Thursday (13/08)>Libertadores19:00 | Mirassol x LDU21:30 | Rosario Central x Corinthians>Sudakino19:00 | Santos x Macará19:00 | Vasco da Gama x Olimpia21:30 | Cienciano x BotafogoSexday (14/08)>Argentina20:30 | Racing Club x Banfield>Uruguay19:00 | Boston River x Danubio>Colombia (UTC-5)20:00/18:00 | Llaneros FC x Deportes TolimaSaturday (15/08)>Brasil16:30 | Fluminense x Palmeiras18:30 | Athletico x Red Bull Bragantino21:00 | São Paulo x Coritiba>Argentina14:30 | San Lorenzo x Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe14:30 | Aldosivi x Tigre16:45 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Gimnasia y Esgrima19:00 | Club Atlético Belgrano x Independiente Rivadavia19:00 | Newell's Old Boys x Deportivo Riestra21:15 | Club Atlético Platense x Boca Juniors>Uruguay10:00 | CA Cerro x Albion FC13:00 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Montevideo City Torque16:30 | Racing de Montevideo x Nacional19:00 | Montevideo Wanderers x Cerro Largo>Colombia (UTC-5)20:05/18:05 | Atlético Nacional x Independiente Santa Fe22:10/20:10 | Boyacá Chicó FC x Junior Barranquilla22:10/20:10 | Cúcuta Deportivo x Rionegro Águilas DoradasUTC-3previous: >>157329917
It's a good thread.
wahoo!bing bing!here we go!
>>157340183>Atlético-MG projeta dívida em R$ 1,6 bilhão e 'socorro milionário' para evitar 'bola de neve'; entenda bastidores
>>157340189debt is just a number
>>157340172good thread
>>157340189Faz o igual o Vasco e entra em recuperação judicial pra pagar uns 10% desse valor só
>>157340189>>157340193They're actually not overspending considering Hulk's departure to Flu left a considerate gap in the payrollit's not a net negative
They use a trator cause brasil is an agriculturally focused country
>>157340232They would have done it already, they're admitedly not going on the recuperação judicial route because their owners are bankers and they want good credit
Anime
is for
pedos
If people wanted to sabotage flu in order to make a safe it would have happened it 2024 to implode flu's valuation (like what happened with botafogo and Vasco) after a relegation. Simply spending a lot of money on shitters is not enough, that just smells like the typical criminal dealing between (((Empresarios))) and people like Mario
(Mario reffers to Super Mario bros, the SNES classic)
Que Mario?
>>157340272uhm, super mario bros released on the NES (also known as FAMICOM in Japan)
>>157340279There's no evidence that supports this claim, you'll need to talk to my trator lawyer and fullfil the recuperação judicial path
>>157340293https://bootleggames.fandom.com/wiki/Nintendo_de_Venezuela
>>157340277agachate y conocelo kkkkkkkk
>>157340346Based. Brazilians in shambles.
>flavio won't run for president because he's affiliated to missãowtf is happening
>>157340382literal nothingburger, politicfags are so dumb
>>157340251I forgot that galo SAF owners were (((bankers)))
>>157340233I don't know well enough about Galo's finances to give a comprehensive input, but so far they're at a net loss this year when it comes to transfers. https://www.capology.com/br/brasileiro/janela-de-transferencia/2026/>>157340267I don't think it's about empresários either. Fluminense's scouting team is just one of the worst in the first division. Most of Fluminense's signings are either players that played well (even if in a distant past) in the Brasileirão (Ganso, Felipe Melo, Cano, Keno, Samuel Xavier, Canobbio, Savarino, Hulk), former Fluminense players (Fred, Marcelo, Thiago Silva), and players who have played against Fluminense (Arias, Freytes, Serna). Whenever the club deviates from this and tries to sign a novelty player, the result is disastrous.
>>157340432I can't read the details of that link because all of it is paywalled
just pay it
>>157340540can you lend me some money? I'll pay you later
>>157340525I know, just shared for the transfer balance because they have the most intuitive interface for it.
>janela de transkkkk meu deus estos brasileritos kkkk muito bom muito bom
>>157340525(you can look beyond the paywall if you search for it on the archive dumbass)
>>157340548i'll lend you a pfizer booster
>Hayat Tahrir al-Sham is the same a Al-Qaedadecada ganada btw
what if trikaschizo is right and cocaine money is used by Abel and Leila to win matches?
Mr. Worldwide meltie
I think I will just abandon football I rate the tireshop
>>157341062me toothe world of football and specially brazilian football has been so bleak latelyzero enthusiasm
um dia eu irei escrever um livro detalhando os 4 anos de roubos da máfia judaica S.E Palmeiras
>>157341160PENALACOOOOOOOOO
>>157340432I think in some cases the (((empresário))) is the root cause. I don't think you can say that the likes of la Vega, lucumi, terans etc could be chalked up to scouting, there's something very fishy going behind the curtains at the orange Grove
>>157341062>>157341097at one point you simply realize that the reason why World Cup tourists are so hated is because they are happy
>>157341097You will promote puteiros, betting houses and other scams and you WILL be happy, despite the fact that quality and competitiveness are dead and buried
In Brazil, the Big Bang is known as the Explosinha Belezão
>>157341160not a pen, in fact it should be a foul from the attacker for stepping onto the gk leg
>>157341423>lhe comiiirc it was a venda casada by Arias' agent in exchange for the contract extension. Empresários definitely have a pull in Laranjeiras, but I think incompetence is a bigger issue than malice in the club. When your scouting is shit, it's easier for an agent to say "I heard you want a left-footed winger. I have a left-footed winger. Here are his best moments for Deportivo Cali."
>>157341160Sociedad Deportiva Corrupterias de San Pablo
>>157341160I would be ashamed to support a team like that, sorry, that's not a team, it's a satanic cult.
Look what Jardim did to my boy…
O São Paulo conversa com ao menos três empresas pelo novo naming rights do estádio do Morumbi.Entre as empresas, a BYD é considerada aquela com as conversas mais avançadas. No entanto, a negociação não está próxima de ser fechada e, por isso, o clube mantém conversas abertas. No caso da montadora chinesa, a ideia do "trocadilho" seria mantida, indo de Morumbis para MorumBYD.
>>157341632Pega no meu com as duas mãos
Agora eu fico pensando aquipq só o Palmeiras tem acesso a máfia do apito? Nenhuma vez na história do futebol mundial um clube apenas teve acesso a comprar juiz e os outros naoTalvez seja maior esquema de tráfico de cocaína do mundo
>>157342143kkkkkkkkkkk
>>157342144modo serio
This is aura
Jokes and trikaschizoing aside, Vasco's purchase will be a good tira-teima for the Palmeiras question. If refs suddenly start being generous with the São Cristóvão club, we'll have a confirmation that Crefisa was behind everything all along.
You guys don't actually think conmebol refs are favoring palmeiras, right?
>Vasco x Olimpia exclusive on Paramount+
Nobody hates palmeiras, just blacks.
I don't hate people based on the color of their skin
It's interesting how this has always been a pattern for clubs from Rio.
thinking about this
fogao hoje
>fogao hoje
>Trikaschizo: Oi por favor preciso de um comprovante>Gerente do banco: ah senhor meu sistema nao tá gerando venha aqui pegar impresso>Vc tá falando sério?>Já deixei aqui separado com minha funcionária>Vc nao pode escanear?>O Scaner nao está dando para enxergar
>main squad against Macará when you have the risk of being relegated LMAO. Is Cuca retarded? Especially considering that Santos will face Palmeiras in Copa do Brasil.
>>157343133>Especially considering that Santos will face Palmeiras in Copa do BrasilThey play Vasco next round at São Januário for the death game
Tem coisa melhor que ver a isabel chorar numa quinta a noite?
Sunsighting is playing LDUWho are we rooting for
Próximo técnico do Santos é
>mfw finding out Olimpia has 3 /copalib/ titles>mfw realizing Olimpia is bigger than V*sco>mfw I have no face
Saw Santos lose at Vila against a team wearing Aston Villa's colors, couldn't identify the team
>>157343283>mfw finding out Olimpia has 3 /copalib/ titles>no face postedgb2/int/, tourist
Gurizada ainda tá nessa de Isabel a guria tá casada, não faz mais vídeo e tem dois bacuri e os cara tão nessa ainda
>>157343298só tem doente mental aqui, incluindo eu e você
>>157343283You will not believe what almost happened the year Olimpia won it's last copalib
>>157343331A Dra Laura disse que eu sou normal
>>157343283Olímpia is the biggest club in cone sur
>>157342516No purchase will take place, don't fall for the memes
Copalib was a fucking joke before 96
>>157343350a dra laura e a sua mãe estão em um complô pra te enganar
>>157343389Copalib is more of a joke today than it ever wasThis Brazilian supremacy is boring and retarded
>>157343412It’s just boring because your shit club can’t win shit, let’s be honest
Did the Fluminense twister that sold his soul actually died 2 years afterwards?
>>157343435Fluminense got 10 years of hurt for every goal missed by ValenciaIt’s only starting
>>157343422The footy being displayed by palmolengo is blindness-inducing, we as sudacas shouldn't have to bear it year in and year out, thank God put fire won 2024
>>157343387It'd be the funniest thing ever if Lamacchia duped them and left them to deal with the debt over this year's spending which he promised to cover for. But I think the purchase will succeed.
>gabi"gol"
>Only winning team is fucking MirassolThis shit is on fraud watch
>>157343412>brazilian supremacy is boring and retardedSo you're saying the Libertadores has been boring and retarded since São Paulo's Telê won those back to back titles? Ever since we started caring, there has been at least one Brazilian finalist almost every year. The only difference is that now our teams are less incompetent and the rigging isn't as insane as it used to be.There was never a mística or a semblance of parity between Brazil and the rest. The Libertadores was just hard to win because your team would get beat up and robbed in La Bombonera or Defensores del Chaco every time.
Gabigol com o cu cheio de dinheiro, botou duas finais de libertadores no bolso e uma de copa do Brasil e a negrada acha que tá vencendo postando >Gabigol ou >gabigordo aqui Vocês são PATÉTICOS
gabigol's 100th goal with prantos
>>157343506Liga will get an equaliser. Don't delude yourself for a second, this game will be another draw. No winning allowed.
masterclass assist by Neymar, Ancelotti, you know what to do
>>157343454Flamengo were good in 2019, 2021 and 2022. It was Filipinho who inaugurated their semen slurping era.
can mirassol win colapib or is it going to be palmengoslop aain?
>>157343538>N-Norway???? fuck that, bring me Macará!!
>>157343538Ele mandou um tijolo pro cara da frente, deu sorte que o Gabigol é craque
>>157343554He scored against Norway though
>>157343556Bro, youre sick in the head.
sexo con uruguayanas
>>157343556what kind of mental illness mixed with what kind of sexual deviation is this?
>>157343444You don't remember there was a twister that said he sold his soul for the cup?
>they are just now finding out trikaschizo is a repressed homo
>>157343507No, chupaulo winning was actually entertaining (I'm not trikaschizo btw)I think it's more that brasileirão is also a drab
>>157343542Imo flamerda was only good in 2019
Not trikaschizo here but I don’t think he’s a homo, he’s just showing appreciation to the physical prowess of his teams players, that doesn’t mean he’d do actual gay stuff
>>157343599idk but we have a president that sold his soul (and everything else) to israel.
>>157343625You can be homo and not be gay though
>>157343629Israel> Cuba
Non trikaschizo anon here, the best outcome of the year would be San Pablo winning sudakino
>>157343625I'm just a normal guy who likes Chadval
>>157343613I'm not criticising San Pablo, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying that Brazilian dominance isn't as recent as people like to think.
>>157343640Only if they were also relegated
>>157343640We sao paulo bros deserve thiseveryone refball us, we dont have active voice in nothing, nobody respect usWe literally deserve to be treated with decency again
>>157343638kys uncle tom
>>157343538Macará bros...
>>157343659T. mamerto
>>157341632lost the perfect opportunity to make a fart joke
yes im a nordestinoyes i root for sport
This is what hinchas of my club's rival say when their team doesn't win
GOL ANULADOkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADOANULADO
ROBE MACARÁ ROBE
>merdino hinestroza
Pumita went too hard on the vela during the halftime
>>157343918That one guy will show up to say it's not ALL Colombians even though it's always a Colombian.
sentiu
Let's face it: you're just black and ashamed of it.
O VASCO É UMA MERDA
fuck a.nal
Arao or arado in the country means dumb aaaajjjajajaj
>>157344172MODS
Esse rojas é uma merda pqp
>>157344226Podrinho masterclass
o ciclo do reforço vascaíno>vasco contrata um hispanohablante aleatório por 5 milhões de euros>ele joga bem nos primeiros cinco jogos, ganha um jogo difícil contra remo ou mirassol no pinga mijo>torcida fica maluca>logo sai um funk 'o bonde do rojas vai comer todas cachorras ahn ahn'>vasco termina em 14º com esperança pro ano seguinte>jogador não joga nada no outro ano>torcida xinga, ameaça de morte e ele mofa no banco de reservasCICLO RECOMEÇA
>>157344268só servem pra fazer gol no lixo do fluminense mesmo
>>157343530I called it. Nothing ever happens.
i want to nakadashi vasco turra
>>157343556this nigger fap to AI slop all nights
>>157344268The problem with vaskeks is that they never know when to close the little house. They set themselves up for disappointment and shame by choosing to ignore obvious truths.
She would've won this game
>>157344268Como se contratar hispanohablantes genéricos fosse problema só do Vasco, tem um monte de vagabundo falando espanhol em todos os clubes (e aqui no copalib tbm)
Olimpia is shite
La mentira se acabó
>>157344172Qual o gosto do cu de uma Vascaina?
These niggas are nuts
Soleilavisé empatated again
mateuzinho commits crimes
>>157344560
>>157344531perfect soundtrackhttps://youtu.be/o_IjcVLZ6pE
>>157344838this nigga listens to tiktok music
We be a conflictive animal...
Corinthians looking like a Primera C team
>>157345034Trust the plan
>Corinthians owes half a billion dollarsI didn't know they had built a particle accelerator
Shouldn't my boy Memphis be on the pitch?
El CienciANO señores
>btfogo
I CAN'T BREATHE
>botaCACA
fogão bros...
The Uruguayan fogãoposter was found dead in his room
>4-0WHAT
>>157344560Cruzeiro is on the evil side
>We are playing our qualifiers in this stadium next yearIt's gonna be kino
Reminder that Cienciano's coach just said he may leave anytime now cuz probably money issues.
>>157345325Conmebol qualifiers became a competence of who has the highest stadium
I concede to Sudamericana shills just this once. This game is a lot funnier than Rosario Central vs Corinthians.
A yellow for that?
imagine getting goleated by anus science
Botafogo had some cursed goalkeepers this year, this might be the 3rd or 4th
>>157345368Wasn't this the goleiro maluco that defended with a headbutt last game?
>thursday night>game in altitud>getting scored with a peixinho by a fat uruguayan or argenchino strikeryep, it's la bendita sudamericana
>botamerda
>>157345394beautiful
>>157345393Warleson, yes.
Congratulations to Cienciano for the "I beat the worst Botafogo of all time in the first half" title.
insólito
it would be pretty funny if anyone at all cared about bootfire
>>157345425vira lata branded copium
Meanwhile an Athletico played has been sentenced for 13 years in prison for rape
closing the coffin with a classic altitud puñetazo
CienciANO blooter btw
>>157345368Lol
sack franclim fdp
There's no shame, bigger men have succumbed in this position
>>157345472Kek>>157345261
john textor FC deserve the ASSRAPE
>>157345456Holy shit.
>>157345456no te pueden hacer un gol asi, menos si eres brasileño.
>>157345456golazo da porra
>>157345394I feel like the goalkeeper could have done more here
>>157345592He failed in 3 of the goals. The only I don't blame on him is the big golazo.
>Funes Mori is coming to U de Concewat
No Colombians to blame either
>>157345482>Cienciano wins 3-3
4-0THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
remontada
>>157340172i was watching twin peaks with my family, what do you mean hundred anus is 4 -1 against putfire?
>>157345610which one
Campaz why are you so fuckin useless
1x11x11x11x10x00x0I love football best sport evah
>>157345719das rite, if a score looks more like a tennis set then I stop taking that match seriously
5-1>5-1CINCO A UNO
Di Maria is being cooked by Matheus Bidu
STOP THE COUNT
The new vaskek cope is that the fans would've been louder in the Maracanã than in São Januário
>>157345325Do we even know how the qualifiers are going to be? I hope FIFA implodes before 2030
>>157345846Don't worry. Botafogo are strong at home.
>siniores, don't do le racism, okay?
RACISM DETECTEDANULATE THE MATCH AND GIVE THE CUP TO THE BRAZILIANO TEAM
Angel Di Maria, leader of the aryan union
>>157345905We can easily fix this by banning goleiros negros
>>157345932CBD said this in 1950
>bostinha
>>157345905esse macaco do neneca quando era da base do flanegro disse a mesma coisa quando jogou contra o vasco em SJ, tomar no cu ele
This is the 7-1 all over again
>>157345034It just werks
>atomfogo
>Cienciano del Cusco>Full of Argie and Uruguayan mercenariesI sleep
>>157345894Can't you stop being racist for 90 minutes?
>>157345952Based vascaíno micoposter
Bota fogo from the ass after this dicking
suKKKar lynching the hood team
when did fluminense change its logo and colors?
long live the emperor, good luck to him and good luck to those that love him
>>157346017Lel
>mercenariesblud is so dumb
I hope we get one more for memes
qrd on botafogo match? what happened there? are they playing the reserves or what? i just tuned in
Coringão vai classificar, caralho
>>157346078Botafogo are really bad
Losing 6-1 to Cienciano is more embarrassing than losing 4-0 to Atlético Tucumán, right? RIGHT!?
>>157346086Vai ter empate em Itaquera também. Todo mundo vai empatar.
reminder that bostafogo beat pissgay in the mickey mouse cup a little over a year ago
>>157346100
>>157346078la altura did it again
>>157346095No.It's Botafogo, it's la altura, Brazilian teams don't care about the Sudamericana, even if they cared it's the worst Botafogo of all time, Botafogo have a very important game against Vitória in the weekend.
So this is why Ancelotti is coaching their NT
>>157346124:(
>>157346108The 2026 squad looks nothing like the team that played the CWC. Textor speedran the Eurico route.
>>157346140Lyon ain't saving itself.
>>157345991He doesnt rate cuzco or melgar or lima>baka
>>157346140There's no comparison between Eurico and textor
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk botafuego kkkkkkkkk
>>157346151The funny thing is that Lyon fans hate Textor and think he destroyed their club to win the Brasileirão and Copalib with Botafogo. Truth is that he just wrecked every club that Eagle bought.
>rosario
>>157346175Well Lyon need €150 million by June 2027 to avoid administrative relegation(for the third year in a row).
>>157346175Yeah, i saw some french flags saying he use lyon money to botafogo kkkkkkkk while the dude gave free players to lyon and now btfo has a debt to lyonnnnnn kkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk botafogo suck
Its cool seeing botafogo losing but i admit seeing altitude teams winning is kinda shit, bc we know without altitude they wouldnt win shit
>wake up>botafogo estupratedQRD?
corintinas wondiniz won......
>
I hope gambas advance, we want to beat them again. >eterno fregues
>>157346207moramos aqui jogamos aqui rapaziada
>>157346268é sobre isso
>>157346207Del vale is the same.
>>157346171Eurico gave Vasco four years of relevance in exchange for a crippling debt and a ruined future. Textor did the same but gave Botafogo two years under the sun. At the end of the day, they're the same.
CienciANO will rape everyone home like they raped l'anus and botafogo just to lose the cancha neutra final, source: am from the future
>>157346370Not sure about Eurico, but anything Botafogo may have achieved was purely to save Lyon from crashing.
>>157346385Barranquilla being like 20 meters above sea level isn't high enough?
>>157346402no? do bonairenses really?
>>157346219Worst day ever
Heat kills the mountain dweller
>>157346219Diniz always wins
TREMENDO fantasma es di maria
>>157346510Now in english
Haters will say it was the altitude>>157346402>>157346461
diniz will do it again, won't he?
>>157346515The shaking ghost is from maryI think it's something about Jesus and the Holy Spirit
>>157346521It's as obvious as 2023.
>>157346370But he didn't cripple Vasco with debt, Mr KfouriPlease check your sources again otegrn than (((globo)))
Colombia bro I heard your new president is Milei tier aka jewish worshiper and clownis it true?
>>157347335yes and yes, we are fucked.
DON'T LOOK RIBERSISSIES
>>157347697>that ugly satanic globohomo new crest. in our shitty futbol he will be kaka.
>>157341632What about the Bang Bus?
Se ele tivesse Cicinho, Fabão, Lugano, Ceni, Amoroso, Luizão, Mineiro e Josué teria ganho tri mundial
could've been, might've been, would've been but all that matters is it ain't
>>157345456punhetazo da porra
>>157348019>these shitters passed as top players in the early 00squéki
>coworkers already yapping at 8am
EVERY game in this slurpalib fecha was a tieyou ought to be ashamed of yourself
>>157347335Yes and it's basedColombian Kukas BTFO
>>157347727>New
>>157349942lavou ta novo
llavó ta nuevo
>>157349964Is the first one they had a hundred years ago
Thoughts?
>>157350147I find it hard to believe these are real players
>>157349626cala boca filho da puta
>>157350174damn!
>>157350174>He rates LuganoIdk bout Sao Paulo Lugano but by 2009 he was a proper shitterDid score gainst Costa Rica in the first leg doe
And yes all of our moms wanted to make the sexo with Lugano back then. Mine did and she was very vocal about it
Lugano wasn’t even half the player Giménez was and Giménez wasn’t even close to Godin Josue and Mineiro were glorified operários no different than Joao Gomes and AndréIf you’re gonna rate these shitters you can’t say shit about Gerson and Gabigol
>>157350319
>luganoTe la meto por el ano kkkkkk
>It’s a chupaulinos turn the discussion into their homoerotic fantasiesClassicIt’s a tricolor thing San Pablo, nacional, Fluminense, Bahia…
>>157350307cala boca dinossauro
>>157350342Nigga I ain't gay. Can't I talk about my mom's 2009 sexual fantasies in peace? Jeez. Puritan much
>get a nosebleed once during a game>HISTORIC FIGURE ONE OF A KIND TRULY THE PINNACLE OF HOMOEROTISM MVP WE SHOULD STORM THE AIRPORT WHEN HE COMESis that easy to become a legend in san pablo
>enter copalib>they're being gay again
>Lose to priests>Win against Botafogo
>enter copalib>still no banheirão
>>157350826>Win against Botafogoi think you're understating that
>>157350826What's so good about that Juan Pablo Segundo guy what did he do to get Peruvian clubs and his picture up in poor households walls
yjk you're poor if your family had a Juan Pablo Segundo picture or rated Princess Diana. You were bare concrete floor poor my nigga aaajjjajjajajaj
>>157350826Botafogo was felled by evil.
>>157350850I come from a very poor background but never had those, my mother had an estampita of a certain christian saint
Cienciano tried their hardest and fought for every ball just to goleate Botafogo. Really shows you who's the bigger club in this scenario.
brasileros teams can't play above 30mts sea level
>>157350850I remember the time I went to a friend's house he had no floor, like it was litrally dirt
>>157351255even the bathroom?
>>157350972can you?
There are people in /copalib/ who are better at goalkeeping than every Botafogo goalie this season
>>157351314I didn't go to the bathroom, but I do remember his sister calentating water in the stove to take a bath
>>157351439my doctor said I shouldn't, but I could do it if I put my mind to it
>>157351536this is what no electrical showers does to a mf
Will be hilarious when Cienciano loses 7-0 next week
>>157351580it's botafogo bro, not the 70's netherlands
what happens when 7 copalibers enter a single bathroom?
>>157351580Nem os jogadores do Botafogo acreditam nisso.
talvez peidando podeira a sua familia cheirare tudo povo jantoufeijão feijãoé um cheiro muito bomfeijão feijão a gente peida beleza falando com certeza
>wins copalib and sudakinoproblem, palmeme?
>>157351255Yeah that happens in extreme poverty. My father was a lil better off, lived in a conventillo with 2 other families and didn't have electricity till he was 13yoMy mother was better off, had concrete floors. My stepmother had dirt floors and dirt walls unironically
>>157351645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKGfziuw5c
Anytime an uruguayón gives you shit for your countrys economy, remind them in the 70s like 50% of us didn't have electricity. Maybe we need to go back to that to do well at club level. Mfs that HAD to do well or otherwise they'd be back home to a dirt house dirt floor dirty mother dirt everything
>>157351609It's Cienciano bro, not the 70s Brasil
Que hermosa, mi amor
you now remember
>>157351720Considering he’s been a Gordo fodido since the 2nd year of his career it’s impressive how he’s still at professional football
>>157351749what are the positive aspects of being a fat fuck in footy?
>>157351768You can be a fat fuck if you’re good like Douglas barriga de cadela
>BTFOGO got BTFOGO
Falar uma coisinha pra vocês: o Fred no atlético jogando uma bolinha redonda é titular absoluto da seleção
>>157351768It's more humiliating for the opposition when you score
the 40 yo hag coworker was looking fine today
>>157351812nono she wasn'tyou're just getting used to seeing her every day
The revenuelet trio
>>157351719disgusting knees
>>157351885>bruno chatACK>Cai, Marins>Richardoquintessentially brasilero
>>157351888just noticedtf is wrong with her knees? every picture she has a ton of bruises
>>157351901those fuchibola tickets aren't free y' know...
>Jadson Viera
Looking forward to the total obliteration of São Paulo Fuchibol Clube
>>157351921teeth yellow as fuck from smoking and drinking
What's the deal with Fluminense? It doesn't seem to be doing a lot worse than most teams their supporters are completely fed up with the situation because...?>>157351921The shape of her glasses is a bit odd.
>>157351934teeth aren't supposed to be freakish white like piano keys
QUE CARA CHATO
now say it in spanish
>QUE CARA CHATO
>>157351943remeber diniziz path throughout the flus>win 60 games in a row>win the copalib>lose 2 matches>death threats, rape threats and someone sudoku themselves on discord screaming it was diniziz faultthey are glory chasers, the moment you show some weaknessess they try to kill you or make your ressignAlso Crespo, won 125 games only lost 10 yet his family was being constantly held hostageThat'a why Cucas and Titties govern the brasilero coaching sphere, they are worse than the twisters
>>157351943We haven't won a game since may or played well since march.
>>157351965Were the stripes on the shoulders and the "arm cuffs" neccesary?
https://x.com/dudacomde/status/2088048804897419585>Line for the dentist? At Virginia's gym, there's a line to take a photo with her.damn, I wish I was at that gym
argies like virginia and neymar ironically to mock usit's like that coworker who screams OLHA ELE AÍ KKKK FIGURAÇA to the socially awkward coworkerhe's not your friend, do not trust him
Hernandes and Miranda should cancel their retirement to save SPFC from relegation
>>157352053marcos antônio & arboleda are the new hernanes and miranda
>Léo Derik, jogador do Athletico, é condenado a 13 anos de prisão por estupros contra exWhat do you Petraglia is gonna say about this?
>finally score a girl (female)>she jokingly says para, amor kkkkk>DCE leader convinces her she was raped a few days later
>>157352033I have no idea who Virginia is. And I think Neymar was very unlucky to be born in the time period he was born.
a lot of professional footballers are rapists. how?
>>157352061to be honesthe does look like a rapist
Browns seem more prone to rape than blacksIs there a scientific reason for this?
>>157352061>What do you PetragliaI don't Petraglia anything, thank you
Is it me or Pokémon Go is making a comeback?
>Betano
it's me
>>157352150What is that
>>157352150Has it changed back from the ugly avatars?
>niggers stole the internet cables on my blockWTF? what do you even sell those for? It's literally just plastic.
>>157352176They're playing for the sake of their anus indeed.
>>157352210do they have copper inside them?
>>157352210Bet you’d like to know, nerd lol
>>157352240No.It was the fiber cables.My only guess is that they were high as balls and cut the wrong cable thinking it was the electric, which does have copper.
>>157352283crackheads are not that smart
>>157352176nice tricolor shirt
who usually use this?
>>157352210Fiber optic cable, high speed internet access, lot of money in this shit
>>157352283It isn't like those are absolutely worthless either. But yeah, it was likely plain old vandalism.
>>157352317Niggers sell it in bulk to brazil and then the electric company has to buy the copper from brazil back.We really are dino-brained.
>>157352314Better than that one that just said "BJ" some 10-15 years ago.
>>157352314
cu
wait wtf happened to botafogo
>>157352409It all starts in 2014
>>157352409They won a copalib a couple years ago
>>157352409cuidadito con cienciano eh?
Brazuca pizza can’t hurt youThe brazuca pizza:
>>157352409You need to be blessed by god to defeat Cienciano >>157350826
>eating camarão and then pudding Niiiiice>eating camarão and the pudding on a dough bed THIS IS A CRIME
>>157352452The shrimp pizza looks good
>>157352210Niggers think it’s made of copper, then they find out it’s optic fiber.
>>157352452thank you bro I'll take this slice
>>157352478Fish and cheese are not supposed to mix
>>157352524braisleiros eat pizza with tallheres menores bro
>>157352524uma delicia
>>157352548only in rio grande do sul
>>157352555to be honestBrasil outside of caixas is mid
>>157352580now you're thinking outside the box
>>157352176betANO
>>157352539I use both to masturbate, but never eat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4>today I'll remind them
>>157352585hue hue hue
>>157352611a master and his work
>Vasco wants to spend another 8 million euros on a random bagreThanks Podrinho
big bean beleza, now live on /copalib/
Candidato a deputado federal pelo PSDB no Rio de Janeiro, o ex-jogador Edmundo declarou R$ 16 milhões em bens à Justiça Eleitoral.O ex-atacante afirmou que, se eleito, pretende atuar em Brasília em defesa do Vasco da Gama, clube pelo qual foi campeão brasileiro e artilheiro em 1997.
Candidato a puta federal sin pelo PEDOSB no Rio de Janeiro, o ex-jogador Edmundo declarou R$ 16 milhões em beans nà Justiça Eleitoral.
callate bostero
^ not mad at all
>declarouhilarious
>friday/sexta feria>only one (1) match>it's racingmight aswell nuke the world and let everyone die in a nuclear firestorm
from playing the World Cup to losing by 6x1 against cienciANO in just a few weeks. and to think he denied Palmeiras proposal
>>157353021He didn't decline the offer. In fact, he wanted the transfer and this has caused friction between him and Botafogo's board. It was Botafogo that refused to sell him to Palmeiras because they see the Barra Funda side as a "direct rival" (I know, I know).
what does he know?????
>>157353019A good day for another rasin defeat
gran punetazo de la hinchada leprosa !
>>157352630>AGORA! Vasco projeta déficit de cerca de R$ 300 MILHÕES em 2026 e afirma à Justiça que seu caixa deve acabar por volta de 20 DE AGOSTO.
>>157353197Dinheiro do Lamacchia
3 greens in a row, that's a fart
imagine going to the mall with leila holding her hands...
>>157353289the jews took this away from me ou alguma coisa
>>157353289I feel her wretched and boney hands would be as painful as holding a pig's cock
a... a pig's cock?
a what now?
>>157353318>holding a pig's cockWdym? Have you even seen one? It wouldn't hurt all.
>>157353197They should just add the ribbon to their shirt at this point.
>>157353318stop molesting pigs buddy
>>157353318her hands look fine for a 60 yo
ive been playing fifa 19 and its extremely easy i failed to lose one match with arsenal in career mode. won countless titles
Imagine tia leila being your GF (Green Fart)
call me down badi dont care. yes.
>>157353445what a brave thing that no one else ever said
>>157353453if i say it its normalif you say it youre a freaky fuck
>>157353462i don't like your tone
>>157353482sorry about that
>>157353496it's ok, i shouldn't have been sarcastic
5 days without a vela....... Feels goodTonight I'll smoke doe but man do I feel greatYes I do
>>157353508you alright bruone love my general
>>157353527why will you smoke then if you feel so great without it?
You take an argenchadAnd put him in controlWatch him win a World CupWatch peoples get jealousA'jealousAjealousJust like the Menino NeymarLied like rat through the streetsCristiano Ronaldo is a marionettesDancing to the SymphonyOf JudaismActing like a Abatti AbelIts cocaine money corrodesYou try to discover 911Before Mossad destroy itDestroy itDestroy ittttttttt
>>157353338it's not the cock itself, it's the pig attached to it
>>157353578My team put an Argentinian in control and he got eliminated by Vasco
https://www.youtube.com/live/5nF_HyVWkb8?si=VB-cJoCnmXNd6gpuEveryone is here btw
if you want peace, prepare for beans
Beans sells but who is buying
Policia no Brasil: Fera, teu carro ta com pneu 0,003cm careca, vou ter que apreender e vc busca dps no pátio do DETRAN, blz flw, desculpa irmãoPolicia no Brasil: E esses 500 fuzis de Israel aí? passa o contato. Vlw flw. Me add no whats como Motoboy Meireles
brazilians, duh
Motoboy Meireles, the local rent boy
>>157353728>can’t even meme correctly You should join a discord group and end it, my friend, you’re a disgrace
>>157353728kkkkkkkkkkkkkk good one
>>157353786Why did you make a AI Slop of this when youd could’ve easily found a normal image on YouTube FUCK YOU
>>157353786muito assustandor
>wake up>cousin and wife are yapping outside of my room
>>157353893>my cousin and my wifewhy did you marry your cousin bro?
Moving back to Colombia to escape age verification on porn websites
There shouldnt be a stigma on marrying second cousins. It's not rational.
>>157340172I understand that this thread is not for me, but that is a tier 1 schizo OP. What the hell is going on here? I'm assuming it's some form of divegrass?
Oh no I bought the wrong plane ticket
6-1
>>157353939in-jokes are not schizophrenia, tourist-kun
>>157353786we may have something like that this year
>>157354092Mirasol bros we eating cú
>>157354106cu não tem acento
>>157354106guloso
>>157354092Legit might be set for Palmeiras v Cuguloso in both cups, crazy
>>157354114seu nariz contra meu bolas kkkkkk
copalibi may not survive Verdazzos tríplice coroa
>>157353901Wait until you find out who Hulk married.>>157354055It's not a joke. There's nothing funny about Inter losing their tractor as collateral.
Guys guys guysBrasileros call "butterflies", borboletas or efemeropteros kkkkk meu deus
>>157354092>two Independientes in the semis, one makes it to the final>the real one MIA
>>157354187>ropalócerosyou make it sound like a dinosaur
>>157354092Cruzeiro won't survive the Maracanã. But Flamengo will get knocked out by the boxed juice and the rest will go as you predicted.
>butterflies in buenos aires be like
>>157354215Doesn't look tecknicolor to me
>normal people helicopter helicóptero >hispanohablantescucchillas volantes de transpuerte aéreo
>>157354215that's a moth you fucking degenerate I'm going to kill you and your whole family and eat their cus
>>157354261gulosos
>>157354258Cucurella volante pqp olha essa escalação
>>157354199DIM will rise once again
>>157354215That’s a mariposa you uncultured swine
>>157354215Don't you find it annoying when you kill a moth and they leave their gold dust everywhere?
people are eferopting to the next thread already
o mariposa o mariposato com saudade da buceta da raposa
nao e confunde raposa com rasposa cara
>Argenchinos call borboletas ‘mariposas’ and mariposas ‘polillas’nah, I’m done with these niggas
não confunda as obras de arte do mestre picasso com a pica de aço do mestre de obras
as bolas negras na é negra em bolas
começou a bobageira
don't get me started
the only argentinian i met irl was gay so now i picture every argentinian as being gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8cnMmTY64
all brazilians are black women so it evens out
não sei dizer o que mudoumas nada está igualnuma noite estranha a gente se estranha e fica mal(Você)tenta provarque tudo em nós morreuborboletas sempre voltam e o leo jardim sou eu
>>157353821it's not ai slop
at least we have some serie B fuchibol today
Argentinos say>VAR = árbitro de los vídeos para el corrección de la jugada
>>157354432wait a minutewhy is the spanish version of this song called mariposas?>>157354283>>157354261care to explain?
el efecto mariposon
You look at a 2005 Brasileirão G4 squad and they have players like Eduardo Mariposa in their XI
>>157354564
For me it's Yago Pikachu and Norberto "Goku" Paparatto