eng vs pak - 19th august
convictstralia lost to Kangludesh, that's it thats the post
How did they lose 5 wickets to an offie?
Imagine being a poo lmao
Darwin, more like DarLOSE KEK
lads, the three worst flags just posted
>>157376038Yeah above my post the the worst flags
yeah nice gaz
awesome for Bangledeshbros, this is huge for them
Drop Labuschagne and Lyon at least. Move Green to 3, and bring in Ollie Peake
>>157376228Oh, and Rocchicioli for Lyon. Maybe even bring in Fergus O'Neill
I hate niggersin other good news, ausniggers got pood again in aus
>>157375848>QUICK MAKE A NEW THREAD THAT IGNORES OUR HUMILIATING LOSSkek Australians really are pathetic
will australia ever recover from this
>>157376333>>157376333>>157376333Actual new
no i'll just use the /cric/ thread actually, thanks
>losing to Kermit's Arsehole>at home>by 9 wicketsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING STATE OF CONVICTS OH NONONO BACK TO GANG RAPING NURSES AND MURDERING ENGSHITTER BACKPACKERS
YFO
>>157376851
>losing to a side that got bundled out for 54 by a select XIahahahahahahahahahaha
this must be how india felt
I haven't watched a single match since 2018Just came here to laugh at straya
>>157376946don't
>>157376946tbf this is what makes it funnierthe average bangladeshi doesn't even care about cricket lmao
>>157376946>that picyeah i can tell you dont watch cricket
>>157376957More of a football guy anyway
>>157376946kek based
don't let ausfailia's humiliation make you forget that our protag is back after scoring a muscular 60
>>157377196against an absolutely elite bowling attack flown in from india too. certain man could never
It's telling that the moment Bard starts Bazzing it again he goes and scores a half century Lesson to be learnt here for England
To put Bards gargantuan performance in to perspective, he scored more runs on his own than Bangladesh needed to score in their second innings total to beat Australia
to put it into even more perspective, bard has picked up the same number of test victories over bangladesh this week as the entire australian test xi combined
>>157377268>>157377346woah...
>>157377346>>157377268Bard lad, care to fact check this information for us please?it seems mighty impressive on the face of it
You guys are such pansies
sorry mate this is the /cric/ thread, not the Australian test dressing room
had a great time on my golf trip. walked about 35k steps each day but it was just constantly up and down hills my legs and back are cooked, golf is a very demanding sport
MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Lost to Ireland
golf is probably THE sport, when you think about it
not even A sport actually you hanglet neek
reckon we should pick up baz mccullum for our red ball team
I can hang
I'm worried about test cricket lads
>Convicts failing to handle the bants from the only Kermit's Asshole flagKek, lmao even
I actually think a period of Bangladeshi superiority could be great for test cricket
>>157378108I was only pretending to be a sook
>>157377196If I'd been a bit more muscular I'd have cleared the ropes for another 6 instead of getting caught on the boundary lmao>>157377222Honestly? The Bharityan menaces were a poorer bowling attack than I had expected. Only one of them was quick, and he was quite wayward>>157377230Lesson for me is to stop worrying about trying to play proper cricket shots and just slog it like the rest of the successful clubcricketsmen
>>157377268>>157377346>>157377694Honestly? 100% true
never made a 50 in club cricket.. harder than it sounds desu so respect
won at tennis
head tour balls are fucking shit
The neek of York trying to make everything about himself again
getting jealous of all the praise the protag is gettingbetter lock your polls away lads, he'll try rigging them all
testicus testy
Y F O F A T
>>157378404Do you still play?
you rigged the poll and your boyfriend still lost
I am confident a brit/cric/ team would beat our australian counterparts
i'll come with the chantsBARD IS A POOFTER*clap* *clap* *clap**clap* *clap*
>>157378534disagreewe'd need bard to carry and he's mentally fragile so would obviously bottle it knowing that pressure was onwho else is there? le unathletic welsh genetics man with the toothpick arms and shitjeet who gloats about barely winning games of tennis against literal girls? pozzies would 5-0 us
>>157378534yeah we'd just all turn up in bangladesh shirts, that'll do it lmao
>YFO> Y F O F A T
>convicts all MIAKekarooooNoticing the peasant EIDF (engshitter ijjat defence force) are also MIA because they got heem'd 4-1 by these very same convict shitters lmaooo
yfo brother thanks a bunch
Remember when jamboy took a year long sabbatical from /cric/ because he couldn't bear the embarrassment of India losing their home world cup in the only sport they care about?
he also took 8 months out after our based 50-scoring protag SMOKED his lies about his cousin over the rope, as if he was facing a cowardly anorexic poojeet club bowler
might go evensongThink I've worked out what my favourite church is here
>>157379527dire gimmick
smoked out his (definitely not) zachy character who once again (definitely coincidently) is active on /cric/ at the same timethe puppet master is what they call me
Really curious how Zachy is always defending jamboy
I am watching nfl preseason highlights.
yank trashless of a sport than golf and yes, even snooker aka pooker
>>157379610>>157379644meds
who is your team turkbro
30+ people on the new Phoebe bridgers and it still sucks Even Isaac wood is on itSome people are beyond saving
basketball shoesgood tune that (no I don't care about the hoodie live version, I'm talking about the album version)
live version way better
Bard scored 60 runsZachy sucked off 60 blokesWho is the real winner here
https://youtu.be/7l2G86KmFXE?is=kp1g3LBoHg5-frU9Yep
Nah pulled my weight for my tennis team Might take up cricket one day
Convicts or six string shitter - who plays a lower standard of cricket? Tough to say
>>157380744Wow you pulled all 40kg of your bodyweight. Good work you twink freak
Haven't used a good laptop or desktop in about 5 about years Just no reason to unless youre a complete hanglet virgin freak
is that zachy and britjeet posting at the same time again?! crazy how often this seems to happen, they must have really similar schedules
>>157380975Bizarre gimmickI weigh about 75 kg, must be some kind of cope because I can do three times as many pull-ups as you
>>157380991lmao too poor to afford a good laptop, what a loser
>>157377268>>157377346100% factual.
>>157381017not enough of a couchy hanglet to buy one more like
All my lifeSide by sideHyde Jekyll HydeFinally togetherYou can change your mindBut you can't change mineHyde Jekyll HydeYou and I forever
shite album
I'm not sure why Phoebe thinks anyone wants to listen to her for over 50 minutes
i could listen to phoebe litchfield every day for the rest of my life ______ ____
>saffers play Hindu /strongmind/ Keshav Maharaj>win the WTC their first ever trophy of note>peewees play Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin RaWINdra>win away series in India that is Bharat and engshitteristan>kanglus play Hindu /strongmind/ Litton Das>first away win against dirty rotten convicts>windies have never won a WC without a Hindu /strongmind/>lankans have never won a WC without a Hindu /strongmind/ Murali>paki filth have been complete dogshit since the last Hindu /strongmind/ to play for them Danish Kaneria*whistles Hanuman Chalisa*Jai Shri KrishnaJai Shri RamHar Har Mahadev
>The Hundred Finals Day>No posts about itI thought this was a cricket thread?
Is Hasan mahmud actually good?I know Bangladesh fast bowling has come on leaps and bounds in recent years, but I wasn't aware of him as one of the recent group. Seems to be a bit slower than the others
>>157380968Reckon it would be the nation that lost 2-0 to Ireland
like how the jamboy has completely abandoned the chutneyboy gimmick because nobody else bothered with itnow trying to reclaim izzat as a term I seelooks like another 2-0 coming up once he bottles this one too
In 'ere in the Best Midul derby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibspl2bJ11gGWAN FOXES
>>157381252only way this post could be more ironic is if bard the tard himself posted it
nahid Rana being the one who is injured Australia losing to a 2nd string Bangladesh
Trent Rockets: Ben Duckett, Finn Allen, Aneurin Donald, Sam Billings (c & wk), Tim David, Mitchell Santner, Lewis Gregory, Craig Overton, Calvin Harrison, Mohammad Amir, Ben Sanderson.Manchester Super Giants: Tim Seifert, Paul Walter, Jos Buttler (c & wk), Heinrich Klaasen, Michael Bracewell, Leus du Plooy, Liam Dawson, Gus Atkinson, Noor Ahmad, Josh Tongue, Sonny Baker.MSG win toss and bowl first
Even more embarrassing for convict shitters is that kanglu's star pacer Nahid Rana was injured and they still wonBit like when convicts had the great Cheteshwar Pujara's bunnies hazleshyte, cumshyte and garry injured and still heem'd peasant engshitters 4-1 lmaooo
The amir show
might spin up the cychube and watch mortal kombat )2026)cricket
that's how they should look
Magellan )2026) Janus filmscric recommendedcricket
>>157381499trents dressing room must be so boringben fucking ducketttim "tim david" davidcraig overmong
>>157381615nice scranderpaul fella
Mohammad amir is in the final?Won't be watching anyway
>>157381615kinda grim ngl
>kindapretty *
yeah we know neek of neathyou don't have to announce that you don't watch or discuss cricket ever since the whole 'declaration was sound' fuck up. it's been very obvious
>MSGdonedred teams are literally named after ketchup lmao
the declaration was sound you hanglet bingo winged neek a team or a declaration decision can't be held accountable for a fat ginger wicketkeeper that can't catch
>of neathneath is in walesand he is 100% not welsh (same for his tarq bf surreylad)
I'm 50% Welsh
Phoebe bridgers is an awful lyricist
>>157381764sorry to hear that mate!
>>157381714nothing to do with how good/bad your bf bairstow is neek of neath. it was literally:>oi bruv wot if I declare when Root is totally set and bazzing them everywhere? wot could go wrong? wot if the ultimate 450 IQ move is to declare now lol?I get it you have to double down because it was such a brainlet take
the noor ahmed show
>never looks at the scorecards of non-cricket but knows all the details somehowdoing a think
more like phoebe litchfield iykwim lol
might watch the odyssey desureckon I need to squeeze in the text first thoughbeitdid zachy and/or bard drop a review yet? feel I need /cric/ poosonality input
Let me ROOT ROOT ROOT for EnglandIf they don’t win it’s a shame
>>157381945why Wales is literally the best country on earth >>157381984The declaration made perfect sense and I'm a luddite as far as cricket goes The fat ginger dropped about 10 catches
why aren't we making fun of ausgylia more for losing to bangladesh lmaoyou're letting them get away with it
>>157383431Australian cricket is dying. Not sure if that's a laughing matter even if theyre cunts
Reckon Homer got the idea of a big bag containing nothing but wind from a certain poster if you know what I mean
Odysseus was 60 when he returned to Ithaca. They say Homer was inspired by Bards 60 run innings
Circe transforming men into swine was actually a metaphor for the impact of T20 on test match batting technique.
calm down
Wales is the best country on earth Nothing compares to the motherland
settle petal
oi zachy you seen it yet m8?
>>157384331He doesnt have the attention span for it
>the city of Nottinghamshire
zachy only watches tiktoks of male fitness influencers now
https://youtu.be/hU-gnl8WLP0?si=iRcSP0t9ZhsO6qwvEveryone wants Cameron winter on their track He's the new Bob Dylan What's interesting about Cameron winter is, his dad is Jewish, and his mum isn't. Technically he's not even jewish
>>157384647Not sure if I would call that sort of stuff "fitness"
I am a positive influence on tennis teams around the country if I never play tennis hungover
>everyonesome rando blonde woman nobody knowsalso Bob Dylan is a complete meme
Just want to be a net positive to Yorkshire really
SAY MY NAME
why did they copy the barca kit so shamelessly. guessing it's a jeet thing
>>157385363because it's gonna be a dynasty in cricket
pyjama shit is horrendous T20 and the hundred would be outlawed over night if I were prime minister
>>157378534reckon you runts would never get me out ayebard knows my power level
Who gets poodam?Australia or England?
>if I were prime ministerhe's planning on rigging another poll the toothpick armed neek washed up ex-protagonist freak
Yeah I definitely have toothpick arms, can do 30 pull-upsYou can't even bench 2 plate you couchy neek
30 pull ups is very impressive**IF YOU'RE WELSH LMAO
If it was 30 pull offs of his gay stepdad's cock he wouldFat neek
Wales is the best country on earth What's your counter argument anyway? You are really weak, and have bingo wings
Bard is actually a Welsh product and has proved that. Zachy is just posing, not sure why exactly, seems desperate
>another day>another thread of zachy destroying bardit never ends. hes gonna troon out soon
>>157385875meds then bed peewee nonce
Happy birthday
>>157386085>>157385897>>157385873this may shock you, but all of these posts are zachy
honestly understand about 10% of jamboy's posts at this pointtoo much in-speak and terms literally nobody else uses. is it just me? should I lurk more?
>>157385873the point is 30 pull ups isn't anything to gloat about. and the fact that you think it is exposes what an unathletic welshie weakling you truly are
Just did 60 pull ups was quite easy. 1 for each of based bards runs. Does zachy think 30 is hard?
>>157386158No 30 pull-ups is quite ridiculous actually Anything after 20 is ridiculous You can do about 7 lmao
more like 70>Anything after 20 is ridiculouspic
you brits are actually hella gayterrible terrible postings
Imagine if New Zealand was playing a test right now. Corr how good would that be
>>157386378it's literally all just zachy. he gets drunk and schizoposts this place into oblivion, pretending to be several different people. luckily he stops posting whenever there's any cricket on
>>157386345Generally speaking There is a massive difference between 20 pull ups and 30 pull ups But anything around 30 is elite. There are french black guys in the park gyms of Bordeaux who can do 50 yeah. But 30 is really elite. You can barely do 15 anyway
Why are you obsessed with some black guy in a park doing pull ups you weirdo
>you can do 2>about 7>barely 15keep counting up you unathletic neekimagine genuinely thinking 30 is impressive. thought you were doing a gimmick but lmao no you're actually serious
30 is more than twice you can do you fat bingo winged couchy
hey criccy…>fun fact Bangladesh now have the same number of Test wins in Australia as England do in the last 15 years!
Clavicular nose job is fucking horrendous Talk about a nerf
>He has spoken about taking anabolic steroids over several years to become more muscular, which, according to him, made him infertile by 2025 due to his body no longer naturally producing testosteronewhy are you so obsessed over this guy zachy?
Mention it once or twice so I am obsessed Wish I could beat your retarded arse back to Berlin
>Wish I could beat your retarded arse back to Berlinbut your genetics wouldn't let you make a dent lmao
fun fact: I have lived in Neukölln ngl x
It looms
It fucking looms
The Bard century looms
It looks like a dark spectre thanks mum
It's fine She didn't know
>>157386767what's his name mate?
what are we expecting from the first test of the flemball era?
>>157386866!!!
>>157386378>>157387010LAUGH AT THESE FLAGSA COUPLE HAVE FINALLY COME OUT OF HIDING>lost to banglamemelmaooooooooo
You may only post in /cric/ if youre nation is above Bangladesh in the WTC standings. Poos and Engshitters goodbye
>>157387183kek
>>157387215we also minnowbashed bindia last wtc cycle
fun fact after achieving independence from the british india that is brapcrap still shat in the street
>come to india bhenchod bitch we drown u in ganges you bloody bastardlmao pathetic
>>157387343>yeah we got whitewashed in our own country by two teams>but heres how thats a bad thing for you!kek
>>157387437lmao
>something their peewee sheep rapist neighbours achieved in the last yearadding this bit really did make him sound like a turbocuck
we WILL cheat in the second test
The Aussies need to work more on their batting and less on their golf swing
>>157387565this is simply not true
Good time to be a big strong kiwi cricket fan
Hyden Panettiere…. F
I've spent more time in India, that is Bharat than our resident jamboy.
>>157389077>OH NO SOME HECKIN DUMB SLUT DIEDWho cares
if she were a virgin she'd be Hymen Panettiere iykwim haha
>>157389146cringe HP was one of /ourgirl/'s
>>157389208She abandoned her husband and daughter to be a bisexual alchy slut. Basically the Nathan Lyon of actresses
>>157388728didn't this guy retire without reaching any of the goals I set for him?
>>157389547kekkkkk
>SL 99/5 (28)ohnonononono
>the first rain since June starts tomorrow >coincides perfectly with paki test ffs
>>157389077
>>157389909retard lmao (you, not her)
>>157389208phwoar love a bit of HP sauce on a sossy roll
>>157389909im not going to ask her vaxx status because I think its obvious
>>157389909SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
Bangladesh should get a five test series against Australia at the normal cricket grounds
>It is 30 minutes into the men's Hundred derby between London Spirit and MI London at Lord's and a husband and wife have been spotted in the stands.>They were at Lord's earlier in the week for the visit of Southern Brave, and at Edgbaston's T20 Blast Finals Day. On both occasions they were ejected from the ground by anti-corruption officers. This balmy Thursday evening is no different.>The pair were providing live in-ground commentary to a third party outside the ground for gambling purposes. The delay between the live action and the broadcast - as long as 12 seconds in some cases - allows bettors to get ahead of the betting markets>open yourself up to jeet investment>immediately become one of the most corrupt competitionslmao literally overnight. like clockwork
>>157390253The nationality of the bookmaker is purely coincidental
new Phoebjak dropped
phoebjak is what i do around 10pm every night iykwim haha
>>157390505You wank at the Moon?
noticed micksperg's iykwim haha posts have become ultra low effort latelybefore he at least cared about them making a little bit of sense
hmmmm. no, don't think i will check r/cricket for a couple days
>lately
micksperg used to be an effort but then he took a dildo to the knee
>>157390545the arrowposting webm broke himhe's still hoping to come up with his debut amusing post before 2030 but the odds do NOT look good lmao
>>157390545no but Steven Blasé eyequeem
>>157390505lekkKkKkkkk queem queem
>>157380678Hopefully me>>157378625To be fair I am a mentally weak player and Australians are masters of the dark arts in exploiting those sorts of weaknessesReckon they'd beat us tbqhwyEspecially with powerhouses like this >>157385469 in the opposition>>157386247>>157386752Thanks ladDon't feel too close to getting another century at the moment, but - who knows - if I've cemented the opening batsman spot (and hopefully I have, got two 50s in three matches there) and stick with the brainless bazzing style that seems to succeed in club cricket, then maybe there's still hope
>>157382989I watched The Odyssey (2026) yesterweekend Enjoyed it as a cinematic spectacle, but thought it was a bit rushed in places and that it didn't do full justice to the original story (although that's pretty much impossible to do in a film, would need to be a series instead)Would certainly recommend watching th'ever
Bloody FUMING I am because the official scorecard only has me hitting one 6 when I know for a fact that I hit two (the second of which, in particular, was a thing of rare beauty)Now I'm wondering if I actually scored 62, or maybe even moreSuppose I was run out on 58 th'ever and it was a pretty horrendous decision not to give it, so perhaps things work out evenly on the karmic level
What made the second six a thing of such rare beauty, you ask?After some early innings bazzing the field were set for the straight shots, with a long on, long off, mid on, and extra cover all in placeSo to manouvre a bit of space against the spinner, I took a big step outside off (exposing my stumps completely), turning a ball on middle to one that I could slog sweep for six over the vacant boundary at long legHigh risk high reward sort of strategyIt's something I'd been practising in nets but hadn't had the balls to bring out in a match yet, but then I remembered I'm a bazzer now and gave it a go, to good effectTried repeating the feat the following over and almost got bowled th'ever, made a mental note that it must be used sparingly
>>157391166unfortunately 'yssey still hasn't hit my 'stick yet
>>157391192Better experienced at a cinema imho, unless you have a big TV and surround sound system
eyequeem **
why are you checking playcricket on the taxpayer's time? never forget we pay your wages and get back to work you puny civil SERVANT
>>157391219for >>157391192
>literally having the word 'servant' in your job titlesuch a grim humiliation ritual that. I know we call it toil on here but it's a bit much when your employer rubs it in like that
https://youtu.be/hi8ryzFqrAEcricket
>>157391190high risk, high reward, high word count fella3lol ya¿tabla x
Cardiff vs Wrexham tonight.
irrelevant because there's no welsh people on cric
Should we as a general do a watchalong of "The Florida Project" and then have a discussion of the film?
…yh
We're back lads
>we
>>157391672i'll bring the dildos you bring the coke
no, but Steven Escobar Bay
england have selected Cox to come in behind Gay at 3
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>157393777c h e c k e dhecked
"Lizzy's in a box," they tell,Sucking prottie cocks in hell. --And daddy is as well.
>Weatherald dropped, Renshaw recalled for second TestThis solves everything
ren has been decent recently, but hes a number 3 optimally
>>157396142Had to be done. I said none of the others would be dropped. The others all have the runs/wickets on the board already and need to be trusted to work through a rough patch. If you're new into the team and don't grab the opportunity with both hands you will be the first one out. Weatherald didn't do this. Won't fix everything and I think its dumb to be playing two all-rounders. I'd have liked to see Green go but he's solidified his spot for at least the next 12 months now.
could any team challenge bangladesh in test cricket right now?
>>157396273gooper gonnolly should be the second all rounder for another spin optiondrop beau, even though I want him to succeed
>>157396512Ireland
Day 4 of Indian cricket and Jamboy has yet to make a single comment about it
>>157397134cute pup
he's jammin out
>>157397492Looks like he chose left this time
wow i just found out the aus/bangas game was in auswtf lmaoi'd just written it off as a home win for bangladesh meaning very little as test cricket is literally homebabby the sportbut holy shitthat's actually kinda insanewe should be giving every aus flag shit about this every day for at least this entire wtc cycle
>>157398016>home game>played in darwin which has extremely similar conditions to bangladesh and nothing like any other australian capitals
>>157394420chOoooOon
>>157398016>New Zealand has achieved only 3 Test match wins in Australia across their entire cricket history. These rare victories occurred in November 1985 (Brisbane), December 1985 (Perth), and December 2011 (Hobart)indeed fella
>>157398502what did he mean by this?
reckon 6 (six) more wickets should do it ngl
gf
doing a watch ngl xhttps://youtu.be/hMY3rkOzTkQCricket
>>157399226Fat whore
doing a read rn nglhttps://nickcollins1953.substack.com/p/migration-out-of-india-seeded-thecricket
>Joe Root called on his England players to be "really good role models and human beings" at the start of his second reign as Test captain.lmao
i for one welcome itgood take by Root
cric should follow Root’s example ngl
>googoo gaa gaa
>>157401309really does a number on him lol
keKkk on whom fella¿
good luck for tomorrow rooty lad x
sadly I think he's gonna be cringe and double down on a baz style of play but rebrand it subtly like 'positive intent cricket' wanting to negate being called out as an ultra-cautious captain in the pastthat said, I know Abbas and Rizwan but the rest of the Pakistan seem to be a bunch of literal whos. I could probably captain >us to a whitewash here
>>157402664nah he wont, fleming is very old schoolhe should never have coached t20 slop, he's not designed for it
>>157399870English "people" aren't human beings
corr i wouldn't mind whitewashing xi paki milfs iykwim haha
No i dont understand please elaborate
>England have won two of their last ten Tests
England: (probable) 1 Emilio Gay, 2 Ben Duckett, 3 Jordan Cox, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Harry Brook, 6 Dan Lawrence, 7 Jamie Smith (wk), 8 Gus Atkinson, 9 Jofra Archer, 10 Ollie Robinson, 11 Josh Tongue
>>157398374what's this implying? that we should still be giving aussies shit for those losses?the 2011 one maybe, at an extreme stretch. but the others were a loooooong time ago mate, time to move on
jus wanted to drop that lil factoid about NZ test cricketing fella x
>>157402271for >>157401941
3 (T H R E E)
>>157403936kek you still fretting about it sebbo?
>>157404144ummm..on wat fella¿
>>157403449i don't want to talk about it
>>157375848Did Jenson Button become a cricketeer?
>>157403606conspicuous lack of cARSE
>>157404465hes touch and go for fitness, think theyre waiting till right before the game to name their team in case he can play
>>157404848*meant in Carse he can play
>>157405067ikwyqueem
>lil factoid about nz cricketing>looks inside>it's about cricket matches in australia???
>>157404465>>157404848>>157405067
>>157405850
well this won't last much longer
what wont, sweetie?
>>157397854oh cool someone saved the webm I made
>>157397134>calling a jeet for chuckingbased umpire doggo hair.
An exchange between my wife and I
>>157406470peewees only save webms of peewee fielding (good and bad)
Why is it a bowler and not a baller? Why do you bowl a ball and not ball a ball?
>>157406503Because the bowling action came first.
>>157406476My wife
>>157406477
>>157406476Her fault for being illiterate really
>>157406477Bad kiwi fielding has been debunked
The Gay experiment has failed miserably he is going to get embarrassed against Pakistanwhoever wins the toss wins the test i think, don't wanna be batting first.
>>157406623thanks borat
>>157406477>thinly veiled request for fielding webmshere ya go lad
>>157406792Great success
Thinking about losing at home by 9 wickets to kanglus
>>157406772They should have played him at 3 to start with THEN moved him to opener. Playing Cox at three is also retarded (not a no.3 except maybe in white ball) They should take my advice which I have said on here several times: which is play Duckett at three, although you then have to pick two openers rather than one.Bethell is a flash-in-a-pan.
Haven’t posted for several days, missed the One day cup KOs, the Blundred final and the laugh at pozzies.Back for England.
hattrick is on!
hattrick is off!
imagine having to come to the crease about to lose by 200 runs and having to hear gundam style blaring.
India need to get fined for excessive appealing.
HEEEYYYY SEXY LADY OPOPOPOPOPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
get it
Gujarat TITANS legend Manav Suthar 10fer
>pakis vs engpakis>in bradistanRUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS BROOOWouldn't it be a shame if a disgruntled engpaki did a terrorist attack that wiped out both teams? Still, at least these minnows have a chance to learn how to play test cricket
Jamboy already making more posts about England cricket than he did about the India match (0)
guess I'll get down the pub later then
lads /ourguy/ kyrgios just got banned for having a good time/cric/ will be sad but zachy and his bg redditovic will be delighted
novax is our guy though
>>157406476I would have added something really clever like something about the cat's meow
>England win the toss and bowl!England: 1 Ben Duckett, 2 Emilio Gay, 3 Jordan Cox, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Harry Brook, 6 Dan Lawrence, 7 Jamie Smith (wk), 8 Ollie Robinson, 9 Gus Atkinson, 10 Jofra Archer, 11 Josh Tongue.Pakistan 1 Azan Awais, 2 Imam-ul-Haq, 3 Shan Masood, 4 Abdullah Shafique, 5 Saud Shakeel, 6 Mohammad Rizwan (wk), 7 Salman Agha (capt), 8 Ali Usman, 9 Khurram Shahzad, 10 Mohammad Ali, 11 Mohammad Abbas.
>just like the cats, we'll have a bowl first thanks mate
>>157407472Have you seen the three lions bowl?
Imagine getting heem'd 4-1 by the nurse gang raping convicts who just got heem'd at home by 9 (nine) wickets to kanglus - such is the life of an engshitter chutney boy
>number of times england women have lost a series 2-0 to ireland0>number of times indian ''''men'''' have lost a series 2-0 to ireland1
>>157407482no but i've seen them on a shirt jules rimet still gleaming iykwim haha
ground is 100% empty lads
>>157407471fucking awful line-up from for England >batsman down to 6 then a "keeper" at 7 >no spinner >2 out and out fasts Is the pitch really going to be a pitch for out and out pace, hasn't in rained recently. Selectors are actual spastics. Only good pick is Robbo is back.
>>157407519i have been hoodwinked by an interview conducted earlier today
what the fuck is this shit?Wish they'd get rid of anthems before the start of play.
Why is stokes still playing??
this lady had a nice voice, very angelic
>>157407566Nvm was just some other fella with red hair
>Cook defending Roots captaincy record >ynr the recent oval test yh nah
>>157407573>gay>cocks Fuck me
>opening with a 120km/h dibbly dobblernah actually don't mind ol' ollie "tommy" robinson
GONE FUCKING GOTTEM FIRST FUCKING BALL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>157407594
yeah I'm thinking we've won the series lads
exciting times eh
>>157407611Let's go Tintin
>Cackistan
SHITJEET HAS GONEWONT BE HEARD FROM AGAIN
>team score 1-0>bowler score 0-1???????????????
>end bazball>immediately become elite at test cricket againdoing a big think
>>157407644other way around, but point still remains
evening, /cric/
>>157407644>>157407650please watch our sport
>ball moving about more than a ADHD kid who just downed a coke >picked three others who don't move the ball either through swing or seam7fer for Robbo?
>>157407566im playing strokes right now iykwim haha
>>157407566there is a 100% chance that Stokes will be playing in next year's Ashes
>128km/hJoff's tired. Put in a good shift.
>>157407672a very /afl/ post
>>157407688Root's thinking a 14 over spell
>>157407695thats because it was one earlier today>>157407125
>>157407672is this from the sydney swans hotel?
Ollie "Tommy" Robbonever in doubt lad
kino housing
>>157407665haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>micksperg is also the gayfl gay-porn spammer
>foid commentator critiquing batting technique and head positionnot for me
>>157407745sounds like my wife during hokey pokey iykwim haha
anyone seen crawley?
>nice pooview Jamie Smith is a retard
>>157407761He was playing in the blundred wasn’t he?
Steven "Genius Monster" Smith
GONE GOTTEM FUCK RIGHT OFF
WHOS YOUR CADDY
>Today was the first time in Pakistan’s 74-year Test history that they have lost a wicket on the very first ball of a series.
>>157407794The ex left wheeling the babies in the pram?Did a Gary Lyon.
>>157407803? hes still married to mia, she just had their first kid
Ollie "Poles Out" Robbo
>mingsperg
reckon its about time josh tongue slung down some wides
>>157407816Pretty sure he had kids with his long time ex and then left her for the golfing mutt arounf the last home ashes. There was some story that one of the reasons for his being dropped was there was some disapproval over his behaviour (shagging Mia whilst still with the ex at the Old Trafford hotel after the 4th Test)
>>157407827oh kek, you're rightnot quite as big of an upgrade as gazza so not sure if that makes it more egregious or not
>>157407827classic Robbo
Jofra “crock” Archer managing a mammoth 2 over spell
>>157407738proof it in a court of law champ
>>157407866prove*
>>157407841me on the left
>proof it >doesn't even offer a flat denial >both appeared at the same time
>Play Robinson>He takes wicketsMad that
>>157407881see>>157407513
random fact: adam johnson (pedophile footballer) sold his house to ben stokes while he was in jailthe more you know
Fielding is still shit
>>157407891>but muh decades old Twitter posts!!!!Fucking ECB
GONE GOTTEM
not gone and not gottem
GONEGOTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO BIRMINGHAM CUNT
ggs lads, was good while it lastedsee you next season
It's raining who would've thunk it.
Another benefit of The Hundred
Ebor festival on later so if its still raining then it leaves out having to keep changing channel. might fuck up my bets if it pisses it down in York tho.
>>157405837t h r e ehree
just fell asleep
>>157407993gn fella x
>>157405067keKkKkktook me a minute nglbut queem Queem
>>157403606we have an insider in cric fellasnailed it
Mia Baker is a smokeshow and you're fucking deranged if you wouldn't have pumped a baby into her the second you got a chance.
>>157408046I will postscript this by saying I've followed her for years and her feet game is no bueno.
>>157408046yes mate, no ones saying she isn't
Looks like its brightening up
>>157408066I think bard or whatever poosonality zachy currently is using was seething about it.
total donedred death
>>157403606>Tongue >Root>Gay>Coxquintessentially English
another 1000 words today
>>157407881this webm ruined his career as an unfunny VPN iykwim spammer
they're here posting gay webms because apparently 2 of the GOATs of afl got arrested lmao
Restarting in 8 bings
>Returning Test captain Joe Root has asked for his team to be “really good role models and human beings”, but some fans don’t think that should be expected.>“I actually don't think any of the players have any obligations beyond their contracts to be good or good role models,” Joe Lawrence-Thomas tells BBC Newsbeat at Headingley.>“They're employed. Do what your contract says, other than that is on you.”>Root has taken over from former Ben Stokes who stood down after a series of issues with the team this summer, including Stokes breaking a team curfew.>With Root's second reign as Test captain under way, Lawrence-Thomas says he hopes everyone can just have “a good summer” and then they’ll “see where we're at” afterwards.>Asked his thoughts on the midnight curfew, which Root has now abolished, Lawrence-Thomas jokes that he and his partner are in bed by 9pm anyways so it “wouldn't make a difference to us whether it was there or not”.What a weirdo
don't be any old Joein a world of Lawrence-Thomases, be a Root
i fuck blokes in the arse
another of the lost afl idiots has shown up lads
>>157406476>only when bowling leggies
CUM ON ARCHA
>Archers afternoon session bowling spell is done
When was the last time a fast bowler bowled his three first overs in a test match as all maidens?
>>157408722don't know but it probably isn't that uncommon
>>157408787Feels like ages for an England bowler
archer looking rather niggardly here
I want to insult this English bowling attack but it doesn't feel appropriate right now
nasser calling the lords pitch awful lmao
Take the gold chain off bro you're playing sports
>i-is that heckin personality?? in my sleepy old test cricket?????
eeeerrrrr preferred it when the pakis were on the back foot going 2 an over rather than them bazzing it at 4 RPO
England will want to do less of not taking wickets and more of taking wickets here
>>157408911first half decent take ITT
SPLAT
Why don't England just simply find 3 more people who can take wickets like Robinson?
i love cricket
could do with a wicky here lads
In fairness Tongue always bowls it about quite loose but this is dogshit.
there has never been a Poocestershire product who has done well for england. Moeen Ali is unironically their best ever test cricketer
>getting clapped off scoring 42humiliation ritual
think it was more for the 70+ balls faced. for zoomers that's an epic test knock
gonna be 3-0 Pak desu
GONE GOTTEM >>157409183>spacky wrong again
>getting timed out on a DRS reviewlol, stupid cunt
>I'll have a fuck up my chance to review.Height looks a problem. Maybe umps call.>>157409183>from 117-4 to a 3-0 winkino
>umpire fucks up>asks for review at 0>ump says fuck offlmao
>Saud has a chat with Abdullah Shafique about whether to review, eventually decides he wants to... but he took too long. He has to go - and ball-tracking shows the ball going over the top of leg stump!lol lol lol
GONE GOTTEM FUCKING GUZUMPED THAT FUCKER
THATS BETTER
Looks like the PCB matchfixing bonuses have been authorised
>pakis
LICKED
>3rd wicket partnership: 91>all other wicket partnerships combined: 59Pakistan will be fortunate to get to 250 at this rate
2X LICKED HES ON A HAT TRICK
fuck me I'm miles behind on this illegal stream from sao tome and principe
>we’ll have a pooview please saaarwait WTF there going for tea Lmao Root hates bowlers
If i'm captain of pakistan, i'm declaring and skittling through england before close of play
>>157409183Pakistan were literally winning before ol zachy b made this post. lmao and this is why he's going to put himself back on his talking about cricket timeout
>we'll have a tea break thanks
>>157409567He won't need to declare. The bowlers will sabotage it by trying to smash sixes off every ball and getting the innings done in 10 minutes.
If Headingly was named to reflect to locals that live around it it'd be Beheadingly
yeah let's listen to zachary 'the declaration was sound and it was all on bairstow' bowen
AIM FOR THE FOOKING STUMPS
>double umpire's call barely clipping>given out immediatelyShitheap engshitter piechuckers get 4 stumps to aim at but engshitter batters only have to defend 2 stumps. Funny that
>britjeet lives in a country he hates >britjeet supporting a country that hates him kek
>>157409677>>157409815Imagine living like this. No possibility of ever being calm, being permanently on edge.
GONE GOTTEM 5-FER FOR OLLIE
5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer 5-fer
Based RobinsonCan Tongue get one himself
CLEANED THEM UP 5FER FOR TONGUE
2 5-fers IN A FUCKING ROW
>two 5fers>KINO>kino>KINO>kino
WHO GETS THE FUCKING BALL
>171 all outEmbarrassing
Now Gays going to ruin it all out for a duck ffs
>>157409872goes back in the box if England need a ball replacement in a future test.
Tongue 9.1-0-46-5Robinson 185-3-51-5
*18.0
>>157409836his lack of any partner has dealt a devastating izzat loss to his familyhe comes here to cope
>4 of the top 5 wickets were taken by Robinson>4 of the bottom 5 wickets were taken by Tongue
England are going to bottle this you know, I know it bring it on
With that batting line up no doubt but still >shitjeet cope lel
earlythread>>157409954>>157409954>>157409954
And it’s fucked
God hates pakistan
>>157409961(You)Lucky midget
