Niggles edition NRL>GAME 1Manly Sea-Eagles v Redcliffe Dolphins6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo4 Pines Park3.25-1.35>4 Pines Park is our Friday evening venue, as a struggling Sea Eagles squad desperately needs a circuit-breaker against the Dolphins. The Sea Eagles suffered a heavy 20-42 loss to Melbourne in Round 23. A miserable five-match losing streak has seen Manly drop out of the top eight. The Dolphins held off the Broncos for a 40-32 win in Round 23. Their last clash in Round 5, 2026, saw Manly blow out the Dolphins 52-18 at Kayo Stadium. Manly also took down the Dolphins 58-30 late in 2025. The Sea Eagles hold a 3-1 lead in all-time meetingsSea-Eagles 1-12 4.40Sea-Eagles 1 13+ 8.50Dolphins 1-12 3.05Dolphins 13+ 2.12Sea-Eagles 1 +9.5 1.93 Dolphins -9.5 1.87>GAME 2Canterbury Bulldogs v South Sydney Rabbitohs8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Accor Stadium1.57-2.41>Accor Stadium hosts a pivotal Friday night Sydney derby with enormous top-eight ramifications as the Bulldogs square off against the Rabbitohs. The Bulldogs fell agonisingly short in a 18-20 loss to the Roosters in Round 23, while The Rabbitohs held on to grind out a 28-24 victory against the Eels. Alex Johnston boasts an impressive record against the Bulldogs, with 13 tries in 11 games. In Round 5, 2026, South Sydney outpointed Canterbury 32-24 at Accor Stadium. The Bulldogs have claimed three of the last five derby matchups between these rivals. With finals spots on the line, expect an intense physical battle. Canterbury's gritty defence should keep things tight, but South Sydney's returning stars give them extra spark in tight finishesBulldogs 1-12 2.85Bulldogs 13+ 3.00Rabbitohs 1-12 3.40Rabbitohs 13+ 6.00Bulldogs -3.5 1.83 Rabbitohs +3.5 1.98previous thread >>157333108
https://www.hullfc.com/blog/2026/08/13/hull-fc-complete-landmark-signing-of-daly-cherry-evans-for-2027/Huge
Manly 13+Souths 13+
>>157343504Renaming to Hull DCE
can't wait to see the DCE Hull edit :D
I don't see any problem referring to the Panthers , East's and Wahs as the big three this year.
>no tommy turbo tonight>manly usually get refballed at home tough to tip tonight
>>157343646Pooarks are winning it all actually
>>157343392>Their last clash in Round 5, 2026, saw Manly blow out the Dolphins 52-18 at Kayo Stadium. Manly also took down the Dolphins 58-30 late in 2025. The Sea Eagles hold a 3-1 lead in all-time meetingsManly has put up 50+ all 3 times they’ve beaten the Dolphins
>>157343528my wahs are in the big 3 :)
>big three
DolphWAHS 13+hares 1-12
>time travelling to 2023 just to tell Manly Fans that DCE will win a premiership at age 37.>Don't give them any other context.
>>157344416
>>157343795They aren’t seeing another till next century
>>157344328What's wrong calling them the big three
MOTHER FUCK THE BIG THREE
>taking the big three
>>157345714Who's the Murray?
IT’S A BIG STEAMING THREE
>>157347239The Murray river?
>>157347492No but Stephen May
I dunno lads Phins are hard to beat at home
>>157347633Tell that to the Japanese
Just got off the phone with Pete, he says the next team is actually going to be the Taiji Dolphin Drivers.
>>157343504PLEASE watch our sport
Slater quit as maroons coach. What a sore loser
Buckbroken by a guy who won Origin by a fluke. Perplexing.
Gonna go down as the most overrated coach in Origin history. I'm gonna miss the bush poetry though
I had the day off but got called into work tonight. Absolutely gutted lads. Gonna miss all the games.
>>157348074kwab imagine betting mind broken by fucking loz
Can't you just tell them no? Otherwise I just tell them i've already had a beer today
Or just not answer the fucking phone. You’re not on call m8 so don’t let them treat you like it.
>>157348074big Kev you are now, BroncGODS coach, Kangaroos coach and Origin coach :D
There are certain types of employment in certain industries and professions that require you to be on call sometimes on your day(s) off. I can think of three or four already
being rostered on call isn't the same as a day off though is it champ. and you've got shit management if they can't figure that one out.
>>157348171>>157348166I work at coles, I'm a broke pleb. Need all the money I can get lol.
>>157348136That would be Mal
Im thinking Manly 13+
Next question is why the fuck Coles aren’t screening Friday night footy or at least playing it over the radio
every time I tip either of these peems they betray me and lose and I'm tipping phins you win some you lose more
Ennis just called gridiron “American footy”
Mario and George Piggins watched Origin at the nursing home together. They didn't recognise or remember each other.https://youtu.be/KlCpKt0K0o8
>>157348160As you say, foolish. And expensive. We will miss this family member tonight, we will miss his posts.
Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if either the Storm or Broncos will announce a new by the end of the year
new Steam controller arrived today :)
>>157348284That's fucking heartbreaking :(
>>157348291based Addo-Carr, have you tried it yet, I'm a keyboard and mouse guy but happy for you
I feel that if Irish was my manager he would come up elaborate unworkable ideas, and give a long lecture about why it SHOULD fix the problem rather than acknowledge his idea is bad.
>>157348304Its good for casual shooters and driving games, too many buttons at the back though. Overall 8/10
The Broncos and the Sharks should swap coaches.The sharks need that extra 10% only Mcguire can get and they have to do it soon, and the Broncos premiership window is well and truly shut with Haas gone, and Reynolds retiring. Craig Fitzgibbon is the kind of coach that could keep the broncos close to the top 4 each season consistently which is realistically all they could hope for anyway. There is no better coach swap in the NRL than this one.
>>157348308>>157348308>forces a company wide shift to Asana>integrates it into Teams and EverHourheh, nothing personell, kiddo
>>157348276Is that good or bad?
>>157348383Just proves hes never watched a single game of it in his life and probably got told by the marketing team to drop a reference to it and messed it up.
I forgot I had tickets to the NFL in pozzbourne next month, cheers fellas
Cliffy looks well
this indigenous round stuff feels like its been going forever
don't be racist m8
Oldest culture mate
I hope you are not confusing Indigenous round with Reconciliation round, or NAIDOC round.
Manly still being in the running for top 8 is perplexing
i too practice the culture of doing nothing for years
>>157348398Enjoy
party pies nearly ready lads
>>157348506based friend-haver having his friends over to watch the loigue.
>maybe he thinks it went backwards kek geez thanks for the scoop SJ
Manly score now
>>157348511h-haha y-yeah I got all my friends over haha
around Atkins never relaxkins
>we'll have a review
>>157348520https://youtu.be/lpzqQst-Sg8?si=PfmK0y2Z0wXqGGfSexcept eating pies
>SJ actually providing detailed insights into each peems game plan >Vossy can’t respond because because he’s a quipslop merchant like Ennis
penaltypenaltypenalty???
That wasn’t forward
really want a snickers now lads
They’re doing hazelnut twix over here now I’m contemplating trying one
I eat pies aloooneYeeeah with nobody else
In the last 95 minutes of football ive seen 3 tries, or one try per 31.67 minutes.
Family Tips Slater Dives Again Edition 2 tipped pooly9 tipped poophins2 forgetful fairies
>>157348532Saw him last year, was actually pretty good for his age, ZZ Top were shit
>lose 3kgs over 2 weeks of dieting>Literally one cheat day, steak and small chips>Instantly regain 3kgs overnightwtf i hate trying to lose weight
>>157348456>"oldest culture">refuse to wear kangaroo paws in their hair or bones through their noses like their historically attested ancestors did 200 years ago because they are giant pussies The principal Aboriginal language family is only as old as the Indo-European language family, around 5000 years before present. Like all cultures they constantly evolved and changed, pre-literate societies much more so, and everything folkish we have in modernity is kitsch.
herbie milkworth
can anyone name 1 (one) peem that isn’t fraudulent?
top 8 peems>boring bottom 8 peems>KINNOOOO
Not sure what Manly are going for on these last tackle options
>>157348568cut off one of your arms m8 you’ll lose weight instantly AND it will make it harder to eat
>>157348578Illawara Steelers
>Dolphins randomly give away 6 again>Eagles standing in the ruck with no 6 againIm noticing
>>157348578I can name three, the big 3 that is
>20mins>no scoregetting bored lads
told you womanly always get refball at home I also like how their customers haven't shown up tonight
>>157348578Dragons, they know they'[re shit and don't try to hide it
>>157348578Broncos, they know they're the best peem but they're letting everyone else have their shot this year
DO NOT TAKE THE POO
>taking the poo
OH YEAH IT’S POO TIME
FUCK>tipped poophins
I reckon this is a good poo
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN (get in it)
DO ANOTHER POO
Eagles literally allowed to do anything in the ruck it seems
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
THE AGE OF THE POO CURSE IS OVER
I don’t know if that was grounded
I'm going to need the poo curse to nap today
POOGLES
>letting a 4ft dwarf score on you
>>157348651There’s a hand under that ball
based fozzie bear poster
DROPPO
I’M LATE FOR THE BIG STEAMING POO
you think youre so funny with your little quincy dudd images and quips dont you
the curse will never be defeated
>Making up penalties to even up the playercount
BINBACKBINBACKBINBACK BINBACK
Manly should consider scoring some tries
the wahs could beat both these peems
>>157348697Hope Foz sees this it’s a good advice for the halftime talk
Phins up cunts! Just got back from dinner looks like the shit eagles are making a mess of it as usual
watcha have m8
>eagles can escort and sleep in ruck with no penalty
Home made pizza wedges and salad with the parents and my cousin, pretty good
HOLY BOOBS
https://youtu.be/Jm0Ui3QimSUEmpire Of The Sun - People Of The World
>nepo bitch is back
>Empire of the SunForgot about them. I really liked The Thrill
>>157348739good to see Tiff is still posting in our threads
>>157348695What am I looking at
>>157348755
https://youtu.be/qod03PVTLqkElton John, Dua Lipa - Cold Heart (PNAU remix)
>>157348792
is it possible to trick manly fans into flapping their arms like wings when manly gets a try so they look fucking retarded like the bronco fans do when they do their little dance
They get pretty touchy about their mascot
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
Classic Cobbo
isn’t pooetic how Fozball started with Manly thumping the Phins by 50 only to return to shit by time of their next fixture.
Now we playing footy
howcome you're allowed to headbutt in tackles?
backfence needs to remember Molo’s killed a guy
just accidental :^)
THE BATTLE OF THE NORTHERN SUBURBS HATED PEEMS
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER THEY'RE IN A BIG MID OFF FIGHT
somebody score already
>>157348876based my mum waiting for grandkids
POTENTIAL SCREECHBACK
He’s a good fullback
SLOBGOD
cobGOD haters on pooicide watch
fozb-ACK
just award it you shits
Pretty sure he dropped it
and all 10 womanly customers have a big whinge
Cobbo is the Christ of footy
>>157348917still not gonna get you to your womanly 13+ KEKEKEK
Ok on reviewing it’s a try, a very good try
14-0 most dangerous lead
Nightie, on the demise of Fozball, what say ye?
Oh yeahFucking falling asleep though
I think cobbo genuinely does not like playing rugby league
I saw a womanly cheerleader licking her lips looking at cobgod score that try lads
That’s right Coop, Manly’s season is on the line here and they need to score three times in 19 minutes
>Doggies v Bunnies nextholy fucking grim
>walsh
kek based Isaako & Bostock
garrick is fast for an old cunt but still got outplayed like an old cunt
PHINGODS
>>157348953hey at least he was showing some heart trying to stop him
>>157348967oh for sure
this will probably end up like 32-0 kek
let me be clear lads - I am ONLY watching the next game for Trell kino.
trell isn't playing :(
>hornfag is still there thank you phins for keeping them scoreless
NOTRYget phinned cunt
>>157348989What the FUCK
>>157349025at least I don't think he was named
Shan’t be watching then
PHINS UPPPP
He’s not playing. He might be two more weeks
pooly bros...
>>157349043*feeds him a mackerel*
fozball status?
reminder that being kept to zero > putting 50 on a team
>Herbie>Hammer>Cobbo>Bostock>IsaakoSurely the phone have the best backline in the comp
>phones up
The Dolphones is a good band name
>KFC can't be heal
>>157349097yeah they were named after that one guy from The Beachtles
They could be a Ramones cover band but every song is about dolphin adjacent topics
8 minutes to do the dishes before the next game *enters beast mode*
wait I thought Hudson Young was blonde wtf
He is where it counts
Where the fuck is the NRL ladder predictor?
>>157349104
Allahsations will win this by 20+
bulldogs looking pretty relaxed, think thats a bad sign.
phew made it *leaves beast mode*
0/2 lads
This is exactly the sort of matchup the dogs can't win
Family Tips Big Ear Bunny Bounce Back Edition8 tipped poodogs4 tipped poopeetohs 2 forgetful fairies
wamaruwuji mangana piruwaji wangana mabu
hopefully smith got on the good stuff and is amped up tonight
UP THE MIGHTY RABBITOHS
>that'll be $20,000 plus tip thanks
you just know they're testing the waters to have welcome to country every single round and single game
>>157349249At least it was an ex player not someone they down the local rsl
>>157349256Yeah m8 they're out to get you, stay safe x
>Why isn't Jai Arrow playing?Asks Jai Arrow
CRITTA SENT FUCKING FLYING
>>157349249based
if poopeetohs stop fucking up they might be in with a chance
HELD UP
Don’t care who wins I just need Fatfata and Kiraz to get a hat trick each.
>>157349163I’ve been wondering this for six weeks now
>imagine looking up and seeing him coming down at ya based blocka
>>157349163>>157349331just use your imagination lads
>>157349332Poorcunt detected, enjoy your 3 games
>adam elliot ded :(
Every Sydney team should play at either Allianz or Accor, the suburban grounds just look unprofessional , shark park? 4 Pines? Terrible look for our game
yea just let them grab hold of the marker
Rabbitohs try defence on point
>>157349346And commbank
>>157349346too obvious spergy sperg
>>157349337
>>157349346The Olympic Stadium sucks, nobody should play there
Miss the wooosh boom sound the nrl had every tackle
>>157349355>try defence
Klien as put a LARGE bet on the doggies tonight
>>157349363
Nice kick GalvSHIT
>FTA game comes on >spastic shows up
THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
Galvin is so washed. Super League beckons.
Not a massive fan of a prop going to dummy half on the last
>>157349338>groinMillie working him too hard
That should be a bin
>>157349436can't blame him she's won SAS Australia!
Fucking Klein
whats an M&J Chickens?
Games gone soft
>>157349442True. Could've been a serious concussion
Jersey slinging is a blight on the game
FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD FIFITAGOD GLORY GLORY
>tackle indigenous player in indigenous round >penalty woke
>early kick Take notes Galvin
FATFITA
>Fuck Yeah
>>157349460yeah you'd like them to play jerseyless wouldn't you irish
>>157349449Short for Michael Jackson>instead of bok-bok they go he-heeee
If the Lebs and Abbos get into it who wins?
>>157349471*sensible cluckle*
Playing naked with body paint jerseys would be kino
>>157349471
so many loose carries on the bunnys side they really should do something about that
>>157349483Based nrlw enjoyer
Shit penalty
His ball carrying arm hit the ground so it couldn’t have been play on anyway
GRUBDOGS
>>157349498They don’t have thumbs and the ball is too big for a mouth carry
bullshit they’re both going for the ball should be play on
For me it's Michael Jordan
Very good try
0/3 looms lads
FALL OVER THE LINE MAN TRYYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSPIIIIITTTCHHHH INNNVVASSSIIIOOOOOONNN
DONE
*gets ready to storm the field*
ALEX JOHNSTON JUST BROKE THE TRY SCORING RECORD!
Homebush implies the existence of Awaybush
>>157349522based N, 3rd place is mine
poodogs bros...
>>157349500>>157349503On this. When you’re tackling someone and you feel they are trying to get the ball away you go on with the tackle. The ref didn’t call it as a tackle and you aren’t looking at whether his ball carrying arm hit the ground. It also wasn’t a particularly egregious second effort
remember the mid Noughties when abos didn’t exist?
>letting it bounce
>>157349552Was that before or after Cathy Freeman won the gold?
>>157349568in a cheatsuit*
You mean when Ernie Dingo was everywhere?
>>157349552Fuck up and watch the footy
I'm not gay
>>157349538I’ll reclaim it don’t you worry
I loved that mobile phone ad he did
>>157349582what a strange thing to post
>>157349523this was a scary moment in our history
>>157349550If Burton scored it would have gotten bunkered for passing off the ground
What the fuck
>>157349582>>157349483
>>157349582I too, am a heterosexual. Just thought I’d let you all know.
>>157349586Only if you were gay, which I'm not (see op).
How do you know if your hetrosexual if you've never had sex?
>>157349575I watched an old great outdoors thing from back then the other day and the world was so innocent it was crazy and it was just white footy fans everywhere
yeah I remember those times when the representation of Abos closely resembled their population percentage.
Bulldogs should be the dingoes for indigenous round
that was a damn eye gouge they missed
MILKFITA
>>157349607they should be the dingoes full stop, would be way more kino than the british bulldogs
>being lazy and not clearing the ruck in your half
Indigenous people are more successful than you chuds
NO TRY CUNT
DOUBLE MOVEMENT AND SHORT
>>157349634So the ball carrying arm hit the ground?
Technology has made is stupider as a species. The future looks bleak.
anyone who thought that was 'momentum' is a brain dead gronk who doesn't understand body mechanics
>>157349643And it was short
FALL OVER THE WRONG LINE MAN
>>157349630graduated from spear chuckers to box tickers within one generation
>>157349646>has made is
>>157349630Can I just claim to be part coon on my uni application to get my free ATAR, or do I have to prove it?
>>157349646>Technology has made is stupider as a species.
What halftime it should be our scrum, it went out before the siren
Surely no dogback
Fuck me I despise half-time interviews.
Here’s the ad I was telling you about https://youtu.be/oPNtoPnMX5Q
hudson young sits there like me at any social event lol
>>157349552>ynr Yothu-Yindu
Saw a black fella outside dan murphys the other day with a square eftpos machine asking for change
>Johnny Young diedDamn
>>157349589Would only be strange if I was actually gay
>>157349684KEK I hope thats true
>>157349523Mogged
Ford tough meter
>>157349681>that weird song I skipped on my hottest 100 CD
>>157349726what's this from, the melbourne gay pride parade?
>>157349734>
how do you a seat on the upper level of the peem bros
>>157349777>Redcliffe are 4th
>grey pants chick on the left YUM
kekKEKK - E - K
KEK NICE CATCH YOU FUCKHEAD
Good start to the half. Reckon we settle down and just kick field goals
dog bros?
incorrect play the ball BTW
>miss the kick>fuck your groin instead what is the fitness coach doing at the poopeetohs
>>157349734kekkkkkk
>>157349824Ever since we moved into the new training centre. I think we’ve had the most injuries for the past three or four seasons
Weak gutted dogs.
>>157349734KEK
doggies just look like shit tonight, do they even have a try in them at all?
>>157349839your boys need to do pilates or yoga and enforce a strict stretching policy or something
>>157349734done him here
THATS A TRY??????? FUCK OFF KLIEN YOU CUNT
A TRY ALL DAY
TryLOL
my wahs would heem one of these peems
Sydney's mardi gras would heem both these peems
*cheque clears*WE HAVE A DECISION
>>157349866>a big 3 team would beat a non-big 3 teamAlright Captain Obvious
>>157349868yeah with aids
I still think the Manly Pride jersey is a really nice jersey, aesthetically speaking
feels like we should just go to the finals nowthis round has felt pointless
nah we gotta footymax we should have double the amount of games
I love rugby league and can't get enough
Mid-week rounds. Quadruple headers on Tuesdays and Wednesdays
We need to go back to scoolboy cup games played at 6am Saturday morning on 9
Nrlel and Pooper seasons are too long. Let's get to the playoffs already.
You know those weren’t live. They’re bringing back under 20’s (possibly it will be u23’s) and those will be before first grade, they could live televise schoolboys before that on Saturday and Sunday it’d start around 10am
whats a playoff bros
NEED to hold them scoreless until the 14th minute minimum, trust me
ITS OVER DOGGIES WIN
watch the dogs steal a win with the conversions
COMEBACK
Looked like an obstruction
BARKBACK>BARKBACKBARKBACK>BARKBACK
KICK
Wighton at no point was attempting to tackle Kikau
Brandy is making a big deal about it not being an obstruction…
How is that NOT a try
REF INTERFERENCE
ASHLEY HAS INTERFERED
Based 1-12 Klein
FUCK OFF
14th man
Field goal here make it 13pts
HOLY
Kiraz garbage time try for $116 plesee and thank you
fell asleep in the ol' chair again lads up the bunnies
TAKE THE POO
BASED DECISION
BASED DUFTY TOO GOOD FOR POOPER PEAGUE
gg Dogs. I sincerely hope you win all remaining games and somehow squeeze into 8th
>>157350109Short kick off and get it
2/3 lads :D
3/3 ladies2/3 margins
>>157350137fuck off the dogs are pricks
*loads up Project Zomboid* Friday Night of footy tbqh hope we get some kino tomorrow
>>157350156I’ve always got along with them. Dad fucking hates them for some reason
>>157350162kinoI need to try the new build
Lads I'm on the verge of tears. All but locked in a finals berth after 3 long, torturous years of being out. Nobody has had only worse than us we deserve this
>>157350209Seems legit
My cousin hates the eels
>500 dollarydoos 4 MOMcost of living = real
better than the $20 KFC voucher you get for the BBL
>zinger box used to be 10 dollarsIt's not fair bros
Just went on hectic freds IG to see how angry he was and the cunt tore his ACL somehow
you can get a bunch of good deals on the kfc app, i got 10 wicked wings for $10 the other day
10 bucks is like 3 chicken breasts m8 not a good price to protein ratio :(
Can get three whole chickens from Tesco for €10
>>157351598that 20 bucks here vpn resident
>>157351672It’s not $20, more like $16
>>157352009hey heres a trick, in the next entire month (its now 15/08/26 its ends 15/09/2026) take a picture of 1 tesco chicken on the shelf at your local store and show the /nrl/ family/, but you have to prove you're /nrl/ within the picture, we're not asking for anything doxy shit of course, if you don't know how you can ask? and we won't think you're a vpn spastic cunt who has been a spastic cunt for the last 10 years, also if you don't do it then its what we've always thought forever, you're a spastic, you win cause you've always wanted to be a spastic yaaaaayyy
>>157352054I get my Tesco groceries delivered and I really don’t care if you think I’m in Ireland or Cabramatta it doesn’t matter and you can call me a vpn spastic or whatever helps you not kill yourself for another day that’s fine. You are now breathing manually:^)
>>157352500how convenient :) don't worry though its still 15/08/26 and it ends 15/09/2026 :D you have all the time to move your thumb a few times to show that you are in ireland, what a radical notion that I ask for such a simple thing and you lash out and tell me to kill myself for simply askin for a picture of a chicken on a shelf, how very easily for your whole entire persona to simply vanish when pressed ONE time in its entire existence, I sure look forward to tomorrows thread
>complying with 2am anon demands
>driving 6hrs today>raining>snow warning on the higher alpine passeshopefully I arrive at my hotel in time for the loigue
I can't wait for the saturday thread need to wai for the right person to make it though so i can post abut staurday footy on a saturday hurr duurr
>>157350156This.They are the only team I utterly hate. Stoked it's almost impossible for them to make the 8
>>157354784Based manifester>>157354971>>157354971>>157354971
