Great thread. Well done
Scousers actually believe that Jota was going a leisurely 20mph and his car just spontaneously combusted a millisecond before hitting a road barrier
munich bastard having a melty
>Leeds have agreed a fee with Borussia Monchengladbach for Nico Elvedi. The deal is understood to be worth an initial £6.8m plus add-ons. The central defender has not been included in Gladbach’s squad for today’s friendly against Aston Villa.We are so bad at selling its unreal
maguireeee
>LOUD boos for Enzo Fernandez as he comes onto the pitchkek
He doesn't fucking miss.
lots of cheek is still stuck in serie a
Newcastle signed the Bosnian TAA
Exquisite threadMuch appreciated
I’m sure he’s happy to be home
after the goal it's been mostly boring shite
Heard that Delap rejecting the Como loan
I can't believe how much they paid for Tonali
>>157362823You gotta pay more when you're a mid club
was that celebration for tom holland kek
well that's a shit goal to concede
peno for united
oh my god bruno fuck off
leave the pens before the pens leave you
>>157362903Whats the point of the bunda"league"?
>>157362903ok m8 very funny, take it to the Football Manager thread
>>157362459Sold for profit after flopping btw
DAWGUU
why is the indo thirdie giving real time commentary like this is a matchthread
meme defending
>>157362831Spurs surprise bid for Alvarez incoming
>giving amorim the wincringe
Man shite bros what are you playing at
hmm guys idk knowdon't see why you can't haveno 3pm blackoutcan buy all the PL games from one providercan buy all PL games of a certain teamcan buy individual matchesdoesn't make much sense why it's got to be more difficult than this
>battered by AC Milan Cyou sure you're ready for next week Manure bros?
>>157363406just watch them all for free like everyone else
just found out Webby diedwtF
>>157363406Please think about the billionaires
>>157363470billionaires should make more if they don't force you to buy matches you don't watch
>>157363489Wasn't there talk about the 3pm blackout being removed anyway? And a service that offers every single game as well? But I think that one was only available in Asia, if it actually exists at all
I'm a better left back than Luke Shaw
>>157363521yeah probably but retards will always argue for fucking over your rivals/being an envious little shit/th3 blackout as being a good thing
lmfao
amorimlost amorimlost to amorim
Absolute state of carrickball
>>157362923Bayern training camp
>>157362923On the other hand Leverkusen beat Newcastle, >we beat the mighty asston villa, Freiburg beat Palace and Mainz beat Bournemouth and Dirtmund beat Arsenal In other words, its frenlies that dont offer much insight.
Throw another /mug/ on the fire for me
>>157363660you tell em, hans
>caring about preseason gameslol. lmao. city will batter arse tomorrow and everybody will forget there was even any hope for anybody but city.
>>157363663going to have to report you to the police for this postfires are BANNED, didnt you get your alert
>>157363678the amount of people who immediately rang 999 to dob in their neighbours having a perfectly normal BBQ literally overwhelmed the system. people are fucking mongs. it was an absolute waste of a warning. could have been a statement from No.10 if it HAD to be done. National Alerts should be for>Nukes>Serious weather conditions about to hit>Serious biological/health issue>War startedNot 'pls don't start a fire and let it go out of control'.
two games on freeview tomorrow night lads
>letting amorin winoh my days
>>157363663good season ahead
United battered and even sissy scored!
>shartnited actually lost to rubin amoron
>>157363776>african women's footballwho the fuck is going to be desperate enough to watch that
wtf did United‘s first team really lose to random Milan bench warmers and a kid in goal ?
carrick's at the wheel
the club's on fireand carrick's at the wheeland old trafford is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicidesand a dark wind blows
>>157363660But at the end bayern will win the league again no?
>>157364082Wtf lmaoTo Ruben amorim too
>psg cancelled GK zion Suzuki deal over agent demands
>>157364472he's villa bound now apparently
>>157364223KEKThe dead club blues
>50k people showed up for a Spurs preseason matchhmmm
>>157364818think tickets were only £10-15 and it was a nice saturday afternoon during the holidaysnot packed out but not too bad
appearantly the scotland fa are hoping to hire this fascist thug
>Brentford 7-0 Frankfurt The fuck
>>157364453that united side is straight garbage. Would be surprised to see them finish above 8th
>>157364453>yanited lost to sissy, left cheek, chuck weezyholy kekeroni
>>157364898You got a free go on the go karts too
>>157365455gooood go karts those mate
see some united fans already writing Tielemans offbit shit today was he?
>>157365730they're right to do it whatever the reason
heard Tran u lost to milan
>>157365101Mememouth beat Genoa 10-1.
>>157366388>>157366388>>157366388it's up.
>>157365568PROMISING SIGNS.
>>157365730Bro is old and washed
>>157365730think they're worried because all their midfielders are weak midgets
>>157365730>>157366713He's one of the longest playing players around. If he hadn't gotten injuries he would likely have beaten Ronaldo in games played at the same age. I think Messi too. Santos was terrible. They had been sucking him off for ages. Yet as soon as he went off, they were even worse. Mainoo can't do anything and Tielemans doesn't have the legs to do anything. They need to sign a Kante type player who can just run every game for 90 mins and do 'tidy' stuff (not that Kante was just that but you get it). So that's probably Kone.As for other players, most of them laid into Shaw because he was 'at fault for all the goals'. So they're demanding Hall now and think £70m will do it. Why Newcastle would sell yet another good player for £70m with two weeks to go before the window shuts and the season starting in a week I don't know. £100m? Sure. But £70m? Doubt it.
Which premier league teams won all of their preseason matches?
monitoring the bomba situation
>>157367209
>>157367274they do that every year
Why have all these shit foreigners been allowed to flood our league?It was fine when there was a few world class superstar foreigners sprinkled throughout the league but now every single team is like 90% foreign shitters
>>157365730>bit shit today was he?and the last last ten seasons yeah
Even in preseason Poono can't assist from open play kek
>>157367540This. I've stopped letting pre season give me hope.
what premier league game passes do you think would be cool?for example, pass to see all away games of your team for season ticket holders
>>157367569big 5 leagues could stop this pretty easily with no harm to themselves if that wanted, just get together all agree a domestic quota of 6 players on the pitch at all times
Where does Söyuncu play now?
>>157368027How realistic is that though? I cant see the majority of PL clubs agreeing to such a decision.
>>157368074idk, i'm just saying if they wanted it they could do it. and i don't see pl clubs being hurt any more by this than bundes clubs
That left side from united was completely fucked i swear most, if not all, milan goals came from thereNew LB is badly needed
>>157362459KWAB
>>157368068I hate women
>>157368008imagine if you're like a Bournemouth season ticket holder and you just buy 19 away games. no other sports, no other football games, no other pl games. would be cheap as fuck
>Coventry City agree deal to sign Taiwo Awoniyi from Nottingham Forest
>>157367569Read that in his voice.
>>157368068Fenerbahce
>>157367569Where does this meme come from? The most numerous nationality in PL is English. The nationality with the most mins in PL is English. This nonsense has to stop tbqhwymgm.
>LW Mika Godts to PSG for €55 millionsince somebody will be stupid enough to pay €125+ million for Barcola, PSG attack will beKvara-Dembele-DouewithGodts-Torres-Aklioucheas the backups/guys who play 15+ league matches because nobody can touch PSG.Should easily get into the semi finals of the UCL again.
>>157363715>the amount of people who immediately rang 999 to dob in their neighbours having a perfectly normal BBQ literally overwhelmed the system>it was an absolute waste of a warning
>>157368229All came from Poop Shaw. Lad is past it. We're gonna overpay for Lewis Hall I reckon.
>>157368367Might be worthwhile for them, has the PL experience.
>>157368105The Premier League takes 4% of every transfer, the last thing they want is one club players like Neville & Carragher coming through. This is why Chelsea get away with all their shit, they buy and sell alot.
>>157369100Who pays that? The buyer or the seller or is it split 50 50?4 percent is massive tho, they're making some serious money each window
>>157367274>>157367540>>157367917This year though there has been more signs of an actual plan, and the opponents have also been slightly stronger than previous pre seasons
>>157370366I think they'll easily win the Conference League
OH NO NO NO NO
>>157367274Wa ra tro fee
>>157367569Does it not fill you with grandeur, Lister? The might of Derby County! Going into battle against the wily Nottingham Forest? No? Well you would say that, wouldn't you, you slop six Liverpool supporting bastard.
battered by Leedsbattered by AC Milan
>>157370688So it happened AGAIN
>>157370688>Bournemouth>Brentford>BrightonI am tired boss
>>157368068Women are so ridiculous
if there's fewer than 2 new signings before the league starts, you can write united's season off
>>157376730I've already written them off. 8th if they're lucky.
>>157370475They shouldn't face any real problems unless they shit the bed in December as usual. Having another route to Europa might take the pressure off a bit and allow them to play a bit more freely. Getting some silverware will unlock them>>157376509Brentford might be ok but I think Bournemouth will struggle juggling Europe
>>157367569You know why and why Africans are piled into every single club in European football, and why academy football seems to have a distinct lack of natives.And so on.
If the 3 promoted teams can stay up then who are gonna be relegated?
>>157377304Newcastle looks grim.
>>157377304newcastle, fulham, spurs. outside bet liverpool
>>157377369>spurs>liverpoolBe realistic.Sunderland could struggle as well.
>>157377304Newcastle are in a right state and could genuinely be facing relegation if this new manager isn't instantly amazingForest, Fulham aren't in a great place.>>157377369Spurs will be fine if de zerbi keeps his head, if he doesn't then anything could happen. The team looks way better now though.Liverpool are in a bad bad state and have spent a lot on very shit players. Depends how the coach is because the dressing room looks bad there.Outside chance for me is City. Such a massive restructure with lots of talent going and with the charges potentially pending.
The al saud geordies are the salt of the premier league. Can't be happy seeing them go down if am being honest
>>157376509the 3 Bs are shitter teams that i have no idea how they stay in the top flight
>>157377538Because they're run exponentially better than other clubs in the league, including the "big" six
>>157376826>AfricansThey're as English as you or me lad
>>157377538>buy talents from africa and south anerica for peanuts>sell them to slop six teams for record breaking prices>repeatmany duds as well but big clubs don't seem to care
>>157377768Mitigates investment risk innitEveryone's a winner really
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157370048The buyer. The levy and the VAT on a player must be paid before the registration can be issued.
>>157377862the only winner is brighton and the likes really, only one that has been proven to be successful is caicedo, that said i think they can be a bit too greedy for their own good, so many 80+ million shitters they could've gotten throughout the years but they wanted a few million quid more like baleba and mitoma
>EXCL: Aston Villa receive fresh bid from Juventus for Emiliano Martinez & gap between valuations now narrowing. #Juve willing to pay up to €10m (€7+3m) - #AVFC want €10m fixed. Personal terms for 33yo goalkeeper no issue. W @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC
Carl Jenkinson has retired from professional football
Once Suzuki actually moves to Villa will they become an official club of /sp/?
>>157378021in what way?
will you be tuning in for community shield?
>>157376509For Brighton at least it's as straight forward as>Have an average season>Friends in the media hype their players as being beyond superstars>Sell their average players for hugely high fees thanks to friends in the media hyping>Finish midtable again while the average players join real clubs and put in average performances>Rinse and repeat every seasonImagine being so retarded that you ever viewed Evan Ferguson as anything other than the "white" Carlton Cole. The media did when they were touting him as a £100m player (back when that was still a lot) based off scoring 6 goals one season.Scum club with no ambition that deserves to be playing non-league.
>>157378255i think they aren't exactly ashamed for being primarily a scammer for top 6 clubs but at the same think i do think one of these days they deserve to get their season completely derailed to the point of almost relegation.
>Aston Villa have agreed on personal terms with Zion Suzuki and closing in on deal with Parma for €35m package.>Details yet to be sorted ahead of agreement for Japan GK to join #AVFC after PSG deal off.
>>157378315I'm happy with this because I hate Villa and want them to return to being lower mid table trash, and Zion Suzuki will help them do just that.
good start for the foxes in 3rd division
>>157376698Spoiler that shit wtfff
>>157378255Well well well.The season hasn't even started yet and the customers are already suffering the seagull seethe.
bomba sunday theyre calling it
>>157378315Here we go>>157378334Cope
>>157378577yellowest nip
>>157378334I dunno about that. He's been alright when I've watched him. But, this is the PL. And we know what happened when another certain club bought a black GK from Italy....
>>157372416Replaced 'bastard' with 'goit'.
exciting super sunday lineup
>>157377369There is no way Spurs, with zero European football, will fail to stay up. It would take a catastrophic injury wave to do that. They wouldn't have finished 17th if they didn't have CL last year. Same reason why United finished 3rd and all their fans brag 'they won more points than anybody for half a season with Carrick' ignoring;1. They went out of League Cup in the first 'round'2. They went out of FA Cup in the first 'round'3. They weren't in Europe at all4. They won 41pts, with Arsenal getting 40pts (who had League Cup, FA Cup and CL games to play)But those aren't brought up they just bring up 'they got more points than City and Arsenal' but don't contextualise it and dismiss the idea that having another 10 games could fuck them over. 10 games doesn't sound a lot (I forget if it's 8 or 10 games in CL now so I'm going 10 but it might be 8+2 if play-offs) but it means 10 weeks of playing twice a week, minimum, then the domestic trophies. If you're a City or an Arsenal trying to win everything, you gotta do those.
>>157378610He calls Lister bastard angrily during the aliens rant when he's sick of hearing about the stupid cats because he's more focused on his discovery of the perfectly preserved remains of an ancient Quagaar warrior, thats what I was thinking of
>>157378640I think they use goit a lot more. It works either way.
what will happen with vicario now that juve are getting closer with dibu
>>157378577Extraordinary attorney woo
Wait, so Martinez is going to Juventus and Suzuki is going to Villa now?
Christ Arsenal are going to get battered. Fuck me. 5-0 on the cards.
>>157378928>playing a right footed centre back at left centre back>playing a left footed centre back at right centre back>poogaard>poo is smelly>poomo poomares>pooeke>poovertz>literally-poo-liswhat..... why is he trying to lose on purpose
>>157378928you say that but that city midfield doesn't look inspiring
The referee from yesterday's Everton Lille match is going to be exposed as a nonce.
>>157379022in the know of noncing are you lad
Has anybody seen Liversissy?
>>157379022no nonce refs m8 that would make them prime candidates for blackmail
>>157378885the heckin' matchy
>>157378928aw sweet it's Khusanov right-back season
Arse winning in 3 minutes
>>157378928>5-030 seconds for that prediction to be wrong kek
5-0 for da arse it is
>>157379692It actually could have been on a better day. I doubt the actual season would go this well for Arsenal though. Surely it can't be that easy.
>The Premier League is to launch its own Netflix-style streaming service in a revolutionary move for armchair football fans.>Chief executive Richard Masters announced “Premier League +” would be rolled out in Singapore next season and could be replicated “around the world”.>The news came a year after Masters revealed it was only a matter of time before the Premier League launched a venture some had previously dubbed “Premflix”.This is pretty retarded. They could easily just sell all the games to one provider and require that said provider sells the games to the consumer as a stand alone package, also requiring them to sell a club pass and individual games. There's too much fragmentation in streaming already for a new app.
>>157379022Disrerard, I suck cocks
Getting this started nice and early>Me GayPICK. BOTH.
>>157380969first for premflix and chill (clever little play on a phrase from modern culture)
>Arsenal find solace in TzolisBBC worked hard on that.
WE won the commie shield :]
>>157381123congrats, we saw you in the crowd!
Wow arsenal scored 3 goals but they only had 2 corner kicks. What an anomaly
Fitty and 190 NOT going to be happen after Tzolis gets two assists on his competitive debut.
I find it strange how people try to make out that only fans who go to the stadium are "real" fans. The majority of any club's fanbase is someone who watches on the TV. Especially for small clubs with small stadium capacity.
>>157380969The current fragmentation (for football at least) exists because they split the broadcasting rights among multiple broadcasters. Having a single PL subscription would be superior to having to buy a Sky TV, Sky Sports, TNT Sports and Amazon Prime subscription.
>>157381146Liversissy is dilating as we speak.
>City fans were singing "Same old Arsenal, always cheating"I mean it was only a couple of hundred but I dunno if they're missing the irony here.
>>157378255>Evan Ferguson as anything other than the "white" Carlton Cole.How many premier league hattricks does this Carlton guy have? >Scum club with no ambitionThis club just transitioning from relegation fighter to proper midtable is not fighting for the title? They have no ambition. Everything you have said is from more than 2 years ago. Name one player they sold this season or last just for money? They are retaining players they need and that makes you seethe
>>157381148Not to say that fans who watch on TV aren't "real fans", but there is a difference between someone who has been attending matches as a child with their dad/granddad, goes to every away game and gets to know the fellow season ticket holders sitting near them, and a fan who picks a team because they are successful, watches the matches on TV and only speaks to other fans on online forums and social media.
>>157381095yeah but you should be able to get it through like an Amazon instead of a separate appactually you should be able to get all games (fuck the 3pm blackout) through Amazon, Sky, TNT and multiple other platforms. also, you should be able to buy a club pass, individual games and lots of other types of packages>>157381151except you should be able to buy the PL as stand alone package off each of those packages and get all 380 games, instead of having to download a new app. also, you should be able to buy all games from a certain club, individual games and lots of other smaller packages
>>157381232If I only care about watching football, why should I be forced to pay for an entire Sky TV + Sky Sports package and pay for a bunch of shit I never watch? Downloading a new app is by far the lesser evil.
>>157381214I've been watching the same team on TV since I was 4 years old. Too poor to go to games at the stadium. Am I not a real fan.
Out of interest does anyone here work for the club they support?
>>157381146>>157381159TEEHEE WHAT ELSE HAPPENED WITH YOUR FUNNY CHARACTERS? xD
>>157381256i'm not advocating for you buying Sky TV etc. i'm advocating for Sky etc having to sell the PL entirely separate from every thing else they sellbut it doesn't make sense for the PL to have its own app. should La Liga have its own app too? the Bundesliga? the Championship? F1? WWE? what about individual shows? the GoT app if you want to watch that?
>>157381290shut it u egg
>>157381297>i'm advocating for Sky etc having to sell the PL entirely separate from every thing else they sell>but it doesn't make sense for the PL to have its own appFunctionally the same thing you retard
>>157381297PL has more drawn than any of those other things by a massive margin.
>>157381321Not even slightly, Sky have nearly 40 years of broadcasting expertise. This new prem app will be like DAZN when that moved in on boxing. The production was shite and the stream regularly died.
>>157381290Get out of cowell’s hole. Won’t tell u again
>>157381321it's not because if every competition and studio that produces film or tv shows did this you would have a million apps>>157381343and that's relevant because..?
>>157381355Premier League have been producing their own broadcasts for years and years>>157381358>it's notIt quite literally is, you want standalone app sold by Sky instead of sold by the Premier League because apparently you want to pay the mark up Sky would put on it instead of PL which would be direct to consumer, either way it's still one subscription
>>157380859>Surely it can't be that easy.Nah. United should have 15pts by the time the Int Break starts. Arsenal won't. But the issue is Jan and Feb, especially if you're doing cup runs.
>>157381380>you want standalone app sold by Skyno, i don't. i want you to be able to do into the sky app and click purchase premier league (all 380 games) and not have to purchase sky or anything else. i also want you to be able to buy just one club's games the same way, or many other smaller packages
>arsenalwinslolI'll be watching the championship
>>157381380It hasn't, it has worked with another company (IMG) to do that. This season will be its first season of in house production.
Simply watch the match via a pirated stream. It's literally that simple
>>157381472Never underestimate the need some retards have to be a subscriber.
>>157381358>relevantGoing for a job at my club, just wondered what the reality is like for working at a club you support.
>>157381439>i want you to be able to do into the sky app and click purchase premier league (all 380 games) and not have to purchase sky or anything elseYeah you want an app where you can watch premier league and nothing else, that's called standalone you thick fuckin cunt
>>157381461>none of the relegated sides have won yetkino
>>157381273Are you genuinely so poor you can't afford to go even once?
>>157381273Have you tried supporting your local team?
>>157381600The tickets worth having are very expensive. I have to pay to raise 2 kids too.>>157381609It is
>>157381641Highly doubt
>>157381648Nta but what a sad little life paddy
>>157381609Have you?
Chelsea should charge that bald retard 200m now
>>157381703Support your local team lad
>>157381735You've done him. >>157381609He's done you.
>>157381641
>>157381555>Yeah you want an app where you can watch premier league and nothing elseI don't want that though
>>157381760Practice what you preach.
So Maresca lost on purpose to get £130m for Enzo, right?
>>157381807>tranimekys srsly
>>157381297>WWEthey already had an over-the-top streaming service years ago
>Manchester United have held direct discussions with Ibrahim Mbaye’s representatives to establish his interest in a move to Old Trafford and determine potential wage demands. Mbaye is understood to be open to moving to the Premier League and wants to continue playing Champions League football
uh oh liversissy melty
I've seen enough. Jeremy Jacket is the best defender in the world, possibly in history
>entire start of leliga gets one thread and 200 replies>a single EPL game gets a full threadkek
>Benfica, Como, and Villarreal are among several foreign clubs interested in Chelsea's 23-year-old English striker, Liam Delap, for whom the London club has set an asking price of £40 million. However, it is reported that the striker wants to remain in England, where Newcastle United, Nottingham Forest and Everton have also been linked. Chelsea sources have confirmed to TEAMtalk that they expect Delap to have left the club by the end of August. Delap has a contract with the club until 2031 and a current market value of €28.00m according to Transfermarkt. While the asking price is widely reported at £40 million, other reports in summer 2026 suggested a deal could be made for a figure closer to £30 million, while some reports cited figures over £50 million.Mental how Chelsea game the system.
>>157382235Delap should have never joined Chelsea.
I've seen enough. Jeremy Jacket is the best defender in history
>>157382257Somehow Chelsea can buy flops but because they give them 8 year contracts they can make profit on them by going>Well you need to pay the contract outIt's fucking insane. £10m profit on Garnacho (assuming Villa buy him). Want £10m-£20m profit for Delap.Delap is an Everton player, like, there is no more Everton player ever than Delap.>ynr Evan "£100m" Ferguson
Bruno Guimaraes has now won as many trophies in one game with Arsenal as he won in four years with Newcastle
>>157382311and he was shit as well lmao. hooked off at HT.
>Former Monaco head coach Sebastien Pocognoli has been confirmed as Scotland men's new head coach on a two-year deal.>The 39-year-old Belgian, who replaces Steve Clarke, left Monaco at the end of last season and previously led Union Saint-Gilloise to a first league title in 90 years in 2024-25.>Pocognoli spent time in England during his playing career, turning out for West Bromwich Albion and Brighton & Hove Albion, and earned 13 caps for Belgium.>He becomes just the second foreign boss of the Scotland men's team, after German Berti Vogts.The Scottish FA copying The FA by appointing a foreigner.
>>157382311He also just won the only trophy he will ever win with Arsenal.
>>157382376Probably. But still. Trophy is a trophy.
>>157382187sure. but it's better to be able to buy it within a bigger streaming platform for convenience
https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2089030633318174935>Manor Solomon’s on my mind & he hates the Palestinekek
>>157382342He controlled the city midfield while 117m Anderson was invisible throughout
Hopefully we get some big moves before the end of the window. Everyone has holes to fill.
>>157382594Anderson was played as a wide attacking forward for some insane reason by Maresca
>>157382602>Everyone has holes to fillespecially you
>>157382257>Decrap
>>157382311how many first team players have Newcastle sold these last two summers, kek?
This is what i'm talking about btw, what the PL should be doing:https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/channel/ecd282e9-a85b-46f6-b8dd-c92404a9fe0bhttps://www.dazn.com/en-GB/l/nfl-game-pass/Have a pass for all the games but do it within an already established platform. But they should go even further and offer passes for individual games, for only one club's games etc.Even with a DTC PL app, we are behind the US.
>>157382739ok we got it
>>157382752Paddy didn't get it, then swore at me quite a lot.
>>157382739Problem is Sky and TNT would go apeshit
>>157382772So what? The PL owns the games; they have no power.. Either they bid for it and offer their own game pass or someone else can provide it,
>>157382765theyre like thatprobably lost his left shoe in a bar fight recently
>Deal agreed for Spanish midfielder to join Barça from Man City
Why do gay people support Liverpool?
>>157383033they hear the anti english stuff and think they have an ally
>>157382997So Enzo to City now?
>>157382997is it... really... bomba sunday
West Ham drew with Burnley, btw. The 'we'll win every game' is over.
It’s completely and utterly over for grealish huh
>>157363677JUST
>>157383104missed the deadline I’m afraid
>>157383344Chelsea wouldn't turn £130m down.
>>157382997Real Madrid will never win a trophy again dude
>>157383521*breaks his leg in his first game*heh... nothing personnel.....
>>157383521I think what they need is to buy the other World Cup winning midfielder.The one who got comunicado oficialed
>>157383564That's literally not gonna happen
>>157383586Too late, they are going in with their current midfield, nothing else
>>157378928Oh dear oh dear
>>157383597To be fair, if it wasn't for Raya, they would have.
>>157383521Declan Shite has 2 years left on his contract
>Many men, wish death ‘pon me
How did Real fumble the Rodri signing, they’re staring down another trophyless season
heard jeremy chaqueta was the best playa eva? true?
>>157384296he was rated 76 ovr on fifa but has gone to 79 since signing foe liverpool
>forest about to bid £60m on a centre forwardwell who could it be? osimhen?
>>157384361>osimhen>60mprobably liam delap
>>157384361woltemade
so which team will (you) be rooting for now that it's clear and obvious arsenal are winning the league? clitty? liverpoo? or chelshit?
>>157384404hes a #10 isnt he?>>157384380delap would be like 40m surely, was thinking someone like marmoush but i don't think he's a glasner type forward
erm heard man u lost against amorim
not like Shartsnal to declare themselves champions after winning a pre-season mickey mouse cup
>Juventus have made official club to club approach with Tottenham for Guglielmo Vicario after Martínez deal currently off.
says the scouse (irish) liverpool (city) plastic
>>157384020Perez has been afflicted with Boehly Syndrome where he can only think about black dick
>>157384663hes right thoughbeit
>>157382187what about the other company
The community shield isn't a trophy
>>157384598>If mighty Liverpool can't win it has to be my City!!!lol get fucked hoggers>>157384684VPN off 190
>characterfagging in 26/27
As a Chelsea fan all I have to say is fuck city and I hope that that result lays out the foundation for the rest of the season, with mascara winning nothing at all.
>>157384763I'm a Liverpool fan and all I can hope for is that City stop Arsenal
>>157384790Personally I'd be hoping for Liverpool to stop them in that position but fair enough.
>We've always done well as a team when we have that thing where it's us against the worldoh my days newcastle genuinely think there's a single fanbase on earth besides sunderland that gives a single shit about them
>>157384763I'm a Yanited fan and I know we'll never sniff 1st again
>>157384834liverpool fans are deranged. especially the irish ones
>>157384867smart lad
>>157384864>we have that thing where it's us against the worldonly tottenham can truthfully say this
>>157384867Actually look alright atm but doubt Carrick is ever gonna win the league. Will be interesting where >you finish back in Europe
>Emiliano Martinez from Aston Villa to Juventus off. Talks reduced price gap & personal terms for 33yo goalkeeper no issue but #Juve not proceeding on deal. #AVFC will try to find solution but either way Zion Suzuki new No1. W/ @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFCThat's like 4 clubs who've pulled out from a deal for him since last summer
>>157384692>what about the other companyexactly
>Shartsnal fans unironically think people are afraid of Shitvertz, Sucka, Odeshart and Tzsmellis
>>157384864Slop Six fans did. They are fucking terrified of any outsider breaking into their club.
606 had the usual "we can win the League" Yiddos (plural) phoning in
>>157384941who are you quoting?
>>157384941Support your local club and not Slipperpool please
>>157384925Saw some people on twatter saying they haven't done any fitness work in pre season which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen
>Odeshart scores his first goal in a year and suddenly Shartsnal fans think they don't need to cheat to win the league
>>157385081>>157385027
>>157385090queer
>>157385047haven't done any fitness workmust be a mancheter thing. those city players looked like they were dying of AIDS today
>>157385105>>157385105Kys Slippy plastic, fucking sick of seeing you utter mongs when I’m out and about
>Shitvertz misses a header from 3 yards out only for the keeper to throw it in his own net>"Shitvertz what a goal!! He's back!"
>>157385130>>157385150
>>157385130hey leave him alone didn't you know jeremy jacket is the second coming of christ!?
>>157385130chill out you queer
>He watches all the arsenal games> He seethes eternally
>plastic meltdown in a heatwave
>>157385130sez the potato aw
Why does one of the Irishmen think he's English? You're both plastics
>>157385231because he's a queer
It's going to be a hard year for Liverpool fans when they can't even pull out the "muh great rivalry with City" shite anymore
Weird how not one of them ever says "No! You're wrong. Shitvertz and Sucka and Odeshart ARE good players who can win the Premier League for Arsenal when corners are officiated correctly!"
>>157385281lol never beat pep in a "title race" either
>>157385281Imagine the media having to hype up Iraola v Maresca.
>>157385300Lol true that Irish "Liverpool" fan loves glazing City
>Liverpool have signed nobody of note >neither have united >spurs signed a bunch of massively overpriced relegation shitters>city and arsenal have only signed 1 notable player
Just want to say that YOU got a decent deal out of Dedic, although he doesn't excel at defending. Fortunately we have two other good players for the position
>>157385310>Imagine the media having to hype up Iraola v Maresca.Kek
Can City still finish top half of the league?
weird how the great Bukrappo Sucka scored fewer goals than washed Mohamed Salah last season
>>157385298>league winnersas opposed to wirtz, isak and ekitike?
>>157385329
>>157385360*
>Salahnever forget they made him walk alone in his last season. their greatest ever player n'all
>>157385373Theres only 1 notable player in this picture. Nobody knows who the guy on the left is
>>157385373Charity Shield winners Christy Tzsmellis and Poono Grimaraes
>>157385310LOL!
>>157385348Liverpool fans are praying they can
>>157385395Shame. He's better than any shitter Chelsea, Spurs, or City have signed all summer.
>>157385421>muh greatest rivalrytrue
Can we change the topic now?How about Tranchester Poonited getting battered by AC Milan C?
>>157385432what about Liverpool, surely they've signed some BIG NAMES?
>Can we change the topic now?liversissy actually BEGGING people to stop posting about Liverpool
United cussys haven't won a trophy in God knows how long
>>157385458nothing like Yuri Tielemans
crazy how arsenal only win when pigmol helps
Liverpool haven't signed enough Black players.
>c'mon guys let's laugh bout yanited whilst I get on me VPN
The gay black Dilated is really upset huh
>>157385524>>157385533calm down mantroony
>>157385524they have more than Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea and City but tied with United. Liverpool truly is a city of CULTURE
>>157385513>crazy how arsenal only win when pigmol helpsThat's why they couldn't win the CL
>>157385551>more than arsenal and chelsea lol, lmao even
>>157385495actually crazy
are Arsenal 4th again when it comes to bame players?
>he actually went and counted
>>157385561Arsenal carried the EPL to a 5th spot in the UCL and went undefeated in their campaign only lost on penalties.
>>157385610arsenal lost the UCL? not undefeated then
Big Gabby XL on the penalty spot
>>157385626speaking of pens remember when poono missed a few at the start of the season and troonyloons wanted him to leave?
>>157385610yeah but Liverpool have HUGE support in Ireland (Czechoslovakia) which counts for a lot!
why are you lot seething this much about a pre-season friendly
>he's crying about a czech flagslovtroony is that u?
>>157385620>"but i did have breakfast?ahhhTechnically undefeated. Where was City, Chelsea and Liverpool?
>>157385610Doesn't matter. Man United won the "most points since Carrick joined" trophy!
>>157385669no there's no technically, PSG can't be winners if there wasn't a loserBut there was a loserArsenal FC
>Sucka - 7 PL goals last season>Shitvertz - 2 PL goals last season>Odeshart - 1 PL goal last season>Tzsmellis - 0 PL goals last seasonThe rest of the league should consider themselves warned
>>157385669City, Chelsea and Liverpool?We call that the Irish trifecta
PGMOLsenal are scary though
>>157385689This digga kekbut yeah PSG didn't win so Arsenal didnt lose
potatotroonyloonbros....
OK guys enough is enough. Can we change the topic now?
Who are livercuck fans going to back this season now that city aren't going to threaten arsenal?
Somali going crazy
Arsenal didn't really lose
>Can we change the topic now?why can't liverpool fans take the heat
>>157385707friendly reminder that UEFA counted the final as a tie when doing the coefficient points thingy
>>157385717>source: Facebook/Instagram clicks
why do dilateddossers cry as they stab you (gyppo behavior)
>>157385729my bet is Hull >"y-you're gonna g-get mauled!"very irish coded
Why can't we just have a grown up discussion about Arsenal's fearsome front 4 combining for 10 PL goals last season?
Can't we change the topic instead!?
No we need to change the topic about how Blackchester are winning the league Wallahi
>>157368464Last I saw, English player representation in the PL was down to something like 32%32% English in our own fucking league
Too many people are asking why Liverpool can't sign anyone and not enough people are asking which of their players are going to commit vehicular murder suicide next?
I could see Arsenal* becoming Arsenal** 2bh
>>157384926He's retarded, so it's probably due to that.
>>157385773>Can't we change the topic instead!?OK, what about how Salah (Liverpools greatest ever player) was hounded out and FORCED to walk alone in his final year
just had some rain, nice refreshing smell, so bomba sunday wasnt a complete waste bring on bomba monday
Liverpool can't sign anyone because all the blacks have been hoovered up by Manchester
>>157385788Because the media is not allowed to report Jota's crash as being due to him driving like a dick head It was a spontaneous combustion
Emi Martinez?
>>157385692Still won the league btw
Villa unironically gonna use the suzuki lad as their no.1? But he's shit. Alongside the fact black gks never work.Why didn't they just get trafford?
few more White dinnerladies sacked and we might be able to sign Aurelien Tchouameni (White coded name!)
>>157385814>Still won the league btwtrue
why does the fat kuwaiti cunt fuck off back to his containment thread he hid in all year
>>157385814and you still haven't asked yourself how
>>157385843hes got too confident since that picture of him in the arsenal crowd was discoveredmust feel liberated
Here is Liversissy's front three/four o algo. Pathetic
>>157385834ACTUALLY they resigned because one of their players battered their girlfriend (like how they got battered by Milan)
Alri angry bitter lad
>>157385851By beating the 2nd placed team by 7 points
>>157378928lmao kwab
>>157385803>>157385823They'll be hounding out Isak next... Sociedad bound within a year
>>157385851"Defense wins championships"
the somali thinks 11 isn't a bigger number than 7
PGMOL wins championships
>>157385879and cheating every week has no impact I suppose?
>>157385859crazy how washed up salad outperformed marquee signings cunha mbeumo and sesko
>>157385890Arsenal were the ones getting cheated against.
Gobbling it does NOT win championships.
Clitizen absolutey BODIED
Arsenal will have already secured their defending league title by April.
>>157385927Liverpool will still have the most Irish fans though!
Arsenal* will have been gifted the title by April*
>>157385524Good.
>>157385927Dilatedxirs......Carrick was supposed to win
And now an all-night seethe due to City getting absolutely battered which wasn't in the /trans/ script
PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>Arsenal>Man City>Liverpool>Chelsea>Spurs
>>157385980THE BIG FIVE
>>157385978how will liverpool fans cope?
>>157385951>woah black people in...africa?
>>157385942Why did Arsenal decide to hold a preseason friendly in Ireland if the Irish market is so irrelevant?
>>157386007never said any of that m8. Just stating how MASSIVE liverpool are in IRELAND
the start of season friendly cup was played in wales instead of wembley because it was less important than a concert that banned the weekend are playing there, that one that has a black singer but you would only know if you saw them and they have that song that goes like ooh im blinded by the lights, no i cant sleep until i feel your touch
>>157386019yeah but liverpool are gay though
>>1573854984 days to be precise.
>The Sweden flag got really upset about Blacks for some reason Abdi, is that you?
>>157386022who asked
>>157385980>PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>>Arsenal>>Man City>>Liverpool>>Chelsea>>SpursWhy aren't United here?
I bet he took the vaccine
>>157386036is a bit weird to support the black club if youre not to be honest
>>157386030so why aren't they popular in transchester
>Christos Tzolis shone on the left, playing the whole game in Cardiff. He was involved in all three goals, assisting two. No Arsenal player played more passes into the final third.
ynr arsenal fans saying who the fuck tzolis is and that they should keep trossard instead
>>157386041if youre going to heckle ill have security see you out
the friendly cup was played in Wales because it's a friendly cuparsenal celebrating the audi cup kekola
>>157386036Upset? No, its just that local Arsenal fans are overwhelmingly white. Posting a video of African Arsenal fans....in Africa is really dishonest.
>>157386059nice if he's half as good as Liverpool legend tsmegis he'll be amazing
Yanited can't even win the friendly cup
>>157386059Meanwhile shitspur are trying to spunk 85m on gakpoo
>local Arsenal fans are overwhelmingly white
local fans btw
das it mane only go to the parade so you can get social media while you haven't supported the club for 20 years
>>157386102>local fans btw
>>157386142
>>157386142proper irish lads
>>157386142>oh no no no he mad
>>157386173>first i bang my drum then i bang my mum saar
>gay goonjabis
>>157386173>panjabiThey are tourists from the Indian province of Panjabi mate
all the blacks and other nons in london support arsenalits just a fact
>>157386152>Wallington DCThey are tourists from the American city of Washington mate>me when I cope like Abdi
dingalingwlingalinga
>>157386209I think they look local. As we know, Liverpool is home to many Indians.
>>157386216
>>157386173big lad on the left could fight and put down six irishmen
>>157386224"famous" Indian Liverpool vs famous BAME Arsenal
Whitest crowd in London
>>157386228>even the swedish arsenal customers have a few brownscant make it up
Let the archive show that Maresca played City's starting XI and said before the match that it was an extremely important one Meanwhile Gyökeres said prematch that they're treating it like a training match
>They live in England >AIEEEEE THEY'RE TOURISTS OKAY?!?!
>>157386261Maresca is shit lol
>>157386250why do British women have chinstrap beards
>>157386251A few? I only see a brown woman who definitely got BLEACHED by a white Swedish Gooner.
parade n dat we wuz champs n datthe little fat somali kid in the bottom left is the swedish poster
>sticking your dick in poo when you can pull a swedish bird is BASED!dingalingwlingalinga
Maresca is shit lolIraola is shit lolCarrick is shit lol
>>157386302visit Rwanda
Arteta OUT
pretty grim how arsenal customers tried to hound arteta out of the club for years on end
>>157386304why are you having a melty at this hour kek?
>>157386250You live in London and you support Chelsea kekPathetic posters iit Seethers
>>157386340Imagine being rich enough to live in Chelsea and shitposting on spee holy fuck
>>157386331Pretty grim how you tried to meme arsena to failure last season but city bottled it like pathetic retards and now arsena look like gods/sp/
>>157386340>you support Chelseanot likely no-one supports Chelsea
>sweden going on Google search to find customers of unrelated clubgigamelty
>>157386355Liversissy come to MY THREAD
>>157386340I don't live in London and I don't support your rentboys kek bro is seething
AWs so rattled they're accusing people of being supporters of all 19 other clubs kek
meanwhile it's so blatantly the same finker Yid who throws his toys out of the pram and even runs to /brit/ when you talk about how they don't protest
>>157386389>From Chelsea to Liverpool Kek bro is sperging out hard on 4chan at 11pm
>meme *rsenalthey/them do it they/themselves
Interesting video about Liverpool FC and their relationship with the Indian community. Wholesome.>>157386372What did I do?
This is all a downstream effect from that fbi guy wearing a liverpool tie and then someone said scousaars
>Arsenal fan hates White peopleWell well well
Wayne Trooney broke this generation
>>157386410Heres the video.Hope Liverpool gets to win something this season so we get to see this beautiful display and gathering of diversity.
>>157386413This is all from an autistic spammer who lost his mind during covid
*rsenal fans are VERY touchy tonight
>Sweden having a melty at midnight KEKOLA
>Heres the video.>Hope Liverpool gets to win something this season so we get to see this beautiful display and gathering of diversity.
Fun little article on the roots of Arsenal
>>157386425>>157386410Scousers are spiritually Indian. They love crushing each other to death and poverty.
>>157386426>This is all from an autistic spammer who lost his mind during covidthe vaxx broke hasidic davinder
>>157386401It’s 11.25 and I don’t live in a council estate So what
>>157386451>t, shilled for qatari-owned PSG and made excuses for their afro-nafri fanbase
>>157386454> Scousers are spiritually IndianIt’s 2026It’s worse than that even
>>157386451AWs are actually black, no spirituality here besides voodoo. They love stealing and cheating and gibs.
>>157386425Since when did we start calling paki’s “Asian”? I blame the Brit’s for this nonsense, they always go like 3 steps beyond the Americans with the DEI bullshit
>>157386425I see this webm becoming a certified /eplel/ banger. Saved.
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>>157386413one of my more influential posts i have to admit
>>157362490always the victims
