1st Test:Aus 198 vs Ban 96/1Ire vs Afg on Sat
>>157339290aussies are godtier
Australia got Banged up iykwim haha
>>157339562first reply ITT then YFO yourself champ
jeets don't seem to understand that 5 days are scheduled for a Test match, I will resist laughing at the pozzies until the match is actually over.
Why are Aussies so good looking? They're from the same stock as the English, but the English look absolutely disgusting.
Surely LaBoos won't be in the team for long.
>>157339630first reply ITT
Imagine being a poo lmao
YFO
What-ho! I say, jolly good show old boy.
australian impression:>oi strewth mate I can just about use all 6 of my IQ points to say Labu but I dunno about the rest mate. reckon I'll just add SHANE on the end like me old mate Warnie. Yeah LabuSHANE, that's 'is name LabuSHANE, our Saffer champion *loses to Bangladesh*
hello
>>157339415Australian women are huge snowbunnys, your tough act ain't gonna change anything mate
>>157339630I actually have no idea
Not looking forward to my match on SaturdayTeam we're up against is a Boriswave concoction who are playing way below their levelIn ~25 matches across the last two years, no team has scored more than 210 against themThey had four bowlers who averaged less than 10 last seasonMy own batsmanning average will plummet, our team will take a battering, and I'll have to pay £10 for the privilegeJust hope they put a banging curry on for the tea, but I doubt it
could spend that £10 on 2 x 4 pack of IPAs from morrisons bard instead and get involved in the /cric/ disco
Very true, would probably have more fun doing itCould pull a last minute sickyBut that would be a little cowardlyMight just have to man up and humbly accept my 0 (4)
played good at tennis tonight
come join after with a play by play
played good at tennis tonight wish he had complimented my game afterwards instead of just slagging off his own. Poor manners
sounds like something bard would do tbf
collect my stipend tomorrow
meanwhile zachy's doubles partner:>carried the useless neek again tonight
wasnt doubles
labubushagne
>>157341184>team is a Boriswave concoctionwhat does this even mean
Just remembered Zachy plays XD tennis against women because he's too unathletic to beat men
nah that's britjeetIve only played mixed doubles once in my life, I don't mind it, it's something a bit different, wouldn't rule out playing it again
wtf I thought Abbas had retired and just humbly played for >our based county Hampshire nowbit worried he'll pocket a lot of our test frauds in the series, he's class
>>157342072He also has sex with men. Wouldn't be surprised if he trannys out to try get on the women's olympic bouldering team
>>157342047Browns and blacks (future deportees).
Hampshire is an awful, awful countyFull of maladjusted freaks. Backwater shithole
But yeah Abbas will take a lot of wickets. England did kind of nullify him one series by standing up to him out of their crease, but not sure they will have the balls to do that this series now bazball has been exposed a bit, or if it even works against him long-term anyway
you're from gayboy central lmaoGOATshire utterly mogs you
Realised recently there is 1997 fishmans albumThe highs are even better than the highs of long season but there is more filler desu
based bowen getting all his taste from /mu/ threads of 2013
>>157342377thing is Brighton is better than Southampton or Portsmouth despite being cringe central, and Sussex has many of the same quaint villages you have objectively there just isn't really anything that makes Hampshire better than Sussex Maybe your large towns that aren't cities are better. You have Winchester, we kind of just have Crawley or Horsham. Winchester is better than both despite being weirdly soulless
Worthing might be better than Winchester desu
Basingstoke and Eastleigh are two of the worst places on earth, not even an exaggeration
Basingstoke is pretty grim I'll give you that onebut the rest of the county makes up for itSussex is just depressing and you have nothing close to the New Forest>brighton pierlmao dire
>>157342522>Brighton is better than Southamptonok now you're just chucking out shite b8
nothing to do in Hampshire
>>157342705it is though Southampton is dire I would rather live in Plymouth than Southampton
>>157342630>New forest Dam true, we have nothing comparable reallyWanted to say the devil worshippers of the isle of wight being your responsibility kind of cancels out its heavenly and bucolic nature, but then I remembered the isle of wight is its own county nowadays
fucking hope Bangladesh win
>>157342949grow up
>>157343002??
>>157343009you heard me
https://youtu.be/5smoygt-b2c?is=r_tGPou318IxrFd51997 was a very good year for music Good year to be alive also. Exact same year I stayed up all night with anticipation, waiting for father Christmas to deliver crash bandicoot 2 to my late grandfather's cottage in Selsea
>>157343042I'll spin your jaw like a 2026 Taijul Islam orthodox delivery pozzie twat
>>157342949Even Bangladesh can beat Australia, why can't England?
australia cheat against englandthey took banglas lightly but will no doubt start cheating against them now
>crash bandicootbasedrayman and spyro also forgotten kino
>KTFO of the last world cup by starving africans and lankans>about to get zutted by kanglus>haven't won an away series in peasant engshitteristan or India that is Bharat in generations>just watched their little sheep rapist brothers achieve exactly that in the space of a yearAbsolute STATE of nurse raping backpacker murdering convicts
reckon crash 1 was slightly better than crash 2and spyro 2 was slightly better than spyro 1all so close though, 3s of both were relative turdsSpyro 1 was so atmospheric, just think spyro 2 retained a lot of that atmosphere , and kind of channelled it and made it more focused, without being the trash that 3 subsequently was. 3 spyro was skateboarding and playing ice hockey. It was really bad
>>157339308why do womxn get those shitty tattoos? do they actually think it makes them look better?
>>157343438many hours spent playing Spyro as a ladCrash too, but Spyro was very very cool
>peasant low class engshitters got ZUTTED 4-1 by the convict shitters they shipped off like sardines in a ball and chain to the arse-end of the worldLmaooo
Twiglet legs when are you going to man up and take the on court beatdown you specifically asked for and ran away from (all the way to Madeira kek)?Da 'bro has a >mens engshitter netball team think that's more your style
India 0 - 2 Ireland
Mominul looks he can hold a bat again?He was kind of the future before all the other Bangladeshis that will inevitably come along You now remember the meme about Bangladesh being underwater by 2050. Lol nope
>>157343568I would just brutalise you at singles in Leicester. I'm still thinking about it but there just isn't enough in it for me really, your punishment will greatly outweigh any enjoyment I can possibly procure
>>157343480Women are retarded son.
>says any time any place>runs away to madeira>makes excuses for the next 6 months including that the facilities at the best sports uni inthe country where multiple national sports centres of excellence are based are of insufficient qualityVery weak DNA engshitter behaviour
Just got paid lads
>writes out multiple novels>everyone ignores it>comes back to post some low effort pozzie bait>everyone ignores it>has to bait out zachy just to have someone to talk togrim stuff. might want to skip another empty night on 4chins and work on your arranged marriage lmao
>>157343678>EngshitterI'm Welsh mate
My tennis was really on form this evening My return of serve was kinoStill can't put a short ball away however, really need to learn that one
Come on BangladeshScore some fucking runs
Gonna go bed soon but if Bangladesh aren't at least 255/5 when I wake up I am going TO BE SEETHING
my dad's a train driver and he's the poor one
Might go watch the odyssey in Redcar (soul)
Soul soul soul something about the Middlesbrough coast is so soul I can't be the only one who gets it
>train derailed in s*ssex>fires all over poorcestershireKarma.*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>157344061that tower gives off feminist vibes
>>157344061I like it.
neath remains untouchednothing to answer for
>>157343480Im normally very anti tattoo but they work on her
no they don't
I have a mario tattoo
she could have a picture of ben stokes dishevelled face on her backside and id still love her
don't understand tattoos Basically a maharishi t shirt that you can't take off What could possibly be so amazing and final it needs to be etched on your body
>>157344151Bet you aren’t even an islander
proper brainlet movements
https://youtu.be/zRVMaBnN5CA?is=kTeuP-xNXLhEelfQWe know Geese
Norwood reapers coming for are Cameron Wonder what his (((agents))) next moves will be. Convince him to get on dat dere finasteride, or just let him go wild full Billy Corgan mode without the hits. It's interesting to see how this will all play out Cameron has about 3 years of hair left at most
still the greatest songwriter of this generation thoughbeit
>twiglet legs still trying to pay off the mortgage on his mam's place by shilling a jew psyop "rock" band for 0.01p/postHow much is left to pay off? Might just donate some from the annual income generated from my assets if it gets you to shut the fuck up
>twiglet legs still trying to pay off the mortgage on his mam's place by shilling a jew psyop "rock" band for 0.01p/postAha
I think Bangladesh will win this test match and the second test match also
Morning.
>>157344642Morning fella
Ooooo oooooo ooooooooooooo
Why did cummo decide to have a bat
Bangladesh have been quite good in recent years desu Literally whitewashed Pakistan both home and away, two series I barely even remember One recent blip is a 2-0 loss to south Africa at home
The signs have been there for a while Bangladesh are handy at cricket
Has Rajibul weighed in?
>>157339813Funny post
any streams
>>157345024Kayo.com
>>157345050cheers mate
>>157339813poodam must secretly despise his new found ''''countrymen'''
>Australia down to 57% to winUhhh ausbros??
embrassing here for Australiai think the whole team should die overnight so we can pick new players to continue
gmcda fug is garn on here
good start this morning for Bangladesh
RIP australian cricket1877-2026cause of death: woke
I BOWLED A CHINAMAN over the other day on platform 3 at Strathfield station. I running to make the intercity express train that only comes every half an hour and he was in my way, standing right at the end of the ramp. He yelled something to me from the floor, but I was too absorbed in trying to board the train before the doors closed to make out what his words were. It's "Railway Safety Week" this week, but I don't think it had anything to do with that. A homeless looking man held the door open for me.My path was clear the next day.
Any chance we can swap Australia out for a good team this summer? Not sure if we want to play a minnow
is it weird to have a glass of shiraz at midday?
Oh my god, OH MY GOD, I am so incredibly attracted to Alyssa Healy
>>157345963Based me
>Cam Green comes on to bowl>bowls shite and leaks runsRemind me why he is in the team again?
just fucking drop Cameron Green alreadyjust do itfuck himhe's not coming good so just fuck him off
>>157346085>>157346097Hes the future of Australian cricket
Australia getting fucked by Bangladeshis>>157346085your talent pool is small and diminishing even more by the day it's grim
if bangladesh defeat australia now it will be the biggest humiliation of Australia in Cricket
oooooo very sad....... for australia!
>>157346141good at sucking CA cock I reckon
fugg
The cliff has come and it has come fast.
We’re getting BANGED
>>157346590hi exza i'm cliff ______ ____
>>157346559>>157346590>>157346596Calling it now, Australia still wins both summer test series with relative ease.
>>157346596but enough about me alone with MY southern stars
how can these small based banga fellas have so much HEART
listening to jim maxwell on the abc is just painful, cunt should have retired 10 years ago
bangla in grave danger of winning the story here
>>157346684Jim is based, faggot
>>157346742nog already secured desu
A B S O L U T E T R U C KBAOLUTETRUCK
more like absolute ruck iykwim haha (/crug/ life)
>>157346805care son there is a gestapo gimmick janny that foams at the mouth upon seeing the dreaded phrase ______ ____
>Captain Commie electing to bat first on a green top despite the tour match clearly indicating bowling first was the best optionCommunism is a mental illness and blah blahGood work from Bangladesh, they're making the best of the opportunity
not sure how the phrase "absolute ruck" could upset anyone
>>157345446Australia down to 35%.....
>2/219wtf ausbros?Any cyclone due to hit Darwin so we can get a draw?
Australia are pure shit bros
>>157346971the yellow menace is marching south
>2-222check'd
fuck thiswhens big bash on?
>Aus fieldingoh no no no. Dropped the humiliation cup.
GOWAN GAZ GET HIM DRIVING LIKE YOU DROVE FROM YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
>>157347000based Richiealso checked
Starting to think Bangladesh are winning the story
just woke up briefly to check the score score based keep going
This is going to be a 4 day slop fest isn't it?Last summer was pretty good with 2 day tests tbqhwy. Was action packed and exciting. You never knew what was going to happen next
all weatherald's fault. darwin shall never host another test
Interesting strategy from Bangledesh having a single batsperson score 100 runs on their own. Hope cricket Australia takes note and implements it going forward.
good knock little man
Australia still in with a chance here
yea a chance to LOSEKEK!
got a wine fridge from work to surprise mum with when she comes home from holiday
biz idea: australia A plays the next test
Webster is proof that most retards in club cricket bowl about 115-120
Really? To Bangladesh?
>tfw we also tour bangladesh in September putting minnows in their place is really the Indian man's burden
The thing is a test in fucking dawin barely counts. None of the players want to be there. Even Weatherald left the moment he could.But for Bangladesh this is a massive opportunity because they rarely come to Australia. And even Darwin would be nicer than their home country. Let me see them do this at the G on boxing day infront of 80,000 people . They wouldnt.
>>157347346they used to say the same before india did it in 2018, careful what you wish for champAsian century as they call it
>>157347346All I'm getting from that is that the Australian players are pea hearts.
>>157347367the problem is the aging squad, apart from head and smith and carey occassionally none of your batsmen inspire confidence my personal opinion is to just play as many in-form batsmen as possible, at the end of the day cricket is a game of seeing the ball and hitting the ball and this can translate to different formats if the batsman is good enough. so perhaps give another shot to inglis , marsh who both are coming off fabulous white ball seasons, maybe even conolly at some pointyour bowling is alright, the pitch is a road and your batsmen sabotaged the bowling by giving only 190 runs to defend
>youroh yea which player is he m8?
Mushfiqur Rahim has now played against both Stephen Fleming and Jake Weatherald
fuckin walloped
oo very happy! for bangladesh
>>157343480Stolen valour. They know that "tough" people used to get tattoos and were "cool", so they simply have to get it too.
Yeah, I'll have a royal commission thanks.
it is my college
>Look at Aussie team>It's the regularsWhat happened? I could still see them eek out a draw, but grim showing.
>>157347673old man squad now, cliff has come.batspersons are still shithousebowlers can't rescue the useless batspersons every timebengalaishis got a rocket after getting rekt in their warm up match
>>157347673Too hot and humid. It's like playing in Indian conditions so the Bangladesh players are used to it and the Aus players are getting wrecked.
why aren't we winning lads
wait.. so if aus suck now...are there currently no good cricketing teams?has that ever happened before?is our sport dead?
>marnus after teaBRILLIANT LEADERSHIP BY CUMSHIT
This is getting embarrassing
the Australians will be looking to get a wicket or two here
>>157347757Didn't want to tire a proper bowler unnecessarily when the new ball was coming in 5 minutes.
guess I'll give the new shite Phoebe bridgers album a spin
How do we salvage a draw from here?
>4 byeskwab
GONE GOTTEM
>100?SHANTo
POOLAPSE STARTS NOW>New ballThey're going get ripped through.
just want to listen to the Cameron winter duet desu
Collapse on the cards
>>157347269how many boxes of wine does it fit m8?
400 on the cards
Anyone wanna share poetry?
Rajibul status? Vindicated.
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE HOTEL CUNT
australiawinslol
it'll be hard but I think Australia could maybe chase down 120 anything higher than that and it'll be impossible
>>157347891And on the phone these words appear:"My name is Timothy Paine, keeper of kings:Look on my work, ye Mighty, and despair!"
>>157347874idk but it's 18 bottlesI put sauces and stuff in there
Uhhhh bangbros????
Real poolapse. Bangladesh have thrown it.
more like Poolapsedesh
happy friday ausbros toils over enjoy a beer on me
>>157347992I was gonna have a sheet of codeine instead
>>157348014>codeineare you in pain
opiates are dirty. teetote genny
>>157348077I'm hurting
YEAH NICE ONE GARY NEARLY 100 RUNS YOUR KIDS WOULD BE PROUD IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ABANDON THEM
yeah we'll waste a challenge thanks
>woman that isn't Isa commentating my criggy
>>157348224Alison Mitchell for mine
I'm an alcoholic
396 on the cards
Why is Alyssa such a bitch far out
>>157348283Cool
Based Starcy telling the dumbass batsman whats what
People said Darwin was full of AbosI barely see any if at all one abo in the crowd
>Muhammad dobbing straight to the umpire like a bitchkek
>>157348335they're protesting the exclusion of Scott "his-" Boland
>>157348335>spending your cenno on admission tix or case of beer
shocked we don't have some taxpayer fronted affirmative action program in the NT to give indigenous kids free tickets to sport
>>157348356>parenting your child
GET EM LABS
told you Bangladesh would dominate cricket by 2030
>>157348335they only come out when there's a gayfl game
GWAN GAZ ABANDON TAKING A WICKET LIKE SUBHUMAN ENGSHTTERS ABANDONED CONVICTS TO DIE IN THE ARSE END OF THE WORLD
The Act of Killing is the GOAT documentary
>low class peasant engshitters got hammered 4-1 by these shitheap convicts'Avin' a birrova giggle at dis
Claviculars nose job is diabolical
if you live in england you're an engshitter
>Jessica Bang, a promising Australian golfer, has died at the age of 18 after suffering a brain haemorrhage.sad
>>157348474Bang—pop
I'm new to cricket and I actually like the hundred. Its not perfect and i dont like the branding but having a 100 ball countdown is quick and easy to follow. If the schedule interferes with other league schedules then yeah it should be got rid of but if the summer the hundred runs is a free schedule then I don't see what the big deal is
>>157348474Got hit with a golf ball? Got hit with the vaxx?
>engshitter falling for t'hundread memePeasant behaviour
>>157348505fuck off shill
>>157348518i'll shirtfront you you little drongo cunt
Bard century this weekend
>>157348474that means it's working
Real question -- how does le hundred actually work? Do they literally just end the innings 4 balls into an over?
>>15734861220x 5 ball overs.
>>157348618kek what the fuckit's just not cricketliterallyit's not cricket]why?why don't they just play normal t20 -- y'know, a recognised format?>5 ball oversit's not cricketin ENGLAND of all placesthere are "The Hundred" games being played at Lords, just think about that for a secondI can't stop laughing
>Shitpost about how many balls there are in the hundred>Turn out to be kinda right, kinda wrong>It's 100 balls per innings. Whoever scores the most runs wins.>The fielding side change ends after 10 balls.>Bowlers deliver either five or 10 consecutive balls. The captain decides.>Each bowler can deliver a maximum of 20 balls per match.So 10 ball overs but the bowlers can swap after 5?
>>157347328Tbf convicts did some minnow bashing last Dec
>>157348645was t20 as controversial when it was first introduced? it seems accepted as a perfectly normal way to play cricket from what i've seenI'm a clueless noob though. I hate how t20 teams have their own american style sports names though. why can't it just be called lancashire t20... what the fuck is a lancashire lightning
batting out the day means Bangladesh are well ahead anyway 396 (not 400) on the cards thoughbeit
>>157348659that's even worsemight as well play baseball
India tried to do some minnow bashing in June but they ended up losing 2-0 to Ireland instead
>>157348935lmao just looked this up and it's actually true
memes aside, why are australia doing so badly in this test match? this isn't even their second string team
>>157348997They chose to bat first in conditions that were described as 'ball first'. Pitch has cleared up and Bangladesh are getting some runs now.
Islands of Men is definitely 'the grower' on getting killed
you're the only one still talking about that album mateflash in the pan band. his solo album was a bit better but he's clearly just an industry plantanyway, hot enough for a spin of the ol (actual) classic Microcastle today I reckon
might join you mate
Didn't understand a word of that
heyya criccy xhttps://youtu.be/f1gOsBQTAsI
CAXI smashed these guys, should have called up that thompson fella
love never stops and the closing track there is dare I say it a fair amount of filler though
Maximum Joy are simply a fantastic listen. Always put a smile on my faceit's in the name, really
needs to be a piping hot day to get the otherworldy mid 00s indie magic out of Microcastle desu (still a 10/10 thoughbeit)yesterday was probably the day for it but today will do too
sort of get what you mean
deerhunter are sort of filler:the band a greatest hits comp would be epic lol
take 'green jacket' for instance it doesn't get more filler than that
Anyone remember 'Does It Offend You, Yeah?'?Atrocious name for a band -- worst I've ever seen, honestly -- but I'll be damned if they didn't have some bangers...
and activajust so much filler, it's almost deliberate I guess
>>157349274>>157349291ok truebut somehow the album still worksthe peaks of Saved By Old Times and the last 2 tracks make it a 10/10. it shouldn't be but it somehow is
Saltburn is beautiful Might be my favourite Yorkshire coastal town teebs
Who's the TISM of the United Kingdom?
it's basically like when someone was baking a chocolate cake and randomly went lol think I'll chuck a couple of raw eggs in there lmaoshouldn't make the end product a 10/10 but somehow does
>>157349356as I say could he 4d chess deliberate filler we will leave it that
twilight at carbon lake really is a tune damanyway, what we listening to next bud?
feel better after spending 10 minutes starting in a mirror scrutinising my facial geometrymen really do age like fine winehairline/follicle density is a different matter
I do ok as long as I am relatively addicted to some form of exercise
we're getting beaten by bangladesh and you guys are talking about /mu/slop
Bangladesh are good now though
afraid if I look in the mirror too long my reflection will do something spooky
One of my runescape accounts is named after a famous (relative) post-punk band from Leeds, who are in turn named after a (British) comic book character.
>deerhunter>/mu/sloplol noanyway might give Twin Fantasy (the 2011 version because I'm not a twat) a spin next
>Bangladesh are good now thoughthey lost by an innings to Zimbabwe last time out
>/mu/slopsorry it isn't Grire Inch Nails, the reddit pozzie fav
yo your music is scaring away the huzz
>>157349789so true can't stand that bandhorrendous think I would perhaps rather listen to queen's of the stone age or pearl jam
>>157349752ah yes a classic might join you
australian century of humiliation
I'm sorry but is the test over yet?
can I get a <6 word summary if today's play
basically, yeahAus are just a bowling teamtheir batting is shite. ok they have Smith but he's old and washed. everyone else bats like bard against a 14yo offspinner
>>157349924JUST
more of a league nation anyway
>>157349910yes Bangladesh are young and hungry Your old guys are finished
why are they hungry
corr wouldn't mind being finished by xi bangladeshi women ______ ____
desu the average age of the Bangladesh team is maybe older than the average age of the Australian team
>>157349939>a leaguethis
>>157339630You know how women love criminals? All the criminals got sent here first then only the best of those survived. It's evolution baby.
...So whatever happened to Rajibul?
might ask Google deepmind and the LLM (not AI btw) will come up with the answer instantly
>>157349978I blocked him because he started getting a bit weird and nonceyHe's probably findable online for someone else idk
>>157349990kekthis is why I'd never befriend a muslim -- they're just too different (in the wrong at every fork)
the thing about what the average normie thinks of as being ''AI'', is that it's neither artificial, nor intelligent
Deepmind and co-pilot aren't AI, they are LLMs
don't think I can name any Bangladesh cricketers except the ones who appear in BLC05 (your Ashrafuls etc)and Shakib too tbf
>>157340061I've never seen a white woman with an Indian, I've seen 1 with a Sudo.
one wonders what will happen to all the laptop thumbers when AI replaces themwe might have to become tradies
tradie work just isn't for me desu, it's not my fault I'm not even lazy, I simply just am one of those tarq admin workers they used to send to the slaughterhouse in cambodia
band people have heard of : =(band people have not heard of: 8O
>>157350038can name loads me
Anyway, not been watching just been following avidly and passionately. The number of times I have looked at the scorecar in the last 8 hours, is more than the number of T20 scorecards I have looked at in my entire life Is the pitch spinning a bit?
>>157349928IN DERULO
Talking of toil i better nudge my mouse so teams goes green
Thinking 'I can't wait' on the new Phoebe bridges that was released today must be a good song otherwise Cameron winter simply wouldn't put his name on it But idk
it's quite shit desu she should have just let him write the entire song
on the sangriaA "The Sundays" song just came on my smart shuffle
There is Middlesbrough and then there is the Middlesbrough coast They are not the same
wank me, mr shankly
Saltburn to Redcar One of the great walks if you like the beach
>>157350266Sorry, you charmed me well enough with the photo yesterday but this is just some shitty flat beach with nothing doing...If you want to see what an actual nice beach looks like feel free to come to Australia. I have a spare room, I'll let you stay there. Come to Bateau, come to Tez, come to Soldier's... Newcastle has some nice ones too, I will admit, and further north... South too but I haven't really been there (Sydney is fine but there's too many people).There's also the other ~60,000kms of it...
Sorry I prefer countries that are well read enough to say the south Africans in their teams names correctly
>>157350348*team's
>>157350266you can't play cricket on british beaches m8
>>157350363yeah I know
what was that one word zachy could never spell
>>157350388self-awareness
>>157350377>>157350388>>157350399checked epic dubstrain
nearly in Redcar lads in case anyone fancies a beer on me
>>157350388hang on I can nearly rememberGive me a minute
wrote some poetry about getting dubs yesterday, would you like to read it?
This thing Nightmare word
Maybe Ariel pink has something to do with it I simply just can't spell that word Also you have the mermaid thrown in there Nightmare word to spell
>>157350439oh yeah lmaodoubt you've solved this blind spot - I have the same issue with narcisstic so can never call out certain Worcestershire man
also you somehow think of 'air' naturally Honestly that should be last boss in any spelling bee competition
from the Latin, from the Greek...same as it ever was, m8
brb getting another glass of sangria
gotta get my vitamin D in am I right fellas haha
Google deepmind what is the poshest pub in Redcar
cunt of a cat is still outside, out the frontsaw him and started "oi"ing him; could immediately tell how well it cut through the air (from Greek 'aer') and that the neighbours would be able to hear me. He wouldn't comply so I called him a "cheeky little coont" and went back inside
oops thought this was Google sorry lads aha ignore that last post
neeky b got EUE in his A-levels (with a D in AS politics), went to the uni of loife and then seethes he can't do basic spelling
The Scream or Juju?
Clavicular painted over the perfect nose Nerfed
call it cope if you want but I'm just glad the test made it to Saturday
>>157350568I'm not seething you couchy hanglet
>>157350542MOGGED
h-hi :))
9th reply ITT you couchy fatty
>>157350631I went and got 'imcunt got complacent -- laid down in the gutter long enough for me to go and grab him. Called him the naughtiest boy I've ever known -- that'll show him
alri cancerla*https://youtu.be/WiuJ6fvBESg* neucric doesn’t know this nom de plume of yours
>Australian>Cat outsideDon't know why you expect me to believe that story
Say what you will about 'em but they're the one's who are bringing cricket to the olympics...
>>157350699cat beats snakedidn't you learn this in biology?If I had a dollar for every time I've had to clean snake blood off the Sunroom tiles...
If you watch the odysseyHave you been spiritually vaxxed?
...maybe I should listen to the stone roses instead of siousxie? (it's karaoke night)
get some violent soho on m8
>>157350722stereolab works GReat for karaoke
The last move I saw in cinema's was Yu-Gi-Oh The Darkside of Dimensions in 2015, back when I used to smoke weed everyday (unironically)
>>157350514
nah the odyssey is a decent flick, especially by modern standards (cinema is basically dead)not every normie thing is automatically le badthink of it like the bouldering of cinema if it makes you feel better
>>157350735Hungry Ghost had just come out last time I had sex with a woman (16 years old).I still remember sitting around a campfire at Blacksmiths (a real beach, not this M'borough shite) belting out Dope Calypso with the boys before retiring to my tent to stick it up a nubile blonde haired half-Egyptian slampig, who was a mate of my mate's hsgf that we had gone on this camping trip with as two coalescing groups, all night long. My (big) little Cleopatra... My only dope calypso...
>starts boukderan everything becomes a boulder
Not kidding when I say I've never had sex with a woman older than 16also>actually did put Violent Soho on>Dope Calypso literally has the lyric "Cleopatra", which I had completely forgot about.Muses = real????????
alrig mr melican
Chess is the art which expresses the science of logic
They might call me a loner I'm simply a free man
>>157350847Willing to accept your assertion if you answer me one simple question: Are video games art?
And some of us are holiest that way
>>157350884Not really, no Shadow of the Colossus maybe came close But they aren't art really
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lleision_ap_ThomasBet this guy was an absolute brainstar, quite fascinated by him
Alright, I've heard enoughChess isn't art you fucking retard -- it's a game -- and you're a fucking wanker
A learned man of God Dead at 28Last heard of in 1541
also I got dubs so you have to accept my word as gospel
this welsh larp is a bit of a mental illness at this pointnotice how it's the english wiki and not the cymru one too (doesn't speak a word of welsh lmao)
wanker
reminds me a bit of blaise
I got dubs again.Fuck you.
Whats the point of the 100 if its only 20 less balls than T20?Danni Gibson has a good arse btw
>>157350939What's wrong with being in touch with your heritage Just because you have to fly to Berlin via easyjet to be in touch with yours don't come seething at me
County flags when? wanna pinpoint this cunt, for bullying purposes
>>157350962would love thatneed a based hampshire flag on my posts
this Sussex chad will bully that Hampshire freak off the board
Likewise I don't want people to think I'm not from NSW
>the sussex chad in question
Accepting death is a big part of what makes a man a man I don't know what is real but I know some form of reincarnation exists for a fact
we need more specific flags just to keep up with all the characters the toothpick armed freak plays. the neek from the neath, the molester from leicester, the dork from york etc.
meanwhile ol bingo wings can't push two plate bench after 10 arduous years, and can barely do 15 pull-ups
do i drink tonight do i drink tomorrowdo i drink both
>Men's chorusthanks for reminding me about the time my school'd boy's choir (of which I was a part) won a choir competition at the Hunter Valley GardensI'll be honest though, I think the "all-boys" gimmick gave us a bit of a bonus. Kinda hot to imagine middle aged female judges giving extra points to a choir because they're all teenage boys.-- My sister and I also used to compete at dance eisteddfods, which may be a psychological hint as to where my previous sentence came from. There was only one confirmed (criminally charged) nonce among the judges we had back when we used to compete (he got caught for stealing the identity of the bloke who was actually invited to judge the eisteddfod, I think rest of the dots connect themselves). A pretty good record, all things considered...
Personally I won't be drinking tomorrow Got a top of the table clash on Sunday and I need to be in the best frame of mind to absolutely destroy them
15 pull ups isn't an achievement but I guess it would be if you have unathletic welsh genetics like you dotry to do 1.5 bicep curls lmao
https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?is=56Y59-WZOizFr-wVThe so-called Welsh genetics everyone
What is reality? What are you meant to accept?As a human being you are kinda torn between watching the cycle of life, and doing everything you can to avoid it It's amazing to me that these paradoxical freaks of nature exist, just terrified of dying but going to die all the same
his name's alchy bhe enjoys starting his drink from 3yes that's old neeky alchy bfell off the wagon like he fell off his last v3
What was the name of the fat half-mexican muse?I NEED TO KNOW NOW!
guys I just got here a week ago but you're still talking about the one guy do you ever have a bit of introspection and go 'huh its been 10 years and we're still talking about that one guy maybe I should do something with my life' if not its all good we all love cricket here and we all support your self abuse as is popular these days to support one and another anyway ausGODS in their typical style mega hope tortured the bangabros and our openers gonna mega dab 300 on them tomorrow EPIC style
>>157351315This is just a cope Not being able to climb v4 won't save you
>>157351415Fuck up nigger
https://youtu.be/_cmA79-gr8k?is=vS0AMnqJcb2_Bs31Based
Redcar is quite rough tbf aha but its no Medellin
oh no I caused a spergout I'm so sorry I didn't mean to anyway ausGODS gonna dab tomorrow
>>157351315Call me AnnabellaGold is what I holdNo money, I don't careJust gold in my hairNo silver, no copperCassette on my shoulderI am richer than Richard IIII don't need to workLights go outI'm all aloneVery far from homeThen I lookedAnd he was hookedAnd said to meNo more gas?Tough timeWhat do you mean I can't go to the drugstore?I can't get my hair permed anymore?No more gas!Just gold, he saidGold on my headMy name is AnnabellaGold is what I holdTo get together with the seller in the supermarketI lost my cassetteIn the launderetteI need one to complete my outfitTake my pickIt's my favourite trickBefore someone grabs it!Lights go outTime to flirtSo he looked up my skirtThen I boxedAnd he was hurtAnd said to meNo more gas?Tough timeWhat do you mean I can't go to the drugstore?I can't get my hair permed anymore?No more gas!Just gold, he saidGold on my headD'you love AnnabellaGold is what I holdAlways me and companyI see gold as necessaryI love goldAnd sensual crimeIt's my magic and my signSticking to my hair and feetRadiating oral heatLights go outBe romanticI wanna fall in love againSo take my goldAnd hold my headboyfriend.No more gas?Tough timeWhat do you mean I can't go to the drugstore?I can't get my hair permed anymore?No more gas!Just gold, he saidGold on my head
>>157351464https://youtu.be/f-NS9hnmWN4?is=Qt2Cdt6lxeI9J9ETShe has discernible melodies Unlike pooer lipa
>>157351504What do you think of her tits?
>>157351464grimwomen really are lucky some men will stoop to fuck them
>>157351525Whats the problem?
>>157351529Nothing, I was just bating for (You)s
Yeah Redcar is quite rough desu These were bustling towns in the 1980sThere just isn't any work anymore
As a man of privilege who will never be truly privileged I really feel for them
https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?si=bMoOlFcSpwv4-PsMBased
waitso the band is called husbands¿??or are they called geese?
they're calledYFO - Yank Flags Out
Tomorrow I will treat myself to a mid month chippy
>>157351849I am so jealous I haven't had fish and chips or takeout for 5 years its just too expensive and the amount of criggy and footy I've missed out on by cooking for myself its disgusting alas I'm poor so enjoy your chippy my friend
Tomorrows Sport: 1:30am Australia vs Bangladesh - Test5:30 Sri Lanka vs India Test6:00 Sharks vs Raiders - League 6:15 Australia vs Japan - Union 8:30 Eels vs Cowboys - League 10:35 BroncGODS vs Wahs - LeagueChampionship games (12:30, 3, 5:30) 18:00 Bulls vs NZ - Union
>>157351905ausGODSLANKA all the way sharkiesJapan who the fuck plays union who has a soulcowboyswahswho ever wins hte champsNZ
like how the hanglet of hampshire is always seething at the original true protag chadchy bwould assume it were countysperg but we all know that neek is from essex, an even worse county
>>157351562Hmm
>>157351935you've already lost the bangladesh game let's be realalso the top 2 are the only relevant sport. please leave poogby in its own general
>>157351974What are you on about?
>also the top 2 are the only relevant sport. please leave poogby in its own generalmeant for >>157351905
the couchy neek hanglet
AI is going to take my job lads. it's joever :(
You blokes drinking?
still seething a bit about attending the eclipse but missing it because I didn't have those reddit glasses. I asked this group of girls to borrow theirs but they said they only had one pair between five. literally would have just taken 5 seconds ffs
Wasn't much of an eclipse was it The best bit was when the birds go all manic
>>157352019....yh
im gonna wait and drink tomorrow after me chippy
teetotal generalsign of weakness to need to drink as an adult. escaping rather than facing your life at uni is ok, not after 30
https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?is=HhePoSw5aDcWvM76Sober people are terribly boring
uni at 30+ is so much better, you can watch the youngings get into debt for nothing, watch them twiddle away while the professors glaze and scam them and call the kids academics in the hopes they don't drop out until they milk them drywait I know there are footy scholarships, are cricket scholarships a thing?
>>157352139sounds like the husbandsgreat band desy
>>157352221based retired tradie-in-school just to appreciate the classics
>>157352277
>Sober people are terribly boringage old alchy copeimagine thinking you need to drink literal poison to make you slightly interesting. peer pressure and the media's pulled off a heist on your brain mate
>>157352303x
1997 A great year for music https://youtu.be/W8AqXVL-0ew?is=f-pG95Fu9_Dyi3Ps
>>15735236620mm max hangs negates the poison
I'm surprised you don't cycle zachy can imagine you cycling
he does. he cycles roids and doggy ED pills lol
He seemed so unashamed Of how he operated
>>157352476Not into cardioAs Donald trump and my grandfather saidBy doing cardio you are speed running battery death
I am joking Please understand I am joking
https://youtu.be/2zuQK_gLFAY?is=XZ52YTylwnRmin19
thoughts on Independent Balochisthan joining the global cricketeering fraternity fellas¿me¿ personelly¿ CANNAE WAIT ngl
Genuinely no clue what you just said
Tomorrow we play and what a day for it , Expecting some on ground fireworks by the lads on the occassion of india's 80th independence day, the day the ultimate hindu /swaraj/minds packed and fucked off the colonizing snail eaters back to their shitty little island
>not having pooSA flags filteredngmi
>>157352633happening status? the Balochistan meme has been shilled for too long
>>157352644>>157352663kaBOOM>>157352673soon fella
>>157352690London burning in a faraway town
Bought some "Spanish Queso" Walkers crisps from Lidl because they were only 67p for a big bag but they're bloody revoltingAbsolutely fuming now>>157348585VERY unlikely, against a team of Indians playing at least a few divisions below their levelHighest score anybody has got against them in two seasons is 210Would shake your hand right now if you offered me a humble 20 (24), think a single-figure score is more likelyMight just go out and baz it so that I've got a cope lined up when I inevitably miss a straight one>>157349926He was 16 and a bloody handy bowler (also brown)>>157352690Really hope a fire rips through the cricket pitch I'm due to play at tomorrow (before play starts, ideally)
>>157352690this shit scared the fuck out of me lmaowhy is it so loud and my phone was on silent. swear they normally warn you beforengl I did briefly think zachy had escaped to neath just before sending ol Vlad Poots all of my coordinates
>bowl a non turning off-break at bard>he gives you his wicket (for free)it's really that simple
>>157352918Unfortunately you're not wrong
They are testing the waters Trust me when putin does pull his stuff I will already be in neath port Talbot
https://youtu.be/UTWtHJmGoHY?is=LWhgfVhgoWhJ2jKxThe best song ever written
Strategies I might adopt in a bid to stop missing straight ones:>Higher backlift>More open stance>Walk down the wicket>More aggressive mentalityNot sure if I should try all four of those at once th'morrow th'ever
think it's more between the ears mateI know you don't believe mental elf is a thing (despite having a phd in sports psychology) but the truth is it is and you need a sports psychologist to get the fear of spin out of your head. simple as
>>157353180I only have a humble MSc in sport psychology, my PhD is in some other equally pointless psychology disciplineHave been wondering about the psychology of batsmanship th'ever and reached the conclusion that a high IQ is simply not conducive to effective playThe intellectual (Graeme Thorpe) is cursed with such an intense inner focus on the game that it can't help but drive him to dismay and despair, whereas the mouthbreather (Harry Brook) SEE BALL HIT BALL HEHE FUN GAME
Just remember free will is an illusion bard lad Don't be scared of getting out There is no point
Hit them out the park, champ
>>157353486That's sort of the mindset I'm going for desuAs a 16/17 year old (when I was a better player than I am now) I just used to go out and baz it fearlesslyMaybe I just need to give that a go instead of trying to learn how to play a proper gritty innings
*gets stumped charging out first ball*
>>157353538Also part of the problem desuAs a former opener this never really used to be a problem for meBut starting in the middle order against spin I feel trapped in my creaseDid admittedly get to face both openers last week because our top order absolutely collapsed, but they were annoying old boy dibbly dobblers and the keeper was stood up to the stumps
Hope you smash it tomorrow Bard and hope the clubhouse food afterwards is to the highest standards
>old boy dibbly dobblersthose are always the trickiest bowlers desuwe had this 60yo jamaican guy in the nets who would get me out for fun. would swing it round corners corrbet it would work in county cricket as well if they tried it - see Darren Stevens
>>157353613Thanks mate, up against a team of Indians so I'm a-hoping and a-praying that they'll treat us to some samosas and dahl but more than likely they won't have a proper pitch or clubhouse and won't put on a tea for us>>157353625Yeah these blokes always absolutely clean up in anything except for the top few leagues in club cricket (where the batsmen are good enough to just baz them every ball)If you can swing it and put it on a consistent line and length it doesn't matter if you're slow, you'll inevitably take 30+ wickets at around 15.00Bloke who got me LBW on Saturday bowled full, started it on leg and swung to off, which is absolute kryptonite for me (even worse than the non-spinning-off-spinner desu), because I immediately go to sweep before realising it's too straight, try to adjust, and get trapped in front of the stumps
Got a bit fucked up in Redcar At least I don't have toil for a couple of days
https://youtu.be/WAo8X-rIt8k?is=vcZ7JWnT1GYa_lRJ
Redcar's pier looks a lot nicer than brighton's I'll tell you thatnot that that's saying much
wouldn't be seen dead on Brighton pier Is it even still going
golfing again today
Pair for Gay against PakistanIslamic homophobia strikes again
If I was prime minister I would make golf illegal over night Turn fulford golf club into a giant termite factory
mate no need to seethe at golf just because you're bad at it
golf is awful though
Hating golf is poor people coded
don't want to be good at it >>157354727Doesn't really work because I play tennis
colossal waste of land and resources, golf courses are the ai data centres of the gentry class, everyone else suffers for them
Imagine playing golf horrifying thought
I'd get a gold club membership if it was like £580 per annum or maybe £670 per annum but they're more like £1,300 per annum at the low end and that's simply too much
>>157354749Wrong you soulless pajeet they cool the surrounding areas and create stormwater run-off space. They can also improve wildlife diversity
Would consider a golf club membership tooBut a gold club sounds much better
Been trying to work out recently whether I support a return to the gold standard or notHaven't figured that out yet
>>157354769if you want to take the ecological perspective, it would be best to simply rewild that land
I'd get a golf club membership if it was weaponised Tekken and my opponent was the narcissistic neek
Joking
>>157354782No because you wouldnt be able to play golf on it idiot. Greenies in nz who say we should use golf courses for housing are retarded and dont seem to realise most of these places are still important for stormwater, some of them flood during storms
>>157354812i'm not talking about housing
golf is for old private school tarqssimply won't ever believe the meme /cric/ keeps trying to push about it being a deano sport just because a couple of them got into it after covid and signed up to the Mitcham club
>>157354823Then what is that land for? Tennis courts? Idiot
Saltburn is a lovely place I need to appreciate being a free agent I will probably get married one day and I will be at the mercy of others whims
>>157354861nothing, it is rewilded to its natural ecology
Simply not true in the provinces, where working-class people play golf tooProbably true in and around cities though, where the working-class people are ethnics (ethnics don't play golf, that goes without saying)
Autonomous
>free agentit's called 'unemployed' mate
Yeah I wish mateIf only you knew what's in my hand
>>157354877Still cant play golf on rewilded area
Some people are too great for this world
>>157352633>>157352661Unbelievably based posts/cric/ is saffronFree BaluchistanFree SindhudeshAkhand BharatAkhand Eire
>>157352673One of the pakis i play with did a car journey couple of years back from UK to Lavapura (la whore) and he said the most terrifying part was crossing Balochistan. Had to travel in a fauji armed convey of about 15 cars - travel only during the daytime - he could hear gunfire at night
remember when the neek of neath was trying to get into chess?that didn't last did it lmao
>>157354986Been doing the course and playing on duolingo. Actually pretty decent. Ive wanted to learn chess for a while and this is actually pretty good. Already had a premium plan from learning French and Arabic
why is a language app moving into chess?
ITT we thank India, that is Bharat, for inventing chessTYBI,TI,B
>>157355017More money i suppose. They have a music course too
>>157354986he kept getting btfo by 800 ELOs. it was a bit humiliating
might take the duolingo golf course
currently searching for the duolingo how to not get out to non-turning offbreaks from 14 year olds course
>>157355074I was JUST about to make the same joke myself but you've beaten me to itHe was 16 btw, and a bloody useful bowler
Deeply, emotionally, Fascinated by the life and times of Lleision ap Thomas If only I had the resources to make a film about his life
Henry VIII and Cromwell came for himGerman Tarq scumbags
>>157355143>>157355143>>157355143
>>157351415they call him the run-on sentence lad
