly support a vegan feminist cuck like wader we doin ear bappa?
>>157335780Imagine having 0 (zero) UFC fighters ever.
/box/ won.
Where my heemsters at? Get hyped. It’s Gillian Robertson fight week.
>>157335821He’ll yeah brother!
>>157335803hey good on my countrymen for not participating in a jewish organisation
/box/chads won the story
>>157335836Excuse me. We don’t tolerate antisemitism on /heem/. Take that somewhere else or you’ll get heemed.
>>157335836Doesnt One Championship have any fighters from Malaysia
>>157335868yeah we have a lot of bahtfighter on ONE FC but only one MMA and thats a WMMA lmao
>>157335861hey man i aint got nun on ayrabs
People act like you can't forget English after being immersed in Brazilian for a while
Here's some more math FAGGOT since you like it so much!
>>157335325I like how islam said "haha I was measured like 11 years ago haha long time ago haha I had a second puberty I'm taller now I swear" if you did this in any other setting you'd come off insecure.
>>157334589>>157335972The average Ganescholar learns this by grade 2.
>>157335360god garry is such a feminine little weirdo
>>157335994You're just not funny or likeable so it comes off that way
https://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo
>>157336052We don't sign my posts here
