Corey editionNRL>GAME 1Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoOcean Protect Stadium1.31-3.50>Saturday afternoon football sees the Sharks welcome the Raiders to Ocean Protect Stadium. The Sharks dropped a 16-24 decision to the Dragons in Round 23, while the Raiders suffered a 24-30 defeat against Newcastle. Cronulla claimed the earlier 2026 meeting with a 34-22 victory. The Sharks have won five of six against Canberra and the Raiders have not won at this venue for 7 yearsSharks 1-12 3.05Sharks 13+ 2.07Raiders 1-12 4.50Raiders 13+ 9.25Sharks -10.5 1.90 Raiders +10.5 1.90>GAME 2Parramatta Eels v North Queensland Cowboys 5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium2.51-1.53>CommBank Stadium serves as the backdrop for Saturday's twilight fixture between the Eels and Cowboys. The Eels were defeated 24-28 by South Sydney in Round 23, while the Cowboys bounced back in style with a 30-8 win over the Titans. In Round 10, 2026, Parramatta edged North Queensland 33-30 in Townsville. The Eels also won 19-18 in 2025. Overall, Parramatta leads the head-to-head 25-22-1Eels 1-12 3.75Eels 13+ 5.80Cowboys 1-12 3.05Cowboys 13+ 2.65Eels +5.5 1.95 Cowboys -5.5 1.86>GAME 3Brisbane Broncos v New Zealand Warriors7:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoSuncorp Stadium2.87-1.42>Suncorp Stadium hosts a Saturday night blockbuster as a wounded Broncos outfit attempts to derail the finals momentum of the third-placed Warriors. The Broncos slumped to a 32-40 loss against the Dolphins in Round 23 while the Warriors produced one of their finest performances of the year, dismantling Penrith 28-12. The Warriors handed Brisbane a 42-12 beating in Auckland earlier this season. New Zealand has taken three of the last four meetings, bringing the overall historical record to 23-23-1Broncos 1-12 4.00Broncos 13+ 7.00Warriors 1-12 2.85Warriors 13+ 2.50Broncos +7.5 1.90 Warriors -7.5 1.90previous thread >>157343392
RaidersCowboysWarriors
>>157354971https://youtu.be/rF_19XGxeag
Where is the NRLW?
>>157354971NRLW>GAME 1Gold Coast Titans v St George-Illawarra Dragons12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Cbus Super Stadium1.05-10-25>In round 6, the Titans won to be in third, while the Dragons suffered a dramatic loss. It’s three wins each in this rivalry Titans 1-12 4.90Titans 13+ 1.24Dragons 1-12 10.50Dragons 13+ 51.00Titans -24.5 1.97 Dragons +24.5 1.84>GAME 2Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs3:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9CommBank Stadium3.14-1.37>This will be only the second clash in this West Sydney derby, with the Eels victorious in 2025Eels 1-12 4.00Eels 13+ 8.75Bulldogs 1-12 2.70Bulldogs 13+ 2.40Eels +7.5 1.99 Bulldogs -7.5 1.82>GAME 3Brisbane Broncos v Sydney Roosters5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GemSuncorp Stadium2.60-1.50>Despite a loss by the Broncos, it stays a top-2 clash and repeat of 2025’s Grand Final. This match up is what many predict for this years decider as wellBroncos 1-12 3.50Broncos 13+ 6.75Roosters 1-12 2.70Roosters 13+ 2.85Broncos +5.5 1.90 Roosters -5.5 1.90
Sharks 1-12Cowboys 1-12WAHS 13+
>>157355313>WAHS
>>157355119Who is the cutie bottom right?
>>157355845Not quincy dudd
Getting frustrated lads
>>157356052Based AI
>>157355357UP THA WAHS
got a feeling the warriors are going to drop this game. feel like they emptied the tank against penrith last week + travel will give the broncos the chance for an ambush.or maybe I'm overrating how billy walters reshapes the broncos' attack.
>we are a let’s gone poomunity Always was. Always will be.
Need a big game from poowater tonight lads
Bulldogs have the worst starting Fullback and hooker in the competition, their best centre is playing five eight because their marquee five-eight who's larping as a halfback doesn't know how to ball play outside of his short ball to Preston spam. Rinakama might genuinely be the worst player in the competition and I don't want to sound racist but he's one of those players I genuinely believe rose up through the junior rep ranks simply because he was a tall fast coconut. Their starting front rowers might give you 80m a game if you're lucky and their lock is a weak gutted dog A real mess that Gus and Ciraldo have turned that team into
>>157355117MODS
C and Gus appear either to be arrogant to not change or are clueless. Even the choice of Tracey’s contract being extended and not going hard for someone like Scott Drinkwater (who is always trying to make something happen) shows they miss the boat on so many levels. They also think they are clever for playing players out of position which is showing no great results other than maybe Critta. Personally I switch off game last night at half time as there isn’t any creativity that is going to surprise the opposition and that’s why the result didn’t go our way. CC looked ok when he came to the club, but he doesn’t seem to move on things when it’s required and also to take some risks. They spoke about this after game last not on Fox. Whilst a team keeps playing players out of position, things don’t appear to change. I admire some of the signings from St George for next year. They lacked certain positional players so they went hard for players and got some. That’s what any club should do, we are really not going to hit the finals hard in the future until we take some chances and aggressively look for some other choices who play specific positions which they were signed for.
>>157355845Yasmin Clydsdale nee Meakes
I'm convinced Peter Mamouzelous must be a proper dickhead at training or something because he might be the best hooker in that team but Wayne just doesn't use him and only played him last night because of the injuries
>>157357480Ciraldo is Temu Andrew Webster
Andrew Webster has an 2 entire islands to himself, it's unfair
14-0 most dangerous lead
>A proposal has been submitted to interim NRL executive chairman Peter V'landys that could see all 17 clubs own a stake in the set-up of the 20th NRL franchise.>The game is looking at the best solutions to implement a 20th team either in Christchurch or a 5th QLD side.
pooarkscowwiesbroncies
>>157357694>Rapid expansion is dangerous because it often outpaces a company’s operational, financial, and cultural foundations, leading to systemic failure. The primary risks include financial instability and cash flow crises, where aggressive spending on infrastructure, inventory, and staffing depletes reserves before new revenue is realized, potentially leading to excessive debt or bankruptcy.it has begun
there are already too many peems
The more teams the less chance eels win another one, soon their premiership winners will be like the anzacs, long gone
Raidies and broncs are both spiritually shattered now there's no way they win, their players will barely even be jogging up and down the field.
>>157357694The PNG team is going to be a mistake>no Adelaide Assassins
LETS GO POOARKS
>another welcome to country every game every round baby
Family Tips Green Blood In the Water Edition11 tipped pooarks 1 tipped pooders2 forgetful fairies
most cowardly poo ever
>poo curse strikes
pooders bros...
COMEBACK
SAVAGEAVAGE
PADDYADDY
tipped pooarks
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
Give it to the ball boy!
>>157356228i agree, this is exactly the kind of game the broncos will win because they're retarded and can't perform normally
Wahs customers are always so negative
PENALTY POOARKS
THE POO CURSE IS UNDEAFEATABLES
He was out. Cheating, lying, and mostly fraudulent
What the FUCK is the point of a touchie?
GREEN MACHINE
>Then his foot hits the sideline>And then what>And then you raise your flag>The what?
>>157358750Good movie this
I dreamt that at Shark Park Cronulla were playing, Ettingshausen was on one of the teams and both teams were wearing Cronulla jerseys
Why did he pass that?
count the passes fox intern
Does anyone think the raiders won't blow this?
broncos finna win the gf
>>157358797On a couple of controversial ref calls
THE AGE OF OGREBALL… IS OGRE
sitting in my hotel room watching the loigue. dubs and I treat myself iykwimwim
What the fuck is that whirring sound?
>>157358943...FUCK
>>157358949sorry m8 it's the car alarm to my imprezza
>>157358943crisp off by one kenobi
I could hear it too it’s a bit fucking loud mate you should get someone to have a look at that
schizo slutton keeps helping whatever team is losing
POOTHETIC FROM POOARKS
TARPENIARPENI
much like the animatronic shark from the movie, frauds
Pooarks are outside of the top 4 as we speak
FIX YOUR TIMING LOWER YOUR FORCE
pooarks blowing tries for fun
Just read more about this PNG Chiefs team. The lure of having a tax free salary, a luxury villa in a gated community for players while the Australian governemnt is paying them 600m over 10 years is mad while away teams have to spend a weekend in Loloata Private Island Resort. this is more geopolitical than sports atp. But its the good life for the new players coming in
The Australian government did this to prevent r360
>good life>stuck in a compound
Can these frauds fall to 9th?
broncGODS
SUTTON HATES THE POOARKS
>>157359031Yes. If they lose all their games and Canterbury win all theirs they can fall out on for and against. They are a ~220pt ahead right now
dropped it like irish was dropped on his head as a baby lol
Canberra can still make the finals too, if they win all four remaining games they will be on 30pts which will be the same as Newcastle if Newcastle wins only one game, and Souths and Cowboys if they both lose all their games. It’s the most competitive finals run in since 1991
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>157359029I have no idea how that comp would work. It's like a spectacle more than a sport. But because it's not governed by world rugby, if it's not a scam, they could create a new game or something
Should put a camera on top of the goalposts for a better angle
>bullshit >bullshit >bullshit based pooark crowd
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>>157359070evolved* a new game I should say
>>157359070It’s basically what the world rugby sevens is but full sided. It won’t work because the sevens doesn’t really work. It’s too top down and won’t grow the game, it’ll be like arena football or roller derby league or slamball or that renegade iron man thing they made that wasn’t sponsored by uncle tobys and didn’t have actual slsc support. They will waste their money again
surely they score with their 18 tackle set
Ball blatantly was released before the 10m line and caught in front. Sus they refused to comment on it
Feel bad for the sharks desu. The spirit is willing, and so is the flesh, but the mind is not.
pooarks bros...
>>157358523BOOM!
>>157359132TIPSHOT!
Same team that lost to the Dragans btw
Besides which, the Arabs are true rugby league people we already have Lebanon and Morocco locked in. Union is far too elitist for Arabian sensibilities, League is egalitarian and also more tribal (with the tribes being treated as equals).What League should do is either hold the wc every two years and have it regularly in Saudi Arabia, Morocco, the UAE, even Lebanon once this war is over, or else have some kind of mini wc with 8 teams in between the actual wc (16 teams) and only hold that in these countries
>Poostrayawinslol every 2 yearsGod no
can someone get on the line to mitchell moses and ask if he's gonna play properly today or just sook the whole time
morning fellas
evening fellas
>>157359151Arabs are some of the most elitist and classist people on Earth you complete retard.
night fellas
Ohhhh Niggoh!!!
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>157359252You simply don’t know Arabs. And anyway you can say that about the English and they invented rugby league
Cowbucks, ya hear m8?
Two cowboys rode out at dawn,With fishing rods and spurs on.They lassoed eels from muddy holes“Dang,” said Drinkwater, “these fish are arseholes!”
Parra win this game to avoid the spoon
>>157359280I actually know them very well and they are deeply classist and elitist.
>EnnisWho is he going to dickride tonight?
quickly getting over this shit now
For the second week running, the Cowboys opponent have dressed themselves as Cowboys
>>157359287You must have a loose understanding of classism and elitism, suggest you read a book
>>157359288probably Drinkwater
Family Tips Gamer God Addo Carr with a hattrick on his birthday Edition2 tipped peels 10 tipped pooboys 2 forgetful fairies
ELECTRIC EELS
KEK
>Drinkwater>Drinks waterWho writes this shit
>>157359299Arabs are some of the most racist, and elitist people you will ever meet. Not that I'm complaining as a white guy who's lived in the middle east you basically get treated like a prince. Advertising a sport to Arabs on the basis of it being low class is the best way to make it unpopular with them.
what a start
>tipped cowwies
KEK THIS GAME IS MEME KINO
>play on
reminder you can’t spell Lmoses with Moses. *the m is silent
nice kick NOT
diving little bitch
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
>Run into defender
>>157359308First of all, egalitarianism is not the same thing as low class. It’s actually mutually exclusive, there cannot exist such a thing as low class within an egalitarian system. Rugby League is not low class, it is egalitarian. Secondly, you have experienced being a guest of the Arabs and you now know full well they’d make excellent hosts for any kind of legitimate rugby league international tournament
holy inspiring stadium music
Tamika you blind brave and outstanding woman
>>157359330take it to discord, the footy is on
MOSES DESERVED THAT
Roosettes have actually practiced kicking and can now kick 40-30s on demand
Peels & Cowwies is always kino don’t you guys remember the last time these peems played?
Lmao eels fucking sick
Parra are usually worth a watch even when they’re shit it’s true. Entertainers
kek wasn’t forward at all
peels bros...
based REEDIE love that little shitstirrer
>>157359351https://youtu.be/_m5zMPZ0S_U
>>157359350can you take your pet Eel to the vet?
>Scotty Stinkwater
>>157359364KEK
Bears legend Apa Twidle
GWAN PARRA
>>157359330That's how egalitarianism views its own self, but elitism requires self-distinction from the hoi polloi, and views the egalitarian refusal to self-separate from the plebs as taking on the garments of plebdom.But I agree with your broader point that despite Arab effeminacy and would-be aristocratic pretentiousness they did get into rugby league in Sydney, so perhaps their pretensions are not so strong a barrier to playing and following the rugged and manly game of rugby league, and they actually do like to get their perfumed and manicured hands in the footy mud.
PEELBACK
TWIGODEEEEEEELGOOOODS
>>157359374The Moroccans in southern France are also rugby league people. I’ll shout you a coffee and lunch next time I’m in town
>sleep in ruck>hold head down during tackle>crowd ruck>you're not allowed to touch their foot thoughRape all refs
>>157359383Yes, true. Proves it's not just a Sydney-fluke and the Arab soul yearns for rugby league.
the fox PWNED the ref there
Todd “Not” Smart
PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS
pooboys bros...
Disruptor
VOLKGOOOOOOOD
Foxxie needs a try tonight, set him up
>>157359374To deconstruct the ontological dichotomy between egalitarian universalism and stratified distinction within the kinetic theatre of late-capitalist appropriation is, quite frankly, to engage in a tautological exercise of staggering superficiality. One must recognize that the juxtaposition of subcutaneous plebeian topography against the olfactory illusions of Levantine refinement does not merely problematise the prevailing hegemony; rather, it exponentially exacerbates the inherent liminality of the sporting phenomenon itself.Ultimately, to pontificate upon the socio-cultural taxonomy of league enthusiasts while ignoring the hyper-mediated phenomenology of the turf is to succumb to a solipsistic praxis of irrecoverable proportions. One might as well attempt to quantify the unquantifiable coefficient of pure, unadulterated nothingness.
PENALTY PEELS
>>157359020have you ever been to PNG? Working over there we were always told to never leave the compound and with good reason.
>>157359409
SEND HIM
Chook staceys, I don't feel so good
Gee I wonder who the refs want to win :^)
kek probably not a good idea to coat hanger cunts
guys guys, ParraMUNTERS haha geddit?
EIGHTY-TWO
HELIUM LUKI
Hey guys
rigged
>>157359409What would the phenomenology of the turf have to do with it? "Hands in the mud" was a synecdoche for the dirty ruggedness of the game.
>>157359433shit i dunno man i got ai to write that. My prompt was "some people are arguing about something in a rugby league thread can you make a post that'll kill the conversation"
Eels should NOT be allowed to wear dark blue against the Cowboys that's not their colour and it creates confusion.
JOCULYN FIX YOUR BUM WE NEED YOU TO KICK GOALS SWEETIE
that’s black you tard
HESSGOD HESSGOD HESSGOD HESSGOD HESSGOD HESSGOD HESSGOD
Soft as shit
>>157359413How were the local prossies?
HELD UP
kek no try
NO TRY:|
pooriggmatta peels
based 7 minute late stream
Reminder: this so-called professional football team had eighty-two points put on them the other week by a bunch of ABBA enthusiasts from the gay quarter of Sydney. They don’t deserve to be in the finals
Kwab
Addo-Carr with the stick drift
COWBACK YEEEHAWWWW
>>157359466it would take a braver man than I to touch those kunekune's
12 men shouldn’t score on 13 men by going around them
>>157359413One of my friends had a flatmate from there, he had lots of stories about how savage and niggerish the mountain people are.
give us the spoon for conceding down a player desu
>>157359491
no try don't send it up just play on
ooh I don’t know
>>157359503yea the ones in Western Province up in the mountains take pot shots at the oil and gas rigs late at night, it's their idea of sport.
nah no try for sure Penisini is too short
BIN HIM
owww wowwwieee my headdyy wedddyy
ow muh head
these peems are very similar desu they’re like the NSW & QLD versions of each other
MILKK
stop stopping the fox you're destroying his K/D
Fun game
>Purdue knocks it back even though it goes toward the Peels tryline
Intermission musichttps://youtu.be/xE0t9zJmk64
Eloise is beautiful
Hopefully channel 9 give Ennis a job, they’ll need to poach a few from Fox since they’ll be doing 3 fta games a week
Chatting with Kiraz on grindr he says lachie gives good head
>>157359607it’s a nice name - a chick named eloise could only be a good person.
>>157359616kek
https://youtu.be/-D24yIYiVBcBarry Ryan - Eloise
>>157359621Had girl at school named eloise and yes she was indeed a good person
BRONCETTES ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY BRONCETTES?
>>157359639By had I’m assuming you mean in the biblical context
>>157359647don’t speak about Eloise like that you dirty bastard
I’ve never met a Sara that wasn’t nice. The ones with the h can be dodgy though so watch out
wonder if Grace is jealous of Eloise.
Just in time
FOX WITH THE TRY ACHIEVEMENT FOR 4 GAMERSCORE
LET’S TROT
TROTGOOOOOOOOOOOD
might be going from 3/3 to 3/6 tonight, feeling quite sick.
>>157359647Oh no, she kind of like a older sister figure to us
Fox missed the QTE there
LET’S TRO-ACK!!
Should've just ran it. Panic kicked
PERJEW
That was some nifty footwork
game winning poo looms
STEERBACK
200IQ cowwies
Finally understand why Parra fans are always angry
>>157359728unit
Brian Kelly having his best game ever
PARTETH THE SEAS
we soccer now
Tend to think in that situation it’d be more prudent to pass it out wide rather than take on three defenders yourself whilst giving the defence time to scramble for the next tackle, but anyway it worked out well for him
Bit bullshit but whatever
8PT PENALTY TRY8PT PENALTY TRY8PT PENALTY TRY
rigged beyond belief
KEKEK FUCKING GREAT TRY
RAZZLE DAZZLE
LMAOThe eternal eel
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
rigged or not, Parra need to defend
>rigged beyond belief >only thing that stopped the try was 2 offside players tackling him based redneck retards
OH MY FUCKING GOD
RAINING TRIES
I counted 12 hands in that kek
>>157359786>redneckproxy off yank
>>157359795t. city slicker
finna crash out
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
Apa Twiddle looks like he should star in Tim Burton films
BAKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK>stays down trying to milk a penalty>no penalty and now you're gone for 15 minutes
Incredible pass
BARRRRRRLLOOOOOOOWWWW WITH THE PASS TO THE MOON I LOVE THE FOOOOOOOOTTTYYY
what a fackin game
*doesn't stand up*
>>157359829Why do you hate nrl?
Fuck up mckinnon
PAULOGODSAMRANIGODEEELGOOOOOOOOODS
KEK this fucking game
That's one of the best passes I've ever seen
>seven tries to threeI thought this was a two horse race broncies? KEK
based freshie
Junior Paulo is my favourite player right now
I think both these teams might be a bit shit
>>157359832my name is Alex McKinnon
>>157359858>you killed my penis, prepare to die
>>157359858too soon :(
based cowwies finally had enough of this ginger fucks shit
>>157359852based Junz just lived the dream of thousand of old fat Samoan warehouse workers all over Sydney
Is this game, dare I say, kino?
How is it a tackle if he doesn’t even touch him.
Murray L’Tuilagi
>>157359869how'd a huge coconut get so good at doing things other than slamming into people?
should be a penalty try
>doing tricks in the ruck>no six again
>>157359874No matter what happens I hope this full game replay is put up on YouTube the world needs to see this. Best game of footy since Bloody Sunday
>>157359874It's Quinoa
>>157359900my retard ex gf used to pronounce it kwi-noah. still makes me laugh.
it’s kwin-oh-ah
game deciding poo
>>157359910In her defence you wouldn't know how it's pronounced until someone said it
as it should be
kek this how the last game ended
>major foul
>>157359711
gonna start calling that a dinklage tackle
Absolutely bullshit call
It’s right, you can’t slap dudes in the nose like that it’s unseemly
IT’S A GAME WINNING POO!
GAME LOSING SLAP
The important thing is Cowboys lose. It’s for the good of the game
Cowwies 36-32 incoming
Unbelievable rigging
how many peems does an Peels victory help?
4 stressful minutes
>stinkwater
kek at that Bateman milk
>scotty can'tkicker
>>1573599569
L M A OMAO
>legendary kino game decided by a controversial poomodern NRL in a nutshell
butter finger boys
what another terribly reffed game
KINOKINOKINOKINOKINO
It's a upset curse nightI think the wahs are in trouble, cash out your bets if you still can
Wahs will win by 30+ in front of their crowd
Parra just did a couple of peems a huge favour
Parrachad how you feeling?
I’m having a good time m8
There’ll be more Wahs fans than Broncos fans there tonight. Just imagine Lang Park in this image background
Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!
based TOOOOOOOOOOKEY
yagara wangarawa purugaji ngabungara
does abbo pussy smell like smoked eucalyptus leaves?
DEADLY
sounds like me trying to shoe the birds away from veranda this morning
>>157360102KEK
I'm blacker than this cunt
This guy is good, shan't hear a bad word about him
>deadly (You)>deadly me>deadly /nrl/ family
when does this abo stuff end?
who /deadly/ here?
>the deadliest peem in the world this right danny?
The /deadliest/ thread on the board
>>157360111every game, every round till you like it
>>157360100Actually like turtle shell
>aye aye aye aye ayeBloody Queenslanders
AYEAYEAYEAYEBRRRRRRRRRRGH
Deadly, unna
lowkey this is a banger though, could be #1 in the Triple J 100 this year.
>>157360115KEK
>>157360115
that was embarrassing
Uncle fatty liver going off script here must get paid by the stick clicks
a good welcome to country for once
TOOKEYOOKEY
Get the fuck on with it this bullshit should be done backstage before the game
>>157360125
>>157360115is that.. is that based Magic round all over again???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5U3Zpxcj5M
>>157360115this image is ripe for a basedjacking
BroncGODS BroncGODS BroncGODS BroncGODS BroncGODS Broncdition2 Broncd BroncGODS 10 Broncd Broncwahs2 BroncGODS BroncGODS
Go broncs
Mark Tookey is a deadset legend and if you talk shit about him to my face I’ll tell you to shut your mouth or we go outside
they make this a permanent fixture, the Reece Walsh cup>has abo and maori heritage>history with both peems
>big kev relegated to sidelinebut really he's there to give some coaching to the Broncs
>>157360115Putting the WAR in Warriors
>what amazing grass!Yeah bro ok I guess
>>157360181The trophy
HD looking like standard definition 480p. No noise coming from on field. Fucking channel nine.
>>157360192His son is playing
>>1573601983 10s in that pic
madge is hardly a 10 m8
have they forgotten how to count to 5 and why is staggs kicking
how come the Bronx look like they’re apart of Operation Desert Storm?
>>157360225practice for PNG games
its a disruptor but that rules gone after 4 games
POOalsh
>walsh nowhere to be seen
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157360205I count 4
LET’S GONE
Cooper "why say 5 word when 25 will do" Cronk
>>157360239hmm maybe reddit was right…
I like Cronk's enducated takes, makes me feel smart
this is going to be a bloodbath
>>157360252I feel like the incoming technocratic AI takeover might be worth it if it can somehow be used to make Cronk more concise kek
Dirty bronc playMANY SUCH CASES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Broncos 2026: The Beckoning Spoon
C H T HT
SJ-esque.
If we had a proper comp where everyone plays everyone twice, Broncos would be absolute moral for the spoon. And not the mushroom kind
fuck yeah cht, flies under the radar but hes so good
>>157360276Giga-Cronk vs Mecha-Walters, coming soon to Nine.
Who was the most recent team to go from champs to spoon holders in a year?
>>157360298Super King Ennisorah mogs all
Noooooo walsh
WALSH IS DEAD I REPEAT WE HAVE A WALSH DOWN A WALSH DOWNHIP DROPSEND THAT CUNT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME
SEND THAT DIRTY FUCKING MAORI CUNT OFF
Nothing in that
Walsh career ending injury
kek noodle legged faggot
TWINK DOWNI REPEAT WE HAVE TWINK DOWN
Yeah that's not nice can't arse into a player's ankle like that
Quick someone piss in his mouth!
Now he’s pretending to limp about what a little shit he is
Games gone soft. Worth it to hurt that gayfaggot t bqh. Hopefully his seasons over
thanks for staying on Walsh you aura farming faggot now get off the field you cunt
Classic ruse de twink, heroically staying on to get the try assist
ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH ITS OVAH
THE WRATH OF KHAN
my favourite player :-)
fuck yessssss
A K P !!!!Worst person to pass it straight to lol
Based Walsh still thinking he's a Warriors player and setting up tries for them
Thats karma for being little bitches
erm Walsh?
put that all on the Fish - he told them niggas to chill and they locked it down
AKP The Equation Solver has a nice ring to it.
broncs might be in with a chance now
KEK now he limps off the field after gifting the warriors a try
>walsh
Titans always gets rid of their hood players Erin Clark Jamal Fogarty Khan PriearaSami (next year) But will keep Brain Kelly for 6 years
Another goalkicker injures himself
POPPED HIS HAMMY
How the FUCK is Cronk defending that brainlet move from peese poolsh?
>does hammy after conversionVoodoo game
karma for walsh
whats going on with goal kickers for realsies
METTY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY METTY?
Vlandys 6 again rule has got players so fatigued that they can't even kick goals without hurting themselves
kek hammy is fucking goooorn poor cunt
Oh dear.... its over warriors bros
fuck me, well there goes the season
fucks sake we don't have any halves left.
can someone shoop the Metcalf Jesus pose with the devil Pepe behind him
Jett Cleary.... its your turn
vlandysball needs designated kickers like the NFL
Need to kick more tenderly, make love to the ball, not kick the shit out it and tear your legs apart
>>157360380Still have Jett Cleary!
>>157360384>>157360394What number is he?
Cleary vs Cleary in the Super Bowl ngl that'd be based, haven't seen that episode yet. Bravo PVL!
broncs getting a tower laid on them
>>157360389we already have the best kickers in the world
>>157360389THISKicking is too onerous and specialised in the modern game, the game needs dedicated disposable goal kickers from outside the 19
>>157360391bonsoir Frédéric. Les hobbits sont-ils d'excellents hôtes?
broncs just bleed errors all game every game
fuck me metcalf is cursed, what is that 3 staright seasons in a row with season ending injuries, guys just eternally cursed.
Luke Hanson will more likely get the callup over Jett
What was the curse duck meme and what does that have to do with Metcalf?
>>157360389You want NRL to be further Americanized?
IT’S A BIG STEAMING POO!
>>157360430more like Methamstrung haha gottem
if I was metcalf I'd be taking unders to play for penrith if you catch my drift
>>157360438nu-threadcunt denies it but some are suspicious that he’s practising black majiks
>>157360430Dragons thought they got lucky after last week's game KEK
>>157360439I was memeing because vlandysball is retarded
tuapiki playing 7 will win us the prem
>>157360439Americanisation has greatly enhanced rugby league (four/six limited tackle sets borrowed from the downs system).
>>157360438There’s no duck curse meme. Turbo was coincidence and the delayed Trindall one…. also coincidence
>>157360452the good news for Metcalf is that he won’t have to do much goal kicking for the Dragons next year kek
Vlandysball and americanisation have made this the biggest sport in Australia post-covid
HEY HEY HO HO MADGE HAS GOT TO GO
>>157360458It’s good to take good ideas. Thing is, there aren’t that many of those in America so best be cautious
a kevvie coached broncGOD team would heem these coconuts
>>157360471Based. Now all we need is completely separate teams for defence and offense. When a tackle set is finished the teams are switched
He's got ICE on his HAMMYHES GOT TEARS IN HIS EYES HES GOT CUM IN HIS BUM
>>157360462>no duck curse memeis now a meme
KEKEKevie
>>157360462T we aren’t going to judge but you really need to own up to this. Are you or are you not a dark duck wizard?
could SJ come back for 3 weeks?
>>157360483We already tried that during unlimited interchange and it totally sucks. I’d go so far as say the NFL would be better if everyone had to play each way
>crashball by maam on the 5th
this is so sloppy
>knocking on the door https://youtu.be/rm9coqlk8fY
Wahs need to keep their foot down here they will probably finish on equal points with someone and an extra 40 on the for and against could be the difference for a home final
reminder that Shiba memed himself into a Roos jersey
>>157360492Not after July 1st
Hey family, can I get that one pic of the car with the Irish flag swerving off the highway?
>>157360521
>>157360521And Australia won. He was in form, it was correct
rustling up some hot dogs for me lunch
>>157360520I think the 2 injuries have left everyone playing safe now. Might get going again a bit more in the 2nd half.
>>157360531Cheaper to just go to OTR
>>157360491>dark0%>duck100%>wizard50%
>>157360531didn’t think you poms ate hotdogs desu
>ANOTHER POOsomeone tell the wahs its the broncshits they're playing against
the cowardly POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>20-0the most deadliest lead
*takes the poo**makes you seethe uncontrollably*
IT’S A SECOND BIG STEAMING POO!
>>157360570Grant Anderson at the back is worrying them
>>157360582poos ruin the game see the game before this one
>>157360586I finally understand your gimmick
2 softest and gayest players in the NRL injured tonight. And nothing of value was lost
I was really hyped to watch the Wahs flog Brisbane but now that’s it happening I can’t help but feeling a little dirty and sad for them. Kinda like visiting the Ginza.
I fell great after visiting ginza, its when I get home to the wife reality kicks in
>>157360595>having sympathy for prozziesgaaaaaay
>>157360582Reminds me too much of Union
>>157360594You're not tuff lad. Maybe channel that insecure energy into reading a book.
>>157360605It would be 25-0 if it was yawnion
Who is better for a teamMetcalf who plays 4 games all season and gets injured or Kyle Flanagan who stays healthy all season?
AWW REECY WEECEY TOOK ALL 20KGS OF CHARNZES COCK ON HIS FUCKING ANKLES AND COULDNT REDEEM THE COOM
Flanagan easily
>>157360625
May as well put a movie on, this game is done.
Ezra will turn it around
>moonboot>crutches>bicycle helmet >floaties
YAY! Walsh in a moon boot! this means hes cant carve up my mighty waidies next week like he always does!
>But a bunch of pears>Wait 2 weeks for them to ripen>Half go off before I can eat them all
>>157360652The virgin fruit buyer buying pears...
>>157360635What movie?
Pears are the best fruit
https://youtu.be/ncYOVGrbHwoThis game
>>157360669Brotherhood of the Wolf
Prefer tangelos
Rain will help the Broncos
Hey baby, there isn't an easy way out...
>>157360673Nickname for Perth bears?
>>157360593based smartest broncos customer
Shoving the escorter into the receiver is a good move
>>157360694I always glossed over his posts and assumed it was his spat with >my wife Quincy Dodd anon
>>157360669Mars Attacks 1996 REMASTERED 1080p BluRay HEVC x265 5.1 BONE
If Auckland win by 45pts they’ll go second
whoever made that pre-game video about how many times metcalf has been injured in recent years absolutely fucked him
>>157360725kek Matt Nable is the curser!!!
>SJ plays next week>not the oldest half
That was too easy
feeling sad lads
>the only 2 people jumping for the ball were pooiors
WE WANT 50
the only player to stop a warrior is another warrior
>>157360669Robin and Marian 1976
hyphenated surnames are the key to all of this.
Lol 6 broncs around the ball and no jumpers
Sad to say, but I don't think the Brisbane Broncos will be competitive in this year's NRL finals series lads.
where do the broncos go from here
You just KNOW there's one nation supporters absolutely fuming at that pukana
>>157360673Trvth
>Pūkana refers to two distinct cultural phenomena in New Zealand: a traditional Māori facial expression and a long-running children’s television program.
>>157360786QLDCup
this ref looks like he says decision made when he works at the bunker
Chūdkana
>>157360784Bronc-ACK Bronc-ACK
>>157360786buy out all the poothers players
>>157360786Import more kiwis
>>157360786Seilbold
do we bother with a bake?
nice
D W ZWZ
>>157360842we’re on pg2 we good
Mariner and sib are so shit
love virgin I hope you’re okay mate!
Madge should drop Haas for the rest of the season and blood some young forwards for next year so they don’t get the spoon
He couldn't do that if he got a haircut
>Wahsbros thought they would lose thisKek
From winning a premiership to this
First time drinking after the vape ran out, I think about it but I'm not fiending for it
yeah wouldn’t want Haas getting a serious injury huh Irish??
>>157360760saved.
>>157360876Kiwis are very fretful people. I think it’s because they live on isolated islands with earthquakes and volcanoes, they’re ok though because they know big strong Aussies will always look after and care for them
they should rename Suncorp the Fish Bowl desu
Ha ha ha ha
we're going to score 50broncs are spent
WAHS better not fucking stop at 42 I swear to god
Cronk was right, they were wearing them down for late game points flourish
these guys getting dabbed on
nigga the Wahs are literally stealing the mana off the Bronx fobs like some sort of sick Space Jam shit
Fucking Broncos
BroncGODS
damn now imagine this peem without Haas next year kek
Thinking the Broncos need to do the right thing and shut Payne Haas down for the rest of the season. Need to look after his long term health
Kek mam got in his way
Egan try in the last 20, please and thank you
BRONCBACK
HORSEBACK
BUCKBACK
who the fuck was that with that awful defence
>letting the poocos scoreNot our year
EQUINEBACK
>Trump holy Chudcos
Why does Willianson have a ringworm tat
Reminder that the Broncos haven't got the line through em....yet...
>>157361000Art
>>157361005Yeah the spoon line lol
>>157361005If they come back to win tonight and win their last 3, they finish on 26 points. Current 8th place is on 28 points. How big a line you waiting for?
>>157361026Teams could be deducted points for fielding extra men or salary cap breaches
>>157361000kek
>>157361000*raises glass of Que Cola* Ahem, you’ve outdone yourself once again webmcunt
>>157360913Current reigning champions, too
>>157361026Maybe a team gets done for salary cap breaches like the Bulldogs in 02
kek that’s not fucking high at all wtf
Hahaha
the double pump then pass to the touchie gets em every time
>>157361000
Ahahah
Mam needs help
He's done it again
Are you serious, how'd they let that obviously fake pass through
How embarrassing for mam
not 50 please not 50
Always have a soft spot for whitebois that play for the Wahs
SEXUAL HEALYSEX-U-ALHEA-LY BABYTHAT’S GOOD FOR ME
who’s this lispy faggot in the bunker
>>157361100for me it’s Simon Mannering & Michael Luck
>can't even put 50 on the poocospooriors are finished
Should’ve put 60 on these losers
>>157361000very nice
is the inability to put a line through a trash opposition worthy of a line through my wahs?
based whistling ad
yay broncos won worst winning percentage former premiers
Wahs don't look like a premiership winning side but whatever
>couldn't even get to 42
my decision not to use can't even put 40 on the poocos proved a correct one
>>157361196na its the right call, souths next week is the only hard game the wahs have left.They need to save some energy and ensure we win that one.Penrith will drop a game somewhere, so we just need to win the last 3. Points differential doesnt matter.
40 is still a big numberimagine 40 people in your room right now
so madge is going right.. RIGHT?!?
>>157361226that would be extremely painful
>>157361189How is that even possible
>>157361189no one does this year
How about them raiders?
>>157361226Imagine 50
>>157361298How about the trinity? I'll be tuning in at 230am
>>157361189Is everybody a fraud this year?
REAL RECOGNISE REAL
>>157361316next week they will be stomped by the warriors like god intended. FUCK YORKSHIREFUCK THE WHITE ROSE
>>157361000kek, great game and great webm
>>157361335Honestly? Looks like it
>>157361379vlandys ball did this
>>157361226>40 is still a big numberFor (You)
>>157361344I knew there was a divine entity looking down & guiding us from above tonight
>>157361308phwoar
>>157361344Wonder if he went in the NRLW sheds
>>157361502yeah reports say he bought played one ed sheeran song on repeat on his phone and never let go of a 4 pack of vodka cruisers
im gay and retarded
based /afl/ poster
the amount of times anyone from /nrl/ thought about /afl/ today: 0the amount of times anyone from /afl/ thought about /nrl/ today: 0the amount of times the sperg acted all retarded and shit: 1 (at minimum) /afl/ doesn't think about /nrl/ /nrl/ doesn't think about /afl/ we just care about our own sport, its literally just one spastic stirring shitcase in point, in the winter we both inhabit /cric/ and get along famously and its great fun love to /afl/ and love to /nrl/ may both sports live long healthy lives and forever grow and give us that few hours peace from the real world amen
perplexing post
>fell asleep on the loungeShit. >>157365045>>157365045>>157365045
