Tuesday (11/08)>Libertadores19:00 | Fluminense x Independiente Rivadavia21:30 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Universidad Católica>Sudakino19:00 | Boca Juniors x Recoleta FC21:30 | Bolívar x São Paulo>Argentina21:00 | CA Talleres x CA LanúsWednesday (12/08)>Libertadores19:00 | Palmeiras x Cerro Porteño19:00 | Club Atlético Platense x Coquimbo Unido21:30 | Cruzeiro x Flamengo>Sudakino19:00 | Red Bull Bragantino x Atlético Mineiro19:00 | Tigre x Montevideo City Torque>Copa argentina19:15 | Atlético Tucumán x CA IndependienteThursday (13/08)>Libertadores19:00 | Mirassol x LDU21:30 | Rosario Central x Corinthians>Sudakino19:00 | Santos x Macará19:00 | Vasco da Gama x Olimpia21:30 | Cienciano x BotafogoUTC-3Previous: >>157306357
>promiedos shows sudamericana before libertadoresbosteros fdp
Fuck anal
>>157319832It's a boca world bro
>>157319837so that's why the world has turned to shit
>>157319844
Then what's your solution huh big guy?
>>157319870reproduce with a qt peruana
>>157319885Peruana con banana.
>more like rigball
>carioca "men"
Can we win everything this year?
>>1573198702 states solution
>>157319978No one ever wins the treble.
>>157319870Annex Uruguay and make Argentina pay for it o algo
Has anyone here ever eaten a girl's ass? Was is good? Did it taste good?I'm incel and that's my dream.
o menino cerachi do soda eschereo
>>157319999the states in question>gaseous and fartable
>>157320116>gaseous and fartableThat's what they call Fast and Furious in brazil.
>>157320092welcome to
>>157320122jej
Você não vê um jogador do São Paulo fazer issoUm cria de Cotia literalmente tirou a vida de um idoso e o São Paulo o defendeSe o Neymar fizesse isso ia mandar um avião com o logo da NJ Toiss marketing pra mostrar como ele é benevolenteO Palmeiras é o último reduto de humanidade do futebol paulista
>>157320185o idoso pulou na frente do carro, só ver as imagens
>VASCO Vs Vitória play CdBI'm getting 99 brasileirão flashbacks, vascobros...>>157320201O nome do idoso? Dorival Jr
>>157320185eu já tô de saco cheio de você
Rigged for views
>brazilians care so little about their fulbo that they had to rig the matchings for optimal viewership
Pedrinho is glueing pelo de saco on his faceThat’s the face of Vaskek btw
>>157320252
>>157320250Copa do Brasil não conta
>>157320239InterCugulosoVitória PalmeirasFinal will be Inter x Vitória
>>157320252The man is completely out of his mind, Vasco is cursed
just remembered this final will be jogo único Any shitter who makes has a real chance of lifting the caneco
>>157320273Hopefully, in your scenario, vitória wins
Copa do Brasil trophy got leaked
>>157320299That’s copa Carmen Miranda
>>157320295Bless our luck, the shitters have already been eliminated
>here are your quarterfinalists bro
>>157320239CBF doesn't even care to hide it anymore, also>(((BETANO)))>>157320250just greedy fuckers doing their TV overlords biding>>157320272t. cuplet
>>157320349>sao pau 15%Oh nonononooo
>ywn be drinking a caipirinha playing a hand of poker with neymar on the beachbrazilians have it so easy
In brazilian strip poker the first one to get completely naked gets their cu eaten.
>>157320407unironically, what happens to the one who gets naked?
>>157320415right, like what happens if you lose? you just have to hang out while being naked now?
>>157320415You don't trust me? They get their legs spread wide open and tongue punched by each of the other players.
>>157320424yeah, a game where losing is more beneficial than winning seems counterproductive
what happens if you're playing with a woman and she gets naked and you get an erection, does she owe me sex now? or do I have to lose for that
what happens if you're playing with neymar and he starts losing, do you have to get naked instead bc he's more important in brazil?
>>157320354It's true, though. R16 attendances confirm that people aren't that interested.
>>157320495tbf literally every team is in crisis right nowstats and 'football knowledge' made everyone miserable, also the shock of going from wc to basuleirão in a few days
GrêBBBio vs BinterGalo vs CugulosoVerdazzo vs Prantos
If Grêmio or Inter by a miracle end in the finals, we could have a another instance of a team playing copalib and série B at the same time
>>157320526we need another instance where you shut the fuck up, amigão
>>157320551I don't talk out loud while I'm typing, I'm not in special needs
Palmeiras vs Santos is not rivalry, it's not a classic. Palmeiras has like 80 victories more than Santos. It's paternity. Plus Santos is too café con leche. No one cares about them or maybe like them, which is not fun in football.
>>157320517>3 regional classicsCBF isn't even hiding anymore, what even are the chances of something like that happening
>>1573206380.67%
eu não aguento mais esse palmeirense chato
>>157320638all those clubes are part of clube dos 13, every game would be a clássico regardless
is this true?
>>157320638every team in the lulaleague has at least 7 or 8 "classicos" it's more likely for a classico to happen than not
>>157320627What is café con leche?>inb4 te la tomas or some shit like that
>>157319978Do it for Alex de Niteroi
Neymar is the most important person in south america right now.
Despite being a mimadinho do caralho neymar is arguably top 5 Brasileiros of all time>1. Dom Pedro II>2. Duque de Caxias>3. Tony Tornado>4. Emilio Garrastazu Médici>5. NeymarHonorable mentions: Pepê&Neném, Jair Bolsonaro, D'Alessandro
>>157320709it's like when someone is a young kid playing something with older kids and you take it easy with him, he's "café com leite"
Pelé ficou cafe com leite com um pibinho.
>>157320833A girl I like always uploads pics from footie matchesWhat does that mean
>>157320849vasco beating palmeiras is somehow more unrealistic than vitoria beating palmeiras
Palmeiras beats San PabloSan Pablo beats CorinthiansCorinthians beat PalmeirasAnd they all humilliate SantosThat's just life
Vitória is shit but they proved they can achieve o inimaginável at barradãoVasco will just play their futebolzinho rola murcha at são januário, draw and get btfo at allianz
>>157320698there's only 3 regional classics and all 3 magically happened. same thing happened few years ago btw
Today's album is Weezer's PinkertonWe'll have a sing along at 6pm (horário de brasília) after 1 minuto de silêncio to honour colombians
lots of butthurt tricoletes in this thread
o tricolechi ficou doido do café
Grêmio vs>Interholocausto>palmeiras clássico>cruzeiro clássico>vitóriaracial clássico nordeschinos vs sulistas>vascojogo quente>atléticoemoção até o final!Inter vs>Cruzeiro é lá e cá>Atléticojogo quente>Palmeirasjogão>Vascovai ter emoção!>vitóriaparada dura>grêmioguerra dos farraposVasco vs>Palmeirasclássico da amizade>cruzeiroclássico da união ítalo-lusitana>grêmioloucura total>interjogo folclórico>vitóriamonumental>atléticoembate alvinegroas you can see our rich footballing history and continental size leads to several clássicos
>>157320954thinking you can win and wanting you to win are 2 separate things
>>157320946Inter and Palmeiras is also a regional classsico Santos and Borafogo is also a regional claassicoCortinas and Recife is also a regional classicoEtc
>2009>2014>2016>2021 (failed to go up kwab)>20222027 will be the hexa for BBBBBasco
ficou quentchi
Chapecoense and Montaninhas is also a regional classico da mamonas assassinmas
If you type more than 4 lines I immediately assume you are mad and ignore your post.
the official tiers are >jogo>jogo quente>jogão >jogaço>clássico regional>clássico (estadual)>clássico with world peace on the line (any game vs Mengão)
^he mad af
>>157321052CALM DOWN SE-CALMA-SE
me encantan las culombianas
>>157321080literally shaking rn
>>157321086It's called twerking.
When Tim Maia said "ela farteu", I really felt that.
>>157321114colombians are picking up dead children with spoons as we speak and you think is funny?
>>157321118Too soon bro.
>>157321126It's not like they can leave the little pieces of culombians to rot on the tropical sun
>>157319870End israel
>>157320262Mofo wasnt even ugly and now is becoming a weird thing
>>157321166This is mysogninsitnc
vai gatilhar na pesquiça do artilheiro
it's okay to lie to gentiles
>>157321153kkkkkkkkkkkk boa
o vasco tem um presidente looksmaxxer
>>157321193
>>157320262This is always how it starts, btw
oh yeah? Post YOUR hairline
>>157321534I don't have one
>>157321546I say this about my team's claassico
>>157320849Vasco will never beat palmeme
>>157321184And???????
Memphis is out of Corinthians
>>157321685Welcome Arepas De Pay a Boca
>>157321685Noooo not the rapper memphis
Kia Joorabchian
O brasileiro tem dificuldade enorme em reconhecer financeiramente um trabalhadorO cara pode ser milionário que ainda vai querer pechinchar serviço e jogar o preço pra baixoNenhuma sociedade pode prosperar com pessoas assim
>>157321915
>pechincharAmazing creatures, they are
>>157321915Eu como cu e buceta o tempo todo
NO REFUNDS
>>157321935>shows próprioswhat?? he performs?
>>157322039>he doesn't remember Memphis' hip-hop clips
>>157322039>he doesn’t remember his show at Allianz parque
É bom o Sr Leonard Garden ganhar O PENTA e o Brasileirão pq ele jogou NO LIXO a copa do Brasil mais fácil da história
>My boy Memphis is out I don't know who will I root for now , maybe Palmeiras while Arias is there
On my way to the Maracanã. I hope Hulk doesn't miss three clear chances and I go home soaked in rain after a disappointing draw.
What if brazilians don't go to la cancha because of the beans?
>Presidente gastando dinheiro do PCC com swing>Jogador atropelando e matando idoso>Motorista transportando cocaínaTudo que o trikaschizo falou sobre o Palmeiras está sendo se concretizando no São PauloDeus é bom o tempo todo
>>157322359do NOT twist for plameras
>>157322667Why not? I like Sepultura
Anti-trikaschizo palmeirense is one of those morally grey characters who do bad things to defeat a greater evil
Ladbros this board is slow af rnYuge day for the outdoors?
What is blud yapping about?
O SÃO PAULO É UMA MERDA
>>157322765Alaska teeth.
>>157322765that's a guy isn't it?
black'n'beans
esse cara é 100x mais chato que o trikaschizoinsuportável
>>157322797that WAS a guy
o dia inteiro postando a gorda da alaska e essa cara de sapato da angela rochista
>>157320638antisemitism is illegal, you know?
>>157322709Seplutura is a PAYSANDU bandSuperior to plmamene
>>157322875You sure ?
>>157322890It's a Palmeiras world...
My only problem with Palmeiras is that they play on that souless turf
Will los palmeiras play in libertadores half time if palmeiras makes it to the final?
>>157322961jej
>>157322952beter than the DUMP called Arena Antartica
gayanal in quarter finals
>>157323084Vitoria has never been more of a candiachi than current competition
bokitabros?
>>157323096Santos will make Vitoria look like Yamcha in Cell saga.
Got pulled over by a polícīa
>>157323155
>>157323122>mfw Boca
>saw pablo
>bocaJesus
>>157323202what the helly what the hell
>>157323182The fellow Latinx cop let me go with a warning (I took a last second left turn on a yellow)
>>157322405F
Boca twisters be like: 2026 anyone?
>>157323202Kwab>little mouth
>zubeldia screaming for no reasonjust fire this nigga already fuck's sake
>bosta is already losingkkkkkkkkkk
how are you losing against "deportivo recoleta"
>>157323216When I hit my neighbor, I got caught, and the police treated me really well.There are some good pigs out there
>>157323244>zubeldia screaming for no reasonIsn't that his natural state?
>>157323275>>157323244you have no idea what tight pants do to your voice
banheirão in front of Corinthians CT
apologize to Ubeda
>another episode of Boca being marginally superior, flopping 30 attempts, and conceding in one attempt
>>157323202Call me schizo but I think they are doing la cama to Montero
>GOLACOOOOOOOO------AAAAACK!!!!!!!!!>GOLACO AGAINNNN---AAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>157323316Is Montero shit maybe?Are Boca defenders doing anything to get rid of him? Absolutely
THE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICKTHE STICK>THE STICK
what went wrong?
>>157323202Por qué se tira como una morsa en camara lenta?
send hulk back to galo holy fuck 2 million for this
>>157323344Unironically both are paying for 2 decades of selling smoke through different means.
>6 millions per month>1 second tier titlelmao
>>157323344>bocaPeronism took over and they are destroying Boca like they destroyed Argentina >BrasilI’m coming
lol
>>157323367Where is my boy going now?
>our retard matagatos president is licking israel's asshole while there are still replicas of the worst earthquake in decades.
>>157323371Peronism isn't governing Argentina right now. And Boca's better years were with somebody who claimed to be peronist himself.
>>157323355>hire 200 yo Hulk for a shitload of money>expect it to go well
ROBE BOKA ROBE
they're robbing my Recoleta
>>157323394Welcome to the club fren :)
>>157323394The CIA psyop worked very well by putting all these Israel puppet presidents all over south america
ROBEEEE BOCAAA ROBEEEEEE
>>157323394i thought you guys were our fellow anti-american commie buddies wut happen
>>157323399you are giving yous to a bostero from some tropical macondo-like town in the middle of nowhere, that can't even open a stream.
>>157323355>>157323401you know what's funnier, waiting a few months fluminense could have signed a pre-contratohulk could have gone as a free agent but noooo, we gotta have him naowell, no refunds
recoleta play like an amateur clubeven a retard would know that's a red card lol
>elbow to the face>not a red cardI thought world cup tourists were gone already
low iq paragua
Fluminense skeleton team is shit, who could tell
>>157323441
>>157323399Was Macri peronist?
Argie bros, dont let israel move to your country, please
>>157323504
>>157323519Nooooooo
>>157323519unfortunate
>>157323504jews > ngubus
>>157323483his ideology is being a slimy rat so yeah he had a phase were he claimed to be peronist>>157323519it's decreasing because they become secular atheists and marry non-jewseveryone here gets assimilated sooner or later
>Castillo outNoooooo
>>157323549so, move to occupied palestine.
VAI TOMA NO CU CORINTHIANS ....................../´¯/)....................,/¯../.................../..../............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(..............\.............\...AQUI E ROSARIO CENTRAL PORRA
>recoleta entregating
Hey remember when "experts" said that Ascacibar is a midfielder that hardly ever scores?
>>157323637uhm, sir? don't you know that posting ASCII is against the rules of this fine establishment?
based rapist
>zé meningite guilherme arana injured againAnother great hiring from fluminense
>>157323549Shalom, bro
>>157323647My apologies, I get a little carried away sometimes. It's not happening again good sir
>>157323659no refunds from him either
>believing a Colombian womanHe smacked around a bit, that's all. She probably deserved it desu.Argentinian femigroncho justice system crucified an innocent man.
>>157319829>hulk
https://xcancel.com/SC_ESPN/status/2087316824547328132#msussy boke
>hulk out>german cano in
>>157323729This happened here for Palmeiras
Cavani status?
>>157323729>>157323744I still don't get how can that happen, none of the players on the opposite team went "wait a minute?" NPC behavior
>recoleta
Bruh
ROBE BOKA ROBE ROBE BOKA ROBE BOKA ROBER
More like "recolecta"
>that inhale-spit soundwtf
>>157320472>NeyNey likes what he sees and makes a propositionWhat do?
>>157323438Contrary to popular belief that claims Zoomers are the most sporty generation (they are the most gym going gen) the absolute majority of 15 to 25 year olds alive never really played footy on a park or patch of land like us old niggas did all the time. I personally know 10 dudes my age that played footy and left before age 15-16 because they didn't cut it. My zoomie group of frens, except 3 of them, the rest are all "I played as a toddler and left for the gym" kind of guys. They struggled a lot knowing why Embolo was sent off at the WC and I ahd to explain.
>>157323828goulazou
>>157323257Gotta ask San Lorenzo
Allegedly, Boca made the initial kick at the start of both halves and nobody noticed.
>>157323875Bruh
Why are brazilian players from brasileirao less brown than those playing in europe
>>157323875Not allegedlly, it indeedly happened >>157323729
>>157323846>popular belief that claims Zoomers are the most sporty generationNobody believes that.
>>157319837I told y'all niggas
the internet including yandex and duckduckgo have successfully memoryholed the argie tearing ngubu's head meme, you cannot find it
fuck a.nal
vergonhavergonha time sem vergonha
>>157323989Ref team is going to get giga raped by conmebol aren't they
>>157324058It's Boca, so no. Had it been the other way around or against a big club then you'd never hear of those guys.
Bokitabros, our response to the rigged/robbating allegations?
ESPN confirm that boca kicked off both halveskek
>>157324095that's AI
>>157324095A Y U D Í N
GENTE, O QUE QUE TA ACONTECENDO COM O FLUMINENSE???
hi guys, i'm back. did you miss me?
>>157324095Anulate the second half, it has to be replayed. Obviously
>>157324190Welcome back, VascobroHave a good night
>>157324190Miss you? I'm still waiting for the 30 bucks you owe me.
silly me thinking maisa was wholesome and innocent
>>157324313sorry, I broke them
we're coping here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPV0tgxOgq4
Vamos São Paulo!
>>157323707>Doing that in a country taken over by feminists and kukardos
>>157324358yooo my nigga dezão is not gonna be happy tonight
Pão Saulo
ESTUDIOOOOOOOO ESTUDIOOOOOOOO ESTUDIOOOOOOOOO
what a boring and disappointing day
wtf game is free here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMC2q2spTMY
O são paulo já está nas cordas, jogadores com a linguinha de fora, é só questão de tempo....
>>157324430yooo nice
>>157324442Essa porra de altitude é palhaçada.>>157324430I kneel, AbravanelGODS
>>157324324I needed them to pay for my mom's prostate surgery...
>>157323820>header by a literal midget
UUUUUUH
>>157319829Never saw bolivar stadium with that many people
Is Zubeldinho getting sacked if Flu loses to Rivadavia?
"Quando tiver metendo é sempre bom colocar um pedaço de folha de caderno na tampa do cu. A chance de se cagar enquanto goza é baixa, mas nunca nula. É bom se precaver. Pelo menos era assim na Argentina" Calleri, em entrevista no final da partida.
why are they like this?
>>157324539kek, our response, calleribros?
Dezão just reminded me of the great Lucão do Break
>>157324567messi should've done this against spaininfantino would've allowed it
Top 5 heroes of the world:San MartinRiquelmiGabe NewellAncelochiThe nigga that killed john lennon
The psyop worked: they're munching on the beans.
>>157324567welcome back kobe
>>157323991This. If anything they're the least sporting demographic group. Even if they go to the gym, lifting weights isn't a sport. I'm in doubt if it's even beneficial to just do that instead of doing it as a preparation for an actual activity
ARBOLENDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157324608hasnt released hl3hes the devil
>voka or /sp/ on a sula semimuito asustador
>>157322405Update: it didn't rain.ME TENÉS PODRIDO, HULK. PODRIDO.
BOLIVIAN FUCKING SHITS
>>157324567
>>157324708He's waiting for Israel to burn.
estudiantes de la plata
>>157324739He was in a hurry to sell those 86 kgs of maconha
>mexican memesThis is a new low for /copalib/.
Realistically, who can stop the argenchinos?
>>157324774Espanha
>>157324774if we are talking about aaaj, its themselves when they are playing an important match
virou na bola parada com pe do muleque
>>157324774EL ME DICE QUE NO LE IMPORTA ESTAR CON UNA SUPERESTRELLA
Mira el gol que se come musleraMira el gol que se come musleraMUSLERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMUSLERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157324790clown world, clown country, clown competition, clown players
The worst thing is that even if Zubeldía got sacked tonight, I don't trust Fluminense's board to sign a half decent coach to replace him with.
>Sacking a good coach over an altitude match
>>157324708It's been 28 years now we can admit half life and hl2 were just tech demos
vamo São Paulo!
>>157324825It’s time to call gamero
kwab
De Pie is kill
>>157324872We are talking about santa fe here.
>>157324884we are talking about riber here, i know saint faith lost to enzo perez as a gk but that was years ago
Estudiantes and la UC have good kits
>>157324910Oh really?
>>157324910Don't forget last time both faced each other lmao
>>157324825Who would be a decent coach?
>>157325004Doribal
>>157325011Doripau is a retranqueiro fodido
>boca vs san pablo on sula quarters the match to end /copalib/
>already tirating bolivar pra merdaCuidado…
>>157325050Who would Macaco root for
>>157325050congratulation to bolivar and recoleta
>>157325058Que caia um raio na cabeça do trikaschizo se o Bolívar remontar
Grim
Why are they letting San Pablo play? They literally found 80kgs of marijuana in their bus a few hours ago.
Rip cortinas
>>157325004I like Vojvoda, but he's definitely not leaving Rasin.
>>157325148>all corinhianos in the comments are on his sideWhy? He's a financial disaster for the club, contract renewed or not
>>157325148>Umm but they told me they were gonna renew? I'll sue lolOn what basis lmao KWAB
>>157325148What's he gonna do about it? Cry like a little bitch?
>>157325142it was from a bus company they hired, it wasn't their vehicle
>>157325209>>157325214He's entitled ro receiving like 50 million reais immediatly. He was gonna agree to receive it in small monthly payments if the contract was renewed. Guess he's going to ask for his money now.
>>157325148why is he acting like he was johan cryuff?coringa was gonna bankrupt itself
>>157325148Where is he going now? Go to Palmeiras, glad he left, deep inside I was tired of following this commie club
>>157325302Are u unironically a memepiss stan?
He cameHe saw He wonAbout times niggas fuck off with revisionismGabigol, Borré, Braithwaite, Hulk all near or over 2m per month and none of them did shit, you’re telling me this guy who won 3 titles with curintia isn’t worth it?It’s not like they were paying him anyway and it’s not like they’d even try to sort their finances out if he weren’t there
Rafael did it again
gol du
>>157325306Tourist
>>157325312Overrated as fuck16 goals in 2 years
surprise perro fresco
>>157325203He's been antagonistic towards the club's board which all Corinthians fans hate.>>157325209They owe him money. A lot of money. This extension was a way to solve things amicably.
>>157325358cute doguinho :3
Evening lads, what’s the difference between Libertadores and Copa Sudamericana? Is it like Champion’s and Europa League?
>>157325358Perro bongos.
It's pretty easy to make a case for Depay>he still had market in europe>corinthians went out of the way to sign him pretty much on europe tier wages>doesn't pay>he still succeedsif you consider the exposure, shirt sales, the fact that winning copa do brasil increases the assets of the club, he's right, even worse because they enrolated for weeks just to back down in the end
>>157325438Proclaim
>>157325445>>he still had market in europeWhere?
>>157325438yes but the cup my team is playing is always the most important
Does anyone have the Cyber Alfaro pic?
ensuciantes de la garcha not like this.
>>157325451if he lowered his wages? top 5 leagueswith his current ages probably on turkey he was 30
>>157325471how many times are you gonna ask for this
>>157325485>if he lowered his wagesThen he didn't have a market
Corinthians will NEVER leave the transfer ban
>>157325485How much does he earn? Explain it in Nerman units
>Making business with commies You had it coming
>>157325545transfer bans are a joke, san lorenzo and indendiente get one every 6 months and they still get dozens of players
>>157325050>>157325058>>157325071>>157325074well, those darn trikas
>>157325605empate na altitude é vitória
>>157325567O Brasil é um país sério
>>157325619>vasco was given 20 years to pay back 2 million usd for a random bagre players from ñuls
>>157325616if that was true it would be called vitória, not empate
>>157325641é figura de linguagem
>>157325657Por que você não coloca a língua na minha figura?
aguirre and medelheroes of the unsent email from 2024
Vasco and palmeiras are receiving USaid
>>157325665gifted that freak
o são paulo ganhou de 1 a 1
>>157325699goleada!
>>157325665gozou nesse cheiroso
>>157325699é isso verdade?
>>157325699Biggest tie since bunker hill
I fuckin hate espnf90colombia like you can't imagine
God fucking dammit my São Paulo is such a failure
a stoppable force (boca) vs a movable object (sp)sula quartas, coming to a /copalib/ near you
um cara gostoso (boca) vs um maluco guloso (san pau), olha essa poha no Ge TV patrocinador oficial da canarinha
>>157325449>Podrian entrar >RamplaNah it's Peñarol, Nacional, Defensor, Danubio, River and Wanderers in that order
>>157326029low hanging fruit etc
>>157326063You know what else is hanging low?
>>157326094the millionaire club?
>>157326124Close, but it's BBBBasco.
>>157324872Culombian teams are addicted to transvegan dick, so it's over
>>157325719Você é queridê
paqueta phonk edit
>>157321086>shakingToo soon.
paqueta chonk edit
Deixa eu ver se entendi, o Memphis 6 milhões por mês Depay está triste que o clube nao vai renovar o contrato e ainda ameaçou publicamente? rsEsses negros europeus sao mais arrogantes que judeus
Niggas say that but the moment you call them mono they activate their Lula endorsed panic button and you get the bope in your ass.
do not talk about our blacks
Question for some retro football nerd out here. Why didn't Argentina take any Boca Jrs players to the 1978 WC
>>157325747Stop the hate
Confrontos em M𝐚t𝐚-M𝐚t𝐚 for𝐚 do RS : I | 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟴 | Brasileirão - Semifinal I| 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟮 | Copa do Brasil - QuartasI | 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵 | Seletiva - OitavasI | 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟰 | Sul-Americana - 2ª FaseI | 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟴 | Sul-Americana - 1ª Fase? | 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 | Copa do Brasil - Quartas Internacional 5 x 0 Grêmio
>>157328025They weren't good enough hence preferring River Plate players which are from an objectively better team.
Now give me the troca troca official list
>>157328093I ran out of characters.
When I woke up, I was in another world and beans were overpowered?!
>>157328152Memphis on his first day in brazil.
>binter loses grenal>baldasso gets even more bald
Niggas posting at 5am wondering why they get sleepy at 11am:thinkingface:
A terrible thought just crossed my mind. I pray that our dirigentes aren't stupid enough to sign Memphis to replace late John Kennedy.
dirigenchis
>>157320835Thank you bro >>157324765Underrated post
Nigga bumping his own post.
>>157328402I had a dream
That's what all the blacks say.
>>157328382300 million for rapper Memphis
>>157328424Only a black guy would say this
>>157328428
Ynr Ubeda
Me encantan las mujeres Argenchina
>>157328594OZEMPIC'D
>>157328594big fish eye
are gambas going for depays head?
Reminder to support Millonarios
>>157328599I look like this.
>>157328641I'd rather re destribute their wealth
>>157328726Support Millonarios FC.
AGORA!! As EQUIPES que jogam a Sul Americana fizeram propostas para Memphis Depay e estão dispostos a assumir o salário do Holandês. As equipes: - Botafogo - Vasco da Gama - Bragantino - Atlético Mineiro - São Paulo - Santos Where will memphis go?
>>157328750redbull bragantino should be a good sugar daddy candidate
we win today
>playing De primera game>I’m coaching Remo>paranaense entregó las nalgas
*5
>>157328750obvious falseflag by depay's agent
There Is No Bidet and I Must Shit
>>1573277676 milhões? tudo isso?
>>157328750Parabienbenens Mephis "Money" Thepay to riber
Who the fuck names their kid "memphis"?
>>157328734>Millonarios FC is owned by Amber Capital (82%), a New York investment fund with offices in London, presided by Joseph Oughourlian a french lobbyst owner of El Pais and several online and paperback newspapers in PortugalHoly lack of soul that team is plastic
I'm just eating beansI know that's farting lovefart with the plastic beansI know that's farting love
>>157328750It's not Sudamericana teams. It's four first division clubs playing South American competitions that approached his staff. At least according to GE. This means Fluminense, Flamengo, Palmeiras, Cruzeiro and Mirassol are also suspects.
>>157328750Welcome to sao paulo
>>157328887farted so strong that lost touch of the feet
Please God make it stop
>>157328641Is your family in Pereira alright?
>>157328849It is lol. Azul y Blanco S.A
>>157328776gashardo to mengo?
>>157328914>ele peidou o corinchiansWhat a rude fellow.
>>157328934agachate que te rompo el orto jaajjajajaaj
>>157328960that doesn't even rhyme
>>157328960Kkkkkkk regalou
>>157328918I called them and everyone is okay, no damage to their house too.
>>157328798Just take a shit, and use toilet paper, your clean your ass well when you get home. Or take a shower
>>157329007But doctor, I am home. And I showered two hours ago.
man shut up
happy evangelic day copalib
>>157329022>>157328984shower as many times as possible, specially if your butthole is dirty or it’s summer
your asshole has less creases than mine so that makes you gay
>>157329034I wish we could send them all to forced labor camps
>>157329034But is not october 1st yet (or was it 31st?)
>>157329045Al Pacino said this exact line in Cruising
>>157328734MOAR
would you be on this list?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCpdlTA5Tk
>Ganso, Cano, Hulk, Soteldo, MemphisWho can stop fluzão?
>>157329148Artritis
>>157329148literally anything
>>157329148Mário is trying to turn into the Brazilian Riquelme
riquelmi
>>157329148a mild gust of wind
>>157329148A 20 year old who had a good meal 40 minutes before the game.
>>157329148the 60 minute mark
Flapress é putaria kkkkkkk
Fábio (43)Renê (36)Thiago Silva (41)John Lennon Couto (16)Samuel Xavier (34)Martinelli (23)Ganso (37)Hercules (24)Hulk (39)Cano (38)Memphis (33)DT: Zubeldia (27)
man why the hell are there 5 games at 7pm today
>>157329217can john lennon pick up the pieces?
>>157329223which one will you watch
>>157325497I get so deluded whenever I see that beautiful meme of him looking up full of hope with "I wanna know what love is" playing in the background. Paraguay deserves success after the pathetic rig suffered in 2010
>>157329204Geez dude, that's a big if, but these faggots won't care and neither does whoever consumes this.
>>157329237platense v coquimbo
>>157329258alright me too, we can talk about the game while it's happening
>>157329258>>157329279will you both hold hands too?
>>157329298maybe I willmaybe I'll give her a deep tongue kiss as well and then walk her home, what you gon' do 'bout it, huh?
>>157329204Cantarelli is awful, but you should stop being a litle bitch
>>157329314maybe kill you
>>157329217just like my animovies
>>157324790Reminder that>MLS pays on average 3 times more than the ARG 1st div>MLS aims to hire under 22 yo foreing players>MLS starters play about the same amount of matches per season, but MLS teams have first class gyms and installations such as medical facilities>You get to live in the US and people don't crowd you for a picture on the streets or threaten to kill your grandma if you don't score>Worst thing that can happen to you at a MLS stadium is to be called a fascist by some blue haired lib>Here they train their aim to squirt piss filled bottles in your face at corner kicksPic related, he would be playing for free and losing at San Lorenzo, instead he's the top scorer and earns over a million bucks a season. MLS will steal all of our 7 - 7,5/10 players and tank our foundational quality pool.
“Caixa? O Flamengo não tem! O Flamengo não tem dinheiro. Se alguém falar que tem, é mentira! Tanto que o Flamengo teve que pedir antecipação de patrocinador para poder viabilizar algumas contratações. O orçamento desse ano foi praticamente tomado pela contratação do Lucas Paquetá.”Gilmar Ferreira, no Sportv.
>>157329467dont listen to flapress
I just want to see Memphis at Palmeiras
>>157329489sorry, he will go to bokita
soccer
>>157329507They don't have that kind of money
>>157329533:(
>>157329525suomi
please fuck off memphis debosta
>>157329450>mercau>7.5+>crowded by peopleAnon he's a shitter, and still is. He didn't get minutes in a San Lorenzo team that had less than 20 players. He went to MLS because his career is dead, he already lost all of his money due to his representante selling him to Palmas or Elche. He's going to retire at 32.
Ha relatos verídicos e seguros de que a torcida do Fluminense só não invadiu o campo ontem no Maracanã por estar em menor número
>>157329316kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157329597
why do the jews want them to be black and eat beans
96% of copalibers fail this simple question
>>157329686here
>>157329686Down, the top of each stair step has a little overhand.
>>157329686
>>157329686your mom is going down on me
>>157329686The cat? Vasco.
>>157329733Dont do this to the cat
>>157329686gato en la B
Who wants to be the ship's cook?
>>157329797O que porra é uma vaga?
>>157329797its my time
>>157329816vagas imediatas = number of people hired immediatelyvagas CR = waiting list (possibly called later)
>>157328594This bitch ruined Furiosa
>>157329820for what?
>>157329825900 niggas waiting to be a moco de máquinas?
>>157329797me
>>157329844Yes, that's an estimate of how many people the company needs to work at their oil rigs and ships. It's a good salary too, there are a lot of bonuses besides the nominal salary and you work in shifts so you have long breaks,
>>157329797i wonder if life at sea is a romantic life like the books i read or super shitty instead
>>157329863My father worked at sea for 33 years and it's not romantic at all, trust me. But the pay is good and he worked for 14 days and then stayed 21 at home.
>>157329120Briana Smith
>>157329574Yeah anon, not like Diego Valeri did multiple millions playing on a shittier era of MLS when Bover looked down on him for years him being a solid midfielder for years at Lanús.And you are not reading quite right, I'm not talking about great players, I'm talking about good enough. You know, 45% of the league.
press f to pay respects
>>157329862>at their oil rigs and shipsI don't know why I thought those were positions for a fulbo club.
>>157329686Out of my house. Animals do not belong in the house.
>>157329894I wish
>>157329879what do the people in the ship do in their free time?
>>157329917>>157329917>>157329917
>>157329905They have football fields, gyms and gaming rooms. The general population (not the big bosses) shares their rooms between 4 people. You can also watch tv and browse the internet, idk. Maybe cheat on your wife with a female coworker.
>>157329905gay buttsecs
>>157329863It's neither. There's no glamour or sense of adventure to shipping, but pay and schedules are usually pretty good. At least for the jobs Brazilians take. There are some really nasty employers that don't offer their seamen the best conditions, but those usually employ Filipinos, South Asians and Eastern Europeans.
>>157323394Colombia fight back, pls
>>157330023I unironically once thought about moving to Israel. Glad I didn’t, what a shithole full of schizos
>>157330098what a horrible thought
