Pakistan in England: 1st Test @ Headingley; Day 1PAK 171. (48.1) Tongue 46/5; Ollie 51/5England about to bat.
Gay cannot play for england again
britjeets crying in the dead thread by himself kek what a loser
>duckett lbw>not outKek like i said >>157409815 cheating subhuman engshitters only have to defend 2 stumps funny that
Always said he wasn’t an opener. Should have played him at three
That's hilarious. This is what you get for letting kiwi & saffa shitter umpires do it instead of Big Based Paul Reiffel.
HES SCORED A RUN
>>157409975>England returns to being homophobic
YFO
>Gay asking about swingingthey can't keep their minds off it can they
That's better gay
last time I saw someone driven that well by a Gay, I was a passenger in britjeet's uber haha
>2.7 econlads did bazball get nuked or something?
EIDF (engshitter ijjat defence force) trying to deflect from the fact that kanglus heeem'd the pensioner convicts who heem'd engshitters 4-1 kek
two nil
Hey siri have england ever lost a cricket series to Ireland
Ah yes, the famously rivalry-free relationship between English and Australian cricket.
Duckett FUCK IT
stupid midget
duckett with a frustrating bard like innings
>yeah let's review it when it's hitting the middle of middle
>if they didn't want me to waste reviews they shouldn't make me the #1 batsperson
GAY COXsounds like /cric/ lmao
I am no longer homophobic
IM HOMOPHOBIC AGAIN
me? watching gay cox
GAY OUT
wtf pakistan took a catch
*notices the sky graphics team kept Cox name on top of Gay's even though Gay was on strike*
gay in the back watching cox
Pakistan vs Mini Pakistan iykwim
>>157410074they're absolutely seething at this post
looks like another lil two nilly turned uphave that flag filtered though I'm afraid lol
>>157410281>>157410295thinking of playing a round of golf this weekend if you are free mate
>pakistan fielding
>test cricket*appears*>zachary lawrence garth bowen*disappears*
where the hell is zachy
Just watched the highlights. Why did Duckett review the most plumb lbw ever. I think he's feeling the pressure. Might get dropped by Fleming.
>>157411076in his bedsit regretting wasting his mum's blank cheque on dork
Is this Zachy's 2026 edition of fortress Karachi? >>157409183
I'm new to cric. how come in test cricket there are so few 6s? in the hundred it feels like they're whipping it into the stands on every bowl
>>157411716indians pay them to hit 6s
>>157411716Different ball mate. Deviates more. Harder to hit.
>googooogooo gaagaaa
On the shitter at work lads
genuinely don't think cricket is all that as a sport in 2026 desuand I mean any of the formats
I mean even the bangladesh win... nobody gave a fuck about 2 hours later lmao
>>157412157it has so much inertia that the bad decisions made even 10 years ago are only finally affecting the soul of itthe hundred, t20 franchising, indians being indians, it all kills the soul of the sport but it doesnt happen overnightlike a train with so much momentum, it doesnt just stop when you hit the brakes, but anyone paying attention can feel its slowing down
>ggaaaagaaa gooogoo
wewGOBS of ANGRY criccies in dis criccy nglcOuLD IT bE…>ausissies THOROUGHLY getting humiliated by eastern KABOOMs>KABOOMs getting asswhooped by another minnow>said cruccies moaning about muh INDIA
>the patriotic pajeet who lives in the west because his family couldn't stand the smell of open defecation in their homelandyou're lifelong colonised mate. and that's also why the likes of you and shitjeet are permanently, generationally mindbroken
>>157412385>googoo gaagaagreat contribution to the conversation champ
*1st gen heretabla for CTR+ correcting the record
>>157412422awww x
>>157412385GOTTEMIn the last few days>convict gayflrs arrested for gang rape>convict warner charged with drunk driving>convict tennis mutt krygios testing positive for cocaine>convicts so mad they got the LAUGH AT CONVICTS thread deletedThe convicts aren't taking their arsewhooping by mercury-laden kanglus very well are they KEEEEK
>1st gen>sebshit is literally one of those jeets who says 'sarr' and 'do the needful'lmaoooo
>>157412482WELL put fella x
>>157412522yer mum knows I do the needful fella x
>>157412608>>157412566queem QUEEM
https://youtu.be/8uYWNACGUU0brb x
anyway, well done poms - good to get your feet under you with the new coach
Imagine being a poo lmao
>>157412705Haven't won yet champ
wish the test started today
>>157414804based exam proctor iykwim haha
Wouldn't mind a prostate exam right now iykwim haha
get it
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157415823Ok explain it
>>157415857id rather not
any retardmen?
Good morning sirs
>>157416122Turn the monitor off iykwim haha
we need him back more than ever
What did the chair say to the man?Pleased to seat you
watching the highlights of last nights playthat cox fella has a nice technique, very simple and natural
Is Fleming actually coaching this game? Thought he was doing random shit for a bit
good bit of /cric/ recently lads well done
>>157416585Marcus "Weakmind" Trescothick standing in.
clear after day 1 that england are winning this by an innings>>157416289I'm only here for these /cric/ jokes
County Championship back again today as well.
They’re not even hiding it anymore FUCK these immigrants. Shut the borders
>>157416809did you fall over just when you were about to take this picture?hope you're ok mate
>>157416828Nah mate dont ask me why iphones decide to be fucking retarded faggots when uploading
>>157416842>iphones decide to be fucking retarded faggotsAnd I presume the "retarded faggot" the iphone is "fucking" is you?(actual) pro tip: either crop the photo or take a screenshot of it and post that instead to fix the orientation
>>157416946The iphone should upload a pic normally you retarded faggot Stop talking like a retarded faggot as well
>>157416809>FUCK these immigrants.don't mind if i do iykwim haha
THE RETVRN: /COUNTY/ Championship, round 10All streams on youtube and the ECB website, live text and radio links on the BBC Cricket page. >Division One Hampshire v Yorkshirehttps://youtu.be/IwxFxSWVxtsLeicestershire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/tjmymt-q5_MSomerset v Essexhttps://youtu.be/IsPfHhcPogoSurrey v Nottinghamshire https://youtu.be/G5U04JCA8Z0Warwickshire v Sussex https://youtu.be/vN2TSRT7JnA>Division Two Derbyshire v Durham https://youtu.be/hZFseoiikaYGloucestershire v Worcestershire https://youtu.be/m30zAhg2kjwLancashire v Northamptonshiredickless fucks Middlesex v Kent https://youtu.be/6dX4RYGLVdg
>>157416946fix your orientation (sexual)
>>157416964They’re not interested sanjay
>>157416970correct table >absolute state of the points system
Man you try to make a funny anti immigrant joke and a bunch of faggots jump in your inbox Retarded faggots you deserve this
>>157416998Are any of those team names even real? Seems AI generated
>8pm kickoff
Have to watch the championship instead then!
>convict and sheep rapist hours
See shitjeets has woken up
Crawley looking very nervy. Struck on the thigh and the ball going through bat and pad (too back of a length again)
Statistically, 9/10 convicts enjoy gang rape
I liked using Flashscores to check the progress of any ongoing cricketing because I was using the app for other sport too, but I've noticed that they are slow or inaccurate about cricket scores lately. For example the app still says in this test that England has 10 wickets. remaining.
More like crawley back to the sheds lmaoSurprised he hasn’t been dropped over this banter
>>157417383Yeah sorry about that mate, my golf game was meant to start at 2pm but got moved to the morning so I had to give my jamboy a wake up call
>the dork of yorks adopted county in charge of decent weather
need to get him a jamgirl so he stops talking about rape all the time
This girl hot?
mornin’ champs x
yfo mate
>>157416607tabla x
>>157416122turn on the monitor fella x
Notts getting torn a new one by Slurry
new guy here, hi :))questionhow’s cricket different from ping pong?https://www.reddit.com/r/Thatsactuallyverycool/s/mAmFl2mM0N
im very disappointed that there was no cricket tonight
soime ngl
>>157418288see>>157416970
criggy back on fellas
>>157418996*minnows criggy
When's the YFO back on?
>paki ball tamperingthey never learn do they
>it started WAKE UP SPASTICS
>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHALF TON UP
This is really showing how bad Pakistan's innings was.
>dropped the mohammad-mohammed trophy!
>>157419346keKkkkk
*momo trophy
spastic in the crowd dropping his pints
>>157419354The pakistan players are drinking during the game?
eeeer gonecox'd it up
>umpire gave it out before anyone appealedlmao
why the fuck has he reviewed that. surely he knew he'd hit it
cox out
work called
>One of the AskCricViz questions has had us stumble onto something very interesting on Joe Root.>With this partnership with Jordan Cox, Root has now registered 50-plus partnerships with 45 distinct partners in Tests, the joint-most partners, tied with Shivnarine Chanderpaul from West Indies.>Also interestingly, this partnership with Cox is the 88th time Root has been involved in a 100-plus partnership, the joint-most in Test history on par with Rahul Dravid from India.Good statting
>one clearly knicked >one fucking plum>we'll have a pooview thanks m8and all reviews lost
plumb
>yeah m8 we'll have a review
bit gay tbqhwy
>>157419466ikwym
>dropped the patel-ahmed cup
GONEGOTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE CHIPPY CUNT
>dropped the brum trophy of peace and cuptural enrichment
>>157419542*cultural enrichment
>test cricket*appears*>zachary dawid davies bowen*disappears*
anyone know who currently leads the mortaza hilfenhaus trophy
a bedsit has sold just in York for the same price as I bought my airy and well-presented one bedroom flat
>>157419623Australia will win 5-1 when the ACB add tests in Kalgoorlie, Thursday Island, Cairns, Nhulunbuy & Port Hedland.
i'm going to drink a LOT tomorrow
England winning so Jamboy probably not going to bother with the seethe at England during cricket matches gimmick
teetotal community here mate, maybe try the deanoball threads
should have a zimmy test in jersey tbqh
Retard keeper doesn't bother catching the ball.
>Pakistan fieldinglololololololol.Never change.
>pakistani fieldinghow are they bad at everything
>drop ball so it can't be a catch if it got a knick>miss throw so there's no run-out>outside the line review
Absolutely vintage Cackistan in this session
>>157419019Based bhaiyo sledging engshitters and pakis in 2 words now kek
stokes and baz be loike, >come on in lads>we have enough for entertaining>we are entertainers after allya? haaa
>>157420131kektabla x
>talking about the Old Trafford 23 ashes test and “they said it would rain and you need to declare and instead they didn’t a brilliant batting display”Yh and then it fucking rained and the match was drawn you fucking idiot. Fuck em these commentators are thick as shit on radio or tv.
>make a half century >give the oppo an easy catch Lawrence going to fit in with the bazballtards
>>157420135The engshitter Boom-Bust Cycle be like>hire a peewee>minnowbash pakis on doctored luckseam wickets>LADS IT'S COMING HOMEYOU ARE HERE>get heem'd by India, that is Bharat>get heem'd by convicts>get heem'd by peewees>crisis>sack everyone (except Rob Key)>throw yourself under a train because the dressing room is that toxic
No one's going to read that mate
>>157420168To get anything out of that match they would have had to declare at slightly before the end of day 2, to have a bowl at Australia and there would have been a level game at that point. Half of day 4 was washed out, would they have got 10 wickets of Australia and then chased down whatever Australia got (which might have been a 300 target) in a day and a half? Doubtful.Maybe they should have but declaring early could have turned a draw into a loss, and the series would be 3-1 instead of 2-1.
>>157420216>Maybe they should have but declaring early could have turned a draw into a lossThey did exactly that in the first Test. Fucking Stokes.
The B in Zachy B stands for bedsit
>>157420189kekKkkkk>>157420206you should!!
>can't even minnowbash a ton against pakisKEKEK
keeper got a bail facial
dire innings
Test (cricket)
England making a mess of this
Bit of a collapse here.
hattie is on!>he celebrates in traditional English fashion, by praying to mecca
Taking an engshitter batting. Got the strong bleach
bit of a shit batting performance by both peems desupakistan just didn't bother catchingshould be an innings win for >us in the next day or two
>>157420216>would they have got 10 wickets Australia were like 100/4 at the end of day 3 >turned a draw into a loss you type this like Australia were anywhere close to winning that match. >>157420249Basically came down to him letting Bairstow statpad a 99*
Some absolute cope from the commentariat as per usual, acting as if this has somehow been a good day for England rather than having dropped a bollock. 112/2 at start of play and should have been looking to post a 300< target and instead they're going to get bowled out for less than 400 even with some poor paki bowling. A few cheap dismissals again, typical.
*hourly tap*
Imagine being a 40 year old jeet begging for attention on 4chan. Sad!
>>157420597It wasn't as good as it could be but Pakistan are gonna need at least 400 to stay in the game.
>>157420628we recently found out he's 1st gen lmaoliterally a jeet scammer who moved to the states at 23 and still has the accent and head wobble
kekkKkkk
umm…go on fella
>>157420597Not getting to a 200 run lead by the end of the day was sloppy as fuck
>>157420597that’s on par (golf lingo yh¿) for a minnow v minnow bash fellaplain asx
*part & parcel if you don’t care for golf x
Why don't they ever put two fielders at the boundaries directly behind and in front of the batsman? The batsman always hits it or chips it forwards and backwards and they could catch them out easily.It wouldn't go down like this if I was there that's all I'm saying
UTTER STATE of that postutter STATE of English cricketingweew
>englels in here think that since they are in the same WTC as BHARAT and Ausissies, they MUST be peers >expect their raggedyARSE team to dominate their opponent even if they are a KABOOMING minnowillusory superiority anyone¿ hello??oIAMLAFFIN
How many times have India won the world championship?
why is sebshit spamming / sperging out so hard?
>>157421560kek
none, but they have been in the finals TWICE (2) and that is more than 0 (zero) after doing my qwik maths here x
there's no cricket on mate lmao just go do some gardening or whatever the fuck you normally do. eat a waffle, poo outside etc
finna boutta to ngltabla x
Twice is also the number of times Ireland beat India this year
>no, we didn't win but uh aktshually we lost TWICE and that's losing TWICE more than you so haha xwow really showed him there lad
>>157421600he hasn't been the same since that ireland seriesaggressiveness thinly veiled under googoo gaagaa
>>157410552? Shitjeet has been spamming all through this thread m8
>>157421043Particularly a joke when they’ve gone with 6 batsman + a “batting keeper”. Reckon they’ll regret not picking a spinner as well.
>>157421091>>157421345>>157421519Hooooolllyyyy Hindu BHAIYO on an absolute Cheteshwar Pujara special innings here wearing the subhuman engshitters and convicts down with impregnable defence and then POW comes out of his shell with twinkle toes and flicks the engshitter/convict piechuckers through midwicket repeatedly
>>157422042keKkktabla x
better not rain again during the first session or imma go sicko mode
Death, taxes, and the bard century
might become a hindu and start pouring milk on phallic shaped idols
Might go pray at my bard shrine
is that next to the ai zachy shrine
already said I thought Cox had a good technique he scored well yesterday, plays simple shots. a good match for flemballwhat a weird dismissal, ump could tell he fucked up by firing him even though he was out
If Ben Duckett went down to the steamwork he'd be bum fuckit
Last few posts have been a bit too Emilio Gay
if a pewee made a humorous post he'd be... well that'd never happen so no point in continuing the thought.
If an Aussie cheated in cricket he'd be just any regular cheating disgrace Australian and no one would be surprised because they all do it and they still cant beat Bangladesh at home
BOILING
>>157416970/Highlights & Reports/ of Championship, round 10, day 1>Division One Hampshire 60/4.v Yorkshire 173.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yrwlzgvxzohttps://youtu.be/TUFS6UsEiFILeicestershire 113/7.v Glamorganhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyxkpn18g7ohttps://youtu.be/yByQqGA36GASomerset 348/5.v Essexhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cg4d9pqek24ohttps://youtu.be/ZUVAakCK374Surrey 13/1.v Nottinghamshire 184.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq56xp2np0lohttps://youtu.be/iZ6ErY1f7b0Warwickshire v Sussex 99/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crrv4p0eyenohttps://youtu.be/jqlJFrSng14>Division Two Derbyshire v Durham 102/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1w1x205gvwohttps://youtu.be/S8EE5q_tSCcGloucestershire 107/5.v Worcestershire https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq56vd2pj23ohttps://youtu.be/DzLhqKs-TO4Lancashire v Northamptonshire 56/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4g350jze92oMiddlesex v Kent 299/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2rz1742jeohttps://youtu.be/23FtkvXSZbE
>>157420259my flat isn't a studio flat (bedsit). Simply doesn't have the characteristics of one. Too large and too many rooms
bet all those rooms have beds in the corner
1 is a big number for certain man
lusting over certain man, writing prompts, creating images to feed my desires
imagine lusting after a man. not for me.
Writing a weird post on 4chan lads
gm fellas xanother day of GLOrious criggy awaits innit¿
zb (cancerla) u in fella? thoughts on pic related?
seethe on couchy neek
>>157426640hand looks massive
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcDJ8BzPmOw/
can you even fit a couch (FOY btw) in your tiny bedist lmao?
this Pakistani girl is pretty average aye
THE RETVRN: /COUNTY/ Championship, round 10, day 2All streams on youtube and the ECB website, live text and radio links on the BBC Cricket page.>Division OneHampshire v Yorkshirehttps://youtu.be/Hd9Unh8TwV4Leicestershire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/RS1yX3L0dCQSomerset v Essexhttps://youtu.be/uxmndr3oCNwSurrey v Nottinghamshirehttps://youtu.be/5RwO2X60YasWarwickshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/uyF0BKADbO4>Division TwoDerbyshire v Durhamhttps://youtu.be/TpMkF6d3z0wGloucestershire v Worcestershirehttps://youtu.be/Ch5Mo8pa4BcLancashire v Northamptonshiredickless fucksMiddlesex v Kenthttps://youtu.be/1tbSRMQ0YOo
jamie smith looks so forced at the crease
LETS FUCKING GO
mate from uni is staying at the airy and well presented one bedroom palace this weekend
>>157427094He's another Pope, played tons of tests but still looked nervous. Smith is a bottler, said it before, can only score with no pressure and as soon as its put on he shits himself. Once again I am asking for Smith to be dropped and be replaced by Foakes (although I would accept Cox to be given the gloves instead)
>>157426962its isn't a studio flat (bedsit)
>Test cricket *be's on*>Zachariah Llewellyn Ellis Davis Bowen *be's talking about his bedsit*
>2 blokes from sussex together in a bedsit for the weekendhmm
isn't a bedsit
Stokes is batting against Derby
Good start to the day for Essex already two wickets
>the absolute STATE of Paki fielding
FFS you goonhe is fucking shit
>>157426621*MINNOWS criggy
>>157426898*eyeQUEEM
>Went to get dinner done, missed wicket.many such cases
>>157427305What is it with these England batsmen being unable to read deliveries
400 up
Abbas is Paki Mr Bean
>This is the first time in more than a year that England have passed 400 in an innings. Against India at Old Trafford was the last time, 10 Tests ago.Proves how shit they were not just Down Under, but against NZ too.
should I watch the cricket?
The only thing stopping this match ending today is how long these two avoid hitting out.
>>157427418based delayo viewer
oh ffs>took the plate back into the kitchen and washed it>come back and missed wicket
>>157427418I was one ball behind! I misheard I thought the 4th ball was the over and got up.
Bet they smash 400 in reply as well ffs
didnt realise dinesh karthik was pakistani
>>157427523If they do after that first innings, then England's bowling line-up is atrocious.
>Cackistan>again
speccy twat
>Imam Ul-HackKWAB
fuck me I missed that wicket as well
Black magic > poo power
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFRA
this is going to be over within 20 overs
Saw that one.>yeah I'll just hit the ball straight to the guy who is standing there for literally no other reason.>>157427718optimism.
So it's going to be by an innings, but how many runs you reckon fellas? 150?
>>157427731Will be lucky to be lower than 210.
bangladesh would heem both these peems
>>157427741The problem with Bangladesh is they never back up a great performance.
the problem with Bangladesh is that I don't fancy Ladesh
more like bedSHIT KEK
Mark Wood talking absolute shit lmao
>>157427782Fits right in with the rest of the commentators then
criggy rn>be minnow>play loike minnow>OMG why they be playin loike feeakin minnows ;_;
>Pakistan>minnowsThey're the subcontinent equivalent of the Windies: used to be great, now an unpredictable mess
>tongue>root>gay>coxOh come on, these names can’t be serious surely?
>making the same post about the names AGAIN and this peewee never talks about cricket either, the Kiwizachy.
Dins
>>157427862Not my fault they’re silly names I mean come on, who names their kid gay tongue cox!
>>157427862>>157427864kek gottem
is it true the english have a woman (female) as their fielding coach?
>>157427864for three people?
>>157427961Thats a fairly average amount of food for a normal sized person I’d say?
>>157427980I think I'd be struggling on the last two snags
>>157425995The broiling poopelian coper can’t handle bantz
Would do 3 with bread (or a roll) with onion and have the other three for dinner or lunch tommorrow.
>>157428009Yeah 3 went in the fridge, just cook em up for later Fucking delicious thoughLamb ‘sauges are underrated
>>157428026lamb in general is underrated
GONE GOTTEM POLLIE ROBINSON SAYS GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
>ball doesn't move>somehow nick it anyway
fuck sort of ball tampering is this?SAME OL ENGLAND
lamb's biggest problem is how messy the internal structures are. makes it hard to eat and cook and you end up with a lot of parts that have minimal meat.it's why the best things to make with it are mongolian lamb or yogurt marinated kebabs, using shoulder (or if you're a rich cunt) fillet.
remote control ball?
>>157428084kek that stream is so de-saturated
>>157428099it's HDR on my tv but idk how to make that show properly for webms
>>157428079Nothing in the laws say you can't use council estate chav back sweat to shine the ball
blud watching through a 2018 instagram filter
innings victory inside 3 days on the cards the absolute state of test shitcket
Saying on TMS a three day win would mean cucking the South Asians and Caribbean Academy players - who are due to watch the match tomorrow- out of a day watching Test cricket at Headingley
What the fuck is that muppet bowling action
>>157428166Kino is what it is
>>157428166took bowling lessons from a jeet, me thinks
GONE GOTTEMGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
Saud? More like SAD
>>157427980depends how much of a couchy neek you are
got a great weekend itinerary planned for my mate i reckon, in this tourist ridden shithole
>pakis
YOU'VE JUST BEEN LICKED BY THE TONGUE
might drag him to bouldering desu
pakistan bros......I don't feel so good
Pakistan are absolutely shite
JOSH TONGUES MY ANUS
pakistan are a disgrace
Went to play Stalker 2 new patch at lunch. Come back and there's been 3 more wickets.
''well now I have achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a snooker world champion and all those hard slaving years of practice have finally paid off, I think I will now finally go celebrate by feeling up a boy in the shower''Really weird story. Just doesn't add up. He's from easthouses so it's probably just some crackheads who want a payday
Maybe thought his fame would protect him as they would be in awe of him
>>157428687how shortly after winning? 5 minutes? a day? week?
Zachys paki stepdad gonna be fuming
>another celebrappeal>almost didn't review
GONE GOTTEM ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
100 up
>>157428783And with that, pakistan wins the story
>15 off the overmoral victory
ABSOLUTE RETARD PISS OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
This is appalling match management from Pakistan
>another 3 day testthis is fucking grim lads
>why is the pakistan #7 rotating the strike instead of trying to bat for the next 200 overs to save the game
>>157427808>>157427317>>157421519>>157421647*hourly taps*
Wtf is that Yorks rapid decay is undeniable
>>157428858FOY
premier lelgue returns tonightsaffas v kiwis tomororwsports!
I actually agreeevery team that isn't Eng-Aus-Ind are a minnow right nowbut this just makes Bangladesh winning doubly funny
YES GUS
> Eng not a minnow
gg
Ind, ausissies, saffies, peewees DEEP AND WIDE CHASMrestplain x
What a complete waste of time
now what do i watch
>>157429085Undertaker vs Mankind in the Hell in a Cell at the 1998 King of the Ring
>>157429058business idea: only the top four should ever be allowed to play test cricketrest ¿ play ya ‘undies moite x
>>157429130rare good sebbo postaus, eng, nz and south africa
>>157429130Hwat?
>>157429058>India & AusSaffas & Kiwis are the only truly consistently good teams at the moment. >>157429130>only the top four should ever be allowed to play test cricketThis is beyond retarded
>>157429064>>157429085>>157429162>>157429152>>157429148play yer ‘undies moite
Ind, saffies, nzSimple as x
I'm going to watch...The Wire
>>157429184Can't include India after they were humiliated by NZ 3-0. At home. Even England had a better series result against them at the start of the summer, and that series led Stokes to retire.
>>157429200which season fella
>>157429213Season 2, the best season. Obviously.
>>157429227
sebshit's been utterly mindbroken by all the 2-0 posting lmao never seen him seethe (or indeed post this much) during an england win
Zachys asspipe getting gaped by big strong kiwi chads and bard watching in the corner x
>>157429527he had a 3 day cry when bindia got humiliated by aus in the WC final. dropped his gimmick with the frogposting and chabbing bla shite and was begging for everyone to stop the bullying
umm..what 2-0 fella¿ not sure wHAT u R referring to ¿ BHARAT did win THis years’s t-20 WORLD cup if that’s what you talking abouttabla for noting x
seething
seethe on you couchy neek try doing a 20mm max hang for once in your life
who are you talking to
>>157429006>forgetting SA Pozzies like to forget but the Boks beat them at Lord’s last year, even if getting there was done rather fraudulently. Besides I suspect >we will lose our series there in the winter.
>>157429579>zachy >zachy >zachys arse>zachys bed >zachy AI photos >Zachy in bed >zachy >zachy getting fucked up the arse totally not obsessed or gay lol
Australia Bangladesh in 4 bongs 30 bings
Saturday Sport: 01:00 Australia vs Bangladesh (day one) 06:00 Knights vs Sea Eagles 08:30 South Sydney vs Wahs10:35 Dragons vs Bulldogs11:00 Dutch GP - Sprint 12:30 Hull vs United 15:00 Dutch DP - Qualis 15:05 St Helens vs Tigers 16:05 Saffas vs Kiwis 17:30 Brentford vs Spurs 17:30 Hull KR vs Toulouse 19:30 Bayern vs Dortmund20:00 Dragos vs Hull FC
His head has gone He's not even there anymore Women have destroyed him
>>157430815Calm down zachy, drink your alcohol. Its definitely not spiked with a roofie
based king
had a good shower thought earlierw ecan no longer say chinaman bowler but we're still allowed to say chink in the armourbeen pondering it since
>>157431940Zachy never drank a pint of proper Bitter in his life (too much of a poof)
>>157431502Forgetting last day of the Ebor Festival tomorrow. City of York Stakes and the Ebor Handicap PLUS the country championship
>>157432067Might get a chinky for dinner tonight. Craving a sweet and sour pork. Zachy will probably get angry about this
dunno why zachys mum bought him a bedsit when he already lives rent free in peewees heads
>>157399870 >Joe Root called on his England players to be "really good role models and humanthreadly remainder that cric had NOT been following Joe Root’s edict tabla for noting x
>>157432546has
>>157432337Corr might get a chippy lunch tomorrow I like your thinking
ummm..keKkwho is that fella
fully expecting today’s ausissies v bang to be spicy might give it a proper watch ngl
>googoo gaa gaayeah nice one sebbo keep up the great work
In Bathurst there was a gold-diggerWhose wealth was about to grow bigger,Until another manTook off with his pan --And it wasn't a black one. Go figure...
>>157432585
>>157432585>>157433579fucking redditors
phoebe litchfield has never been to a reddit gym
based truthy b
>>157430782SA are the best team in the world by a margindont forget it
>>157433560aww tabla x
>shadman
GONE FUCK OFFFIRST BALL OF THE TEST
mitch "ollie 'tommy' robinson" starc
Spanked away for 4. Losing shadman early was all part of the master plan. Aussies took the bait
STARCGOD
shanto be allowed a run
PLUMB
>>157434373ump gets a breakfast ball this early in the morning
ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Losing Hasan early all part of the master plan. Trust the process
we're going to want to keep them under 34 runs if we're going to win this
Losing Shanto early all part of the master plan. Trust the process
MITCHELL STARC HAS A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>ball is inside the wicket>umpires call
Every ball looks like death
>no hattrickLost the story
what did he mean by this
So is it an unplayable greentop or are the Bangas just returning to form?
need 3 refs to see if a ball was caught
>>157427753
ahhhh so it was an aberration
Based Starc taking all the wicketsthis match over by tomorrow
ez
>>157434521It is Australia cheating like usual
>>157434572reckon they should stop sticking the bat at wide balls
>I need you biggest poolapse ypu have>No that's too big
Fucking hell
KEK ARE YOU KIDDING CUNT
How do you drop that? What a spastic
Starc nearly had a 5fer in the first session ON HIS BIRTHDAY
send him back to snug
>>157434679in his first spell toowonder if any bowler has achieved that before
>>157434679
fivefer in the first hour in his first spellgotta be some history there
absolute clinc
Watch Starc get save the team with his batting as well later
>>157434684Starc did that to the Windies last year
>>157434582Did they pump some moisture into the air to create the swing that the Bangas can't handle?
bangas have a lot of heart and soul
20 par pitch
>>157434733yeah m8any sort of cheating you can think they could do Australia have done so far today
Mehidy trying a Smith tism moment thereI could easily believe Smith having that problem but not this Mehidy
Can you enforce the follow on if you haven't batted yet?
>>157434915no
Wasnt let in by a dickhead bouncer in York even though I was so soberI give so fucking much for this county but get so little in return Can't even get into a bar when I am mildly pissedThere are people out there one punch killing people
>poopeelia lost to this by 9 wicketsKEK how embarrassing
>he didn't pass the pub test
Why do I even bother at this point? Why do I sacrifice my good soul?
>>157434962There are browns out there stabbing people mate, never mind the punch ons.
>>157434962i can do that, but i control my anger
>>157434962My sister (who lives in London) told me an old lady in her building got murdered by a home invader the other day
Love me some BBW
Big Bash Women?
Big Beau Webster
>We'll have a pooview thanks
>>157434506dis>>157433170
All nightclub bouncers will feel my full wrath one day
>>157434962Good thing they captured it on video zachy
Was having such a great time Dancing to Charli xcxDidn't get let back inIt's just annoying, they are an obstacle and they are stupid
based
>>157435141Howling
>>157435141kek
>Dancing to Charli xcx
GOTTEM YESFUCK OFF
They interrupted me vibing to music I am impossibly annoyed
>>157435192which song were you dancing to fella
cumgod
All bouncer job applications should be a honey trap Anyone who applies should be instantly sent to the gulag
Captain Coward taking away more wickets from Starcdespicable behaviour
bet it was Boom Clap
>6/23lol. lmao even.>People bought day 3 tickets thinking they'd be in for a good match because Bangas won the last matchkwab>Australia decided to bowlIs the ball doing crazy shit?
God I hope Bangladesh win
ask yer mum to buy out the club fella!
midge back in the commentary box
>>157435061refugee status?hot sister's number status?
"wobble" seam is just bowlers lacking the ability to get the seam uprighti blame t20
>>157435276so true
>>1574353252 of starc's wickets were just from hanging the bat a ways outside off but yeah it's been swangin
Wtf Bangladesh You were meant to be the light in this dark worldNice job pooladeshYou had one one job One fucking sport One fucking jobA country of 200 million and you had one fucking jobFor fuck sake
For me Zachy is the one that proved physiognomy was real. Like they hire people with his physiognomy to play basically his natural personality the he exhibits in /cric/ but as the archetype scoundrel, conman, untrustworthy grifter in tv shows and movies.
Fucking pathetic
Australia already lost the narrative before this test begun. Should've offered the mighty Bangladesh three tests
>physiognomythis has been completely debunked as pseudoscientific rubbish you absolute fucking rabid antisemite
Bangladesh had one job A singular occupation
>>157435465>200 millionreally? south asia, like africa, really need to pearn about condoms because they sure as hell don't have the impulse control for abstinence
normies have to deal with "wife guys" posting on the internet while /cric/ has to deal with "zachy guys"
hate bouncers memore a front foot player
i don't hate bouncers i love islanders especially their women iykwim haha
starc's figures are ruined historybros...
This all could have been avoid if the Bangas stayed off of Starc's wicket like he told them.
>>157435466He is my Celtic brother though I am taller and heterosexual, better actor too I mog him
i would like to raise the question. mitch marsh?
What's the point in marrying if you don't want children?
>>157434403
give marn a bowl
tax cuts/incentives innit
Got the dreaded text again , lads Why is nobody willing to accept my potent Welsh seed https://youtu.be/BUiUWyRfBeM?is=17oX5T84uW7UgPFC
front foot cut for me
The faggiest fag on /sp/'sRight here in this thread... In fact, he's...Named Zachary B!—Who sucks 'em with glee,And spends half the day on his knees.
thinking aus won the session
My virile neeth eggMy explosive south Wales sex bomb
The government should take away your incentives if you don't have kids. You're only keeping certain long nosed people happy by becoming a DINK
what is she wearing
>>157435721god shes sexo
>>157435721>Look ma, I'm a grown up
If you do 20mm max hangs it makes your unvaccinated Welsh sperm more valuable, more precious
you took it and you aren't welsh and it's spelt 'unathletic' not 'unvaccinated'
I am unironically the most undperaid man in the UK
>undperaidfor good reasob
>>157435787copeNever took Matt Hancock's special elixir Getting vaxxed just wouldn't fit the narrative
I am a pure blood from neath port Talbot
why are you britcels awake?
I reckon Cameron winter is unvaxxed and uncirmicsed
>>157435857meth mostly
>>157435325Ball is swinging but the pitch is just like an old school Gabba wicket, nothing crazy.
>uncirmicsed
>>157435857test cricket
you took it for grandpa bowennothing to be ashamed of really
If you are unvaccinated and uncircumcisedYou can think think with an unparalleled ascended clarity You are basically a god amongst men
If you are unvaccinated and uncircumcisedYou can stinkywith an unparalleled ascended clarityYou are basically an anteater amongst men
All bouncers have half a dick No foreskin
other half is in zachys ass lol
fucking hell Neeky B just put the drinks down and go to bed mate
>>157436019>You will never know the pleasure of a woman circling her tongue under your foreskin.Why live?
>>157435964No I didn't actually But I would give almost anything to have another email from him
This mortal coil We are all hurtling, snowballing towards death I think my grandfather's greatest lesson was just not to be a couchy. If you have beer fear, fuck it, go do 20mm max hangsDo something rather than nothing
Never got vaxxed, never will. I'm a natural selection enthusiast.
CUMGOD
big mitt beau webster
The devil makes work for idle laptop thumber hands
Personally, I would crawl through broken glass just to kiss the mouth of the last the guy that sucked Patrick Cummins' cock.Patrick Cummins is just that handsome and capable.
>I'm a natural selection enthusiastaka a reddit atheist *tips*
Why you do this to me, Bangladesh?Why you let me down?
GONE GOTTEM
>>157436187idle hands are the devils tools
Me thinks Hazlewood passes the eye test
thinking aus poolapse before stumps
primed for a renshaw double ton
Guess you could say bangers are mashed haha
thank you 67god
If i was the captain of Australia right now i would unironically send out the lower order to bat first just for a laugh
>>157436286you're wrong
>>157436300haha, good one my friend
Just let work know I sharnt be coming in on the morrow
>>157436300
38-8 LMAO
a record in the making....
I have gotten elite at cricket spectating. I can completely fool the missus into thinking I am conversing with her when in reality I am 100% focussed on the match and hearing all commentary
Hazelwood should've fucking heemed the paki khunt
*blocks your path*
CHEATING CUNT
sneaky
Hazelwood seething that he's missing out on the party
>>157436347
>>157436380Lmao
Jesus christ old mate in the stands looks like human jerky
If they lose the wicket now they scammed us out of their lowest score.
>>157436445average north qlder
Beginning to pick up some steamWere the Bangladesh cricketing team:Beat the Aussies awayInside the 4th day,But alas, just a fluke it would seem...
losing grip on the story here
the story is slipping away
the poovival begins
Is Shoriful number 11? Big effort to top score for his team.
/strongmind/ islam partnership
gonna try and have a wank during the innings break I think
60 should be enough, time for a deccy
GOTTEM GONE
did that even touch lol
>>157436632jamsissies our response?
>>157436754Classic case of Aussies cheating like always
extras off to a flyer
>Bangladesh all out for 64What the fug happened I missed everything
>>157436979Starcgod destroyed them immediately and they never recovered
matthew renshaw? more like a-few runs-short
>RenshawlmaoKonstas would not have let this happen
Healy is unbearable to listen to
Will Marnus?
If Marnus can get a 50 here, he's spot is safe for the next 3 years
Are we just not bothering with a new /cric/ then?
Bus change is only in the team because he is lucky
idk how to bake
>>157437120>>157437120>>157437120>>157437120>>157437120
Ffs Healy needs to fuck off
>>157435141KEK Bodied that freak
>>157436397Did they appeal for obstructing the field? That should be out.
