on time edition
SHALL
>>157387680this one
>>157387680Haha it's funny because he's Jewish
>>157387680hoping gary makes some trades 2bh
is this the real thread?
>>157387736looks that way
Canes in 5
Carolina's finals were objectively one of the worst things to happen to hockey
>>157387886cope the good guys won
>>157387736I guess so
>>157387931not really
>Sunbelt winners the past SIX years>Declining attendance every single time these teams all start to lose games>ESPN has been a complete disaster for the NHL>Seattle has objectively been a net negative for the NHL>new audience are foids who want to throw Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith into their vampire werewolf BDSM rape fantasies >Salary cap still hasn't risen above 100M>an original 6 team hasn't won since 2015>all original 6 teams besides the Habs and Bruins are a joke >Bettman wants another round of expansion teams to the south just because>Crosby/Ovi are about to retire>New generation can't even come close to the heights those two had>Goalies are regressing hard>Defensemen aren't even close to the impact they had in the 2000'sdead league
>>157387931Iran won
>>157388035Why don't they sign a good tv deal instead?
had a great weekend. You?
My penguins (:
>>157387886Just like my islanders
>>157387886Remember everyone was etching the ufc instead?
Investing all of my money into laffs(gary)coin
who wears glasses in a pool kek
What did you feel when you first heard Kim kardashian had been spotted on the beach wearing an NJ Devils hat
>>157387886it was about as fun as crash bandicoot (not very)
>>157388035A Canadian team winning the cup would unironically fix all these problems.
>>157388035It's so over
hot take: bedard is gonna have a breakout season. 50+ goals 70+ assists. kane will teach him how to play small man hockey.
>>157388326he'll be in on IR by december
Breaking News. Hockey Night in Canada Punjabi is cancelled. how do we watch hockey now?
>>157388035>>an original 6 team hasn't won since 2015>>all original 6 teams besides the Habs and Bruins are a jokeThis is a feature, not a defect
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157388378Just saw a vid of Toronto fans climbing onto a train station roof in Bangladesh to take shits while waiting for the train
gary owes us some trades
care to join us for cigars and sunbelt talk, dawson?
>>157388326anyday now
it's just a very very long summer
gary owes me hockey 365 days per year
>>157388035Baseball is about to collapse, as well
>>157388590nah you have to pay flogary for 365 privileges
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving Gary is mine, and he owes me a living
>rags
>>157388590then he would only have .25 days off per year
i miss stephen :<does he still watch the mets
couple weeks boysi'm rewatching heatriv to fluff me up
Drunk and been refreshing the other thread for hours wondering where the fuck everyone is
>>157388461Nah
LEMME JOB TO YA
>>157388623i like the same teams as stephenislandersjetsmets
>>157387886true *
good night /aich oh see/may this week of waging fly by
>>157388678remember when he pretended to be a raidies fan because of some discord friend he had and then shattered the relationship after revealing it was a ruse i think his name was justin KWAB
AM I WRONGHAVE I RUN TOO FAR TO GET HOME
>Conno R. Bedard
>>157388762I did this once
Hayden Panettiere died
maybe on planet heroes
>>157388988
gary been real quiet since this one dropped
>>157388988no idea who that is
>>157389017She is the cheerleader from the Heroes television show
>>157388988qmjhl player? sad
>>157388706>big cock /hoc/>big pussi /haich oh see/
but they lost shartstorm
>dick nub /pee dub/KWAB
11 bunnies 2 racoons 1 cat
Justin dived through the window to try to escape like a coward.
>>157389126there's 26 bunnies now
>>157388382And before that flames won in 04
>>157389147enough about subban's basement
>>157388988>it's trueRIP
>>157388035just when my habbies were getting good too
I saw a tin of hockey cards at the superstore for $100
>>157388988Who
>>157389190the hot cheerleader from Heroes
>shopping at loblawsRetard
For me? Sobeys
Why would you shop at loblaws superstore or sobeys when both companies offer lower priced stores with food basics and freshco
Actually food basics is metro, no frills is loblaws 2nd tier
Save on foods and safeway are more expensive than superstore
Maybe on planet retard
Whatever happened to the original BK chicken tenders?
>>157389272Think they sell giant boxes of these at safeway for 2 bux
>>157389277No MOM, they are not "just like" Burger King at all.
>>157389285You can actually microwave the boxed tendies now, just like at bk
>>157389272got sent to the burger dungeon by the burger council and burger regent
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.
>>157389293he must return
>>157389307See you on the other side....
club zanzibar burnt down
>burger clergy>burger concubines>burger whores
>>157389327Insurance scam and then they can sell the lot for condos. Far from the 1st business on that street to pull it.
Yo I love whores. Whores need love too. Some women were just born to take a dick. Society needs them.
>>157389354We don't call them that anymore we call them ladies of the night
/hoc/'s life force is running out
>>157389501it's been at its grimmest the past couple days where is everyone
>>157389541haven't felt like posting lately, nothing to talk about
>>157389377hot hamburg sandwiches pull over ray
>>157389501Just like my islanders
we're not alone
I want to marry a whore!!
>>157389691i hear bedard is single
>>157389779And Celebrini is Celebate! My hero.
>>157389691Why
>>157389837Who
>>157389779you're the flibbertigibbet of /hoc/
>>157390389a team needs its role players
>yes i am a zoomer>and no i will not be watching trailer park boys
>coffee: brewed>protective amulet: vibratingYep it's marner time
Woke up feeling like a Canadian for some reason. Haven't had this happen in a few years and thought it was just a phase. Hopefully it passesGood morning everyone
>>157390400crazy that slaf thinks dressing like a ninja is formal wear
>>157390731enjoy it while it lasts my friend, it's like getting a star in Mario bros
Huomenta on a rainy Monday
I'm going on record stating this has been the worst summer weather wise that I can remember
I'm going on record saying I didn't ask
>>157390992you didn't ask for that ugly face but you sure got it anyway didn't you?
>
>>157391006my face isn't ugly
been blasting loud but nonsmelly pelechs since I woke up
>>157391055post mug
>>157390939It’s too hot
>>157391055hand up that's my bad. Do you have any ugly wallpaper you didn't ask for or something?
my oilers :)
>>157391124you wanna see my face pretty bad, lmao fucking homo
>>157389691I want to marry a woman who will have my kids
HATE heatHATE humidity HATE fliesHATE mosquitos LOVE leaves and their colorsLOVE cooler temps and the sun going down earlier LOVE more sports on LOVE cider and donuts simple as
>>157391420Superb post
autumn is the goat season except for the fact that it gets dark at 5pm
Boomers getting BTFO kek https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/tim-hortons-employee-wont-face-criminal-charges-in-death-of-customer/
>>157391528Why’s there a Tim Horton in Indiana?
>>157391582they're all over the Midwest ya smelly mark
jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks.
>>157391591I thought the only states locations were in Maine
>>157391635retard
Dunkin' and Timmy's should both be flushed.
>>157387886Incorrect, that designation goes to Florida v Vegas
>>157391675Dunkin’ has gone downhill over the last decade
Elephant shitheads wouldn't be laughing
>>157391683Incorrect, ya' mark.
>>157391705
>>157391683For me, it was the COVID cups
Why must we wage?
>>157391707Ill mark you buddy
>>157391713to buy booze and darts
>>157391705anyway... here's mckenna losing the puck to celebrini's 13 yr old brother during a powerplay drill
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.how am i supposed to talk to my fellow unemployed friends then, what am i supposed to do
>>157391730>unemployedcope i'm a WFH chad
>>157391730I have a luncheon with the CEO of hockey and will be discussing the upcoming expansion teams
>>157391729>13 years old and scrimmaging with your NHL HEROEShe might be better than mack
>>157391713>>157391727to buy the JERSEY
>>157391713To pay for living
>>157391730read a book
>>157391304your unwillingness to share tells me youre ugly
>>157391784alright fine, pic related
>>157391789honestly? respect
>>157391789mothers lock up your daughters
>>157391799they will love my collection of Panasonic VCR's
>>157391752for me? its Acts of the Apostles
>>157391784/hoc/ has adopted /fit/‘s post body culture
this is the grim reaper of chicago
>>157391836Bedards future self in the back
*cracks one open**sips*yeeeeup.....When hockey was on Versys/OLN and they had playoff games on CNBC and The Golf Channel....now THAT was the best era of hockey
Will /hoc/ survive the scheduled maintenance
your favorite player would be thrilled to play with a guy like elias pettersson 40
>>157391897/hoc/ survived the World Cup. We are a cockroach colony
I've been told that this new update for 4chan will let us upvote/downvote posts
*gravel strikes*
>>157392052The jannies faxed me a memo stating that we’ll get emojis back
5 minutes until /hoc/ dies. Any last word?
>>157392094Thoughts on you being a queer queering off in here all day every day?
>>157392122Balls
>>157392122bud1
>>157392139Raped bitch
>>157392122Trb was raped by bud on a bone chilling easter eve in 2022
>>157392143>>157392147great posts to end it
bud1trb lost
Laine to NH-ACK!
gary pulled some strings to give us another precious minute
stay safe, ill miss you guys :(
>>157392155Interns are going to be whipped for not taking full advantage of it
>>157392158gay
Is Gary in charge of the maintenance schedule here?
WE ARE SO BACK GARY BROS
>>157392158Thanks fren. I missed you
we are so back (again)
How have the interns grow the game in the last 3 and a half hours?
ran errands during the outage and got McD's on my way back home
And we're back>laffs
we've been back for like an hour, tard
>>157392404Cope it's been on and off
>>157392410i don't cope
>>157392374>And we're back>>laffsIn last place?
>>157392428that would be your 2027 ded wongs
cope my rod wongs will not be in last place because the Yzerplan is going to continue paying future dividends with our eurotwinks and boomer free agents
cope my debbies are /playoffsbound/
vacuumed the house and dusted out my bedroom during the outage
i did that yesterday when /hoc/ was online because i'm not clinically addicted to this forum
>>157392428Yes, 'fraid so.
>>157392563>E - Ded Wongsyou love to see if
Why do GMs think it's acceptable to go on vacation for three months?
Dombros they're making fun of us again...
>>157392581lou set the standard with his naps
>>157392563B-b-but what about the parade we planned?
>>157392607>we kwab
>>157392625Damn you helped plan it? kek what a fag
>>157392607I'm sorry. Maybe you 'tards should hol' up with your parade planning?
the only parade i care about is the black parade
>>157392663Watchout the canadians might get mad that this isn't a justin bieber or nickelback song
>>157392663Gay song, gay album, gay band.
>>157392651>noulmao
>>157392676Name one swedish song thats popular. I dare you
I missed out on Heem a Swede Sundays
Dom lost
>When a canadian thinks it can talk to me
>>157392716hey aren't you the guy who got raped by bud?
>>157392716a lake died for this
>>157392683Any diaper house song by Avicii
>>157392716is this real?
>>157392683Cotton eye joe
>>157392683you STUPID faggot zoomer....aviciiswedish house mafiaabbarobynace of baseopethmeshuggah
The Samir melty is off and melting.
Thank you. Thank you. I take my bow and exit now.
>i may have a tbi from a botched burrito delivery but at least i have a few (you)s on 4chan
>>157392755Oh you are? Thanks for telling us
Samir melty now advancing to the queering off phase kwab.
>>157392551i was spending time with my family, not my problem that you dont find time for them.
I think this is just what happens when you haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1993
Some day you will find TBGCaught beneath the landslideIn a bud1 supernova in the sky
>>157392798true just like the the mild poster starts having a meltie
>>157392797You really want me to find time to spend time with your family? I can show them the cup if you really want me to...
>>157392737i heard all of their songs were about swedish meatballs
>>157392810wow what position do you play on the randies?
>>157392808Minnesota will never win the cup.
>>157392822This but laffs.
>>157392821Every position that you didn't play so that we could bring the cup home. Stay jelly faggot, kwab
If the laffs really wanted a Stanley Cup they can just buy one at Mark's for $47
>>157392845If your country really wanted a cup then why not get some real players?
Meshuggah is based
....based on shit music preferences
>>157392837dundon didnt let the teams xitter posters have a day with the cup.
>>157392853High taxes and a shitty currency. Canadians vote wrong.
>>157392854They're pretty awful. I've seen them live three times.Anyway, janny in the thread so time to leave.
i miss when burger king had $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggies
>>157392810> I can show them the cup if you really want me to...too bad a canadian lad has the cup right now
>>157392882now you are like one of those boomoids who say newspaper and candy used to cost a nickel
>>157392887Oops he fell right into it. (again)
>>157392909show me the cup then, i'll waitdont forget the timestamp~
>>157392845I once got one in my happy meal
>>157392909stankoven has the cup in bc right now.
>>157392918>show me the cup then, i'll waitLOL you better keep waiting buddy
>>157392909>Half of all NHL players are Canadian, retard. Even if US teams win, they are still Canadian.This is a flawless argument that Americans can't cope with. Especially the part about you being a retard.
>>157392924yep ill have to wait since you are too busy deflecting to show it
>>157392896
>>157392918alas unfortunately i've been drafted to a canadian team
>>157392924so you suck randys dick for free? lmao
Canadians are getting mad again. But what will they do about it?
>>157392933i accept your concession
>>157392930Out into the ocean with you. I don't even care about this trophy.
>monfay sfternoon>Pittsburgh retard is already drunk
>>157392948you forgot the timestamp retardlmao
>>157392929>Half of all NHL players are CanadianFalse, retard.
>>157392948That’s a good way to clean out the coom
There is absolutely 100% nothing wrong with having a few dad sodas on a Monday afternoon (I used to drink 10-12+ beers a day)
>>157392950>>monfay sfternoondrunk?
>>157392955a sub-30% nation is seething
>>157392952>he doesn't even know that this photo was from years agoHow long have you been cupless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWihTDj9CsQPittsburgh mentioned!
>>157392965Someone is seething.
>>157392969thanks for admitting that you are full of shit! not that anyone needed you to verify
>>157392964Not yet. Gonna take a nap then get to work!
gary where the FUCK are the trades?
>>157392980they're being done by illegal immigrants
Why do players not just accept less money?Okay, this might sound obvious, but if you think about it, a lot of these guys have already made more than enough money to support themselves for life, and plenty of them have other ways of making money too. Which is great, but they want more than just money, they want to win.So to me it almost seems like a cheat code if a bunch of really good players just said, “Hey, I’ll play for half of what I’m worth,” because then you could basically build a superteam and give yourself a way better chance of winning.And yeah, obviously they still care about the money, but do you really think someone like McDavid wouldn’t take, say, $6 million if it meant winning a Cup?So is it mostly ego that stops players from doing that, or are there actually rules that prevent teams from taking advantage of something like this? And for the record, I know some players already take less than they could get to help the team, but I’m talking about doing it on a much bigger scale. Has anyone else ever thought about this?
>>157392993why didnt anybody ask jason robertson this question?
>>157392965False. Retard.
>>157392993what are the intangibles??
>>157392998>he is concerned about American playersGood boy
>>157392993Elite athletes are greedy hollow husks of human beings (except sid)
>>157392993Sports players are nerds and salaries are their high scores
>>157393044Yeh just like McDavid. What a piece of shit.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brettknight/2026/01/09/the-worlds-most-profitable-sports-teams-2026/
>>157393044Crosby is just autistic and gay
>>157392993McBust just needs to gtfo of canacuck.
Hey what's up /hoc/ It's Mr. Beast and I'm teaming up Gary to hook you all up with free jerseys of your choice from any team and $1000 of NHL.com in store credit
>>157392962what the hell is a dad soda
>>157393072>most profitable hockey teams are also among the most SHITthere's no incentive to improve if the local goym will throw money at the team regardless of performance!
>>157393039rich coming from the anon who just wrote an essay about canadian players
>>157393085And both traits contribute to his rich life and personality
>>157393093a beer you nerd
>>157393065I'm still upset about the Smyth snub
>>157393093four loko
>>157393072even if I dislike every other team (that I recognize anyway, fuck soccer) the only one I hate is the Rams. genuinely soulless franchise
>>157392993>seems like a cheat code if a bunch of really good players just said, “Hey, I’ll play for half of what I’m worth,” because then you could basically build a superteammy habbies mentioned :)
>>157393123I call them throat coke
>>157393072you know income doesnt equal profit, right?
>>157393072Cars are not athletes.
>>157392993It's "posting propaganda about why suppressing players salary is a good thing" o'clock I see. Good work Intern-kun.
>>157393117It’s a tragedy that he will die childless
>>157392993
>>157393139retard
>>157393072>arse lel
>>157393154I find that so funny somehow. like as if they just put 7 eleven or any random company at number 5
>>157393205is Tim's one of those organizations that thinks women's only athletic endeavors should include housekeeping and birthing babies?? How can I invest in Horton's more? Do they have a drop box where I can anonymously leave money?
Monday Knight Raw is on later, bros
>>157393139I call them liquid crack
>>157393230You can buy a harry potter donut starting today
>>157393233I call energy drinks fridge cigarettes
>>157393232
>26 year old nhler marries a 30 year old whorenigga what the fuck are you doing
>>157393237witchcraft shouldn't be trifled with, especially by a female author, not matter how bigoted against trans people she happens to be I prefer to get my spooky stories from Stephen King, thank you
>>157393266i dont think lauren is that much older than connor
I wish it was me and Tate McRae instead, bros
>>157393276
>>157393283that passed around whore that half the league has banged?
>>157393286he fell for the millenial pussy meme. could marry a younger and hotter girl. but good for them too, if happy thats what matters
>>157393283She’s currently pursuing Crosby
>>157393237>>157393274I recommend the strawberry cheesecake.They're excellent.
a-are we back
>>157387680Is there a team that only has White fans? No blacks, no browns, no jeets, no jews, just Whites.
>>157393375islanders but they're italian i personally dont count them as White
>>157393375even in your perfect world, there's no escaping samir and i
>>157393375not after gary has been running things for 30+ years
>>157393368fron, back and side-to-side
Your penguins (:
>>157393364that's awfully high praise for something they likely heated up in a dirty microwave before serving it to you
Going to watch RAW tonight uce
>>157393496>strawberries for flavor cues only
For me, its Timbits
>>157393502why bother, nothing cool is going to happen
>>1573935021
>>157393519ill go to one of those hipster donut places instead
>>157393519I like the glazed sour cream one
>having cake for breakfast
couple of little chuds
I’ll still with Greek yogurt and oats
>>157393638That was a common scene in 2000s teen movies
>team>breakroomhaving a job is gay
>>157393619>tf>tp
>>157393721so fucking gay
>>157393751
>>157393097>making the scf b2b seasons is the same as placing last!
>the silver medalist doesn't understand why people discount second place and that's not surprising in the slightest
>>157393796people discount you because you lost to bud, mitch, and a burrito kwarb
Should I go swimming
YOU POSTED GREEN TEXT???THAT MEANS YOUR TBG
>>157393812>w-winning in 1920 counts just as much as winning in 2026!KEK
>accomplishes nothing in his shitty life>still clings to "tbg" 6+ years latergrim
>>157393825>it doesnt cause i said socope of the millennium
>imaginaryfriendposting
>>157393796>even in his cope post anon admits second place has a proper titletyfyc
you're age is showing /hoc/
>>157393814Vpn off, Samir.
>>157393774This but unironically
>>157393883thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>157393816Yes
> * queers queering off intensifies *
>lose /hoc/>come back >newfags trying to fit in calling the wrong people the wrong names
at some point you accept fate and change the name to Can'tada
>>157393951MA LOOKI'M HECKIN TROLLING THE CANADIANS
>>157393951much like when tbg was changed to trb
>>157393955>CAN'TADIANShe's right, that is funnier
pop'd me
i can't wait to share my memes with you guys once the season starts~
>>157393988Me, neither43 days
>>157393979the best part of that feud is when shawn and hunter were standing in the ring and hunter had a green shirt and bret said >i think you're nothing but a homo and i think the guy standing in the ring in the green shirt is nothing but a homo
This is a hockey thread
gare's just adding new hi tech magnets to the puck before he drops it today
I don't think wrestling is gay...
>>157393892I’m in the pool now
>he said he doesn't think hugging sweaty men in spandex on a trampoline counts and a homosexual activity
E-God and pop punk board ya dumb stinky trannies nyla has aids hampage got cancelled and its still tony
>>157394063much like when bud hugged you on 04/17/2022 and made you bounce without a trampoline
lol slurp the slop faggot
>>157394051Retard
>>157394051True sometimes it's girly
>>157394103it was a tribute to terry funk
>>157394132gotta the funkster he's royalty
I'll always be a Hulkster
>>157394162hell yeah, brotherHH
>>157394188I wonder how many japanese wrestling companies were probably once owned by the yakuza
i thought punk was with aew
>>157394207tony got rid of him, thankfully
>>157394207habituallyhe'a habitual fumbler
tony should buy an expansion team
the jacksonville no milliys
what's your favorite domino's order when watching hockey, /hoc/?
>>157394239so you dont know
The thrashers were pretty wcw
>>157394207he worked tony and the young cucks into one of the worst kwabs in history
>>157394239for me its the skinner dinner
>>157394239New Orleans pizza panzorotti
>>157394075Much like when you queer off all day in here.
>>157394239don't have onet. pizza hut chad
>Jey Uso delivers Solo Sikoa to Roman Reigns tonight>Chad Gable defends Intercontinental Title against Rey Mysterio>Rey Fenix battles El Fiscal in World Heavyweight Title No. 1 Contender's Tournament>Dragon Lee takes on El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. in World Heavyweight Title No. 1 Contender's Tournament>Sol Ruca set for bout against Lyra Valkyriawhen did WWE become mexican
>>157394291not enough skinnyfat charisma black holes from the hart dungeon for ya?
>>157394239Pineapples jalapenos and then I tell the employees I'm a gay retarded mexican
>>157394281office I started working at has a papa johns, dominos, and pizza hut within roughly half of one square mile
>>157394321didnt care about these spics when they were in AEW why should I care now?
>>157394291are they still doing coconut theater? jesus christ
In the late 80s there was a homemade pizza trend
>>157394341lucky duck>>157394352fuck off, randy
>>157394071based + blessed. i'm back at work bro after my vacation it's gay KWAB ima watch raw toknight at home
>>157394239I get a large custom pizza with Philly steak, veggies, and their white sauce or chicken bacon ranch w/ cheesy breads
>>157394207cm punk bullied the fuck out of the young cucks and for some reason tiny and the other retards over there thought it would be a good idea to release video footage of cm punk and jungle boy's altercation and it made them look like even bigger pussies KWAB we love punker hereLOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES
Had a pretty ethereal gooning session while 4chan was down earlier, Go Kraken btw
>>157394417im turning it on now I catch up during while i do dishes kwab
you people don't remember that cuck man phil was the kwabooty for multiple years running during the 2010sit's gonna be really funny seeing him at the next WM considering his old comment about blood-soaked saudi dick money
420 posts lol blaze it up
>>157394352fuck off randy
Wrestlefags OUT
it's wrestlechads actually
>>157394554
>>157394443i dont even like phil but i pop forLIKE MUSSOLINI
My mom wanted me to marry a good catholic girl
>>157394554our night, im afraid
>>157394609just gotta night
think i'm gonna try the trb gimmick out in /nfl/ or /mlb/
the fireflies are out again, bros. you would not believe your eyes
>>157394629please contain your autistic faggotry to a single thread, /mlb/ is all I have left
how did ric flair outlive bray wyatt
>>157394645he posts bluejays already
Hockey night in canada punjabi was cancelled. This is not good for growing the game
>>157394657>heplease contain your schizo faggotry to this thread
>>157394653Bray wyatt was fat
>>157394673apologies
>>157394239Usually steak or bacon
>>>>>>it's tooo lateit's tooo late to apologize>it's too late
>>157394663Retard
>>157394692based
>>157394678I thought fat guys had more HP
>>157394721it begins
>>157394729it made more sense AJ had the belt
Which player had most assists in the 2010s?
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7517341/2026/08/17/mark-walter-lakers-sale-federal-investigation/?unlocked_article_code=1.6VA.tJ7P.5vo-HPW9sEzX&source=emp_shared_article&smid=ta-ios-shareour pwhlsies :(
>>157394788I guess Kucherov or possibly Draistl or Mcdavid
>>157394846Wrong
Local semi-pro team is hosting a bring your sister night sometime in november
>>157394798hopefully redditt doesn't figure out that the entire league is owned by a magatard
>>157394865give me a hint
>>157394788Crosby or Backstrom
>>157394882it's Backstrom with 512, I looked it up. Claude Giroux was 2nd with 509.
>>157387680My Rags are making another run for the.Stanley cup. I have a good feeling about this time.
>>157394899the only rag getting near a cup is the one they shine that shit up with
>>157394731uhhh?
>>157394899Any team led by JT Miller has a chance. Just look at the 2024 Canucks.
>>157394878Played with a guy who scores a lot of goals>>157394882One of them yes
>>157394870so a dating night :)
>>157394942Backstrom was a legit great center, it's too bad injuries ruined his later career.
>>157394942yeah, I just assumed because Ovie had a gazillion goals
>>157394916You're trying to tell me this isn't a Lord Stanley winning offence?
>>157394898Meh, cheater.
>>157394963The advanced stats say Alexis Lafreniere is pretty good
would I survive longer in the wild in sweden or finland
>>157394963apart from Cuylle, that bottom six is absolutely dire. Zibanejad hasn't been able to have chemistry with anyone besides Kreider for a fucking decade, no reason to believe he is going to elevate Perrault or Dorofeyev, which btw the rags are banking really hard on the hope that Perrault is a 70 point player, and it's going to be real interesting seeing how Dorofeyev does without Marner and Eichel feeding him the puck. Bjorkstran his passed his prime and destined for the injured list, Miller is a baby and Lafreniere is what he is at this point, a 50 point player.
>>157394968>you can't just take a spoonful of cough syrup during the olympics that's cheating
>>157394963the real problem is the vegatable assigned to the 3rd line
>>157394870>not doxing yourself by naming your local semi pro Pussy
meme name for minor and semi pro is a baseball thing
>>157395163satchel paige spent more time in the minors than jimmy saville
>>157395258black
>>157395258satchel paige was a generational talent held down by the system like connor bedard
>>157395007There's no difference. Slightly higher chance you'll get killed by a Russian spy in Finland.
>>157395258>>157395286Woody Allen named his son Satchel after Satchel Paige. He grew up and changed his name to Ronan, and is now known to the world as the journalist Ronan Farrow who broke the Weinstein scandal.
>>157395007theres sami in the wilds of finland. they will hunt you down for your blubber
>>157395347sami won the belt
>>157395007The wild have had a lot of finnish players
>>157394963joe veleno is like patrik laine could have been a star nhl player but instead chose the life of gooning and vidyas
>>157395347There's sami in Sweden too. For some fucking reason they have reindeers on the coast. One of them got hit by two cars yesterday. They should not be here until winter. Buy knowing sami people they probably brought sick ones here in trailers to walk on train tracks and roads and get killed so they can claim insurance.
are sami the injuns of sweden
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>>157395581we love Our Tribal Chief here
>>157395567They call themselves that, but in reality they aren't.
>>157395581just like bud
my neighbor's kid is playing video games again. he quite shit based on what i can hear
>>157395654>he doesnt ask his neighbors kid what he's playing and bros down then talks to his mom
"What i got" is an exploration on the limits of stoicism as a personal ethos in the current dynamic discuss:
>>157395769you didnt get beat enough as a child
>>157395769My islanders adhere to the tenets of stoicism
>>157395769Love is
LOVIN'IS WHAT I GOT
>>157395347JEN
i got a dalmatian i can still get high i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
LOVING IS WHAT I GOTSAID REMEMBER THAT
>>157395960*proceeds to play one of the worst solos oat*
SHANT be recycling a thread
>>157395978I agree. I hope the anon doing a thread for every team in the league makes the new one.
>>157395975*dies from heroin overdose* kwab
if you had a dalmatian, would you count all its spots?
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