HeadlinesBears' Bryant has knee surgery, out 4-6 monthsVikings name Murray starting QB over McCarthyTafoya wins GOP Senate primary in MinnesotaEx-QB Hasselbeck joins effort to find CTE in livingSource: Ravens get good news on Wiggins injuryNacua exits with groin soreness; Garrett sidelinedCBS: 'No timetable' on Romo's future after arrestCarter on Hurts' increased speed: 'Like a movie'Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&is=LrvvxCKtYTe8Xxy4
My Chargies!
Don't run when it comes
Where did it all go wrong, lads?
yeah, we're winning at least four games
>>157330116Auraless. Herb went full bitchmode. Will never win a playoff game after that embarrassing showing with his nepo jew gf at camp.
Friendly reminder that I was right about this guy
>>157330125Wrong? We got Nando thanks to these two. I praise them everyday.
reminder: the broncos are the only team that CANONICALLY exists in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
>>157330164>Buzzwords buzzword buzzwordDo any modern politicians have original thoughts?
>>157330099
About to turn 38 Kirk Cousins, the Franchise The undisputed QB1 in Vegas>Head coach Klint Kubiak named Kirk the starter to open camp due to his strong offseason performance, leaving Mendoza working with the second and third units initially, but Mendoza saw increased first-team reps in August while displaying improved mobility, pocket presence, and red-zone accuracy.Mendoza is expected to see extensive playing time in the Raiders' preseason opener against the Arizona Cardinals.
The world isn't ready for Nine's genius
Rammies football in three days :O
>>157330193>a bust AND arrogantHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he’s never starting again. Waste of a pick, window never open
Maxx Crosby remains a member of the Las Vegas Raiders, but trade rumors linking him to the Dallas Cowboys continue to swirl. Owner Jerry Jones recently confirmed Dallas actively pursued him earlier this offseason.During one of the recent Nightcap podcast episodes, former NBA player Joe Johnson admitted that Crosby hit Cousins on purpose to force the Dallas Cowboys to make a move for him."Y'all know Crosby want to be in Dallas, man… He's trying to do whatever he can to get on up out there man, go come to Dallas. Yeah, yeah, he hit the quarterback on purpose… yeah, he want him to be pissed off… see, yeah, go get me out," Johnson said.
>>157330173>modern
>>157330134Herbo making ya seethe cause he's smashing some Khazar cooter?
>>157330181
>>157330317Not gonna happen lel
>>157330385He comes off as completely insane
Vikings QB Battle: Called After Only Two-Weeks: Murray named QB1The Vikings’ training camp started on August 1, where both McCarthy and Murray were given equal reps to show their prowess. And by the end of the first week, team insiders reported that Murray was emerging as the “clubhouse leader”.Insiders noted that Murray’s experience and superior on-field processing gave him a distinct edge over McCarthy. He proved to be more precise and decisive under pressure. Simultaneously, Murray flashed elite arm talent in camp, turning heads by going a perfect 8-for-8 in early full-team drills, including five straight completions to WR1 Justin Jefferson.Having shown his brilliance, by the second week of camp, coaches began to favor Murray, shifting the first-team snap counts to a lopsided 75-25 split in his favor, which eventually paved the way for Murray to become the QB1 of the Minnesota Vikings.Long-term questions around McCarthy do rise now.“Unfortunately for J.J., he has also struggled with his accuracy in camp,” Vikings insider Kevin Seifert said on SportsCenter this week.As things stand, J.J. McCarthy is signed through 2027 and will serve as Kyler Murray’s primary backup.
I got 64 uncooked at wings at safeway for $15, football season gonna be good.
>>157330389too based for the Bears 2bh
>>157330384Seethe? No just second hand embarrassment.
>>157330317That trade was pure BS. It shoould be talked about more
>>157330385Why's he so angry
>>157330385>>157330389Every single successful NFL coach has been highly autistic. It turns out, though, that every unsuccessful one has been highly autistic as well.
>>157330413smol pp
>>157330424>Every single successful person has been highly autisticWhat i've learned in lie
Did you guys watch Hard Knocks yet?
>>157330403>uncooked wingsYeah generally we refer to uncooked things as "raw">football season gonna be goodWere you planning on eating them throughout the season?
Sexual relations with an NFL player's mom.
>>157330385Can’t wait to post this when the Bears are 3-10
>>157330164I didn't even realize she had left NBC or whatever network she was at
>>157330463Yeah, I split em up and froze em. Found a copycat recipe that tastes exactly like pizza huts burnin hot buffalo sauce over the summer too.
>>157330385You're not that guy pal
>>157330365If you look at the political histories of all nations you will be presented with an incredible amount of original political thought.
>>157330478Based. I finally perfected my process for making good teddies, probably gonna bust them out a couple times this season.
>>157330490Nice I did the same, thatdudecancook flours the chicken then dunks it in water and then dredges it in flour again and gets that KFC like crust with all of the craggly bits.
I think people overblow the NFL's QB development issues, it's not like there were franchise QBs flying out of college in decades past, and we've had a number of rookie QBs capable of immediately performing at a high level in their first or second years. Shitters like Richardson and McCarthy wouldn't have succeeded on any team in any era, they just don't have it.
My tomato plants finally have some tomatoes on the vines, was about to give up on them.
Anyone else feel like last year's playoffs really discredited and weakened the prestige of the Super Bowl? Its like no one cares or remembers the Seahawks won because the whole playoffs were just so random and forgettable. NFL might have a real problem if these random one and done teams keep winning.
>>157330535That's pretty late in the season, when did you start them?
>>157330568Bix would never
>>157330568Get this shit off my genny!!!
>>157330500I do the same except my wet dredge is a mix of buttermilk and corn flour, I also use a 2:1 ratio of flour to potato starch along with a teaspoon of baking powder for my dry dredge. I also cut chicken thighs into strips instead of using tenderloins.
>>157330146This is called predictive programming and the bronkies are your nfl champies
reminder: eli has a hall of fame worthy career and will be inducted
>>157330598He'll get in because it's the Hall of *Fame*, not the Hall of *Pest Players*. I think he'll be one of the worst players in the Hall though.
God I want to quit my job and just post here all day
>>157330573Indoors in february but it's been so hot out they weren't producing because of stress, but they are now. It won't start getting cold til mid october so they still have time.
My bronkies!!
>>1573305982 superbowl wins against Brady is insane
>>157330489Not from every or even the average politico though, snootdoot
>>157330146In the DC universe, Hines Ward returned kickoffs
>>157330622The Giants pass rush was insane in both of those Super Bowls.
>>157330408Why?
>>157330193how did this retard get drafted #10 overall? harbaugh limited his throws because he sucked and his tape confirmed he sucked
>>157330598>2 SBMVPsAt least one of the those should have gone to [insert defensive player]
>>157330645>should have
>>157330461>unlocked JSN>took Shartnold under his tutelage like he did Goff and raised his confidence>literal scene where he does MacDonalds job better than himIm fully convinced now Cooper Kupp is the reason why you fags won last year. Still in my eyes one of the biggest mistakes of the McVay era, you keep that sort of talented mind in your building at all costs, and it wasnt going to cost a thing cause he basically begged to come back. Crazy how even our fuck ups have franchise altering Ramifications for the rest of the league. I love my team.
>>157330643
>>157330643>dood an Irish qb from meatchicken he’s le tom Brady
>>157330677More like Seahawkifications
>>157330461No ensouled being watches that slop
which will end up having the best career?>>157330645
>>157330692If it werent for our new Jewish allies in Los Angeles I would have called you a slur.
>>157330705Unironically gayleb because of Ben
>>157330677He should have just been a coach from the start, because he's always been a mid WR>b-b-but 2021Outlier season doesn't convince me
>>157330501People don't like hearing this but the floor for an average QB is higher than it has been in the past. The only reason people say that modern QBs are worse is because they only remember the handful of all time great QBs that played when they were younger and compare them to literally every QB playing in the league. There's also the fact that modern QBs have less command of the offense but that's more on coaches nowadays being control freaks and wanting to make the ultimate call.
>>157330705
>>157330682>strengths>chip on shoulder>adequate >weaknesses >everything you need to be a pro QB >draft grade>1st round
>>157330705Caleb, probably
>>157330721Calling a triple crown an “outlier” is as close to false as a technically true statement can get
>>157330721Kupp's 2021 season is HOF worthy. But it will be used for Stafford.
>>157330705You could say either Caleb, Maye, or Nix because they all have great coaches guiding them. Daniels will probably have to carry the Commanders more often than not throughout his career plus there are injury concerns with him.
>Josh Allen training camp INTMinimal impressions >Dak Prescott training camp INT Minimal impressions >Jalen Hurts training camp INT Millions of impressionsGenuinely the protagonist of the NFL. You NFL fans literally can't get enough of him. You LOVE Jalen Hurts, admit it.
>>157330747>He will be a successful starting QB in the NFL if he changes nearly everything about the way he plays
>>157330751I don't think you know what an outlier is
>>157330782>that one woman just taking a pic of herselfLmao
>>157330797A triple crown is an outlier season, yes. It doesn’t mean his other ones were bad. I’m not really sure why I’m the target of your pedantry and not the guy who originally used the term.
This is one of the pizzas I'll have at my Back to Football party tomorrow, starting a couple hours before sunset
>>157330805Tfti
>>157330099Remember when this guy tried to murder someone on the field?
>>157330805You're hosting a preseason party?
>>157330836Do you think he ever has moments of reflection where he realizes he was a few inches off of a potential criminal charge instead of being 1BHOF
I never root for injuries but how fucking funny would it be if Kyler tears his ACL and JJ becomes the starter again
What kind of owner do you have? The boring, bottom line over results type? Or the kind that will bottle up snow and sell it to fans because it's a Super Bowl season?
>>157330181Kek I outbench him by 15 kg
>>157330677Kupp was necessary to win the owl for the sale
>>157330613I started mine late, early March, and they've taken over and have produced a fucking mess of tomatoes since late July. You just need to rig up some shade for them during the heat of the day and they won't scorch and split.
>>157330677Yeah he's pretty cool to have around.
>>157330930How's your squat?
>>157330613It will never get cold again man haven’t you seen the news about el niñoooooo
>>157330805This slice is mine
>>157331034NTA. I just did 365 for sets of 8 yesterday on squat. When benching I usually work up to 315 for a couple sets of 4 and then do 275 for a couple sets of 6 or 8 depending on how I feelI’m also younger than Ben though
>>157330894Curry scammer, beyond that I literally don't know.
>>157331039>el niñoTranslated this means "the niño."
>>157331084Trve
>>157331084Based official translator
>>157330721>>157330751>>157330762>>157330804I removed the best receiving season from all but one of these guys. One of them is Cooper Kupp. The rest are mostly just Guys. Not bad receivers, but not players that anyone will remember for very long.
Which player or team would benefit most from some good old fashioned retardmaxxing?
I'm in a new city for college. Class starts Monday. Just had my first TA meeting todayI'm from New England, this city has an NFC team they apparently love. Should I adopt it as my NFC team or how does that work?
>>157331123>switching teams
Who's gonna tell him that he has Arthur Juan as his WR1?
>>157331123Were/are you a fan of the Pats? Which city are you in now? (just tell us, no one cares)Pending answers to those questions, most likely the verdict is: you can adopt them for casual support (i.e. you can be happy if/when they win) but not as a die-hard.
>>157331123Just say what city mate you are not going to be doxxed by being from New England and going somewhere new
>>157331123>>157331152Building on this anon’s answer: you may jokingly refer to the new city’s team as “Our [nickname],” but you must maintain your original loyalty when push comes to shove.
>>157331143I'm excited for the edit of this with "Drake Maye" or "Josh McDaniels" instead
Why are we all just glossing over the fact that not only has Jeff Stoutland left the Eagles, but they're also changing scheme and going to a new look run game?
>>157331143what happened to that guy from the eagles
>>157331178He was there last year and their line looked the worst it has in literally a decade
>>157331219Nah yours did
>>157331184He openly said winning wasn't good enough, and that dominating the opposing DB is more important than Championships to him. Mind you, he made this instagram post after a 4 catch, 122 yard, 2 TD performance against the Minnesota Vikings (Devonta Smith had 9/183/1)
Two more days
>$2,100 for a family of 4 to watch the razorcakesOH NO NO NO NO NO
AJ Brown was saying what everyone else was feeling about Hurts. Should have been more diplomatic about it though.
>>157331268Everything about this move has been wildly mismanaged
>>157331293shut the fuck up. everyone in buffalo (the people who actually matter) loves the new stadium
>>157331290>everyone elseaka, Literally nobody in the Eagles locker room except Kevin Patullo
>>157331315It looks like shit
>>157331320Shut the fuck up, Jalen.
>>157331315>peons love not being able to afford seeing a game, ackchyuallyNah that’s you that needs to shut the fuck up, billshill.
>>157331263He has to prove he can come off an injury
>>157331268Have to make that money back before they're back to winning only 4 games a season.
>>157331338Gonna cry about targets, then drop 3 passes in a playoff game again, Arthur?
>>157331315The stadium unveiling was so poorly received that the Bills themselves already promised changes
>this QB who can't even throw over the middle of the field has done nothing wrong and it's unreasonable for anyone to be frustrated with how he plays the game AJ will be vindicated
>>157331346You need to prove you're not a gay homo
>commit the largest amount of tax payer gibs of all time to building Lowmark Stadium>it looks like shit>fans get immediately priced out of attending games
>>157331381This ball hit him right in the palms in the dead center of the field
>>157331323I think it looks pretty neat
>>157331395okay. bend over and show me your bussy and see if i can resist poking your prostate
>>157331395I masturbate to a lot of lesbian porn so I don't need to prove anything
>>157331381Why did Jalen Hurts make AJ Brown say winning isn't enough
>>157331404This is just one game though. AJ is still that dude. If you want to play that game, then we can go over all the times AJ bailed Hurts out by still catching his shitty deep balls.
>>157331400The Bills donated $850M + overages to NY, who owns the stadium.NY got a $2.2B stadium for $0.85B, an instant profit of $1.35BNThe 6% tax on the stadium grounds is the same as a road toll on the highway. Only the people who use it pay taxes toward it.
jesterguild more like humiliation ritual guild
>>157331453That's from 2023, and that was an excellently thrown ball. AJ is definitely an upgrade in New England, but you're not getting the 1400 yard 10TD All Pro that the Eagles traded for.
double humilation ritual :>bears : black qb is also a homosexual bottom>vikings : male cheerleadersi dont think the packers have oneso the humilation goesbears >= vikings > packers > lions
>>157331178No one's "glossing over it", it's definitely a tough loss. But it's more of a long term problem. He was a god at developing players.In the short term, they have a lot of talent (the problem last season was injuries), and the coach they hired will be fine, maybe even great.
>kicking the ball like that I'm starting to think that the rest of the team doesn't respect hurts
>>157331483AJ will have more opportunities over the middle of the field since Drake Maye is actually capable of throwing it there. He's going to be amazing.
>>157331476detoilet education, ladies and gentlemen
>>157331500Love that you're weak to propaganda. Let me ask you this. When Sirianni was the OC for Philip Rivers in Indy, and Rivers had by far his career lows in over the middle passing, was it because Rivers suddenly became incapable of the act?
>>157331543rivers was cooked at that point and his arm strength collapsed
>>157331542enjoy your black and possibly gay qb faggot
One thing I want all of you to notice, is that the AJ Brown defender in this red at no point has tried to counter the idea that AJ Brown values his personal statistics over winning
Tua is on the Falcons? What the fuck did I miss?
>>157331543He was in the twilight of his career
One thing I want all of you to notice, is that the Gaylen Squirts defender has yet to acknowledge his deficiencies as a passer and why that would frustrate teammates.
>>157331453What have you done for me lately league, bucko
>>157331455>NY got a $2.2B stadium for $0.85B, an instant profit of $1.35BNHoly kek. The type of guy who thinks buying something he doesn’t really want on sale is profiting >>157331420Based same here. I truly don’t get why normalfags want to see a throbbing cock in their prawn
>>157331663Omg I’m noooooooooticing
the lions will surely win the north habibi
>>157331381>>157331500This is such a lazy meme. Hurts has been successful throwing over the middle, it's just been low volume. You can question whether his efficiency will hold up with a larger volume, but saying "he can't throw over the middle" is just flat wrong.
KangzBurrsPackshits(L)ionsFinal answer!
>>157330125When they left Oakland
>>157331638>He was in the twilight of his careerFor exactly one season? He just happened to have a completely unprecedented loss of arm strength and it just happened to be pure coincidence that a change in system took place at the same time?
>>157331799What's the question?
If Drake Maye is to win a super bowl, he is going to have to do something that only Jalen hurts has done in the past 30 years.
>>157330125When they fired Gruden, the 1st time.
>>157331812LA*
>>157331850Oakland the first time*
>>157331120Kupp is lower middle, yeah?
>>157331818That’s typically how it happens, youngin. One day you’re just more winded than usual and it never goes back. Appreciate what you have
>>157331834Breddy sure Elway did it too
>>157331867Horses aren't people.
I hate absolutely everything about Colorado except for my Bronkies
>>157331895Bit racist, innit?
>>157331859Nope, that's Darrell Jackson
>>157331910Horses aren't a race, either.
Darius Cooper >>>> AJ Brown
is this accurate?
>>157331917What about racehorses?
>>157331942Those are horses partaking in races, rather than a specific race of horses
>>157331794He's literally bottom third of the league in efficiency. There's a reason he doesn't do it, he's not good at it.
>>157331898Even Santiagos?
>>157331932the chargers should have vomit stains printed on their jerseys and piss stains on their pants to save them the time in the playoffs
>>157331932Buy an ad
>>157330589Step aside, we got an actual professional deep fry chad in the thread
>>157331932chargers dont deserve to be on the list, and only the kelly green eagle jerseys are good.Dolphins should be on here as well.
One of you faggots need to fry me some green tomatoes
>>157331953Oh hey he's trying to force feed AJ during AJ's emo phase
>>157330589Sounds delicious but you don’t consider thighs a little too fatty to then fry especially with such a thick wet dredge? Last thing I deep fried was gator tail lol
>>157331263FUCK!
>>157331953>He's literally bottom third of the league in efficiencyWhere do you see that?>Hurts doesn't throw in the middle of the field often compared to his peers, even if the numbers are good when he does throw in the middle of the field. Since the 2022 season, Hurts is 77-of-99 throwing between the hashmarks (77.9%) for 855 yards with 10 TD to 3 INT. His 123.7 passer rating is second in the NFL, behind only Lamar Jackson -- who has 40 more attempts between the hashmarks than Hurts.
>>157331953>There's a reason he doesn't do itBecause scheme doesn't allow for it. It's the old Mount Union scheme and it's been that way since before you were born.
>>157332000Thigh meat tastes better and won't be as dry. I like it better than using white meat.
>>157332011But an ad
>>157332006bro the phrasing makes it sound like the NFC South is the best one, there seems to be issues with all the others. I like this
>>157331983They're a little tricky to find tee bee que h
>>157332026You ever sousvide the chicken breast before a 400° F flash fry? My imaginary friend in my head swears by it
>>157332116Just go outside and pull sone off your tomato plant. I'll grab some off mine. It's summer, you do have a tomato plant, right?
>>157331956Nigga I'm not driving to Castle Rock for mid Mexican food
>>157332164My mom does actually
>>157332020>Jalen Hurts ranked 21st in middle-of-the-field efficiency during the 2025 regular season.>0.172 EPA/attempt (21st among qualified QBs)>Hurts' efficiency over the middle was significantly lower than the league leaders — C.J. Stroud (0.694 EPA/att) and Lamar Jackson (0.666 EPA/att) were about 4x more efficient and his relatively low volume (31 attempts) suggests Philadelphia may have avoided targeting the middle of the field with Hurts compared to other top QBs.
>>157331898Even Casa Bonitas?
>>15733217621/32 puts him just inside the top 2/3 :^)
caleb williams takes BWC in his bussy
The NFC South won't be the worst division forever.
he's called hurts because it hurts to watch him play>>157332212it's literally not even the worst division now nor has it been for quite some time, that's the NFCN, colloquially known as the jesterguild on the National Football League general on the sports board of the frog website 4chan.org
>>157332212Is it true that Caleb Williams is a tremendous homosexual?
>>157332212It's usually the AFC south, once the Jags and Gexans return to earth it will be again
Approximately 26 hours until the beginning of the mendoza era
>menblowza
Why doesn't anyone believe in us?
>>157331898Our outdoors are nice, esp for skiing
>>157332288I'll probably watch the Raiders since my team doesn't play until Saturday
>>157332318Kyler is 4’11 and jj is mentally ill
>>157332349I don't think the Vikings will be outright bad. They can still win 9-11 games and make the playoffs with Murray.
>>157332318Blame 9
>>157332358yeah i think people are shortselling (lol) murray as well
>>157332358Lol
>>157332288Neck yourself pedo
>>157332358>and make the playoffs with Murray.tall order
remember when the colts magically went 8-3 before daniel jones got an achilles injury? it'd be neat if this year they made the surprise playoff run everyone thought they were going to last year
>>157332358Vikes MIGHT sneak into the playoffs but they’re getting rekt in the WC
would you rather start anthony richardson or jj mccarthy?
>>157332429Is AR injury prone?
should the seahawks pony up 2 1s for crosby to keep up in the NFCW arms race? they have both the picks and cap space to pull it off
>>157332446yes
>>157332176>2025The numbers I cited are more representative of him as a passer.Patullo is a terrorist. He never called any coherent route concepts. The throws over the middle last year we're probably all TE curls or something like that.
>it's a retard accidentally sends an email to all 2,400 employees then other retards start replying all to remove them from the email resulting in outlook slowing down and eventually crashing when i have a time sensitive email to send out by the end of the day episode :/anyway go jags
>>157332464It looks like she’s reacting to the flash, but she must have turned around before the flash came on, right?
>>157332318Cursed team that's never won any game that mattered. Shit roster with a couple stars that are overrated. Completely incompetent and incoherent plan for building a winning team, more conspicuously seen in the QB depth chart.
Kek
>>157332494She's standing in front of a mirror, anon.
>>157332225It kind of does: he's so safe and efficient, you expect him to do some crazy shit but he makes the safe play drive after drive, it's boring to watch.
>>157332497now post Lombardi's per team
>>157332507He doesn't leave his house, I don't think he understands whats happening in that photo or where it is
>>157332497This is their year though
>>157332540Oh ok, well I guess that settles it
>>157332540HOL' UP
the only team this bears squad has blown out is the browns
Who's gonna win Shit Mountain this year?
>>157330551Playoffs were fucking kino especially wildcard weekend wtf are you talking about? If anything, it's the Superbowl that was a borefest
what's this body type called?
>Egbuka has a sprained toethat sounds like the kind of nagging injury that will persist the entire year
>>157332524It’s in a Starbucks. The fatty wanted to get a mirror picture with them both facing the same direction so it looked like they were standing next to one another. However, the photo seems like she’s reacting to the flash, when she must have reacted upon first noticing the camera.You can kys now
>>157330551Lemme guess you're too young to remember how bonkers the 2000s NFC was
>>157332612Id just tell him to go ride the stationary bike until it heals desu
>>157330551If Super Bowl LIII didn't kill the prestige, nothing will
>>157332603Ozempic Orangutan
>>157332497
which game are we, as unbiased football enjoyers, watching tomorrow?
I don't have any respect for vikings fans. Does anyone here remember getatan?
>>157332464No, last time John traded first round picks was for Jamal Adams and it was a big waste. He was good for the year and then went to shit.
>>157332616no shit. the average 4chanian is 24 years old
>>157332644I only wanna watch the Panthers
>>157332644>watching preseason games that >your team isn't playing inWatching your own team play is for sickos as it is, though understandable if you're curious about camp battles or who will make the roster. Watching as a neutral is fucking insane.
clocks?
>>157332664Yeah.
>>157332664clocks means watches, grandpa
>>157332664So when the Cowgirls go one and done again who gets fired?
>>157332693Nobody. Jerry likes holding onto lap dogs as long as possible because he wants everything to be about him.
>>157332664Clocks means gold, like 24 hours in a day you got 24 karat gold, they want the chains, they want the jewlery>>157332683Well yeah but only if they're gold or another precious metal.
seriously, who can stop this offense?
>>157330125when Al Davis started to get dementia. Also when they traded Gruden after 01
>>157332603Hank Hill ass
>>157332706This is the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. They just need Nathaniel Hackett to finish the group.
>>157331381AJ Brown didnt have a problem with Tannehill. Just saying
>>157332718Tanny wasn't ranked over AJ Brown in the NFL top 100 every year they played together
>>157332714>Nathaniel Hackett>hmmm i wonder what happened to him>checks>is the OC of the cardswhy do people keep hiring him?
>>157332603he skipped leg day
>>157332734listen, tanny was a good qb in tennesse, and he made throws that hurts couldnt make. Now am I saying Tanny is better than hurts all time? no, but tannehill could make throws that pocket passers make
>>157332743I genuinely have no idea. Maybe he's just likeable.
>>157332750More like tannyssee
how retarded do you have to be to get scammed by the GM of a different team?
uf joey gets knocked out of multiple games due to injury again this season, is it over for him?
>>157330385What happened to the 2013 Broncos again?
>>157332802They lived happily ever after
>>157330385>>157332802It's not a story the Bears would tell you.
>>157330385similar vibes
>>157330401i just don't get how anyone ever thought mccarthy would be goodhe was in a run-first offense in college where they always had huge leads and they never asked him to do anythinghe is tall and strong, but so are 100 other qbs every year, he is more like craig krentzel or chris simms than anyone who every accomplished anythingit just baffles me how top decision makers who make millions of dollars saw him and said "this is the guy"i don't even blame him, he just should have been a 5th round developmental guy at best, why the fuck did the media and some teams get smitten by him?
>>157332771>Hasn't played a playoff game in 4 yearskwab
Asked my gay friend if he thought gayleb was a top or bottom and he confirmed he's a power bottom
The Cowboys are the only NFC team to not play in a conference finals this century.
>>157332857because of his school. that's it.
>>157332871
>>157332857They think CFP national titles are a QB stat like nfl wins
>>157332857If you can throw a pass without falling down b1g media think you're amazingThey tried to get Drew Allar in to the first round
>>157332870Nobody cares what your retarded friend thinks. GODleb is a top.
>be eagles >your biggest fan is a fat pedoVOLUMES
>>157332802I still can't believe that 2013 Peyton was the greatest single season QB of all time and 2015 Peyton was a dilapidated corpse who could barely play
>>157332891nothing to do with this simple statement>>157332871also all your fans are fat mexicans and yankee/warrior/heat/knick/laker(depending on the year) fans
>>157332891>92
>>157332891>pedoyou're a fucking retard
>>157332889but like I said about craig krentzel, and then there's hackenberg, kirk heirbstreit, tom brady, bellasari, drew stanton, kirk cousins, etci could go onthere's dozens of guys with that big/tall/white profile who weren't picked that high and played at a big ten schoolwhat was it about jj mccarthy that completely fooled scouts and media?
>>157332891>CHIP KELLY WHAT'S GOODyou just had to be there
>>157332921he literally describes himself as a non offending pedophile now
>>157332922I answered you >>157332888 AND got trips and you didn’t check them or accept my response :/
>>157332929>heh, I'm a non offending murderer that just means you're not a murderer
>>157332921Let me guess, "UMMMM AKSHUALLY HE'S NOT TECHNICALLY A PEDOPHILE, HE'S A HEMAGENOPHILE BECAUSE SHE WAS 12.34444445 YEARS AND 231 DAYS OLD."
>>157332891I remember this guy, he was funny. Whatever happened to him?
>>157332936excellent bait
>>157332938yeah this is why i call them child molesters cant use the jewish pilpul to minimize
>>157332664This is cringe, comes off as super tryhard, like he's trying to be a leader but isn't naturally.
>>157332643....Miami bros....
>>157332940i accept your capitulation
>>157332603Super grim, like a skeleton everywhere but then he has this big gut. Worst body type imaginable
>>157331404Then he acted like it wasn't a big deal after even though he lost them the game
>>157332930sorry brobut i didn't like your response>will howard>stetson bennett
why is the league trying to sabotage the chargers?
whats next for him
>>157331864>One day you’re just more winded than usual and it never goes backIf you don't take care of yourself, never work out, and eat like shit, sure.
>>157332981herbert makes them irrelevant in the playoffs anyway
>>157332011>The NFC SouthOkay that one is pretty funny
>>157332963>Worst body type imaginableyou sure?
>>157330894I dont know a single thing about this dude and that seems to be a relatively good thing
Autism
>most hyped Giants team in years but Matt Nagy is actively destroying Jaxson Dart the way Jason Garrett ruined Daniel Jones
>>157332891He's not a real fan. He's from California and picked the Eagles randomly. He had never actually been to Philadelphia until recently. He's just some weird freak, not >our fault.
>>157333023he's pretty based except for the shyster shit he pulled to move the browns to baltimore. then again, fuck cleveland and all of ohio
>>157332888Plenty of national title winning QBs don't get drafted in the 1st round
Seems like chicago bears fans are insecure about the their homosexual black QBS who likes big cocks in his bussy
>>157333018what's this body type called?
WHY CAN'T MY TEAM JUST BE FUCKING GOOD? COME THE FUCK ON! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU ASSHOLES JUST PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL? STOP DOING THIS TO ME. I WANT TO ROOT FOR A GOOD FUCKING TEAM. COME THE FUCK ON FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>>157333045thats wings of redemption
>>157332981The NFL is afraid of >our power too. It happens pretty much every year. And >we win anyway.
Unironically unfair to Shedeur
>>157333018People that worship chains disgust me
redeem this bussy
>>157333056>preseasonI don't care. He's probably gonna play in the game anyways.
>>157333057>liking a company that's good enough to have hundreds of stores across multiple states or even countries is badwhat's wrong with you?
>>157333032>most hyped Giants team in yearsdamn. that's sad
>>157332603the pug
>>157333056>>157333060Gabriel mogs both.
>>157333032you guys haven't been good since bush was in the white houseeven then it was meme magic, you haven't had a truly good team since 2000 and a really dominant team since the 80sface it, to kids these days you're basically the jets
>>157333080
>>157333070I'm not saying you can't shop there and enjoy it, buddy. Learn some reading comprehension.
>>157333086The Jets are considerably more interesting. The gnats are mediocre and never should have moved on from Eli.
Learn some bussy comprehension.
Did we humiliate Brazil into hosting an NFL game again this year?
>2 minutes have passed since the last bussypostare we officially dead?
Took some risks with my first fantasy team
>>157333086>face it, to kids these days you're basically the jetsThis is what people missed about that John Harbaugh speech. He was trying to sell the prestige of being a member of the Giants to a generation of players who have known the Giants to be a league-wide joke since they were basically in middle school. They're the Tiffany franchise of the league but they've been the blue version of the Browns since 2017.
Took some risks with my first bussy.
My emo ravens
*first fantasy team this season.feeling good about my backs and WRs. Once again won the TE portion of the draft and bet on Dak
>>157333117well i know this is bullshit because my raidfeces havent won a playoff game since the Super Bowl run
This is why McDermott was fired.
>>157333039Name 104
>>157333132>Josh has so much help such as a defense that tackles worse than pop warner
>>157333126fat pussy
>>157333131Still more in the recent 25 years than the cowboys That’s really saying something
>>157333117Go Raiders!
>>157333125god I wish girls still looked like this
>>157332603Bill gets more pussy than I can ever dream of getting
The Maulers of Miami
>>157333170girls have never looked better you fucking queer
Bills didn't make Rich Eisens top 10 power rankings kek
>>157333125Aren't they wearing Rasm colors though?
>>157333223who?
>>157333215touc grass
>>157333170sauce?
>>157333223Especially strange since Josh married into the tribe. Maybe Kraft pulled some strings.
>>157333170>>157333215I don't care how girls look because I will never have the courage to talk to them
>>157333242i don't understand why he and other QBs don't go for the top female athletes
>>157333265you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>157333223Rich Eisen just wants to talk about TV shows and movies because his Jets are ass and will always be ass.
>>157333283She doesn't date guys like Allen
>>157333117keeeek chicanos on suicide watch
>>157333117And Skip will probably be dead in a couple years
>>157333283The new meta is marrying celebrities with more money than you so when you split they have to pay you alimony. Female athletes make enough to supplement their panera bread wages, sometimes.
>>157333311used to it tbqh
Bills vs Patriots in Week 15 was a great game. What other games should I watch highlights of?
>not a single future HoFer webm in daysBros... JJ lost xer best defender...
>>157333378Either Rams/Panthers game, they were both fun. Lions/Giants was a fun shit show. Bad game but hilarious was Cards/Titans.
>>157333354>new meta
damn, how faded is jsn?
>>157333018>nearly everyone on their phoneDoes anyone have a real experience anymore?
>>157333378Seattle @ LAI bet Seattle for the owl after that game
>>157333405Experience this bussy
I don't get why more teams don't take a chance promoting their internal staff to coordinator positions instead of digging through a pool of shitters where you already know what you're getting (Chip Kelly, Hackett, Nagy, etc.).
>>157333400Looks pretty faded
>>157333405>wanted to see a rock band in town >couldn't make it >they posted a vid of the concert >90% of the crowd was standing silently recording on their phones mobile internet and social media had destroyed mankind
>>157333378Bears vs 49ersBills vs Ravens2nd Seahawks vs Rams
>>157333399Yeah, Brady was the only one that really took advatage of it.
>>157332835>3-and-outs in 30 secondsfrankly that level of ineptitude was kind of impressive
>>157333144Josh has already started grumbling if the season crashes early he might force a trade probably home to 49ers
>>157333018Mr Putin, it’s time. Fire the RS-28s.
Everyone acts like they want 100% black QBs in the league then they bash 2 out of 3 of then that ever won anything.>Hurts wins a super bowl>carried>Russ wins a super bowl>carriedOnly Mahomes gets credit.All the other black QBs can't come close to a deep playoff but I have to hear every year about how their the ones changing the game. Lamar and Stroud and Ward etc are totally gonna be so good this year. All the black achievement is by QBs that people hate on constantly. What a bizarre culture.
>tua starting against the bronkiesEven in the preseason he might be sleepied
>>157333462But... they were carried. I don't think it's because they're black (outside of 4chan).
>>157333453the NFL was better when Chip Kelly was in it
>>157333464he has ascended beyond CTE
>>157333482What does that N stand for
>>157333457Yeah, I'm sure the 49ers could afford that trade. I wouldn't expect an urban mobile qb to understand math though.
>>157333498I understand and even appreciate the theory at work here but this is retarded
>>157333464Poor guy. Brain damage sucks.
>>157333502Nutter Butter
>>157333464Fuck him
>>157333482zoom zooms wouldn't understand
>>157333498How do I get a job working the nigger rotator?
>>157333498
>>157333541you have to convince your mum to retire first
Why do Floridians love pools so much?
>>157333543>sadness covers me like a blanket>tuck me in, let me die
>>157333543the bussy station is open
>>157333400QFC at 1am for fresh-ish sushi faded
>>157333482He was the Raiders OC last year
>>157333561Too stupid to find a body of water in Florida
>>157333498This would literally rip my shoulder out of its socket
>>157333561Because people piss in them. Floridians obviously love other peoples piss in their mouth. You're a Floridian aren't you?
>>157333462Russ is white, he pretended to be black once he went to Denver, and especially Pittsburgh, but he never fooled me.
>>157333571>highest paid OC in NFL history >sucked so bad he didn't even make it through a single season and got the entire carroll family exiled from the league legitimately impressive
>>157331542Nobody lives in Detroit. It's a fucking dump. Just a fancy casino district surrounded by absolute hell. If you want an accurate depiction of Detroit, play New Vegas.
Arian Foster
>>157333574scaled claws typed this post
>>157333611lol pussy
>>1573305512024 was so much worse.
>>157333627they let you out on parole?
>>157333650forgot my pic
>>157333498In 1940 a jewish man was tortured by Nazis in a contraption just like this. It was punishment for cursing a doctor during his forced reverse-circumcision where they used pieces of a lamp shade to form a new forskin. They called the torture device the "juedinentspannunger". He survived and later went on to help the allies win the war before having a family of his own in America. His future grandson? Julian Edleman.
>>157333583Of course none of us would be stupid enough to live in Florida. Right...?
>>157333677damn...
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157333498In 1840 an african slave was tortured by his master in a contraption just like this. It was punishment for refusing to participate in the common ritual of picking cotton in a coursette and high heels. They called the torture device the "buck-relaxer". He survived and later went on to help the North win the civil war before having a family of his own in Maryland. His future grandson? Caleb Williams
Da Gary Bears
>>157333734So... The what about the literal C logo for Chicago?
>>157333734Gay sex is illegal in Indiana, how can they do this to their superstar QB?
>>157333773
>>157333791>>157333773Nothing would please me more than this happening.
>>157333734nah this is wrong.
>>157333498In 2040 a 5' tall New Zealand man will be tortured by sheep in a contraption just like this. It will be punishment for lying to the sheep (his wife) about a past sexual encounter with a heterosexual black man during a routine mugging in America. They will call the torture device the "bussybaaaacker". He will never leave the device or post again on 4chan. The man? Only time will tell.
>>157333799C for Christopher
*wins the division*
>>157333848Coolest logo in the division at least
win this bussy
>>157333734Buy an ad
>>157333881Yes, the Chicago Bears should buy an ad on fucking 4chan
*Hammond Bears
>>157333740>t. Tariq Nasheed
>>157333901Fuck off, dov
>>157333734LMFAO what a bunch of cucked flyover mexicans
WRs are exhausting. Just be normal, man.
How to get big cheese eating Packers gf like this?
>>157333773CWAB
>>157333944they're everywhere in the Midwest/South, likely only fuck black guys though
>>157333944you're not man enough for them
>>157333924Steve Largent was also like this
>>157333966luckily he didn't have an instasnaplr and now just does washington lottery commercials with based kam
>>157333944>filming people in public to make fun of them or to jack off or bothPeople that do this should be ostracized from society
Kinoooo
>>157333992Silence, asterisk team of 15 minutes
>>157334011Rape isn’t kino Bronkek, acting like it’s a great matchup or something kek
Is someone Mad at the Hawks?
>>157334027Both teams in retros, it's sick. Dumb zoomer.
>>157334037>>157334011The throwback uniforms are great, but I always like when the Seahawks get to play their old AFCW rivals, particularly the Broncos.
>>157334037>Dude it’s like me olden times! “Kino”, as the kids on the television and film board would say!Do Bronco boomers really
>>157334045Well we're still mad at you for the Russ thing and SB48
>>157334047Seattle's retros are cool too you know
I too love when the Seahawks play the Bronkeks kek
>>157331123>Switching from the PatsWhat's wrong with you?
>>157334064Nah I don’t like them, too babby-colored. Their current unis are one of the best in the league thoughRetros are usually shit imo, there’s a reason they’re in the past
>awwww it's okay JJ we still believe in you! is there anything we can do to make you feel better ;)What the FUCK is happening in Minnesota??
>>157334079Why are you so autistic?
>>157334078I don't think I've ever heard a more shit take before
>>157334079>Kiwi fantasies before bed
>Humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual for the NFCN
>>157334078niggas like this are why cars only come in white now
>>157334090I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shittier uglier faggot
>>157334079Catamites are for starters ONLY
>>157331123You're allowed to root for up to 5 teams if they're part of a broship. For example:>Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship>Steelers/Eagles broship >Packers/Bucs/Colts/Bills broship >Patriots/Saints/Cowboys broship >Bears/Titans/Jets broshipYou just have to find the broship that works for you
>>157334114This is what thirdie bandwagonners actually believe
My phins
>>157334057Russ was so cash, in different ways, for both teams.
>>157334099Hey well fuck you, guy.
Give it up for the Gary Bearies
All bird teams are evil
>>157334079Would you trust a brain surgeon who mediates in the waiting room because he has "anxiety"?
>>157333299Rich is a Rams fan
>>157334114But there's no Berdship, they hate each other.
>>157334114>>Ravens/Wions/Broncos1 seed choke artists
>>157334140No he's not. He's been a Jest fan forever
>>157334142>4 birds in the nfc>only 1 in the afcHmm
>>157334152He's bald. Who the fuck cares what he thinks.
>>157334169>the AFC has two horse teams>the NFC has no horse teamsHmmmmm
>>157334177Just saying that you're wrong and probably stupid
>>157334204Correct. Rich Eisen is retard.
>>157334213And so are you.
Lmao @ Burrs and their plastic franchise
>THE CHAMP IS HERE!*shitty drumming*>THE CHAMP IS HERE!*shitty drumming*>THE CHAMP IS HERE!
>>157334220Good rebuttal champ.
>>157330103Recycle when done>>157330103
>>157334198>>157334169Do Berd teams have a better playoff record or Hoars teams?
>>157334250LEFTOVERS!?
>>1573341983 horse teams the charger is a horse
>>157330103>>157330103>>157330103New
>>157334274They should be the San Diego Substations.
I'm confused, is this the TV board? A lot of you seem to be talking about sports you watch on the television or on your phone screens. Where are the threads about actually playing sports yourself? Tips on how to improve technique, form training, discussions about equipment? Some of these threads aren't even about matches that are occurring today. You talk of some players like celebrities and I don't even think there is a /cel/ board for that non sense but either way if you never really leave the couch, you should leave here.
>>157334298You type like a pretentious faggot. Please help me find a U35 rec Football league already or shut the fuck up.
>>157334311Im 39
>>157334114Fuck off, loser
>>157334001Sorry, but I WILL be taking snapshots of your gf/mom/sister’s sandals while pretending to browse on my phone
