1 Edition
time for gary to wrap up the offseason
listening to Country Classics currently
hockey is for frens.
>>157363236country music is so fucking gay and boring
>>157363250Cop, try talking like that in a small town See how far you make it down the roadAround here, we take care of our ownYou cross that line, it won't take longFor you to find out, I recommend you don'tTry that in a small town
>>157363270pop punk gennythen. now. forever.
>>157363250rain makes corn~~corn makes whiskeeyyyyy~~~whiskey makes my baby, feel a little friskyyyyyyy~~~~~
>>157363250i like gram parsons
BEEN WORKING ALL DAY ON THE FARM
*aggressively points at you*
WHEN I SEE YOU IN THOSE JEANS GIRL
>>157363250check out the new pat McAfee album and I bet you change your tune
>>157363330i wont
tolvanen still unsigned
>>157363458finnish pro scout bros...
>>157363250I like CCR
>>157363250modern rap and country feels ai-generated, probably my biggest disconnect with the zoomers
Mama taught me to hold my head up highTo never back down, to reach for the skyWith a heart full of piss, and an ass full of shitHer lessons continue to giveOh mama I’ll always hold you nearWhen I’m just daydreamingAbout taking a huge dumpThe getting up to piss on the dumpTo cut the dump in halfI got a strong streamThis dump don’t stand a chanceWhen I’m done I’ll give it a flushSay a prayer and pull up my pantsMama I see your face in ever dump I piss through
i wish to heem a swede in this fine saturday afternoon
>>157363298I like emmylou harris
>>157363532that's not country zoomer retard
>>157363250they have to larp that gay little accent too lmao
I want to hug and kiss a Canadian
IT DOESN'T TAKE A CRYSTAL BALLTO SEEEEEEEA COWBOY ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO LEAVEDRINKING JACK ALL BY MYSELFHE'S CHOOSIN' TEXAS I CAN TELLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLOheGDwD_0
>>157363568yeah I really hate zoomer music as well
>>157364055I like that song :)
this is mcdavid's favourite country songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCdL1zdpdM
>>157364165fat guy country is latinxcoded
>>157364188what about ram ranch?
>>157363039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6MjI5EceZo
>>157363123Good post
rewatching kinoful sabres vs habs series
>>157364450
Well, I'm packin' up my game an' I'm a head out westWhere real women come equipped with scripts an' fake breastsFind a nest in the hills, chill like FlintBuy an old drop top, find a spot to pimpAn' I'm a Kid /hoc/ it up an' down your blockWith a bottle of scotch an' watch lots of crotchBuy yacht with a flag sayin' 'Chillin' the most'Then rock that bitch up an' down the coastGive a toast to the sun, drink with the starsGet thrown in the mix an' tossed out of barsZip to Tijuana, I wanna roamFind Motown an' tell them fools to come back homeStart an escort service for all the right reasons, An' set up shop at the top of Four SeasonsKid /hoc/ an' I'm the 'Real McCoy'An' I'm headin' out west, sucker because I wanna be a....
>>157364188>auto tune country Always knew he was subhuman
>>157364480me on the right
>>157364450habs were such a fun team last season
the only good country is the songs that are like>luv me tractor>love me wife>luv god>luv me simple lifesimple as
*gets groovy*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJGcIUa1dWQ
people who like country cant properly pull their cars into parking spaces or didn't know how to color within the lines as a kid
>>157364801aka goyslop country. you forgot voting trump and eating junk food. country used to be about workers rights, rebellion, fighting the man, and going your own way. johnny cash would roll over in his grave if he listened to modern country
Hey everybody, I haven't posted on sneedchan in months, and in 2026 I've only only visited /hoc/ during one SCF game, the gold medal game, and the TDL. Came back to see what people were saying about Westbrick's retirement and saw the auld /hoc/ at it's usual spot atop page 1.wanted to say a quick hello. i basically lived on this website during the pandemic and was in /hoc/ every day between 2021-2023. My life is unrecognizable since I stopped coming here daily and have been luck to have some especially unbelievable change the past few weeks. For those of you still here from the kittie's president's trophy season, hope you're all doing well.t. health care grifter
>>157364920No one gives a fuck
>>157364920nice we're all still gay and retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2EUETDiLEI
>>157364920INFORMER
>>157364920Did you get a gf?
>>157365119he probably got punched in the mouth for speaking english
>>157365076i banged a goth asian chick when i went to a woke university and didnt have time to post here daily
>>157365119>ShannonThat's a girl's name
>>157365178nah it's a bodybuilding name
>>157365133Why are frogs like this
>>157365119whoever does his spell checking is fired >pack your office and get the fuck out
>>157364887COLD BEERMUDDIN IN MY TRUCKWITH MY GIRLTHAT'S MY WHOLE WORL'nuke Nashville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zS_uiPWxs
>>157365195he also might have been wearing a boston jersey but yeah
>>157365232>ai slop musicgrim
>>157365267It's not AI
/hoc/ is a cowpunk general
gretzky is selling his sign
>>157365322>$9999.00>not adding .99 cents to the price just cause
>>157365343huge fumble on his part but to be fair he was probably drunk when he input the price and forgot the cents
And yes, I wear it for the thousands who have diedBelieving that the Lord was on their sideAnd I wear it for another hundred thousand who have diedBelieving that we all were on their side
>>157365076unironically yes. dated many girls since then but finally got my first gf and she's genuinely the most impressive woman i've ever met.
>>157365322Why
>>157365369>but to be fair he was probably drunkI could add this literally to any article about Wayne and would never need to delete it
>>157365279yea im sure there are highway signs floating on a lake that are taller than the trees buddy
>>157364920You’re kings suck
>>157365417he probably needs to pay off some gambling debts, he's got a lot of stuff on the auction page (and nobody is bidding on it lel)
They should have a midsummer spectacular where the most electrifying players in the game square off in some roller hockey on the beaches of Cancun
>>157365487i'd watch it
*meanwhile at the /hoc/ house*god damnit which one of you hosers keeps eating all my cheese curds
>>157365465>single gretz autograph is priced the same as a gretz, cherry and lafleur autographed pictureStrange
>>157365553not me (my face is covered in gravy and my cheeks are full)
>>157365465i feel like the sports memorabilia market should be dead by now. it's all just junk.
>>157365553Everyone, we all have been eating your curds, and you're stupid for keeping open bags of them in the fridge; never open them until it time to make community poutine >and only then
>>157365465Oof
>>157365581i think gary is just relying on whales who are superfans of certain players to buy the egregiously expensive shit, otherwise the most common things that sell are signed sticks or knick knacks that are relatively cheap
one unwashed sarah nurse jockstrap please
>jillstrap
Someone stole some of the Kosher Kush from my room at the hoc house that Gary gave me wtf
Barbecued pork tenderloin and coca-cola is not a good combination for my stomach. I've almost ended up with Marner sprayed all over my pants twice in the last 30 minutes.
>>157365849you may need to fix your gut flora and increase fiber intake
>>157365811the /hoc/ house is a den of thieves and debaucherous lechers so it's best to keep your valuables under lock and key
>>157363162Hockey is technically starting in September this year.
>>157363532That was a bunch of California hippies doing acid and pretending to be blue collar Dixie boys by absolutely reaming old folk standards with every gimmick the recording industry had at its disposal at the time.
>>157366236If that's true than how did they mimick a bullfrog so well ?
>>157366060>best to keep your valuables under lock and keyjust like my flames branded chastity cage
got my hopes up that Confederate Railroad were libbed up but I don't think they were :(
>>157365598Kill yourself
>>157366513Be nice :)
>>157366339
Some folks are born made to be a fagOh their balls are red, white, and blue
>>157364920I'm glad you're doing well :)
>>157366908>sets $300 on firenice>>157366948now this is more economically reasonable
audio: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786828407036430.mp4
>>157366782_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>157366948Looks like the pesky sens mutt at 0:14. He changed his mind quickly.
>>157367102its almost like its his job to make content on social media
>>157367164Well, I wouldn't know. That doesn't sound like a job to me.
Just talked to my agent and he said I still haven't gotten any offerswtf are these teams doing, the season is starting in a month!
I miss my bro Calgary Chris
>>157367193neither does playing a childs game, but here we are watching illiterate retards getting paid millions.
>>157367203Hi pulju
>>157367233i'll have you know that MOST of my nuckies know how to read and write thank you very much
>>157367203because, laine, you're asking probably 5 million over value for way too long a term. now go plow your latina wife
>>157367203well ottawa, columbus and detroit made offers, but miss pekkä wants beaches and bitches
https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/former-nhl-jesse-puljujarvi-loses-iihf-world-championship-finland-gold-medal-fans-urged-check-karaoke-bars
>>157363039HOLY FUCK ITS OVERTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>157367233Mcdavid can read. He once won CHL scholastic player of the year and he recently wrote an essay
>>157367304I made that post last thread you silly git: >>157355307
Hockey Night in Canada, Jab the Poon Edition
>>157367304>>157367320how will trb understand what's happening now?
bloody bastard bitch fuck you bloody mother bitch
you ladies are pretty excited for a /hoc/less saturday evening.
Brewking news. Hockey night in canada punjabi is cancelled.
what made xim do it?
>>157367405that happened like 3 days ago
Just found out about hockey night in cananda Punjabi edition getting cancelled
This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang"
is this some shitty reference that no one else but you gets?
>>157367487it's a quote from Full Metal Jacket
Welcome to /hoc/, newfriend =3
>>157367392There's always random D league livebarn games to watch
>>157367437This is not good for all the canucks fans in Surrey
>what is that?>what the fuck is that?>WHAT IS THAT TRB?>sir a breakfast burrito sir
>>157367539i'm not watching that uk race wars league
>>157367562i dont think that guy died in australia
>>157366513good post
>>157365465the ron maclean autography causes that picture to lose value
Going for my third Marner now. I can feel it's not going to be much, but it will be loose and it will hurt to wipe.
>that swede just said he has tennis elbow from wiping his ass
>>157367777sounds more like untreated hemorroids
>>157367829either way, the surgery will be invasive and the rehab painful
1581 days have passed
>>157367862they have a over the counter cream for both of those ailments
>>157367936i've got a healing cream right here, no trip to the pharmacy required
>>157367952t. bud to trb 1581 days ago
>>157367952better have a plane ticket to sweden too then
>>157367915>>157367989kwarb
>trb has hemerroids from sitting all dayholy grim and not to mention that other bowel disease xhe was complaining about
>>157367556What is it? It's a queer queering off, as usual.
>>157368028you're so fucking boring its tragic
>>157367829Nah, anal fissures. I just need to buy rectal ointment.
Gross
tennis ass
I played pickup hockey last night and this morning and then took a nap and still haven't taken a shower O_O
>>157368214
>>157368219i'm always bleary during morning hockey
sweden has a SORE ASS from all the GAY SEX swedish people have
>>157368263ironic
>>157368243STOP sexualizing female athletes!
I'm a Flamiac
>>157368291how are you treating your anal fissures?
>>157368356I don't have those
bud witnessed trb kill his drill instructor in the bathroom before turning the gun on himself. he then served in vietnam
*sexualizes female athletes*
>>157368497I dodged the draft and became an evil drifter in Canada
trb thought he would be animal mother. he turned out to be private pyle
>>157368513yeah but this one could beat you up if you ever did it to her in her presence
>>157368533Is that Diona Phaneuf?
>>157368497true bud wanted to be a journalist and he got his wish
>>157368547no it's jasmine-tessa miller
personally I see trb more as a The Punisher type who burns local
This is my bro.This is his genny, he's the rb of honor. Today is his birthday
You can bowl it, you can try it, verde sauce, red sauce, barbacoa burrito, asada burrito, veggie burrito, beans and cheese, California style, breakfast burrito, corn tortilla, flour tortilla, that's about it
And cause I liked doing it so much, I delivered that burrito for free
forrest bud
>>157368618
Good night /hoc/
It is my birthday.
>>157369169you say this every 3 weeks
It is not my birthday, and I feel I don't post this enough
Working on getting negotiations in motion regarding terms and intangibles this weekend and will be discussing said terms with the respective parties so stay tuned
>>157369214you're still traumatized by everyone celebrating mitch's birthday and nobody caring about yours kwarb
Ovechkin uses 100 flex
Which one is the more iconic team?Pittsburgh Penguins or Detroit Red Wings?
>>157369339Both shit teams ran by retards with boomer fans stuck in the "muh cups" days
>>157369391>said the fan of a team with 0 Stan Lees
>>157369243kwab
>>157369243kwarb bodied that retard
>>157369740Right in the suburbs eh
>>157369740when aliens attack they'll see things like this and think to themselves "the humans must prize these buildings above all the rest for them to be so decorated!" and they'll initially bomb them which will give time for us to counterattack
heading to the 420 store
>>157369832that's a great plan, Gary>how many days before the invasion are you going to warn /hoc/??
>>157369873what's ya buying?
>>157368067The queer queering off 24/7 in here is whining about "boring". You don't do irony, huh, queer?
>>157369916someone stole my Kosher Kush so I need to replace it
the prospect of heading in to the wildlands was so grim that I went and bought a bottle of vodka instead and will play anime fighting games until im drunk enough to want to play wildlands
In this thread: Players with 300+ NHL games that literally no one in the entire world remember even existed.I'll start: Andreas Johansson
>>157371040
>>157371040all these swedish niggers names sound the same to me
>>157371040he's a flames legend
might head to the wildlands later with this dank Kush, bros
>>157371040History has left Brad Isbister behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8vxXsfbxj4
lads I was driving home and 2 raccoons darted out. I tried to avoid them but I ended up running over one. I destroyed a raccoon family :(
>>157371208who stole the kosher kush bro
>>157371350goodthese fuckers have to go back to the forest
>>157371350I bet you regret driving over the speed limit now.
4 months into the off season and now’s a good time to get surgery? Retard
>>157371805Why waste his off season rehabbing when he could be having fun?You don't take your work home for the weekend, right?
>>157371887Retard
>>157371805>Marchand dealt with a lower-body injury for most of the 2025-26 season, and with the Panthers out of the playoff picture, he was shut down for the final 19 games of the regular season.>Even while dealing with the injury, the 38-year-old forward still put up 27 goals and 27 assists in 52 games.The injury seems legit, but according puck pedia the panthers have $34,000 in cap space right now, so the timing of the surgery is obviously so they can put him on LTIR to start season.
im gonna start a tarps-off section in the C of Red this season bros
>>157371040Brian Rolston.
>>157371805They're gonna trade for Larkin now and Detroit VILL accept to take back 3.45 million.
>>157371936twink alert, bottom right
>>157371805a-anon... in canada it takes month before you get a specialist doctor to fix you
>>157371922lol
>>157372064Bro lives in Florida now and we don’t have 3rd world health care
>>157372078Care to elaborate?
>>157372064nah if you're rich you can buy healthcare here easily, i doubt he'd get in line with the rest of us plebs
>>157371937Brian Rolston? Come on man, he's played in 3 Olympic tournaments and has a Stanley Cup. I even have this exact hockey card of him that I got in the 90s.
>>15737209934,000 in cap space?
>>157371390
>>157371805my rat :(
these nugs are crazy crystalized
>>157372221Kek that is funny
go flames
>>157371936mirin' the guy on the right with abs
>>157372477homo
gambled on a fart and lost, bros.
>>157372465>when the new bag hits just right
>>157372501What’s gay about mirin’ another man’s physique? It’s part of /fit/ culture
>>157372867bodybuilding culture
It wasn't a girly nor gay magazine
>>157372963bodybuilding magazine
>>157372963It possibly could have been both a girly and a gay magazine
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157371040for me it was jay pandolfo
>>157373396rather zesty I'd say
>>157373396looking good m8
Okey this was boring
>>157373581Are you lost little girl?
>>157373057>girly gay magazine
>>157365465Don was double dose pimpin' in this one
>>157373396What makes a man film himself?
>>157374154Fuck yeah
Ufc crowd chanting fuck you Gary
>>157374221his hat is way out of line for the occasion
>>157374267I like both islam and garry i'm a centrist
Anyone having a badd ass weekend?
>>157374517I told an old woman to fuck off on Friday
>>157374517Yeah I had to work today and just got home and I have to do it all over again tomorrow
>>157365487Can the players be girls on bikinis instead
i said it was my birthday :(
>>157375301Did you get pegged
>>157375301Didn’t see your post
hey canadian vidya bro are you here
delivery is so expensive these days that it makes me sick
>>157375573>$35 for a 6 pack of white clawjesus christ bro
>>157375582i figure the cost is worth me not getting a DUI potentially
>>157374517Ghost recon wildlaands sucks ass. Glad i only paid 7 bucks for it. Already looking for something else to play. I'm drunk and playing easy red 2 right now because shooting japs in some b+ indie game is more fun than shooting mexicans in some AAA retard game. Cant believe how shit wildlands is, the liqor never lies.
>>157375601for sure but that's crazy
>>157375606dude i saw this last knight with my kid and sister when we went bowling and thought of you :)
>>157375611yeah it's not fair but they take advantage of schmucks like me (alcoholics)
>>157375623Hella based I'm still grinding Injustice 2 everday. Hope you've been having a good time with the senpai this week.
>>157375669we did thank you. back to work in the morning kwab the fun is DEAD
scared to go for my walk cause my stomach is making strange sounds
>>157375888i can hold you hand
heard heems was boring as shit today kwabglad i slept through it all
>>157375967can confirm
>>157375301Happy birthday friend
>>157376012thanks :)any new cool records to check out?
>>157376044My back catalogue of both new and old albums I need to listen to grow each month. Newer albums include Lex Legion,the new Deep Purple album, Mace 'N' Chain (an old classmate and buddy) and I have to re-listen to Chapterhouse's debut and some early Ride.
it's all about pop and rap now get with times boomer uncs
>>157376172rap is dead, country took it's place
>>157376181lacombe lookin' neanderthal as usual
>>157376189Lacombe means The Comb in English
>>157376187Both are awful
>>157376163cool thanks>>157376187drink and jack off by mysellllllf there's jews in texas i can telllllllll
>>157376189
Soon 'rap' will be out of nhl
>>157376262rape won't be
A TRUE "G", THAT'S MEBLOWIN' LIKE A BUBBLEIN THE EVERYDAY STRUGGLE
Australia lost to Bangladesh >>157376333
>>157376353small dick /cric/
>Macklin Celebrini’s 1-of-1 2024-25 Upper Deck Young Guns Outburst Gold Rookie Card sold for $1,281,000
>>157376399? did he jizz on it?
>>157376399Artificial scarcity is gay as fuck. Hopefully those people will be laughed at in the future.
>>157376507gross lady i'd rather be in a consensual sexual, romantic, sensual relationship with a genderbent Bedard
fuck gary
>>157376262Blacks
/hoc/'s life force is running out
>>157376768
and that's a good thing
>>157376361
>>157376873big cock /hoc/
i had ice cream for breakfast because my tummy felt warm and now it feels good again
>>157377083bout to jerk off to the dirtiest cuck porn i cam find
>>157377145desu, senpai
what could they possibly be talking about?
>>157377174cute boys talking about fellow cute boys
>>157377174fav yaoi manga
13 bunnies... bad omen
that was for you charlie
>>157377297gary killed himhe killed him dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyKTLvrlo88/hoc/pai
>>157377297Should have rooted for my islanders
Dropping a bumpy marner
>>157363346you didn't have time to.listen to.it, shit's good good
well?
>>157369339The Penguins. They've had so much awful and retarded shit happen to them that it's hard to hate them, even though this is the first time their future as an organization, if not its physical location, has come into question in over 40 years. (And even then, it's not really that dire. Between Kindel, Zonnon and the Ruck twins, they probably have at least one future star to keep Yinzers in the seats.)
>>157376189Why are the only archetypes for Hockey players Troll, Ghoul, Hillbilly, Boy Band Member, or Soap Opera Actor? Why don't any of them just look like normal guys?
> Long live Hockey Night in Canada: Punjabi, and thank you for your 18 years of service.You're welcome, saar.
Bedard bros...
>>157378484slow and steady wins the race
sex workers are valid
>>157378484but what is lane's secretis his hitbox too small
what even is a core four
>>157378713Premium laffs cope
current tunes: justin bieber's swag album
>pg 3 on a saturday nightdead sportdead general
leave the swedes to me
>>157378484yeah he's a bust
>>157379027>Saturday nightGM junkie
>>157377174training routines
>>>/vg/577695295
>>157378014fuck ya been bumping pat McAfee all weekend, when I get to a stoplight people walk by hear the music and just start dancing
*feeds the local rats*
>>157379192Are you a wizard?
huomenta but the opposite but the opposite
feel like brutally heeming shannon
>that tfw feel when just did a face time with my parents>noticed coke residue on my nose when checking self in bathroom mirror after
>>157379193That's probably just a seizure from hearing that garbage
>>157379521I always turn down their facetime requests
>>157379535you're a shit sont. face timed almost every sunday with them for four years now
connor mcdavid
>>157379550I know but I dislike seeing my face
>>157379521you forgot to say go leafs
>>157379550Okay there cokeahontas
>>157379754Cute doggy :3
>not going to your parents house every Sunday for dinner
>>157379880just for that i'm not giving you a bump
>>157378484where is Leo Carlsson?
Alex DeBrincat is the name to watch if Detroit keeps wobbling. Toronto could use a finisher like that in the top six, but I have seen this club long enough to know the cap does not bend for anyone. If the Leafs want this one, they will have to get creative fast.
>>157380058I live 3 hours away from them
>>157380175The leafs get what the leafs want these days
Can one of you guys spot me? I’m going for 245 for 4
>>157380323Na I'm off to pizza hut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-mf0awG4jA
https://theleafsnation.com/news/the-decision-cancel-hockey-night-in-canada-punjabi-inane-foolish>laffs thinkpiece getting up in arms about a Punjabi broadcast that averaged 1500 viewers getting cannedShocker.
>>157380640Gary's decision to expand the league is inane and foolish
A lot of misplaced hate toward ethnic groups lately. That's /hoc/ for you I guess...
>day old bread
>>157380930He looks like McDavid but with one extra pair of chromosomes instead of two.
Gonna talk to my parents and won't be having coke residue on my face because im not a degenerate cokehead
>>157380949He works in IT
>they think their parents don't do cokelol
>>157381160Not all of us have deadbeat parents bro.
>>157381216Deadbeats can't afford coke
i don't like cocaine, I just like how it smells haha
>>157381226A lot of deadbeats are deadbeats because they neglect everything so they can afford coke. Living in squalor is a small price to pay
cocaine is gay>everyone talking over everyone else>changing songs after 20 seconds >awake until 4:30am
>>157381216My dad was a white collar deadbeat who used work as an excuse to abandon us
More of an Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats kinda person myself
/hoc/ radiates deadbeat uncle energy
>>157380251Laffs must want last place then.
diet coke tastes like dish soap kwab
still can't get over Smackdown this weekend, Codesterbros....
>page 4
*enters your dead genny*
shut the fuck lil dick and go suck on your mummies titties and stop wasting my time
*meanwhile at the /hoc/ house*no jean-paul, you can't pay your rent in "toonies" whatever the fuck that means
>>157381662what happened bro>>157382411kino. too bad he's WASHED now KWAB
>>157382503you have to accept my toonies they're legal tender
>>157382503Are Loonies okay?
>>157383164yes or if you have real maple syrup
im at the Jerk Store. Need anything?
>jerk store>unc boomer tv show references
>>157383312you
I got coke on my head but don't call me a cokehead. Wait fuck actually that would be pretty accurate
how could i be dropped on my own head?
>>157383362seinfeld rules tranny btw tiny lost too KWAB
kings of queens was better even though all the episodes had the same plot
its that 70s show for me
Our flames are winning the cup :)
>>157383876all I know about that show is that the wife got into some deep shit with the scientologists and was blackballed from hollywood
>>157384010that show sucks>>157383876that show sucks>>157383814that show sucks
>>157384010HANGIN OUTDOWN THE STREETTHE SAME OLD THINGWE DID LAST WEEK
>>157384075Retard
>>157384167that song sucks
why are you seething about mackinnon so much broski
>>157384295>>157384319this kempe guy seems like a bit of a problem
Hello is this the hockey talk radio show?
>>157384351not him but mackinnon sucks KEK he's kwaboty
>>157384574>kwabotystill vince
powers out bro's
So, /hoc/....we all agree it was Theodore, right?
>>157384610had some thunderstorms the past few days but no power outages luckily
xhe's 48 years oldnever kissed a girl
might watch fellowship extended edition tonight
being gay was fun but im 34 now. time for wife and kids
>>157385004trb you're 47
Jarvis, enhance Sweden's gayness by 200% and make him a power bottom Twink who delivers bodybuilding magazines for a living
>>157385058thoughts on being a 47 year old loser?
leave him alone
>>157385070>raped retard posting ai slop on vpnthis is one of the reasons why no one likes you
>>157385036>>157385065>>157385092good posts
>>157385058I don't think they're bodybuilding magazines
>>157385142I think you're confused again Scooby>Ruh roh, time to make a break for it!..>But will it blend?
>>157385162there's that patented trb cringe again
to think trb was so close in his military days working with explosives from crossing wires accidentally and making everyone in the area into a pink mist
>>157363123this is the faggiest OP since last OP
>>157385420>t. lost to bud
>>157384505No it's even dumber
>>157385420KWAB
let's play /hoc/ guess who:did your character lose to bud?
>>157385065Thoughts on being a 26 year old one?
>>15738567226 isn't too late to turn things around even though it may seem like it, once you hit your 30s though you better have something figured out t. turned my life around at 28 currently 36 making six figures despite dropping out of college twice
>>157385712That's cool, you define yourself through your job. I get it.
>>157385724I mean, yeah, having money is kind of the universal prerequisite to doing anything else that's fulfilling and meaningful. I also go fishing sometimes.
six figure job and he spends a beautiful sunday arguing on the internet lol
>>157385810>all conversations are argumentsspend less time on reddit lol
>>157385850you were bragging as if i was supposed to be impressed by your consuming. and now you are making an ad hominem attack on me while telling me to touch grass? i hope you are being ironic.
trb
lost
>>157385903literally not bragging, you taking it as such says a lot about your insecurities as a man the effort you spend getting mad at me would be better spent improving yourself
>>157385810>a beautiful sundayit's overcast and rainy where i am
I make a zillion dollars a year and I'm cute and sexy and got moves that drive girls wild
>>157385987there you go again implying to are better than some anon quite a lot of projection coming from the person who called me a redditor
>>157385748so sad you think this way
i only work so i can buy booze
>>157386183yet I only booze cus I work
>>157386149>>157386157praying for you leaf bros
>>157386221I'll be praying for the retard that thinks he has to pay to find meaning and fulfillment in his life.
I didn't sell out, I bought in
>>157386221if you had any meaningful fulfillment in your life you would talk about that instead of your job
why did nashville take martin over martone?
Powers been out for 2 hours and won’t be on for another 2
>>157386319Because Trotz is a retard and budwon
Rich or poor im still gonna goon and smoke weed and shit post
canadians are mad at me :(
dreading monday lads
>>157385712got any advice? I'm a 28 year old loser who makes 6 digits
>>157386350Literally nobody cares
>>157386422well I joined the military and now im contracting. it sucked dick and I absolutely hated it but things are much better now because of it. either that or find some way to break into data centers, shipbuilding, oil/gas and work your way up
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>>157386488I sort of regret not doing the military instead of college
>>157386683Why didn't you do both?
>>157386809I'm too old for the military now (28)
>>157386825bruh hegseth raised the age to 42oldest guy in my bootcamp was 39
do you think trb was actually able to enlist in the air force or did his wranglers just do a shutter island approach and let him pretend his flying planes?
I don't think I can date a center
i miss my days in the service. We got sent out to the siege of Ram Ranch with other Marines and I'll never forget that day
>>157386893DAS RACIST
>rags
>>157386958
can the next thread be retard themed
>>157387268enough with the flames threads
imagine struggling with high school so bad you had to join the military kwab
>>157387268we've had too many flames threads lately
>>157387347Maybe some guys just love the iran war that much
im eating dinner right now but let me ask my parents if I can come outside after to play, bros
>signing up to die for israel
>>157387377What the fuck does this have to do with hockey. Go to /soc/ or something or are you scared of a real conversation?
>>157387448start a hockey conversation
The crusades were kino it's a shame the popes now don't have any balls
>>157387461what's your favorite
>>157387448>he doesn't know about the sunday evening /hoc/ street hockey games
>>157387461for me it's the one where they chimped out and conquered the greeks instead of the muslims
In the next thread, im gonna talk about hockey and turning my life around at 26 to where I now am at 36 with a six figure job and all the gay sex I can ever have
Do you think the Canes can repeat or will they KWAB out with a healthy Kitties team
>>157387560shut the fuck up nerd
>>157387560kitties are too old to be contenders
gary killed the sport
>>157387603I hope Gary burns in minecraft
absolute dog shit thread y'all gotta do better
>>157387632sorry I've been busy drafting next season's exciting gimmick
i'm gonna impersonate trb next thread and roll in the (You)s >:)
>>157387654(You) are a nefarious man
>>157387658>>157387658>>157387658
SHANT be using an early thread
>>157387661early and shitty
>>157387680on time
>>157387661>>157387686I do not care for either of these.
>>157387661>>157387686Retards
