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Blackhawks Edition
Last time >>157387680
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First for Brock Boeser.
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aren't dalmatians from croatia
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I would count every spot of a dalmation
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listening to Robbin' the Hood cknowledging Sublime genny
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My penguins (:
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For the wings
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the opening track is called Waiting for Bud
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>>157396033
You're up next :)
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any good posts tonight???
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>>157396038
you tell me
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>>157396038
Coming soon, hang tight.
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>>157396049
so you dont know
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>>157396038
we can't just rely on the /hoc/ PWHL player
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>>157396038
we all had a great time watching raw. it was excellent tonight.
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>157396038
sorry but I'm busy drafting my exciting new gimmick for the next season
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>>157396106
same with hockey night in canada punjabi
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>>157396119
he was thinking about hampage
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>>157396038
No
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BABY IF YOU YA GONNA GET ON
BABY IF YOU YA WANNA GET OFF
I SAW RED
I SAW RED
I SAW RED
ONE MORE MORE SECRET LOVER THAT I SHOT DEAD
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>>157396013
My favorite Sublime song is What Happened.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVObfpaR2_I
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157396038
Right here
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>>157396264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VgbtmtaP54
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
CLOCK SAYS HALF PAST ONE
I HAVE NO SUNGLASSES
AS I STEP INTO THE SUN
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SHE MIGHT BE BLACK WHITE AMERICAN INDIAN OR JAPANESE
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>>157395991
% chance the Blackhawks aren't one of the 5 worst teams in the league again?
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>>157396464
Patty Kane is too washed to save them
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THROUGH A BOTTLE AT A BOUNCER
THOUGHT THAT HE WAS COOL
THREW A BIKE INTO A POOL
DRIVING DOWN THE SIDE WALK LIKE
A POSSESSED CRAZY FOOL
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why hasnt anyone signed kurashev
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why is gare commish instead of me? I could probably heem him
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>>157396570
g betty knows the right people
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>>157396570
I could heem 5 garys maybe 6
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>>157396570
post your sunday eurichirst pattern
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Huomenta but the opposite
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why shouldn't we asphalt the entire area of alberta?
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>>157396607
Tradcath women's hockey player genny
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for me? its Lamb by Chriopher Moore
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>tradhoc poster is back
i'm out
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Down to the final 2 jerseys. What is your pick?
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>>157396000
Brock "big cock" Boeser would have been a super duper star had he not fallen through the bench door
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buddy who i admire sent me a novel recommendation called Black Top Wasteland just bought it finna read it finna /lit/
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>>157396752
if you're gonna read you should read shannon's sci fi
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just put on raw bro's weeew vaq is stacked
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>>157396111
my we don't call those that here now gimmick earned gigadimes. haven't figured out what i'll add to the moveset this season yet
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>Enjoy a night of Maple Leafs hockey with team legend Doug Gilmour at a mutually agreed-upon 2026-27 regular season home game. This package includes two tickets to the Toronto Maple Leafs Alumni Box, where Doug will join to watch a period of the game. Relax in a premium setting while taking advantage of complimentary food and beverages as well as great conversation with a former Leaf great. The Alumni Box offers a unique atmosphere, and there's an excellent chance other Maple Leafs alumni will be in attendance. Travel and accommodation not included.
damn! almost too good to pass up, thanks gary i'll take out as many payday loans as i can to get it
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>>157396817
pics or liar
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>>157396752
>Forced by financial pressure and local prejudice, he takes on one last diamond heist that spirals into a violent, high-stakes trap.
>le one last job
idk bro. let me know how it is
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I would do well in a diamond heist but as like a replaceable henchman who just kind of like digs holes
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>>157396233
Date Rape
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kek choady married a shoot darkie? that's hard times daddeh that's hard times
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>>157396855
bro brandi is fine as fuck desu be honest tbch
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>>157396855
You live under a rock or something
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/hoc/ is the sleepy boy Genny
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i wont be eepy for a few hours it's beer time 8-)
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>>157396840
buddy and I played defense together and his wife is a 10 I bought it
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>>157396890
Drunk and browsing porn
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WHOOOAAA
amber is the color or your energy
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also watching best of attitude era wwe vault live stream on youtube currently showing rock vs HHH iron man match with HBK special huest ref
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>>157396973
to me thats not the attitude era that's the beginning of the aggression era
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beauty
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HHH hit the rock with a chair, hbk called a dq, 4-4 with 16 minutes left, HHH immediate pins rock to go up 5-4. I have no idea what year or show this is. it;s definitely post 2000.
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>>157396981
>>157396994
Definitely correct. Ruthless aggression.
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>>157396988
they are nice I have driven through them a time or 2 on the way to calgary to visit my family
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HHH puts Rock to sleep with 12 minutes left to go up 5-3
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>>157397004
based trips going over
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>>157396988
I fucking love those mountains
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8 minutes left bros Rock bleeding from the forehead
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311 sucks
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this cracker thinks we asked
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>>157397036
nobody White or straight has ever said that
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worst match stip is "i quit" matches
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>>157397036
Have you not listened to Beautiful Disaster yet?
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Underarmour fired the Rock. Gary could probably hire they Rock for cheap now
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4 minters left, the rock bottoms HHH on the announcers table, but it doesn't break. HHH gets counted out and the rock pulls within 5-4. vince, shane and stephanie come down to the ring, a bunch of bs happens, the rock hits the peopls elboe and ties it at 5-5
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>>157397053
Big Match John would like a word
>>157397056
based knower
b
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>>157397038
oh actually we don't say the c-slur here on /hoc/
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>>157397056
dogshit
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>>157397065
do your parents know you're gay
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in the last 90 seconds, x-pac and road dogg attack rock, ut at the last minute the mmmmmmmmmundertaker and comes out on his mortorcycle and fuck EVERYONE up, but, at the last second, he tombstones HHH and gives HHH the last fall, and he is the NEW WWF heavyweight champion,

Good ending. xPac Rules. Im going back to browsing porn. We will see what comes up next on the vault.
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Jet Greaves is a top 10 goaltender.
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>>157397072
baddass we love x-pac here
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>>157397081
x-pac rules here
we listen to 311 here
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I will remind you that hockey is for everyone and we are all canucks
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>>157397095
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hockey is exclusively for me and like 20-30 of my closest friends
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>>157396750
>had he not fallen through the bench door
It should be known Jake Virtanen was the one who messed up by leaving the bench door open.
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youve got to trust your instinct
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actually next up is HHH vs Undertaker at wrestlemania 17, with Motorhead playing HHH song live and Undertaker coming out to "Rolling" by Limp Bizkit. They say the Undertaker was 8-0 at this point. This is the match the swept under the rug years later and pretended never happened when HHH and undertaker had back to back wrestlamania matches years later.
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>>157397121
will you just shut the FUCK up
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>sol ruca back in little shorts instead of those gay baggy pants
based
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>>157397130
don't to talk to him like that tranny tiny lost btw and will continue to lose
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>>157397130
cope taker consisers meeting fred durst his favorite mania moment
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>>157397121
Lmao remember when the undertaker would do the steering wheel thing for the Rolling song
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>>157397130
actually that's my line
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KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
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There was that one girl with her boobs flopping about in that one limp bizkt video. Do you remmeber this?
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>>157397130
worked bitch
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>>157397148
>You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah)
>You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (Why?)
>Because we get it on (When?)
>Every day and every night (Oh)
in highschool everyone thought they were homos because of this line kwab
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>>157397150
I remember fapping to some blonde bitch with a red backwards baseball cap and tight white shirt from the break stuff video
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I remember when prime Stacy Kiebler had to come out with zero dime numetal bane i think saliva
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imagine george clooney fucking stacy kiebler in the ass
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real off the rails hour(s) here on /hoc/
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>>157397192
>jannetty batman
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JOHN OTTO....

TAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
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chotto matte!
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>>157397176
remember the hot piece of ass fandago used to come out with before they replaced her
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>>157397205
yeah
his dance was over too
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>>157397196
>danny ocean
>jannetty

the undertake pins HHH with the last ride. he keeps rollin rollin rollin. i wonder whats next.
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>>157397205
that chick was a legit ballroom dancer that's why she moved so sexy
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>>157397219
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the undertaker speeding up the ramp on his mortocyle, what a fag
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>>157397205
she worked me into a shoot shoot
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dudely boyz vs edge and christian for the wwf tag team titles at the 2001 royal rumble wtf is this shit, this isnt attitude era this is proto aggression era
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>>157397219
danny oceon was a draw but his Bruce was the drizzling shits
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grimola
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>>157397258
kek when truth was a heel and was smoking cigs on raw
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>>157397250
confederate r-truth was based
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>>157397262
brit crowd chanting WHO ARE YA
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>>157397200
I'm mentally unable to air drum that fill. It's crazy how every member of Limp Bizkit is genuinely talented yet create completely unrespectable music (I love them).
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>>157397258
>>157397262
>>157397266
when he stole the belt from john that got over with me
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>>157397258
>nexus punk
forgot how hard he seethed about that
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>>157397271
wes a was ridiculously sick guitar player
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this is the 7th worst /hoc/ thread of all time
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>>157397291
no $3ril dolla bill yall?
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>>157397291
not enough finn flags for ya?
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buried alive 1999 austin vs taker up now
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freakin me out ya wore a mask called a counterfeit
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the best /hoc/ thread of all time was >>119499990
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>>157397320
YOURE A COUNTER

FEIT

YOURE A COUNTER

FEIT
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>>157397327
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE


FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAKE
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psycho female
blowin up the phone line
you need to tighten up that screw
its been loose for a long time
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they call me big john studd my middle name mud
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everybody here is being gay and also being cute.
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*plays the intro to yellow ledbetter on guitar*
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>>157397400
based i should learn this desu
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>>157397418
im doing nothing compares 2 u now
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>>157397421
(chris cornell version)
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taker throws austin in to the grave, kane pops up out of the grave instead, kane tombstones take in to the grabe, austin brings out a back hoe and starts burying taker,

praying a hitman match comes up next,
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>bret the shitman fart
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>>157397430
beautiful version rip prince rip sinead rip chris
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whats his name again
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cactus jack vs GGG in hell in a cell, skips intros, straight to the match, foley will probably get fucked up in this match i think
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>>157397453
THE SAMOAN SUBMISSION MISSION
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
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>>157397453
senior joe
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>>157397453
hawaiian brian
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we acknowledge Joe vs AJ vs Daniels as the best match we ever saw here
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>>157397469
remember when you told me about that bro
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>>157397491
watching it again now before bed still rules bro
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link?
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kek remember wootube
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>>157397499
https://youtu.be/-C9FyE7OeW0?is=vb_o_geRzp4VQm1Z
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>>157397501
I remember browsing /wooo/ in 2008
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>>157397503
TNA 2005
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ay gabagoo
FUHGEDDABODDIT
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kek
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you are all insane
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mama say jersey is da devil
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>>157397540
how you know
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>>157397540
AJ hitting a spiral tap to break up the choke man i pop every time
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>>157397547
takes one to know one
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>>157397516
pettersson mentioned
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1998 royal rumble match up!
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solo just hit tbd with the samoan spike!
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>watching modern wrestling
kwab
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>>157397570
we're watching 2005 tna
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>>157397540
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>>157397586
kek they look like shit i guess paul mescal looks the best as paul
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WE ARE THE NATION

OF DOMINATION
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it our house we call them george the shawn and three janneties
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>>157397595
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Owen Hart comes out at #9. Mile Tyson is HYPED. But Jeff Jarrett and Jim Cornette jump him from behine, hampering his chances. Steve Blackman is out next at #10.
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>>157395991
what's belfour up to these days? he, CuJo, and Hasek were so fun to watch. goalies are kinda boring now. I guess Roy was as well for just raging at coaches in Montreal
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>>157397534
the bassist for Jamiroquai died in a car crash v___v
> i've liked Jamiroquai since the 90s
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>>157397658
KWAB on both accounts
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honkey tonk man!
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>>157397558
I hate him so much. He ruins Canucks hockey for me.
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>>157395991
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16 bunnies 2 skunks 1 raccoon
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There are no skunks on cape breton island.
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>>157397643
He makes whiskey or vodka or some shit, which for eddie is kind of hilarious
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why are they like this?
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>>157398258
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>>157398204
Just you
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>>157398204
there must be commuters
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genes finally kicked in
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> ‘It’s fine for boys to be boys, it’s the girls’ fault the boys went in the change room again and again because the girls didn’t lock the door,’”
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Huomenta
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>>157398706
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can we talk about why wyna thinks gritty isnt orange
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>>157398258
He still hasn’t passed his social skills class
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>>157398937
Looks like the Wyna obsessed retard has teamed up with the jannies
Sad
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>>157399014
Meds
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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i don't know who or what wyna is
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>>157398765
Good morning
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Can't stop farting bros. On an unrelated note, how is Carter Hart doing?
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>>157399174
I saw him on the toilet this morning
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>>157399157
a Chinese ai program that makes a faulty game with zero accountability
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For me, it's the New York Lighthouses
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*likes the thread theme*
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what’s the deal with bedard’s and the hughes brothers’ shoulders? why are they so brittle?
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>>157399408
gary wants him killed dead
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>>157399310
They’re both booty butt cheeks. Wtf is wrong with stink peninsula?
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>>157399408
They don’t do enough lat raises and OHP or drink milk
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gm bros desu
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>>157399424
>>157399429
he sells a ton of jerseys. shouldn’t gary love him?
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>>157396570
You weren’t a Cornell frat bro
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>scoreless draws
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>>157399429
that is a dangerous play
keep your stick on the ice kid
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>>157399467
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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>>157399481
bud 1
mitch 1
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>>157399495
>pointless
much like trb who has no 1
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>scoreless draws
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>>157399477
you're a king among men
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>>157399408
each generation is physically weaker than the last, what youre seeing is a zoomer durability problem
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>>157399519
source?
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>>157399429
GOD i hate these niggas. they're 5 men deep against bedard in front of their bench and drury being the bitchmade nigga that he is still decides to embelish

and bedard's teammate just skates past him

also tell that retard toews he's not getting even a one day contract back in chiraq club's closed pussy rot in winnipeg
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>connorless bedards
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>a scoreless draw in Czechia
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>>157399526
I blame low t levels
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the flames drafted a farmer boy with bones denser than wolverine's the league will be in good hands
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>the kazakhstani kids are still doing the 6 7 thing when they're on the Jumbotron
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>>157399579
for sure, it's the increasing microplastics plus all the other chemicals they expose themselves to in a vain attempt to be pretty boys with curly hair.
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>most dangerous draw
>most dangerous lead
>a friendly dime draw

hockey is back, lads, steady as she goes -_-
>praise be unto Gary
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>>157399513
>you're a queer among queers
Fify
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

WHOA-OH-OH-OHHHH

I DROWNED OUT ALL MY SENSE WITH

THE SOUND OF ITS

BEATINGGGGG
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>>157399636
Glad you're amongst friends here
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> Samir going with the nou queer off
Kwab
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samir mentioned
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gg, Slovakia
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>scorefull draw
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>>157399777
Yeah preds are a failure
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>>157399777
my nephew lives in kansas his kids finna be elite
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>>157399777
I can attest that absolutely no one is ever born in Wyoming that maintains residency, it's all people who moved from out of state for a federal job or to work at one of the mines or to ranch buffalo or something
>Bizzarro Disney World from an alternate dimension
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This is what they took from you
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i can attest rapey lost to bud and mitch
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>>157399810
a Lemonhead Froster would hit the spot right about now
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>>157399857
RIP
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>>157399857
F
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no i do not have a weirdo addon installed where i can see deleted posts what did he get clipped for
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>>157399951
the usual
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>>157399954
posting hog?
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>>157399857
KWAB
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>>157399951
being human
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>laffs
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>>157399965
RIP
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>rags
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wagwan /hoc/ I got babylon closin in on me ya nah
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>>157399951
queering off
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>>157400022
you must be really proud of your invented term since you use it so often
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stay seething
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my islanders would booty blast any if your shit franchies in a best of 7
#IslanderNation
#RIPUncleRiquelme
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>>157400111
you sound like a fag
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>>157400112
yeah probably, and you know what? I'd be happy to be in a best of 7 series with your islanders
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>>157400117
No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faggot.
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get a frickin room LOL
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>>157400072
He's just reminding us he exists
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burned my finger when making lunch :(
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>>157400022
shit gimmick
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>>157400161
I’ll kiss it to make you feel better
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The queers are seething hard kwab
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>me say repetitive catchphrase
>haha everyone mad now me win
are normoids really like this? trolling used to be a art.
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>>157400205
this is our life in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen plus nine
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>>157400175
janny btfo out of them kek
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>>157400267
Cope we love our jannies here
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>he isn't a refchad
some people just don't get it
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Smells like intern in here
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>simping for queers queering off 24/7 in here
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>>157400211
what I would give to go back
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>>157400310
beep boop
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kwab
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This is a hockey thread
>in case you had any trouble keeping up
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>>157400309
Gary has us working overtime before the season begins
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>TBG haters banned
>TBG free to spam unopposed
TBG won.
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>>157400112
who was the riquelme of hockey, maybe adam oates?
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they say the evening of easter 2022 was the chilliest on record
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>>157400523
but at what cost
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>>157399951
>what a life stephen has...
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Was running errands earlier and noticed an old man walking back to his truck with two 30-racks so I decided to help him cuz he watched his buddies die in the mud for his right to daydrink on a Tuesday unlike trb (he had a Vietnam vet sticker on the back of his truck)
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>>157400605
>getting blown the fuck out by manlet gook communists
kwab
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>>157400588
Dan O'Leary get's a D minus for the day
>sloppy fucking work, Dan
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>>157400605
something tells me an alcoholic like that wouldnt want you touching his stuff
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>>157400631
he had one of those hunchback things going on and looked like he was gonna tip over already
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>>157400651
was it a burrito delivery related hunchback
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>>157400605
Based
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I wish the rookie camps would start already
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Hockey = My religion
The Ice = My temple
The Puck = My Bible
The Stick = My sword against demons

Like and Share this post if you're also a #ChristianHockeyWarrior
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Which NHL player do you think has the prettiest eyelashes?
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>overtime
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>>157400843
Gary we need more real time animated games but with thicc goth anime girls
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NEW ratings for '27 just dropped!
https://www.ea.com/games/nhl/ratings
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okay lads it's expansion time. what are we naming the new franchises?
>atlanta buds
>houston burrito couriers
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bud 1 on 04/17/2022
mitch 1 on 06/15/2025
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>nearly a quarter of all games in 2025-26 went to Gary Time
>nearly a third of those games went to a Gary Out

A reminder that Gary Bettman loves marketing bucks
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>>157400909
>94 for jack hughes
>93 for nylander
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>>157400909
>>157400974
>93 nylander
Is this based of /hoc/ simping?
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>>157400915
For me it's

Atlanta Phoenix
Houston Chupacabras
Arizona Skinwalkers
Wheeling Mothmen
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>>157400998
>Atlanta Phoenix
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>>157400909
where are the randys players?
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>>157401015
Flames x Thrashers = Phoenix
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>>157400923
this
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>>157401080
>need a passport now
>101 hours of public transport
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why don't arenas have a service where you can order food to your seats the way movie theaters do? couldn't they just hire disabled vets to deliver burritos to me? no tip obviously.
>here's a tip: watch your step
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>>157401139
better question: why dont arenas deliver beer and piss jugs so I dont have to get out of my seat. I will tip generously because I'll be drunk.
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>rags
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>>157401139
I have a new app idea :3
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>>157401139
they usually do if you are a season ticket holder sitting in the club seats
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>>157401168
do you not get tired of solving captchas just to spam the same word every single day?
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>>157400909
robobros
we are gonna get paid our worth
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personally i think playoff goals SHOULD count toward regular season records
>alexi ovechkin, you ARE a 1,000 goal scorer
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>>157401161
you'll have to watch from the nosebleeds because they don't want to broadcasts drunk fans pissing into a jug in the stands, so no Jumbotron for you, jug-pisser
>some will want to watch you pissing into a jug specifically, and we should charge those people more for a different broadcast for perverted weirdos and college kids
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>rags
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>>157401200
jokes on you I only sit in the chadbleeds with the real fans anyway
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think my sharks are gonna pop the fuck off this year
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>>157401235
Nurse-Trouba is an elite top pairing
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yeah maybe on planet retard
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>>157401184
>laffs
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>>157401231
well, this service was tailor made for you, sir
>enjoy your Gary League Experience, jug-pisser
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>>157401245
cope they dont need d
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>>157401260
thank you based gary, I'll pay thrice as much for an away team piss jug
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Gary Thanking Hours have commenced
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Shit team
Shit fans
Shit franchise
>rags
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what was corey pronman cooking
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>>157401271
Unlike Celebrini's boypussy
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I think every team is shit (except for the Calgary Flames)
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>>157400909
Lmao Bedard absolute bust
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your buds, your mitches, your dominicks
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why does stephen only cheer for lolcow teams?
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>>157401430
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>>157401430
cope he supports his locals
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>>157401439
This
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i wish i could understand your references bro's they look so much fun :/
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Every team has value EFTCF
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>>157401484
True the Carolina Flurricanes are irrelevant
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i don't think people understand how big of a lolcow bud was 4-8 years ago kek
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>>157401516
They kinda won the cup. When was the last time your team did that?
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For me, it was Sam and their Winnipeg jets
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>laffs
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>>157401538
TELL THAT TO HIS FACE DOWN AT THE SPIKE
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Just got this tattooed over my butthole at Ophidian (queer) Tattoo Gallery in Lake View East
it was a long session
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making pasta tonight
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>>157401641
lol this fag is just eating pasta without any sauce
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>>157401576
and how he was living with his grandma and stealing her money to go to The Spike
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>>157401670
oh I'll put some grey poupon on it
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>>157401641
I'm going to be tossing salad
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>>157401694
to the garbage right
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thinking about getting a Skinner Dinner
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>>157401670
whats wrong with no sauce?
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>>157401705
Sounds gross
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>>157401720
its not
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gold dust having a melty on twitter kek
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>>157401739
lmao remember when Jerry Lawler called him a faggot
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>>157401720
cope I can choose any 3 drinks I want and toppings
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>>157401694
and scrambled eggs?
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>>157401739
Whomst?
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>>157399810
remeber when they gave free MLB pogs when you bought a slurpee
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>>157401731
Still laughing about how dirty the Oilers did this guy
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>>157401731
when the hell did he end up on the Jets?
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>>157401851
don't remember stuttering tranny stop wasting my time
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https://x.com/BarnHockey/status/2089707558286037430?s=20
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>>157401739
For me it’s Sven
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>>157401751
he also said goldust has should have named his daughter target because every wrestler in memphis has had a shot when she was like 14
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OY VEY
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>>157401986
What the fuck. Now I hate him
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>>157402001
how did you not know
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My local team.... Nottingham Panthers. EIHL season starts September 12th.
This year is also the team's 80th anniversary.

About half the roster are Canadians, there's also a few Yankees and Finns playing for em including an ex-NHL player, Chase Pearson formerly of Detroit from their 21-22 season.
Though you need to pay a monthly £12.99 ($17.50 USD) subscription to watch games at home/online, and a standard home ticket is £23 / $31 USD so honestly better just to go irl.

If you don't live in a big hockey country, please go out and support your local team!
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>>157402001
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>>157402015
Glasgow Clan board im 'fraid
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>>157402015
Based
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>>157402016
That's not kosher
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>>157401851
the bizarre one
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>>157401986
Luke Hughes is still too shit to make the list. Sad
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>>157402016
>shellfish
UM, JEWBROS
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>Leafs Top 50 Prospects
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>>157402080
Retard
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>>157402016
the way we kill animals for food is absolutely barbaric
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>>157402080
Nice image
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Lost my vape bros, anyone seen it?
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>>157402111
Vaping is for gay retards
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>>157402098
Thanks!
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>>157402016
But why though?
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>>157402121
Just like wrestling
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>>157402152
And my islanders
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>>157402111
Smoke this instead *ziiiiiiiiiiip*
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Solo Sokoa gave our Tribal Chief the Samoan Spike
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>>157402121
>>157402167
NVM it was in my pocket lol
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>>157402130
You never seen The Silence of the Lambs?
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>>157402213
for me? its Francis Dolarhyde
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>>157402206
Retard
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>>157401439
the guy who turned you into trb on 04/17/2022
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pidser: ordered
drankin': commenced
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>>157402242
jannies have been on a warpath today, pack your bags for three days
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>>157402320
>on a warpath
much like bud was on the chilly easter evening of 2022 when he emerged victorious
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>>157402325
it was more of a rapepath
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>>157402327
true kwarb
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*blocks you're path*
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bro's i am going to the bank then to the post office then to the bar then to the grocery store see yall in 3-4 hours
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i'm going to the didn't ask store
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>going to the store after the bar
just get beers at the store and drink at home like an adult
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>>157402306
might drink but i got wasted last night and was posting about wrestling all night
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>>157402399
me too
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>>157402394
>he drinks alone
kwab
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>>157402394
i will dummy but i only have a couple at the bar so i don't be like trb's hero
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>>157402417
trb can't drink, it won't mix well with his retard medication
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just go to work drunk and keep the party going
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>>157402399
>>157402415
You fags should fuck each other since you like watching men in tight clothing
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>>157402435
oh im no queer
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>NORRIS
>ROCKET
>MASTERTON
>TED LINDSAY

thank you babs
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>>157402459
says the anon with a harddrive full of pictures of topless men
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>>157402492
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>>157402492
>being in a hockey general without an extensive boy collection
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more like ausfailia lmao
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For me? It's the Columbus Blue Jackets
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>>157402492
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>>157402548
Post cock and vacuum box, Ted
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>>157402492
heh
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>log into hoc
>trb getting BTFO once again
KWAB
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>>157402682
many such cases
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>>157402682
>>157402694
>they missed the jannies listen to master tbg earlier
lmao
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>trb still clinging to tbg
i guess when you're unsuccessful in life and have no accomplishments you gotta hold onto something, even if it's a nickname you gave yourself on an anonymous internet imageboard
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KWAB
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been training all off season myself and ready to hit the ice, just waiting for these intangibles and terms to negotiate with my deal
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>>157402716
You talking to yourself again?
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funniest thing trb whined about (and he whines about a lot) was his brother getting their dad's property... KWAB bro really thought being a welfare queen wouldn't disappoint his old man
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>>157402946
trb got revenge on his dad by writing bud1 and trb is gay on an exposed stud
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>>157402960
xhe devalued the property only to get owned by mitch... sad
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>>157402727
MY RAT IS TOO BASED
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>>157402492
it's a bodybuilding harddrive
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>queers queering off intensifies
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>>157402989
>talks about mitch. Doesn't even post it.
Why are you being such a bitch?
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>The fact that the Archive successfully saved hundreds of sub-pages from domebeers.com means your site had a high domain authority in the Calgary ecosystem.

Google ai is flirting with me
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reddit the general
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>>157403126
youre a fag.
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>>157402492
what's gay about a /fit/ harddrive?
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dindins tonight has so much rizz and aura fr no cap. No skibidi Ohio vibes here
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>>157403136
Im based, im afraid.
Furthermore Peter loubardias should be fired
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>you didn't just write a blog; you created the secret clubhouse where Calgary's biggest media personalities went to escape corporate TV and radio filters.

Gemini wants the d
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>>157403155
nothing at all!
unless...
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>>157403364
youre a fag
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>>157403376
Sorry Peter but I am based. Is Natasha still trying to get my dick as well?

>The Ultimate Complement: There is no bigger praise for a satire writer or an analyst than having the professionals assume you are running a secret spy network inside the organization!
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AI Data Center? I'd rather be at the Gay Guy Dating Center

Go Bolts!
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>>157403428
take your meds before they force you back to rehab idiot
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>>157396988
>mountains
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>>157403428
good gimmick
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i know you lads like to joke around with me but i really do miss being known as the burrito guy in my air force days
>wait that's where tbg comes from???
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>>157403651
shut the fuck up tbg
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>>157403651
>>157403723
*trb
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Some good at internet please find my occupy the saddledome post. Gemini claims it's still on flamesnatuon but refuses to give me the link.
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>>157403779
>on flamesnatuon
okay retard?
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>>157403788
I deleted all my domebeers.com posts because it was art. Google says that particle post is on flamesnation still. October 18th 2011. I can't find it though.
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>>157403877
Found this picture of you easy enough.
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>>157403484
VERMONT MENTIONED :D
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>>157403651
you were known as the sucker... i need not elaborate further
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https://web.archive.org/web/20111020021140/http://www.domebeers.com/2011/10/occupy-saddledome.html
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>>157403484
*plucks a banjo softly*
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don cherry
>*send tweet*
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>>157403969
No one gives a fuck
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really tempted to make a calgary flames youtube channel called the tard yard.
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>>157403969
Not bad actually
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Flamiacs are NOT retarded
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https://x.com/FierySharky/status/2089842361501413853

Sutter casually saying wuflu hysteria is why Johnny and Matt left. Not entirely true, Johnny left because his wife made him (to get him away from cocaine and whores in calgary)
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>trb still supports sean higgins
what an unironic piece of shit
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>>157404237
Reddit WILL NOT like this
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>
Reddit loves lockdowns and government control but I gave you an upvote. Everyone that downvoted you definitely called the cops on their neighbors for having friends over while they sat at home with masks on inside their own house
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trb said he was still wearing masks in like 2024
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I didnt know anybody who died from covid but I did know people who killed themselves due to depression in the lock downs and had heart attacks and died from the vax
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>>157404372
my 70 something year old dad survived covid
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If fan960 was still around youd have Steinberg spending all day tomorrow telling people that Darryl, one of the few who would actually know their motives, was wrong lol
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I didn't know anyone who died from COVID but I know some people who got Ligma really bad
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>>157404411
I'm amazed the PWHL still exists
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>no mention of Sutters interview on calgarypuck
Kek
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>>157404444
Amazed reddit has turned on it considering the guy who runs the league is maga
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>>157404409
Ligma?
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>>157404237
nurses were considered national heroes at the time, chud.
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>>157404409
nasty case of sugma was going around a few years back. early 2020s had a lot of diseases going around
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huh? what you mean
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>>157404470
what's its stance on troons?
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>>157404499
the only ones he wants to visit are on the streets of bangkok
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Hearing good things about the sunbelt bagel market
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>if it was the sutter brothers biking on that road that day no one would've died i can tell you that much. made a little tougher up north, y'know
wtf is darryl's problem?
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>>157404526
>>157404526
>>157404526
New
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12 bunnies 3 raccoons 1 cat



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