test cricket loomsAustralia198Bangladesh(110 ov) 351/6
YFO
Certain man stuck on the duolingo bouldering course v4 module
https://youtu.be/yknbCwcMAyI?is=mKgzxDbb70bHCKQrWe know Geese
certain man thought the duolingo gave him a golden star for finishing the v3 courseit was just a massive asterisk
bird*
dire execution of the certain man gimmick
Heavy Metal reminds me most vividly of Bob Dylan Truly a modern triumph and a rare gem
Bob Dylan ruined the Newport folk festival
Bangladesh on glorious ascension watchPozztralia on finished watch
Need to hears RajiGODs take on the present test match
>>157355280oooo, very sad for australia
Leaving for (Catholic) church in half an hour
>>157355380(((Catholic)))Grim.
That Cambridge fraudulent """""professor""""" just pooicided lads
gmctrust we are all well
I don't think there is much to say really Rajibul knew it was only a matter of time
Sir Josh Hazlewood
>>157355514it's an interesting discussion
>>157355971fat slut
>>157355971Wow she was hot before she got Coconutted and hit the wall. I wouldn't bang now
grigs on
if you don't love it, leaveyou won't you pussy
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
banga pooview
>>157355971>tfw no young Ellyse gf
>Islam at the creaseReminds me of someone
Fucking hell Marn lol
GONE GOTTEM
Cameron "legendary genius monster" Green
I love Starc's yorker
this wouldn't have happened if khawaja was there
is it true what they say about australian women cricket players?
bit of nude sunbathing on the cards here
I'm an alcoholic
going for a bath
Captain planet is fucking us
slippery steve :/
LMAO
SMITH YOU ARE MEANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE AHHGGGG
>>157356943Ofc
The lunch
Banga's playing for the draw because they know they can't win this one. Can't say I blame them.
WHALLOP
TOTAL CAM GREEN HUMILIATION
>>157357272looks darker like marmite lad, you're not cheating on vegemite are ya?
Crazy that Bangladesh have won a test match here in AustraliaI am blaming Cam Green and Marnus for this loss
>>157357272>eating wheat
>>157357232Why do British women look like that?
>30+ throughout the year.JEEZUS. How do people in Darwin?
time for some HEAD
Cam Green is still the future of the test team and nothing you say can change that
Hoping for a poolapse.
>>157357954You're brown
>travis head scored 47% of the runs against England in the last ashesCrazy how for years now the whole team has been carried by Head, Smith on occasion and the bowlers. And nothing has really been done to change this
>>157357969Australia gets too cocky and the bowlers always manage to save them. Would like for them not to be saved this time.
>>157357978Don't forget Carey.
>>157357991True. The Head/Carey partnership in Adelaide was kino. I was lucky to be there
Off to work lads.
>Bald>Beard>Big hoop earringsUh, does Weatherald have a WAG/HAB?
FAIRWEATHERALD
>losing by an innings to Bangladesh in Australia
Is labuschange the real deal? Or a fraud?
>>157358021Real fraud
>>157358020Darwin to lose all test hosting rights for 25 years, just like Tasmania did.
Fucking grim
Early signs don't look good.
Auslandia could've done with giving the youngsters a chance desu. McSweeney and Cooper/
>>157358036Good, test in Darwin barely counts and it's obvious the team doesn't really give a fuck. This match would be a different story in a real location. Darwin may as well be another country .
>>157358040>>157358048Was that actually reviewed or the tv just showing what would've happened?
>>157358055Wasn't reviewed.
>>157355143>ai slopcreatively bankrupt brits, a tail older than time
>>157358048McSweeney was given a chance and failed. Ultimately the players in the team do have the past runs on the board, just currently out of form. And there isnt really anyone else putting their hand up making a case to come into the team. The Australia A team beat Bangladesh but it was literally down to 1 partnership, everyone else failed.
>>157358066his chance was shorter than a sheep's tailhes good. get him back in
>>157357524>>157358061hmmm
Sam Konstas would NOT have let this happened
>>157358072Back in for Weatherald and you have another opener who will be shaky and get out for 20 odd consistently. He's not the answer.
>>157358079His career died the second bazball failed.
>>157358066Weatherald and Marnus don't belong desu. Marnus has been out of form for 3 years now.
>We need Konstas or Kellaway>Konstas and Kellaway against Bangladesh....
>>157358080hes a 3. he takes marnies spot
>>157358052Cope more faggot
I think the most viable solution to our batting problem is to set off on a quest to find the fountain of youth.We'll chuck Ricky Ponting in there
Oof baboof. Grim pickings from the Shield
TOO HIGH
We'll have a pooview thanks
>>157358117Shield games are 4 days now so the game needs to be played at a faster pace which means you have to treat each innings like a one day match which leads to these batting averages. Also almost every pitch is a green top to help bowlers.
Marnus has a big Taskin hand iykwim haha
Perfectly positioned for a comeback. Bet the house on Aus
>>157358150They'd need to bat until Tea Day 4 at least.
I'm so lame I caught covid for the first time 6 years after anyone cares ama
Miss Usman. Shame he had to shoot all those Jews last Summer
Shouldn't have gone out to bat Weatherald iykwim haha
>>157358164I had avoided it til I got a gf in 2024 and she gave it to me. Twice in a few months.
Almost DROPPED THE NRMA Insurance Men's Test between Australia and Bangladesh
Reminder Marnus only used to score a lot because he would be dropped multiple times consistently every single innings. Luckiest player ever. Now hes not being dropped every time he knicks he cant score.
contrary to popular belief, the best part about drinking beer is drinking beer
>>157358176proto gf proto covid? or real gf real covid?
Hmmm papi
>>157358222maybe it isn't about the beers we drank, but the wives we beat along the way <3
when covid hit i was in my 'all women are whores' era
This place is a shithole, but it literally the only cricket forum on the internet not overrun by Indian redditors
>>157358278any indian here watching this match instead of sri lanka 1st test is honorary aussie in my book
oh no no no
Bit worried we might not be winning this now
>>157358222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n9IE2jRtgs
No HEAD for you
Head and chopping onA perfect combo
"no" - me
is cricket a sport, game or match?
>>157358356That brown fella is quite clearly throwing the ball, which is kind of cheating.
so glad that the Aussie meme will finally end
>>157358278>not overrun by Indian redditorsi think you'd be quite unpleasantly surprised to learn the identity behind a lot of the posters here
>>157358423It is a sport but not a game nor a match.
looks like there's a slope on the pitch
GET A FUICKG BROWNDOG UP YA
work just called
Sad to see Cam Green pull us out of this mess
I sometimes wonder how McSweeney's career would have turned out if he didn't play prime Bumrah. He played such a crucial knock under lights in Adelaide shame he didn't go on to score big
playing fuckerman
jeet means victory
what's jeff benzos doing commentating?
you have to be an utter fucking NEET to watch Test matchesI'll stick with ODI
Bangladesh win this, What next?If Australia were to lose by an innings it would lead to a lot of people having massive eggs on their faces.Not me, of course, because I actually looked at what the pitch curator said and how the ground normally plays. Nonetheless, I didn't suggest Bangladesh winning by an innings, and only said it'd be 50/50Will Australia pick a different side for the 2nd testWhile we can generally expect for Mackay to be hot and humid, they might not be quite as hot or quite as humid as Darwin, and the conditions might not be quite as similar to Bangladesh as what Darwin is.Realistically, probably somewhere between the Gabba and Marrara Stadium.the temptation might be to just play the same 11 and hope that they do better.But, as the saying goes, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.So there will be changes.But what?My prediction:1. Marnus Labuschagne will be OUT and Matthew Renshaw will come INLabuschagne looks to be the one who has the least excuses. His batting has been poor for the best part of 4 years, while he did have some good first class form this time last year, that never corresponded to test cricket.2. Cameron Green will be OUT and Cooper Connolly will come INCameron Green's continued presence in the Australian test dressing room can no longer be justified.3. Josh Hazlewood will be OUT and Corey Rocchiccioli will come INWhile Scott Boland fans might want the big man to come in, it is much more likely to be Rocchiccioli, especially given his 8 wickets in the warm-up match, and the need to play 2 spinners. Rocchiccioli claimed that he should have been a 100-test player, and then he backed it up by taking 8 wickets, including a first innings 6-for, against this same opposition, which signals that he might just be top of the spinner's pile.
>>157358526you are underage
>>157358540thanks for the reddit update redditlad
Rocchiccioli
>>157358540three lines or less thanks mate
me when I have to share my coke
Alyssa Healy is so incredibly attractive
>Indian cricket*appears*>Jamboy*disappears*
>>157358540Wrong thread r/cric is where you want to post thatThis is the bouldering thread
apparently weatherald is from darwin, which explains why it (the town) doesn't get much of a mention in cricketing
>>157355971i came for she ______ ____
>>157355971how many australian cricketing women do you think cheated on their partners with her?
>Rochibroccoliwhy do australian italians look completely white?
keep the thread bumped ladsgotta go take a marny
LOOSE
Big fan of Islam
anyone else remember when australia was good at cricketthose were the days
Congratulations guys well done
Devereux is quite a player isn't he? That'll be some hole to fill once be hangs up the bat
Exactly how many runs does Green need to make in this innings in order for him to remain in the side for at least the rest of 2026, if (Yoiu) were directly responsible for that decision?
>>15735891730, +10 for every non-test play
>>157358052we did give a fuck though. if we didn't, cumgod, starc and hazelwood would have been rested. bangas have utterly reamed us and good on them
Hard to believe we're watching one of the great comebacks of all time. Cam Green will put on a, day I say, Bothamnequesce performance, with a century here and a six-for in the final innings to win the match
>>157358917200*
>>157358911What's sad it's literally a decade since his peak and he's still by far the best batsman
>>15735891785 if he gets out to a genuinely good ball150 if he chips another one to midwicket
>>157358711all of them or gay
>>157358805alri afp glowdigger
this is a dark day for australian sport (I assume people there still care about cricket)
how is this still the only cricket game that actually feels like cricket
green you lucky cunt
Ooph
400 was on the cards
up the wahs
>>157359058Based wah enthusiast
Literally mehttps://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/christchurch-mum-shares-reality-of-living-with-rare-persistent-genital-arousal-disorder/BVZONVIFSBHQRGTEKWQNTLZIXE/
>>157359079>sub onlySHAN't
Deerhunter were so good they literally just wrote filler on purpose and gave no fucks
>>157359079>live like a man for a bit>OH THIS IS TORTURE PLEASE END IT ALL
???
>>157359121Ritual sacrifice being prepared upon Australias defeat
my mum is a faster bowler than taskin ahmedtrundler
>>157359157Reckon your mum would bamboozle bard too
39 bowling average as wellGet rid Bangladesh
Green and Webster to save the day.
fuck
SMOOTH LMAO
isn't bard the only cric personality who partakes in any form of athletic/sporting activity? put some respect on his name
another hilarious peewee nonce post
F
>>157359191Bunch of us play golf actually. YOU show some respect
any kiwis watching the New Zealand Darts Masters. It's at Spark Arena
OUTBACK TO THE PAVILION YOU BLONDE CUNT
>>157359198>Squeeze for lumps and bumps>Feel the tubes at the backDo people actually do this? Always worried about twisting them if I touch them.
>>157359199Im lying in bed
Cam Green to score a triple century and secure his place in the side for the next 15 years despite never scoring more than 27 again.
>>157358805If Islam reformed to keep the oppressive code of honour that keeps women in check, but still let men drink, watch porn, eat bacon and not ban music it would dominate the world.
where is cumdog
>>157358356nice chuck bumrah
>>157359215he's shit and won't make 50
>>157358786nice bowling action on the lad Mitchell santner could learn a thing or two
200 not on the cards
Interesting and unusual sound , would def listen to more . Not exactly easy listening though lol . Is the band called geese or Husbands
what do you reckon bard's box smells like
>>157359357Probably zachys bum
how are australia so badnot watching but going off the webms the ball didn't even do much in each of the dismissalsplaying at home as well. dire stuff
>>157359357Hope
wonder how bard gets on todayI'm predicting a 2(12) and a TFC
>>157359430Got some of those boxers where you put the box at a little pouch in the front, so probably doesn't smell of much desu>>157359430You might be right re the score but if you get the chance to bat then by definition you don't get a TFCEven a 0 (1) means you've not had a TFC
>>157359411shai hope?why would it smell like him?
Business idea: live stream of bards innings for /cric/ to enjoy
>>157359406we were all asking the exact same question about england earlier this year when this team btfo'd them 4-1. banter and memes aside the current aus team isn't very good and they weren't earlier this year either so it was really weird. everyone I talk cric irl with expected either a close series if englands form was spotty or an outright thrashing by them, instead we got that miserable series.
67
>>157359161If she's a pace bowler than I'd probably have more chance of playing her wellRealised recently that it's the same for my fielsdsmanship as it is for my batswielderyIf it's absolutely peppered at me and I act on pure reactions then I usually stop it, whereas if I get a slow loopy catch in the air and have to think about it then there's every chance I drop itIf it's a pace bowler I play purely on instinct I usually do ok, if it's some slow loopy bowler and I have time to think about it then there's every chance I miss a straight oneDon't really know what the solution is there desu, reflects severe mental weakness>>157359191Thank you greatest ally
Bard having a debate with himself on whether or not he'd be clean bowled by some blokes elderly mother
>>157359448Some teams do stream their games, but I've not played in a fixture like that yet>>157359494She might be a very good bowler desu
Old women and teen pie checkers are bards kryptonite
>>157359206what are you wearing lass
should have got a Redcar parmo yesterday but couldn't decide where to go Dun goofed
Explain to me how you leave your wife (Monica Wright) to fuck your bushpig team mate (Georgia Voll).
>>157359527SO trueThink the best bowler for me to face is some 16 year old lad who's gonna be quick by the time he's 22 but doesn't get his line/length right at all and bowls lots of stuff short and wide for me to forcefully front-foot cut to the ropes
the once famous front foot cut is a relic of the pastrecent scores have looked like 25, 0, 0, 11, 2, 12, 1, 0, 20, 3the straight on offbreaks have ended your career
bard arent you meant to be semi-decent at cricket mate? Why are not bowling, batting at 8 and getting out to 14 year old orthodox slow bowlers? Specialist fielder?
just tuned in to the radio an hour and a half ago. sounds like the boys are in for a pretty horrid 12 months based on how this match is going. so many tests and so many of them high profile, yet they're getting rekt by banga.hopefully they finally drop marnus for good, only possible silver lining. guy hasn't had it for years now.
>needing green and carey to put on 200 more runs just to make you competitive in this matchdoes NOT look good ausbros
>>157359593Trust the process, the bard century is inevitable
>>157359593Nice sentence mate
>>157359577Not quite true, I've only got one duck so far this season (a great improvement on last season), and even that shouldn't have been one because the prick at the other end turned down an easy single on my first ballThink the actual run is 18, 7, 42, 9, 7Not ideal, but not disastrous either>>157359593>why are you not bowlingNever bowled in adult's cricket, although I have started to wonder if I should turn the arm again, because I'm at least as good as some of the no-hopers we have for the 2s. Trouble is, if I say that I want to bowl then that'll take some overs away from some 15 year old who's been brought up from the 3s and will bat at 11, and that feels a bit harsh>batting at 8I only bat at 6-8 for the 1s, for the 2s I'll be somewhere in the top 5. Would like to open really, but I think the captain thinks I prefer to come in at 5, might need to have a word>getting out to 14 year old orthodox slow bowlersHe was 16 and a bloody canny operator>Specialist fielderYes, undeniably the strongest part of my game
>>157359595I heard on the radio that Marnus and some of the other Aussies were out playing golf leading up to this test and the course was right next to where the Bangladesh team was practicing and they were hitting golf balls on the field and shit like arrogant cunts
>Green the saviourHave you apologised?
>canny operatorhe didn't turn a single ball lmao
Actually spun the first one quite a bit, and I'd be warned when coming out to the crease that he turned itPushed through a quicker arm ball with his second one and it trapped me LBW because I played for the spinnerHonestly? Good bowlsmanship, had to give him credit for that
3LOL please and thank you
>>157359642oh well then the humiliation ritual of the next 12 months is deserved if true lol. they really think they're hot shit because england decided to shit the bed on the ashes tour specifically huh.
imagine unironically living in Berlin think I would have to call it quits
>>157359678Do you mean 3L OF?
>>157359678this isn't a rulejust some meme pushed by certain manbecause he's low iqand struggles if pushed to read too much
>cormac mcarthy is a niche authorprobably the most brainless statement ever made on /cric/, courtesy the narcissistic neek of course
>>157359717Not quite what I said, as you well knowI said that he's not a mainstream author, which is objectively true (though some of his books have sold well post-publication primarily due to Hollywood adaptations)
>>157359690tell us how you really feel jfk ______ ____
certain man last two words of sentence is absolutely dire. Kys
uh rajibul bros?did we get too cocky?
Bangladesh well ahead If Bangladesh can't get Carey out cheaply they deserve to lose
>>157359697subtly brown nosing kiwis with this post while also putting certain man the wrong way rounda post as dire as your pull-up max
>brown nosing kiwisnot sure where you got that fromoh actually I do, that's one of your secret fantasies isn't it, certain man?
oooooooo it is shakib bro
me zachy me alchy brained me university of life me no read no write good no do so many words
The odyssey plebfiltered certain man
he thinks the odyssey is too normiecore for himmeanwhile the most reddit neckbeard on-wall cross fit of gen z activity is all fine
2-0 vs Ireland? lmao but it's a billion people with one (1) sport
listen ok, guys i am endeavouring to watch the odyssey it just hasn't happened yet a bit like how I quietly endeavoured to get the vaxx but that never materialised
both bard and zachy are civil servants and kept their job after covid so 100% must have got the vaxthey like to larp about resisting it to fit in with le ebin 4chan culture! (which is very cringey desu)
I went to watch The Odyssey (2026) last weekOverall? Thought it was a well-made flick and a good cinematic experienceHowever, there was so much to try to fit in that some of the plot felt rushed (would have worked better as a high-budget series of 8 1-hour episodes)
>>157359935based soulless netflix execit was perfect as a film, kino even
>>157359928I only became a civil servant in the midst of the pandemic, and there was no requirement to get vaxxed to get the job (particularly as I'm wfh with no expectation to go into the office)As of 10:17am on 15/08/2026 I humbly remain the only unvaxxed man on /cricket/
nice cope retard
>>157359944Not really, because various parts of the original plot are completely missing, and others stripped back massively, to fit everything into a sub-3-hour movieWith that as their aim they've done about as good a job as they could have, but nonetheless a longer series would allow for a more faithful adaptation with the complexity of some of the characters more properly exploredObviously though, as a TV series, you'd lose an admittedly very enjoyable cinematic experience. I've often wondered if there's a market for showing some of these high-budget TV shows in movie theatres, e.g., with a different episode showing each consecutive week for eight weeks. Maybe not though, or they'd probably have done it
Getting picked up for cricket in 7 minutes, so it's goodbye for nowMost negative I've felt about a cricket match all season ffsIn a bit of a mental crisis, wonder if I should take next week off, so that I (hopefully) keep enjoying it
3lol champNot reading all dat
>I've often wondered if there's a market for showing some of these high-budget TV shows in movie theatres, e.g., with a different episode showing each consecutive week for eight weeks.
mummy collecting and dropping him off to his little game lmao what a neek
>>157359947Also unsexxed and unintelligent
fellas, would appreciate if you guys could acknowledge each other's posts moretheres a lot of good posts in this thread which have been ignored
>>157359994just remember it doesn't matter really hope you score good today
watching broncos v wahs
>I've often wondered if there's a market for showing some of these high-budget TV shows in movie theatres, e.g., with a different episode showing each consecutive week for eight weeks.dear oh dearthanks for proving you're not soulless
>>157360010Why on EARTH would my dear old mum come down from t'norf to give me a lift to the cricket?She doesn't even drive, bless herOne of the other lads is giving me a lift, obviously>>157360017Simply not trueHave to go for sex-toil with the proto in a few weeks ffs, been putting it off>>157360027Thanks lad, I'll try to keep that in mind>>157360025Good post
>>157359947mate im unvaxxedno one in my family is
>>157360032not on yet m8 (up the wahs)
bard will score at least 30 today :)
All the snippets I've seen floating around have looked pretty shit, so I shan't be watching it. I actually *like* the Greeks.I've already read it too -- three times, even. Different translations: Rieu, Fagles, Joyce.That latter took a few too many liberties with it for my liking...
3 lines or less poster isn't actually me, though bards content is often bloated
ugh god India are going to win again aren't they
again?thought they lost 2-0 against *looks it up* uh ireland?
T20 isn't cricket to be honest
good morning sarr
Saltburn to Redcar via Marske-by-the-Sea
now that the dust is settled I think we can safely say Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay is rather overrated >81 all time on RYMLol. Not as as bad as Igor by Tyler creator being 29 but it's up there
yeah but they're still better than anything cameron redditor will ever do
nah heavy metal is much better than imaginal disk
>>157360038a whole family of retards. that's kinda wholesome in a way
>>157360629applied for reelection yet mate jacinda ardern
There simply wasn't any reason to get vaxxedthe numbers just didn't add up
>>157359678lollollol
VANDE MATARAMANDE
>>157360718hes a greens voter, a certified spastic
>killing old people is a good thingstate of you
>India 1-220 against a minow away>We are being demolished by a minow at homeNot a fan of this timeline, shall be writing a strongly worded letter to Todd Greenburg
>>157360889you fucking rabid antisemite
>australia trail by 67
>>157360983>>15735945567 67 67!!!
>>157360925what a mark
Australia are going to win this, screencap this post. Get a lead of 150 and skittle through them.
>>157360925the vaxx didn't reduce transmission rates though worryingly enough I suspect it did the opposite
>>157361107even pozzies aren't being this delusional
>>157361155I am, I'm just not saying it out loud
>>157359979>I've often wondered if there's a market for showing some of these high-budget TV shows in movie theatres,you are aware that this is what happened before home televisions, right?
>>157360916greens voters should be castrated at the polling booth.
>>157361155we 100% win this
https://www.youtube.com/live/weszdq5XYHw
just fell asleep
>>157361320yeah ok Saxon peters
>>157361478who does he play for?
saxon peters What a stupid fucking name Australians do sometimes have the retarded names that yank golfers have
>>157361513tongue root my gay carse, champ
….and if posting on /cric/wastes all my timeto post by your sidethe pleasure, the PRIVILEGE is minethere’s a cric that never goes outthere’s a cric that never goes outthere’s a cric that never goes out
>>157361035-67/4THe utter STATE
>>157361320talk us through it champcam green double and carey 150?
>>157361595we dont need that muchgreen scores a cenno and the rest chip in
>>157361609this is Wales
Hot take: White pepper is better than Quebec
>beau is afraidcompletely forgotten as predicted by based mewhat a dire flick it was
vegans that don't take creatine make me uneasy
>>157361853dire opinion. You're a brainlet it's a lot better than the poorida pooject, that you're weirdly obsessed with
beau is afraid is really good attempt at a film overall, just needs slightly better editingone of my most enjoyable cinema visits in recent years
>>157361916ok mr filmmaking expert
>>157361895Mind your own business faggot
>>157361898What is the poorida pooject?
>>157361953the last elite kino before cinema died
>really good attempt at a filmlmao rave review there I seethat director had 2 ok films to start his career then fell off badly
>Moonee, a six-year-old girl, lives with her mother near Disneyland and spends the summer pranking and stealing from tourists while her mother struggles to make ends meet.
yeah and it's basedobviously if you're like certain man and born and raied into generational tarqdom then you're just not going to 'get it'. that lack of understanding transforms into seething as we see every time that kino is mentionedsame way I can't get Saltburn but certain man. probably loved it
>>157362015Ok mr film expert
Would you rather get bummed or be bummed in Saltburn?
You blokes drinking?
>>157361970no his other films are shite beau is afraid is quite enthralling overall
>>157362015it's ok. It's not that good We've been through this and I don't really get how it's any better than Fishtank Lilya Forever is definitely better than poorida pooject. Same sort of thing
not even watched Saltburn btw, and never will because I know it's shite
except you said you love saltburn the other day didn't youohnonono caught red handed
>The ECB confirmed on Friday that ticket sales had dropped just over 5% from last year, down to 550,000 from 580,000donedredbros.... I-I thought we were the future of cricket
the town yeah, that has nothing to do with the shitty flick
>>157362146>>157362162>>157362189When are you two gonna meet up and fight?
certain flags notably silent after India's first day victory over Sri Lanka
zachy gets a lot of grief for his film taste but I did see Project Hail Mary recently and tbf it was indeed criminally redditif I'd have listened I wouldn't have wasted almost 3 hours of my life (felt like 10 btw)
>>157363067see>>157360915
once 'yssey hits my 'stick I'll give it a looksie
>>157363287>>157360915unfathomably based fella
you have to watch 'yssey in the 'max or you're not getting the full experienceimagine just watching it on your phone in your bedsit and then posting about how bad it was on /cric/
it isn't a studio flat (bedsit) you hanglet neek
>>157363230features literally a Reddit rock alien and a harry styles song Awful
feels good waking up in a bedroom thats separated from my living room and kitchen, certain man could never.
Im lying in bed in my upstairs bedroom of my 2 storey house.
Well lads, despite feeling completely unconfident in my game today, I've ended up with a humble 60 (72) My highest score of the season, rescues the average somewhatEnded up holing out on the boundary trying to up the run rate a bit
Ended on a bit of a sour note th'ever, because I was run out by at least a couple of metres on 57, but our 14 year old umpire refused to give it because they'd refused to give a plumb LBW when he was bowlingDidn't feel right to get extra runs after I knew I was so blatantly out, so I thought I would humbly give away my wicketBut the Indians I was playing against were still fuming with me for not walking, gave me a bit of a send-off when I was out
Donald BARDman putting on a batting clinic. Doubters are in a shambles right now. The Bard century is upon us
bard is back and has restored /cric/'s reputationevery run is a run for /cric/. based protag
>>157367388Might have been an opportunity for me to go on and get it today, because they FINALLY let me open the batting, so there was still time out thereBut it wouldn't have felt right after the run out debacle desu (for which I was at no fault, got barbecued by my partner)>>157367417Was a nice return to form against a bowling attack that was apparently the best in our league (actually pretty average, only had one lad who was quick, and he was pretty wayward)
bard has a history of making pajeets fume 2bhjust like when he exposed shitjeet's lies about his cousin by sharing that database infowhat a moment that was
>>157367447My highest score for the 1s this year (38) came against a team of PakistanisGuess there is something about the subcontinentals that makes me raise my game a little bit
>>157363317https://youtu.be/WfqMmypbACgtabla x
>>157367293always end on a high notewell done fella x
60? wtf didn't expect thatmust not have been playing any spinnersor maybe the one they had actually spun it
>>157367660Thank you second greatest ally>>157367880Playing cricket with a 14yo (probably shouldn't be in the side but his dad's the captain) does not a paedophile make>>157367886Got out to a spinner actually, faced them for my last 6 or 7 overs I thinkOut caught on the boundary isn't quite as embarrassing as missing yet another straight one th'everPlayed more aggressively today, felt much better because of it
Zachy isnt allowed within 100m of a school because of what he did in 2017. Thats why they keep him locked away in a reddit sofa gym
>>157368054Your first point is incoherent garbage, I can see zachy's had a few beersOn your second point, we lost the game (to a group of Bharatiyian men, all aged 20-40) by about 30 runs or so, which was actually quite a good result given that they're flying at the top of the league>>157368134Dunno about you but I play at a bloody good standard of cricket
don't worry bard, shitjeet is a known nonce around here so likes to project. should be locked up really, he's disgusting
>>157363067In the spirit of cricket i'm still mystified by the selection>play Pant as #5 and wk>have KL Queda as backup wk>still select a wk-bt Jurel as #6/7Either have another specialist batter or all-rounder especially given the long tail
ausgayliabros.... we might lose to Bangladesh today :(what's our cope going to be?
Australian team has been possessed by an evil spirit that can't play cricket, need a sports exorcist
i'm a sport sexorcist if that matters
What is the charge? Watching test cricket? A succulent bangladeshi test cricket win?
>>157368692
>>157367939ummm..yh hehwe GOTTEM good innit
>>157367939vande mataram and happy Independence Day fella
not entirely convinced that zachy is a real person
if I'm new to this thread how do I understand the lore and who these main characters are, is there a wiki
sent ;))
thanks seb
would be good if sebshit sent himself to the loo now and then too lol
>>157368252just win the next one
what the fuck is this thread
it's the same as every other /cric/ thread (I assume, I don't actually read most of the posts in here)
how do I get an indian gf
twin towers in
Can Big Buckets do it?
why do they call him slug
>Hometown is Snug>People call him Slug
>>157370886She's gonna rope him in to paying to bring her parents and 8 brothers over here
how even
>>157371111Reckon bard would have had trouble keeping that out
>>157370924Probably Don't forget the 4 elderly grandparents too
>losing by an innings to Bangladesh >4 out of 6 wickets so far are bowledUnironically need to drop Head back to 5 because he's much better at saving an Australian innings from there than opening.
business idea: bat on ball
when was the last time FRAUDtrick BUMMins even made runs?
>be the "best team in the world">be -21/7lol
the MHM grand
>Our battinglollmao even
>>157371722averages 10.77 since 2025 over 13 innings with a top score of 28meanwhile starc averages 21 over the same period with 3 50s
>Cam Green is salvaging something from this showing from AustraliaSo cool that Cam Green will be in the team for another 2 years now
is it a story win for Aus if they make Bangas bat again?
2nd innings lead is a big story win
unironically this has been proper test cricketgood to see after the slop that was England and Bazball
good bit of test cricket eh
Have you praised Green the saviour yet?
>>157370924>>157371270at least we're getting a skilled migrantso worth all the money we'll lose on supporting the extended family and remittance in the mean time
Australia will never win a match of test cricket ever again
>>157372897no but steven zimbabwe
Not looking forward to all the Cameron Green glazing next test by the commentatorsCan someone go break his knees or something
>>157372503phwoar
>>157373017Makes me mad that selectors are going to get away with picking awful players.
>>157372503Where is her underwear?
>>157373017He has single-handedly given Australia a match winning total to defend.
>>157373017How exactly does such a dogshit player become our best playersperson?
Did Cameron Green rape your mother or something?
>>157373232top banter if she takes his surname
he bullied me in high school
>>157373232is her puss munted? never seen her stuff
we may never win a test again (besides any test against NZ)
Reckon Nathan's due for a 50
quite the review
>>157373497You don't get to bank 'em for the next innings
>>157372787yeah he's very skilled on that e-bike
based tactics by Green, bullying Lyon and the Bangas
haven't watched any of this testhows it all going?
Watch Green not even get to 100
>Match lost>Green statpadding
Bill Lawry didn't even die he's just brain retarded now
>>157373588Performing here is literally the opposite of statpadding
Reminder every run here is #worthdoubleBang will struggle to chase 100I have followed cricket for over 4 years now, and have seen at least 20 test matches, so I really know what I'm talking about
when will the coward cummins declare?
one hunned
FUCK WE'LL NEVER BE RID OF THE CUNT NOW
>>157373710once Green gets his double ton so he can secure his spot in the team for another 5 years
Imagine being a poo lmao
Hundred and out. Just watch.
congrats on the hundy, Green!
is this a match that Australia was expected to win?
>>157373815Yeah but what if he's good from now on?
Is 50 enough of a lead?
>>157374092no way, if we can lead by at least 200, it'll be in the cards though
>>157374092CAXI bowled them out for 54 so we just need a handful more runs
goes to show you he not in it for the team, just personal glory. get the milestone, and loses interest. Many Such Cases!
Based Gazza showing up the top order batsmen
Can any of you explain how this shit actually works
>>157374209if you score more runs than the other team, you winI hope this helps
Embarrassing if you get called out by a whore
>>157374239this is simply not true
>>157374269Not really, its just what happens to high test men
>>157374300you're simply not true
fuuuuck
>>157374239You can also score the same amount of runs but win because you hit more boundaries
>>157373232>>157374076remembering when a caller on triple m 'congratulated' him on his new daughter in law last year, you could tell by his response that he was not happy
>57The most dangerous target
Who the fuck is this Annie Knight bitch you lads keep talking about?Why should i know who she is?
Is 57 a lot of runs? Surely Australia have put together a good amount to defend?
>>157374209please watch our sport
>>157374395What a well thought out and balanced rule to decide the outcome of a match
aussies will want some quick wickets here
>>157374547>reward the more exciting team with the windont see the problem
>>157374438No but Steven Squire
>>157374628Cool so we agree england won the last ashes because they bazzed it about more
Shadman Islam ozil
>shadman
>>157374696we hit more boundaries than england lol
>>157374805Yeah but they were more exciting be honest
GONE FUCK OFFCOLLAPSE IMMINENT
Oh no no no. Poolapse incoming.Cam Green's match winning innings has given the bowlers something to defend.
>>157374826na m8
seedpeewees getting nervous
We couldnt could we?
if it rains for 2 days now do we win
>>157374499Depends how the batting starts.It's high enough that a team can collapse and not reach it, but also low enough that if a team decides to smash from the start they'll reach it without issue.
>>157374937Bangers were rolled by shitters for <60 not even a week ago
>>157374937it wouldnt be right
>>157374937The NOG is still in play. The story is over IMHO
OH NONONONO AUSBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Certain convict shitters VERY quiet right now
>>157375126cant type eating doritos
Hmmmm yes I think ill be awarding this match victory to Bangladesh as I deem them more exciting to watch
more of an afl nation anyway
>>157374628This post broke him
brb gotta take a Australian top order
>>157372503why is she dressed like that
>>157375045Thats a proud australian, there are no sikhs in Bangla
>>157375203a bit chud coded this post
>>157373098>>157375203at least we're not speaking german
>bring in Lyon already Its over
>Hoff by far the best of the Aus bowlers>takes the early wicket>replaced by Lyon after 2 oversIf he's not just rotating him to the other end, Cummins should be hanged just for this
Are pakis finna beat england next week?
nope, genuinely replaced Hazlewood with LyonCummins is a spanner
>>157375233Cummins is hoping that Lyon can rip through Bangladesh, leaving them confused and wondering where their victory went, similar to how his wife was confused and wondering where her husband went.
>>157375237Cummins doesnt want to lose points m8 so he is speeding up the over ratewe lost anyway
>>157375282Cummins doesn't realize that Lyon is washed
Lyon has only looked dangerous against tailenders. It's over.
Lads we are gonna need an official laugh at Australia thread after this methinks
>That scoreboard>Bangladesh needs: 9 runs>Australia needs: 9 wicketskekekek
>>157375553it's fine. your country gets one everyday.
Who will be the scape goat and why will it be Marnus?
hey all. Banga living in Aus for 30+ yrs reporting in. How is your day?
>>157375557leigh matthews rule says it's not over
Captain Hindsight reports this was worthy of a /matchie/
>SAAR WE AUSTRALIA GODS ARE THE BEST SPORTING COUNTRY PER CAPITA O ALGO>LOSES TO BANGLADESH AT HOME, LITERALLY THE WORST PER CAPITA COUNTRY OF ALL TIME
Australia retire bitch
>9 wicket victory
lmao convicts lmao
>>157375588if we had a matching for every single test we could leave the /brit/s to bicker amongst themselves
A >Laugh at Convictstralia thread can only be made by a Bangladeshi OP. I dont make the rules
>lost to poongladesh at homeHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dear oh dear
>>157375848>>157375848>>157375848
Good day to be a kiwi cricket fan
>>157372503That's bad>>157372787 lifting form
